/hoc/

based klingberg redemption arc

some queer term for invalids that decide to live in pittsburgh for who fucking knows reasons

He’s objectively the most underrated player in the league

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

muh intent to whistle
nice asterix next to that stablee

like I said, only yinzers give a shit

What about the Seattle They/Thems?

I would expect a person like Ted Lindsay would be...ok 93 sounds plausible. But I didn't know he was alive until this week.

>lmgtfy.com/?q=yinzer
does google not work for anybody anymore?

asterisk* you inbred retard
and it's better than no stanlee KEK

Oh no, it's contagious.

you don't even know who Ted Lindsay was, shut up

Thinking if lehner is okay...

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tomorrow's winners:
mahtomedi
greenway
egf
cathedral
sorry boys, no upsets in A this year.

baited, retard

what happened m8?

It's not that we don't know, it's that we don't care.

b8d this exact reply

erry thyne

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I do know what the Lindsay award is and I know he played for the Red Wings

Lehner got fucking murdered by a dirty snes faggot

imagine giving a shit that someone in their 90s died

old lehner would've killed him

lads are we gonna do the kiekko.tk thing

anybody wanna play that shitty flash game we played last night?

How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?

based

No but I want to know more about it before turning it down

what was it

>rags

>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup

Also
>rags

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online hoggi game

how steep is the learning curve for this flash game?

I will later, im watching the ducks

>coyotes commentator seething
stupid doggo fags

its not hard. the shooting takes some work

link?

only thing worse than catfags are dogfags

kiekko.tv/html5/#join=-21481&password=SIAS try this. not sure if it will work

Fuck games. Having fun is fucking stupid

it's all in finnish what am I a nigger?

>yotes

you can change the language lad

based ducks keeping the yotes out of the playoffs

Gonna have to agree, I'd much rather just sit here

one of the buttons on the bottom right brings up an options menu and lets you switch language to english

This comeback is going to be embarrassing for Anaheim.

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thinking is what a thinker does

imagine being on a 6 (six) game winning streak, and then losing to analslime

where's hoc

>ducks magically go on a 20 game win streak
>make the playoffs

did you go to the link? if not go to public matches it should be there

thanks lads I'm in praccy

>ducks magically go on a 20 game win streak
>make the playoffs
>sharts on the oilers (again) who also made the playoffs somehow

in settings change from finland server to USA server

I love these Oilers vs Duck threads! \

For some reason these threads go 5 threads long of shit posting

what is the password for the hoc room?

Who said you're invited

TavaresIsOverratedShit

benis

>one division comprises 75% of the top 4 teams
get your shit together pham

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I do miss them

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It's because getzlaf choked sekera, Ritchie killed Russell, Kesler owned McDavid, then Ritchie BTFO kassian and they're still mad

>2/3 of them will be out in the first round
based

it's SIAS

>man_blinking.webm

Quads of truth
Didn't Ritchie literally tattoo a bloody R on someone

any news on the Tongue of Doom?

>tfw you wish the snes didnt suck dick even though you nearly lost to them because of a retarded coaches challenge

Poor yotes

he has the glass body of a 80 year old man and had double hip surgery

FUCK MY MONEY IS SLIPPING AWAY

YOU FUCKING YOTES!!

MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!!!

zadina did a thing

Zadina got his first goal and it was a bomb woooo

>that missed penulty

Still doesn't excuse the poor PP utilization throughout

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Nigga they've been injured to fuck and back. The fact they are making a push is a miracle

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They got a 6 game win streak. They're eventually going to lose 1.

who?

Tyson Barrie has a very heavy shot

that flash game is too fucking hard.

come back you left us outnumbered

that game is pretty fun lads I won't lie

What did I miss didn't rakell get an empty netter?

Are you playing the game? The one that will take you to your end?

offside

Ducks are so fucking shit they can't even tank correctly

even harder on a mousepad like the homo I am, no falseflag desu

What a meme

come play
kiekko.tv
click on us servers
click on practice and you'll see the /hoc/ room
the password is NIAS, enter it at the bottom
use the mouse to move. left click is a charge shot, right click is pass and wrist shot (when you're aiming at the net)

sweden, what is fettisdagen and semla
twitter.com/GoldenKnights/status/1103038817613692928

Hahaha I was just thinking about how chugs are so bad at hockey and it's probably because the diabetes takes all the feet from the good ones

imagine losing to the worst overtime team in the league, in overtime

red wings suck

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT
WHEEL
WHEEL
WHEEL

>6 games into OT

Zadina getting a goal and wings lose. Win-Win

Lose for Hughes!!

