PSG vs MANCHESTER UNITED - Official Pre-Match & Game Thread #1

Kick Off, 21:00 CET, 20:00 GMT.

PSG lead 2-0 from the first leg.

TEAM NEWS

Paris Saint-Germain
>Edinson Cavani, Neymar and Thomas Meunier ruled out. Adrien Rabiot doubtful.

Manchester United
>Antonio Valencia, Matteo Darmian, Juan Mata, Ander Herrera, Jesse Lingard, Alexis Sánchez, Nemanja Matić, Anthony Martial and Paul Pogba ruled out. Phil Jones doubtful.

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nigger

>Manchester United
>>Antonio Valencia, Matteo Darmian, Juan Mata, Ander Herrera, Jesse Lingard, Alexis Sánchez, Nemanja Matić, Anthony Martial and Paul Pogba ruled out. Phil Jones doubtful.
mdr

FUCK OFF TO PSG SHITS

go Manchester!

PSG finna be Ajax’d

If Ole goes with a 352 as some expect then Dalot HAS to play ahead of Young. The latter has been a disaster recently. Dalot can actually cross a ball.

cant wait to see what shambles of a lineup united pull together

What do you call this?

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This is definitely a "second monitor muted" game.

based

HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE NAME THIS TING "CHONG"?

what a nice dutch lad

Looks uninteresting, watching a match between crippled teams. I hope PSG loses since I don't give a shit about this sport and the tears of Parisians are more enjoyable than of foreigners.

Bad take, Ole solved football just in time to beat Reddit's team

>Another Ajaxesque upset

Good guys: PSG
Bad guys: Man U

He's right. Fuck the French.

does he look weirder without the hair?

>Compulsory age ID checks will be introduced on online pornography from next month - with sites having to comply else they will face a UK ban.

>AgeID said thousands of shops across the UK will offer special ID cards, which can be used together with an app on their mobile phone to verify their identity.

Yikes.

oui

english team ? too easy

Why? The other game is Porto-Roma.

why aren't you the head coach then if you know so much?

Anyone believe united will do it?

>o-one p-porn pass p-please
i hate this fucking country

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That will be competitive.

t. nigger-chamberlain

Digits for extratime

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aren't you leaving the EU before this gets enacted? good thing you guys will be free from oppressive globalist EU

OLÉ ATTE ZE WOUIL
TÈL MI HAOUW DO'ZE ITE FILE
OUIVE GOTH NGUBU, NGUBU AND NGUBU
RAMIREZ, PAQUITO AND PEREZ


OLÉ ATTE ZE WOUIL!!!

united are winning on aggregate aren't they..

est. 2011

Since when was United's away kit Wolves' colour?

oh shit trips

it's over, another failure for us

Last two digits is the time of the first red card. Dubs and I fap to clop for the entire month.

>go to Tesco
>pick up 1 porn pass
>take it to the self checkout
>PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE
>checkout supervisor comes over
>”sorry luv”, she says, making no effort to be quiet, “you’ve got to take that to the porn pass counter, it’s over there beside the sandwiches”
>families and school kids gawk and gasp at the creepy man traipsing over to the porn pass counter, some take photos to later post on facebook
>get to the counter but realise you’ve forgotten your ID
>the beefy security man takes you into his booth beside the main door as you wait for the police to arrive

Based trips

Thanks bro. Waiting for another Lukaku brace

no. last leg proved psg are a better side and this time psg are at home and man utd have a lot of players out inhured or suspended. probably be like 3-0 psg

remember qatar bought PSG to jusifty their fifa world cup win

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>why aren't you the head coach then
I’m not a former professional footballer unfortunately.

Dubs and Manure Nioc Mam'nited win the CL

not to justify, to get the French vote. based sarkozy.

Nor was Mou

Yeah and look where he is now. The jaded hotel man. Sad!

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wrong headline

...

