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Detractors BTFO REEEEEE

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>Pirelli is having troubles in finding a mule car to test 18" tyres
fucking hell, is this still a thing they'll be introducing? forgot about that

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Pilelli should use the Williams, that team won't last the entire season anyway

10
days
14
hours
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eff pee won is in 8 days, detractor

a bloo bloo

Good post

?

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gimi gimi

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>bottas only has two more wins than robert kubica
my fucking sides.

gimi gimi gimi a man after midnight

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>bottas
my fucking sides

>I have the same amount of F1 career points as Luca Badoer

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If the f1 has big ass , I would watch it

>Bottas has won 3x more wins than Kubica, Alesi, & Panis
>Wobbler won 3x more races than Bottas has so far.

>ricciardo
>unexposable
pick two

Ekans

Emilia took up horses after her swimming career.
What is Valtteri going to fill his calendar with, after his career in F1 is over somewhere in the middle of this season?

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you have to go back

were baha and the angry brazilian a power pairing? A gruesome twosome? What /f1/ duo has exhibited more power than those two?

>the angry brazilian

Last time I heard his name Bernie was this young

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i want to ____ hanna

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to breed the fertile womb of

Recieve fast driving lessons

get my prostate exam done by

be a faggot and tell hanna, her nipples are completely visible

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take her to a nipponese love hotel BDSM cave and engage in carnal pleasures with

>10 years since the birth of Brawn GP

It's amazing how Jenson's career progressed. When he first started in F1 I'd guess that a majority of fans didn't like him. He was given the playboy label for making more headlines off the track than on it. Seasons roll by in underperforming cars and after a bitter contract termination he finds himself starting to become a "what-if" guy. Then he blitzes the field in the Brawn and now it's one of the most popular Championship wins in the modern era. That win must've felt so amazing to him!

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nyoom

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not as amazing as fucking Jessica in bed first and mentally right after

racefans.net/2019/03/06/f1-bosses-want-to-award-a-point-for-fastest-lap-in-2019/

>An 11th-hour change to the sporting regulations for the 2019 F1 season could see drivers score a point for setting the fastest lap during a race.

carrie

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>Mentally fucked Jessica
>Jessica is now worth an order of magnitude more than Jenson

Great mental fuckery there.

It always made sense to me tbdesu

>2009
what did he mean by this after "winning" 6 out of 7 races?

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>Backmarkers doing 15 pitstops when the bottom half of the race can't win regular points and the race turns into a 1 hour qualifying session

It'll be shite.

9th and 10th should get an extra point then

Not even 24 hours ago

racefans.net/2019/03/05/liberty-media-gimmick-up-f1-carey/

>Formula 1 commercial rights holders Liberty Media will not resort to gimmicks to make the show more entertaining, the sport’s CEO Chase Carey has said.

>It'll be based
ftfy
imagine how fucked the front-runners and midfield races will be kek

maybe limit the extra point for fastest lap to points finishers

an extra point for the fastest lap isn't a gimmick

>Liberty Media will not resort to gimmicks to make the show more entertaining

>Liberty Media shows that fans favour such a change as it could potentially ‘spice up’ a race towards the end

It's a fucking gimmick.

>maybe limit the extra point for fastest lap to points finishers

That's fine, as long as it's an extra point scored rather than a point in its own right. F1 needs to move away from the chance of meme shit like fan boost, DRS was a mistake in its own right (in the fact that it's limited to a certain portion of the track, and only within a second behind etc). A massive mistake of F1 was making DRS like this, rather than allowing moveable aero which would negate the issue of following a car (within the dirty air? moveable front end flaps allowing greater downforce through corners, negating the loss of downforce following a car).

>imagine being beaten by the Wobbler

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gimi WDC gonfirmed.

this. you either have fully static aero, or fully automated transformers aero where the car can detect when its on a straight or in a turn and adjust downforce on its own. no in between and definitely no push to pass

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a horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be

>MWL for all of eternity because they made their cars increase outwash hubdredfold automatically when a following car is within X seconds

>one (1) fastest lap last year

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>winnow logos
Reported!

>Itry to keep doing my job and if I connect myself properly here [in Super Formula] then I keep the boss happy and then maybe he’ll give me the opportunity to drive his car this year

>Ticktum admitted that he has been preoccupied by the thought of graduating to F1 for far too long and wants to channel all his energies towards his Super Formula campaign this year

>I think I’m just so focussed on getting [to F1] to be honest. Something I think about it too much,” he said
kek.

>muh drs is stoopid
>lets make fullcircle """drs""" that will fix it
genious

just add nitrous BRAH

bring back the V10

He won't even need it anyway since he's going to win every race and our hearts too.

