/copalib/ - all memes x 2 pesos edition

la gran puta...

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COMON COPALIB SCORE SUM FOOCKING GOALS!!

can't wait for a little boy to be killed desu

Flameme retranqueiro

porra san jose

fuck this shit

espnfc.espn.com.br/flamengo/isso-aqui-e-flamengo/19772-o-incrivel-misterio-de-klebinho-o-lateral-direito-mais-reserva-em-uma-posicao-sem-titulares

>"numa equipe que parece ter como opções para uma posição-chave dois jogadores que são basicamente versões etnicamente diferentes do mesmo atleta"

>play like they are still drunk
>manage to score

tfw olimpia can't into scoring

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Hernesto is kill

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Finally a fucking goal

kek

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barely catch it

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They are playing in Bolivia, it's hard even to breathe there
You guys will not understand because there isnt a country in Europe as high as Bolivia but is like playing in Nepal

la grandísima puta Otálvaro

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*ahem*
FUCK FLAMEME

I've been to the alps lad
but no flamengo forwards still have alcohol from carnival in them

CHIMPOUT

Fucking silva REEEE

Can san memenzo go through if they tie every game?

BASED

Possible but very unlikely

we're on group phase
too early to be eliminated

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But just the alps, Switzerland as a whole isn't as high
In Bolivia it's the whole country
Plus the stadiums in Switzerland aren't in the Alps

Depends on how the rest of the group members do

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>tfw Diego Alves will never throw coffee on you

Jdimsa

> ynr Paraguay reaching a Copa America final with 5 draws

C O P A L I B

>Plus the stadiums in Switzerland aren't in the Alps
it was a joke juan

Man the Olimpia group is totally trash
You HAVE to go to ro16

>lolimpia

yeah this my bad
for example if ALL teams tie then SLO can get in if good goal average
or if SLO and all teams lose to one dominating team, SLO can get in as best second

don't forget that WC in which Paraguay eliminated Italy by tieing

they are playing 3400m above sea level

LMAO

was that the time when JUSTICE Villar was the goat at every benulties definition?

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Unironically /theiryear/

>Not even a yellow
Yup, seems right to me

>Perdigol

Probably, I remember all their players were like +30

>losing a home match to flamengo in a first game

That was literally impossible till today

Fucks sake san jose

EVERYONES ON THE FLOOR

>vitinho

lmao

that turd costed 10 millions of euros

Melgar-San Lorenzo is fucking dreadful

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Is oruro that bad? I thought some places in bolivia were not that difficult to adapt to

FUCKING HELL

Fuck this shit if we choke

>0-0
what a fucking shitshow
Melgar and Sanlo should be ashamed

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Libertadores is filled with shit teams.
Why São Paulo, A.Nal and U de Chile HAD to be eliminated?

>picking a keeper as MotM before the game ends

that`s asking for a zica

3735m above sea level according wikipedia

Because there were too many shit teams already

>expecting more from current san lorenzo
youtube.com/watch?v=zV-f2O3qLnA

lost 2 points here

>sampaulo
because they`re even shittier

they died for the memes

Even though, it's better to see a shit São Paulo than Melgar.

>struggling against godoy fucking cruz
>couldn't score a single goal and didn't lose by a miracle of the holy ghost
lads...

Congratulations San Memese you`re now part of a select group that managed to lose to flamengo in an away game including Cienciano and literally nobody fucking else

Palestino > Sao Paulo
Libertad > A.nal
Melgar > UdChile

Simple.

Sao Paulo is so fucking shit that it managed to be destroyed by another shitty team that lost before reaching group stage as well

Id rather see the bus drivers syndicate of caracas team playing than them

*hace joder todo*

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you only say that because you would like to see san pablo getting eliminated again

>wanting to see more São Paulo matches

I'm São Paulino and i can barely stand it. Don't know why a neutral would want to inflict such torture on themselves.

>u. De chile
>not a shit team

Jorge vs. Boca when?

Will JORGE save the night?

