/hoc/

in a self defense situation i would not hesitate to kill a leafs fan to protect my own life

>And may your first friendship be a masculine friendship

How to spot a snowbelt hockey fan:
>their extremely large penis enters the room five minutes before they do
>upon entering, they proceed to discuss hockey in meaningful and insightful ways

Jalapenos and mushroom?

fuck yeah! I'll bring a bag of smoke

wew, holy moly.....my usual afternoon Toronto was an absolute growler. it came in waves and required 3 flushes

Oh sorry I can’t make it I have a dentist appointment

In a self defense situation why would you hesitate against anyone?

Wanna be friends lad? This offer WILL be rescinded if you’re a >laffs fan or albortion

don't drop the pick man

Your brackets are a confusing retarded mess and it's time to stop

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I humbly invite fans of teams that are not going to be in the playoffs to join the Maple Leafs bandwagon. We will be winning the cup this year and probably at least a few more before 2030.

ngl I appreciate Bracketanon's posts, but i agree, there must be a simpler way to make them

You got me 4 cheeses? Fuck man thanks!

its so messy now. it makes sense when you get to like the conference finals and the circles get filled in, but right now it is terrible.

Careful you'll bruise his fragile ego

Ay it's okay bud, can you make it next week?

Especially considering they're pointless and self serving

What do you mean simpler? I already switched from text to pictures.
I'll consider changing for pre-playoffs but I like the circle once they actually start.
You cant bruise what doesn't exist

>nhl.com/standings
>ctrl-c
>ctrl-v
Alternatively, just use the one on the website

You do realize people are only pretending to care because they know you'll spaz out?

I pull up to the arena in full Ross with a Citizen watch. my girl wont give me no quality time unless I look nice. when I hit that pussy she feels like shes getting shocked with a taser. my puck handling skills are unmatched and i can skate backwards faster than any of you

i think its the circle design man, just make it an easy to read list with the outsiders on the margin or down below or something. appreciate it

he has to be different and unique tho

just wait till the playoffs its gonna be lit

you are brad marchand

Imagine claiming to not have an ego while taking the time to create an identity on Yea Forums

I get to the rink and lock eyes with the coach. I'm wearing Ross. He's wearing Ross.

Personally dont like the way NHL does it either they. It's all separated and doesn't show the playoff picture. Just the in order standings. It's another reason I do it.
I'll cook something up for pre playoff formatting then (most likely just gonna use the original format from last year)
(You)

Incorrect, you mentally-ill faggot.

The schedule for March 5, 2019 is as follows:
OTT @ NYI, 7 pm
CAR (HFD) @ BOS
CBJ @ NJ
FLA @ PIT
WPG @ TBL, 7:30
MIN @ NSH, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NYR @ DAL, 8:30 (7:30 Central)
DET @ COL, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
ANA @ ARZ
MTL @ LAK, 10:30 (7:30 Pacific)

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Business idea: turn all tripfags, namefags, and avatarfags over to ISIS

I pull up to the rink ready to go with no distractions, head in the zone, and ready to get to work.

>incorrect
there is nothing factually wrong with the schedule he posted

10 posts in and you fat fucks are already talking about food again. This shit isn’t funny go back to ck or better yet reddit

Good job buddy it's all very interesting and compelling

How the fuck is it already March 5 Jesus Christ

heh heh

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Because you're wasting your life, user.
Just like the rest of us.

Sorry we like having fun sometimes

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b9?

b9?

Wow little guy neat go show your mom

>16:27:49
>16:27:49
Okay what the fuck.

Go fish

She said to tell you to play nice or she'll take your switch away

about time that twink team learned to respect its elders
making an absolute mockery of the hartford principals

Even more alarming is that there were three posts between the two

Just take this coin and pretend you didn't see anything

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Ok little buddy now go make those circles and be quiet good job

the michigan wolverines could be eliminated this weekend and quinn hughes could be playing in the nhl by this time next week

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How is that any of your business? Fucking busybody

...

Can't wait for Brad Marchand to lay a lickin' on someone this playoffs

ncaa plays hokkei too you know?

thinking about becoming RankingsAnon lads

me>you

>time stamp at 48 seconds
>post number comes after a post stamped at 49 seconds
Do we dare dig any deeper

Um this is a /beav/ thread and I haven’t seen any

thinking about becoming InjuriesAnon lads

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>[distant trumpets gradually growing louder]

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RANK THIS

Thinking about a murder I committed in the 80s

We /beav/?

