/nfl/ Double Doink Edition

If those are my choices goal line with direct snap to the RB.

You can see the fucking arrogance behind that throw

philly philly?

Philly is a black hole of misery. Iggles fandom is the Hawking Radiation proving existence.

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worst post ITT

Don't give Old Gay a (you).

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...

Red flags over Kyler Murray
>lack of experience
>poor leadership skills
>low football IQ
>small
>dedication to football
>comes from a poor QB program
>comes from a poor QB conference
>lack of mental toughness
>dishonest
>innaccuracy

Who is that safety and does he still have a job?

God I hope based manlet Sproles comes back and never retires

>FA: Ravens surprisingly release S Eric Weddle

I don't know a single person surprised by this

I'd rather give Murray a shot then go with either of those two. At least there's a chance he's not shit, we just don't know yet.

Okay
BS
BS
Okay
BS, you don't hand back millions in guaranteed money without being committed.
Lmao they have the most QB Heisman of any school and just rolled out Baker while being the leading team in offense design.
Mahomes and Kyler
BS
BS
Sad sad sad attempt

Like I said you resorted to shitposts

When?

2012

calm down

Probably best you don't actually know anyone in real life. You live a sad lonely existence as a desperate tripfriend on a Kyrgyzstani sock puppet image board.

Next 5 years sounds bout right. But let's just start the upcoming season.

This

>U mad
My point has been made. Shitposts.

Leave Kyler Murray alone.

For some reason I feel like he browses Yea Forums.

hope mcleod comes back even better next year

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I am

I know we have depth with Chuck Clark, Deshon Elliot and Anthony Levine can play a little Safety but I thought if anyone was getting cut it would be Jimmy Smith not Weddle

Jackson. Convert him to slot receiver if it doesn't pan out.

Everyone has a finite amount of time to tell me the last player drafted #1 overall that wasn't a QB or black.

Idk lol

Jake Long in 2008

Jake Long?

Eric Fisher in 2013

If you haven't looked it up already, I can tell you guys he was drafted after 2010 and he's a tackle

/Bills Owl 2020/

That's the one

Some bust

John Madden

To be fair Kelce had a pretty good shot at it

For me, it's THE Philadelphia Football Eagles, Philadelphia Baseball Phillies, Philadelphia Basketball 76ers, Philadelphia Hockey Flyers, Philadelphia Soccer Union and Philadelphia Lacrosse Wings.

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Eric Fisher

Are you his agent or something?

>Panthers fans dunking on Devin Funchess for getting told to walk because he was apparently difficult/not a great teammate
>Dumbasses want the Panthers to trade for Antonio Brown to replace him

YIKES

>Josh Bynes released by Arizona
Get on it, Howie

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>6th round
>6 rings

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Lmao. No player that Baltimore ever lets go ever goes on to have success elsewhere. When will the rest of the league learn?

Why do Giggles fans seem entitled to absolutely every FA available?

Fuck the Eagles. All their players are taking Warriors-style paycuts to keep the team together. Shit shouldn't be allowed.

Eagles fans are so goddamn thirsty for every cut player. Hard to tell who's worse between them and Browns fans.

you forgot one
>el qb negro

How does Kyler even see out of his little chink eyes?

Weird thing is the Ravens of today aren't having success at all.

>Jets want Brown and Bell
I hope they get them both and the Pats still blow them the fuck out lol

AB is the greatest WR of all time he's worth the locker room cancer

Didn't even think of Eric Fisher lmao dude is so average for a number 1 pick

That is literally the Redskins' credo.

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No he isn't. He doesn't fit the Panthers' offense or their culture. They already have small/speedy guys like Brown in Moore and Samuel.

And by the way, Brown apparently hated JuJu for taking the spotlight away from him. How's he going to take Moore and Samuel being the Panthers' "star" receivers?

>Ravens are going to lose Joe Flacco, Alex Collins, Eric Weddle, CJ Mosley, John Brown and Terrell Suggs in a single off season

Jesus Christ I hope Eric knows what he's doing

>mfw we trade that pussy nigga carr for atleast a second round pick and we sign fitzmagic who leads us to the playoffs
>mfw we trade back a little and are still able to pick up dk metcalf
>mfw the chimpcago burrs go back to sucking dick again and gift us a top 5 draft pick next year and we get to pick our franchise qb with it

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Meant for

Hicks is probably leaving, they need a decent MLB. This guy has been pretty solid, and they can get him fairly cheap. Also, he has a Joe Douglas connection from his time in Baltimore (the Eagles like to target players that overlapped with guys in their front office/coaching staff). I wouldn't say I feel "entitled," just that it seems like he would be a good add.

As far as "Warriors-style paycuts," that's not what's happening. It's just Howie pushing money around to free up cap space in the short term. They're not getting smaller contracts.