For me, it's Red Wings legend Danny Zadina

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Hopefully something good happens in Detroit, watching mackinnon score like that gives me hope

>2 first round picks
>2 busts
>detoilet
>a fucking wheel
>a fucking pizza

Wouldn't mind going to Quebec, lads, but I'm fat and don't know French.

My second favorite Detroit athlete after Pistons star Allen Iverson,

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>american is retarded and fat
checks out

>91290286
Ce nest pas a toi
Have you considered trying anywhere else in Canada? Where you'd actually fit in?

See, this is why I don't want go to Quebec as a fat fuck.

>only SHIT teams playing tomorrow

*tries to not think about how good he would have been on sid and jake's right wing*

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same but I hear the poutine is good so win-win

where's this retard going to sign next season.

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>Zadina
based

based carey price

based price

Giving out free rare kiwi (You)s on /rug/ for a limited time lads.

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Nights like this remind me why Price gets paid so much.
Or maybe it's just because the Kongs are absolute gutter trash.

Price is elite, but he's still overpaid

He's been dead to me my whole life! Dooh ho ho ho!

yeah price stopping the powerhouse of goal scorers known as the kangz (2nd last in the league in scoring)

name a goalie signed the same year or later more deserving of Price money

Vasy?

don't even watch that show but this pink alien makes my dick hard

it's more than I could've ever asked for, thank you

None of them.
He's not even as good as guys like Vasy or Fleury, so he doesn't deserve the massive contract.

Bobrov- lol jk.

i'd fuck her.

Scott Darling

overpaying is relative to market though. remember when crosby signed for 8.7m?

based and shitgoalerpilled

based crostism

The difference is that Crosby deserves to be overpaid, dude's a generational talent.

I know it's a show about quirks and I guess her quirk is making the male penis into the big penis?

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ANNO 1800 looks pretty good lads.

Imagine how doomed Canada and USians would be if more Sikh kids played sports that require you to wear a helmet? Truly the most powerful race

Ducks. Ducks love washed up retards

>red wing fans seething over bernier
oh i am laughing

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ET LE latenite BUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BEEEEEEEEETTER OFF ALONE
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BEEEEEEEEEEETTERRRR OFFFFFF ALOOOONE

TALK TO ME

OOOO OOOO OOOOOO OOO

TALK TO ME

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Jesus Price.

mete's elite iq is so massive it makes it impossible for him to score
t. knower

...

this is where i come to find new and interesting perspectives on hockey and tell my friends and family as if theyre original thoughts so they think im smart

Nope, old dead meme now.

>hit my head on my bedside table last night
>it still hurts
felt like an absolute retard and continue to pay for it lads

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Not to throw a wrench in you plans but how can you sound smart if aussie's aren't into hockey?

Would Edmonton even be able to sign him if he went back or has McDavid and Leon crippled them contract wise

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>Get thumped by Analslime
>Manage a shutout against the Flame

I am from the future.

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Edmonton has a lot of money coming off the books the year he becomes UFA. $10+ Million. Could sign him I guess. Never liked Hall though.

the sad thing is i wasn't even drunk
>couldn't sleep
>in bed in the pitch dark
>feel thirsty
>better roll over to get the glass of water
>roll over way to fast and slam my temple on the corner of my solid wood bedside table
>AHHH FUCK
>only thing i can ice my temple with is a bag of frozen edamame
ended up just perching the frozen bag on my head and falling asleep

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CAREY PRICE TIES PLANTE

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hope you dont have a concussion lad. those suck

Crosby babby

Who is the Aqualung of /hoc/

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i feel like this would closely resemble grease

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Poor lad; also >no circles

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Thank you based habs
pls gib Weal back tho

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what a garish bracket, kill yourself nigger

i think i had a stroke looking at that new bracket lmao

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Need Anaheim to start winning more games

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I'll go back to the circles. Dont think I won't.