Two words:
>ROTARY ENGINES

emission
winnow

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It would absolutely fix it since the car in front would also be using DRS.

inb4 Alfa wing was a complete testing meme and they have even a bigger meme for Australia

DRS is stupid because it's push to pass, active only when the car is behind in certain zones and at a certain distance. DRS in its current form would be fine if any car could use it at any time, but obviously that would be pointless as it would negate any benefits.

Active aero has no drawbacks, but comes a long way to fixing the issues of aerodynamic disturbances.

yes.

Fun anecdote: my squad used to paint our faces black in the army with exhaust soot because normal camouflage face paint faded away in a couple of hours whereas exhaust soot from a truck lasted 2-3 days

So its just lets make active aero aviable for everyone, not just car behind? Whats the point then? It would make even shittier flows since there would be moving parts involved and you can pretty much wave goodbye to any overtaking.

Checked, based and redpilled.

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i said static aero too. and full time auto aero would fix the drs problem as all cars can use it all the time. it would make development more expensive and again allow for more wealthy teams to be more dominant. i would prefer static but both would fix current drs push to pass nonsense

conjecture

that is still healthier than smoking a cigarette

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Biz idea: kill Liberty Media

biz idea: dab on liberty media

>no tits
>no ass

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Nowadays that would be considered racist.

If they insist on DRS this is the way to do it. I'd prefer simple aero myself (90s or Indy style) but if you want to be >much pinnacle of gotta go fast then so be it.

biznes idea: reverse drs, monza rear wing everywhere, chasing driver can activate monaco flap in corners

business idea: mandatory 1 trans driver and 1 gay race engineer per team

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Business idea: grid milfs

Fight me.

That, my friends, is a fantastic post.

>tf
>tp
One of these is based

Have we just witnessed the first good post ever made by this flag?

How so? Moving parts allow for more drastic aerodynamic patterns which would create completely awful air disturbances for the following cars.
I honestly don't understand thought process behind this, to me its:
>lets remove drs cause fake overtaking is boring
>but we need to still somehow let cars overtake
>so lets give them more downforce
Which is completely counterproductive since more downforce equals to less overtaking because it reduces ammount of optimal lines you can take through the turn which not only makes everyone take same line through the turn but also slows down cars behind since downforce becomes too effective and while leader can take full advantage of it everyone following him will take a massive hit to their performance because they lack what essentially makes those cars fast.

If you really really really want to make F1 more action packed you should decrease downforce ammounts and shove more powerful engines in those cars. You can allow more mechanical grip to combat wheelspin through even wider tires or maybe, just maybe allow for 4wd and see if its gonna be any fun.

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based

its late and my mind is a little messy, sorry for fuckton of typos

I'm in a pub(pic place) and I can't stop laughing.

Top ebin

Love me some milfs

Cute gridboys would be better.

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homo

cmon, it won't hurt anyone

But blackfacing is rayciss

post ruth

For each corner, there's going to be an optimum downforce level (A). When a car is following, they are running at A downforce minus B downforce reduction caused by turbulence (which some people say is as much as 75% of total downforce). If cars are allowed active aero, lets say that the midpoint range of each aero setup is for optimum (A). Therefore, if they are in a turbulent situation they can add more downforce through active aero (C) to counteract. This obviously won't be a perfect situation (B is not the inverse of C) but C>0.

Now of course, on the straights, you would want the opposite of max downforce (D), this would have to exist due to active aero for the corners. So everyone gets this all the time = no push to pass.

The negatives are not reduced overtaking but safety (wing disconnects like we see with current DRS), and expense. F1 however should be expensive - it creates the most interest. Every cost saving step has caused the sport to be neutered - the engine limit means you don't get meme cars like the early 00's Mclaren which was shit hot fast but kept popping its merc engine - oh well, new engine for the next race NP.

#NEEEUM

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KEK

I don't get it.
Do you want to give an advantage to following cars by granting them more downforce in corners than leader has or not?
If yes how is this any different from DRS? You do understand people will use it to achieve different turn lines? And following cars will have a massive run on a leader even before the straight, and that momentum will keep going throughout all the strait and overtakes will be achieved before breaking zone so it effectively is even worse than current DRS.

I had to stay up till 6am doing some work for uni, and I can confirm Red Bull Energy Drink helped me massively to achieve this without dying.

rich energy completely and utterly btfo

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thanks

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I think the problem you have in understanding this is that you think more downforce = better. There's an optimum downforce level for each corner - if you have too much you'll just be slower because you're limiting your vmax. The big issue with aero disruption is in 1 type of corner - medium speed. Once you have the downforce (as the lead car) to drive around those like a scalextric car any more would be negative for your corner speed. Active aero in these situations would just allow the following car (in dirty air) to increase their downforce to achieve levels closer to that of the car infront.

>advantage to following cars by granting them more downforce in corners than leader has or not

More downforce yes, but not so simply - greater downforce is required to deal with the dirty air, to achieve the same result as the car ahead. Car A has A downforce, Car B wants to have A downforce but has -B (turbulence) and +C (less than +B but still greater than 0) - A-B+C downforce.

