/cric/

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Ah, yes. The autosage.

How's the chompers on the lass

Curran on the ropes

Reckon England might win this

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Wristy

>RR 36.00
It's over

>Shartwaithe

Reckon tonking Cottrell for six would be a satisfying feel

FUCKING KEK

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>bumarse

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GOTTEM

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>poot

>scoot

Is Cottrell /ourguy/?

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morning kiwi you here m8

another day of loneliness here in NEET HQ

>letting Bairstow tonk you around

I would love to taste Holly's farts.

Alright Joshy

>4 byes

S H O O K

why is wogball flooding the board?

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reckon it's about time for the daily autosage

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING
GOT YPURSELF A GUN

>putting your foot on the lower chair

Yikes

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would

lil Jonny taking the tendies to the sword here

England are ridiculously scary in LOI

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>get some irish guy to captain the team
>it becomes #1
As always, never lets Brits manage anything and you shall succeed

BASEDtow

*England's batsmen

Absolutely based

Yeh that's true but they are so good it doesnt matter what their bowlers do most of the time

Based

They're all or nothing - huge variance. Will see if they don't crash mean it matters in WC

The male equivalent of social media attention whores

There's a female too

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Artie's wife in Sopranos is so fucking hot.

Too many Anti-Romania and Anti-NZ threads up lads

Think it's gg lads

ausGODS

Bit going on outside this thread

>maddinson making tons in the shield

pls no

The only reason wh*te women go to the Caribbean is to sample the BBC. Notice how she’s there single, going to be getting railed later tonight.

Your women travel half way across the world just to get good sex. Wh*te “men” are a fucking joke.

oi blubbo why do you let the /fs/ threads stay up? You know they're all pedos right? Not a good look for the advertisers

*looks for collapse in dictionary*
*sees england cricket team*

So who are you fags going to worship now that Stoinis humiliated himself?

still the big WOGGOD

>another match determined at the toss
Fucking joke of a sport

>you now remember Superbowl 53

>you now remember victoria btfoing NSW in this shield classic

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who do you lads have your super with?

Can't jannies get banned for announcing autosages and the like as well?

sure can, make sure to report any behaviour you see not following the rules of the site :)

'chabin bla x
followed the game on cricinfo
really thought aus had even in the last over
that bumrah + vijay shankar doe innit bla
clutch bowling ngl
gonna be watchin the highlights with me dindin
x

Was a good game

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autsism

peep this action lads

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please

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Better than pizza hut?

I usually go to the super with the missus.

HESTA bla
x

Whats for lunch lads

>celery
>eggplant
>ginga+garlic
>brussel sprouts
>mushrooms
>zucchini
>black peppa
>red peppa flaksses
>brown rice
>evoo +chilli oil
^ sauteed, fry rice, with a side of avacado
x

>lunch
*dindin

Might have a sub

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x

>tomato basil sauss*

The TAB

Absolutely stacked

REST I think

umm..ya saw blabla on a general called 'brit' (sp? ) on /int/
x

Ded

How'd he humiliate himself champ?

seb ypur a fatty LOL

got some of my famous tumeric bread cooking lads

HEY, YOU HERE LAD?

LOL
LAD
LAD
LADLADLAD

LMAO LADS XD

INTERNET FRIENDS XDXD

LAD
A
D

LOLLOLOLOLOLOOL

LADS CHECK IT OUT

I'M AT X LADS AMA, MY LADS

LADS LTD XDXD

LE LAD LAD LAD HAHAHAHAHAHAA

YOU LADS ARE MY M8S LADS

CHECK OUT MY DIN DIN LAD HAHA

LMAO LAD GREAT LE BANTZ XDXD
LAD

LAD
A
D

Have a guess which lad gets bullied on the reg

r u k bla x

gottem haha
funny stuff

Hey you posted it again.
Neat.

