Getting dabbed on like this at home

>Getting dabbed on like this at home

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>getting dabbed on by a Southampton reject

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absolute filth

I've always said tadic is elite

Fucking nasty goal
nice
I clapped and dropped my cheeseburger into my coke, thanks Nigel, it's better now

holy fuck they're going to the finals

Small teir football coming home?
Does hungary win the wc next?
Will rangers and celtic become relevant again?
Will leeds and forrest btfo the manchester clubs?
I fucking hope so.

Was Schone. Poor user...

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MAGISTERIAL

JUST

that finish
i fucking came

jesus christ the defense, 5 real for 2 ajax players
real make ajax look better than they are desu

Ajax were class tonight

kek

De jong played?

KINO

Was de jong injured and missed the match?

>that Zidane turn
beautiful

This is Ronaldinho vs England-tier

this may happen

that was some captain tsubasa shit

De jong scored ?

>the absolute state of daniel "dani" carvajal ramos

you now remember Shota Arveladze

Kek.

I am ROCK hard

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should Courtois have had this? Or just a perfect kick?

how did this go to var and still be let through?

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De Jong doesn't play.
He performs, and you should be grateful you live in the same timeline to watch him

PLEASE

He was average

It's quite clear if you're looking from above the ball is NOT entirely off the line. It's barely on it, but it's not off.

I hope this teaches players to fight for every ball. This is what I like to see. It's never out until it's out. Fucking leg it and save the ball for your team.

Kurtua was standing in the worst position to save a direct kick, he was expecting a cross and didn't adjust like a retard.

>cortwah

Because it never went out, low IQ faggot.

kek

Both, Courtwa was way out of the line

In my opinion it was out but it doesn't matter crying about a possible sideline out not even in you own half 15 seconds before goal is pathetic

that roulette was fifa 10 esque, where the ball ended up right in your path without having too break stride. beautiful.

rooney's 250th tier*

I've watched this about a million times for tadic's part, but I just noticed it's modric coming back to cover the right back area (poorly) AGAIN. happened so many times during the game
what the fuck is carvajal's problem

They benched Navas for this fucking tronco?

holy shit

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pathetic

How do you pronounce Ajax

lel don't even watch dive grass but it made it into the local radio station that real madrid got knocked out of round 16

Read as its written - Ajax.

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Does anyone have a webm of the first Ajax goal?

Uh Yucks

Is that Modrić playing the last man? WTF!

Holy fuck, that RB performance.

God damned Jürgen Prochnow puting it in LMAO.

this is actually acurate

Yeah, whole game defense was in shambles, without Ramos they are terrible. Whole defense beeline for ball carrier while Modric must cover striker, it was like they played together for first time.

That's brilliant, from the defense to the attack.

L'Equipe
Tadic becomes the 9th player ever to receive a 10/10 match rating

The other eight players:

Franck Sauzee

Bruno Martini

Oleg Salenko

Lars Windfeld

Lionel Messi (The only player with multiple 10/10s)

Robert Lewandowski

Carlos Eduardo

Neymar

>Carlos Eduardo

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Aякc
Ah-yaks

What the absolute fuck was Carvajal doing???

This, VAR is a fucking disgrace, soon they'll be rewinding the tapes 4 minutes before a goal to check if a player grabbed the scrotum of another player intentionnaly or not

so was it horrible Real defense, better tactics by Ajax, did they get new players or something???

This should have happened last year honestly, and it nearly did against Juve. This team has been overheating for a long time, it was meant to happen.

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When you watch the game you don't see de jong, when you watch de jong you see the game

>Slippy B

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yeah but i did not watch the game so i did not see him. If I've had watched the game, and I did not, would I have not seen him ? Or would I have ?
if nobody watch the game, is de jong playing ? Or not

why is this not a meme yet?

modric's fault desu, poor pass and benzema was the one who snatched the ball and made the whole thing happen

benzemerde was unironically good

he played well in the first half then disappeared in the second

that pass

>Modric
>best player in the world

>Going at the goalpost instead of waiting for the ball

Scored five in a game

yes, i noticed Modric is the only one that actually tries to defend
jesus christ, just look at Kroos' reactions, he just doesn't care
I doubt it, real madrid is just that horrible, the whole team needs to go

Nice to see some ball tricks

I showed ur mum some ball tricks yesterday

Fucking got him

Because fuck you and fuck real

Cif

The first two are blatantly France wanking themselves off though I don't know the game
The others every player has scored 4 or more, except this one:
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Literal who goalkeeper playing out of his skin in a UEFA Cup second leg

Its a great dummy to leave it for Bale
200+ IQ

That Landreau near catch tho

>going for a red card tackle instead of a tap in
based benzema

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So Tadic didn't deserve 10?