>imagine being the columbus poojackets
>you should be 0-5 after the deadline
>but you somehow pulled off two meme OT and SO wins

more like you will get laughed out of /hoc/ again

In the name of Teemu's rocket what in the ever loving fuck is that?
OBESE SHITSKIN CASUAL SUNBELT OUT!
OUT! OUT! OUT!

>not filtering every single tripfag
absolute state of /hoc/

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what's the equivalent of a franchise committing suicide?

I've never been laughed out of /hoc/ for a first time

>thinking you can avoid me by filtering
Half the time I dont even remember to put in the trip

SNOT IS RUNNING DOWN HIS NOSE!

Every week you get relentlessly hammered Friday night before the well adjusted posters go to pub to watch game, turn your trip off, get pestered as we settle in after closing time, and disappear til Tuesday or Wednesday the next week

equally as hard on the eyes to look at, only its not circular

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Whatcha on about?
Should we just go back to
>

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I hereby declare these hours as real central sunbelt time

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its simple, and easy (insert your mom joke). personalize it a bit, whatever, but it works
>i vote yay

aesthetic

We absolutely shouldn't carry on this gimmick, but for humour sake if you want to use one with LAST YEAR in large bold print, go ahead

>wild heading to another riveting first round exit
but we did beat the flames the other day. think we could take em post season? no

>child beat flames
>jets get BTFO by lgbtning
>one of these two "powerhouse" teams from canada is gonna face a metro winner that seemingly gets hot every spring after knocking a transpa team that'll be half incapacitated by the ghost of Zdeno Chara, a rat faced kike, and north eastern homosexual wonder kid Charlie McAvoy
Yawn

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and Ottawa and Detoilet

>flames or jets in scf
bruins will defeat the golden knights in the scf, which will seemingly cement >our legacy of being the blose 2.0. except that we'll win it in the next five years.

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I don't do predictions because im always wrong

oh no no no....

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>Tampon Gay
Tampa Sports have always been a lil sus

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DONE

I'll do the points and the middle will be white tomorrow

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>unparalleled success

Imagine

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I cant

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Based Philthadelphia Failures

Oh my first creepers

Planning a torrential autistic fit for Saturday afternoon in a valiant effort to prove that even though I absolutely despise what bracket does to /hoc/, I'm better than him at it

I believe you already

Cant wait to see it buddy

Doubtful.

I could see him eying little girls with bad intent desu

Actually I shouldn't encourage you because you'll be disappointed. The other guy already "does it better". Its never been about doing it the best as much as appeasing my own autism for graphs and charts and putting things in order. Feel free to go for it but I won't lose any sleep over it. Just thought you should know before you expend any effort.

Didn't read a God damn thing

That's your own mistake to make desu

did you make this in ms paint
its shit, apply yourself

No

can you make your own logos in ms paint to add a comedic effect?

just woke up

Subhanallah
Good night /hoc/. Go Jets

sleep well brother

sweden can you help me friend

youtube.com/watch?v=7Y9UlEof6XI

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are you a vampire?

fettisdagen is laskiainen and semla is a laskiaispulla

I wish, I fell asleep during ducks/yotes

I wage slave at night at a Circle K myself.

what? australia is a hockey nation

Alaska WTF are you doing

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Daily reminder /hoc/ is and always will be cric's bitch

binland
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Nice to see the 4 LA fans who moved to Idaho are still alive

I don't think this is true. I also don't think they're similar sports in any fashion.

Both are dead sport but cric is slightly more popular so accept it.

if you can get past the way theyre playedc they are infact very similar

the only cricket i fuck with is the cosco motherfucking cup

do you ever have to deal with crackheads trying to steal stuff?

day 1 and /cric/ already broke our peace treaty
grim

when is the next /croc/ tribunal?

this is outdated

This curry's a renegade.

Some nights worse than others. Occasionally it's like Jurassic Park when they literally skitter across the front door.

wew

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>the kitties
trans& gay lgbtqning bleeown tf out

First Monday of every month, so April 1st

real pacific hours lads

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kek

One time some homeless person was shambling down the sidewalk covered in a white sheet, looked like a ghost lmao

Hockey is for everyone and cricket is strictly for vaginal repellent though

>avs missing the ploffs

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I like to do that sometimes too
and go "oooooOOOOOoooooOOOOooo"

I worked at a gas station overnight for a month right after high school and a lot of weird stuff happened

Silence Ottawa.

its true. theres no golden boys

Chances are they were too. Also probably hooked on meth.