In 15 bings

t. colo colo fan

15 minoots

broadcast already started on fox sports, but the match will begin in 14 minutes

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GO JORGE

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1st Flamengo
2nd Palmeiras
3rd Gremio
4th Internacional
5th Atletico-MG
6th Athletico-PR
7th Fluminense
8th Cruzeiro
9th Santos
10th Fortaleza
11th Bahia
12th Ceara
13th Goias
14th Corinthians
15th CSA
16th Avai
17th Sao Paulo
18th Botafogo
19th Vasco
20th Chapecoense

r8

>google about Jorge
>first bolivian civil pilot
>died at 25 on a plane accident

what's up with bolivians and round stadiums

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...

>flamengo champion
>sao paulo, botafogo and vasco getting relegated

stop, my dick can only get so hard

>10th Fortaleza
>11th Bahia
>12th Ceara

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Only as a second (6pts) and only if:
>first place wins all of its other matches (14pts)
>the other two win one each (5pts)

>one edition with nordestinos with no nordeste team being relegated

I would actually enjoy that but thats never going to happen. Its the most unlikely thing from your table, even more than cheirinho being champions and sao paulo - basco - bogão being relegated

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0/10
churrasco yourself, dumb mulambo

>these are 9/10s in bolelvia

trust the process la

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A MINA CHAMA JORGE

LA GLORIA ETERNA

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Thanks, but you didn't consider the desk factor

>pirulito is still playing football

surprised tbqh
also smart of him to go die in a bolivian club instea of a shitty serie A2 from paulista team. at least he can keep enjoying the copalib

When will the ride end

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same day riBer gets unrelegated
so never

"No!"

HOLY SHIT that captain for Jorge is fat as fuck

I hope we lose today so Alfaro can go fuck himself.

>you now remember Alex Silva
>you now remembe pochi Chávez

3/10

t. guild cuck

>baka already struggling to get the ball

oh boi this gon be fun

>catoliquita

You can go 1st with all draws
> every single match in the group is a 0-0
> san lorenzo gets a 1-1 away

AAAAAAHHH FUCK

>the absolute state of Catholicism

based freedom

Don't get your hopes up
Boca is practically at home in Bolivia

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>less than 1 minute

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well shit

wow ok

kek, universidad catolica HAHAHAHAHA

why is my alcoholic uncle playing for jorge

uncle come back you cant play football

Dituro an absolute beast in chile but eats 2 goals in 3 minutes now what the actual fuck

>state of the chilean university

why is Memedetto taking free kicks? did he do it at Mexico?
someone explain

>la uwu

>cagolica

Which part of Jorge are you from?

7-0 pls

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>tfw no jorge gf

>universidad mogolica

wilstermann

La uwu is u de chile tho, this is u catolica

t. alladin

>the absolute state of monjas

based bamboo does it again (assist this time)

kek

>la uwu catolica

>no more cigarettes
>no more beer

yeah i dont think i can stand this shitty game sober
cya tomorrow copalib

ESTO NO ES LA COPA CHILE

>p-please don't go too rough on me, Libertad sama
The state of the nuns

Catolica anime version when?

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>Boca already gassed

red pill me on high altitude. is it that bad?

Universidad C/a/tólica
Would you fuck this poor nun?

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>Boca already gassed

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is like asma

boca is also in a deplorable condition

>Boca already gassed
Damn, they don't even wait till half time now

respiras mas y mas fuerte para agarrar el mismo oxigeno que en el llano, te cansas mas rapido

Cochabamba is not as bad as La Paz

I RABBU ANNE-CHAN

It's still considerable, remember River. In Cochabamba Wilstermann won 3-0, then in Buenos Aires they lost 8-0

Freedom would

shhh focus

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>nobody watching the pathetico game

b-b-but we're so m-modern and stuff. e-everyone envy u-us. european team in sudamerica!!!!

>Boca right now

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But i'm watching the lechonas game

Imagine smoking una vela in the Bolivian Mountain

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by any chance are you from Bogota?

>european team in sudamerica
mourinho said that about racing and they god eliminated kek

That was a bad match from River, La Las is still way worse, luckily Potosi teams are not that good

Coxa>Pathetico

Is Libertad stadium empty? Or it has BANDEJAS and i can't see the people?

