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Pavel Edition

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ice (onion rings)

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
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FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
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fuck nbc broadcasting

we western conference finals nigga

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McDavid needs to work on his muffin shot.
MacKinnon needs a bit more poise with the puck
Duchene needs to work on his hands at full speed
Larkin needs to work on everything.

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>forcing old schedule meme
grim

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Bunch of literally who's gonna beat the poo jackets screenshot this

>kick a child for /hoc/

If I must

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Vancouver beaches used to be so nice

American TV is cancer

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>bruins cant beat the hurricanes
>expects to beat the leafs in the playoffs
hilarious

checked and caped

lentils>beans

k......... ............. ..........

Inshallah my brothers. May Allah bless your teams tonight.

SHORKSHORKSHORKSHORKS

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You are very dumb

continuing to dump hoc memes

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I’m high as FUCK

>chicken bacon ranch sub with cheddar and sour cream chips
>hockey
having a /comfy/ night lads

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big fuckin meaty cocks

based op
(also nucks jerseys were so much better)

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Please I’m high as fuck and wanna laff
>not a healthier TBR

i hope you like jammin too

Holy fucking YUM

kek

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fuck kippers

LMAO kessel u fat fucking nerd

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*puts his quarters on the rail
I call winner

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Never seen one with that shield in the middle

here brah *gives you paddle wet with beer and crusted in pizza crumbs

i gotcha lad

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>>not a healthier TBR
im 6'1 150 lbs i dont give a shit about eating healthy lol

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Hello it is Finland here again friends

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

he'll be a leaf within two years

i wish people considered my retardation an accent like they do with people from boston

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fuck off reddit

Your real height is 6'0. Everyone below 6'3 lies about their height.

jackets have 8 shots through 2 periods.

So what's Seattle's team name going to be?

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That would be 2022 Conn Smythe winner Larkin, faggot

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whats wrong with wineepeg? what makes it so bad compared to other canaidan cities?

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holy fucking lanklet
I could kick your ass

/hoc/, our love is stronk

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probably. im gonna start going to the gym desu

>Bure

Lads are the rumors true? Was he in bed with the Russian mob?

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coldest city in canada and cory with most natives

But I wouldn’t because I don’t like conflict

>redditlab 2020
go back

name a single good black player
i’m not racist, just inquiring

hallo
it must be the holidays

The Florida color guy just called the Florida player a "dynamic dynamo".

malcom subban

Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla

Iginla, Subban, and Fuhr.

mutts don’t count

the natives keep to themselves though, dont they? its not like they go around scalping people.

Honestly, he was based. I couldn't imagine someone Patrick Kane's height nearly ending a fucking enforcer's career ever again

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yeah they pretty much kill eachother but you still have to see them sometimes begging for change or being drunk when you’re downtown

looks like playoffs are back ON THE MENU BOYyyyyyyyyyyyyS

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>9 sog in 40minutes
>the absolute state of Columbus,Ohio

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>Subban
You mean Malcolm, right?

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some native broke into a filipino families home yesterday and brutally murdered their kid.

How many incidents of guys losing their lids, and then sustaining any sort of head injury in the following 20-30 seconds, have there been for them to want this "lose your helmet, get off the ice" rule?

yo pass that shit over here, /hoc/

incredibly based

sharks a shit tho

UH OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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keep dreaming laffy

what's the story here

Based and basedpilled

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get him to the Shark Tank now

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absolutely fucking based

Johnny Oduya

>it was 2-0

Evander Kane this year is actually good.

>IT WAS TWO DASH ZERO

Quebec City and Edmonton are just as cold. Ottawa and Montreal are close enough too

He almost killed Shane Churla with elbow to the face

Hello which game should I watch right now?

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Name a single good Asian player. Oriental flavor.

rude

Jest vs Bolts.

Although the Bolts are killing them.

Mild vs Pedos if you want to see if the Mild are desperate enough to try for the playoffs.

Seth Jones

Do Eurasians count?

where is edmonton and quebec on this list?

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good choice, acshually

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Byfuglien
Simmonds

Go Caps

DSP

>6 of 7 games are currently tied

>jest

now 5 of 7

DALLAS

PUT THE BISCUIT

IN THE BASKET

Isles?