1. Kyler
2. Lamar
POWER GAP
100. Run wildcat on every snap
POWER GAP
1000. Famous Jameis and try to line up a job selling insurance

Somethings happening in Berea but I have no clue
They said there’s smoke and rumblings of Antonio brown

I hope you're buckled in dude, because it is absolutely 100% regression time this upcoming season

Can't wait to see their """elite""" defense crumble to dirt

Who is going to be smart enough to draft Taylor Rapp and get all that chink money?

don't forget Za'Darius Smith

So?

say hello to your future niggles backup qb and eventual starting qb ryan fitzpatrick

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he had 8.5 sacks this season

So? Still have Judon, Suggs and Tim Williams who was better than Smith before getting hurt.

I don't get it

I hope he stays in Tampa, he’s perfect there

>losing defensive pieces doesn't matter because there are other defensive pieces on the roster
also there's no guarantee suggs stays

>Harvard Foles
Makes sense

that's a middle linebacker

Number of Giants draft picks, by year, who are still on the team:

2004: 1

2007: 1

2008: 0

2009: 0

2010: 0

2011: 0

2012: 0

2013: 0

2014: 1

2015: 0

2016: 2

2017: 4

2018: 6

>Nate STUDfeld will win superb owl MVP in your lifetime
Feels good man

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>>losing defensive pieces doesn't matter because there are other defensive pieces on the roster

You have no idea how effective the Ravens have been at doing this through their history, especially at LB. We heard the same things when Boulware, Sharper, Thomas, Scott, McClain, Kruger, and McPhee etc etc left and Zadarius Smith isn't near any of those guy's level.

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Still got a lot of pieces to work with and Martindale is a way better DC than Pees ever was but yea I am expecting the defence to take a step back

Yea realised after I didn't mention him when I posted. Dude really came on last year he was better than his sack totals showed. He'll get paid somewhere

What happened in 2005 and 2006?

not sure why he decided not to include them, but none of them are even in the NFL anymore. the only ones older than that are Eli and their long snapper.

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Reminder that the Giants threw Tom Coughlin under the bus for Reese's horrible drafting after the '15 season.

Reese then proceeded to pass on drafting Myles Jack to draft Eli motherfucking Apple

Never underestimate the power of a good long snapper

Is Eli the most mediocre QB to win multiple owls?

Na that title is held by Jim Plunkett

Eli is definitely second though

> S I X

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2 officials with cheeky smirks on their face

Roethlisberger

No he was definitely legit for a few seasons

Shame he's been in the league 15 years then

Fair point. Maybe not mediocre, but Ben is easily the most overrated to win multiple titles. The first one was the worst performance of a winning QB ever, and refball and he wasnt even impressive in beating the Retardnals. Plus hes never been an all pro despite having stacked offenses around him since 2010

Better than the retarded qb carousel that most teams have

In losses this year

>guy whimper

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Brown to the titans, Bell to the iggles. I see it.

Anyone know what Tomlin's number was in college? My last 5 jersey purchases (Parker, Miller, Wallace, Bell, Brown) were all gone within a year of the purchase. About to use these jinx powers to my advantage and order a custom Tomlin jersey so he for sure gets canned.

He was #4.

Bell does all his album recording in New York and the Jets have a ton of cap space

AB I have no idea who will end up trading for him but Bell to the Jets is as close to a sure bet as there is in this free agency

Friendly reminder The eagles would have booty blasted the patriots again this year had Alston Jeffery caught that ball

are the stoolers better off now that the cancer has been removed except for ben who's about to contract super-syphilis from a woman in a bathroom stall and keel over? will they finally be able to beat jew england with the fresh blood or are they going to be the new browns?

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>Bell to the Jets
From what I understand they want Tevin Coleman. Iggles makes almost too much sense if you think about it. AB probably will bitch out unless he is traded to a team that's at least semi-capable of competing, like the tits. God, I genuinely adore AB as one of the greatest to ever play the game, but he has the mentality of a toddler.

Ben's going to throw JuJu under the bus so hard he's going to come out of his rookie contract worse than Brown.

Friendly reminder, saying if a team had played better they wouldve won is not a hot take

Objectively true. Not Alshon's fault though, really. They also would have won if Foles magic hadn't run dry after the first couple drives.

What did they mean by this?

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Cousins is a bitch and Rodgers is a manlet.

That Aaron Rodgers is going to ride some dudes?

POOR LIL WHAYUT BOI

>reddit tier team shilling reddit tier show

Shocking

the "cockwipe" in your trip sure is fitting

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I'm torn. On the one hand, I'd hate to reply to the laziest and dumbest bait I've seen in awhile. On the other hand, not calling it out for the dumbest fucking post I've seen today would be a travesty.

Took someone long enough. I'm calling back to this over it tho

Sorry. Tumblr team shilling for a tumblr show.

You might actually be the worst Tripfaggot and we all wish you would leave

Is this Game of Thrones? R*ddit af.

Even chef boyardee agrees lmao

Sorry ive been gone a couple days. What'd i miss?

How's this?

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Even better than I'd hoped. Thanks amigo

lol imagine if fitzpatrick or keenum come off the bench after cuckson wince gets hurt again and leads the niggles to the owl...

Get your own meme fag

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You quoted the wrong post you fucking idiot. Now you need to write that all over again

My bad homie.

