Official Dortmund vs Spurs thread

Burki, Wolf, Akanji, Weigl, Diallo, Witsel, Guerreiro, Gotze, Sancho, Reus, Alcacer
>Subs: Hitz, Zagadou, Hakimi, Schmelzer, Delaney, Bruun Larsen, Pulisic


Lloris, Aurier, Alderweireld, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Davies, Winks, Sissoko, Eriksen, Son, Kane
>Subs: Gazzaniga, Rose, Dier, Wanyama, Lamela, Lucas, Llorente

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im casual
do the yellows have any chance?

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While we wait, thoughts?

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Spurs will do a Spurs and lose 4-0

yeah

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Not even the best defender in his team

>go 1-0 early then lose 5-1
This is the most spurs outcome possible

LADS
IT'S TOTTENHAM

no

Anyone will really watch this game?
Both teams in shit form and already 3-0 to spurs

KING PACO STARTING

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>a fucking harry potter font and reference
dropped

>Official Dortmund vs Spurs thread
FINALLY

Can Dortmund do it?

early goal for tottenham and then 80 minutes of standing around

tottenham bottle it tonight

Yes
Spurs beat a half fit side last time

yes.
youtube.com/watch?v=OPMd0U_ltb8

nothing better to do than this and chugging beers

Americans were a huge, huge mistake

The hell is this shit?

that team had fighting spirit and had won the league twice though
current dortmund is just chokers

Where can I find a good stream lads? Football connection and footybite aren't working/don't have links.

For me it's Axel Laurent Angel Lambert Witsel

I literally just got my link from footybite so you’re clearly doing something wrong

sad because true

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>footybite
working for me

why is this allowed?

>growing a beard to hide the blubber
Yea Forums-tier

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It's working now, thanks buds.

np

Is Kane ready to play yet?

Reminder that some zoomer social media executive gets paid £30,000 to come up with this shit

it'll be funny after spurs beats dortmund 3-0 again in the match and you idiots are btfo

DEUTSCHLAND ERWACHE

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This will be a semen slurping 1-0

for spurs

I don't think dortmund will win more than 2 more games for the rest of the season

>Slipmund

...

How do I quit cookie clicker bros?

LADS

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Which game should I watch?
>inb4 conference meme

Ajax just need to grab a cheeky goal to turn the odds, spuds have a three goals cushion.

How much will Sancho's value go down after today?

Well actually they need two goals but it’s better than three

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both
>not streaming as many football matches as you can

>9 3/4

Jesus Christ OBLITERATE THIS TEAM

>Spurs so irrelevant that BT Sport put fucking Rugby on their main channel instead

kek

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CRINGEEEEE

>german humour

Why are they copying Liverpool? That's an insult to Dortmund

Fuck Pulishit and fuck all Americans.

>You'll never walk alone
Same genes kek

fuck me this cringy ass show tune is actually making me want the yids to win

So dortmund really are the scum German club

Didn't mind Dortmund much before this, but this has changed my mind completely. What a bunch of fucking plebs

whats this about then

#ynwa

Why are they singing this? Some relation to Liverpool? What's going on

Onions theme playing

>there anthem is in english

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just love making fun of fat people desu

Prediction: Spurs score in the 13th minute and win the game 1-0. Game will be very boring.

>YNWA
Cringe.

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>nazis singing english texts

what a bunch of c ucks lmao

Come on Dortmundbros

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Did they sing this for Dresden and ?

what is this gay ass song that dortmund plays

BASED AND BASEDPILLED

hehe imagine if a 747 crashed into the stadium right now haha

Le funny German

Please tell me Dortmund have a long standing tradition of singing that

lolollolololololol epic^^^^^^^^^^^

Not even Spuds can fuck up a lead like this

bindippers theme tune

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edgy

>a club with 0 trophies loves another club with also 0 trophies

like clockwork

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caption this image

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they do, but it does come from liverpool

Last 2 digits is the minute Lloris fucks up and concedes

ITS A ANOTHER SHOA

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SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS SPURS NOT SPUDS

>singing battle songs in your opponents language
how cucked can germans get

>meanwhile in Manchester they unironically sniff bins

It would be more fun if they could

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I want whoever made this eradicated

Any other American fucking hate that fucking Bleacher Report somehow got the rights to show the CL? Their coverage is just so shit. Everyone on the """analyst""" desk have zero game knowledge and zero personality.

It doesn't translate well into Turkish.

Last two digits is how many drinks Lloris had before the game

>No Reus


????

