/nba/ - Lakeshits Suck Edition

This Golden State crowd is dead

it barely even existed. Yea Forums before the generals cancer was much different and better

The jeff wang backlash has begun

I miss DeRozan so much bros....

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>MVP out to injury
>hurr you're frauds
Retard

Did Danny Green jack up and brick a shit load of 3's like he was on fire?

>out

It has been since 2016. Tickets are so overpriced that it's now rich white people. Before they were the most miserable franchise in NBA history that sold tickets for nothing

Retard

My Celties killed the Oracle crowd dead!

see you in the finals, nuggets

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>mvp
>out
none of those things are true. wiggins stretched his asshole three games in a row

Nice finals preview

What does Lowry 3 look like?

Look at his DNP status last 2 games

Retard

a unicorn, or bigfoot

FINAL STANDINGS PREDICTION
WEST
Warriors
Thunder
Nuggets
Rockets
Trail Blazers
Jazz
Spurs
Kings

EAST
Raptors
Bucks
76ers
Celtics
Pacers
Nets
Pistons
Heat

he played 38 minutes tonight do you watch the games
wiggins still stretched his asshole like the last two games

You're not even the original poster and just saying retarded shit

twitter is really a goldmine

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pretty much

Shut it or I’ll stretch your asshole out just like Wiggins always stretches out Paul George’s asshole

>It's a Celshits only try against the defending champion team and not with anyone else

BROS KYRIE IS ABSOLUTELY MURDERING THE WARRIORS RN WTF

he's not seeing a minute in the playoffs

Every team that was ranked top 5 in the west, top 3 in East, before ASB has a lower win% post All Star

Regular season is for losers like Philly and Toronto

Raptors can still sign another free agent since Jodie’s contract expired. Anything is better than Joseph Lam

5 points and an embarrassing heat check my dude

We NEED Melo

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sign jodie meeks again

I bet Jedidiah Lu retires after this season. No way anyone would bite on this fool.

>Scary Terryble

Rozier is in
Warriors mounting a run

Rozier is fucking awful

oh good rozier is in

Hey guys I haven't watched since the 70s. How come every player travels now when they do a layup?

What happened to sparks posting

kek, based
i was actually thinking about that yesterday, thank fucking God it's over

Hey guys I haven't watching since the 60's when did we get color tv's?

It became vintage picture posting

Hey guys I haven't watched since the 50s, how come the coloreds are allowed to be within 20 feet of my daughter?

>Iguana 3 pointers
why is this washed old man still playing in the league

Will they get cap space when KL goes to LA

>valanciunas averaging 20/10
>delon wright balling out
>CJ wetting threes

What the fuck bros...

you guys are better off with Gasol instead of JV. JV is great and young but Gasol is far more experienced, is more well-rounded, and more importantly can actually play defense

NOOOOOOOO
MASAI
MASAI YOU SAID ONCE WE GOT RID OF DEROZAN WE WOULD START WINNING
YOU SAID JIMMY LANG WAS A GOOD ADDITION TO OUR TEAM
YOU LIED TO ME MASAI

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warriors will lose

For me it’s Karl Anthony Towns

Players Only Hayward GOAT

So klay is the most important warrior

He's been awful all season. A recent streak of games means nothing.

Stop being a brainlet.

1. MJ
2. Duncan
3. Wilt
4. Lebron

It will be so Celtics if they blew this lead and end up losing

>Celtics nearly 20 points ahead of the Warriors

wtf is happening right now?

Replace Lebron with Kobe and you have me on board.

>Lakers on national TV again
>Hosting the Nuggets

Exploit IT and you win

he fucked off like rotoworld nigger

>24 / 12
>26 PER
>.62 TS
>not good

I know it’s tough to digest larry, but when you delve into the analytics your Warriors are actually way worse with Boogie in the starting line up. He’s a bad defender and he steals offenses from Curry, Durant and Thompson who are magnitudes more efficient.

Its like you niggers never watched the warriors
They always go on a 3 quarter run
20 point lead is nothing to them

JAYLEN BROWN WITH THE SLAM

1. MJ
2. Duncan
3. Wilt
4. Shaq
5. Kobe
6. Lebron

Whoever loses, we win and Lelkers still suck ahahaha

What's the point of watching this season if we all know the Warriors will win it?

hayward with 12
aka the stars aligned

high iq post anak

bro i'm not larry but i understood what you meant

This is exactly the type of thing Larry would say. Nice try.

Uhhhhhh Warriors what are you doing???