>I think the problem you have in understanding this is that you think more downforce = better.
It is though, you can load car with less mechanical grip if your downforce is good enough. If you put cars to a point where you can't gain anymore from downforce it would be literally impossible to make aero that negates dirty air making whole concept to be absolutely pointless.

Don't talk shit until you've tried it. I drank a single can of Rich Energy™ and my life changed for the better, I got a bigger penor, a gf and a milf wife. All thanks to Rich Energy®©.

why'd you stop after a single can?

fascinating people, those appalachian americans

I couldn't get hold of any more

twitter.com/F1/status/1103355311744675840 so what kind of zoomer shit it is?

there was only one in existence

disgusting.

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Is this the winnow angle

I was discussing something with the milf the other day and she was leaning down to my pc. She started rubbing her arm against mine (as she often does - it's really cute in a flirty teenager kind of a way). Anyway I kept leaning closer and closer and eventually I noticed it wasn't her arm at all I was touching but her boob. She didn't even flinch and we kept talking about work like nothing was going on, her rubbing her tit against my arm. Anyway today she gave me some fruit.

To keep it F1 related, it was like I was gimi and she was some Canadian whore

That's hot,
To keep it F1 related, it's hot like gimis engine(dicc)

You lucky bastard

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Ok, what the HECK are we going to do about the detractor problem on /f1/?

I hate liberty media. I wish F1 was run by Jaques Villeneuve and Christian Horner with help from Bernie. Maurizio would he the chief of health and safety and the model for all the team gear.

How can I unironically give my money to Rich Energy©®™?

Ferrari get a sponsor that sells a non existent product, and there's probably something illegal going on
>/f1/: "tehehehehe BASED"

Haas get a sponsor that sells a non existent product, and there's probably something illegal going on
>/f1/: "REEEEEEEEEEEE"


Detractors are such hypocritical sub-humans

This.

rich energy does exist. also, death to mana.

maybe. dont give the flips too much credit lmao

Bidnes Idea: make gravity stronger in toilets so that can take a shit quicker

marlboro darts most assuredly exist

MW is not a product but a programme

no the current issue is primarily with vortex generators creating the worst of the dirty air. a slong as the active aero is not a vortex generator it would definitely be an improvement over push to pass drs. id be curious to see a real world test and result
>less downforce
>more power
i agree with this, it makes for better racing. active aero is only another suggestion i put out that is better than push to pass. cars going as fast as thye actually can and challenging each other without artificial advantages is always better. why are you sperging so hard, russlander bro?

excellent

>not enjoying a marlboro ciggy AND a rich energy drink

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>Formula 1™ racing soon

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almost forgot about the simple pleasures of daffy dook

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>HWL soon

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Basedass is gonna pull a bossberg and anal rape hammy before an heroing in brazil with the wdc

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BRING BACK THE NO WINGS

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pic related: Buttass's butt raping face

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Great taste!

Let's rank energy drinks, I'll start:
1. Rich energy

Hulkengoat wdc 2019,2020,2021

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I can't rate rich energy because I have never had a single can available in my country but
1. Rich Energy
(Power gap)
All that other shit sugar water

ahahahaha paddy is OUT

ditch the proxies, Gene

>Williams chief technical officer Paddy Lowe is taking "a leave of absence" from the Formula 1 team, Autosport has learned.
>A team spokesperson confirmed to Autosport that Lowe "is taking a leave of absence from the business for personal reasons".

S

wew it's real
autosport.com/f1/news/141929/lowe-takes-leave-from-troubled-williams-team

RIP

>when you can't fire someone because they have a contract, but they're so shit you'd rather pay them to stay home

next OP right there

OH NO NO NO NO NO

lol

jej

fuck him. he never wanted kubica in the car. fucking sirotkin shill.

>ahahahaa look at us we're underdogs in f1 he's underdog at life now ahahaha

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The absolute state of williams
Fucking hell

god forbid he wants a faster driver in his car

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why doesnt williams just pay hamilton a ton of money to drive their car?

come back to me in december at abu dhabi.

Very IQ post

What exactly is this guy's problem?

Bonus challenge: Say something nice about him, if you can.

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bonus: his wife

he was made to look competent due to other engineers at merc. he was exposed for the fraud that he is at williams.

i'd tell you to go back to motor/sp/ort, but it looks like that general has died lel

Where Paddy really fucked up, is if someone gets fired from a top team they can usually find a job with a lower team, because the lower team figures that person will have lots of knowledge from the big team they can use to their advantage, and while that person may not be good enough for the top team, they're good enough for their lower standards.

But Paddy willingly went from a top team, to the absolute lowest team in F1, and then got fired.
What team is going to want to know Williams' non existent tech secrets?
Who the fuck is going to hire someone who was too shit for the shittest team?

He'll never work as a technical director in F1 again.