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>Mild vs Pedos
>Minnesota vs. Minnesota

GARRRRRYYYYY

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Bure missed the puck and got plastered by Churla. Bure, in general, wasn't one to take shit from anyone
youtube.com/watch?v=spu2WMEEo-c&t=68s

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The Columbus Blue Jackets: best Fortnite team in the nhl

>Select all chimneys

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Whalers / Bruins once the 2nd intermission ends in a few minutes.

Patrick would disagree

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oy gevalt

>Churla

Zoomers won't know him, but what a hard man he was. Live by the elbow, die by the elbow I guess.

How come he looks so genuinely happy here but nowadays his optimism is gone? What has Winnipeg done to him?

>gets kicked out of training camp for being too fat
BASED

What does based mean?

Ironically, this post is incredibly based.

start the fucking playoffs

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its like upvoting, only for epic 4channelers

okay...........wow..........thinking this is a based post

based and basedpilled

Paul Kariya

HAIL GARY

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When will they learn?

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hOLY SHIT BOLTS KILLED HELLASHIT

I am encrediably hung

Jets goalie dead

based means you model yourself after Laine and do everything like he does, it's a hard road, you have to be committed

white boi: Sam
big ass sista: me

Bolts win. Game is over

God I love bob mgeligot

lmao is he trying to break his spine? thats going a little far

FLAPJACKS ON A FERRIS WHEEL

that nigga swooped in and stole the phone

This gif

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did hellebuk died?

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So that's wha hiphop is, now I get it

Some happy negro repurposed it to mean "awesome". It's actually, retarded.

he left his feet before contact

>relolcanes

another humiliation for the >jest

I don't think he cared

>jets
>jackies
>""""""""""""contenders"""""""""""""

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That's a negress

I HATE PAUL MAURICE

fucking based gook

>whalosers

>jests fans
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

fug gorea :DDDDD

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That's some skimpy armor right there.

Thoughts on bringing a girl on a first date to the Spike lads?

!! !! !!

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The spike?

You can fight Sam to show how alpha you are

little white boi humiliated and defeated lmao

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shitty sam get fucked
contenders the jets are not
meet me at the spike

SHE AIN'T DONE!!

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make sure to show her the back alley

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Bring her to hokkei game and scream "SHOOT THE PUCK" during power play

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TYBG

puke.jpeg

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Damn. Imagine this sheboon vs another female?

based manlet mocker

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Im going to be so fucking mad if my pengs lose bro

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Do 20 pushups now fatty

It's a good old take a dumb penalty in a clutch moment for the poo jackets. Just like old times.

>asking what Yea Forums slang means

Figure it out for yourself you hoser

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>debils pooper play

Based whalosers.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Now THAT is a dumper.

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imagine that! some would believe
that with the cup the jets will leave
a fortnite player
a coach born loser
folly only fool could conceive

Why is her butt so big?

the ordinary neet has poor sleeping habits and a diet of mainly frozen prepackaged foods and a nagging mother because of his community college dropout past and little to no future prospects. the wage cuck suffers a similar fate with minor differences. stress keeps him up late and Goldstein has him up at 5 am, he feeds on fastfood and cafeteria grool. his roastie bitch wife demands more kids to max her child support down the line.
A /hoc/ poster on the other hand is a truly enlightened individual. he wakes up around 7 to watch the SportsCentre and enjoy a coffee on his deck. After rush hour traffic dies down he heads to the gym for a vigorous weight lifting session. at home he enjoys a protein shake for a anack while he preps lunch. he slices and batters homemade onion rings, certainly no more than 4 dollars of material. As a tech-savvy 21-27 year old male he logs onto Coin base to check his portfolio. Looking good /hoc/ poster, new ICO on Friday to keep an eye on. He knows true bosses work for themselves. One of his college aged women will stop by for an afternoon romp and then he can give her investment advice. After evening rush hour dies down he hits the rink early for a skate before teaching tomorrow's stars how to skate. volunteer of course, /hoc/ posters give back to the community. For dinner he grills a steak. Rare of course. As he watches the sunset he pulls out his laptop and reminds /hoc/ that while they're in a noble pursuit, they must always shun vegas and any trips they come across. In his dreams the /hoc/ poster fantasizes about the cabin he'll build for himself in a quiet Finnish town when he decides to finally cash out. but not today /hoc/ man, not today

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Squats.