You would get really dizzy really quick

Paraná> Coxa and Pathetico

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I'm watching it because muh smoll teams.

Yes, why?

> freedom
> fans

>Brazilian club
>kit sponsor is Caixa

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Not him but Bogota is only 2600m.
>ynr river playing 5 defenders vs santa fe

Same thing in Chile with PF

LECHONA PARA TODOS

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL VAMOS TOLIMA, CREO EN TI

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>spend the entire year playing with a B team because the main team is training for libertadores
>get cucked by tolelma

once pathetico always pathetico

really? googled the 4 or 5 chilean clubs I know and none had that sponsor

Tolima ‘the good guys’ Tolima

>Pathético

Now they will do a tolima anytime.

Delete this

>Pathético

>you can only hear boca fans in the stadium
is it because jorge fans are silent or because bolivians support boca?

If I'm not mistaken this will be the last year Caixa will sponsor football clubs. Federal government is cutting spending as much as they can.

yes. we have a word for that, apunarse

turismoruta40.com.ar/apunamiento.html

Yes satan.

NO ERA

>B nacional team
>kit sponsor is La nueva seguros

Ai, meu furacão.

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NUNS BTFO HAHAHA

>Alt Paranaense

la nueva bought the rights for all the category, only that club that has a black and white adidas kit doesn't have la nueva

>Tacuara Cardozo
You now also remember Nelson Haedo Valdez and Roque Santa Cruz.
I really rated this kind of 9 PARAGUAYO.

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>Sacha is somehow a professional player
Fuck this gay earth

wtf I'm hiring them right now

river plate failure tommy andrade is in athletico paranaense

he was fired for this
youtube.com/watch?v=uHGt8prWt_A

it was also discovered he is actually a Boca fan from old social media posts

Just give us the cup la.

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Now THIS was a real player

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JORGE PLAYER DED

I don't how in the world he arrived and stayed this season in UC kek. It's like when Mat14s Fernandez was signed up by Milan kek.

>and you now also remember based Salvador Cabañas
F

>sacha saez

Worst player ever I ever saw desu

fica no cheirinho ai flamerda

i didn't need these feels

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>countries with large populations have big fan bases
no fucking shit

Someone from paraguay can confirm that Libertad has few fans which are mostly upper class? I heard it yesterday but can't find anything about it

Should've beaten Spain desu

Why Libertad have so few fans? I thought It was the 3rd team of Paraguay but even Guaraní seems to put more people on the stadium

how to forget the Beijing Junior barras

obviously talking about football nations

same reason germany has the best numbers in europe, they just have more people

never heard of this to be honest
libertad having fans, that is

they """filled""" their tiny comfy stadium when they played against a.nal
guess they're not crowd enoug to fill the Defensores

Theres probably a club in China or India with more fans

Hello friends, Peruvian football enthusiast here

Pls rate the chances of the best 3 sides of the tournament:

Sporting Cristal
Alianza Lima
Melgar

Thanks

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Juventus is ridiculous because Turín has only a million people, and in the city Torino has more fans that Juventus.
Almost all their fans are customers from the rest of the country. At least Boca and River and huge in Buenos Aires.

>wilstermann vs bosta

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>chape relegated
Leave please

>LIBERTAD vs U CATOLICA
>the match of the >fans
Which one has fewer?

just like flamengo

Cristal can advance because they group is shit
Melgar have a chance because San Memenzo is in horrible form, but already wasted 2 points today, don't think they will advance
Alianza Lima will be eliminated, no chance against River o Inter, but can go to Copa Sudamericana

Tolima goal

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>tf
>peruvian football enthusiast

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No, Rio de Janeiro has many people and the club with biggest fanbase in Rio is Flamengo

doubt it
>asian countries
>having fans

i have 2 questions:
1- what are the odds chilean fans would chimp out and break stuff if they lose?
2- what are the chances they stay in Asuncion for a while to buy stuff such as electronics? :D asking for a friend

this is the only peruvian team endorsed by /copalib/

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Thank you based argiebro.