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...

N

>mad at /beav/

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when you find yourself at odds with any individual on the street no matter how protected or invincible they may seem they can be eliminated in a self defense situation. you'd be surprised how much power you can draw from an overhand slash. imagine one day youre out in the streets. someone approaches you and asks for a cigarette and he gets you with a fierce underhand rocket up through the chin. thats something that you dont want to happen to you.

thinking about a burly beastly blonde burger blasting big blueline bombs

>Yea Forums /e/ Yea Forums Yea Forums
truly a nightmare

you know what i hate about you little pussy? everything.

Just go on seething, then.

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>absolutely butt devastated that a schedule gets posted every thread
>all smiles
huh?

sure, i don't mind playing tonight

>huh?
huh?
huh???

I hope that "Dougie" Hamilton doesn't desecrate Pie McKenzie's jersey again tonight. Classless bunch of jerks

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are we watching basketball tonight since the leafs arent playing?

t. gurdeep dhaliwal

cant wait for laffs elimination day this year

Watching Canada's basketball team the Toronto Raptors?

>PST

get fucked

June 14th.
Write it down on all your calendars. It's gonna be HUGE. Just like this Ontario I'm about to take right now. HNNNNNG

It's literally the best time zone for hockey and /hoc/

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wtf I hate norway now

this is a public service announcement
euthanize leafs fans

You mean they guy who barely played with the Whalers in the WHA, never played with them when they were in the NHL, spent a bunch of years playing with the Bruins in the NHL instead, and then had his jersey retired by the Whalers in a bid to try to lure away fans from the New England market?
Players can't change jersey numbers mid-season, per the NHL rules.
So it looks like Jack "Faggot" Edwards gets to feign indignation again tonight.

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i watch a lot of college hockey. he's probably the best skating defenseman since ron hainsey.

imagine their faces when the raptors win the finals and the leafs win the cup this year.

Lads I don’t see a lot of masculine friendship being forged

holy based

rph disavows the tripfaggot

euthanize all ontarians

based Norge

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Rawn?

second

Thinking about Kapanens gf

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please remember jordan eberles message

twitter.com/telus/status/945899884456108032?lang=en

This is the only (You) I'm going to give you, but if you're going to insist on keeping up with this, just make it a normal bracket instead of a fucking circle.

Rph is my home

That's pretty much exactly what we discussed, m8. I tried something different it people dont like it for regular season so we're going back to the way things were.

If hockey is for everyone, than how come guys like Eberle and Marner haven't come out of the closet yet? Has any player even come out after retiring? Hockey is not for everyone

>trips for the trip
RPH is his home

tripcodes are part of Yea Forums if you dont like it leave

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>pierced nipple

Big red flag, quite likely a huge slut.

I love a nice beaver...

>may I pet it?

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guy in green shirt: me
guy on the ground: laffs fans

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women without makeup is the reason i’m queer

looking grim lads

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I'm not your m8

Tbf /hoc/ even has the best tripfags on Yea Forums. Is there anything >we aren't the best at?

Oh, Hello Stone Cold Steve Austin

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Women without makeup > women with makeup
I think you're just gay because you're gay, user.

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B A S E D

You also just gave me another you so I'm inclined to believe you are a liar, m8

thank you for making the world a slightly better place

if you wanna pay heritage you dont get to rewrite history cause it doesnt suit you
>Players can't change jersey numbers mid-season, per the NHL rules.
should have postponed the throwbacks nights to accommodate

hockey is NOT for you

they should just get rid of numbers and add sponsorships.

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She's a textbook instathot who has snagged herself a millionaire finnish bf.

i miss having a redhead gf desu

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delet dis

What a fucking blithering retard.

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marner is a great player. he should get at least 12 million on his next contract

>thats only going to be like a 6mill contract in 2020

This. But first abolish the salary cap, it adds nothing to the league

Did you remember to include Communist Ontario's taxes?

where is the player on the hurricanes roster with number 99?
its not like gretzky played in a shithole like raleigh yet you respect his retired number

Keep blithering, retard.

its on the same level as massachusetts state taxes

remember that time we burned down the white house?

reminder that gary forcing the puppers ownership on him actually made him bankrupt.

nah

sure, its not like you have anything to retort with besides ad hominem

oh no no no

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no u didn't quit playin

...

cope

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lads wogball is flooding Yea Forums

hold the front gates

>I haven't made a single valid point yet, why haven't you responded to me yet
>I know I've been using ad hominem this whole time, but now I don't want you to
>I can't even capitalize shit or use a single fucking apostrophe, but take me seriously reeeeeeeeee

t. Eugene Melnyk

the hurricanes should get some ss sweaters with nazi logos on them
then just pretend like hitler didnt exist when people get upset

remember when you tried to invade canada and were easily repelled by common militia?

