UCL Real Madrid vs Ajax thread 2

Yea Forums

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first for pic related

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>halal has scored 0 (zero, nil, none, ninguno) goals in their own stadium in the last 3 matches

Based bong

WHY WON'T HE ANSWER FLORENTINO'S CALLS ANYMORE?

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I'm so sorry for doubting you TSUUnaldo, you really carried this shit team

Reminder David Neres is a São Paulo FC youth product.

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Yea Forumsjax

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>he's out of the next game
lmao

For me, it's the Tolima of yourpoor

Can't wait for the butthurt

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>The last 8 goals scored at the Bernabeu have been scored by opponents
The absolute state

>got my blanket
>got my coffee from microwave
>madrid losing

who here /comfy/

*touches you*

You are healed

Algerije

took a shit that filled the shitter and now I've a baboon's ass

Ajax bros the youth never stops

Neres>Vinicius lads?

Vinicius needs to go back to Real Madrid B ASAP

HOW MANY GOALS YOU HAVE
A LOT
HOW MANY BYCYCLES YOU HAVE
A LOT
HOW MANY WEED YOU CAN SMOKE
A LOT
HOW MANY SPANISH HOES TO FUCK
A LOT

Post the webm fuckers.

no bully

Anyone got a good stream?

cringe and bluepilled

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>Ajax winning
>Spuds winning

How do we stop jews lads

Can they do a Mancity and reverse the game and win 3-2 ?

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>Bet on Real and Derby
>Both getting dabbed on at home
Don't even care desu, this shit is hilarious

How the fuck do you leave Asensio out and play this Monkey on the left

>real mandril

the difference now is that real's opponents are not afraid to concede and that changes everything

>modric
>kroos
>casemiro

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Yea Forumsjax

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>the absolute state of Courtois

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>modric
hahahahahahahahaha

de jong is elite unironically

>people thinking that Madrid is actually going to loose this

I mean I want Real Madrid to loose so bad but let’s face it.

Whatever dude

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Or on loan to Ajax?

onanastisch

>Bayol in

BAYOL

How the fuckk did they win UCL last year

BALE GONNA SHAG THESE DUTCH FUCKERS

Imagine Ramos right now

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Pls Ajax hold on. I want justice for the first leg. Also Tadic is playing great so far

>Bayol in
ajaxbros...

But Ajax are actually the better team and not just being gifted pens by the ref

>"Best goalkeeper in the world" award winner

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I'm way more impressed with Blind this game, dude has been on point so far.

Hopefully he won't get tired in the second half.

BAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

it's over, time for you to switch your support

>bayol
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

REDEMTION ARC NOW

>bale in
OH NONONONONONON BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF HALAL

Yasssss queen

post pics
ripple.is/football/8053-real-madrid-vs-ajax-champions-league-tv-channel-live-stream-watch-online

>Lucas Divequez is gone

it's over, now Kroos has to dive for penalties

based Zidane.

Do remember all those anti de jong threads when Barca bought him? Kek

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>BAJOLES in
REKT

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by being carried by TSU and Zizou

* sweating irish man*

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ALLAH IS GREAT ALLAH IS THE GREATEST

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Based SPFC, making me laugh at Libertadores and also UCL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>suicidal and depressed
>try praying to God
>try meditation
>try drugs
>try girlfriend
>try quitting alcogol
>nothing

>try anime
>cured

TSUUUUU and VAMOS

lmao forgot about that retard

how soon does beal get injured again?
post your predictions
i'd say 42nd minute

Is this the new >de gay bros?

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>slipnicius

DO IT FOR HIM

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>Bale coming on
youtube.com/watch?v=B4_SA1xNZaU

Wtf happened to r/soccerstreams/? Anyone knows another site?

>booing the player that’s going to save you from embarrassment AGAIN

Kek they’re such cunts.

the same way they're gonna advance to the next stage now

>Loocas Cowardquez

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Bayol scored a wondergoal to save the day and >Karius happened

>booing the player who won you 2 CLs
Fucking faggots

Lol Navas must be loving this.

can he do it?