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Never really thought about how weird it is that the players stand in a line like this for non international games

binsniffing > bindipping

>not sniffing buns

>tfw I used to be such a footy nerd I had the champions league theme saved on my phone and I used to listen to it

do hope spuds get thoroughly bummed tonight

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A horse doesn't jumping haver that is have to

NEVERMIND

Fuck off, retard.

Yea Forums OUT

C

For me, it's Axel Witsel's mascot girl

Are the Dirtmunder XI those who must not be named or is it Chokenham? Either way this is cringe beyond belief

Battle of The chokers

>already fat ass

I was highlighting how high her shorts were, what a nerd.

Captain. Lleader. Llegend.

why is reus so cute lads

Letssssss gooooooo YNWA

pretty sure i could knock out every single englander in this thread in a 1v1 fist fight

Let's gooooooo

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I'm scared this will be the choke to end all chokes lads

Sissoko scores a hat trick today

U

im willingly watching a spuds game

>I support the English clubs in Europe

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Brexit means brexit

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Holy fuck that crowd

SURELY if Dortmund crowd get behind them they have a chance

I lover aggro thug Harry Kane. Wrecking cunts with no shame every time he steps on a pitch these days

Arsenal is a bigger club than both of these. Let that sink in for a second.

should i watch this forgone conclusion, or the other foregone conclusion?

I don't hear any drums I don't see how they can win

why is kane so fucking ugly

Fight and win

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that on my boot? oh, that's just hans' head squished to a bloody pulp

>m-muh crowd

let me guess, you support slipperpool

Hello, literally any pundit ever

>doubting Ajax
I want to believe

irish genes

because he english.

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I actually do support english teams (bar liverpool), and I'm left-wing

>Arsenal
>Bigger than Dortmund

kek

Literally started drumming the second I posted this

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the dortmund crowd have one volume, they never go up or down

just fucking drums and two chants all game

>yids wasting time on the very first minute

going to be a real shit match t b h

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no one cares what you think faggot

Forgot to buy snacks after work

I thought dortmund at home was suppose to be a bearpit, its like they already know they've lost

faggots

need to early dortmund goal to get things cooking

>Kane

Kek, his return has killed Spurs

Is that fence at the pitch border a tribute to hillsbrugh?

>Kane

My stream is 15 minutes behind, please don't post spoilers lads

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>they fell for the Sancho meme

LOLLE

has anyone here been to a Dortmund home game? is the hype justified?

Official stream in Belgium is lower quality than illegal stream and the sound of commentator are in advance of the game

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bt always turns crowd noise down to the same volume

you can never tell how loud it actually is

>so much english fear they have to shittalk us

Why do Kane and Eriksen have such shitty hairlines?

AJAX

how does a nog from bumfucknowhere even negotiate a proper contract when signing a huge club

couldn't they just pay him one hundredth of what they pay other players that know their worth

AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX

>real
'ate them

>Pooel Poodrid

>has anyone here been to a Dortmund home game?
It's my hometown and i had seasontickets all the time when i was young.

I've been, it was pretty good. The noise is pretty constant though, the UK can be quiet lots of time but I love the passion and noise when it gets intense.

british crowd react to the match more, German crowds just carry on the same regardless of what's going on

High test levels

Gibs me dat money whitey

; (

did they intentionally put both jewish clubs on the same night?

AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX
PARK THE FOKIN BUS

Real got scored on lmao

get on my level

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forgot to put any ginger in me curry lads

Dortmund have won 20 trophies in their whole 109 year history. Arsenal have won that many with just league titles and FA cups alone.

They need another you buffoon

you do realize agents are a thing? every somewhat talented nog will be approached by a horde of football agents when he's 16 at most

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They still need another but godspeed to them

Ajax are still behind on away goals

Need another

>tf
>t2ndsentenceofthatp

absolutely. just be careful of the masses of brits every league game though. for them dortmund is kind of pilgrimage of proper fandom not be found anywhere on their smelly island

Arsenal have never even won the European cup, on the worldwide scale they're fucking irrelevant

Not much different from other teams imo
And I was there for a cracking game where they smashed Wolfsburg

You need to go wider

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BASED LANKLETS

I'm a huge faggot please rape my face

>the german hospice of Seeth

vertongoat

>cracking game
>against golfsburg
KEK

seasons highlights are the matches against buyern and the derby.

Never understood why lloris is captain over vertonghen. Hes not even fucking vice captain

You didn't answer the question and blogposted you fucking retared

BASED TACKLE

>irrelevant worldwide

Meanwhile arsenal has literally over 30 million more social media followers. Irrelevant amirite.