>tumeric bread
whoa
post on /ck/ bla
x

Absolutely grim level of divegrass threads today.

planning to urinate on it again you sick fuck?

only a person from the above flag could even think of such a thing
it's tragic

Why did richos tacobell post get deleted?

rules 1, 2, 3

any other questions

Probably because it was low-quality off-topic garbage?

Richo don't leave us for /hoc/

Richo please take fatguts with you and don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.

>20 off 18 needed
>blocks out a Bumrah over
>the fucking 48th over
>doesn't even attempt to score except a single off the last ball
>dw lads I'll take it to the last over and see us through
>get out 1st ball to a nothing length delivery
Job well done.

>arse
cool yer boots, this is NOT /brit/

sounds like he embarrassed himself a bit 2bh

more like stumpnis aaamiiirite lads??
hzZAHahaAHAhahahaha hakekekekekeAAHahaakekekeekeee

no one was scoring off the Bumrash overs, he had a ridiculous economy. Stoinis played well enough setting himself up for the final over

The Bumrah thing was fine. Virat bowled him early to try to force a wicket, so Stoinis sat it out knowing that they'd have to bowl someone shit in the 50th. Perfectly sound batting.

seen nothing but praise for him in today's news m8.

hows memeswell and pspp escaping your criticism?
or is it because you just hate ethnics?

get back to concreting in your front yard m8.

kek buttmad anglo dog

>team fails
>get mad at Stoinis

Kek everytime

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didn't he get MOTM in a win against South Africa for his bowling?

imagine the angry anglos rage when stoinis makes a ton at lords in the ashes

more like uselessoinis aaammmirriiite lads
HAhaaaHAAHaHakekekekeHahaaheheKekee2wik

Just checked and Finch got MotM for his "gutsy" 41 (63), which was the fifth highest score of the match. meanwhile Stoinis got three wickets and the second lowest economy when South Africa were only chasing 231
fucking state of that decision, it's like a massive conspiracy to prop up Finch when he's absolute dogshit

can already picture the seething red hot rage painted all over their pasty white features

h8 finch with a passion tttt

this ttttttt

same, all this defending of him by Langer and the administration just makes it worse. He doesn't inspire any confidence, he just looks like a fat stubby little manlet that hides his anger under that annoying soft voice. can't stand the gum either
I remember this match as well, Australia were bowled out for a clearly sub-par total and the bowlers managed to make something of it. Even the cricinfo headline is
>Fast bowlers finally end Australia's worst ODI streak
>After seven losses in a row, Australia secured a hard-fought win as Marcus Stoinis took three wickets
so why the fuck should the guy that hit 41 with an average strike rate get motm. his leadership couldn't have contributed that much to outweigh that

grouse

One step closer to Western Springs test cricket kino stuff.co.nz/auckland/111049617/western-springs-speedway-shutdown-confirmed-after-lease-is-not-extended-past-march?fbclid=IwAR1hPr3LjU9QFyzrdp_6fU-kkMtL1WsJ6L-aZFCKDmuJQNV9puoPYT4AL0Y

love cricket.

Why can't new zealand into spin?

based

fuck yes.
bet they build houses there though.

lyl

imagine if Greece played cricket and they fielded 11 wogGODs

They'd be used to wickets with plenty of bounce in them at least.

got an itchy ring lads

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Actual Greeks are shit though.

drag it along the grass

>literally invent western civilisation

seething angloid

off to the gym lads

What year did the greeks invent the hills hoist?

free (You)s on /rug/ lads

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/r/straya

Greeks built this country; they came, they saw, they concreted

some cunt did this and drove off

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yeah you got me mate

butter chicken was a good call lads

second dinner on the cards however

you a grill?
nice thighs in the reflection m8

wearing shorts aren't I

lol nice car poorfag

thats what's insurance is for you sook. don't get too attached to your car shit happens

yes mate
short shorts
and nice thighs

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looks like it's shopping trolley height m8

anybody ever had lunch at the pine rivers bowls club before? had a spot of lunch there earlier and now i feel nauseous as fuck

parked nowhere near shopping centres
reckon it was some dickhead turning out

t. seething cager boomcuck
it's just a scratch

reckon it's nicer than yours

what do you drive josh?