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Why was Spoony crying?

You guys made a big mistake of not putting Neres in your team

>Sub30min sub
>Batol

wew of all wews

What the fuck does he do?

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HERE COMES THE BALEOUT

Ronaldo and Zidane

>vasquez pretending to be injured to spare himself the embarrassment of being subbed after 20 minutes
LMAO

earned it against brazil and France but his japan performance should have prevented him from winning the award

Slipping to Ajax at home , never change cuckdrid

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real poop

this girl must be rich as fuck or paid because she's always there with the same clothes

footybite dot com

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>SAVE US BAYOL!!!
The absolute STATE of these spics.

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DAB ON THEM BAILEY

lmao no they can't. This Madrid is utterly destroyed psychologically since the last couple matches against Barcelona AND they are missing the one player capable of leading them and keeping their morale high, literally anybody could beat them right now. And Ajax are actually playing worlds better.
Of course there's still an hour left so there's plenty of time for the refs to succumb and ruin it

>Solari

OH NO NO NO

Ask Dusan anything you want

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dirty moor carvhalal

Ulreich and Kairus

>"What do you mean the Qataris have...did you say 'doubled?' I can't afford that, Mr. Ceferin pls...hello?"

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HAJDE DODJI U BOSNU, PICKO

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RMA absolutely seething fuck.
This is the best thing since 7-1

lmao is he having a mental breakdown

>NIGGERCIUS

>Vincius
>le shoot wide man

>Microwave coffee

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>SHITNICIUS

it's real lads

My forklift is called Dusan

>fraudicius

thx Lloris for the meme goal at the final

Vinniger Jr already trying to save face by leaving the match kek

Thanks fren

Every team Tsuman leaves tuns to shit lol

lmao second injury!

Can't wait for Bale to fuck up and cost them another goal.

Oh fuck Vinicius is injured
Real stands a chance now

Madrid doing a Utd.

TIO FLORO AYUDANOS.

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>le run fast at a weird angle and cut off any possible scoring opportunity man

stupid nigger lmao hes fucking dead

>missinius

And refball

would pay $2,000 to have her sit on my face

OH NO NO NO

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Will i get a 3.14 gf this year

EWWWWW

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CBF only likes meme players since 2010

Based Muslim mudrering niggers

Se me está poniendo dura sólo de pensar en leer el Marca después de esta derrota

>another injury
The absolute state of this match

How much did they pay for Vinishitcus jr.?

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mandy muse?

>VINISHIT

>Ficticius

I miss papai cris

lol who the fuck is this pacey blackman? and why is he playing for Real Madrid?

Pick your team, Yea Forums.

PSV here.

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*run fast*
*shoot off target*

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Viniggcius sleepy

tfw I don't even look at the screen when I hear "vinicius", I know nothing will happen

>el pacey black lad

lmao dumb nigger go back to real madrid B

I see God has finally answered all those Egyptian prayers from last year

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Too much fucking ass

Gross

>Ngubius

Can you score sum fackin goals Dusan?

hi john

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Vinicius ded?

lmfao at madrid players body language right now, they are never coming back. they don't have one clutch bone in their bodies since ronaldo left

What does this fraud even do that gets him picked every single time?

White phat ass is disgusting. Dont @ me

OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON
>JUSTicius

Look Dad! I'm Pele!

>The black Jesus

vinicius is such an idiot, incredible

but... what if

Og my God dude, I only just noticed the font used on Halal's kits. Revolting.

>faking injuries like cowards
This is the only thing they learned from Penaldo.

The J in vinicius kit is a turd

>No esta mirando el chiringito con soria loleandose entero.
Hoy es un buen dia. Vinicius out? HUE.

Will you destroy halal

>morata
lmao dis nigga still exists

Based

Anime will always be here for you Yea Forumsnon

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Y VINICIUS
P A' C U A N D O
A
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C
U
A
N
D
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Oh my God all these things going wrong, this is glorious

he ded

SHOW ME FLORENTINO'S FACE

>Congolombia

Por favor

Did Yea Forums meme'd Vinicius to death?