Warriors are just bored of regular season, they're just doing the celtics a favor and helping them find back their groove for the finals actual matchups

Its not everything about wining it all
For teams like okc raptors bucks getting out of first round is awsome or for teams like clippers kings nuggets just getting into post season is like winning a title

>Caron Butler: "Who is your favorite all-time Celtic?"
>Jaylen Brown: "KG, baby."

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Cousins is pure cancer

>falling for the no D empty stat padding KAT meme for the umpteenth time

Brainlet detected, 3rd year in a row and you fall for it lmaooooo

hi

where's bogurt lads?

hey man how are you

Ah, I remember those days.

KD playing like trash

fine how about you

>Durcant

Boogie is a fake tough guy

Lebron is literally only in LA to sip wine and get movie deals, he doesn't give a single shit about winning and fleeced the fuck out of the autistic Laker organization

most NBA guys are
the only real tough guy i can think of is Jimmy Butler. i also feel like Kawhi is someone you don't want to fuck with even though he's pretty quiet

welcome to what everyone but lakers fans realized 6 months ago

pretty good, thanks

lakies getting zion and kyrie :)

Why do my Celties only show up against the le warriors?

Literally no one else matters.

How the fuck do you have 5 all stars and lose games?

they are 12 games over .500 you mong

Imagine being the franchise that gives Gayward enough confidence to get his groove back

does steve kerr even know what to do when injuries happen holy fuck. he was a shit gm and ever shitter coach

kawhi is gonna be so healthy for the lakers next year! good job rapties and canadian free health care.

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Hayward finally playing good with Kyrie on the floor!

hayward looking like an all star

BROS HAYWARD IS ON GOD MODE WTF IS HAPPENING

>Leltics BTFOing Warriors
too bad this shit will be erased in the third quarter

more like kevin durant is a retard on defense

Hayward has one good game every 10 games and u niggas overreact
Last one was against the Philly

>hawks were able to keep harden under 30
>raptors couldnt

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jimmy is one of the biggest fakes there is

Are the Larrios, dare i say, no longer intimidating?

Hayward out for revenge when one of the unnamed Warrior say he was a liability back when they played in January. The White Dragon has woken!

He won a round of Apex before the game started

lmao you niggas be saying Smart was trash baka

nobody care about the raptor you fucking leafs

unironically the best the celtics have played the entire year

Fucking snake ass gangly nigga make a fucking free throw

They match up well against the warriors, I’ve been saying all year they’re the only ones with any chance against them in the east

dubs hayward breaks his leg again

My Celties are playing like god mode I'm crying lads

dubs you're a faggot

Bruh Hayward going off this is it. Kyrie unlocked his potential

Now only if they blow that lead.......

dubs and ur a fag

See you in the finals, Lebroken

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dubs hayward wins finals mvp

see you in the finals Boston

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>nbag freaking out over warrios losing
>klay isnt even playing

invalid win for the Cs

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Is papa John good pizza?

Amazing what happens when Hayward ACTUALLY FUCKING DOES SOMETHING

How does it feel to get shot at while being a transsexual?

See you there, Godrry

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Is Gordon Hayward elite?

is GODward finally unlocked?

No its nasty

BEWD mode ACTIVE

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N WORD

With Green and Leonard defending him.

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checked

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Look at this nigga ankle. Looks like old pepperoni

I've got 19 points tonight, more than my last 5 games combined

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will he get a Nas tattoo when he goes to the knicks

This players only Inside the NBA is fucking horrible.

Look, isn’t that frank thomas?!

What a fucking dork

I have 2 points tonight and got benched for Jerebko

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>the Lakers with LeBron will unironically end the season with less wins than the nets
OH NO NO NO NO

why doesn't Lebron just shave it all already?

He looks like he could still be playing.

Players only is so annoying holy shit

now remember that over the last year TWO mvp level players DEMANDED to be traded to the lakers. magic johnson need to be fired before luke walton.

Shut the fuck up pendejo, if the Lakers played in the East they would be fighting for the one seed

does durant know 2pac rep socal not the bay area

He'll go to Brooklyn and get a Big Daddy Kane tattoo

>losing record against the east

Damn man this is some horrible tattoos slideshow tier shit

Jerry West would have literally traded the entire team for AD and it would've worked out. This season would still be a wash but you build by signing aging vets who can shoot in the off season and boom championship contenders.

