JETS @ BOLTS

anthem girl a cute, a CUTE

sounds like shit though

The Tampa Bay Lightning are the official team of North America

Had to take the jets tonight sorry bros

>american broadcast skips it to play a car commericial
Thanks capitalism.
Also TRUE NORF

>tfw realized killorn is really good

It's too dangerous, fat americans will try to get up and stand for it and then clap after and might have a heart attack. Many such cases.

SCAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

Attached: Gourde.png (458x620, 653K)

hellecuck

Attached: Yannis witness.png (468x294, 307K)

yikes

>one shot
>one goal

Attached: 1477009512179.jpg (125x114, 6K)

Hey I made this :)

And I made You're a real fren, Swedebro

Will Laine do anything?

Hoping for some sick turnovers to spring odd man rushes

No

No way in hell is Erne wearing fucking braces

Attached: D7F3BB8C-F72E-4D27-BE23-C8CF5981AA30.png (458x374, 108K)

I think he has nasty stains on his teeth from not brushing regularly.

>jets pp

Can't be any worse than the >Lightning PP

holy shit laine did something

apparently wheeler scores goals now

Is that Laine's 10th assist this season?

based burger blake

Attached: 021800D1-E893-4862-AFFF-6E6BB37FFF54.png (371x412, 264K)

Alright thats two trips in one shift

>Killorn is smart
Is it because he went to Harvard?

Bruh. Tampa is getting zero puck luck here.

helle elite lately

wasn't it for something useless like art history or some shit?

Alex Joseph Killorn graduated in 2012 with a bachelor of arts degree in government/political science.

oh that's right poli sci
useless

Probably not as useless as one from Harvard compared to some mid level school

cool, what degree do you have from harvard?

Attached: F40C7877-DABD-498E-AEED-F0613AC5ADBE.png (836x1065, 287K)

reeeeeee that rolling puck

jets are missing buff and morrissey, they should be down like 4 goals by now, wtf bolts be better

>Lightning PP

Attached: 1414285707352.png (534x629, 121K)

>lightning PP

Fucking hell guys

>leagues #1 pp
>chasing the puck
yikes

That was a hell of an uncalled penalty on the crosscheck.

>shittiest pp ever
>still most elite team by miles
fuck this league

Can we stop pretending the jets Re contenders?

morrissey and buff are their best dmen and they both out
a healthy jets is intensity in ten cities

well maybe buff shouldn’t get injured so fucking much?

>Vinik has 18 mil to blow on charitable donations

"I shidded and farded"
-Nikita Kucherov

law

wheres all the bandwagoning bolts fans?

I’m a jets fan btw

I’m here Tb h

>getting my shower time perfect to come back right before puck drop

should I go get another beer and smokes? yah or nah?

Beer, yes. Smokes, no

tfw to intelligent too score on AAA gift chances

Attached: 1252778A-DB0D-4BC8-ADD1-7391ACE0868D.jpg (2012x2048, 184K)

don’t smoke dude
I have to get a tumor removed by my lung in two months from smoking

be well user

Good luck Canada bro

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAR

SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Attached: erne-2018-55.jpg (434x600, 33K)

Attached: Big-Ern.jpg (443x476, 203K)

E R N EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
youtu.be/-4hhuVh6D0E

Attached: 47D58406-67E5-4791-8D8D-DC52BC88C209.jpg (1280x720, 153K)

>Bruins tied it up
Fucking Relocanes.

Are you worried about seedings? I don't think they are going to catch us

No I'd just like to see them lose a little momentum.

>he thinks about the Bruins

Still bitter from 2011 my dude.

It'll be another gentelman's sweep in 5 this year. Bawwston is nothing

>Lightning PP

falling asleep

>Buccaneer kicking
Oh shit, I mean >Lightning PP

i’m thinking we’ll see both these teams in the scf

Kuch out here murdering people.

>Kuch killed helle

>Tampa Bay outshooting one of the league's best teams 2:1 and scoring over them

Is this Tampa's year?

wonder what that feels like

Just let it go in next time bud. No need to put your face in the way

This a new PP strategy? Bring out a cold backup goalie?

rattled his bell

remember that time Bishop lost both front teeth taking a shot to the mask

well

Scaaaaaar lmao it worked

SCAAAAARRRRRRR

Attached: stammertime.jpg (600x738, 107K)

okay this is epic

Nice fookin shawt there stammer

I’m sorry backup jets goalie
You did not deserve this

Attached: 9309BFA6-B01C-4140-8205-58513355E8AB.jpg (750x750, 87K)

Happy Tampa scored but you have to feel bad for him. Coming in cold against the league's #1 PP.

>tfw Peckham and Engblom taunted him before the goal

god if Serga can get that accuracy up

I remember seeing a photo or a video of a goalie mask breaking on the face mask and cut up the guy's nose badly, Think it broke it too.

You know, I have to say Engblom has grown on me. When they first announced him I was pissed. But over time I've learned to appreciate him.

Found it
youtube.com/watch?v=3avJDEm26SU

jets better come back

Haha, that would be terrible if that happened. Can't imagine them coming back at this point haha.

>Canada getting their shit pushed in by a team from Florida pretty much all season long
Does this bother you canucks?

Be at the game or be lame.
>inb4 poorfag seats.