ANOTHER REAL MADRID CRYING

OH NOOOOOO BOOMERS ARE LOOSING LADS WE NEED POWERFUL BOOMER IMAGES

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Vinicius is DED

skills and tricks hd 4k

I thought the Emirates was bad but God damn, at least arsenal have an excuse (shit performance for ages). These Spanish """fans""" are garbage, deserve this loss.

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE

t. Conan O'Brien

>VENICEOUS JENIOR

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Is my gf cheating on me? ALSO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA @VENICIUS

RIP SHITTYCIUS

LITERALLY CRYING LMFAO

kek someone cap that

>inaudible monkey noised

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAA

You now realize Madrid fans have booed Zidane, Raul, Cristiano Ronaldo and Bale at the bernabeu

Can't even comprehend how bad Casemiro is this match

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On loan to Getafe next season desu

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REAL CRYDRID

Ajax midfield is so good fuck. If they had a high end striker upfront this would be 4-0 at least.

>end career injury
based

Who is on the phone Yea Forums?

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are you fucking kidding me lol

So why is dutch football suddenly good again?

Why everybody blaming Vinícius? Kroos and Casemiro made the shit

Vinicius cagón.

>the shit mane

>the only good player of Madrid out

Based Cristiano and his Portuguese witchery.

Admit it, you faggots only hate Vinicius because of his skin color.

D to dab on Vinicius

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sucks for him

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He's not crying he's just sweating

he truly is the new neymar

AJAX'D

>tfw the fact that i made a lesbian sim just to masturbate when i was a lad still haunts me

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS

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Based

lol look at that fucking monkey shrieking

>BAYOL

Need webm of Vinicius ded pls.

yes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Decent save pham

who?

O VINICIUS

>VINI OUT
The great hero of Real Madrid Club de Futbol

>2 subs in 30 mins

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Whats so funny

shitload of luck

THEY’RE GETTING FUCKING BATTERED

LMAO

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kek fucking kek

If Ajax doesn't win this one they don't deserve to qualify for quarter finals

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Madrid fans are known for being a bit mentally challenged.

the players coming off the bench are better than the actual starters

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Did someone say Ajax?

omegalul webm of his injury? he's acting like he's been shot in the kneecap

HOLY BASED

But we like Dembouz

You don’t even think need to ask desu

JALALALALALALALAAAAA

AJAX AMSTERDAM

>bayol in charge of defending

Bitchnigger

>LLORICIUS

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thanks for posting the webms, I'm not watching the match

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Based Moroccan CHAD btfo'ing le pacy nigger.

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I honestly do rate Vinicius, and that comes from a dude who doesnt like nigger

reminder Ajax were robbed the first leg, this is an absolute thrashing

That's ok, Texas, we all have secrets

>that fucking defence
this is amazing

>vinicius is Yea Forums meme curse's new victim
It's as real as it gets, bros.

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>MEMEICIUS

OH NO NO NO NO

AHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHA

*never exposed on your path*
Miss me yet?

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SALAH'S PRAYERS ANSWERED
SALAH'S PRAYERS ANSWERED
SALAH'S PRAYERS ANSWERED
SALAH'S PRAYERS ANSWERED
SALAH'S PRAYERS ANSWERED
SALAH'S PRAYERS ANSWERED

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>BALE

The absolute STATE of Madrid.

Incredible. They are falling apart, emotionally speaking. Was Cristiano so strong minded that he inspired all his teammates?

whats the point of all this?
getting up early in the morning for a job i dont like, going home to nothing but two cats, wasting away time on the internet, going to bed and repeat
whats the fucking point dusan

>turn on game
>Madrid losing
>Vinícius off injured
In for a good game it seems

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at least he'll get to play CL there

Close

Based

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still slower than an american

D

*blocks your path to the QFs*

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No one can stop Neres, lul

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>black keepers

Carvajal is literally me playing with friends tier

>Rising man has a rising wife
what the fuck

The city of madrid
Is on fire and burning to the ground.

Will real finish this game with 11?