Durant doesn't give a shit about the gay area

Jerry West wouldn't have
>signed Mozgov
>Traded D'Lo ot dump the contract
>Drafted 'Zo to replace D'Lo
Instead would have
>Resigned D'Lo
>Drafted Tatum
>Traded for PG

The lakers really should have no need for AD

Sparks still lives I’m sure. some say he’s laying low, reserving his sparks for the playoffs.. And I’m sure the his team of engineers are still operating on one platform or another. Sparks poster always did give all the credit to the S.P.A.R.K.S. engineering and design team whose rigorous efforts behind the scenes had sparked the advent of the new Candybread Elite7 rating engine. Sparks poster also mentioned that the amazing technology is what enabled an efficient means of compiling and delivering all the sparkworthy stats and news and “Lebron is as overated as they come” posts to those who need it.

I believe, as most do, that every spark has at least a chance at becoming a flame. We owe it to ourselves to seek out the truth in all /NBA/ related matters, unlocking the sparkyness within ourselves and using that spark to ignite a lasting flame.

Maybe someday this place will return to the sparkyness of old, until then, we’ll just have to try to avoid the dampness of shit posters such as Larry and the like.

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I dont trust 3rd qtr celshits

Demarcus cousins is not good at basketball

reminder the Lakers wouldnt trade Ingram or the 2nd overall pick that became Lonzo for PG 2 seasons ago

i need to shave my pubes bros

My celties are doing it

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Pls smoke the Warriors and banish /wl/ to the shadow realm

My Celshits are starting to chuck now ahhhhhhh

it was dope. especially when he beat the raptors

Reminder, retards only claim chucking when they miss

do it, makes your dick look bigger, dont brazilians all get their shit completely waxed both men and women

What do you call this move?

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its meh

He is not Brazilian
Its a proxy

>someone find a magical spell to free me from this prison

>dont brazilians all get their shit completely waxed both men and women

a lot do yeah, but it's so tiresome to be for like 20 mins in the bathroom doing the same shit lol

>The spark

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kys

That's the feminine McGregor.

Give him some time to get his spark back. Jeez. You can’t just expect a post injury spark-to-flame transformation to occur overnight! kek

Why the fuck is Tupac above the Wu-Tang symbol?

>lebron is so good he's just getting old!

Let this sink in...

GOAT "Air" Jordan age 34:
>League MVP
>First Team ALL NBA
>First Team ALL Defense
>ALL STAR MVP
>NBA CHAMPION
>FINALS MVP

LeSwept Blames age 34:
>Space Jam 2

uhh, bronbabs? DEFEND AND EXPLAIN THIS

Tatum stuffed Levin Lurant

>t. Porkies poster

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JESUS TATUM IS A MONSTER WHY IS THIS GENERAL ALWAYS WRONG?

lol'd hard at
>leswept

Kys yourself

Bro the Warriors aren't coming back

Explain it right now why is Iguodala bald

look what you all did. spark poster is back

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And lemme guess, you’re another advocate of the updated P.O.R.K.I.E.S. rating system!? It’s funny how every time I make a S.P.A.R.K. related post, Every. Single. Time. All of the sudden, out of the wood work will come 1 user, and then 2 anons, and then 3, all seemingly random anons that are suspiciously hell bent on discrediting S.P.A.R.K.S. And trying to replace it with P.O.R.K.I.E.’S. subpar, aged and increasingly unpopular rating system. And now I suppose you’re going to tell me about how your outdated MaxRimCrust3.1 engine outstrips S.P.A.R.K.S. CandyBread Elite7 engine??!? even though MaxRimCrust3.1 only simulates a fraction of the games and takes practically 10x as long to do it. You and your employees are paid to use a system which has been proven time and time again to be inferior... TO WHICH I MIGHT ADD, still doesn’t predict player stats or game outcomes within a 14% margin of what S.P.A.R.K. can do. Nobody uses P.O.R.K.I.E.S. anymore, face it, your sickly, undependable joke of a rating system has been replaced and voted out. So why don’t you paid P.O.R.K.I.E.S. shills crawl back under the dirty, dark, damp rock you all came from and stop trying to discredit the better clearly superior system, simply because you’re afraid that YOUR OWN spark will be going out once and for all!

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he just needs a sprark to light up the flame again

>Warriors never lead
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>kids with Downs helping each other up
I-I'm not crying bros

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GOATWARD

Well, technically speaking, sparks and flames are, and always have been, a fundamental and integral part of /nba/ and the generally dry atmosphere which his general enjoys. While other generals may be left in dampness from time to time, there is always a fair amount of sparking within /nba/. As we can see by the recent exposing of LeBron, the sparky new age is still in full effect.

And it wasn’t too long ago that the S.P.A.R.K.S. system introduced a new age in accurate team and player rating. It’s a bold age, it’s a different age, it’s a spARKy age!