There's always Formula mEme

>He'll never work as a technical director in F1 again.
Given the results I gues it has been the case for at least 2 years

Only thing he can design there is the gazebo used as pitbox

Kubica looks like THAT?

Who will lead this year's train?

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still probably fuck it up

>yarno

my favorite part of this pic is that Trulli has new teammate. He's so strong that he blocked his own mate

either of the Racing Points when they can gain track position at the start

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It's Jarno

>The engineers alley is right at the entrance of the garage
>To get to the pits the car has to access them from the padock

Man, the cars looked so nimble and agile back then, now they look like 100 acres yachts mooring in a harbour

no need for wide tyres and excessive aero when you have TC to baby you

>It's Jarno
"No"

>implying he was any better at Merc

Lowe hasn't done anything in 15 years, that's why Merc got rid of him and kept Costa & Willis.

>Lowe went from Mercedes to Williams
>Bottas went from Williams to Mercedes
>both got exposed as shitters

Which team got the worse deal?

Williams by far
Buttass is a good cuck to throw at the Ferraris

RIP WILLIAMS

bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/47476566

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this is my timeline

based Craig

>slowpoke.jpg

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Where's that dane who was cheering for Kubica? :DDD

A football thing might be on

pls dont tell me United won

What the fuck do they have with football?

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Bottas didn’t make the team worse, Patty did

3-1 lad.

he's dying lads.

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3-1

Probably he got his revenge over the French

Nah, Bernie has looked like that for three decades

>muh classic British teams, Williams and McLaren, are utter jokes
>the British GP's existence is hanging by a thread
>the only competent British driver in F1 will quit to become a rapper after he loses his dominant ezwins car
>British fans can only watch F1 on TV is you give Rupert the entire contents of their wallet

"F1 is a British sport"

>Page 6

Come on guys

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For me, it's Paddy "The Grove Horror" Lowe.

Honestly my favourite motorsport joke.

>29 minute delta

>PSG

FIRST FOR GIO

FUCK OFF
U
C
K

O
F
F

gimi

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Make that 16 minute

>every Romanian flag is TWAIN

Fuck off, Bahamas

>16 minute delta
is that's the closest it's been. can't believe Man United is bigger than than Real Madrid, the Super Bowl, and World Cup

>every race
>Red Bull 30s behind Ferrari/Mercedes
>30s ahead of Renault
>pit for a new set of the fastest tyre 5 laps from the end without losing track position
>do glory runs
>21 extra points for Red Bull

>Unexpected quali sim

Thought yesterday would have been faster

The irony lmao.

>and World Cup

It isn't, in certain moments of it it was well under 5 minutes with peak at 1 min 30 seconds or so

No, just don't talk about divegrass here you bumlicker.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ux1MPZOPgmk

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>you'll never be as happy as Kimi

>Big John playing with lego

Pretty cute ngl.

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Fatjhon you mean

That is the good flip.

GOODCAR!

Fat John is BASED af
Literally the anti-Lewis in personality

fuck white people

Also regarding that, Germanbro, did you sorted out the stickers?

I want to fuck white women.

BRITISH AFRICAN AMERICAN RACING DRIVER INVENTS RACING CAR OUT OF LEGO

comcast own sky now lad.

Still I rise.

MEME THREAD
MEME THREAD
MEME THREAD

gimi

How does he do it?

oh look, there's another /f1/ autist that makes absolutely unnecessary panic threads

Imagine being this

L O W
O
W

I Q
Q

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We need to sign this guy.

Could they win the Championsl Eague?

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gimi

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tfw his return is for nothing

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gimi?

to be fair, did anyone expect him to do anything?

>implying he deserves better

i do.
surely he and russell deserve a fully-functioning car?

That might just be my polish roommate

stupidfag here,
why is his name Paddy, he's not even Irish?

>surely he and russell deserve a fully-functioning car?

Russell, sure. He's there on talent.
But Kubica is literally a cripple who bought a seat.

Lies and deceit
I'm in Odense this weekend, wanna hang out?

if he didn't buy it, esteban gutierrez would have. if nobody bought the seat, williams would have folded and russell would be taking selfies with ocon in the merc pit.

I'm in Aalborg, also I'm busy this weekend :)

Will he finally fire Claire?

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never

Mmmm fair enough, I'm not going up north.
Have a nice weekend Jim Jimson :DDD

>WAGlad will STILL deny she got a bumjob

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>fantasy.formula1.com
>Formula Autism Official

b3dccf1429

i get the sense that he barely has any idea of what goes on around him

>bumjob
she probably just kept on some of the babyweight

>delta time out to 30 minutes

Lige over Anders Andersen

at least you aren't Germany, watching your team prance around under another country's flag

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Man I don't speak Danish, but I got your point.
Does the old irish pub do F1 on race weekends? I see their instagram ads for Football games but no F1 .-.