>caring what happens outside /hoc/

o wow were are having these "arguments" again

obsessed and seething

what's wogball

i only go to hocgeneral so i dont have see the other faggot sports.

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Dougie would wear Goebbels old number desu

those british were the same british that became canada smarty pants

Very well, shall be going back and claiming credit for everything that the English have ever done all the way back to Stonehenge.

imagine not having bookmarked

those guys sound like real jerks

just learned what wogball is lads, it's what Aussies call divegrass

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what the fuck is a wog?

it is fact that the brits who burnt your building were part of loyalist dominion of canada

for me its so i never forget where i came from

brit/aussie slang for darkies

The sun never sets on the American empire now, thanks England!

apparently anyone who isn't white

>capital raided and home of your leader burned to the ground
>multiple invasions repelled by militia
canada and vietnam. the two that got away.

usa stinks

awaiting for an americuck to rebut this

how many pushups have you done today?

would rather have leaf posters over sunbelt posters

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Shan't be engaging antagonistic Canadiens.

Is quinoa onions? What should I do with it?

Go away Mohammed

what did he mean by this

need to add a picture of tavares to that

it's a grain
or a bean... i think..

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i got you user watcha need

curling is on but it's mens so i don't care.

why dont people make onion rings out of red onions?

You guys are doing that thing again.

You're a fag but having Michael J. Fox shake in that image is pretty clever even though I'm sure you didn't make it

shut up stripes

I need to be spoonfed...what game should I watch tonight?

I-I'll DM you

Only if he wins the stan lee

Easy there tiger, we're all friends here.

i think gary is starting to develop parkinsons tbqh

>if
hahah surely you havent counted the leafs out of the cup this year? its pretty much guaranteed with their roster.

>T. Scumbelt Loser

jets/ lightning

jets/lightning should have a fair amount of shitposting

Why people are crying over current playoff format?

>what game should I watch tonight?
youtube.com/watch?v=TJtiepwpKFw

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Oh im staying scared M8

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Send Koe to the camps

anons here recently learned that the ploffs in the early 80s reseeded all the teams when the ploffs started and now they want that with the nuhl.

bracketnon is your wife still coming over?

I could easily heem Pierre

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my 5 year old nephew could heem Pierre

We both are

cool, I’ll let you play the switch

Jets lightning it is.

OH!! sorry
you can make a dough and make tamales out of qinoa
or maybe look something up on google, we're not /ck/ after all

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business idea: >your tendie has to be 1 of >your teams shooters for the shootout

>oh fuck he's got me
This is the final (You) though, shan't be giving more

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what if you got your goalie oversized pads that covered up the net? you could just tie him to the goal in a position where theres no openings and the other team would never score. you'd go undefeated.

Does Everyone Understand!!!

that /hoc/ is that a cooking forum??
>it's pretty striking that we haven't set some kind of guidelines for this

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so you misogynists watched Kendall Coyne and the all female NHL network panel last night right?

no

Who?

Reminder Cassie is the only acceptable female commentator

i dont pay attention to womanlets

turd burgers?

Mario odyssey and zelda botw are fun.
No I dont own a switch
Dont @ me
If it is, then so be it, but surely, we just both demonstrated we can get along.

how did they get such tiny tomato slices? fucking gmos

no, but eating a rare piece of ground beef is kinda gross

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I've got Columbus, Boston, Pittsburgh and NYI to win tonight, how blacked am I?

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sir yes sir!
thoughts on beef wellington?

this shit right here
she earned it by rising the ranks and just got a ez broadcast deal after retiring from dyke puck or whatever

I’m making a lamb stew tonight.

>Cooking burgers those tiny to rare
100% those burgers are cooked thru

would you call yourself an expert on burgers?

maybe he cooked it over a pocket lighter

Remember when you gave up the ship?