Jesus Christ those things are huge

Seo a cute

lol reminder solari is on a long term contract

I jerk off to trannies and feel disgusted after, I don't think there's anything wrong with you

>Real Mandril and Sliperpoo btfo in less than a week

im so blessed

>Seo
yep
truly blessed

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Bros I'm scared
Can they actually pull it off for another hour?

Not gonna lie I feel for Vinicius
Hope he'll be able to leave Madrid and go to a decent club some day

Si, Kein, estas disponible?

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MY FUCKING SIDES

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He is really a likeable guy desu, I don't hate him

I'm sad for Vinicius tbqh.

I would literally put money on 2-2 at this point, offside goal in second half follow led by ridiculous VAR 'penalty' for Madrid in the 89th min, calling it now

fuck. who died?

Get the fuck out, plastic pos.

>No chance to refball yet

Florentino is sweating. Ajax playing too clean.

>black goalkeepers

Bayol already the best RM player

>2 subs in 30 mins
>No game plan
>No Ronaldo to bail them out

Lmfaaaaaaaaaoooo

i rather have vinicius than paper-bones Bale tb h

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>watched your team get ethered at home THREE times in a week

Are Mandril fans the ultimate cucks ?

>NO SERGIO RAMOS

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>refusing to deliver the coup de grace
Ajax will go out, won't they

Are all weebs pedos and all pedos weebs?

This dude will end up with the hairline of Zidane

De Jong is world class absolute boss in the midfield

Hehe.

so Halal needs to score twice to win, right?

are the ajax fan singing: Tiboooo Tibooooo ?

so everyone at the bernabeu are customers other than this small white section behind the goal

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>no ramos to bail you out

rip

They are just not intelligent enough to play the position.

/dzg/ when?

where is ramos?

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Oh man, the reactions in youtube will be some kind of magic.

*is better than vinicius*

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But you're from Chile, you haven't got money, right?

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>real
>win
oh no no

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Vinicius was playing in the Real B team and then they called him to main team

The only reason he is being criticized too much is because he was hyped by others so much and thought to be the one to replace Ronaldo but he isn't even playing in ronaldo's position. The one to replace ronaldo should be benzema. Vinicius is a talented 18 yo winger. He is still developing

I don't understand why all the responsibility is on him. Valdano already said that Raul had the same problem as vinicius and that these problems are fixable in training

>no Penaldo
>no Ramos
>2 goals down
>2 strikers out in 30 minutes

What's Solari's masterplan lads?

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>200
this means 3-2 somehow and real madrid advance

REMINDER THAT RAMOS GOT A YELLOW ON PURPOSE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THE JOB WAS DONE OH NO NO NO NO NO

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LMFAO

They're both currently at 2 goals away, so if Real score one now they'll go into eggstra dime/benuldies.

>play with a 17 years old crappy nigger and random spanish shitty players
>omg, why are we losing games

???

uhh....yes boss, bonjour.

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you're forgetting They're gonna get refballed through

Not to mention, the Ajax players are gonna be more tired in the second half.

who do we buy in the summer la's

Why isnt Solari playing Isco

Actually give Real a chance with Asensio and Bale in now

everyone is better than vinicius

Not going to lie, I didn't have faith at all in Ajax.

2022 when we win the worldcup

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>They haven't even scored once

they need to win to qualify

>Vinicius injured while ignoring a pass and shooting from a stupid angle

I only hate him because everyone else does desu

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are there some YT channels like Arsenal TV for Real ? To see their reactions ?

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LEL

like being the smartest kid with downs syndrome

it's the culmination of years of regress. It's quite amazing that this club still won the last CLs.

You cucks don't realize Madrid have been shit for a decade and it's always near the end that refball kicks in, they are unstoppable. Just wait.

ye, in 2 years I see him dominating

>strikers
>VJr and Vazquez
fuck off

>getting knocked out in front of your fans
real don't even look like they're trying to score

Is Benzema playing?

BASED AND BTFOPILLED

crawl under the bench and cry

>brings AIDS to humans

>1 more ajax goal and real would need to tie to pass

thanks to to refs

EZ4ENCE

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>45 million for an uglier robinho

Cringe and redditpilled

Ajax to score O 1.5 goal win. i got a parlay with ajax win and dortmund win, will it happen lads?