So, you may be asking yourself, how do we cope with this sparky new age after growing up in a mostly sparkless society? We’ve been conditioned our entire lives to avoid sparky situations but then we were given countless examples in the /spARKY news updates of sparky teams and players that dared to ask what happens when you seek out the sparkiest path and take destiny by the hand. You too can choose to take this path, and, with destiny in your hands (and a bit of spark too), comfortably acclimate to this sparky new age.

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GOATWARD

This is just streetball now. It's over for the Larrios.

GODWARD COOKING THEM BOYS

>boomer pic poster leaves
>sparks spammer comes back
looks like the mystery has been solved

>Hayward steal and fastbreak dunk
>Kyrie taking charges
holy fuck the Larriors are absolutely done for

>hayward godmode
that's what i like to see

Celtics actually happy wtf this is the greatest day of nba

Boy, imagine if the Cs played like this regularly. They're straight clowning GS.

bros Kyrie is so happy in this game, this is the W that will make them get to the finals.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW CURRY COMMIT A CHARGE
KYRIE IS PUMPED HE'S STAYING
CELTICS HAVING FUN

WE DID IT BROS GSW GOT MURDERED

Boy, it must be nice having your home team be good

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Somebody give hayward another max contract

Can the Brown Stain Tranniors even sniff 90?

Oh, hey Steph

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Celtics are that girl that has to pretend her life is in constant chaos when really shes doing fine and everything is okay but she has to exaggerate her suffering to make herself seem interesting

Obvious P.O.R.K.I.E.S. shill is obvious. Crawl back under your damp rock you came from and so you can continue to waste your life away defending that outdated, buggy and inaccurate MaxRimCrust3.1 system your still using.

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>Celtics and GSW owners aren't fucking retards
lmao what fucking losers am i right hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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I'm legitimately close to having a hands-free orgasm from hayward

WE
ARE
FUCKING
BACK
I'M SAVING THIS GAME STRAIGHT TO MY RAPE FOLDER
>BUCKS
>RAPTURDS
>SUXERS
>GAYCERS
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

This is my finals I probably should stop following the season after this game it's only going to be downhill from here

Kek I understand nothing about this post. Have you lost your sparks? You’re gonna have to explain that one.

>Raptors loss
>Celtics win

wtf bros Canada's morale is fucking destroyed right now, how do we fix it?

>Rockets won
>Celtics won
>Craptors BTFO
>Warriors BTFO

Based day desu

Tell them Kawhi is leaving

At least your team will get Zion, Irving and Durant.

Why is /nba/ asleep right when my Celties 30 piece the worriers ughh

Bros steph needs more help

chances are super fucking low
yeah the NBA's rigged and all but Knicks management is legendarily fucking awful so I doubt i'll be looking at a fun season next year or as long as Dolan owns this cursed fucking franchise

they need Bogut, he's the final piece of the puzzle for this championship team.

I hope Hayward's shiner doesn't disappear it should be there on his face until the finals

>T-things would be different if Klay wuz playin!!!
Lmao

CHIMPOUT

Is this a season high for Gayward? lmao who even is supposed to be checking him? 72 year old leukemia survivor Igloodala?

>Tatum happy
>Hayward happy
>Kyrie happy
>Smart playing well

yeah, that's scary.

>Cousins playing with the second unit while Durant and Curry pout on the bench

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Send them sparks. Canada experiences a mostly arid climate which isn’t particularly conducive for spark-to-flame transformations

>Boogie visibly shook by Aron "Shitty White Retard" Baynes
this man's career is fucking over

Game already over but they still giving us WWE drama what a based game

Cousins gonna cost the warriors when it matters

Preview of your playoff lockerroom, GSW fans

i bet Rozier would actually drop this nigga Boogie in a fight

It literally would have for the simple fact he's their best defensive player and probably would've clamped down on Hayward harder tonight than McKinney

>Demarcus “emotional stability of a child” cousins
When will fake niggers learn?

so fucking based, i think Boogie's legit starting to fuck with the Dubs in the locker room. fucking took long enough didn't it
Boogie is the fakest tough guy in the entire league

>putting Kyrie on Curry
LmaOOOOOOOOOOO

Brad should start playing garbage minutes. Send in Timelord

how come warriors are shit now?

can someone explain why this negro is called Timelord

why yal call him kawaii nigga name CAWHEE

The Lakers beat them by 26 though

Watching all of this season I have come to realize every single team in the NBA is garbage. The Warriors just happen to be the least garbage.

because he overslept and missed a plane for his first game or something like that

imagine buying $200 Warriors tickets a month in advance only to see them blown out by the Celtics by halftime

holy shit for real? that's fucking hilarious

>Curry shaking his head and covering his mouth with his cuck towel

>Curry -21
>Durant -20
holy fuck my SIDES

Imagine thinking doing shit while having a vagina is worth a commercial

>Serena doing the WOMYN Nike ad

Are the Celtics, dare I say it, BACK lads?