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Something is brewing in Cleveland: 3 key Browns players tweeted about an undisclosed Dorsey move. Sounds like a blockbuster.

Rumor
twitter.com/God_Son80/status/1103064152552194050

twitter.com/RandallTime/status/1103066767713132545

twitter.com/David_Njoku80/status/1103066157601484800

Jarvis, Randall, and Njoku all tweeting about a potential Dorsey move

chaos

i mean berds

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Cringe

>Cringe
I don’t see a handwritten quote

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*dabs*
Screencap me in ur cringe comp

>writing 4channel posts on paper
Peak autism

That can’t be even the base of Autism Peak

Oh, man, I really hope it's not AB.

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Alright lads, make your bets. Guessing Odell Beckham

I singlehandedly BTFO'd every single cowcuck and chief nigger from this board, you're welcome.

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WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?!?!

>2019
>hates America's team
>still saying edgy racist shit
Add your whole fucking life to that cringe pile boy

Hahahahahahaha SEETHING??

Kinda :(

Please delete these.

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To run the cringe pile, he has become the cringe pile. In a way you're pretty based for dedicating your life to a Nordic fjord forging forum. On the other hand you're kinda pathetic. A real dichotomy

Rate my Eagles draft

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This has to be OBJ, right? No way it's AB or Bell.

Unrealistic/10

Also Miles Sanders is overrated as fuck. Don't understand the top 5 RB talk at all. Wouldn't take him in the top 150

My college’s punter is graduating this year. You know what that means

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These first pick drafts are hardly accurate. Other than sanders, what else is wrong with it

What was the bigger shitshow, T.O. in Philly or AB right now?

That's James fuckin Laurinaitis: 6'2 250 with over 800 tackles in his career+ he retired young

He retired because he was bad. At his height he was mediocre.

>Never had under 110 tackles in career
>10 picks
>16.5 sacks

He was better than average. The point is that he's big and could tackle. Gronk smash.

Not interested in your post at all but I cant let these trips go unchecked

Nasir Adderlay falling to the late 2nd (top 15 player imo) and Deebo Samuel (top 50 player objectively) lasting til the 4th round

You could have just checked em. No need to throw in that barb.

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He was never better than average. I watched that motherfucker every week for damn near his entire career. He was a mediocre MLB who racked up tackles but did fuck all else. Most of those tackles were 5+ yards off the LOS too.

Mlb's are supposed to rack up tackles, bro. He had some picks and sacks. I'm a pats fan and I don't think Hightower sucks because he doesn't get 5 picks per year. That's not why they're there.

Hightower is great. Laurinaitis wasn't. When Hightower gets a tackle it's at the god damn LOS, not 5 yards out. He's also better at coverage than most LBers.

When he gets there... He spends the first 8 weeks every season 20 pounds overweight and does nothing. Laurenitis with 35 passes deflected to Hightower's 13 is also makes me suspect of your claim.

Laurinaitis, whatever his name is. Not saying he was elite but he wasn't shit.

I'm not saying he's shit either. I'm saying he's mediocre. Average. He's the king of piling up empty stats. Well, him and Bulger.

I don't think that's going to happen
Rate mine

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damn i made the folder and i wasn't even trying...

good way to go 1-15 and draft cuckson winces replacement.

Daily reminder that the Rams only scored three fucking points in the super bowl.

That is all.

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say hello to future dallas cowboys starting qb sam ehlinger.

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who?

Dude, speed lmao

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Seething

No, it was an honest question

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>singlehandedly
So you use a paperweight or what? I aint buyin that you can write all that and the paper stays still you lying sack of shit.

i missed yu berds poster

i'm gonna think justin herbert will regret not declaring this year he'd easily be the first qb taken this year, he'll be way less notable next year.

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Dude isn't pro ready yet and his 2018 wasn't that impressive. I think staying and improving rather than leaving early because it's a weaker draft class for the position was the smart move

Would he even be the first QB this year? He's not very good.

You rate trace fucking mcsorely and Grier lmao. Your opinion is worthless

Foles or Wentz

Who's gonna be more of a disaster next season?

Wince. Has a season ending injury week 2. Foles leads his next team to the playoffs. Philly burns to the ground.

Foles, he collapses without Philly's supporting cast and Wentz returns to 2017 form and stays healthy leading the Eagles to the NFC Championship

thankgoodness gruden is a racist and won't be drafting that gorilla haskins or that hapa airhead murray.

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Lmao spotted the brainlet. Foles won’t have an OC and HC that cater to what he does best. Nor will he have an average line since most qb needy teams have trash lined

kek

>Philly fans circa week 10

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Will he retire?

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You forgot
>having a fucking faggot name
>a non-white playing QB

Is it bad that part of me wants to draft Murray so I actually know to give up on this franchise?

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could be a 6D chess move to avoid going to a dumpster fire team in the top 10 and get drafted late in the first round by a decent franchise instead, maybe as the heir to Big Ben or even Brady

>Cardinals have already paid 65% of Nosens rookie contract
Anyone who gets him for a third is gonna have a steal

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>you rate two guys who have never played an NFL snap highly omg

Yes I do rate them high. I may be proven wrong in time but I truly believe both guys are way better than dudes like Daniel Jones, Dwayne Haskins and Drew Lock who the media keeps mocking in the 1st round. I don't think its a good draft in terms of the position but I believe in those two guys more than any others

I like how we all got Giles-Harris

Confirmed Eagle

Old baysed make ya seeth?