Católica goal

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this year's libertadores will be a year long too? that's fucking trash, six months libertadores and then six months sudamericana was much better

>chilean goltending

at least 4\5 of thoses fans are outside rio
mostly nordestinos

NO ERA

Yeah, that shit doesn't work here, so many teams will be dismantled by the second semester.

>altitude
>refball

jorge better win this shit baka

Yea, but what hes saying is that Flamengo IS the most popular club in its home city, unlike Jewventus.

What the fuck was this penalty.

Yes

Then why is Juventus above any german team?

Tbh I tought they were the better team in Paraguay until 2013
My first Libertadores (2006) they made very well
And they always were a though team for brazilians
Until Olimpia reached the final, I checked the honours of this club and saw that is the bigger of Paraguay
Before that I thought Libertad and Cerro were the biggest ones

Yeah but Bueno saires is basically the whole country anyway

penal de bressan

Catolica fans are mostly upper class and never chimp out
Which means they probably won't buy electronics

what a trollpost

>Before that I thought Libertad and Cerro were the biggest ones
it was a dark era for Olimpia...

i see, thanks

with UC, the probability of a chimp out is 0%

Juventus and Milan are historically the two most popular teams in Italy (country with 60 million people), so estimate around 20 million fans for each team, the rest are bandwagoners scattered in other countries.

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Libertad is the most successful team in the umbrella league in this century.
> ynr olimpia went 11 (eleven) years without winning a local title

1. 0 chances
2. 0 chances
Sorry mate, if they Aren't fans from Uwu or Owo Owo, they are most likely going to behave like good boys/tourists. Also, electronics aren't expensive here, in fact at the holidays we are full of argiebros buying our TVs and shit, like every single family takes one TV to argentina.

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Is it not just about population then?

Ah yes Molinos. Peru’s very own meme team. They’ve actually had a decent start to their league campaign but everyone expects them to go down. Fans of other teams hate them for making the competition a bit of a laughing stock

South America’s best kept secret. Self described 4th best league on the continent. Would everyone agree or is it not as good compared?

Seems it’s

Brazil
Argentina
Colombia?

Then a bit of a gap to the next countries

Yes I think if Melgar wanted to qualify they had to win tonight against a poor side for the group they’re in at home
Cristal aren’t bad
And Alianza whilst they have a difficult group I feel they’re somewhat underrated. They’ll struggle however. They always score but always concede goals too.

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delet

Lel

Based

i see, thanks. you too saludos

the fuggg :-D

Wtf saez this fucker couldn't score even if his life depended on it

>Sacha still missing chances
Profe please sub him

BAMBOO IS KILL

chile have a better national league than peru

Fuck him yourself, coward!

Dont worry. Jorge will get another 8 when visiting Argentina again.

brazil has the best league in the americas
then comes colombia
then mexico
then uruguay
then chile
then paraguay
than peru
then argentina it sucks
I don't know if MLS counts.

yeah breh, funny trivia is that Olimpia avoided total bankruptcy in 2013 only thanks to the funds received from our Libertadores campaign, we were waist deep in debt and total incompetence for a long time

We don't have promedios or fucked up league system, we're at least 4th in conmebol

nevermind that
i need to sleep

>brazil has the best league in the americas
lol nope

actually watching the argentinian championship is far more fun than brasileirão. people actually show some semblance of skill every once in a while. something every player in our country apparently forgo in favour of cucaball and scoring once and defending the rest of the game, every game

PES 6 physic again.

Fucking bald fuck, arab league reject

ah noo...

if you take the best 5 teams in the argentinian league I assure you that they end up being relegated in the brasilerao

>jorge

WTF ANDRADA

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Argentinean league is like the la liga
Brazilian league is like the Premier league
R8 my analogy

Anyone else watching USA x Brazil womens football? God, womens sports are such a meme, what an absolute shit show.

I remember something similar happened with Barcelona. Very weird
L

lol... FUCK women

>comparing us with the yuros
Disgusting, never do that again

wtf i just watched

Brazilian League is intense but not that much, so I would say its like Bundesliga.

2 bigs out of true

BTFO Colorida /copalib/ is Gremio

Why would you watch that?