>thoughts on beef wellington?
never had it
Baste

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What a shit thread. I've seen better discussions in Yea Forums

@

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Who will win the Lee this year lads?

hopefully me

>betting on Poo-lumbus
That's gonna be a "grim" from me dawg

Leafs

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I am a Burger expert, ask me anything

Teds are going to make a run

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>Not picking the Nashfrican Super Predators
not very blacked

Sharks or Bolts desu

One of these guys

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Why do all the the tall defensemen (Jones, Hedman, Burns, Myers) skate so well these days?

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The Leafs winning the cup is a possibility not a certainty
But irrefutably they are and always will be Canada’s team

based and leafpilled

Preds will claim the General Lee

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probably because its more common for rinks to have ice in them year round now then say 10-20 years ago when they usually melted the ice in the summer. lots of players do powerskating shit in the summer. it wasnt even that long ago that players were treating training camp as the time to get back into shape, they would barely even work out in the offseason.

Can you redpill me on lentils?

>when Steve Kouleas chooses >your team to guarentee to lose ;-;

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Yeah I guess the tall players are skating a lot more now and have lessons on top of that.

Burns is a forward LARPing as a Dman, and not really much of a skater , just has good straightahead ability

>laffs

ever try refried beans?
>bean dip
I make a taco soup with fifteen kind'a beans in there, bra
>beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans
can't have a fulll english without 'em

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That's a pretty gud larp then

ever take those sausages and put them under your upper lip and pretend you were a walrus?

kinky

>Oar oar oar oar!!!!!
absolutely not

not really, smart teams have always waited for him to give them the scoring chances and the game

If he was played at his proper forward position, he'd be a big time scorer and they wouldn't give up so many awful goals and breakaways in crunch time

I would have been hit so hard I'd a gotten a speeding ticket in Brampton if I did that at the table.

where the FUCK is my hockey lads

Son’s choir is learning High Hopes lads

walrus sounds scary
youtu.be/CohJksnlT1g

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no pork allowed?

Autism Trashews most overrated player in the NHL

in the sas handbook it mentions walrus as one of the animals you NEVER fuck with under any circumstances

youtube.com/watch?v=WCEZXJYsFVw

You gotta Hustle, babby!!!

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yes but what about lentils?

come on, walrus have whiskers like a kitty, they're cute and I'll make friends with them

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/walrus/ is /hoc/ friendly

No screwing around, manners.

for me its the 2 way tendie

tell me about lentils right now or I blow up /hoc/ and finladn

is your ass jealous of all the shit coming out of your mouth?

big fat walrus butt

wrong

The post that saved Yea Forums

id rather my son tell me hes gay than tell me hes a leafs fan

>por nada, jefe
brilliant

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Go Jets Go

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About to do dishes then head to the bar to watch the game reminder that Tavares is overrated shit

at least he might be able to find happiness as a faggot.

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If >jest lose tonight, their season is pretty much over

which early game we watching? they all look SHIT

got 'eeeeeeeeeeem

Friendly reminder that the blue jackets are shit because of reasons that defy reason.

Finna bouta watch the Bolts

yea but there are 30minutes + anthems before that.

I'll be watching the plucky >snes take down >islels

FUCK OFF TO CK FUCKING FAT BIT H

>leafs arent on tonight
>everyone complaining about the shit games
maybe toronto is going to become americsas team too?

By numbers alone the devlels are due to beat the poo Jackie's.

Lol! aw, I'm a jackets fan this is gonna hurt...

>go all in
>still miss ploffs
the poverty stricken shithole of poolubus

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Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

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that SHIT team thing gets posted every day

>/debbies/

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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you

only shit teams play tonight

Kinda looks like an alien is snuggling up to a burger.

We're gonna see a Sharks-Bolts final

>he's right

sudoku it is then

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

teds are gonna assert their dominance tonight

i usually watch a replay of one of the thirteen cups the leafs have won during off nights.

that's enough mushrooms for you

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some of them must be in color right?

I'm watching the Whalers tonight.

>Ba dum
>bum

Fuck /bundes/

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I'ma watch too
>itsgonna be gewdddddddddddd

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Whalers @ Bruins gamethread

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they arent playing at home tho so i cant enjoy their fun zoomer dances. literally no point in watching.

ATTENTION /hoc/

Dude...

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if i wanted to hear from an asshole, id fart

weed

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i know, right??

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CEE BEE JAY CEE BEE JAY

TED IS GAY TED IS GAY

Where all my Teds at??