just hit some cunts car, faggot was wearing a gay ass stripey too too

his mum's Prius kek

that cringy soccer kiwi is getting btfo lads

i fucking hate your kind

don't think donkeys show homosexual tendencies mate

Some curry student scrdoed my car and bailed once. Scoured the CCTV footage, got his plate, found him. Told him I was getting a panelbeater quote and he was paying every cent or I was going straight to the cops so he could get deported. $500 in my bank acct 2 days later.

Pegasus Metro, look it up.

chuck us a link mate

...

93 xcel

who tf is that
is that the nfl meathead too?

has to be someone on a proxy
probably twain

For

dunno who Twain is 2bh

take an instant dislike to anyone who watches exclusively American sports or soccer

"romanian" poster who always defends ronaldo and shits on messi, he's been at it for ages. if you make a thread on either of them there's a good chance he shows up

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>exclusively American sports
what even is there anymore?

what's the kiwi shitter connection

the kiwi has been around for years

was going to make that joke myself

they've got the same MO with ronaldo/ messi
and twain's probably a proxyposter
never noticed him tttt
I don't follow soccer desu, only pop into a cheeky ronaldo/messi thread when I'm bored

I sometimes watch the front page so I can mock the juventus wog and I've run into him a few times over the past few years

so the kiwi's been around for ages? why has he suddenly perked up again just recently

just knocked off ey fellas

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it's like a whole new world of autism out there

those abos have probably had more jobs than you Josh kek

GOTTEM

I think he's just started getting noticed, maybe it's not the same poster though idk

based emu export

I thought the seething nfl kiwi was Joe Fucko or whatever his name is with his trip off. then I saw him posting with an Aussie flag. good riddance I say.

freshie exposed JFBF was an ausGOD

Good, anime is for faggots.

NFL is the worst fucking sport. Who the fuck watches a 4 hour final for 11 minutes of actual gameplay?

how the fuck would I know? you think I would actually enter an nfl thread riddled with obese artists?

because he was literally everywhere you retard, he was the greatest trip this board has ever seen.

Know your place zoomer

>obese artists

>he takes great pride in his deep knowledge of Yea Forums tripfag lore
wew

I think you'll find 0v6EmR0AR5M is the greatest trip this board has ever seen

now here's a real poosonality

>josh browses Yea Forums
>watches NFL
LMAO

Sickening.
Complete normie fresh of the instaferry

Check it out boys. I got a new Macbook.

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looking good mate

Haha, of course it looks good - it's a Mac.

lmao he doesn't realise we can see him in the reflection KEK

>balding
>obese
Yeah that’s Josh alright

>he deleted it
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

OH NO NO NO

mong

pretty dire larp

>this seething damage control
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

gonna need a repost lads

>josh
It's Darren Lehman lads

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What happened?

It's a work.

imagine thinking that wasn't posted deliberately as a joke

Get a load of this bald fatcunt still trying desperately to save face lmao

>josh attempts a new narrative just as the soccer ""kiwi"" replies in the other thread
made me think

/cric/ is hilariously easy to fool.

Still, I imagine Joshy being balding and overweight.

Josh does like to steal from /g/ threads

Josh Reynolds is an empty shell of a man.

fuck up josh

Fuck up Josh. Now we know what you look like kek.

Had just about enough of the 'summer of cricket' lads.
Yearning for comfy cold winter and Friday night football (either).

Shut up you fat fuck

cup of tea

fuck up josh

What would you do if this ball came your way?

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KEK based kiwis living RENT free in the heads of /cric/ /cock/ suckers

For me, its mitre10 rugby on weeknights in the depths of winter. /cric/ has never known such levels of comfy.

>the friday night, cold beer, crackling fire, based /afl/

...