Injections

She fucks Finnish guys.

how do i get legs like that

Don’t skip leg day

lets be fair... I'll gladly stick my penis in either of them

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Good genetics. I have legs like that and never have done anything physical.

fucking based
that's what volleyball does to women user

You’re just fat

>Fat fuck
>Have muscular as fuck legs
Can confirm

Islels are getting the two points lads

LOTS of BASED posts in /hoc/, UNLIKE /cric/

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YES!!! DUCKS GOT TIED!!!

NOW THEY'RE GOING TO LOSE FOR HUGHES!!!!

BASED

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literally everyone getting loser points

you're just jelly of my man legs.

Cat killaz

IVE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU
GAME OVER

Holy shit this debils team is shit. Why does greece even like them?

But I wanted flapjacks...

That was the most bullshit game that had to go to a crapshoot but I take it. Fuck you ottawa for your tard killing our goalie

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Grease love shit

For me, it's Hartford Whalers legend Nino Niederreiter

Dr. Pavel?

yikes, guy looked dead.

Kaapo Kakko desu

i'd heem the boston commentators any fucking day

Just woke up from my nap. I fell asleep after wheeler tied it up. I trust the jets are doing well?

What is the best first line in hockey right now? Is Kane better than Kucherov?

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OHOHOHOHO NONONONO
>It was 2-0

Not a Broons fan but ima say it...
>Hartford Failures

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Jets are in fact NOT doing well

ted? sam? henlo?

wow, more like the winnipeg shits!

I'm dieing. I need mother

More like Columbus BASED jackets

I really thought that >we should've done better, but I guess there's no excusing Faulk's retardation.
>oh we should have that one back
Nope, no >we really shouldn't. Faulk saw to that. I was mad at first but now it just seems entirely fair. Make stupid plays, get scored on.

gg Bruins

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Someone help :( . I will perish here . All alone

>bing bing

nice blog

>out of beer
>have to watch dallas/rags

are there any good games on right now.

stream pls?

Go buy more

Need a sauce on this girl or uncensored image and won’t quit until I get it!

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nice blog

imagine what shannon is up to rn

Nah, bro. That game was... a trip? That's the best way I can say it.

Anastasia Martzipanova
t. knower

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Duchene and MacKinnon were supposed to be what McDavid is. Too bad Duchene and MacKinnon's hockey iq leaves a lot to be desired.

Just looking at the standings in the east screams bringing back the top 8 playoff format. I want to see Bruins/Pens, Leafs/Canes and Bolts/BJs holy fuck

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Give me your snapchat. I will cal lyou tomorrow afternoon from 1-2. We can listen to LaLa Land and discuss how handsome I am and how terminally Ill I am and how we will lose our virginity to eachother than kill ourselves (After the jets win the Stanley Cup)
We'll go out on top of the world , friend? :)

at least you can buy it 24/7 (most likely)

*farts*

based >snes picking up that loser point

I can't watch hockey doc, I have spiders in my EYES

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JU WANNA PLEH ROUGH? OKEH!

Less go /yote/

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>I want to see ....... Leafs/Canes and Bolts/BJs
You know good and well none of these teams deserve to make it out of the first

holy fucking shit

that effort, that assist...

well fucking played

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*inhales*
IMAGINE... LOSING a war to EMUS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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one day, one day

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Thinking about 3d Doritos

>tampongay

IT'S OVER FOR THE BOLTS

MEME GOAL ALRERT
E
M
E

G
O
A
L

A
L
E
R
T

*loses to TB*

god damn
reminds me of highschool

I may be a pleb but maybe hockey is just too easy to like

I like it more than soccer, but maybe because soccer is so much accessible, could it be that it's the poor man's hockey? Or that hockey is just an elevated form of soccer?

Seriously?

Downvote me all you want but honestly, The Devils stepped up hard tonight. They did NOT look like a tired or injured team. Yes at times it looked ugly but was that because we were bad or they were that good tonight? Take off the angry glasses and take a deep look. I might need to step away for about an hour and then look at this game. Were we bad or were they good? Honestly though. I'll take the 2 points though.