Crying and masturbating simultaneously.

what's the game of the night lads

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jets vs lingtnign

thats not canadas team

Wild and Preds
Jets and Lightning
Canes and Bruins
all other games are objectively shit

Lmao who then?
The only other choice close to acceptable is Montreal

That would be swell

team canada is you dumbass. stop pretending everyone loves the leafs

imagine naming your hockey team after a fucking leaf

There's no such thing as Canada's team and if you believe otherwise you're a complete and utter fucking idiot.

>pretending
the leafs have the most fans which makes them canadas team. sorry pierre.

BOB MCELLIGOTT ANNOUNCING FOR THE BJ'S FEED ABSOLUTELY BITCHEN

Based Dad Cullen playing 1500

>maple leafs existed decades before the maple leaf flag was adopted
>therefore, the maple leaf flag is dedicated to the toronto maple leafs, solidifying them as Canada's Team™

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>laffs have the same amount of playoff series wins as the teds since the lockout
yikes

do I play or sit hellebuyck tonight?

idk, are you the GM of the winnipeg jets?

importing fans from india doesn't count. sorry raj

I might be

>yikesronto

Lol what an idiot

>On the safety side, the GMs want a rule that will penalize players who don't leave the ice immediately after their helmets fall off.

Eat leaves Canada fag

Cope

if your theory was true the Canadian flag would be blue

>they have an off-day
>/hoc/ still can't stop being scared

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Good one?

>"It's a safety thing," Colorado Avalanche GM Joe Sakic said. "Any time you lose your helmet you should get off the ice. I mean, someone eventually is going to get hurt and you're going to change the rule then. Just do it now. It makes total sense."

>leafs aren't even playing
>their fags are still shitting up the general

calm down guys. we're all excited about the leafs but there's no reason to start insulting each other.

Rent free
Pure obsession

uh-oh.

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this is the only time they have because they wont even make it past the 1st round

Post your height, belt and scared status
>6’1”
>snow
>not even a little bit

>Implying it’s not the leaf hating denial fags shitting up the general

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for me, it's old style 8-packs.

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how mad is jack edwards gonna get with this hartford jersey being defiled again

o say can u seeeeeeeeee

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>The GMs will also propose a rule that will allow the team starting a power play to choose which side of the ice they want to have the face-off. The location is currently decided by which side of the ice the puck went out of play or was touched.

>"When you get into a big game, it's important which side of the puck is going to be dropped on," NHL senior executive vice president of hockey operations Colin Campbell said. "Washington, for example, with the one-timer from (Alex Ovechkin), it wants the puck dropped in the right side of the end zone. These things come to a head in the playoffs, in key games.

>"Our guys were overwhelmingly in favor of this."

>1.88m
>it's not sun for sure
>more scared of walrus tbqh

yikes what an awful singer, wonder who she blew to get that gig.

just wait until brad the chad crushes your dreams another time. no cups for you lolololololol

the red represents the color of the white house in 1812, of course

hehe, based canadians burned it down.

fuck i hate the leafs

Reminder I laid claim to best hockey fan on the board, threw an open fight invite out, and no one took me up. Even if the Jets don't win the Stanley Cup (not gonna happen), I'm still the most dom poster here. Jets fans run /hoc/

>norway approves of coastal raiding

>1 minute in
Where’s grease at
Lmao.

AHNNNND HE SCORES

BOLTS JETS

where did finland go? did he already give up on the kitties again?

>debbies

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this happened yesterday

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i sleep with the lights on because in the desert we had to sleep during the day because you never knew when the enemy was going to strike.

Pujluarvi has old man hips

Had a Pepsi for the first time in a month. Holy shit I crashed hard I'm so tired

>some folks are born made to wave the flag

also McMeme missed empty net
pretty meme game

Based kitties

how old are you grampa lol

>bjs already up 1 goal
no no no NO NO NO

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They were up by one after one minute

Do you think I fuckin care if you go over seas to fight Ontarians? I'm talking about hockey. In Canada. We got barns in our backyard. You got any nice rinks in the desert? Fuck outta here

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FIGHT HABBENING

SHIP JUMPERS

USED TO BE YOU

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lol this game is a clownfest already

Is torts right about water tasting “right”?

yes

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Connor "Patrik Stefan" McDavid.