Literally nothing untruthful about that post

This ends NOW

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Trip on shitspouter

THIS is the post!

More like Darren NORFman, bla x

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You fucking hugbox retards while you've been here in some retarded daisy chain the kiwis have been spouting absolute based posts it started with the BASED fatnaldo poster and now it's the BASED tandem of Kiwi and Bromania and now WE own Yea Forums

fuck up josh

literally who

cringe

cuh-ringe

>wogball

Fuck yea, a glass of single malt in front of the fire watching M10 cup is max comfy

Any of you lads ever played this format before?

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Fucking hell just move to australia stop pining over some imaginary bullshit I have never seen a more cucked poster ever

this am the post

based post . on are way

>move to australia
fuck that. rather move back to Hamilton if I'm really honest with you

>fire
why do hate planet Earth

fucking hell you must really hate Australia

>using the word 'cuck' unironically

which disgusting Australian is a higher percentage of botox, Shane Warne or Nicole Kidman

>uses unironically unironically

Come to Auckland and I'll glass you fat cunt

go back home to new zealand sebbo

>greentexts

There is no such thing as "unirony". Just substitute it with seriously.

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The boomers fucked the earth for us, so I'm just sitting back and enjoying the show.

t. hone ngarawawaramutu

>bloomer and doomer posting

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Fair. I was just virtue signalling. loved a good fire.

>le selfish boomer meme

They were the first to receive weaponized propaganda in the pre-internet era plus post-war babbies. Give 'em a break!

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about to watch captain rotten to-muh-toes. will deliver a brand spanking new /cric/kino review when it’s over.

might stop in next time I'm back home desu, got some mates down there from uni

Luckily my place is old enough to still be allowed an open fire. I burn heaps of coal too.

What about the go-getter?

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haha faggot

>I burn heaps of coal too
I bet.

>2019
>Capeshit
YIKES from me desu

>I bet.
passife aggressive asshole

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kek

Thoughts on this gentleman's bowling action lads?

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BASED

On the way mate I'm just stuck in traffic

None of those boomers would last nowadays.

the other fat cunt m8

lots of really hot ladies on the sopranos lads. where do i find a cute wog gf

lads I'm going to have a really nice long shower

tipping the ironic shit poster to get triggered by the use of lads again

West Sydney.

how the fuck would you know poopee fuck

what's triggering Josh today

The fuck u say bish

vegetables

kiwis

hahaha lads whats for din dins LADS
Hahaha seb is a fatty fat fat lads XD
oi josh u here LAD LADS LADSLADSLADSLADS

you will never be a kiwi

but both are good for you

Allows for good flight however the wide release limits the amount of spin he can impart and allows the batsmen to see the ball much more clearly as opposed to a 'centre line' release.
gentlemanly/10

shit thread

Kek

just for a change of pace, Joshy on the ropes lads

>rope breaks

/cric/ took a huge hit the night Smith and co were done, ausbros just couldnt believe it and the humor disappeared.
In stepped the kiwis and momentarily the Indians.
Best kiwis could come up with was 'muh sandpaper' was extremely cringe and low iq humor, not subtle, not dry and not funny at all. literal fagbook 'humor'
Was a shame such quality material and such a meme worthy incident was wasted and muh Santner and this shit (pic related) is pretty much all weve had since.

It's eternal, the jealousy. Similar to leafs and burgers, you're always the afterthought, the 'heh', the pissbreak and along with leafs will forever seethe at your superior neighbour.