>we sold Blind
>we kept Jones & Rojo

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Their national media is basically Real Madrid fan tv

a e s t h e t h i c g A m E

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forced a yellow on the first leg to be able to sit this one out

>diving already
Fiorentino is going to make the call isn't he.

>asenshit

ill wait

based

Don't forget the same happened to their basketball team, yeah I know nobody cares abut niggerhoop but still
February-March 2019 will go down in history as the time Real Madrid was flushed down the shitter mercilessly

We have Roncero and el Chiringito.

>Real Madrid

>halal footix right now

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Blind is channeling Jaap Stam

TROLLPOST

TROLLPOST

>troll post

Can't take my eyes off this one

Fuck me, the pace of this game is crazy.

I'm really loving this game. The guy who has been scoring goals on ajx is fun to watch

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Madrid needs Mourinho back ASAP, he was the one who set the foundation for Madrid's success in the past few years, he's the only one that can properly rebuild Madrid

just clogged my toilet taking a huge courtois. what do I do?

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TROLLPOST

TROLLPOST

blind gone was good, just should also have gotten rid of the rest. if you had seen more of him now back at ajax youd understand

It's Florentino's fault for being a jew.

lol

It turned the other way, but I will still post it

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ERA

NO ERA

if Ajax don't score before 60th minute they are fucked

ATTACK IT HEAD ON

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Their morale is non existent after all the lost clasicos, they gave up on this match before it even started.

I

I’m sorry, but the game isn’t over. What have Dutch teams ever accomplished? Or even Dutch people? Real Madrid is the creme de la creme of football clubs with a real history. They are known to turn it around at the last minute. So wait until the end before making your jokes. HALA MADRID

Ziyech is Moroccan. The Netherlands is Moroccan clay. Allah alwatan almalik!

this is all ziyech's fault for being a retard

>Daley Blind

now THAT was a player

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God, I wish that were me.

>this american so butthurt that "soccer" is dominating the front pages of Yea Forums that he dedicates his day to bump every shitty murrikan local sports thread he sees in the catalog

*kill him... make it look like an accident*

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>Dirtmound

Got to say watching Courtois getting dabbed on every week is extremely satisfying, hope he regrets everything in life

G

Halal getting CLOGGED

i no

It's all on Felix Brych to turn this over for Real Madrid, Martin.

let me just squat on that ball and get a foul

saved to my americringe folder

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who has been worse; courtois or arrizabalaga?

Kek

G

>REAL NEEDS TO SCORE 2 goals

they havent scored in the last 3 games at home

ITS OVER

That almost goal oooooooooooo He FUCKING WHAT!

Please step on me Yea Forumsjax sama

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ALLAH AL WATAN AL MALIK
HOW CAN ANYONE BE THIS BASED
NOT ONLY NETHERLANDS IS OUR EUROPE IS OUR ALLAH'S WILL

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Is Daley Blind Elite?

kek, he must be very sad now, leave him alone

>They are known to turn it around at the last minute
No Ramos, sorry.

>half time
He got it all under control

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they only need 1 goal

>The 2018 Ballon d'Or getting bossed by a 21 year old

Florentino has no shame

lmao, the subs have actually made Madrid better, Solari is an absolute hack

Go barter for some eggs you poor bastard

You do realize Ronaldo is also out of the CL after getting raped by a 3rd best team in Spain?

Bale is the best player on the field lmao
This is the state of this Real

E

ALLU IS READY FOR MYLLYING

>1-2
>1-2
>madrid wins
?????

LA ELEGANTE Y CULTURAL REAL CIUDAD DE SOLARI DE MADRID

Bale is actually good.

to go through

> An American doesn't know shit about Ajax History and Cruyff

Just keep watching baseball and fuck off or either try to learn football history, you just look fucking retarded

only need 1 goal for the shootouts :^)

Yeah

>They scored?