The price barrier for hockey is an attractive reason for many people, including parents who put their kids in the sport to avoid the riff raff.

what the fuck do you think?

"This should be fun."
God damnit Dubinsky and your sexy silver tongue.

When Mario came to the Pens, were there still people who were drafted in the Penguins in the original team of '67?

downvote

Can't compare the two in my desu

>but maybe because soccer is so much accessible, could it be that it's the poor man's hockey?

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>the only place niggers have in a hockey rink is hanging from the rafters
wow shannon

I'm sorry, I didn't understand what you mean.

The price barrier is an attractive reason for many people to do what?

This, hockey is nothing like soccer and the game isn't played or thought similarly at all. Only a pleb thinks having a goal makes them similar

shitstains

He is right tho

avoid poor people such as yourself

Avoid the groid but unfortunately some parents adopt them and put them in hockey

Without being a boomer living back then, I can confidently say no. The only noteworthy Pens players before Mario are Jean Pronovost and Rick Kehoe off the top of my head. Also believe Tim Horton played here for a year.

Eating pancakes, lads

*wins*

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whitebois shook

bolts desu

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waffles > pancakes

give one of the Amelia Arena stanchions the star for the Jets

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how the fuck do you even do this shit? I watched it again for the tenth time and I just now realise 59 PASSED back while scrumming with the Panther.
Is Letang 58? So Jake Guenzel is 59?

Sunbelters fuck off. Hot lik hell bevause you're need burn to get used to hell for being faggot son of dogs.

They're objectively terrible the adopted ones are the worst because they've got savvy handlers

Arvi! Arvi! Arvi!

MILDS ARE LOSING!!!

none. but please remember this is no longer "hockey" it is "bettmanpuck" which is not played by men

>too much man

>le speedy manlet

hmmm

>he's now TRIPLING DOWN on stupidity
How is grease even allowed to post here still?

well, she is best girl after all

Thank you brother

>Viktor Ardvisson dabs on Dubnyk with the Frosty goal

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go to bed sam, you’re extremely drunk
just try and close your eyes

and the good guys win again

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lmao i can only imagine that every time someone scores on the mild, they talk mad shit and the refs laugh with them

what would you rather have on your team?\

>5 players with 20 goals
or
>10 players with 10 goals

WHat I mean is, did he play with people who were with the Pens since '67, like when Sidney Crosby came into the Penguins and played with Mario or with how Ken Daneyko was.

this is so obvious

Pretty idiotic post there

>mild getting swept by trashville
can we relocate this shit team again?

all russians hit like that

Hit or miss

2 players with 50 goals.

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speedy manlet will score an open netter

3 players with 30 goals

Letang is 58, but that's Crosby with the pass there and Guentzel with the goal in OT

Haven't had a drink since Saturday retard
Yea haha, which one would we choose again?

Do the remaining 5 have 0 goals?

found the mild fan. You guys suck and everyone in the league knows it

1 tendie with 20 goals

i guess they never miss huh

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Prophetic quints there. Lightning win the cup folks

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So basically the Oilers?

you think the mild cry everytime they lose? imagine playing hockey all your life and never winning a cup with the mild

>having only 90 goals

watching that Reese's commercial ,I want to sayy that my country now imports Reese's, skittles and Nerds.

I hope destroying the lives of so many communists was worth it, americans.

I don't care about the wild but your post was stupid and unfunny

Carlyle won a Norris with the Pens in the early 80's

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cry more loser
>0 cups

No, pretty sure longest tenured player on the team was Kehoe when Mario was drafted, who had been on the team since the early 70's

based. /hoc/ btfo desu senpai

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Yes

I didn't know who the passer was, but I was always referring to Guentzel, don't you think I saw that big 59 and the filename? I was referring to Guentzel passing back, before receiving that awesome assist.

