Yugoslavia

Wait a minute... you might be on to something here.

>jovic over kramaric
>matic over perisic
>pjanic over modric
>kolarov over jedvaj
>milenkovic over a supreme peak of human evolution, achieved through thousands of years of selected human breeding and most purest of balkan bloodlines

The apsolute state of diaspora

This, those who consider themselves Y*goslavs are truly subhumans

Imagine unironically supporting totalitarianism, I swear people working in social studies unis here are all fucking brainlets thinking tito was the messiah
>we wuz 4th strongest army n shiet

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I swear to god most people here who like Y*goslavia are liberal arts students who haven't worked a day in their lives or unemployed people with no skills who would have a nice job in socialism because >muh radnicko samoupravljanje
not saying Croatia is paradise,far from it, but Y*goslavia is vastly overrated

The Walloons fault again.

>Using non-serbian players

Marx had no political experience whatsoever, yet he offered ebin solution to fix the working class. Nice!
I feel ya man, im 1 min walk from (((ffzg))) and they steal our food all the while wearing marx t shirts and having tito bodypillows.

>(((ffzg)))
purgeru moran rec da mi te je zaj
u nas je filozofski vise manje normalan ali zato imamo svoje debile poput Dragana Markovine i slicnih

It must be nice to be 18

im scottish

>no based vida

obviously this is a dumb mutt question but how do balkan diaspora feel about yugos managed to avoid the falling under the direct influence of Soviets or NATO?

Yugoslavia wasn't totalitarian though. You're misusing that term. It was authoritarian.

Except rakitic (who is swiss) it's: brainlets - the team

nemam 18,stariji san i sta bi ti to tribalo znacit?

t. Franjo Tudjman

But you would have won with oblak

Tudjman was a political commissar and the youngest general in the JNA
aka a full blown commie
also
>living in little Yugoslavia
feel sorry for you desu

Marxism is utter jewish cancer.
Still
>muh democracy
Monarchy/fascism is the way of the nature.

None. Yugoslavia sucks. Part of what fuels our football success is Croatian nationalism.

Bog i Hrvati.

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>Matic on the wing
>No Tadic
>Dzeko instead of Mitrovic

bas sam nedavno s prijateljen prica o tome kako je monarhija ali prava,ne >parlamentarna jedini pravi ispravni put za Hrvatsku
mi ionako volimo autoritarne vođe (Tito,Tuđman,Pavelić)
da dođe papa i okruni nam nekog kralja (dovedemo nekog potomka Zrinskih ili koga vec) i lagano napravimo tranziciju prema apsolutnoj monarhiji to uopce nebi bilo lose
ionako ne znamo birat vladare

Dude dont forget Pavkov the fail abortion. Give that ugly face a ball and he while score 100% luck

even less chances of ever winning anything

Dude Croatians are Serbs. :)

this unironically
subasic is 6/10

It sucks only because the sum of it's people suck and can't live together despite speaking the same language and sharing many customs. The economic relevance of post-Yugo nations is laughable compared to what it was when they were united. People had jobs and infrastructure was built from nothing while today you're all parasites leaching off of one master or another while your nations crumble and your debt only grows. Everyone across the world laughs at how stupid you are.

I sure do love it when people who know nothing about ex-Yugoslavia think they know everything.
fuck off

no you're not

You must be employed by the foreign owned resorts along your coast, otherwise you wouldn't pretend that your economy isn't a joke and that nothing of significance is happening in your nation. Your nations can't even keep the old industries made during Yugoslav times, let alone start new ones to employ your people.

mind your own fucking business,leaf
dont pretend you know anything about Yugoslavia,the relationship between the nations who formed it or the nations created after the war
i think i know more about my country than some faggot who lives across the ocean

I agree im a Serbian. Dude we had our Yugoslavia we where united and what happens... We fucking go full war rampage on eachother. Does no one learn from history? Im actually laughing, they whant us to unite again in European Union fuck dont know we can make even bigger damage there. Ww3

Ein bier bitte, Franjo!

I went to Croatia on short vacations less than two years ago, it is great. People are awesome and well educated, the cities and country are beautiful

what a great advocacy for the EU, thank you very much.

is that your entire argument?
you know nothing about Yugoslavia,you never lived in it,the only stuff you know about it is from muh Tito memes and wikipedia
and yet you think you can educate me on the subject

Šta je ovo neki ustaški zbor jebovas

Nah, the funniest part is you will live together in peace under European control because you are like children who need a parent to keep you in line. On your own you end up tearing each other's eyes out. At least you will be docile with mama Merkel in charge.

Le boomer diaspora takes

>nema ti toga u Njemačkon,tot' je sređena zemlja

Mama Merkel doesn't have enough tits to feed Serbians and Croatins. England got the picture and and they said hell no im out.

England thought they could blackmail the EU, contribute nothing yet have all the benefits they need and want. That was the last hour to do it, before the EU said "gotta fix those tax haven loopholes la" their anglo-jews got shitscared of that and brainwashed the entire place with fake news.