What is with Rozier's broke ass jump shot

Shut the fuck up sheep diddler

i don't know why but i hate curry. like when he was getting btfo'd in game 1 of the finals then jr smith fucked up and he started shimmy shaking everywhere

He thinks he’s good but he’s not, if I was brad I’d literally just have morris and Rozier run shooting drills until they got it through their thick nigger skills they’re not Steph Curry

it might be. but his teammates call his "why", and Kawhy sounds much better than Kawhie

That time Draymond said Hayward was trash haha

Kyrie is so happy bros

Durant tanked this game just to keep his future Knicks teammate Kyrie happy.

>Jerebko missing layup

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How do you know it was Draymond

>jerebko bricking a layup

My Celtics :)

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>that Jerebko ghost move and missed layup

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hawyard is trash. watch him post 4 points next game. he moves so slow. just watch him play its kinda of a joke he's destroying the war

Rozier was going for a dunk

It was one of those fools Iggy Cousins idk

And he had the nerve to complain to the refs after that lmao

Draymond wouldn't hide his face. It was probably a bench warmer

if we start calling him Mammoth will he stay?

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You need to superimpose marcus smart here

It's a shame Hayward will probably go back to hibernation for the next 10 games and avg 4 points.

is that the name of his fave strip club up norf

it fits the board better

>Tatum and horford only ones capable of not tucking their shirt like a retard

then when the media went after him like they had never missed a day of work in their lives, some random dude on twitter gave the defense that he wasn't late, he was just operating on a different arrow of time

someone is gonna give draymond a max contract

he did it just to save face lmao embarrassing

Hayward outscored the entire warriors bench ughhh im gonna cum!

The warriors have like 3 players on the court that look exactly the same.

Imagine hosting the arena where a cancer-ridden Leltics start showing their teeth and laughing on the bench in front of a national audience

bet on the lakers

OH NO NO NO NO

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Sshh most Americans are asleep. No one will ever find out they laughed on the bench.

pretty sure newbalance marketing came up with it.
streamable.com/fndlw it fits this northern beast though

who punched him in the eye?

Damn Celtiks

Matthews and Briscoe really let me down. Coulda won nice money tonight otherwise. I fucking hate Wes Matthews...plays all these fuckin minutes and doesn't do shit.

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YABUUUUUUUUUU

>hawyard suddenly decides to play basketball
did management threaten him?

Yabu's phat ass giving us a show

GG Larry, see you in the finals bro

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Man am I glad I caught this game

So we both sign vet mins and pick up AD right?

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The dude ass legit look like woman.

is kyrie a bitch

>"Start fucking performing or we're taking away your fucking XBox"

>born on the same day
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Whites win yet again

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>warriors btfo
feeling good about a shot at the finals bros

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His cunt wife

yeah man, a big three like Kyrie-KD-AD in New York would be unreal

He's not a console peasant

his wife probably did. he was likely hurting her ego around the other housewives at wine night

how is he so good looking?

STOP TALKING KYRIE
LEAVE THE INTERVIEW
PLEASE

IT'S GETTING WORSE THE MORE YOU TALK

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Is there a more based image in existence

Kerr doesn't look phased for losing that much on home court. He has chimped out for far closer games. This was probably a charity game to the Celtics

every team
thats good
someday
will lose

It's called proper grooming and working out.

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He was streaming like last week, and his wife basically had to yell at him to get off the video games and go to work, I shit you not.

She had to post an apology video for pissing off his gamer fans because she said her life was so pathetic because she had to watch him play video games.

I legitimately shit you not.

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This has been a Playaz only presentation

but he looks good on the left too

kek. unironically very plausible.

someone on league probably trolled him and he got pissed. his handle is public i think

His hair is so dumb

youtube.com/watch?v=QZl3BnCkDUE

>woman whose existence is known only because of her parasitic attachment to a rich man
>anons think anyone she says is worth posting on /nba/

Draymond and Cousins are legit trash, GSW only has 3 good player in Steph/Klay/KD

Here's proof btw

boston.cbslocal.com/2019/02/20/gordon-haywards-wife-tells-him-to-turn-off-video-games-in-live-stream/

>The humorous moment spread a bit online, and apparently Robyn ended up getting sent some not-so-nice messages. She felt compelled to go to Instagram to clear up the matter.