What a beautiful, beautiful day

Not really, but you can usually find a sports bar or ask them to change the channel :) TV3+ is the channel in DK with the f1 license

How many teams in that league?
There are only 24 teams in fantasygp, last year there were more than 100

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I actually remember that last year the team count tripled or something when the casuals returned for Melbourne.

I lose more respect for this man every day he acts all cute on the sidelines.

Stay in WEC and IndyCar, Fernando. You're too old and too good to wait for table scraps.

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Gimi gimi, gimi just a little smile

God damn I hope so.

There's only one who can save williams now

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You are now aware that Pastor Maldonado will be Williams' last ever winning driver.

Massa was the last good driver

>muh 'button only drove underperforming cars'

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With 2 World championships, Alonso is closer to me than he is to Hamilton.

>Williams financial situation gets worse
>Frank gets desperate for cash and sells some of his 52.25% of Williams shares, leaving him with under 50%
>Ron swoops in with his Chinese backers to complete a hostile takeover

I can't think of a funnier Williams timeline.

Ron turns the team around and Williams beat Racing Point in the WCC.

Strolls are enternally BTFO

Wolf comes out of retirement to buy Williams again, fires Frank & Claire

GOAT timeline

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>Beetle with a bodykit, with a bodykit
Porscheception

Chad Red Bull vs seething virgin incel scam (scum) energy

Get me my coke can

Yuck, smells like there's a detractor nearby

I miss him so much bros...

>fantasy.formula1.com
>Formula Autism Official
>b3dccf1429
yikes that's seems like a terrible game. joined anyway tho

and if those percentages are right nearly two-thirds of players have Ricciardo on their team and over half have Kimi? jesus christ

>impregnate

>destroyed
>confirmed for Helmut Marko’s chauffeur

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I would give Lena a land root, frankly

His ears are on the lower half of his head

very good post

what did McLaren do with Ron's autism box when they kicked him out?

What is statistically more successful: Ferrari or Brawn?

Where is my can of coke?

Love to Latva- ...Kumakichi!

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It’s not an autism box it’s a cubby house and it calmed me down during the arision of circumstances with the propensity to cause elevated levels of tension.

Don't let him anywhere near children.

Mercedes.

the problem is, hamilton stinks of shit

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*crashes*

36 teams at the moment but 1 account can have 2 teams so the individual accounts is around 22

So can someone explain why BBC is not pro-Mercedes or pro-McLaren but SkySports is?

>ANDREW BENSON
>N
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>B
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Please elaborate

Read five of his articles at random from the last five years and if three of them aren't dick-riding Lewis I'll go down Eau Rouge backwards in a billy cart next time I'm in Belgium and post pics of the bloodstains

kek

I was referring more to the analysis and actual hard news articles, not the opinion ones. I mean, look at the "hard news" F1 articles on BBC, and they aren't at least blatantly Lewis-wanking. On the other hand, even SkySports' "hard news" articles are clearly pro-Mercedes/pro-Lewis. Like how SkySports claimed that Mercedes ahead despite every other site and analyst saying that it was Ferrari that was ahead.

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/o/ throws around the term benchracer a lot. this is the first time its accurate. stfu you faggot benchracer

>"Valtteri pls give up the lead to Lewis"
>"Copy James"
>"Pit this lap for softs as well. We don't want to risk Lewis's engine so we want you to steal the fastest lap from Vettel"

Listening to that new pond album.
youtu.be/NX6EIDepJDk loving this tune

>Valtteri, you remember vat vi agreed, ja? In your case ze unterhund mean that you wil take ze role of ze dog in unsere team and do as I say, versteht du? Gut, Herr Lauda said he need a foot massieren...

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Feels fucking bad man.
youtube.com/watch?v=o11i32AoTwo

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It's a fucking ripper isn't it! That's probably my fave tune as well.

Actually Tasmania or Daisy depending on mood.

The boys are killing me is up there for me too

gimi gimi gimi (a man after midnight)

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Long day lads

>Long day lads
Feels like a 6 day week so far and there is a day to go

Gimi.

>more than one sentence in post is sperging now
If there is a """serious""" discussion to be had I'd rather do that than shit up /effwon/ with gayposting and memes.

>russell would be taking selfies with ocon in the merc pit
cute

Our pit lane commentator said he might have a cramp on his leg and that's why retried
God I miss those old commentators
youtube.com/watch?v=UdO5ZFleB_M

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They literally tried movable front wings two years before DRS and it did nothing. I mean there is extenuating circumstances there but with the current car format it is useless.

Like really specifically one of the issues was it that it came in with the full width front wings, and since said full width front wings covered the tires you ran max wing angle all the time because it also produced the least drag. But actually the whole narrow rear wing/wide front wing combo was pretty effective to start with, it became less effective over the years because they stopped using the outer portion for straight downforce generation and more for dicking with the flow around the tires and used that whole Y250 vortex faggotry so the cars were once again more dependent on clean air to the central part of the nose. Then they wrote the 2014 rules and apparently nobody even knew why the fuck the 2009 rule changes were made so they just made the front wing narrower to balance out the loss of the beam wing and reduce broken wings.