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>he's legitimately upset
kek

>and this shit
>doesn't actually know the player's name
holy mother of casual

>humor
>watches NFL
>watches anime
>110kg
>27 years old
>balding

27 is a pretty normal age to start balding right?

of course josh, I wouldn't worry about it

Yes Josh

big statement to think about there lads.
nobody wanted to say it but someone had to.
sorry lads

i am that balding 110kg user, ive lost 3kg since then down to 107 m8 so yknow ease up

What a coincidence

ah yes, /cric/ the movie

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getting the feeling a few of the Aussie flags here are big fat bald manbabies

>replying to yourself
cringe lad
big cringe. go back to NZ if it bothers you that much :)

Got a mcRib combo today. Bit shit honestly

BASED Ausgod sending KIWIS back to pre South African incident era.
Theyre already getting defensive xDxDxD

queue the seething bogans

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How's the odi series in India going lads

Looks like there's a bit going on there.

better than yours

hello, /cric/. how’s it hangin’ today?

Australia are getting BTFO and Joshy is absolutely furious at NZ and his mum, which I think is a bit unfair.

>seething
incase you didn't notice sweeties the kiwis have been the number one topic on this board for 2 weeks

NZ
so hot right now

I'd fuck me lads

Just being honest

No one else is going to do it

How's pozztralia doing in the test rankings lads

>implying josh cares about cricket
state of this freshie

/spuh/ is absolutely SHOOK at this new era of BSK dominance

ENORMOUS COCC /HOC/

microscopic dicc /cric/

don't forget that

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you're being very defensive lads
best way to improve is to recognise the problem, address it and move on

dead format

the power is intoxicating

kiwis getting a bit big for their boots off a few threads tttt

calm down lads it's a bit cringey now

>le aussie shitposting xD
nigger you guys were overblowning and sucking/fucking your own dicks for years it's our fucking turn

grow up mate

>sucking/fucking your own dicks
thats the pre sandpaper quality were used to
cheers lad keep it coming

boot the kiwisluts

>le edgy racial slurs
GO BACK TO Yea Forums YOU PIECE OF SHIT

imagine all the time and money you'll save not having to get haircuts though

remember lads, start screen capping all kiwi posts now it'll be fantastic when they are swept next summer

s-sorry

Sensing a hint of jealousy here

>you now remember the Mint Chicks

What's the kiwi version of Melbourne

nice /afl/ meme

>it's cringy when it's not us doing it
every time gotta say

The lack of fresh memes is killing this poomunity

Wellington

What's the kiwi version of cricket?

backyard cricket

yoho Sebastian let's go far away

oi sebbo got a question for ya

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>left handed

yuck

Is whatsapp just for old people or does everyone use it?

Please respond.

>PS4 mono headset
They call you Sonybro

>deluge
big yikes

It's for old people and pajeets

So true

Do they call you questionbro?

What do the cool kids use?

Fact bomb: /afl/ created every noteworthy au/sp/ meme ever, this cannot be disputed.

iMessage, snapchat and instagram

Grindr

josh losing it lads

Why can't everyone just use 1 thing?

if I met a female version of me I'd stay well away I reckon

nah you're alright ay

Signal and snapchat.

for me? It's having such an enormous dick it's impossible to have a sexual partner

One (you) = you know that feel

Capitalism mate

Really feel like getting a rub n tug but I don't want to make 2 trips

Didn't know you were a commie sebbo, after all that time I spent defending you.

just get the rub and tug at the same then

I mean have to do one trip to an ATM and then go to the rub n tug. If I had the cash in my wallet right now I would 100% go.

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i'd be afraid of catching something at one of those places

Just woke up

Avoiding those places for the foreseeable future. God help me if I got caught in a raid.

Think that was all warney in the box wanking over his captaincy.

>kikes slandering a dude who has been dead for 10 years because he shit on them once

hmm racist slur

what's really funny is that both accusers previously denied being diddled, one of whom continued to deny it as an adult and voluntarily testified under oath for Jackson's benefit in a lawsuit by someone else accusing him of misconduct.

Just watched Handscomb's run out again lads. Jadeja is an absolute gun on the field.