>“I just was reading some comments from people who were super offended from me on Gordon’s stream yesterday saying he didn’t have time for another game when he asked. We were leaving to go to his workout. So don’t get so offended by things,” Robyn said in her Instagram story. “And when I was on the phone, it was a joke when I said ‘how pathetic is my life watching him play video games?’ Don’t get so offended by things. Your life is going to be so miserable if you’re offended by everything people say. I wasn’t even watching him play video games — I had just walked into the room to tell him it was time to go. So I hope that makes you feel a little bit better, and I hope you have a better day.”

>give me the fury brad pitt cut

*anything

>hold a gender reveal for their soon-to-be-third child
>"Gordon, tell the girls!"
>Gordon looks at them with a straight face
>struggling desperately not to let his supreme disappointment show
>hands in pockets
>"It's a girl! Yay."
>kicks a balloon

pol babbies are so embarrassing

i'm not a /pol/babby you fucking retard, this actually fucking happened
youtube.com/watch?v=2n8zl4-SVIg
skip to 15 seconds

Why is there a woman on players only?

because she is a KWEEN

he doesn't give a shit about basketball. celtics fucked themselves

>drops 30 points off the bench against the Warriors
>"doesn't give a shit about basketball"

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>only did it so his wife doesn't yell at him

cuz she would break your ankles incel

FOR ME ITS GIANNIS

LETTERS BRO, RISE UP

>Gordon Hayward: "Hopefully we choose to play like this tomorrow."
Why the fuck would you say this?

video gaymers BTFO

they love playing up the whole "fractured team friendship" thing

>"(James) talked with (Magic) Johnson about finding playmakers and guys known for their toughness, which effectively resulted in a roster lacking in shooting and floor spacing," writes Ramona Shelburne. "The Lakers went out and got players who fit that description -- who were willing to play on one-year deals."

already blaming Lebron. Lakers are toxic and no free agent should head there. spread the word.

literally everyone outside and inside the team recognizes they've got some major issues

LEBRON is the toxic one, Magic is just a retard.

i mean if youre the original core from last year and you play worse with flath earth retard and esport hawyard wouldn't you be pissed

This is both of their faults. Magic for straight up listening to him instead of what would be best for the team and LeBron for not asking for shooters, when he excelled on teams with 3 point snipers.

what are thes names

flat earth retard
esport hawyard

Nobody talks about Luka anymore. Almost like he was just all hype

almost like he reached his ceiling and he won't improve

Magic is a fucking retard who has no business trying to run a team. Jerry West has driven everybody insane, they all assume that because one legendary NBA player turned into a good GM, ANY NBA legend can do it. Bird has done okay, but nobody else has. I mean, look what MJ has done with the Hornets, they're stuck in perpetual mediocrity.

Man, the Lakers so completely own this board.
It's just undeniable at this point.

danny ainge won a championship as a player and a gm

LAKIES GETTING ZION
LAKIES GETTING AD
LAKIES GETTING KD
woop woop woop

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My Laketurds :)

This

Are city edition jerseys no longer available to buy? I was thinking of getting a wolves prince or miami vice jersey but neither are on the nba store

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Imagine having Dangelo Russell and trading him for Lonzshit

They didn't dumbass

Just fucking give them Bogut already so I can stop watching Boogie fuck everything up. I don't think they've been blown by this many teams at all since boogie was implemented in the starting roster. He's such a liability in the first half and he is literally the reason why they're always in huge deficits to start the games

Didn't mean directly you autist, I meant they got rid of him to make room for Lonzo

>waahhh my favorite team might not 3peat waaahhhhhh

So, uh, is Boogie washed up, too? He's never going to be the same after that Achilles tear, is he?

they all sold out really fast
some team stores did restocks, check those

Everyone talking bout Trae

they both suck u idiot. lakers need max players. proven players. not zoomers. sprinkle in zion rigged draft and lakers will dominate this board 24/7

You can also blame curry and kd for meme chucking 3s all game and bricking

Thanks man

>waahhhh my team is shit

redpill me on lonzo bros is he actually good or is it just a coincidence that the lakers are trash without him

>zion
>we don't need zoomers

Sign ezeli

Zion could break his leg and still be number 1, for the love of god only a complete idiot would pass over this guy, I mean who the fuck jumps and is agile and fast like that at 185 pounds?

I wonder where Lonzo is now, I guess he's rehabbing. Do you think he's in Miami or the Caribbean? I suppose you could rehab there.