It's all nice, but i'm still not sure why are we talking about EU politics on football fantasy thread? Lol

*ssssiiiiiiip*

>vidi građevinske radove na cesti
>"Švabo bi ovo napravijo za dan i po"

Imagine all the world cups we could have won if the Roman Empire still existed lads

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Yeah, those fucking nationalists had to split the empire in two parts

Tito did nothing wrong
You fucking bastards should be grateful to him, otherwise you would have ended like the rest of the soviet satellites. Stupid balkan fags.

>implying we say bitte to untermenschen

aber zackig, ivan!

what makes you competent to say that?
you've read a few wikipedia articles and saw some videos on youtube and suddenly you feel like you can lecture us on Tito or on Yugoslavia?

I get you balkangrugs don't like Yugoslavia and Tito bad, but the point is not political, or about your likes and dislikes, but simply sportive. Could a Yugoslavian team have won the WC?

And don't worry, my answer is No, but it would have come pretty close, particularly in the 90s. And particularly in 94.

The thing is the answer is not that simple.
Is the strenght of the team equal to the sum of its parts?For example if you look at the question simply and make a team of 11 best players from ex-yu countries then you can get an answer,a bad answer.
Look at Bosnia,the coaching staff on the NT has to be 1/3 Bosnian/Croat/Serb.Most of the players only play for Bosnia because they aren't good enough for Croatia/Serbia.The only ones who play for Bosnia because they want to are the muslim ones like Dzeko.
I dislike the question because its very,very silly and because of slavaboos which I hate.

That's a good point. And that's why I said no. Otherwise on paper, player by player, Yugoslavia 94 > Brasil 94.

The other reason why I said no is lack of consistency of balkangrugs. I can imagine that team doing a fantastic game and obliterating Italy 94 f.i but end up losing because 2 stupid mistakes.

>aruba
>suriname
martina may be good enough to warm the bench but otherwise >curacao
>indonesia
>south africa
you're delusional, adam

>no modric, mandzukic or perisic

my parents were successful and relatively wealthy in yugoslavia and they constantly reminisce about their days under tito and their friendships with various croats, serbs and bosnians - alas, i'm rather ignorant on the subject to be perfectly honest. is it typical boomer nostalgia or were they part of some elevated class which clouds their judgement

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this was a fucking hype moment though.

>my parents were successful and relatively wealthy in yugoslavia

That's nice. My mother had her father shot because of wrongthink through the temple a month after she was born. Oh, well. I guess it's just one more murder until paradise.

Zoomers

Its classic boomer nostalgia. Remember they had to be taught marxism in schools for every year, average salary was 34% of european one and forced millitary conscription for people reaching adulthood was forced for entire year. Boomers would even find positive sides in hell if they were raised in it.

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Thought Yea Forums was 18+. Yugoslavia was paradise compared to now lol. Check your debt buddy.

yeah I'm sure you're old enough to remember Yugo

>my mother had her father shot because of ustašism through the temple a month after she was born
sad story desu

scotts are anglo serbs

Boli me kurac, Vlado. If anything we're the Slovenes who actually elevated the shithole that was Yugoslavia into an almost 1st world country.

At least you have Cevapi and cheap beer at your Kafana, don't forget to go work minimum wage in Germany before you get too old, that way you can get a loan on a BMW and go back Dugo Selo

Nice meme, almost 22 billion debt and that's in 1987 money. I would say that maybe only Bosnia is worse off now

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>implying forced military conscription isn't a good thing

youre a moron if you think only ustaše were shot.a lot of old members of commie party were killed after the war by tito, like andrija hebrang

your family were probably members of the party and big supporters of the regime.
All of my mothers part of the family worked in Germany for most of their life because all you could achieve in Yugoslavia if you were an honest worker was a apartment given to you by the state to use (not to own).Unless you got a bank loan before hyperinflation happened.
My great grandma worked on a farm in France as a 12-13 year old in 1930s.
Balkans have been shit forever, not just for the last 25 years.For example all of my great grandpas brothers moved to the Americas, and that was in the 19th century.

Not for a year, where 90% of time you do literally nothing

>great grandfather, a croat, had a farm near banja luka.
>Nazi's came in ww2, acted like professionals and didnt take anything.
>Cetniks came, took like 2 pigs but they were alright and didnt really need much
>Commies come, loot the whole place for muh people then fucked back off into the woods

Communists ruined everything

>croats shit on yugoslavia while yugoslavia gave them territory they never had and belgrade built everything they have
sad and bluepilled

Free education, free healthcare, guaranteed month on vacation, free vacation on sea and mountains in solid resorts. It's not about money, it's about the comfort, we lived in heaven compared to West.

Zero, because of republic quota. When we had world class players like Dzajic, Sekularac, Bobek and others it didn't matter because of lame bosnian and montenegrin lazy bums who were there just because of quotas.

kek butthurt Grobar.

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0, just like before. The only time it could have challenged for a title we were killing eachother and I'm glad it's a dead country.
To be fair, in 90s it would be a lot more mixed, and in 00s it would probably be predominantly Serbian, but yeah, team chemistry would be shit so it'd ultimately fail