>oooh please complete my hat trick mr umpire
pathetic. lbws shouldnt count in a hattrick

based. big night planned mate?
t.nightcaller

might do my dailys on wow then hang around in stormwind for a bit who knows maybe a few rbgs

crashed my bike and split my head open on some guy's windscreen, I can't drink for a while now
also my head hurts

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Hlw :D

going to repost your short shorts and thighs in every thread lad.
delicious

Grim stuff Alchy locks. Live alone?

based forced sobriety

sue the bastard

was 100% my fault, the car was parked

probably his fault mate.

>/cric/kino reviews presents: Captain Marvel
the movie pays homage to Stan Lee by modifying the opening logo so that his cameos replace the other superheroes, and that’s great, and after the logo fades out we get the words “THANK YOU STAN”. it starts off well and keeps being great for about 70% of the movie, but kinda gets lame for the last third. there is not much forced feminism and its only there when necessary. also fuck that stupid cat. it’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen in this capeshit series, and this series gave us the first two Thor movies.
overall 8.5/10 for the first two thirds, and 5/10 for the last third.
we get a one minute long avengers endgame sneak peek for the mid-credits scene.
the end credits scene has to do with the fucking cat, don’t bother.

I'm not watching any capeshit

oh no no no no no no

>one line of greentext
where do you think you are mate?
shant be reading that novel

yes but work sent me some fudge so I have that for company

Haven't watched a movie in yonks

Don't mind me lads. Just getting my fat ass rimmed.

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based capitalism

how bad is the injury mate? how's the bike?

Car would've been a write off if this was Josh

looks like you have a broken condom on mate.

yeah but where was it parked

based bushpigbro

bit going on here

Get well soon mate. You always have us :)

deleted scene from Titanic mate

bike is totalled, front frame is totally buckled. thankfully I only escaped with minor injuries and a black eye. wasnmt wearing a helmet so could have been a lot worse.
broke the windscreen and ruined his front bumper as well, and shredded quite a nice coat on the road
round a corner after coming down a small hill. i lost control and my brakes dont work very well, was trying to swerve into a hedge but ended up just ramming straight into the corner of the car

Haha yeah, it's just excessive foreskin on a small cock though

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Bushpigbro you back m8

BASED bushpigbro

Marvel: So we need to work out Talos’ voice
Mendo: Gonna talk like a fuckin Aussie mate
Marvel: I mean you really need to consider the biol-
Mendo: FUCKIN LATERS

test /cric/ at the basin reserve niggas

>brits have to wear a coat while cycling
grim just grim

Thanks for the kind words, lads. This one is slightly better than the last and she is letting me crush her head, and choke her and shit!

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what's her name m8

grim lifestyle it must be said

tell her to wash her hair

how much did that cost mate? know nothing about the oldest profession

you look brown, possibly of the greek or italian persuasion

what a nice looking lady

trips checkd btw

Flying in for a function tomorrow and have just enough time for 2hrs of criccy at the basin.

We agreed to $200 for an hour but she was horny and I wasn't as fast and gross as her usual clients so I ended up staying overnight for the $200!

got a hankering for a snag in bread all of a sudden lads

>red face
Hot stuff

had to hide your posts mate.
mum lurking around

wondering if it is gay to criticise grooming of pubes and I think yes probably

Bobbi

It is washed. This was straight after a shower.

Wonder what happened to Mel lads

I stay well away from making any comments on the anatomy of another male

would NOT tongue punch a fart pipe for
>$200

YIKES

gonna be catching saturday's action hopefully get to see the boys rack up some tons

still bootyblasted that the t20 against the poo's was at westpac

you wouldnt punch 1 for two hundies but how about 5 for a grand?