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defensor sporting es _______

What the fuck.

Already stopped. Worst than the quality of football was all the girly yelling in the pitch.

damn brazil has some really handsome stadiums, you don't see stadiums like that over here

troooooooooooooaaall

fuck you

Our league is shit and our international performance was utter garbage the last years, but i think it's pretty safe to assume that it's at least slightly better than Peru's. I mean it has been historically better just by comparing our performances at copas.

SMOKE UNA VELA?

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GET FUCKED MONJITAS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Imagine losing to virgin tolima

...

Chill out user im also a guildman

ABSOLUTE STATE OF INBER

>we were waist deep in debt and total incompetence for a long time
It is a must if you are /copalib/ desu senpai

alright lads all's nice but i'm off
good game good night

CURSED WEBM

Based and varpilled

Except the debt in Barcelona is still there and they owe like half a year in salaries to players.

Bressan Penal was legit

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>interegional

>NANDEZ

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mandatory

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Nandez has been shit so far this year

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>catoliquiiita

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Argie League and BR League are both competitive. 70% Lib's cup were won by teams from both leagues.

Select 10 teams from each one and you will make a better competition than the actual CopaLib even.

>Independiente
>River
>Racing
>Boca
>SanLorenzo
>Velez
>Estudiantes
>RosarioCentral
>Newells
>Talleres
>SaoPaulo
>Inter
>Santos
>Flamengo
>Cruzeiro
>Gremio
>Botafogo
>Corinthians
>Palmeiras
>Mineiro

Also, put in discussion Fluminense, Vasco, Bahia, ColonSF, Union, Huracan and maybe the actual Defensa&Justicia

I know

I was leaning more towards the 11 years long drought, but I guess that's fair too

Swap foguinho with Machão da Gama
we won a copalib and we have 4 times more brasileirões than btfogo

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>t*lleres
>no based decANO

>dat jorge clown

>Serginho
this guy has to be old as fuck, unless it's a different Serginho than the one I'm thinking of

Point Given. As an ignorant argie didn't know those data.

Add Vasco and Huracan to that league. Lets roll who will win and relegated.

Dubs and it will win the league Nievels and relegated Riber again.

It happens every time
>Red Bull Brasil U15 3x1 Brazil Womens's team
>Bangu U15 2x0 Brazil Womens's team
>Fluminense U15 4x1 Brazil Womens's team
>Dallas U15 5x2 US Womens's team
>Newcastle Jets U15 7x0 Australiana Womens's team

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MANO O TIME SE CHAMA JORGE

It's painful to remember we lost to these cocaine farmers in 2017...

>Trips

OH NO NO NO NO

Based
VASCO MAIOR DO RIO
REPEITO DOS GREMISTAS

>tucumANO

Why Argies try to 0-0?

>another 0-0

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>watching fairy tail

woa lads
boca survived

sao paulo literally fucked athletico by buying pablo from them

pleb

>chilean defending

Que partido de mierda la concha de mi madre

Should be named the Supercopa Superaldao

River did the same to belgrano, and belgrano is in relegation zone

Based Tolima

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>mfw tolima begin to tolimear

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Reminds me of that Thomas the train video

i was expecting a tie after that last chance

Athletico pr is a fucking joke with all these "we're a modern club" bullshit. They say they do not care about the regional championship and try to create a plastic rivalry with the big clubs in the country but can't even beat a team called Tolima.

Jesus, wtf is tolima? This name sounds like a cheap lemonade brand. Fuck Athletico! Fuck Athletico!

Riber/a/bro, how do you think you guys will do against Alliance airplanes?

The absolute state of inBer trying to false flag.Go watch your webm coz its the best you'll get this year

>fairy tail

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calm down a enjoy one tamal

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O TIME CHAMA TOLIMA
PAGA UM LITRO E CHEVA DOIS

>then comes colombia

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>mfw
Tolima: the land of Tamales and Lechona. Don't talk shit about /ourguy/ pls.