In theory the 2019 rules are supposed to be a reset to the equivalent of 2009 front wings with max width and restrictions on the outer shape complexity, but Alfa's meme wing and similar designs from some other teams have already made a laughing stock out of that.

Reality is that with active aero there would be only a handful of corners on the entire calendar you wouldn't run max downforce from lifting point to apex at least. Even some full throttle corners tire scrub and wider lines can cost you more speed than the drag if you don't have enough grip.

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Gimi!

>77
you had one job

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Bwoah

What does this expression convey?

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>mfw I see a Renault engine near me

I don't know but fuck me am I thankful for somebody sticking a massive NA V12 in a "roadcar" in 2019.

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inb4 "some of you guys are alright"

he actually seemed like a very good driver in 04 and 05, but maybe Sato was just really bad

Fuck Brawn and fuck Dan Ticktum

"jeez I'm thankful we're not looking at the exterior of any of these RB-AM collaboration abominations."

>tfw no Valkyrie

Pretty sure this is a car from GTA5

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As is this

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G E N E R I C
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Subjective opinion on aesthetics is dumb.
It's all about the performance, what is the point of liking F1 if the look matters more than the lap times?
Well, there are those who are in it for the memes anyway, because the racing is inferior to most serie's most of the time.

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Isn't it just! Not sure what's going on over at AM honestly, their share price is currently in free-fall as well.

Hot wheels/GTA were ahead of the curve though.
Now these 'generic' cars, (both pictured are still concept designs) are actually happening.

He can’t even cross his arms properly and he gets a drive in F1

>absolute state

they just look like an even more soulless mclel if thats even possible

They want the Ferrari market whilst trying to make McLaren extinct.
Last year was their highest revenue basically ever, but the profit isn't there due to the huge amount of investment recently.
That is why it is a dumb investment at this time.

>Subjective opinion on aesthetics is dumb.
Are you for real? I'm not allowed to not like what you like? Get a fucking grip mate. For what it's worth I fucking love the engineering tech behind the V12 and am loving the YT vids that are being released, but aesthetically, it's a bar of soap that's spent a week at the public pool showers and then placed in a wind tunnel. Same goes for the Merc amg-whatever it is.

BRB, going on holiday

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Would call her mother to tell her I want to cum on her daughter's face.

Nigga that was edgy as fuck

For that vehicle since that isn't the point, what you said is.
There is certainly a reason to care for aesthetics.
I guess that is what annoys thee most people about the project, since it is completely different to the traditional front engined AM GT, which is mainly made for aesthetics and the typical GT dynamics.

And for the record, I adore the aesthetics as well.

Imagine spending your time debating supercars you'll never own, and not spending your time LSA swapping a Miata to hunt supercars in.

Sad.

Imagine getting plebeian supercars mixed up with era defining hypercars.
Imagine not being a patrician benchracing busrider.
Imagine not putting a dorito in a Miata instead.

>Subjective opinion on aesthetics is dumb.
>There is certainly a reason to care for aesthetics.
>And for the record, I adore the aesthetics as well.
Just pretend I've bothered to search a brainlet image and taken the time to post it.

Imagine all de peeple :DDDD

>hypercars
>t. Pirelli

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Look, I meant it for that car specifically as that was the last thing Newey cared about.
It's like caring about a Ford Transit because of it's Burgerking laptime.

>I guess that is what annoys thee most people about the project, since it is completely different to the traditional front engined AM GT, which is mainly made for aesthetics and the typical GT dynamics.
Nice dodge, but you knew exactly which AMG I was talking about

Imagine all de peeple in Finland.

Sad.

Looks right to me, though I don't know what ever happened with ultracars.

keke

>AMG
Nice joke if you're referring to them using their V8 and infotainment.

Koenigsegggeseg was actually trying to force the "Megacar" meme a few years ago.

Well that did catch on for cars with an output of 1 MW or greater.
Aww crap, I misread the post.

Let me know when you're up to speed so we can converse like adults.

I'm ready, though clearly by using such a lame insult you're unsure.
You ran along with something I failed to clarify, that is all.

>caring which wall poster superhypermegarcar is the best
>claiming you're an adult
pick one, kids

williams will get force india'd before july

You forgot
>posts countless images of teenaged racers

This ALPHAMALE will EXPOSE Ricci

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That isn't me
For all the pathetic posting I've done, that is another level down.

There wasn't any comparisons being made though.

>implying anyone who wasn't part of the sperg argument actually read any of it

Hulk will expose the while field this year

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*whole

Alright deflection, enough has been said.