I reckon I'd never be game enough to post my penis here.

why mate. no ones ever going to see it in the flesh, even you fat boy

how long do I have to do it for

ive posted my bollocks but never my penis or face

My penis is small and not aesthetic. Even though it's anonymous, the harsh criticisms posted here would hurt me deeply.

was trying to remember that blonde who does stuff for cricinfo (or used to? not seen her lately) and drawing a blank
I thought her name was mel something but that;s not coming up with anything

rate seems to be $200/hr, so five hours. breaktime at your discretion too mate, not a bad deal

reckon we can track down bobbi on that whore site? what's it called again

nvm it was melinda farrell

i got a great sized majestic dick but nowhere near enough money for whores

i just wanna see if shes cute without her face in a bum

no deal sorry pal

I like an eastern european accent on a woman so the UK whore scene is my oyster

did you get checked for concussion zachy
youre dribbling on abit

langtrees.com/private-escort/qld/mountisa/bobbi-jo/7339/

not zachy and they sent me home the same night so can't have been too worried

Someone keeps deleting my posts and banning me. Annoying as fuck

He is the Duke of Dorset

oh wait banning? can't be the janman then, he has no power to ban

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15 minute ban. Still had to change IP

based bobbijobro

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lies

what about your Yea Forums Pass mate?

"no"

>fake
>tfw still didn't preorder
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I don't have a pass.

Are you cuddling bobbi right now?

got told to have a good afternoon although it's clearly the evening

report them

What PS4 model do you Sonybros have? I have this one.

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I don't have any at the moment as eb games are repairing it.

waiting for it to dip under 200
pretty much only want it to play bloodborne

...

weak and needy

>ps4
>under 200
>ever

Just had some Jehovah's witnesses walk past as I was putting the rubbish out and they said good evening to me and I panicked and said hello.

ps5 isn't that far off

the ps3 did and I got one
surely they don't want to lose me as a loyal customer who buys everything preowned

I haven't noticed them ever going cheap and it's basically already the end of the generation.

And? The ps4 is still near its launch price. The ps3 didn't ever reach mass market price. The best you can hope for is ps4 to be $300 when the ps5 launches.

*boots the slut*

looks like I will not be getting one
too bad, it was the first good controller sony has made

Maybe spend less on dick shrinking hair meds and you'll be able to buy one

The 500gb slim ps4 was $249 at big w for a brief period in late 2017. But apart from that, they always seem to be around $450 and the pro $530. Way too expensive for hardware from 2012.

gf just burped and blew it in my face and laughed like it was funny

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Should just buy a mint gaming PC. Problem solved

Beat her up. It's the only way she'll learn.

Yeah I'll just play Bloodborne, TLOU, RDR2 and God of War on that lmao.

Which NRL team do you support?

cost like 2000 now thanks to drumpf

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Where can I pre-order the Captain Marvel special edition console and game bundle?

fucking state of it

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mumbai indians have a netflix show lmao

I have one but it doesn't have bloodborne, that's the only problem
not interested in anything else on the platform which is why I am very unwilling to pay for it
heh got in just before the buttcoin miners ruined the market, my GPU is still worth the same amount years later

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tits

fucking ridiculous hey

If it was a pro and they swapped tlou with uncharted lost legacy, I'd get that naughty dog bundle

No excuse for a 3 year old product to remain the same price as launch.

truthie: LA Noire is the only good 3D game Rockstar has ever been involved in.

6 years old in a few months

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The Warriors you pleb.

I've always suspected I'm a genius, and now it's confirmed. I did an IQ test and got the results today. My IQ is at a huge 91%. I'm in the top 9% most intelligent people on earth.

t.gtx 980

Considering 95% of the world is brown, you did badly

Cope harder, brainlet.

>doesnt use niche fagbook vidya groups to take advantage of nerds and retards who think youll be their friend if they sell you one of the ps4s they autistically collect
lad

>buying used goods
yikes

>new computer with same hardware is faster than used computer with used hardware

you did badly not getting that post breh

Who are you quoting?

an implied allegation

r9 390x but close

who's got an elite idea for a new thread?

NEW THREAD

2 packs of noodles for dinner, very decadent.

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>excuse for /rug/ to start le ebin general wars

>lazy

hmmm

Top kek faggot. You thought you won

came out a treat, very comfy on a cool autumn evening

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BASED WA din din poster