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>wtf is tolima?
2x champions lad

>implying pathetico considers itself a brazilian club

>Tolima - Boca

oh no no no, alfaro will get e x p o s e d by based Gamero

>match take place in "la altura"
never again

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Fuiste a la B por puto y cagon jajajaja

hey guys what if we hire 11 tall niggers to play football only by crossing the ball
>tolima is leader

>the absolute state of Baka
Can't wait for the next superclasico so daddy riber fucks them again

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>fairy tail
based AND redpilled, I like the fapbait

>grandpa watching female Brazil match
>I couldn't watch copalib
Baka etchi ojiisan

>posting the image of something means you're a fan of that
anons...

I expect a 0-0 thriller or a lucky 0-1 win
Not very optimistic about it, desu, River is worried about the league as well as the cup

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After Palestino, Calera and Antofagasta I really believed chilean teams wouldn't be so shit this year
The big clubs are such a disgrace, I just my union española doesn't end up like u de chile or catolica

>posting the image of something means you're a fan of that
It says horriblesubs in the filename

They made the fixture so that they wouldn’t play against river in the league until next year. But they can still face each other in one of their two national cups or in Libertadores again.

Baka will probably lose on purpose to avoid that

DIA DE GREMIO ANONS

Can argies tell me If San Lorenzo can be relegated?
I don't understand how your relagation works.

>Being this new.
The worst Riber could beat the best Boca and viceversa. Those matches never really made sense.

I will miss perro caca edition.

not this year
but it forces them to have better than average resulta for the next 2 years or they will have to fight against relegation and have their own Fantasma de la B following them

Belgrano makes River fall down to B.
Now River takes Belgrano's best one doomed them to relegation.

>And tho, remember that River won 11 titles since Decenso. (12 if you want add the "B Nacional").... And Belgrano gets nothing yet.

wew lad

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kys

>posting the image of something means you're a fan of that
it means at least that you accept it dummy, why would you post reaction pics of things you don't like?
also,
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kek

Just wait for Colocolito at sudacup

Plus, our relegation works in "Sistema de Promedios"

Points Gained in last 3 seasons / Matches Played

This sistem could save you if you have only 1 bad season. But if you have 1 bad season + 1 mid table season practically you will be relegated if you dont make a Champion performance in the 3th season.

Riber example. They were literally 20th in 2009, but they didn't fall down until 2011. And in 2011 literally almost done a Champion works.

why is "tiraste gas" such a good chant?

I like most "Al cobarde de Tevez"

Not a san lorenzo fan, but "que te pasa quemero"
It's comeback-proof

as user already said, not this year, and i doubt next year too. But this season its gonna be a heavy weight in the next 2 seasons, especially when the 50 points campaign from 2017/18 gets erased

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They actually were in Sudamericana zone

Don't worry, there's like one perro caca op every month

Estudiantes and Central in the dead line soon.

Holy Sheeet

*days before, at Inter's HQ*
>So guys, our average supporters are pretty old, we need to attract a more younger people to our team
>How do we do?
>I have an idea sir...

>t. pleb

I just want San LoBenzo gone for a good couple years

Promedios a shit, what could have it been at Dinoleague if it was on Tabla Anual instead of promedios:

>2010: Rampla, Tacuarembo & Miramar Misiones
>Promedios: Central Español instead of Rampla

>2011: Fenix, Cerrito & Rentistas
>Rampla instead of Fenix

>2012: Central Español, Progreso & Cerro Largo
>Bella Vista instead of Cerro Largo

>2013: Juventud, Cerro Largo & Miramar Misiones
>Liverpool instead of Juventud

>2014: Cerro, Tacuarembo & Rampla
>Atenas instead of Cerro

>2015: Racing, El Tanque Sisley & Villa Teresa
>Rentistas instead of Racing

2016 is kind of special, because it was the 113th edition of the Dino league, there was only one relegation, every result (tabla anual, promedios, everything) had Villa Española on it, with 3 relegations it would be like this
>2016 tabla anual: Peñarol, Plaza Colonia & Villa Española
>2016 promedios: Juventud, Rampla & Villa Española

>2018: Boston River, Rampla & El Tanque Sisley
>Torque & Atenas instead of Boston & Rampla

2009 (Cerrito, Cerro Largo & Atenas) and 2017 (Sud America, Juventud & Plaza Colonia) actually got it right, with the difference on 2017 between promedios and tabla was the desempate between Sud America and El Tanque (Tabla meaning IASA´s direct relegation, while promedios was desempate)

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>2016 is kind of special, because it was the 113th edition of the Dino league
Do you celebrate prime numbers?