Freaks come out at night.

so true

/cric/ is full of jerks i've asked like 5 times how a run works but they never answer

I think its sort of like walking but faster

Any quick stories to tell?

they're much better at ignoring our flags than we are at ignoring theirs

oh no, they answer you. just not the answer you want. bunch of jerks

That’s just cause they are cunts. We are more welcoming to outsider flags

>bunch of jerks
based grapes

run is running from one end of the wickets to other
ball out of bounds is automatigal 2 runs
ball out of bound without a bounce is three

sounds gay

binlan is here lets play hoggey :DDD

IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=zo-MIQR9x60

what happens when you hit the wicket with the cricket?

Imagine knowing this

thats 5 runs and called a golden duck

honestly i just made this all up

>golden duck
fascinating

how do you get the golden beav?

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>5 day hockey match
imagine...............

5 day long playoff OT

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Angry Beavers was pure kino.

youtu.be/cPP4zUDuo4c

A guy tried to break into the office and when I asked him what's going on he went in the bathroom and pooped on the floor so I put an out of order sign and left it for my boss because I didn't want to get a disease and other than that it's just addicts and minorities

gonna dream about getting those pucks deep and shots on net tonight

Oh and also this one regular told me he was going to Louisiana one night, then the police showed up with a picture of him and asked if I saw him so I told them what he had said, then it turned out he committed some crimes or something and wanted everyone to think he went to Louisiana. I quit pretty shortly after because I realized legitimate crazy people were coming in constantly and it was dangerous

>working at a gas station at night
it's like you wanna get stabbed

based

That's what I realized, I worked there straight out of high school and realized its as bad as people say. I think every night some black dude came in screaming about new ports while I said nothing

even in canada we have it so the store is closed and you can only access the store through a side window because all the weirdos like hanging out by gas stations at night for whatever reason

Which makes sense because the ratio of average joes to crazies if 50/50 from midnight-3am. It was always a different black guy but they would punch their hands and say "I ain't playing lemme get the Newport box short squatted" and whatever else

It's honestly not too bad. Most of the time it's quiet.

Yeah but iirc you start to get comfy and some guy comes in and starts screaming that the coffee isn't hot enough when you least expect it

Average dawn

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She pooped in the bucket btw

I mean yeah, but that shit you can blow off for the most part.

Some white homeless kid has shit in our car wash. In fact, they like to try and take shelter there.

thank god there's like 0 blacks here

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

I like boring desu. First off I'm still getting paid, and secondly it's better than the thrill of being robbed.

>inbreed looking crosby babby

Comfy post

for me? it's getting at least 7 hours of sleep a night as low levels of sleep has been linked to brain degradation in seniors such as dementia and alzheimers

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>Fiala scored two goals
>Granlund nowhere to be found
WTF bros I thought this trade was supposed to be good for >us!

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yeah donato and fiala looking like decent trades so far, specially donato

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Yea Forums has been racist against my kind the last few days. At least I still have my /hoc/ sanctuary where everyone loves me.

I won't claim to love you, but I don't actively hate you.

>the Battle of the Wazzir
how can you not love us aussies and nzs?

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What are you one of those native maori?

N

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you are, we are australian. should be our national anthem desu

youtube.com/watch?v=pL_JvhfQjms

SMELLIN' LIKE THE ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME ON MY BIRTHDAY DEATHBED

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i reckon an anthem should be short like 2:30 no more

>mikael "this year he'll break out! repeat x5" notsogranlund

he broke out two years ago

who /hyped4hockeyallday/
games start at 11 get hypuuuu

I KNOW I CAN
BE WHAT I WANNA BE
IF I WORK HARD AT IT
I'LL BE WHERE I WANNA BE

so he's a bust

he reached his projected level, he is a success

Tampa fan living in Fort Lauderdale (~30 in from Panthers arena) here. This is so far off. Every other place in Florida besides southeast FL pulls for the Lightning. The other parts of FL hate South FL, and I don't blame them. The Panthers also have no fans around me.

>jest

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tbf they were playing with a depleted blue line.
none of the goals against were what I'd consider soft, either, though the talking heads during the game were saying helle has been sus lately.