>Wallposter

It's desktop/home screen now

>deflection

LMAO

What? I'm not a wagposter in general.

imagine putting a v12 in the back of a formula 1 car again...

Ah, the 412 T2
*sips*
Now that was a car.

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I'd rather be a monkey than be Moe tbqh.

It's your lucky day, then.

BASED Aussie with a job blowing the FUCK out of meme arrows poster. Nice one lad, I'd lost my faith in /f1/

>Aussie with a job blowing

Hmmm....

>points for fastest lap
oh great, now the fastest car can get even more points than already before

the three best drivers of the 2000s outqualified Hamilton in his first race

Well deserved, have fun!

Means that drivers who would finish outside the points anyway can throw on some soft tyres right at the end of the race and try and meme a point

Very nice posts, keep me updated.

>Flips as Melvin
Keked

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they'll hardly be able to rival the top teams with used tyres even
also it's unfair to drivers who potentially got crashed out or retired due to technical problems before since it will only be done in the last 10% of the race

>outscores Ricciardo
>he gets a podium and Hulk only comes 4th
Who is more exposed?

They are both exposed like this already.

>unfair to drivers who crashed

Isn't it more fun to be exposed together?

>vetee needs just 1 point to secure the wdc
>qualifies last, waits 20 seconds after green lights in an attempt to set a fastest lap of the race with a clear track
>bins it
>kimi wins wdc

Can you even expose yourself in the same way you already exposed yourself?
I mean are they even exposable anymore?

>Bottas has to give Hamilton a tow at every race to secure the fastest lap point

For me, it's the Aussie shitposting hours.

Renault
>beaten all three years since their return to F1 by a Renault powered Red Bull
Status: EXPOSED

Hulkenberg
>holds the record for the most starts without ever scoring a podium
Status: EXPOSED

Ricciardo
>BTFO by Verstappen, Kvyat, and Karthikeyan
Status: EXPOSED

>Renault powered Red Bull
*ahem* TAG HEUR

>TAG HEUER
Its Infiniti la

1. Ham
2. Lec
3. Vet
4. Ver
5. Bot
6. Hul
7. Gas
8. Ric
9. Rai
10. Kvy
11. Gro
12. Gio
13. Mag
14. Alb
15. Sai
16. Per
17. Nor
18. Str
19. Kub
20. Rus

>After the last lad from the continent got the boot from F1, stralyans turned on themselves and knifed each other

huge keke

Imagine the meme races when everyone below the 11th place goes out for qualy tires in the last laps and tries to get the fastest lap with low fuel load

1. gimi
2. w
3. h
4. o
5. g
6. i
7. v
8. e
9. s
10. a
11. f
12. l
13. y
14. i
15. n
16. g
17. f
18. u
19. c
20. k

>Liberty hinting at another new F1 theme already

youtube.com/watch?v=0lcaDG2muJo

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twitter.com/F1/status/1103590097818136577
twitter.com/F1/status/1103596533365309441
fucking hell, i knew it would be bad, but this bad? holy cringe

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Real racing is back on the menu lads

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F2 starts at the end of the month tho

Why they all doing the Stanky Leg though?

You idiot, he was clearly talking about Indycar which starts this weekend.

>Van Amersfoort has basically become Team Sophia

That crash was a blessing

oh yeah, spicwheel + indycar, this weekend gonnna be gud

>drs (((overtakes)))
>lapping 10 seconds off thanks to >pirelli
>halo faggotry on carpark circuits
yikes

>spicwheel

I'm so starved for racing I think I will watch Indycar.

what was the second link?

>millions of views on youtube
>large gain in followers on social media
>more media focus during races
>muh strong female amongst males
she won't have sponsor problems anytime soon, that's for sure

Exposed memearrow angry man
>bias exposed from many posts before he even posts
Status: EXPOSED

Old footage of a German kid poking Jim Clark's body with a stick

basically this motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-three-second-remix-chemical-brothers/4348385/

>...and the brain.jpg

I think I want Liberty Media gone. That is all.

Sky not buying Toto's lies doesn't make them pro-Merc (even though they usually are)

it's pronounced "chrain"

>memearrow angry man

kek you actually have a pet name for me
Looks like I'm living in yet another head without payment

time for marquezwinslol

Looks like a molten F430

>it's okay when I do it

>Sophia sponsored by what appears to be Ganja Herb
worry.jpg

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Also fucking weird behaviour by Frits.
What did he mean by this?

>Her one off sponsor for Macau is still sponsoring her

Well that is nice

can't wait

Considering she got their logo in literally every newspaper in the world, fair to say they owe her.

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>tfw no nut November ends

twitter.com/PKN_ORLEN/status/1103599351992143874
based kubica has a human side.