SHIT games today
DECENT games tomorrow

:)

How do we stop players from falling so they can actual fight?

imagine those thighs wrapped around your head

remove the ice

>Ducks
>Bloos
>good

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Trampolines deployed after the fight begins.

based

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this ruins game is getting heated

bruins-canes has been pretty entertaining so far

FUCK THE RELOCANES
REEEEEW

Bodies flying everywhere

SHALL after my game is done

Bruins are the most entertaining team, AINEC.

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clowny as fuck

*HOONK* *HOOOOONK*

Eastern conference hockey is bingo hall tier and that doesn't bear repeating because those corny dorks don't deserve my attention

Bingo is fun asshole

shall be watching the stan lee final preview

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wtf the Relocanes moved back to Hartford?????

>PENALTY
>PENALTY
>PENALTY

For me its vanilla ice cream with a bit of sea salt on top

Rags and stars?

When I was a kid, we played bingo with my grandpa, drinking tea and talking about stuff. Ah, the comfy days

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haha i remember making this. she was so cute back in 98

I'm sick of this coach talks up and compliments the other team schtick

>already pittsburgh is losing while teds and canes are winning

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wrong

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>playing gin rummy with grandma

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Will Cory Schneider finally be good again next year?

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>jests

where'd you find the source?

nope. Peaked in the shadow of Luongo and never recovered since then

>Grandma never did fun things with you and now just insults you for having no friends

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Schneider after one more concussion

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>justs defense

I always wanted to learn bridge. Its like the ultimate old people game. It must be legit. No idea what you do in that game though

>riding horses with granpda

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>my team >>>>>> >your {(((“team”)))}

its from a youtube video called "the game of her life" it should be on youtube in 7 parts

youtube.com/watch?v=lLISmopEpmI

Thread theme m.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

Ferland
>will not return
>upper body

alex kraemer looks like a turbo slut.

LAINE DID SOMETHING

nice.

That was Schneider when he came into the fucking league he’s a meme goalie

A 6'5 man should not move that fast.

i’ll fuck your mom dude quit fronting

general reminder that rebuilt bulju grows stronger each passing day.

>it's not a goal

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she wants the big z.

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wasn't that girl crying earlier in the game

Enjoy a bit of /beav/ myself lads, truth be told.

Zamboni?

hi

american scum.

hello

howdy

God damn I love Jake Guentzel

Jackets look like shit.

hello give us an above-average meme

Japanese would love Sami Niku's name.

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I have i dream that black man can one day take a shower.

I said i’m not fucking black!

The language, not the people. The people are xenophobic assholes.

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Anyone have pierre mcguires face edited on a penis

wtf lol
blackmind

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It's happening boys

youtu.be/oi0yk7prM3A

Multipuck
Multigoalie
Multi net
2n period will be played one on one

The next time Pierre ever talks about have coached an NHL team, I want you to remember this
>courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-xpm-1994-05-21-9405210429-story.html

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what the hell..

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>whito piggu go home

aho dabbing on the ruins

>Ruins

Which team is better built, Bolts or Jets?

We all have the same thoughts now. I saw you in a dream and you were beautiful.

>mild

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Minnesota is ass

Pierre mcguire more like pierre mcpenis

gonna make pancakes for dinner, lads

>fucking kids dancing
I guess I'm an Old Fucker now, it makes me mad, not gonna lie

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I think the bolts have 3 or 5 incredible players and the jets have more depth and worse relative goaltending. Hopefully someone runs Vasilevsky in the playoffs so the bolts get exposed.

both built fairly well, Tampa has a far better coach

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assilesky will crack under playoff pressure again

seeing kids fortnite dance pisses me off to high hell and I don’t know why.

i'm just here to drop off some random /hoc/ memes don't mind me

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>clearly slewfoots him
>"not much going on there"
o jack edwards

>Fat Tuesday

>no N'awlins NHL team to watch
SAD

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end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

>being mad at literal children dancing
Imagine being this old and bitter.

it's important not to block the impulses to violence

You could blow something, fren
>smack a strange child if necessary

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The sharts are gonna win it all this year

imagine an arena full of kids doing this
how would that not kiss you off?

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End of thread reminder

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heh, jack calling out hamilton and carolina for being ignorant jerks.

NEW

Don't have to imagine.

Okay yeah that pisses me off.

I'm starting to suspect that Jack Edwards is an unreliable source of information.

no , habs have way more fans desu

this, EST sucks, imagine staying up passed midnight to watch hockey

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