Tbf he is a cunt and as a Man Utd fan I hate him. But he is a hugely successful individual

PSG are not a Qatari toy

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should i go to the pub to watch this game
or what should I do

It's coming home

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you should kys

...

thats not an EU thing , the brits gov is literally more insane than the EU on certain thing

i've been trying to self harm less didier, dont tell me this

>go out of home

OLE’S

Super Bowl 50: 112 million viewers. Liverpool vs Man Utd: 700 million viewers
the biggest team in club sport btw
and we dont need to add a cringey beggy jordan basketball logo on our kits

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well, freedom ain't free, i would know

you're as cringy as scousers

What would be the bigger upset:

Ajax beating Real 4-1 to move on? Or,

United beating PSG 4-1 to move on?

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i'd say united, just based on the fact that it would mark a truly season changing game and with all they injuries it would be crazy

United. Ajax were the better side on both legs

united for sure

redpilled

t. farmer

biggest in the world

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t. son of factory worker

2-4

You heard it here first.

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est. 2011
btw

Stop. The size of a club isn’t determined by the number of celeb blacks that jump on the bandwagon.

biggest in america
biggest in india
biggest in chink land

This is us making up this bollocks, not the EU.

The French will always fold against French teams.
Notice how Thierry Henry sabotaged Belgium against France at the World Cup.
Try as they may, they will never recant their chauvinism.

It serves Man Utd well. They are now reaping the benefits of Pogba finally deciding to play football (instead of sabotaging Mourinho and the club's overall performance) but they will now understand what it means to have a frog in their team. He will be non-existent in this match.

">we're" gonna get wreeeeecckkkkeddd

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is there any value on this game lads?
thinking about putting a few bucks on PSG to win in OT @ 1.5, the value isn’t incredible I guess but it’s hard to find a good bet these days

honestly I would be less worried if united had their usual team lol

hes going to score tonight

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who?

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Greenwood. a blackie who clearly doctored his birth certificate and is dominating the u16s, u18s and u21 matches

As for the other teams, be afraid, be very afraid.
There's literally nothing they won't do to win their country's first UCL (I don't count Marseille's, as it was achieved through high-level cheating). You just have to look at the Marseille example, as well as countless other moments in football history (Brazil's lethargy during the 98 WC final; the infamous playoff against Ireland, etc).

Their club history is pathetic and will remain so even if they win 1 (one) UCL. We have won 4 (four) and we're a mere fraction of France's power, influence, population, territory, resources, etc.

Was this te first time they beat India?
Every time I hear about cricket (since childhood) it's usually news about England losing to every former colony of the British Empire.

our ancestor

I just want more memes, is that too much to ask?

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>de jong
>modric
>benzema
>bale
fucking retards

anyone got the webm of dimaria getting #rekt

Registered United Customer ID#0008831958226 checking in

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and I BET he wasn't drug tested at FT
corrupt UEFA

idgi

Fuck Parisian “people”

Strong start, poor finish.

I’m Persian. When I was a kid I heard Parisian and thought it was the same thing. My parents are from Iran so they don’t get it. But I went around school growing up and into high school telling everyone I’m Parisian.

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And fuck british inbreds

based

based african derby

numpty

What’s the plan?

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Cute

Park the bus
hoofball to rashford

They'll regret getting rid of Fellaini, he was the only clutch player besides Lukaku

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Right, Fellaini would have been useful today.

>rashford
yikes

>pookaku
>clutch

At best he's occasionally a flat track bully (during those periods where he scores 10 goals in 5 games)

I think he would have, mental game was strongest and United would benefit with someone like that on the field

>89th minute
>two subs left
>these two put their kids on

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Now Sanchez is injured United can win the CL

No, I meant he would have been useful for hoofball.

Very elite post

>Fred and Pereira playing
its going to be a bloodbath. hopefully based big match player Mctominay dominates

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>Fred

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>3-5-2
>that midfield 3

The only good thing is that Young won't be isolated against Mbappe.

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>Three center backs.
Kek.

jesus christ

8-0 psg

nobody watches this shit but pakis

QSG

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PSG is actually better without Nerman and Cavalel

>without nerman
fake news

...Is this a Mctominay, Fred, Andreas midfield? jesus christ

hopefully man utd can kick the ball into the net

>that bench

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how much longer is nerman injured?