Any other chiefs fans already feel exactly how the caps going to be mismanaged to all hell and no ring here?

nigga fast but can he get past a blocker

Who will ultimately regret their 'hot' coach hire more; Raiders or Cardinals?

Also, does anyone else think that Keim has the most punchable face in the league?

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Gruden is doing a fantastic job tho? Hes doing a rebuild/tank it aint meant to be pretty...

Honestly I hope the experiment works out so 4 or 5 other teams go all in on tv personalities.

Why are Iggles fans so thirsty for every FA this year?

Pats are here for you bro. Just bring Fitz with you

You rate two guys that were objectively bad in fucking college. Don’t pretend like you watch the games lmao. You rate mcsorely because of hype he got two years ago, he’s been shit since then. Haskins and Murray are the only worthwhile qbs because of how shit this class is.

Honestly Haskins throwing mechanics and skillset are quite impressive. If only he weren't black though...

If I had to overdraft or reach on a white qb in this draft then it would obviously be Lock. Him and Haskins have the most impressive qb build of the draft...and the diamond in the rough or most overlooked qb in this draft that you should grab in the later rounds will easily be Easton Stick, far far more interesting than Mcsorely and Grier...

>Jonah Williams going in the top 10
>49ers drafting another DT
>Metcalf going anywhere near the top 20

How to spot a retard 101

>juju now doesn't get the benefit of AB getting doubled
>juju will now be doubled
>no leveon either

yikes

this
if lynch drafts another dt with the second pick i'm ending it all

bills are gonna take metcalf and have Allen throw him 50 yarders on post routes all day

*blocks your path*

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Might be based

What's wrong with Williams?

twitter.com/nicholasmcgee24/status/1082453965076336640?s=21

He got dabbed on the whole championship game by clelin and bombed the combine

Who won the combineb owl?

Literally everything is lining up for a Browns owl

How much should I bet on it?

Was it the whole game, or just that play? I didn't watch

>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 37s
>Browns are in talks to acquire WR Beckham Jr. from Giants for undisclosed draft picks, per source

ITS HABBENING

Theres not a lot of FA I'm wanting this year
CJ Mosley would be cool. Wouldnt mind trading for Duke Johnson either, get a RB and a slot guy for the price of one

kyler murray
lynch at least seems smart enough not to fall for the brown meme

Daily reminder; anybody who is a trip fag is an attention seeking incel who (MORE THAN LIKELY) is a 30+ virgin who was bullied in high school

He got bullied the first three quarters until Clemson was up by 20

>Giants are going to dump OBj but continue to pay Eli way too much and won't draft a QB
Ahahahahahahahahahaha

project much?

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I could get in a lot of trouble for saying this so I can't be specific, but I work at First Energy and there are a lot of hushed whispers among the staff about an announcement on Friday. Duke Johnson and a draft pick for Antonio Brown.

as a qb, why would you want to be taken earlier in the first round?

Nigga we don't know what first energy is, say it's the stadium next time

Sounds like you know...

How is getting the worst QB in the NFL a steal?

$$$$$

I had to Google it

Here's a reminder that this happened:

youtube.com/watch?v=aj8jG0aYdsU

It's not even important. Look at the players involved.

anyone would be pretty shit on that cardinals team

> @AdamSchefter 27 minutes ago
> Teams that have spoken to the Steelers about a potential Antonio Brown trade have been told that a deal is expected to be in place by Friday, per league sources.

Raiders now confirmed as the team feeding Anti Kyler psyop to that disgraced Ex-Redskins G

Want Kyler to fall down so they can get him, Gruden already tried secretly shopping Carr during the combine.

Kingsbury knows Murray better than anyone not named Lincoln Riley and the main supporter in Cardinals for drafting him, Gruden trying to get the ownership of Cardinals to get cold feet if fanbase backlashes on Kyler.

Lincoln Riley is about to appear on Dan Patrick show to shoot down recent rumors, most likely due to protecting Kyler's reputation from slander as well as implications OU's offense could possibly be run by guy that doesn't study or work hard. Also Riley is best buds with Kliff, also Kyler's agent is Kliff's agent.

When you look at this web of relationships it pretty much confirms they're drafting Kyler without a shadow of a doubt.

Why would the stillers trade with a division rival

WHY he is a shitty QB doesn't matter.
THAT he is a shitty QB does.

This is believable

They've done it before with Joe Haden. Team rivalries are memes.

obj to the packers might still be on the table boys
browns might be trading for the wrong diva

Based Howie doing his thing

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(((Nick Bosa))) (((Josh Rosen))) (((Kirk Cousins))) (((Luke Kuechly)))

It's only a fantastic job if they hit on quite a bit of talent. You have to replace the good players with other good players or the tank is just pointless. He definitely cleared house, I'll say that for him.

