How do we fix this disgusting sinking pile of shitty rotten horse shit?

How do we fix this disgusting sinking pile of shitty rotten horse shit?

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Hire Benitez

We don't

Delete the club and start again from the bottom league. It's the only way.

we leave it to rot

it has finally been fixed actually

well gee that sure is hard to figure out

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Flush it?

Get rid of VAR

Sack Florentino

De Gea
—-Carvajal—-De Ligt—-Varane—-Sandro
—-Kante—-Modric
—Neymar—Hazard—-Vinicius
————-Lewandowski

Fuck it, I'm becoming a Juventus fan. Fuck Bale this piece of shit, had one job...

>losing 3 tittle runs in one week

S

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>Lewandowski

lol is it 2013 again?

>Lewandowski
old as fuck and choke in big games

Guillotine Florentino Perez on live television.

oh god yes please buy the annihilator of augsburg for 200 million

m8, may I remind you that chelsea won't buy so many players as they have a transfer ban

Bribe more refs.

PRESS F TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS

ban VAR

I'm completely honest.
VAR will turn Real into a slightly above average European powerhouse, nothing more.
There will be no further CL wins for Real, never ever.

It's literally over, VAR killed that club for good.

Oh man, I never seen a team crash and burn so fast.
What last two weeks.

stay shit halal, hope that ajax replace them as the champions of europe

This match cured my floppy cock

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IN
>Hazard
>Eriksen
>Werner
>Poch

OUT
>Bale
>Benzema
>Modric
>Solari

Also transfer Navas from the bench to the starting 11

HEEM'D

buy Timo "Shit" Werner for 120m pls

>Modric

FASCISM, DELETED

Fuck off then, fucking kraut

based var of football justice

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BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

Fuck you.

Just desserts for last year's final. Bunch of cheating cunts. We're more likely to win a trophy before you and we're professional bottlers.

>lewandowski
it's always those subtle details put alongside a not so bad post that make the best bait

This would cost roughly £600m not including wages.

wtf I love VAR now

i really hope we're back o the banter era RM, the era before cristiano joined them.

Tadic's goal for 3-0 almot got overturned because of stupid VAR. They watched that shit for entire 5 minutes because of something that happened on the other end of the field. If you swapped roles they wouldn't even look at video assistance it would just be a goal for Real Madrid.

Football has become worse than NFL

announce bielsa

buy sandro tonali

Kick all the Spanish meme players

>Lewandowski
fuck off, polacke

>Lewandowski
youre 5 years late, bucko

I honestly don't understand why anyone would want to play for Real Madrid. As soon as your form dips the white hankies come out and they boo you nonstop like the spoilt little brats they are.

FRANCO WAS RIGHT.

>Lewandowski
>Vinicius
>De Gea
>Boomer Modric

*snap*

>Lewandowski

there's a better polack available these days

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are you guys serious? var can be abused in so many ways that it's not even funny

*record scratch*
yes, that's me. the guy in red. wanna know how I got here? well, it's a long story...

We don't fix that horse shit.

We keep VAR and Real permanetly looses their most important 12th man on the field.

And before I forget it: A heartfelt thank you Ajxa from this Bayern Munich fan.I love every minute of your game.

piatek x lewan

We can dream

Nah, Bielsa doesn't like big clubs

I unironically think Gallardo may get that job, it would be one of the very exceptions he'd make to leave River, he already said no to Monaco

This

It's still up to the referee to decide if he wants to look at VAR or not.

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>this flag
>this opinion

Ronaldo must have an epic boner at the moment.

What did he mean by this?

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The ref looked at var for that :^)

For a clear example, watch Serie A

In Juventus games only calls that could help that team got checked in VAR. In just the last game Juventus got a free kick in the edge of the box+red for the goalkeer and didn't get checked, he didn't even touch Ronaldo

>Gallardo
He will never leave River because he'll be exposed as a lie.

What's that defending tactic called?