>vasy quints

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MWAH

lol

i bet everytime losenyk gets scored on they scorer mocks his dumbass kids on his mask

thanks

>laughs in diabetes.

oar oar oar

Truly the best team

BASED OR CRINGE?
I GUESS THEY NEVER CRINGE HUH?
YOU GOT A FINN BULL I GUESS YOU NEVER WIN YUH?
HE'S GON FIND ANOTHER TEAM AND HE WONT MISS YA
HE'S GON SKRRT AND HIT THE K LIKE SLAVA VOYNOV

>mild
relocate this shit team already holy shit how many years without a cup does it take? Literally every other team has one but them

Is it bad that OEL is my favorite player because I watched him get 6 mins in penalties in one game?

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1 player with 100 goals

This is a funny general. Don't post if you're not funny and don't understand hockey. Gotta do one at least.

imagine needing an incorrectly given shootout goal to beat the whyld
top kek

Shit I didn't even notice that. It's totally official now, and god it wpuld be so perfect. Vasi conn smythe and sealing the clinching win. I'd probably cry

>still no cups
mild suck, root for a winning team for once

>six whole minutes
based retarded sunbelter

I don't root for the wild. You're not funny.

you think when they show shots of the other team against the wild, they're shit talking about how easy the game is?

How about the sharks? They always are in the top 3 of teams, make it to at least the 2nd round of the playoffs, and have so for the past 30 years

he could root for nashvi-

where's cameroon?

How the fuck does Pavelski have 36 goals?

>choosing
so you're a bandwagoner then lel
you can't talk shit

Before Vegas, expansion drafts only gave you shit so expansion teams had fast roster turnover. Pens probably didn't have anybody left fron 67 by around 1972.

did the wild shit in this sunbelter's oatmeal or something?

What's the record? It stood out to me because in the admittedly little hockey I've seen, most players haven't gotten more than 4.

>allowing yourself to root for a losing team

>mild can't score a PP goal to save their asses

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BOIS. i'm back from my month long ban.
stupid hiromoot got mad that i called southerners nigger lovers.

all these ez gary points from the leastern conference

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>not the first post from this IP

>shittisoda mild
relocate this team

N

well you shouldn't have done that

Shorks haven't shorked yet

hope you learned your lesson

Before Michael Moore's big breakout with Bowling and Fahrenheit I had a quite stereotypical view of americans. Grnated I was a teenager, but it was at that precise tender age when Moore's movies actually exposed me to the reality that americans are just people like everyone else and that black americans weren't "different", they were just people with a historical disadvantage and biases thrown to them from all sides.

that was excellent

>wild have no cups
>"state of hockey"
why are minnesota teams so fucking garbage?

yes i made other posts before that one. mostly laughing at this triggered predditor

>pedosota child

i did learn that dixiecucks cannot handle some banter yes.

wet ass

at least they were smart enough not to name their team child predators.

I HATE SWEDEN

>forsberg telling fiala that he'll never get a cup on that shit team
BASED

got it, kiitos

>i'm not winning a cup and neither are you!
dumb swede LMAO

rent free

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Sad attempt at humour

preds are winning the cup you retard, didn't you see all the trades they made?

for me, it's canadian windsor

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You make some really good posts when you decide not to shitpost.

i hate when people get injured from this like ferland did. Because i know I wouldn't be comfortable fighting, but I loved hitting when i played. If i do a legal hit, i dont think i should have an obligation to defend myself after, putting myself in more danger of an injury and getting myself out of the game for 5+ minutes. If the refs arent doing their job, sure, maybe that would call for some vigilantism, but that's not the case at all here.

>preds are winning the cup you retard
>poophip still in goal
ohnonononononoNONONONO

>forsberg got to punch his bitch of an ex-teammate FOR FREE
JAAJAJAA

faggot ass lgbtning are winning the stan lee unfortunately

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grease is a good poster THERE

Redditposting already?

are you fucking kidding me?

Can't expect a bunch of Somalis to pick up hockey

>this child predator is a spic
not really that surprised desu

stop trying to ruin the game.

So you're a pussy? Sunbelt detected.

>TRASHVILLE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA

LOOOOOOL
TRASHVILLE

based and antilgbtningpilled

>fiala scores
BASED

Reminder that Gary points were invented to keep playoff races tighter and therefore more fan bases invested in late season games.

FFFFUCCCCKKKKINNNNNGGGG FINNISH GOALTENDING!!!!