>Man U wins 3-0
>Shiggy Diggy

that bench

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> 17

he was supposed to be out for 10 weeks, and got injured in late january.

Get ready to unlock that asshole of yours Ole because you're about to receive a good old fashioned assfucking.

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holy shit. I didn't even notice until now.

wtf is this team?

>That fucking bench

looks like me w longer hair ^^

merci user

how many generations have you been German nboobgu?

Literally everyone is injured

wouldn't field this team against a league 2 opponent let alone PSG

...

unironically. he does this every year. and fly's home. and fucks. his sister.

why didn't united just borrow good players?

young goats

>Muh Ole feel

what should i eat while watching this?
frozen pizza or teriyaki

pusy

You're American, you'll eat both and a few cheese burgers too.

had to google most of the bench, this is going to be one hell of shitshow

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heat the frozen pizza up in the oven and then eat it

until the end of carnival

at least he's white

tipping a 1-1 draw desu

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Everyone is FUCKED. Pogba is suspended.

Why is Nerman so based?

give me a munchy box, those look amazing

Same. Think PSG will get a goal in the first half and just start pissing about

91298233 and United qualifies.

Kino

>chong

who the fuck?

fuck off salah

to be fair, united have nothing to lose at this point
they look motivated under ole, so i actually expect more goals

*hope increases*

>he doesn't know

holy shit

This lad looks about 12

excellent post

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based script kiddy

fucking casuals i swear

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singles and they get btfo 10-0 aggregate

witnessed

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not ONE dublicate number in my post number and Man U win 3 - 0 on the night

>le footy mong look

how contrived

Are Yannnited playing 3-5-2?

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>the absolute state of the UK gene pool

>that midfield
>that bench

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looks like 5-3-2 to me

i predict 0-0 score and then all the players will go home to slurp their semen

What a retarded fucking comment. Absolute cringe.

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could b 3-4-3 m8

Thank you based, Kagawa.

go watch some rugby or cricket mate

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Chong and Garner might get longer than a minute today.

orewa

THIS is the post.

lol ok Japan

mfw Garner winner in the 93rd minute to make it 1-3

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so now that real madrid is out, who should I root for, lads? psg sounds like the safe option

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Now this is pod posting

quintessentially british

lyon obviously

Do Madrid fans actually like Ramos?

this but unironically

doubt.png

unironically converting to islam if this comes true.

WE NEED MORE TIME!

he is scouse

they hate their own players, they only like them during 3 minutes after a goal or a victory.

Ole has fucked up not playing Dalot.

Based Egyptian wants more united players to get injured. Good.

>McManaman on commentary again

Brb writing to ofcom.

>pink kit

BOSS im injured but for a small fee i can get on the pitch and everyone else will look better, think about it i will be waiting at the park with my perros.

I would unironically rate OGS if he pulls that one off

No. I'm a united customer since 2009.

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but fat bob down the pub relates to maccas no-nonsense straight talkin la

>RW Dani Alves
Kekado Mano

Is Des related to Darren Tulett? He looks like a fat version of Darren.

he will play against Arsenal but on wing I bet

just popping out to the shop

grab me a porn pass mate

>lukaku not on the right wing

Nooooooo!

get me a mr freeze, good lad

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only a mongoloid who uses his phone for porn will be buying that

i enjoy a wee wank in bed on a sunday mornin on my phone desu

how many for mbrappe tonight?

You've got a month to download a lifetime of porn m8

Nothing like having a wank and being late for uni lah

what part of ABU are you guys from? massachusetts here

>ever rooting for the underdogs
thankfully im not a r*dditor

yes and no, awful person but great defender, and at the end this is what really matters

So is a porn pass like an addon to your TV license?

stream:
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based stream jew delivers

yeah, and the vans get access to your webcam so they can root out those wanking without a licence

Why did we sell Fellaini lads?