I think he was amazing desu

>but where was Bale?

OH NO NO NO NO

poor's man juninho desu

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sips

2 goals and it would have been 3 assists if that good for nothing sandnig didn't miss an absolute sitter

Take into account the occasion (comeback), quality of the teams, his second assist...

Are Ajax actually good or did they just have a really good night?

I want to believe but it feels like they will just lose to Man City 5-0 in the next round.

>quality of the teams
>2018/19 Real Madrid

The fact that you have to ask that just exhibits how dumb fans are from the top 3 leagues. They have one of the best squads in years and it will be expected that around 5 or more players will be sold to one of the biggest clubs of the world. With Frenkie De Jong already leaving Ajax for Barca for a whopping 90 million euros

Did no one invited real to the match, they were just watching ajax play

To be fair expecting a cross is fairly normal in that situation. Well taken freekick that caught courtois off guard

>modric

How much money did they pay for that useless shit courtois?

This.

Their squad is probably going to sell for like 500 million. They are as good as they looked.

BASED BASED BASED BASED

>as Ajax player shoots Courtois who is already misplaced goes one step forward
elite goalkeeping there

What part of Ajax are you from lads?

what courtois was doing ?

I'm not a Madrid fan, but Navas would've stopped that.

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Top class analysis from based mutt

Honestly, I just think that the timing was perfect.
Ajax played without stress since they weren't the favorites, Real lacked Ramos who's the one who commands its defence, they crashed out of 2 competitions so they were emotionally fragile, plus they're pretty shit this year overall.

Ajax isn't that good. Screencap this post, a truly capable opponent like Barcelona or City will pick them apart.

LOLLL

ah-hax

Say what you will, Navas would've done a way better job

no he wouldn't

I know barely anything about the game and even I'm in awe of how much space RM freely gives thrm

Barça are pretty meh this year, I don't think it would be so easy for them unless Messi and Suarez have a good day.

It will be a re-run of Monaco in the 16-17 season, overachieving in international competitions thanks to great young players, then getting raided by big clubs and fading back into obscurity

LETS LAUGH AT DE JONG FIRST LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HE ALONE CREATED THAT GOAL OPPORTUNITY FOR REAL

Doesn't matter, they caused unimaginable anal pain to madrid so they are god tier.

How many times will I have to say that Monaco is a cash cow for his owner and he wasn't "raided" but sold all his players on purpose.
But I agree that, for a small club,
shining in a major competition is the best way to collapse the next year either by keeping the money or spend it all on busts like Everton or Tottenham did

t. nasser al-mohamed

what a fucking shot, literally unstoppable

>roofucker cant into spherical objects
>roo cant into VAR

This. They tied twice against Boomern Munich in the group stage which is everything you need to know about this team. Had Ramos played or var decision gone the other way it's doubtful they have even advanced yesterday

brainlet
VAR had no say in that matter, its only used to check for offside and fouls after a goal and bookings

Literally diamonds

>ayo man you're getting subbed in 1 minute
>k mane gimme a sec lemme try something
>aight I'm out

Fucking Schone aint such an great player but with free kicks he is an absolute master

>R-RONALDO WAS CARRIED BY THESE DOODS I SWEAR

LMAO

real looked so lost in that match i actually felt kinda bad

Fuck them. They deserve all of it. The humiliation, the frustration, the pain, the mocking, the banter, all of it. Ajax are literal heroes for putting that bunch of niggers in their place. Last night was a great night for football and sports in general.

Goalkeeper error. It shouldn't be possible to score from that angle.

BASED AS FUCK

The management changed as well, but sure, keep ignoring that.

Was this intentionally though? I think it was meant to be a pass.

Dont think so, Schone is known for his lethal freekicks. His conversion rate is around 20%.

>be me Ramos
>play an decent game in Amsterdam
>''hmpf we will own those dutchies in Madrid big time''
>decide to get an yellow card so I have an clean sheet in the quarter finals

>skip forward to the fifth of march

>mfw some swamp germans played our entire defense away
>mfw the VAR didnt get his ''special'' briefing
>mfw the only ref who isnt an real madrid fanboy was assigned to this match
>mfw amazon filmed all my reaction of it

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>Brazil chooses Vini over Goatvid Neres

Fucking kek

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now that ngubu is dead doesn't that open up a spot for neres though?

Parallax effect.

daily reminder that this happened only 2 months ago

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playing like champs tho

eye-axe

their defense is kind of wacky. game could've easily ended 3-6 or something. great to watch though

>that crowd reaction

holy shit thats satisfying

beautiful build-up and finishes.

i mean, he's technically right.