The message is at least positive desu. Though it puts the KANGZ narrative in the minds of black youths.

Not Now
Not Now
2 hours ago (edited)
Ever notice when the Jets are threatening to pull away from Trashville in the standings, out comes the 2 games suspensions for "slashing" with one hand on the stick, and keystone cop refs calling penalties SO WEAK, everyone on the other team thought it was going against them. And look who is back in first place now? TRASHVILLE. Its almost like David Poile wants to win SO BAD, he has paid Bettman $10 million for first place or something, so the Jets have to face the Blues instead of the Preds..... Ohh wait....LOL. Too bad. This game was GREAT until Nashville started to lose in their game, out comes the cheeseball "penalty" to Copp, Hellybuyck injured, game goes to 3-1, game over. Game ruined. For MONEY. #RIGGED.

i agree 2bh. i had a paragraph ready to post but hockey

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Sharks

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>can't win because one player gets suspended
>can't win because defensemen get hurt
>can't win because your goalie got exposed as playing hot against Minnesota and trashville
If you sign injury prone players you're a bad GM. If you can't recognize a "vezina season" behind what last year couldve been described as a half dozen all stars, you're a bad GM. If ONE player missing TWO GAMES shatters your conception of a season when you have a couple games in hand to catch up to 1st anyway, you might not be a bad fun but you're certainly a fucking idiot

>it's the crossdressing man child philly/san jose/video game fan
>it's posting childish drawings when we're trying to talk about hockey
Burn in hell

Do doo doo doo doo doo doo

Just spent six hours watching hockey replays because I don't have a life or a job.

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the jets won't win anything as long as paul maurice is behind the bench. he had a successful formula last season, but he refuses to adapt when things go wrong. you can't hinge your entire defensive system on byfuglien. you can't play laine with little for 20+ games and expect him to magically get his shit together (he scored two goals the very night he was put back on the first with wheeler). you can't make drawing penalties when you're trailing a cornerstone of your strategy.
paul maurice is consistently outcoached. he has never won anything after 1500 games coached, and i'd be surprised if he ever does.

>have the 3rd overall point producer and the 2nd overall goal scorer
>still a bottom feeding, dogshit team
wew lads, jesus take the wheel

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Hopefully he stays that way, he might just be well-rested after being scratched in Buffalo for so long.

Trooby-Doo (where tf ARE you bud haha) was kinda terrible sure but some games, goalies get lit up bad too, and we all forgive 'em cause we gotta, so we might as well for Trouba too. However we feel, the Jets are going into the playoffs with him, gonna need him to be great so we might as well try and have his back. Pucks get behind everyone (F, D and G) against a team like that so fast. Flush Bross sauce's Ottawa game out, a few of Helle's early game's out and flush Trooby's game out last night with whatever trooby snacks he was eatin.

He's got better hockey in him yet. Morrissey is a great loss but a lot of hockey is habitual so it's probably just muscle memory to assume Jomo's got his back every time, he did for so long. He's gotta be the one to step up as the last man back now. Great chance to show what he can do to hold it down by himself, anchor a pair and grow up fast. He's strong as fuck, he'll get 'er done.

unsubscribed

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E6 here lads

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which am i

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COME INTODIS BURRRRL (guitar strum)
ALL ALOWN (guitar strum)
GOTTA TEACH YOUR SOUL (guitar strum)
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN (guitar strum)

Looking like a D6 to me

Clear E5

maple leafs are canadas team

seems fair. im definitely above D fat though. E or even almost F
96kg @ 179cm

For me, its being a C5

poor boy you are starving yourself

For me, I am 6'4 280 lbs.

The only reason I can fit through doors correctly is my height desu.

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Does Niemi have autism?

youtube.com/watch?v=EhRBPiEGXNU

between a1 and a2 desu
6'0 135-140lbs, broad shoulders

>autistic balding alcoholic
literally me

3rd line grinders

1st line winger

3rd pairing defenseman

backup to the backup goalie

Artturi Lehkonen is one of my favourite players desu. My mom was a teacher in the kindergarten where Lehkonen went as a kid and from what I hear he was a good young lad

Got damn. My gam gam would hold you down and force feed you her brisket and spaetzle

6 foot 250 lbs here. I dont look as fat as I sound. I think because I used to lift and be fit and got lazy and fat and some of my weight is old muscle

Who will we be laughing at tonight lads?

haha just joshin' around on this fine morning. Im really a D8

Thank you, Finland

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>megahot

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i've never seen red tyrkisk pepper, just blue. really good tho

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I’m so loneky

Interesting designation

I've always just been fat desu.