Navas
Carvajal, De Ligt, Varane, Regulion
De Bruyne, Pogba, Casemiro
Icardi, Dybala, Isco

Are you sure? I don't remember if he looked at it and decided it's not a penalty or didn't look at all. Same ref as today btw

they need to get rid of lucas vasquez, vinicius and reguilon. they need to start bale and move ramos up as a striker with isco.

LOOK AT THIS STUPID SOIFUCKS NOT RATING BASED LEVY THE TARNISHER OF BUNDESLIGA. yes yes mbrappa nu-zoomer shitsain is lot better. he scores goals in camembert league ( wich is defense league as other french faggot said to me this morning) You idiots PROBABLY UNIRONICALLY THINK SHIT PIĄTEK IS BETTER - ONE SEASON WONDER, not like destroyer of augsburg, mauler of wolfsburg, nightmare of schalke. Piątek is shit (next season playing in avelino, after horrible contusion - lifelong podbeskidzie benchwarmer), real and ajax are shit. Müller and lewandowski are still football tricksters. Stupid fucks. Go kill yourselfs - the world will be so much better without you, you seething filthy animals.
>B-B-But messi/ronaldo/kane/salah/piątek/aguero/pogba/vinicius is better.
LMAOING AT YOUR PATHETIC ASSES.

I call it the Royal Rumble

that sucks, and they can't afford that, it's really hard to buy off players from the premier league, their prices are inflated as fuck

also, real madrid's head manager (don't know the name of that role in english) said icardi will not be a target because of his off-pitch issues

nonce

is this the end of spanish football?

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It was a foul. Intent counts. If you try to kung fu kick an opponent and miss it's still a foul. The goalkeeper charged Ronaldo dangerously with no intent of going for the ball, Ronaldo does not need to get himself injured to for it to be a foul

Lewa is ded and Chelski have a transfer ban to deal with.
Try again.

I don't get why you people always blame Spain/Barcelona for that kind of videos but not the opponent anti-football team who would just wait and counter

Yes, I'm 98% sure

Stay mad, lelwandowski

Calm the fuck down Lewy and wtf are you doing in Poland in the middle of a league week?

Back to Munich with you, tomorrow's training.
We have a 1st place to conquer on the weekend.

Maybe it was a foul, but they didn't check it on VAR

Yet almost all goals conceded by Juventus get revised

>Not wanting to piss of Messoy
Yikes, fuck that midget and fuck Maxi Lopez' wife

>de ligt
Bruh those ajax literal whos are not good just watch next match. Finna get dabbed on

>meme names
>4-2-3-1
Cringe tbqh

Not because of the cucking, that's history. But because his wife/manager is retarded and forced an Inter exit, Real Madrid think he'd do that again if needed in other clubs

In short, he's seen as a mercenary

Why would Russia try anything against Spain?
Anyways, this kind of "tactic" is made to tire you out and break your lines, trying to get to ball is exactly what they want you to do.

High IQ post

this
wanda nara is retarded, and mauro is an even bigger retard for being led around by her

It was very likely checked by VAR, but they do nothing if they agree with the head referee's decision. Only if they disagree the ref gets to take a second look

All she wanted to raise his salary.

>Jobbers for Ajax
jej

Nawab
Abate-- De ligt -- Van Lesbian -- Coentrao
-- Gini -- Pogdab
Nerman -- Apple of Eden -- Uma delicia
--------Bas Dost

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buy havertz

Bandwagon

Remove Florentino Perez

She asked a 30% increase and right now Inter are being shit, and also is Icardi personally

She doesn't know shit about football, she doesn't know when it's the right timing to ask for a raise and when it's time to shut up

Reasonable demand, I think.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGG HELP ME RAMOS

Can't be worse than Benzema

hire a proper manager and support him instead of sucking up to players.
literal redditor

He is already the highest paid player in the club and better than any non-Juve player

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De Gea
Cancelo - Ramos - Van Dijk - Alex Sandro
Koke - Rakitic - Pogba
Hazard - Kane - Tadic

>Tadic
30 yo war criminal
He is raising 3 kids ffs. He needs the money.

buy black and brown french players
>Aouar
>Kante
>Fekir
>Pogba
>Hazard
>Ndombele

kek

Oh come on Poland, I don't even shill this HARD

why is it always poles making posts like this?