>notahoneypot

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totalsportek.com/new-england-patriots-live-stream/

(ignore the url)

manchester

*sigh*


CAM ON YOU REDS

one day I hope someone has the balls to shoot everyone on the BT Sport panel live on air

Hoofball > tiki yaka

it says "not"
how new are you exactly?

what do you mean? why only a month?

stream?

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fuck off newfag leaf

0
he's a space babby, he scores more often in away games

reckon chris sutton will go postal one day and just fuck shit up

to stop tempting future managers with the plan F(ellaini): if united lose, hoof it to him

>a tactical battle
lmao
oh no no no

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Mbopp hat-trick

why are these faggots wearing pink?

enjoy your stay in prison

dubs and mbrappe gets injured

MATCH BREAD ANYONE?

imagine opening a thread and not immediately ctrl+f'ing 'stream'

seethank you, greatest ally

>rain
United win confirmed.

hate man u but i do like their pink kits (chevrolet aside)

>commentators thinking PSG can win Champions League
lol fuck off

The 3rd goal in a 3-0 win when united's defenders have given up
>mpbbae
>performing against decent opposition

Red + white = pink

miss me yet?

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>pink kit

they call it salmon. like they were some fancy ass n.

were in a football thread. Im talking about shooting a ball at them.
you psycho.

ILS SONT LES MEILLEURS

invest in a black tape loicense to cover it

HAHAHA TIME FOR TACTICS!

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What is Buffon telling to Marquinhos?

Is there a more based anthem in all of sport?

they miss his chest touches and diagonal runs

Looks so much nicer than the slums that surround British stadiums.

The Nations League

the star wars one spurs play

namecalling is an additional 8 months on your sentence mate.

think they're used to rain in northern france

>Mbrappe giving his kid a neck massage

how long is nerman pussying-out? rest of the season?

UEL

>ashley dung

>Italian in charge of VAR

uh oh

>bt sport putting young in CM
state

stone cold Steve Austins entrance music

preemptive
>fred

Tactics Tim looks different

>(((var specialist)))

stream?

wait is ole having a giggle?
wtf is this lineup?

>the state of the Manure starting team
KEK

Mobile stream pls

what's the other ground? rugby?

anyone else into powerballs?

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Yes.

What does the guy in charge of VAR even do?

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

but what if...

MCTOMINAY YOUNG FRED MIDFIELD
JUST

Any /mafia/ here? Who's the pick?

I cannot stand di maria

quite like how he can't seem to stay standing either

wasting time already

united is basically a fucking hospital at this point

>'large battered sausage and chips and a bottle of coke please mate' reporting in

What is it with PSG and wearing away kits in home games? Triggers my autism. Just proves that they're more about selling shirts than tradition/, because there's no excuse to wear fucking black in a home game in Europe.

Based. This coupled with JR losing his shit made wrestling bearable for a few years.

Lots of injuries, moshe

m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkbexmyG40o

>ref doesn't know that this is a contact sport
AH YES

would not put it past man u to go through here

much better team than the season suggests . some times it feels like they lose on purpose to surprise everyone with even more emphatic victories

Fred is my favorite football manager meme

what is it? sex toy?

for me, it's gangrel and the brood's

>neymar in Brazil partying at Carnaval while these morons play a meaningless game

lmao he really is too smart

Poofter

Remember when Pep tricked mouyes into signing Fred lol

truly our greatest ally.

OH NONONONO

>0:30
>already 1 dive

>weasle spic time-wasting in the first minute

KEK

O DI MARIA

OH NONONONONONONONO

kek

KARA BOGA

HOLY KEK

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>tradition

they have no tradition to uphold

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

OH NO NO NO NO

KEKACKU

OHNONONONON

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BASED

GOOOOOOAAALLLL

based lukaku

>the city of PSG

Well its located in an area for wealthy people

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

it's absurd how high-profile players think they're being smart when they miss games due to 'injuries' when it's obvious they just miss those games to avoid being exposed as shit players

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/47462183

>halfbreeds
lel

Yes. You stick it in your butt and it spins rapidly to give you deep stimulation and satisfaction.