I pity the fool who didn't bet on ties in regulation today

local minority tournament WHEN gary????
i'd put money on salamis from mpls over niggers from nsh

OH NO NO GETTING BURIED BY A SWISS MANLET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BASED FIALA
GET THE GWHATTY

I like it.

>dabbing on your old team in their barn
did minnesota, dare i say it, win the trade?

WHICH SHIT TEAM SHOULD I WATCH?

OOF

There is literally nothing wrong with gary points

Omaha Jake WILL go down as the best American player of all time and there’s nothing you can do about it

Watch trashville get dabbed on by the Wild

something really needs to be done about loser points

where'd the nashville bandwagoner from wisconsin go? lel

how about you stop losing

Crosby has 24 points in his last 11 games. He is not letting this team miss the playoffs lol.

Edit a few other things:

Simon-Bjustad-Hornqvist were 12-4 in corsi tonight, 6-3 in shots, and 5-1 in scoring chances. The three of them were hounding the Panthers in the offensive zone and dominating the boards. Bjustad has been good so far, but underwhelming in the "big man" aspects of hockey before this game, this is a good step in the right direction. Hope Sully keeps this line together.

It was nice to see a good game from Kessel, I hope he isn't in his own head from the misses. Luongo made two great saves to stop him and he had an additional three shots. The goals will come if he keeps this up.

Gudbranson is actually playing well, not just better than expected. 3 games is far from a complete sample size though.

Johnson did positive things in the offensive zone! He hasnt looked like a trainwreck in a month. Honestly playing to his AAV right now. Still obv dont like the contract though

shit, why didn't I think of SUbban when that canadian asked about good black players?

yeah there should be no ot

could see if lolorado are gonna get their shit together to make the ploffs

the point is it benefits losing you tard

Wow, this seemed funny to you? What an idiot.

Looking for a Jets fan that can write me prescriptions. Two pals watching hockey and exchanging goods and services like hockey watching friends are known to do

>could pick min, chi, det, maybe even win
>selects trashville
big oof

imagine being a trashville fan talking shit about the mild for the last two hours, and you lose the game
HAHAHAHAHA

what about when someone scores on the preds?

I don't think either of the Leafs picks are too crazy. Matthews I can see going that high, after his past two seasons and considering that the Leafs got better due to young players getting better and adding a top 5 center it's fair to assume that he'd be a 90 point guy. Same reason that I can see it justified to take Tavares that high. Crosby's good for at least a point per game in a season, but he might top out at 85 points or at 100. Worth gambling on Matthews/Tavares outscoring him this year, and JT is on pace for 90 points, Matthews 94 if he were to play a full season.

Not that either are better than Crosby, but they could potentially have outscored him this year. Laine, though, I have no idea.

There should only be OT

You mean like the draft lottery?

where’s the /hoc/ discord

Go die in the snow

super dead

No because that isn't a game

But at the end of the day, Doughty definitely deserves one. Maybe you can argue that he shouldn’t have won that year, but I’ve always made the same argument the year Karlsson won his second Norris that he didn’t deserve it that year and that it was mainly based on points. And the only reason Kings fans might’ve become insufferable was because for a long time Doughty was dominant and yet the majority of the hockey insiders and analysts just pumped the tires of Karlsson as if he was the best and it wasn’t close, yet there was a guy (two, of you count Burns) that were on the west coast that were playing fantastic

the trannies took over

wew the >mild are gonna score here and win this in reg

>going to OT vs the whyld
>cup contenders
oh boy, april is gonna be a rough month for nashville.

granlund based double agent

Yeah, removing icing would change the PK so drastically that it would be way more controversial. This rule change is so minor that even it's opponents probably don't care that much.

If you lose the faceoff, side didn't matter (~50% of cases). The rest of the time you already would've gotten the side you wanted (~50% of what's left), so really at most it matters on one in 4 power plays, and barely changes anything.

Kings bros want to join forces and fuck Canada? Fuck trump? Does that help? I need friends.

imagine losing to the >mild

>team gets btfo
>starts posting reddit comments
WEW

more carrots for the casual hockey fans to hold on to
this is how our once great game dies

>new helmet rule
>now people are going to try and rip helmets off other players to force changes

What happens?!