No, despite him playing well today he's still a complete waste of 16m euros

>doubting tsugod

why didn't he start?

benulties

MARID IS DEAD

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do you really think it's not Florentino forcing him to play the players that were bought to justify the purchases? he's a conceited arrogant boomer that needs to prove himself right at the cost of his own team and country

He’s also out next week.

2 goals in madrid's stadium gives ajax the advantage IINM

Where's Isco?

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Fucking hell, he doesn't know Cruyff basically made Barça from a secondary to world class?

because he doesn't speak Spanish and plays golf and goes to bed early

You're still a fucking zemmer. Don't reply to my replies. I want nothing to do with you. It is a fact that french Moroccans are the worst moroccans that exist.

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They never lose in OT

You should be grateful we saved your country you little piece of shit.

...

webm of goals please i was thinking of this girl i saw on the street today

why only a few halal fans wearing white??

Ajax take my energy \o/

OH NO NO NO

We created your flag

>losed 2-0 the first game
>already out

chile

ULTRAKEK AMERIFAT FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE

HALF TIEM
SOMEONE POST SLAGS FAST

If a team this bad ends up going through thanks to benulties uefa should be nuked desu

give Yea Forumsjax chan your energy onii chan

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trying to futurepost

>we
why do amerifatsos always do this?

>we
Oh, was that you chubs?

bale should cut his hair

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Do I get to be smug today?

Post dutch slags

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Kkr dom. Zijn paal is gwn ironisch...

You're right. I've let that sink in.

Current odds of a draw are only 5 /1 on Betfair, it's almost as if the markets know Madrid will get ref balled through

imma need that sauce famalalan

Ajax take my energy \o/

Thank you for this

>tp
>tf

yep

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Thank you for your service sweaty.

Didnt courtois fuck debruyne gf?

fuck anime

SEND ME THE BUNNIES NOW!!

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Pretty sure you owed them one for the war of independence m8

\o/

Epic Bait! 10/10

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Do you really want to see my ex's pics?

what we eating lads? got a corking golden delicious apple for half time

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don't jinx it
you never know with Neverlands

Kys

Take my energy /o/

Ajax will go through, but only if you reply to this post with “Thank You, Zwarte Piet”

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younger stars, lots of luck, and ref ball

You can say the same thing for France too

How can one country be THIS based?

Thank you for this

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POST half time (girls)

VERY CUTE

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>losed
C'mon, wesley

Dank je wel zwarte piet.

>who is mariano

Stuffed myself full of pancakes and now I feel a bit sick

Thank you, Zwarte Piet

[Fatalpulse (朝凪)] クソ生意気なドS娘に睡眠薬を (アズールレーン)

I feel happier having seen this

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yeah

gtfo outta our country you ignorant faggot

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Bale and Asensio are way better players than Vasquez and Vinicius, also the latter has zero Champions League experience. Combined with a little refball Madrid still has a pretty good shot at going through

now i understand why our late king called you "awbache"

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>sell tsu
>don't buy anyone to replace him
>end up playing your most important matches with >lucas and >asensio

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madrabbit

pls dont choke
i know its in our genes ajax, but please

You activated my supressed trauma

>white girl with big black bull

Mmm Bunny...

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Thank you Zwarte Piet!

not seen a hedgehog that isn't dead for about a decade

Imagine pressing a sharp knife in his skull and see him struggle to get air.

what the fuck happened to the TNT stream? it just fucking cut out lmao

Dankjewel kleurenpiet

Nice one, autistic burger.

>no Israeli with the fuckingmachines webms
based thread

NOT EVEN PEREZ CAN GO AGAINST (((THEM))) LADS WHO CAN STOP (((THEM)))????

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Dank je wel roetpiet

dankuwel, zwarte Pieten

My perro is going to take a caca.