That’s not a self projection, it’s an outward observation on people who feel the need to title themselves on an anonymous board

>meme parens
cringe

>(((Greentext)))

Being a trip on Yea Forums makes more sense than other boards desu

Being a fan of a sports team is heavily identifying and constantly having to remind who you're a fan of in a sea of anons gets frustrating and hinders conversation

In short, cry more

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>Thinking Gruden actually knows how to evaluate players

Yeah man, flair up!

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Go back

Thats some serious projection

>hinders conversation
I'm sure conversation is more hindered by the rampant shitposting, flaming and false flagging than having to say what team you like. Btw Pats fan here, the jews did nothing wrong, libcucks get fukt.

So is Baker elite or not?

You WOULD say that

>Cousins is the son of Don Cousins, a senior pastor at Discovery Church in Orlando, Florida
>Kuechly is a devout Roman Catholic
what exactly is your point?

(((Roman Catholic)))
(((Don Cousins)))
(((Discovery Church)))

Yes he is. Check out some of the videos on him from the QB School.

not yet. he has flashed but his entire career is hype and potential at this point

Devin White is low key going to be one of the best players taken in this draft.

>Kyrgyzstani sock puppet image board.
shut up!!!!!! shut the fuck up!!!! let this shitty reddit tier meme die for good

This guy has more super bowl rings than Phillip Rivers, Matt Ryan, Alex Smith, Dak Prescott, and Andy Dalton

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He will be 31 years old by the time next season starts

And his demons are Cup Cakes

The ultimate reddit QB on the ultimate reddit team. Perfect fit imo

>(you)

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Jeez, dude, chill out

The Giants are winning the East this year.
Giants 12-4
Cowgirls 10-6
Niggles 7-9
Deadskins 3-13

237 is a little on the light side for a LB.
Needs more sand in the bucket.

>dallas winning more than 8 games and then making dakota the highest paid QB in the league

> Canadian getting worked up about a comment on a thread based around an American sport (on a sub forum apart of an image based Korean table of tennis site)
Sad

Jones cares more about selling tickets than winning championships.
If he had any balls he would tell Dak to take a hike.

Eli wasn’t drafted by them

This triggers the casual.

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It doesn’t trigger anybody as much as it just makes us feel bad for you

>(You)

>Niners not taking Bosa
>Rapp falling to the 3rd round
>overrating WRs

Nauta good mock, imo

>Bryce love falling to the 7th

Now wouldn’t that be something

Wow so they’re finally cutting Eli then?

I just did a mock draft on The Draft Networks draft sim and ended up with
32 Clelin Ferrell
56 Dexter Lawrence
63 Zach Allen

My question is there any draft sim that does not have a completely retarded algorithm?
While that draft would be diamond inducing it will never happen.

Is that the number of fans the Seahawks have?

Is this realistic?

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>Somebody is gonna draft a 5'10 qb who can't tell the difference between a 4-3 and 3-4 first overall

brown will be taken by then

28: R1P28
WR A.J BROWN
LA CHARGERS
29: R1P29
S NASIR ADDERLEY
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
30: R1P30
EDGE RASHAAN GARY
GREEN BAY PACKERS
31: R1P31
EDGE JACHAI POLITE
LA RAMS
32: R1P32
WR KELVIN HARMON
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

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Sure, I guess. I think CGJ will go earlier, but it wouldn't be crazy if he's there at the top of the third.

WE FINNA OUTCHEA
HOL UP HOL UP

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Ehlinger is a white running QB who is built like a brick shit house, litterally a fullback playing QB. He's like Dak & Tebow combined.

>Dak & Tebow combined.
Sounds awful. Who would draft this?

Raiders should draft a qb

Patriots love blocking TEs so they'll just use him for blocking more and save his body for the playoffs.

11 mil seems like a lot for a blocking tight end

But >we have Carr and McCaaron, and the unknown Peterman..!

he'll take 5 mill because of pats meme magic

He's not draft eligible yet...

LMAO

So the Radiers have 3 first rounders, how many are they giving up to trade up for Murray?

I know that, just saying when he comes to the NFL, who would want that?

Zero. They're drafting at least two bust WRs in the first round.

He can still be Gronk in stretches if he stays.
If he stays it is as a placeholder for Owuegbunam in 2020 at this point.

they'll trade 2 for AB and one for Rosen

* Okwuegbunam that is.

I would take Tebow lite over Dak anyday of the week tbqh with you family

Replace Quinnen with Metcalf and I like this.

>old Clots players still talking about deflategate on national television

How obsessed and sad can one team be?

reply to this post with teams you neither love nor hate, and have no opinion on.

For me:
>Eagles
>Panters

>Titans
>Chargers
>Lions
>Redskins

Buccs
Redskins
Chiefs
Broncos
Cards
Falcons

This morning im paying out of pocket to fix this chinks BMW because if i go thru insurance ill get fired from my job. How's your day going so far, bros?

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>not hating everybody else

fucking casuals.