Before Ronaldo:
04/05 - Round of 16
05/06 - Round of 16
06/07 - Round of 16
07/08 - Round of 16
08/09 - Round of 16

Ronaldo joins:
09/10 - Round of 16
10/11 - Semifinal
11/12 - Semifinal
12/13 - Semifinal
13/14 - Winner
14/15 - Semifinal

Zidane joins:
15/16 - Winner
16/17 - Winner
17/18 - Winner

After Ronaldo and Zidane:
18/19 - Round of 16

>Ronaldo joins:
>09/10 - Round of 16

Mourinho made them a CL team
Zidane made them a winning team (even with Ancelotti, it was Zidane giving all the orders)

Based Ronaldo-sama.

Underrated

Meh, that Spanish team was old and tired. They had too many creative players, yet no one to run at a defence and take a shot. Costa was isolated being the sole striker. Bloated midfield. De Gea was exposed for the fraud he was. Etc, etc.

We don't, keep it as it is.

This, this is the correct answer

Why the Lewa hate? Without him Bayern has 0 good players.

Remove Courtois

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VJR Giroud Dybala
Hamez Modric
Rodrigo
Hakimi Ramos Alderweireld Carvajal
Buffon

Poor Lewy has to drag them to the semi final every year
They'd never win it without him

>people unironically rated Courtois
>people unironically rated Courtois at the meme cup
>people unironically rated Courtois at Memesea despite his fucking garbage record
>people unironically continue to rate Courtois despite him being fucking shit

I honestly don't know why meme players like this are promoted as something they aren't. I know great goalkeepers have always been hard to come by just by virtue of their being less professional goalkeepers. But I would prefer people were just honest and said "yeah, we're having a bit of a dry spell atm senpai" rather than pretend this shit is "elite" or anything above mediocre. I'm not joking, Tom Heaton is a better goalkeeper than Shitois and that would be recognised if he was more "glamorous" and didn't look like a builder.
You know I'm right. Fucking zoomers will latch on to ANYONE as long as they're promoted as being something special. Literal fucking brainlets.

Sorry, he is the new Sheva and he belongs to Milan ;).

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Outstanding keeper. But, sorry Indio, you're too ugly for Halal Madrid

Ajax's 3rd goal literally shouldn't have been counted because the ball was 100% out.

Calm the fuck down you cringy Buyernfag.

>win 3 CLs in a row with Navas
>buy courtois, lose literally everything
What did Floren mean by this?

>that webm
VAR or no VAR that shit wouldn't have changed since the Swiss own FIFA.

elite muscular post

This desu.
Juve invented VAR to steal.

Speaking of last game, did you see that cringy red card for Pjanic?
Rocchi even almost hugged him and then after the game Pjanic said "the referee's decision must be respected"...it's like they couldn't make their robbery anymore obvious.

>Implying Spain/Barca aren't Anti-Football
Tiki Taka is communist and Anti-Football at its finest.

Football is not just a cringy passing game like Spain tried to make it.

fpbp

How do they not have a proper camera aligned with the touchline so that they can tell from one simple camera angle whether the ball is in or out? Instead these fuckers used a hundred cameras for 4 minutes to determine if the ball was still in play.

She's doing this shit on purpose so that Juve buys him.

She's doing this shit on purpose so that Juve buys him.

>better than any non-Juve player
Dollarumma get 6 gorrillion per season

Kek, top tier post

>replaces Zidane with Memetegui and later Solari
Did the ghost of Gallaini possess Perez?

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>Tadic's goal for 3-0 almot got overturned because of stupid VAR.
It SHOULD have been overturned.
The ball was 100% out. It was clear on the replay, I'm not sure why they counted it.
Not that Ajax wouldn't have won anyways but this shit is stupid.

I do agree that VAR is stupid since at the end of the days the refs still decide and at this point it's just an awkward disruption.

I would rather have refball tham wait 5 minutes for a decision. It's not cricket.

based VAR

WTF I love VAR now!