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Please explain this

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butts testimony is on

Just googled it
>filled with ammonium chloride

Uhhhh you shouldn't eat that in large quantities

mm you should its just salmiakki

>povertyball

It's not that much hotter than the blue ones desu
yeh only seen blue too, couldn't resist buying this one!
I'll only eat a few, not gonna snack the whole bag today

based hanz

Some dumb kraut who cant speak English properly trying to say an English proverb

Its unironically banned in certain countries

*drops to a knee to block your pass*
Nothing personal
*cross checks you*

That's why I drink it. Checkmate atheists.

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We should have nuked the G*rms instead

*sees you in shooting lane*
*winds up and takes a waist high slap shot*

What's so bad about it

absolutely nothing, it is based and nordicpilled

Lauri Korpikoski returns today

*flips puck into bench on pk*

Acute toxicity it's a blue level 2 substance on the NFPA

*sees you drop the knee*
*gives it a few seconds to reel you in and then stickhandles causing you to lose balance and blow a tire*
*undresses your goalie and roofs it on the backhand*

heh nothing personnell....that was only 10% of my power levels too

Absolutely based thread.

*stops at the line and pokes the puck away from you over and over*

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

*shoves you down with ease when you try to put your body between me and the puck*
*pins you against the boards while time runs out and you lose by one goal*

>imagine being a cucked NA team and drafting a 5'10 center over a 6'2 chad just because he's from US

I'll never understand NA scouts. If the set up was opposite no one would even argue that a 5'10 euro could ever match a 6'2 NA player.

*lets you shoot the puck from the outside because I know you suck*

Can you blame them? Jake Guentzel turned out to be the best player from the 2013 draft, a 5'11 American drafted in the mid-3rd round. Since then every team is trying to avoid passing over their Jake Guentzel.

>imagine being american and being a fat stupid mutt
lmao

öööööööööö täh

Lol

Say that to my face not online

Brush your teeth first haha

go to bed sam

BIG GUY GOOD
SMALL GUY BAD

Lmfao manlet calm down

go play basketball

I could literally crush your skull with my bare hands kid

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Is he larping warhammer chaos with that loincloth?

Finland stinky Norway smelly America better that's why you speak our native tongue and learn our game we invented

On the internet no one knows your a shark posting

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*puck deflects off my skate into the net and refs determine it to be a good goal*

usa didnt invent hockey

The only thing that makes me happy is (you)

were you defending or attacking?

he said America invented hockey and Canada is part of America so he is correct

Sorry buddy I made it better luck next time

usa invented being smelly and dumb lol

Shall only be saying nice things about my /hoc/ friends on this day

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*invents hockey*
*bans finnmutts*

As it should be

Zero good posters but me ITT rn
oof

jk usa is not smelly and dumb

One time I went to Canada and it smelled like burnt ass hair from intense farts and people were literally dying in the street it looked like hell

i dont recognize the united states of america as a sovereign state

One time I went to a canadian strip club and watched a stripper suck my ex gfs tittys

>burnt ass hair from intense farts
This is a smell that Americans actually recognize lmao.

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"Finland" is Soviet clay

One time I went to Finland and everyone was begging me for money and a way out people were literally starving to death and it smelled like a pig pen

together we can end bullying

I've never met a finnish person before but they seem nice.
Erik Haula is my favorite finnish hockey player and his gf is a cutie.

That was Yamen. Easy to get them confused.

on what grounds

One time I went to Norway and they wanted me to be their king and help them figure out a way to make their country stop smelling like cocoa butter on a dead skunk but I turned them down because they deserve to suffer

One time visited america and got shot
will never pay the 50 000 dollar bill they sent me from the hospital though, eat my shorts

>be finland
>be inbred mongolian swedish slaves
grim

One time I saw some finish guy get shot and everyone clapped and he smelled like burnt ass hair

one time I went to Norway and bought all their butter

GEE I sure wish my team was getting ready to beat the penguins instead of sleeping off a rough night of Fortnite. That's gotta be it, right? There's no way they can be this disappointing just naturally.