>the entirety of the AFC South
>Bills

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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>$159/hr

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>Player who supposedly said they were deflated has stated it's a total lie and he never said anything
>Reporter who wrote the "source" story on it admitted to making the entire thing up
>Laughed out of court
>Goodell on record to a judge after being sworn said, "I have zero definitive proof, just speculation"

Literally only ppl stupid enough to be democrats could be dumb enough to believe in deflategate

What does /NFL/ think of Great White Baller, David Sills' draft outlook?

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For me, it’s Josh Allen (DE)

Fuck shitcago and chiraq, get your shit together degenerates.

>the entirety of the AFC South
Rude.

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>Literally only ppl stupid enough to be democrats

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>Literally only ppl stupid enough to be democrats.

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Why are the Tardinals going to replace Rosen this quickly? What a pathetic franchise.

Because he’s shit

>love america
>hat made in China
makes you think

It's not like he had much to work with, and who knows, maybe he'll get better. He didn't do badly enough to lose the starter job after his rookie year.

I'll gain some respect for the Jones family if they don't blow their load and sign Dak Pickscott to a massive contract this offseason. I wish they'd trade for Josh Rosen if hes really being shopped...

>Le nine mistakes before me man has the drive to turn the whole shitpile around with no line and a rookie head coach

Nah

>cows
>boys
sad

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is this TITS draft for the chargers?

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It’s a ruse to get someone to trade up

>Kyler Niggay is better than Josh Rosen

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Nice

they're made in the US you dumbfuck freedom hating commie, only shills selling knockoffs are the ones made in china.

if you weren't so busy in other people's pockets maybe you'd learn a thing or two

At least he’s not shell shocked and his development ruined

>jamie collins relased

Lmao the Browns fell apart before they even got their shit together

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lol he mad

boy oh boy i do love talking about politics on Yea Forums. Shut the fuck up both of you.

>the city of you

>(You)
cringe

‘Merica

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me right

what happened

Quality post

I was posting in this thread and rear ended some guy on the freeway

tmz.com/2019/03/06/pacman-jones-arrest-video-casino-incident/

>Video of NFL free-agent cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones' Feb. 27 arrest at an Indiana casino over allegations of cheating at table games was released by TMZ Sports on Wednesday.

>Jones and his wife, who was shooting the video, asked who accused him of cheating at table games and what proof they had. Jones also cussed at the officers and called one of them a "b---h ass n---a" at one point.

>The 35-year-old Jones was arrested in the early hours at Rising Star Casino in Rising Sun, Indiana, for allegedly adding chips to his bets after the outcomes of games were already known.

>TMZ Sports reported Tuesday that Jones was alleged to have said "I will kill you" to an Indiana Gaming Commission Enforcement agent while being taken into custody.

>Jones reportedly tried to make a run for it when when IGCE agents handed him over to law enforcement, and once he was caught and subdued, he allegedly said "F--k you" and "Suck my d--k."

>Despite the allegations against him, Jones' agent, Peter Schaffer, praised the manner in which his client acted: "Adam was very controlled. We think the authorities overreacted, they love the attention. ... Adam showed great restraint."

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>Competition Headwear
>based in Denver CO
Enjoy that weed money, hippie faggot

I don't think he's shell shocked, also what the hell do you think Murray would do behind that turnstile o-line?

>muh commies
cringe go away boomer.

>what would a mobile qb do behind a bad line

he'd stand still like a statue

but this is a good move old baysed...

The chinese are worms

*snaps leg*

>goalposts: gone

>being a degenerate commie zoomer with no work ethic, no life skills and thinking you're going to make it as an "influencer"

kys kid

>this projection

ok jim bob

jimbob is wealthier than you. SAD!

Thanks

Whitey won't let an upstanding black man win some money gambling, damn s.m.h. f4m

That ball looks so stupid, like a nerf ball or something.

Don't forget the part were he called them a "bunch of crackers"

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>all criticism of Kyler Murray's attitude, leadership and work ethic is anti-black stereotyping
Dropped

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No, but if they said that for Haskins they would be right

Tits
Bills
Saints

Pats fan here btw
> Every team in the AFC East not named the Patriots
>Panthers
>Browns

Why would the Cardinals draft another QB?

Reminder that criticizing a black quarterback in any way is racism and that WILL NOT BE TOLERATED ON 4CHANNEL.

bros the more I read about and watch him the more I think Haskins seems perfect for the giants

Because they actually enjoy failure.

Who was the last elite running back to win an Owl? Lynch?

Cowboys are obviously winning it again but the rest of the division will all fight for the bottom. Giants are a joke and R******s don't have a QB

They’re anti-Semitic. Rosen wasn’t given a proper chance.

Technically, I could have been in at RB and it wouldn't have made a difference in that game though.

Lamar Jackson only won games because there was a lack of film on him and the Ravens offense while he was taking snaps. Jackson was never actually running RPOs or any sort of reads. Their offense depended on the defense making a mistake, because the defense had no clue what was going on. The LB would freeze up because he would get confused and wouldn't stick to his assignment, which the Ravens would take advantage of. As soon as there was enough film on the offense, the Chargers dick slapped the Ravens and didn't allow any big scores until they started playing prevent and almost blew the game. Defenses will be ready for the Ravens next season, and if Jackson doesn't learn how to throw a football this offseason, they'll probably finish 6-10 and Harbaugh will be lucky if he still has a job in Baltimore by the end of his extension.