>Poo SG

KEK WTF

OH NO NO NO NO NO
NONONO

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH

I DEMAND A STREAM

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just lift bruh

>kehlel

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SHAT AP BLAD
SHAT AP
BLAD

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Haha

FARMERS BTFO ALREADY

THE FROGS ARE RATTLED

YOURE FINISHED

MUFC MUFC MUFC

BLOW ME ASPPIES

>Lukacke

Are we getting a repeat of yesterday then?

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THANK YOU BASED EGYPT user

THANK YOU

THANK YOU

THANK YOU

THANK YOU

O DI MARIA

O MARQUINHOS

Leave my wife and daughter out of this

AHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCK YOU P$G

>it's a repeat of yesterday's episode
nice, I love these

LMAO

the slip is in

under mouyes he unironically misses that

africa > africa

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU LUKAKU

HAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHH OH NONONONONONONONONO

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jesus

OH NON NON NON

GET FUCKED FROGS
GET FUCKED FROGS
GET FUCKED FROGS
GET FUCKED FROGS

FUCK FUCK FUCK

STATE YOUR NAME BLUD

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WTF OHNONONONONONO

BIG MAN LUKAKU
BIG MAN LUKAKU
BIG MAN LUKAKU
BIG MAN LUKAKU
BIG MAN LUKAKU
BIG MAN LUKAKU
BIG MAN LUKAKU

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

THIS DOES NOT

Thomas poochel

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

NGUBU

UNLOCKED
UNLOCKED
UNLOCKED

Manure goal webum.

HABBENING?

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WTF AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ole redemption arc is my favourite storyline

>pink faggot kits
Lmao wtf

nice

LOL

>people itt made fun of me for calling Lukaku clutch
suck it

LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU

yes

BASED !

OH NONONONONONONONONO

Your gf is cute user

O DI MARIA

>FRANCE

That was elite as fuck

OH NON NON NON *wheeze*

Croissant munchers in charge of playing out from the back

Couple man call me a locked up striker

thiago silva is carrying these zoomer ngubus on the defence

ITS HAPPENING!!!

APOLOGIZE

Has there even been a bigger cunt to play the game than dani alves?

KEK

what's the script line you use for ffmpeg?

>Schalke

Nice

no

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PSG GONNA BE AJAX'ed

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What does PSG stand for again, lads?

dani alves being a pussyole

>psgay

Hate Manure but fuck PSG and Man Shitty. Those dirty dune coons should never lift the CL trophy.

OH NO NO NO NO

W A I T


W A I T


W A I T


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what was the lead they gave away back then? 4-0?
oh boi.
thats some very high number dimensional chess by tactituchel.

that tomboy on the right is hot desu

No.

Look a poo

Alves is a fucking faggot

Is Lukaku UNLOCKED again?

>paree

LUKAKU GOAT

BUT CAN THEY DO IT ON A RAINY WEDNESDAY NIGHT IN PARIS

HE'S GOT A 48 INCH PENIS !!!!!

THAT'S ARE NGUBU

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*switches stream*

hello always new this game would be the better one

These games have been great for banter last two days

>Paree

ITS HAPPENING

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>PeeSG

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Ripple.is football on jewgle

STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

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This is actually true, he had a much easier similar chance against Spuds when they beat us 3-0 and put it wide

ITS HABBENING

Im gay and nobody will notice tee hee hee

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CAM ON UNOITED ALL OF FRANCE OUTSIDE OF PARIS IS WITH YOU

UNLOCK ME OLE

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Let's watch movies user

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HAHAHA LET THE MEMES BEGIN

this city is like ajax, heads & shoulders above the rest

sup hobbyist highlightposting bro. enjoyed your postings in yesterdays thread.

Talk about retardation.

why are they singing yellow submarine though

how do you say di maria in your native language?