It was made because of a change of format, with different functionality on the promedios (it worked like Colombia before, screwing up the recently promoted teams, now it works like Argentina and Paraguay)

San Lorenzo's is one of the contendres for best hinchada imho.You have to give it to them.
I remember the 2016 liga final against Lanus, they were 4 down and kept REEEEing the last 10 mins and beyond. Here's a video
youtu.be/fbP3hfwhf7I?t=73

>likes fairy tail
>calls others plebs
kek you don't have any right to call others pleb

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Its over guys. This year is our year. Bi-Campeão da Libertadores. 1981-2019

Without Paquetotti and Vinicius "future Ballon D'oro" Jr.

We just need Gabigol-Bruno Henrique.

You're welcome.

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If a small club gets promoted, do they get guaranteed 3 years at top flight even if they suck?

Not necessarily because they are dividing by smaller numbers.

> Dividing by fewer seasons
Victories are great but loses are more punishing.
> Dividing by more seasons
Losing is not as punishing but winning doesn't give you as much.

I guess you can say that is fair in its own way.

*silence in the barrio*
*you already know this is a bad omen*

in my personal experience i would say draws are the tie breakers: if you are a recently promoted team, many draws can help you out. if you are struggling team with 3 bad seasons behind, many draws are going to send you down.

Lads I want to kill someone

D I A
D E
G R Ê M I O

Nacional es familia > Peñarol es queimar

HOY JUEGA EL BOLSO, Zamora vai comar no cu porra

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Just saw the resumenes of the matches. Why are Libertad fans so old?

Merdestino

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Based?

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>4444
baseado
regarding your question, they can´t be older than Wanderers fans

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>

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BASED ALIEN

Do you think he smells the cheirinho of her braps?

>Un nuevo episodio de Centurión
>El futbolista estuvo en un boliche de Costanera Norte y protagonizó incidentes en la salida. Aparece en un video durante una discusión.

>El hecho ocurrió el martes por la madrugada, festivo por el feriado de Carnaval. En las últimas horas aparecieron algunos videos en los cuales se ve a Centu en el medio de una discusión. Según informó Crónica TV, dentro del local bailable gastó una importante suma de dinero en alcohol (precisan cerca de 18.000 pesos) y cuando intentó retirarse del mismo "casi atropella a dos personas".

tl;dr - Centurion got drunk again, like a fucking retard. This man is a living meme.

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>leonel kicked from libertar

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She looks like she fucks black guys

Newell's no!

More bostero than shitting on the sidewalks and wiping with your hand.

>fairy tail

Based negro de mierda

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So, any guesses for today's games?

Getting drunk is based

While no one was watching, Argentinos won 4-1 their Copa Argentina match against Douglas Haig

> today
Independiente vs Atlas @ Banfield
San Martin de Tucuman vs Agropecuario @ Salta
> tomorrow
Almagro vs Atletico Rafaela @ Quilmes
Velez vs Real Pilar @ Temperley

Time to say goodbye for carnival

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>to
fixed for you, baiano

copamos la libertadores

what you gonna do about it

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OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA

Automatically eliminated from cringeness alone

What Porto is doing in la copa

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If based Palestino draws against Inter, they will be officially better than Católica.
U de conce also playing but >yellow kits.

>Being this butt hurt

How could even not commit suicide since 2014? He is actually puking shit about River.

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lads

LADS

for me, it's

>Cerro

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TAKE ME WITH YOU, ALIEN SAMA

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Please kill me, alien. I give you my address.

wait what? why?

No one knows man

Because Lionel is a cunt that fight with everyone.