>cowcucks
>good
oh wow ahahahaha

>Vikings 6th all-time in win percentage
>zero Super Bowls
Explain

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>people are STILL falling for the mobile black qb meme
The Ravens are going 3-13

>comparing all-time win percentage between teams that entered the league at different times
Shiggy

>panthers at .500 almost exactly

pottery

You just mean mobile in general. No need to bring race into it if your IQ is above your shoe size.

REMINDER

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>Winning the division 2 of the last 3 years
>Going 9-7 the other year, with a severely depleted roster
If you don't think the Cowboys are heavy favorites in the NFCE then you don't watch football.

So he won for the same reason Kaepernick won so much his first couple of years.

Tevin Coleman to Eagles WHEN?

Sony Michel

Honestly I mean black in general, but Russell Wilson is actually good.

The AFC South starting QBs:
>Nick Foles
>Andrew Luck
>Deshaun Watson
>Marcus Mariota

That division is going to be a fucking slugfest this year

But mobile white QBs do well.

one of these things is not like the others

Yeah Johnny Manziel was fantastic

Wilson is good and so are Cam (when healthy) and Watson

Yeah Foles has actually won a super bowl but I think the colts and Texans will be able to give him a run for his money

James White is more elite than Sony

Seething

I think the AFC South being the worst division may finally be over. None of those teams are Patriots, Chiefs etc. tier but none of them are bad. Titans probably the weakest and they’re still an average team.

Tim Tebow is elite

>so are Cam (when not throwing a tantrum)
Fixed

Manziel didn't fail because he was mobile you braindead cuck. Steve Young and Fran Tarkenton shit on your nigger memes.

Seething that Brady got mvp over White when White had 3 TD's? Sure

I was thinking more of Baker Mayfield and Russel Wilson.

Brady's wet noodle arm carried that game you cuck

J White
S Michel
J Develin
The Pats do have a top tier RB group.
Even Burkhead is an above average depth guy.

>Russel Wilson
>white

Whiter than you user.
I believe the term is "cornball brother" amongst the darkies.

lol

>cowboys are going to pay Dak all the money
Kaep would be a better choice at this point.

Only good mobile white QB I can think of is Wentz

He's not mobile anymore

>who is rodgers

Right. I forgot him.
>t. didn't watch football this year

The greatest qb of all time (Steve Young) is a mobile white qb.

I was thinking that there was no way the Cowboys could compete with the shitshow of a cap situation they had.
Then I saw the Giants.
Are any NFCE GMs competent? You can win that division by simply being the least retarded.

>wahh boo boo kick out montana muh monkey

Nah hes a bitch.

Based and redpilled teams:
Colts
Saints
Buccaneers
Bills
Redskins
Giants
Eagles
Lions
Bears
Chiefs
Chargers
Raiders
49ers

Cringe and bluepilled teams:
Jaguars
Titans
Texans
Falcons
Panthers
Patriots
Jets
Dolphins
Cowboys
Steelers
Bengals
Browns
Ravens
Packers
Vikings
Broncos
Seahawks
Rams
Cardinals

based

The cardinals would bootyblast any of your shitty "based" teams

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he had 200 yards lost on sacks in 11 games,

Kraft,BB, and Brady are all Trump guys.
They should be in the Redpilled section.

>oh please Mr. Israel how can I blow you more sir
>redpilled

based and redpilled

Kek

Based and Redpilled

>Heading into this offseason, the Philadelphia Eagles were projected to have the fewest amount of cap space in the league. Over The Cap had the Eagles at $12.1 million OVER the spending limit.
>So, how much cap space do the Eagles currently have? Over The Cap has them at just over $18.8 million and that figure DOES include Jernigan’s declined option and Johnson’s restructure but it doesn’t account for the Kelce updates. If you include that, the Eagles should have around $22.8 million.

>doubting Howie
I Shiggy diggy doo

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Go away Ilhan Omar.

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Kraft donates more to Dem candidates than Republicans, t.b.h.
And Brady is too autistic to know politics. The only thing in his head is football. He played golf with Trump once and was charmed, so he kept a hat.

He's the second most based guy named Howie who happens to be white

Loosen your turban, or whatever the hell you wear,it is too tight.

>muh commie bogeyman
cringe

Shut up, Itzak.

>if you don’t suck Jewish dick you’re a Muslim
If it were up to me we’d just throw em all in a room together, lock it, and come back to clean it out a week later

You'd just be returning to a room full of very happy Muslims.

>Josh Rosen is our quarterback for now.

What did KK mean by this sp?

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Because they all got sent to see alla?
Muzzies are seriously bad at war.
They are the Cleveland Browns of war.

>They are the Cleveland Browns of war.
Shut up.

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Will we laugh at Antonio Brown when he gets exiled to Oakland?