I'L NOT LIVING THROUGH THIS SHIT AGAIN

Kehrer has true Schalke DNA.

based

>couldn't workout what Yea Forums was screaming about
>buffstreams was still on 1:46 when the game is on like 4 minutes

Based lukaku, I would let he fuck my gf if manchester wins, no one will read this kek

>zoomer ngubus
kek

Semen status: not slurped

UNLOCK ME OLE

Why does anal feel like lads?

STREAM LINK: soccerstreampass.com/

s-sauce pls?

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From my casual american viewership of soccer, lukaku is the only big name I ever see that regularly delivers on the big stage. Messi and ronaldo (messi especially) never seem to do much of anything.

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UNLOCK ME OLE

footybite.com/category/football/champions-league/

For me its Akira.

>MBRAPPE

Reminder to NOT buy Schalke players

implying good christian boy lukaku would want to cuck you

UNLOCK ME OLE

UNLOCK ME OLE

OH YES YOU ARE AND YOU WILL

>You'll forgive me if I pookaku no longer

UNLOCK ME OLE

ffmpeg -y -ss 14:59.810 -i "out.ts" -to 8.3 -map 0:0 -map 0:1 -filter:v "yadif=1,scale=2*trunc(iw/max(1\,sqrt((iw*ih)/(1280*720)))/2):-2" -an -sn -c:v libvpx -threads 1 -pix_fmt yuv420p -qmin 40 -crf 42 -qmax 47 -qcomp 1 -b:v 1750 -r 50 -f webm -pass 2 "out_250.webm"

Pass 1 is the same, but output to /dev/null.

like having a big poo

Because if you fuck a lad youre doing anal

Like you need a poo

There is literally nothing wrong with that

UNLOCK ME OLE

It’s noted

>M'nigger

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>Mbappicius

BASED COBBER

I bet she calls Link Zelda

Lukaku: unlocked

>Young already getting fucked

DALOT IN

oh yes you are

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>PSG concede
>start to dive
Like clockwork

UNLOCK ME OLE

UNLOCK ME OLE

I hate when teams have likable players like Di Maria and Dani Alves while also having unlikable players like Mbappe and Draxler. How can you even root for such a thing.

Shite, only real feeling is the arsehole gripping around your willy the actual inside usually feels like nothingness

I've tried this 5 times, I'm still in the gutter

overrated, only good bit is when you enter

UNLOCK ME OLE

alri poorfags. ive got a bt account

>MBAPPE

>mbraaaaaappppppp

hehe

>PSG home fans can't chant louder at home than they have been away
lol the absoulte state of paris

UNLOCK ME OLE

UNLOCK ME OLE

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>tf
>tp

SHOOK

NEW

you mixed up their places it seems

THEY ALREADY SLIPPING LOOOOL

this is an english-speaking board mate

>mbrap

she is the perfect bf

UNLOCK ME OLE

busca lusamine o pokemon en nhentai y esta de los mas populares bro es una linda historia

danger level: dragon

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Maybe he's talking about taking it in the ass

Annoying seeing them hit the deck every time they don't have their way again. Hope the ref watched the first leg.

Slipping to Manure kek , never change Paris saint-cucks

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...

will ole unlock me a gf?

>she

UNLOCK ME OLE

UNLOCK ME OLE

I'm sorry, but did PSG already lose ? That's right there are still 80 minutes to play.

This. Best is mouth, then vagen and then anal. Fight me.

IT'S DONE

IT'S OVER

UNLOCK ME OLE

My fantasy team is getting raped this week. I guess no top 3 for me anymore.
Well, at least i'm happy with the memes.

Yes, of course, we are not impressionable cucks

:0

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UNLOCK ME OLE

I bet she doesnt clean her feet and it smells a lot and also her feet is cute

UNLOCK ME OLE

ashley young instructing bailly to close down on the wing is hilarious

what a stupid cunt

dani alves is so fucking shit oh my god

PSG OUT

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This defending is pretty cringe bois

>manure

HARVEST HAS BEGUN

How do I become a PSG customer? For some reason I want them to win

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was that ninja?

yeah wtf

Ya muhamma

FUUUUUUCK