SQUUUOOORRRRTTLOOORRRRLLAPPAPAPPAPPAPPAPAA BORRRRT BORRRRT
BRROOMMMFPFPPPPFFFOORORRRRRRRRRASSSSSSSSSSQUOQUOQUOQUOQUQOUQOUSSSQUOQUSOQSUPLAPAPAPAPPAPAP SPLAT SPLAT SPLPLLLSLSLLSLSLLSSHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOODODOOODOOODOOODOOODODDXXXUSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK BORRRRRRRRRRRRRTTLOROROLFLSOOFOFSLSLSSSSFFFFORRP FORP FORPP FORP FORRRRR-RRRRR -RRRRR -RRRRPPPPPAPAPAPAPAPPAPAPPPPAAAALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ROWWWLOPP BORRT BUOOORRRPP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPNNNNNFFFFFOOOOOOORRRPPLPLFHJJHHFSBRLB BLORRRRRRRRRRRRTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
BRAP BRAP BRAP
BRAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAPPPP
ughh.... PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SPLOP SPLOP SPLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOPPPPOPOPLOLOLOLOLOLPP SPORRRROOOLORORLLLTLLTLT BRROOOOOAAAKKQUUOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPPIPIPIPIPIPI FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST FSSSSSSSSssssssssssss wipes
PARRRRRRRRRP BRROOOOOPOPOOPOPOPOP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

*stand up*
oh... OH NO NO NO NONON ONO ONNO STOP BOI
*squats*

*inhales*
UHHHHHHH *FRRPRPFPPPRPPRFDPPPPFPFPPFPFPFP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP FFRFRRRPRPPPPPP BRAAAAAAAMMMMMMP* BLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRPRPPP NUUUUUUUOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTT NUORTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOL SKWASWAKSWAKSKAWSKKSAKS BRAP

UGH
Ugh... fuck... FUCK HERE COMES ANOTHER CACAAAAA
SQUELCH BROP BRIMPF TARP NUORP BROOT LOOF QUORMPF BRAPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*licks anus*
*walks away*

wo

Bayern

NEW THREAD WHERE LADS

It's half time fags get to the bunda posting already

Dank u wel BLACK PETE

Thank You, Zwarte Piet

what does rabbit meat taste like bros?

>Moisander
Basado

based

merci Père Fouettard

got you all moist?

>Moisander

Ugh

Thank You, Zwarte Piet

dankjewel based belgië

I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES
I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT
I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MIDNA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD
PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE IMP WOMB
I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER IMP BUTT
I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE
I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK MIDNA I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER IMP PUSSYYYYYYY
PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE MIDNA
I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK MIDNA I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT MIDA HELP ME FUCK MIDNA SO HORNY FOR IMP ASS
OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD
IMAGINE BEING WOLF LINK AND FEELING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR BACK
I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT WOLF ROPES EVERY TIME
I FELT HER AGAINST ME FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA

Hi there!

You seem to have made a mistake in your post. Fortunately, Yea Forums users are always willing to help you solve this problem! You seem to have used a travel code when you posted, but your identity has nothing to do with the conversation! Oops! You should always remember to stop using your travel code when the topic on which it was used disappears, unless another is started! Posting with a travel code when it is not needed is a bad way. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post you are doing!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just making my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

Gracias, Zwarte Piet

Yea Forumsjax!

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Thank you based Black pete

salivating

perfect

yes

someone bake a new thread faggots

>200 posts
>new thread

tHAT'S NOT A TRIPCODE YOU RETARDED NEWFAG ZOOMER SON OF A WHOERE

NIGGER

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sopa de...

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It's pretty lean, but great meat. You generally need some fat to get it to another level, with chocolate its pretty great. After porc, chicken and cow, its my prefered meat.

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>spanish eyesight

god i wish that were me

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...

bags of sand

No, I hate him because he's a Flamerda's babby

sweet chicken

Snails. With bun.

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in what division you fought for?

top comfy bun

>meat with chocolate
excuse me what?

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>(((we)))

Bedankt zwarte Piet!

like slimy chicken

basé et rougepillé

New

>buying players from flamengo
real deserves it desu

>He doesn't eat meat with chocolate.
You have never tried mole? It's pretty great mate.
Also sweet and savory stuff, that stuff get very well with bun.

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13 decima winners la

That's a lot of wrinkles for 18 y.o.

>mole

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this

RUINED

S
Kick out zwarte piet