Reminder to not bet on International or Atlético MG today

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>football player making a tv commercial
>he can't speak two words in a row
why do they keep doing this
youtube.com/watch?v=16dgWwxk13M
i mean i love Gary Alexis Medel Soto, but damn the cringe is palpable

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dámelo a tevez
siempre tevez

Apparently he fuck some club official wife and Pajaro Benitez wife also

>source: my ass

You can like the matches between the peruvian teams, but is easily the third worst league in SA in terms of average quality of the teams.
>Argentina & Brazil>Paraguay & Colombia>Ecuador>Bolivia>Chile>Peru>Uruguay>Venezuela

i love that source

Do uou mean your wife?

Cute and cringe

> MLS
> ligaMX
> concachampions
Promedios is truly branching out

Oh no, not this night.

In The Pebete vs Atlas in 15 bings

youtube.com/watch?v=wXwJYBU7UDA
Why are they doing this?

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Aguante palestino fuck the jews

Post Yea Forums to give your energy to p/a/lestino and fuck the jews

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el peruANO senores

\o/

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where i can see inter game bros

In your house

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Rojadirecta as usual i guess

sv1.futbollibre.net/m3u8/bein.m3u8

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I miss rocha post

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want

new bread when

Palestino is so into it, comparing it to uc yesterday it's funny how the big team is so fucking spineless while the small team knows what it takes to compete in Libertadores

>Cristal

By the way that's legit the gossip floating around right now kek

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>into it
>cant beat fucking binter the laughing stock of brazilian football this start of the year

For me its Independiente versus Atlas on TyC
And after, the chokening of >naciomal

...

Hope this survives until bump limit

Palestino vs Internacional?

More like Palestina vs Internacional recognition

Why would you do a new thread when this is 50 posts aways from hitting bump limit?
That's not too smart senpai

Álvarez the absolute fucking madman

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>fuente de adenteo
Literally >source_dudetrustme.png
But still funny if true. Please keep us updated umbrella.

Because I can

I can eat my cum but i choose not to, that's why i ask

For me, it's Cerro. Or, should I say, Perro?

Cerro papa

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You dont?

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>U de Conce goal after a good play from a midfielder
>both celebrate doing the fortnite dance
Why are yellow kits so cringe

So I search Twitter for Palestino and it's filled with seething Brazilians saying inter is losing 2 points and this is a total disgrace.

Are they getting JUST?

You can kill yourself but choose not to, that's why i ask

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentina_women's_national_football_team

>meme tournament before world cup
>0 goals scored in 3 games
>10 goals conceded
we're getting raped in the women's world cup

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Rude

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>Libertad scored 4
>Cerro scoring 1
>Olimpia A-team scored none
DESPAIR

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BASED AND CERROPILLED

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Hues should rape us by default, even worse if it's against a small team. I mean just compare budgets.

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Get a load of this fag

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grande Cruyff

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how do i upboat this? #respect

Brazilians are very cancerous on twitter.

> 4 - 4

acabelo profe

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>Ajax not rich

4-4*

ehr user...

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>Chilel

>ajax not a rich club
>richer clubs dont exist

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> 4-4
wew

>5-4

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>pathetic miner

>udec 5 - 4 sporting cristal

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>5-5

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>being a pavo

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a la mierda

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For me, it's >cerro

>the city of Cristal

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ehr user...

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> 5-6

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>Brazilians are very cancerous*
ftfy

wew lad, 4 goals in a single game

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Yeah your pic is pretty and everything but i'm talking about facts. In fact based Palestino just sadly lost.

>7-6

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Maybe it was just me, but that was one of the worst streams I've ever saw, couldn't watch more than a minute without loosing the image, and I was watching it legally on fox

>los peruANOS

>Chilean and Peruvian defense
fun game anyway

Those were your peruvian league winners everybody

you negros are gonna get gang raped by peruANOS

anyone has a stream for River's match

Facebook

last year I spent all year thinking Borre and Pratto were awful and Gallardo won the copa with them somehow, proving me wrong

Now I see them being awful again and dont know what to think

Where is based webm argie bro?

>burrior

no webm but Ferreira's goal is here

twitter.com/CrackDeportivo_/status/1103486763073449990