Not sure if it's meant to be Gan or Gano.
But this sure was some foreshadowing (posted on Macau day 1)

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>cripple
>human
pick one

reminder that based Flörsch work /pol/ into a massive SEETHE after her crash

We need to be more careful with our memimg lads, we almost killed her

Can she get any more based?

t. mega sperging autist

Oh FFS....

youtube.com/watch?v=DBw5Red0Lr8
>'WGTT15000BPM F1 NEEEUM MIX‘ by The Chemical Brothers

Only 3 seconds long, so probably some kind of """teaser"""

F1 confirmed for dog sport

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Imagine the seethe of all the boomers when #NEEEUM saves F1

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>2 halos 1 pup

Happy birthday Simon you crippled bastardo

roflmao

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>tfw watching the live timing from Monza

Sophia kept seting fastest laps and eventually caught her teammate on the last lap of the session.
The guy dropped half a second in the first sector and let her pass.

Good boi.

what's your problem with the disabled, lad?

thats last years recycled joke

So?????

FIND ME A NEW ONE SO I COULD LET A HEARTY GAZOOZLE OUT

Drying track btw

>joke
You mean tactics. Anyway it worked so they'll do it again.

>Tfw this year they will reveal 2021's regs

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Bottas is a joke tho.

Lmao

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What a based man

lads is ricciardo still getting his valkyrie?

>Or I didn't invite him because he doesn't deserve any food
fucking lol'd

>0.6L i4 engine
>cars required to complete half of the race on battery power only
>remote controlled cars for maximum driver safety

>No cars = Max Safety
>Is an iRacing championship

Why would anyone even want an Aston (except Clarkson when he goes full Britwank mode again)?

Based.

Vidyagaems kill. Not safe at all.

AM > getman "engineering"

holy based!
I love Steiner now

What car would you like?

Getman would kick your ass 1on1

>buy an aston
>it breaks
>have to wait 6 months for part to get through channel customs because muh brexit

>4 Rotor NA Rotary
>Front and Rear wings banned
>Ground effect being legal
>Refueling allowed

DUBS CONFIRM

What if Merc is playing 95D chess and made paddy to be a Stephen Elop like trojan horse.
We know that Merc wanted to make Willy their junior team, but Frank & Claire was refusing their offer.
So they released Paddy, who then led them into new lows, to a point where they could not refuse the Merc offer anymore

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I don't care as long as someone exposes Lena's boobies again now she's single

Same regs but front wheel drive only and a mandatory 20k redline that must be reached before you are allowed to shift up.

Not the direction I thought her career would go, honestly

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I'd rather have a 911 Turbo if I had the dosh for it than an Anglo car

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Praise be the FIA for making things nice and simple....

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Fucking kekity kek kek. I unironically think she'd be an amusing chick to have a few beers with

isn't the toyota racing series technically an F3 series too?

>All the racing drivers who liked this image

instagram.com/p/BV748wwAKTS/

Christ alive

Boring but understandable.

I'm fucking dying

where does the Super Formula fit in this?
Parallel to Formula 2 or slighly below or above it

Yeah but it is a winter series so it doesn't count.

instagram.com/p/BczPBcdgStn/

Waggers how the fuck did you find this, lol? It's a gold mine

interesting theory.

Too soon

I regularly check tagged picture on all WAG accounts.

That isn't the first time she has been fat morphed.

Parallel but slightly because the FIA refuse to give it a fair number of superlicence points.

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Holy shit this IG page
>The butthole one
KeK

>Pirelli asked teams to build special "mule car" for 2021 tyre testing. Teams agreed that only Williams would be allowed to supply such a car. Engineers worried about unfair advantage. But with Williams apparently being far behind it would be okay.

Holy Fuck

twitter.com/tgruener/status/1103641463634751490

Wiliams BTFO

Fucking SAVAGE

Papa Franku BTFO

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>tfw williams is your favourite team
stop fucking laughing fuck you guys, >we're more successful than any of your teams

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this desu.

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

"No"

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>le cheat to win
literally ye olden day merc, ferrari shills are just as bad as merc fellaters

Cope

Jesus...

>Mirror and suspension ban
>Le cheat win
user I see you confused

>Williams
This is what happens when you rely on carbabbies for too long
Eventually the engineers move on greener pastures since they have shit drivers while Williams have fucking amateurs left on it

>Pirelli: "no thanks, we'd rather build our own car"

498th for Williams WCC

NEW THREAD

I'm the limit lads

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this is just next level 7D chess.
>make absolute shit car
>this can be done by interns, so no expensive engineers required
>use cheap materials such as alu gearbox, it doesn't matter lol
>have 2 shitty years, but again, you purpously save costs on salaries and materials
>other teams let you provide a 2021 mule
>secretly put every resource on 2021 development
>Williams Wins Lol '21 - '31
>...
>troll paddy in the mean time just because you can

>Lip fillers
>Disgusting dead poo coloured eyes
>Narrow waist, broad shoulders
>Ugly belly button
>Probably fungus feet
That's a yikes 2/10 would not fuck