I have this card. I have the whole set from that year, i got it for christmas when i was a kid. 600+ cards.

>he doesn't autistically look at stats for 3 hours after his team wins
baka desu

Sounds pretty cool. I used to love this kind of shit

Business idea: periods go til goals scored. Not time.
>5 on 5
>3 periods of 9 pucks on the ice simultaneously
>pucks removed from play as they go in. i.e. after 3 goals in a period, there would be 6 pucks on the ice remaining
>14 goals is enough to win but teams are encouraged to score more since victory margins are tie breaking stat
>No faceoffs until there's 5 or less pucks so everyone can take a faceoff
>for each penalty your opponent get an extra player on the ice who leaves after a goal is scored

lmao, subban is awful.

i don't get sakic's "something bad will happen eventually so let's fix it now" argument, you can say the same about fighting and someone going face first into the ice after being rocked and getting brain damage so let's remove fighting

>another memeout
fucks sake

>have pp on OT
>still can't score
LMAO MILD SUCK

Thete are a ton of cards similar to that with players on the beach wearing roller blades and shit. My favorites were the international teams, i used to think the russian team was so cool.

I believe you mean a garyout

It'll be the new jersey-over-the-face and we'll have more haymakers to the temple. That's what Gary really wants right?

liquid pucks

now they'll have to actually fasten their straps tight enough dummy

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>team loses
>reluctant to post on /hoc/ until the next day

>can'tral division

BASED Senators and Devils denying more Metro teams a ROW.
Finna bouta coast into a playoff spot by the skin of >our fucking teeth.

Shootouts were a mistake

what rule change?

>2 in a row
>vs the whyld
why are methasseeans so delusional to think they'll win the cup?

I believe you mean gayout

>goes 5-hole, stopped
>pierre: "well you see the problem is he didn't elevate it enough

no he isn't, he's a defenseman what were you expecting?

They're fuckin snaps

Hockey is for everyone.

based pierre

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dunno why we even had this season played out after december, it's clear the blooters are gonna steamroll everyone and sweep the methssouri blews in the final

business ideas: keep the three periods of 20 minutes each, but remove the puck

Why can't anyone make shootouts?

What's so bad about games ending in a draw? Perhaps have a win award 3 points.

what a retard. you're supposed to sit on the edge then spin.

Instead of pucks they should use helium balloons that are semi deflated and instead of sticks they should use water guns to prevent injury

Hockey except it's like basketball dodgeball from gym. No goalies onthe ice. 5 on 5 with 10 pucks on ice. Each team is only allowed one player in the neutral zone at a time and when you're in there you can't shoot but interfenerce, elbows, boarding, headshots, etc. are all faire game. The other four play blueline to your own net and have to shoot it in across the rink

The pucks are ice, each colored the same as snooker. If you break a puck, it's the box where ovi's grandma is there and you have to be uncomfortably nice to her for 2 minutes.

fuckingfinally someone takes initiative

>losing twice in shootout to the same team back to back
seriously this team is bad

goalies have gotten really good at them

there's no need to practice them

>dubnyk
oh no
oh no no no no

>mild

hockey except it's bandy

Nice back to back

>snail's pace = not moving
Minnesota logic

no it's not, it's too good to be bad, they've got 32 fucking wins when they should have 23.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE DRAFT PICKS

>Player 1 unplugs the controller
>Dubnyk panics and crumbles
>plugs controller back in and scores
absolutely based

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BING BING WAHOOOOOOOO

Instead of pucks it's multicolored liquid and straws instead of sticks so players have to have a great vo2 max to compete

dubnyk is a bad goalie

work, except it's a suicide booth.

based fellow russ

>be vegas
>play calgary and san jose both twice before the end of the season
>3/4 games are the second half of a back to back
kinda scared m8s. yotes might catch up.

never understood the whole dixie cowboy thing, since yknow, there aren't actual cowboys there.

based bandy, the ball is actually visible

New

reminder that there is hockey all day tomorrow starting at 11am. they reverted the stream to free so no more jewish money grabbing.

Losing TWICE on the same fucking gimmick

Minnesota on complete suicde watch

Real new

>calgary south
larping retards desu