>point guard that shoots 40% from the line
he's trash dude, but he plays some D so at least he has hustle I guess

Night losers

lonzo is getting trade bro. you think it takes 3 months to recover from a sprained ankle

It's got to be a red flag that Zion is so injury prone.

actually very painful to watch although you have to wnder if there's something wrong with a man who fathers three daughters and not a single son

All the bad guys won tonight

literally just temperature

>warriors lost
?????????????????????????????

Thunder lost fwiw

ask kobe

I have to get a job soon

streamable.com/i1uru

i don't fuck you

im tryna get laid off so I can apply for unemployment..

i have a job and have had others but if i don't get the right job in the next 12 or so weeks i'll always have the wrong jobs the rest of my life and live in hell (but i never did anything wrong to anyone)

It must be nice to play in the east. You just put together some meme team like the Sixers and cruise to the playoffs.

Warriors Lakers broship is a complete embarrassment

raptor is fraud

skreeoli

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Enjoy it leaf bro

Demar would never lose to James Harden... He is the true compton king.....

That doesn't make sense just change jobs. Your company would change you in a second if there was a problem. No offense

The shitty ass Nuggets are a 2 seed in the west

Just vote for Andrew yang and get 1000/month then pool it with other neets and rent a place

i'm graduateds soon and the jobs i've had are all wage slave no offense like working for total goat fuckers

OKC is a little bit memey

Kerr is a shit coach.

I have a shit job that makes me want to kill myself every morning so I’m going back to school. Fuck being in a living hell

ok but did you do anything wrong to anyone think hard maybe you deserved it

I legit had a dream about that one night. Everyone was fat and played videogames out in small towns away from the big cities. They all shared small one story houses and were low key depressed because they were wasting their lives though.

I need a job but my medicine makes me sleep the whole day cause I’m so depressed

What is it

I think I had that same dream or very similar

i wrote both these posts myself with my own hand

Sounds based

ok my friend say no more you can gladly have soem cents from my paychecks that i did go to work for even though i wanted to sleep

What medicine?

alcohol

Janitor for a Constantinople camel raising image board

why not just suicide. think about what meek existence we lead only to watch some psychopath ceo drive around in exotic cars while u make pennies

No but I have a porn addiction though. Does that count?

Kek

/nba/ is getting too real

>drinking
I will never understand. Alcohol tastes like shit. Why would you force yourself to consume poison? Man up and drink some water, god damn NPCs. Inb4 some bs about muh toughness. Nah you're just a sheep like the other normies chugging that shit looking for ways to cope. STOP drinking, user.

Wage slave even though I have a degree but never found a job

It's just because all the games were shit today and my Lakies are finished this season

everyone is either drinking everyday or on pills to get through this shit. we all can't be like gordon hayward getting paid max to come off the bench and average 4 points

>i will never understand
>chugging that shit looking for ways to cope
you literally undertood this whole time retard

you want it to get a little bit realer?

I don't care for alcohol either. However pills on the other hand....

pretty much this Tbh

I used to be on adderall and they won't put me back on that shit without a re-evaluation which I don't have the money for. I also used to pop dem pharmies for maximum cope, but lately I've been taking kratom and its better all around. Still want my addy though, nothing like beating your dick raw in a 8 hour edge session

Sure

What drugs/alcohol will make me less useless

not sure what any the fuck these words mean ok

Your kind of lucky tho. Pharmies and kratom do nothing for me.

bathe salts

I’m crying right now....

addy

same

BASED

im fucking bored lads

Because the rapties lost?

Nigga just drink water and eat clean

what you looking at blackboi?

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I think you gotta experiment with kratom, some vendors push out garbage and even reputable ones have been known to have bad batches. When I found my chosen strains, it actually got me high for awhile, but after a bit it stops getting you high, but you still get the pain relief and mood lifting effects.

I think I did get lucky to find shit that worked pretty fast as experimenting with kratom can be pricey. Sucks to drop like 30 bucks on something that may not work

find a job stupid

I'm fapping oh yeah oh yeah oh yea keep crying leaf keep crying oh yeah your tears OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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ahem...

I just remember it made me throw up. But not sure I was getting the right kind. Also yeah too expensive for what it was.

fuck criers and FUCK fappers

I'm up at 3 in the morning playing pokemon

you ate too much of it. it taste like shit, better to measure it and put it in a pill. the affects are worse than weed in my opinion. might as well just use marijuana

Kratom is a less is more drug. If you take too much it makes you sick, and its real easy to go overboard on it, this is why when you build a tolerance and stop getting high off of it, there isn't much you can do since taking more just fucks your shit up royally. You can get the high back if you do a month break on it, but its not really worth it since its so good at mood enhancement that it just makes daily life better for me.