One day I went to /hoc/ and everyone was exchanging cheeky banter

One time I went to Sweden and everyone looked like Steve Harvey and it smelled like expired dog milk

Brb gotta milk the dog

One time I went to Canada. They wrote 6 news stories speculating when I would get traded.

similar to when i went, they were talking about how many offer sheets i'd receive

Why even live?

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One time some finish guy visited my country and the local news did a story about how he smelled bad

Fresh dog milk

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What team are you talking about?

They won the winter war

I'm the guy who shot you. It was an off day, I'll try to do better next time.

Same. Do you still live with your parents?

and they got karjala. winner doesnt take all

Could be worse

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Any video of this absolute unit?

rm -rf ~/Finland

It's still early in the day.
Plenty of time if you ask me.

Only GOOD hockey teams playing today.

It's almost noon. Some assholes did stuff we can't fathom to make money or rape the middle class Idfk.

thinking i should NOT have had those flaming hot cheetos last night because my Manitobans are painful today

Thanks for reminding me I have flaming hot cheetos

>Donks
>Cantpucks
Other than those atrocities on ice.

who are the donks? they sound cool

trump is fucking CRAZY

You're never heard of Disney's Anaheim Mushy Donks? Sad.

very true desu my opinion

I agree, he's become just another neocon. I'm now a Yangster for my $1000 neetbux a month

Me? Voted for Finland

Honestly considering

Consider killing yourself you faggot

some of you are alright, don't come to /hoc/ tonight

Not honestly considering

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only shit teams tonight

>craps

Thought the caps would have a lot more band wagoners what with winning the cup and all?

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consider these nuts in yo moms mouth, bitch

Nobody wants to be associated with those faggots

/hoc/ is a team and there is no (you) in team

do americans really call wieners "hot dogs"?

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the all-female panel on NHL network last night was great because thats a whole lot easier for jerking off too, haha alright alright ill be here all week *dabs*

your little nuts are gonna be quaking buddy

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te(you)am

Most people just wanted Ovie to get a cup don't think anyone really cared about the team.

How is that not a game misconduct for leaving the ice?

I call out in the night for dog weiners. That's the same, right.

Could go for a wiener right now with mustard and onions

>liking weiners
I knew /hoc/ was full of gays

blasting led zep
posting on /hoc/
drinking water
waiting for hockey

based boomerrock

doing the same thing m8 except blasting lana del rey

Butt only for weiners, dog.

unironically think the golden years of music was 80's, especially 80s pop

>dog weiners in your butt
/hoc/ truly has degenerated over time

*crrrrack* 1986, *sips* now that was a year

Nothing wrong with that
youtube.com/watch?v=oBgWDM5LPPI

I think this is the year I get laid
hockey karlsson ragsminder

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wildcard predictions anyone?

it feels like salty milk bags of sand and coins

i touched down in '86
knew i was a man by the age of 6
i even fucked a girl that used to babysit me
but that was years later on some crazy shit

i heard your new shit, nigga hated it
damon waynes, homie don't play that shit
i get paid a lot, you get paid a bit
and my latest shit is like a greatest hits

god damn

Gentlemen, your loser point babbys this year.

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G5 grit grinder here boys

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It's only been 5 years. Or is it 6? I can't quite remember.

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Today is a good day because the Lord has made it

Should only memeout losses give a point?

*snaps my fingers*
*kills half of your fries*

I finally did it lads ;-;

loser points are useless in the playoffs so big whoop

Yes

Killed self?

Someone watch ska/spartak with me

got a pretty exciting post lined up for the next thread. Keep your eyes peeled

I’ll listen to ska right now

Buttstuff?

Forgot my pepe
Yes and I'm typing beyond the grave.
No I finally got me and my wife fully paid health insurance
I tried buttstuff years ago. Didn't like it. Tried doing a girls butt and did tho.

Reeeee

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Have an absolute BALL buster of a post for the next thread

not really a fan of either of them but I'll cheer for ska because datsyuk

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Dumb fucking frogposter

Literally nothing you say can make me not happy right now.

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Don't care you fat fucking retard.

>he so mad

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New

Someone make a new thread

nouveau

kek

Based Pennsylvania