Attached: B9F87810-E5B9-4010-B9B7-06E146545C6E.jpg (4032x3024, 1.39M)

>2nd star of the game: concussion protocol

don't make saves with your face and you don't have to worry about it

>Living in Florida

Engblom is based. The best is when a play is so amazing he breaks into Peckhams call. Like these two here;
youtu.be/cLPBdv53Cus Start at 2:45
youtu.be/Gf2KhOvu-ng all of this

Not like the Lightning had 2x goals or shots lmao

cursedposting doesn’t work for Ankle biters user.

>Visiting my home state.

Attached: 5F3F0E2B-DE4D-47A7-B35A-861C76F68F78.jpg (500x689, 32K)

I don’t know what you mean by this

Your team is so below us they can but bite our ankles.

I'm doing this in the playoffs btw. It is humorous to me and I believe the boys are curse proof.

AHHHHHOOOOGHGHGHGH UNBELIEVABLE BRAYDEN POINT

The amount of Canfags here is insane. ALL are from Winnipeg. Cheers for supporting FL economy.

Engblom is such a bro. Him and Peckham are great together when they get into the game like those two clips.

Met a dude in Tampa Bay a couple weeks ago who said he drove here from Winnipeg in 3 days. Sounds crazy, since I can imagine just reaching Toronto would take that long, but he was in a group so they probably shared driving just to get here faster.

The McDonagh strip is amazing.
>Oh what a play!
>Yeah what a play!

Extra points for EVERYONE

My dad drove from Buffalo to Orlando in 24 hours non stop. I was 12 or something so it was all him. Just stopped to piss and grab food.

That shit's scary. I have the energy to do long drives but I absolutely will not drive fatigued, it's too dangerous.

PACKETS
LETS GO BOYS

Attached: 0004369507102_2_A1C1_0600.png (600x600, 433K)

WEW LADS SSSSCCCAAAARRRRRRRRRR

SSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

gg ez no re

Winnipeg to Tampa in 3 days is easy tho.

The absolute catlike reflexes of Vasy boys

Attached: 75074C06-F764-42AD-B86A-EF58A5D7FCDD.jpg (624x416, 22K)

My dad worked nights at the time 4 days a week, then would have to switch his sleep schedule to do family stuff on the 3 days off back then. He was used to just having fucked up sleep schedules. I guess it was closer to 20 hours looking at google maps, says 17 hours so with stops probably closer to 20 hours.

Still north of 31 hours of driving. That's a lot for three days if it's one dude.

30 hour drive, 3 days of 10 hour driving isn't bad, Could break it up to stop at Chicago and Nashville before Tampa.

>12 of last 16 TB reg season games against teams in playoff spots currently

Attached: 54C08793-0071-4F74-B211-C00469E2D083.gif (360x202, 1.25M)

anyone got that macro of Ehlers looking like he’s smelled something
y’all know the one

Based Gary wanted >us ready this time to get another southern market cup

Are they 11-1 in those games?

Based Hot Pockets

based packet

holy shit what a save

Holy shit what a save.

Freaky ass hivemind shit

god how the FUCK does Kuch do it
Unreal

Attached: Pointer.png (386x561, 132K)

niiiiiiice

>Lightning PP

Attached: 1463799348268.jpg (780x780, 135K)

are you late or am I super behind

>getting excited for a >Lightning PP
When was the last time they scored with the man advantage?

Kuch about to take that record.

uhh like 3 minutes ago

Really want to try to >imply bucs kicking next year.

I posted late but I've been watching live since P2

>watching nigger felon league
Just wait for the XFL, Tampa will have a team

Hard to blame this one on Hellebyuck t bh

Not watching wwe: football edition. Went to fsu. This is fameis' year to show everyone how great he really is. Bucs are going to the ploffs, even in the loaded nfcs.

>Bucs in the ploffs
How long has it been since this happened? Over a decade at least

From what I hear they got a new coach
They aren't going if they just got a new coach, since that means they shit the bed last season
Like they do every season

Attached: 1344648512395.jpg (640x480, 33K)

Yep 2008 I think

Attached: A51F8CA3-C82D-412B-9427-89A3496B756B.gif (391x250, 1.05M)

2007 season vs the Giants.
I was at that game.

There's talent though. We dealt with a defensive coordinator that time had passed by. An effective, modern scheme and arians the qb whisperer will improve our record significantly I think.

what the fug

Poor Vasi. That's a goofy as fuck one.

n-nani

They got a new coach, yes

I was reading in the TB Times a while back how Tampa used to be Bucs town, and now it's Lightning town. I see people in Bucs hats, jerseys etc. but then I got driving and see "go bolts" or Lightning logos all over the place.

>best goalie in the nhl

I am so fucking done with those stanchions. for fucks sake thats twice now and several other close calls

Lel

>THAT FUCKING 10 YEAR OLD KID GIVING WPG A FINGER

LOL

Attached: 1464227349684.png (530x500, 92K)

lmao these refs getting pissT

Hot pocket.

6-10, screen cap it

Your point? He thought it was going behind the net.

>Stammer giving it to the linesmen for that puck drop

>jets you suck
Lmao

Attached: The-Big-Cat.jpg (542x680, 90K)

Attached: BigCatRescueRevised.png (771x486, 104K)

Checked. Vasi makes a series of great saves to ice the cup win. It's happening