Dozens of CR7 offside goals to win 3 CL titles

>Bayern without Robben, Ribery, Boateng, Vidal, Coman, Aubemeyang, Alaba, and Neuer missing one leg
>MUH GOAT GOALS

lmao

Only the Van Persie red was incorrect. Rest were all the right decision.

>literally every single goal of this against a german club was offside. look it up. literally every single one.

youtube.com/watch?v=e5oScelUJGk

welp, time to kys

I know you started watching football this year but some of us didn't. Please stop posting

i hate bayern munich with a passion, i am a Mainz 05 supporter you faggot, i just call out facts, because i hate the disgusting UEFAdrid corruption that was going on in the last few years

Yeah, 2 seasons ago Bayern were playing them off the park, Ribery played out of his skin, then those dirty fucking decisions. Last season they won in the worse possible fashion, absolute scum, how do they call themselves Royal with that filthy fucking mutt Ramos.

clearly offside

You’re a brainlet

And you're brown

zigeuner is back in town
LMAO stop shitting on the street,
wandering pajeet

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BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

I know you started watching football this year but some of us didn't. Please stop posting

Robert Lewandowski was offside when Ramos scored an own goal, this is why the game went to ET
pic related, Muller's pass to Lewandowski

no own goal = no ET, 1-1, Real goes through.

>heh, I was just pretending to be retarded. haha le le poo in loo

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>Bayern without Robben, Ribery, Boateng, Vidal, Coman, Aubemeyang, Alaba, and Neuer missing one leg
>Aubemeyang

What facts? In that same game Bayern Munchen scored an illegal goal aswell. He scored multiple "legal" goals against Bayern Munchen in his career. You'd have lost anyway, there's simply not enough quality on Bayern Munchen to compete with that Madrid team

>No arguments
No you stop posting faggot.

Then why are you sucking boomers dick? Fuck off. Not to mention of most of your team is filled with bunch of divers, stop being hypocrite

this is bait right

Non-VAR Titles are Literally meaningless

But they wouldn't have. RM wouldn't have won 3 CLs without refball. Numerous offside goals that were allowed and red cards given to opposition that shouldn't have been.

LMAO look at all these street shitting nonwhites getting EXPOSED today
AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ICH SCHEISS AUF BAYERN
PUTA MADRID
FUCK CR7

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>Coping this hard after being BTFO
kek

>tfw you will never be born on VAR

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this. ingerland never won anything

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my team just won 4:1, stay mad eternal nigbrit

>Only the Van Persie red was incorrect.
It was correct.

LMAO

t. bayern munchen

>aubameyang
wtf

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That Van Persie red was the worst red cards I've ever seen, there was less than a second between the whistle and his shot. You don't really understand how bad a red that was if you didn't understand the context of the two legs.

>uefadrid btfo
mfw

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>boots the ball away long after the whistle has gone
It's a yellow, sweetie

i misstyped his name thinking of Alaba and didn't backspace, fucking christ you autists are like hounds

It was less than a second in the Nou Camp. It was a shot.

Are you retarded?
Offside doesn't count if the ball is with the defendants.

>brits in this thread white knighting for madrid
piss away achmed and imran

Are you retarded?
The pass was made to Lewandoski, how can you not see something that obvious?

>It was less than a second
It wasn't. Stop making excuses, bog trotter.

What makes you think we are defending RM?
The point is the fact you act like a victim when German teams also fucking refball. Looka t >Schalke vs City

they're pakis, not brits.

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the pass was from Mullel's chest to Lewa
>inb4 Lewandowsky didn't interfere
he then collided with Ramos and Nacho and the ball hit Ramos and went in

>Schalke vs City
Sterling pushed the Shalke player in the back, then ran to the goal and scored, while in the Juve Madrid game, the same thing happened and VAR ruled no goal.

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Ok, now you are officially retarded. If the ball doesn't get to the attacker, it's no longer offside. Uefa didn't read the rules.

>If the ball doesn't get to the attacker, it's no longer offside.
the attacker interfered with the fullbacks and made them lose the ball you dipshit. no Lewa = no OG.

kek that was the first cross. ronaldo scored on the second

Dude, the ball doesn't need to always go to the attacker dumbfuck. The action that he does interferes with the play when he was offside. It doesn't matter if he touched the ball or not.

Think this way, why is the flag up when a player is making a run behind the defenders and called offside even before touching the ball?

Think before posting idiot

This coming from a people who used to feed their infants and children Gin.

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They just have to buy the VAR referees, like they have done in Spain.
It took four or five months here, but they already bought them.

>feed
at least we did feed our kids rather than let them die because we didn't know how to fish when the spud crop failed

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> implying you didn't steal all the grain for forced colonization of your filthy colonies.
You did the same to your own people.

>surrounded by seas teeming with fish

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My family had their land confiscated. But go ahead and abuse yourself.

just pick up a rod, lad

You're aware that the water was also English property and couldn't be fished in without permission, yes?

You betrayed the earth, now your children are being raped before you, and you can't do a fucking thing about it.

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fuck me, you must be one of those autismos from reddit are you?

by catholic priests?

>a bradleyfamineposter from /brit/ is trying to mock anyone's posting habits
Lad, wind yer neck in.

>Lad, wind yer neck in.
likewise, reddit.

lol what a poofter.

Without Ireland, the English hinterland would look like West Ireland. Ireland protects you from the Atlantic, this allows England to have fertile lands. You betrayed the system. Imagine all of the hinterland as the Fens. You betrayed the system, you betrayed the earth.

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>Lad
>yer
cringe

what do you want, a medal for having shit weather?

>Ireland's Bogs
lmao

Oh, you're 13 years old, sorry, I thought you had a learning disability. My apologies.