I'm laffin rn

Bell to Houston, calling it

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>the Cleveland Browns of war.
looks like I have a new name for my taco shits

BREAKING NEWS
OBJ TO THE NINERS

OJ is going to the Niners?!!?

We'll laugh when he's terrible without Big Ben

>paid minimum 6 figures to play the sport that you dedicated your entire young life to
>only stipulation is “don’t break the law or do drugs”
>do it anyways
WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD FOR THESE PEOPLE?

Gotta keep it real yo

>WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD FOR THESE PEOPLE?
Let's give you $500,000 and check back on you in a year.

>having money makes you do Street drugs

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Not him but I would have SO MANY anime figurines.

wait, who's giving a BJ to the niners?

Brady extension incoming

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buddy, i don't know what your life is, but after you blew your first $10,000 on a better computer and a real doll, you'd get bored reeeeeeeeal quick.

Doubtful. I have hobbies while being poor, so I’d still have those hobbies even with money. I’d just have a better means to partake in them with that money.

Corny af, the two of them

is that the fucking batmobile

>i'm poor
>i have a conception of what six figures a year is
pick uno

>you’ve never had X dollars therefore you don’t know that you can be responsible with money
Pro tip: I’m not poor because I’m bad with money, I’m poor because I can only work part time.

I see you read we signed Harper. hop on that bandwagon

oh wow

Harper isn't worth what you guys are paying for him.

>implying he's not going to the Browns

How new are you? Turkbro has been a Philly fan for years

Ok retard

Turkbro hasn’t been for even two years, cunt

this was the most painful in my entire sports viewing history

How good must it feel to be Jerry Reese right now?

>Dumbass Giants fans say they'd rather have you back than have Gettleman as the GM
>Conveniently forget about the horrible contracts you gave to Vernon and Jenkins that the Giants can't get out of and kept them from paying Collins

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Giants fans are like packers fan in that they forget about all of the shit contracts going on because of the god complex they’ve built around a player or players.

Giants fans put very few players on pedestals. Most will tell you that Olivier Vernon is an overpaid bum who plays small when it matters and that Janoris Jenkins is an overpaid bum who stopped giving a shit when the Giants stopped winning.

Right now Saquon, Hernandez, and some of the other guys like Hill and Carter are the only players they're ultra-fond of universally. Even with Eli and Odell you've got a civil war in the fanbase between Odell homers who say "Eli is the problem, cut him" and Eli homers who say "Odell is Jeremy Shockey 2.0, trade him"

what is the most boomer fanbase and why is it the cowboys?
>Yep, the nineties were a hell of a time *SIP*

lelphins are still clinging to the 70s and Dan Marino.

It’s the pats

I like ash Wednesday. It makes it easy to identify the people that are insane.

>one team left in race for antonio brown

Who is it Yea Forums?

nick perry only has a year left and cobb and matthews are free agents. if you have any other shit contracts to mention I'd like to hear it. I doubt anybody still wishes senile ted is still in office

Nothing compares to Butler's interception in the SB XLIX, that was dreadful.

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What are some more accurate draft sites other than first-pick where players like Adderly and Hollywood Brown don't drop to the late second?

Raidniggers are all but guaranteed.

holy fuck they're tempting fate with that kind of name

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One of the worst part about this interception was the fact that Kearse's insane catch a couple plays before is completely eclipsed.

>Pitt had a kicker named Blewitt and currently has a QB named Pickett

I was in an argument recently about how Julio Jones is the best WR is the NFL and Michael Thomas is a fag, and the rebuttal I got was, "Oh, what has Julio ever done WHEN IT MATTERED?"

I felt like smacking said person with his catch that should've won Super Bowl LI, but alas Kyle Shanahan had to outsmart himself.

is this a joke

Is Ertz consoling Wince after he broke his back again?

No. It's real.

>Pitt wants absurd compensation for brown
>raiders have 3 firsts
So how many do they give up?

Doink

>Kearse makes that absurd catch
>after being invisible for most of the game (2/5 for 12 yards)
>fucks up his route like 2 plays later, leading to an all-time interception
His whole career encapsulated in one drive.

They're at least giving up the #3

Raiders are not touching AB lol.

Then who is the last team?

>Bills "very, very interested" in Daryl Williams and Matt Paradis
bills owl 2020 is going to fucking happen

call me a faggot six times, then
NEW

faggot

You're a faggot six times.

You're a faggot nine times

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all fucking tripfags must fucking hang.

Wait how did Kearse fuck up his route and cause the interception? The inside cross that got picked was Lockettes route and he ran it well, Butler just knew the play

NEW as we battle soccerfags on the shore

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*doink*

no superstars are worth the actual dollars spent. but you have to pay if you want them. not my money anyway (yes I know they raise tickets blah blah blah. as if they weren't going to raise them regardless)

You think Sony could be the next, if not better then, Cory Dillon?

this

I don't think there big board is perfect but getting those 3 guys (I'm assuming Ferrell 1st round, Lawrence 2nd and Allen 3rd) isn't that unlikely

Dexter Lawrence is fairly overrated imo. I can see some potential in him comparable to Jarran Reed coming out but he's not a finished product and had that suspension to end his college career