I need a gf

Weed is great but I was worried it's making me seriously stupider. So I decided to stop doing it. But nowadays it's getting cheap and super potent.

how to capture gf

THIS IS WHERE WE WILL DROWN ADAM SILVER
OUR AUTISTIC AVATAR HINKIE MUST BE AVENGED AND NOTHING BUT SLIVERS BLOOD WILL DO
1488 RISE UP

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I'm up at 3 in the morning smoking weed, eating kettle cooked jalapeno chips, and playing league ya dig

gordon?

i'm up at 3 am creating extensive dossiers on other posters who are up at 3 am so that i can eventually steal all their life energy

>playing league
my nigga, but I start getting mad at retards when I'm not high

Just busted a nut all over my stomach and my urethra is itching again, fuck Tinder and fuck thots

what retards

me retard

I'm celebrating for the win tonight
Same

Does anyone know if kratom shows up on drug tests?

Do I need weed

Honestly you will start using it as a crutch. But if you can do it sparingly you will be okay.

if weed gets you psychologically you are fucked

Interesting that Boogie has created a new problem with GSW as he is getting destroyed off the P&R. Playoffs might still be interesting yet - I thought it would be done and dusted once Cousins came back productive but filling most of their weaknesses has created perhaps a bigger one

lakers fans are so deperate for this slanderous thread to be deleted they just keep bumping it with blogposts

This, Lakers fans don’t even post about basketball anymore because they’re the biggest embarrassment in the league

yes and now, I don't think it shows up on many standard tests but if they are looking for it, it can be found. It's legal everywhere but 5 states at any rate, but the pharmies are trying to make it illegal with fear mongering bullshit news stories so they can keep peddling pain pills instead of letting the population have something that is cheaper and works just as well

You need some dick. Dm me bro.

Now that Lebron’s time has ended, who takes up the ESPN mantle?

LeBron's last 8 games:

>28.3 PPG - 9.0 RPG - 10.9 APG - 1.9 SPG - 0.6 BPG - 3.1 TPG - 53.9% eFG

Good stats in losing effort, sounds about Bron

More like the entire Lakers core in 2018. LeBron is a proven winner.

>Lebron is a proven winner
>loses to the Suns with 12 wins under their belt
>loses to the Pelicans sitting AD
>loses to the Grizzlies after trading Gasol
>misses the playoffs entirely
Proven eastern conference/Lonzo babby

he's a stat padder, the modern wilt. He goes out and gets his stats and doesn't ever win shit. He got exposed, this year was terrible for his legacy, coming off 7 straight trips to the finals in the east and his first season in the west he misses the playoffs, its hilarious

First proven winner to go 3-6?

Shit then why does he get so much hate if he's just a loser babby? If he's such a loser then why do you guys give a fuck about him?

HOLY FUCK

CELTICS VS WARRIORS IS A THING OF BEAUTY

FUCKING WREKT

Saw the replay?

because the media never stops sucking his dick and calling him on par with jordan despite not having anywhere near the accolades that jordan has? His missing the playoffs in the west basically ends the jordan comparisons though, so we gucci now

Yes, it was glorious, I had no idea this happened.

>Why does he get so much hate?
Because he loses all the time? Imagine being a fan of the Lakers and watching them win at least five titles in your lifetime (eight in mine), you spend the summer getting hype at signing this nigger that’s meant to be GOAT/have the greatest longevity of any player then you miss the playoffs.

that's why we play the games, lad

i have a job, i am off on leave because my grandmother died

>He doesn't win shit

Funniest thing I've seen on this board.

You never seen Jordan play.

>calling people niggers
Okay I understand how you feel I'm sorry.

reckon he likes doncic?

>never seen jordan play
cope you stupid faggot, jordan shits all over lebron

He won’t be a nigger anymore when he wins or at least make the playoffs in a league where the majority of teams do in each conference

Yeah but this is getting retarded. We just had a Lakies suck thread before this one. Its time for you faggots to obsess over some other team for once.

Adam silver saw the ratings slipping for another boring finals after every normie in the land found out Lebron wasnt playing, so he ordered the hit on the the leading franchises. sad!

Nigga please, if the Lakers had won any one of these easy ass games in the last two weeks their fans would be in here spamming like they always do. They’re getting what they deserve

don't worry, once the playoffs start no one will be talking about your lakies

they're gonna have the same record with him as they did before he came, though.

NEW for a goddamn change

Speak for yourself (;

thank fucking christ

shit thread

>adam silver did something
i'm not convinced