Ignorance is bliss, the bliss is there, because it is darkest before the dawn.

>ya beetraaad da ehfff ya feckin eejit ya

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This

>paddy banter
yank-tier.

D I S G R A C E
I
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G
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Thank GOD for VAR

Gott Strafe England

Who said I was Irish? My extended family all live around London. My genetics are British, I have roots with the Normans.

>Normans
*spits*

>no u
lmao

>saying "lad" is "cringe"
I can't fathom how pathetic your life must be. Truthfully, when was the last time you hugged a girl you aren't related to?

Gott Strafe yer mum haha

so you willingly live in that shithole?

Forbidden to fish and killed if you do
Forbidden to farm and killed if you do
Die of famine and killed if you don't starve

Yep, seems like anglo rule to me. Extremely vile and perfide.

Is this a quote from Batman?

>anglo
It was Protestant rule.

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just go back to redddit, you stuck-up humourless cunt.

Contrary to Shakespeare, Henry was Norman-French, a Plantagenet, and ruler of all of Britain and France. His capital would've been on the continent.

>Truthfully, when was the last time you hugged a girl you aren't related to?
Literally a week ago tbqh, lucky you asked me that now and not a couple of months ago

Heheh.

Nah it was the eternal anglos mate, i can smell their perfidy when i see it. Protestant and anglo interwined a lot.
They've been trying to dominate every form of life since thousand of years. Still hasn't worked lmao

Glad you were all removed. 23 days left and the same thing will happen again. There IS a god, and he hates the anglos.

>autism

It was Anglo.

>if you think Bradleyposters aren't funny then you're "humourless"
The absolute STATE of you.

>a week
>lucky
That says it all really.

>Still hasn't worked lmao
Done a far better job that you ever did, N'Golo.

>stuck-up
>humourless
>cunt
defo a redditor.

Not in Europe.

Now be gone.

World >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Europe

>since thousand of years
do you know how many years is a thousand?

>bradleyposter
What's that? 9gag? I'm trying to work out what embarrassing level of internet faggotry you need to sink to to be a bradleyposter. ifunny maybe?

Hahahahaha

I am retarded, why is this considered offside, someone plz explain!

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That sounded a lot funnier in your head, didn't it

>redditor getting this angry
oh dear.

>faggotry
FOY

You're literally a Yea Forumsirgin and trying to act like you're better than others. Fucking lmao

>u-mad
Bottom of the barrel mate. To be expected of a Yea Forumsirgin, I suppose.

There's more countries in the UK than just England. We don't all talk about "bumming fags" on the daily. That's just you lot.

>calling two people he's never met virgins in one post
>this much projection

fucking state of this arseblasted redditor

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When I think about it, cucking Bayern out of Champions League titles was almost as much fun as the 13 decimas

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>fags
FOY

>virgins
I called you Yea Forumsirgins. Two very different things, Yea Forumsirgin. Thanks for outing yourself as a newfag though. Makes it easier to laugh at you.

You realise I can literally see that you post on Yea Forums, right? And that you post about epicly owning SJWs and all that, right? This has been a good insight into the mind of a bradleyposter. Cheers.

how is it offside if the player passing it is also beyond the defender

>being this much of a paranoid reddit crank
HOWLING

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you literally can't at all though as i'm only posting on here, /brit/ and Yea Forums

is there any sport as entirely dependent on a single rule as soccer is with offside rule?

stay there then

What do you mean?

Yea Forumsirgin mad as fuck lmao

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Nope.

>(singular) bradley poster.

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>using /brit/ gimmicks outside of /brit/
the virginity in this thread is overwhelming

say that to my face and not online and see what happens

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Reddit here. Please don't associate that miserable Jock with us. Thanks.

what happened to this thread

a /brit/ virgin showed up and started screeching reddit even though he posts on the most reddit board on the site, by the looks of it

>paddy got bantered
>reddit autismo turned up and got offended on paddy's behalf
>redditor got mocked after peddling projection

>gimmicks
FOVF

>I called you Yea Forumsirgins. Two very different things, Yea Forumsirgin.
Not gone on that board in years because I'm out of my teens, but just so you know, it's not impressive of you to know of "Yea Forumsirgins". You remind me of myself a few years ago, desperately referencing other boards and using le epic Yea Forums lingo, in an attempt to fit in. Also, you have to unironically be new to use the term "newfag" in the current year

Yea Forums is an extension of /brit/

>It's not impressive of you to know of Yea Forumsirgins
Precisely. It's so utterly standard lexicon for Yea Forums that you stand out as the newfag sore thumb that you are. Thanks for proving my point.

State of you hahahah

cringe thread

all autismos need the rope

>newfag
FOY

good post.

What did they mean by this

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Offside offence
A player in an offside position at the moment the ball is played or touched* by a team-mate is only penalised on becoming involved in active play by:
• interfering with play by playing or touching a ball passed or touched by a team-mate or
• interfering with an opponent by:
>• preventing an opponent from playing or being able to play the ball by clearly obstructing the opponent’s line of vision or
>• challenging an opponent for the ball or
>• clearly attempting to play a ball which is close when this action impacts on an opponent or
>• making an obvious action which clearly impacts on the ability of an opponent to play the ball
or
• gaining an advantage by playing the ball or interfering with an opponent when it has:
>•rebounded or been deflected off the goalpost, crossbar, match official or an opponent
>•been deliberately saved by any opponent

Sorry mate but I knew that term long before your posts, I used to post there, embarrassingly enough

>WIOW U CALL US DA VIRGINS?
>no I called you a Yea Forumsirgin
>I NEW DAT ALL ALONG
Quit while you're behind.

State of these virgins

So who will UEFA pick as their golden team now? PSG?

of course, since Mbappe will sell them things