Vertongoat making moves

holy shit ajax really scored
see ya later

Jan the fucking goat

It's simple
>1-2 for Madrid at Ajax = 1-4
>1-0 for Ajax in Madrid = 3-4

but hes senior vice president of slipping

Spurs are fucking defending well

answer his question

>We may not have European Cups but we do have Twitter followers!!

State of Arsenal these days man

>social media followers
S O Y
O
Y

fujk

>social media followers
all fucking chinks. means nothing.

You said irrelevant worldwide not irrelevent regarding fucking European cups you thick retard

No I understand, I just forgot that Madrid scored two away goals to win the first leg

>muh instagram chinks

KEK

Fucking Europa League shitters

lads they just cured aids look it up

So who Yea Forums here?

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Who /pancakes/ here?

what model is the bus they parked?

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You become relevant on the European stage by winning trophies, not loading up on chinks and Africans following your social media accounts lel

>muh russian and nigerian bots

irrelevant as in teams competing for the most meaningful trophies don't have to worry about them

It was never created to be ever cured

>HALAL

OH NO NO NO NO

AJAX SCORED AGAIN

OHNONONONO

Not sure why but I have a sudden urge to change my chemical supplier to Evonik

Spurs fans SEETHING over Arsenal still whilst playing in CL, talk about a small club

Neutral fan here

paco is fucking up for it tonight lads the kikes are going home

>tfw not racist
feels good lads

VolksJangen

Lemme try that again: AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX
PARK THE FOKIN BUS

>irrelevant worldwide
>irrelevant in Europe

Decide the narrative already retard

AJAX

>irrelevant worldwide
>irrelevant in Europe

Decide the narrative already retard

it's happening

top lads

Finally an american understanding the away goal

>Nerman dives

English commentators: what a disgrace, he should stop acting

>Kane dives

English commentators: Clever play, he knows what he is doing. He is buying himself and his team mates time

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Could be worse, could be a Tottenham fan

I’ve been, everything about the trip was kino.

Laugh at halaI thread

Based

Tottenham are considerably better than arselol and have been for a few years now

>mo salah get fouled in the box
hang him!
>lingard dives like his life depends on it
what a prospect!

They should be 3 or 4 down desu

Nottingham forest have more European cups than both of these teams are they suddenly more relevant now?

would be 5-0 if youssoufa moukoko played

Switching to Halal match sorry lads

>it’s the I pick the wrong game again episode

Follow up question: is there owt to do there aside from watch the football? How good a city break is it in of itself?

Is that why arsenal have won 3 trophies in 5 seasons but Tottenham have only managed a carling cup in 10?

>The 12 years old boomer

If you enjoy visiting industrial cities then sure

Shit city, stay in Dusseldorf and travel to Dortmund just for the game. It's a shit old industrial city

They should already lost the first leg

I wouldn't bother with this game and watch the RM one instead. Pure entertainment.

>is there owt to do there aside from watch the football
No, it's a post industrial shithole. Basically Manchester only with even less culture

Absolute state of spuds

I don't give a fuck about either of these teams desu

switched to madrid lads

they're getting shagged

Why are spurs just waiting to concede?

what happened to german football?

Cheers lad, I suspected as much as it's never mentioned aside from the football team. Manchester is based though

I thought the bars where okay. The locals are really nice to chat to.

Small club mentality

>Manchester is based though

If you enjoy a grey shithole with homeless people on literally every corner then sure

Lol götze plays? Came out of nowhere there

nice

Aurier with another foul throw lmao

Manchester were smart with the quays. And they've been pretty successful at rebranding as the gastro city of the north

Dortmund is in the Ruhr which is the german equivalent to northern england. heavy industry, poverty and post-war modernity architecturally

Does Aurier know how to do a proper throw?

lads i got a parlay with dortmund win and ajax win, how's dortmund playing? i just came home

Where is Kagawa

They need to score 4 unanswered goals. The longer they go without scoring the more frustrated and buttflustered they'll get. Playing open and letting them get an early goal will just give them confidence and momentum.

>Manchester were smart with the quays. And they've been pretty successful at rebranding as the gastro city of the north

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lmao can ajax do it?!

in turkey

God I 'really' hate (((Spurs)))

this

What race is Axel Witsel?

>time wasting from the 25th minute on

ROOO NOOOO

Imagine Arsenal trying to pull off an away european performance like this.

I don't miss seeing them get BTFO and humiliating themselves in Europe every season

>son

Reminder that weigl is a race traitor

>dortshits refballing again

Era imo t.bh

Nigga haven't you watched the first game?

This is like every Germany match at the World Cup

>race traitor

Cringe

Alderweireld wants to leave but at least he still tries to play

Eriksen can just fuck off at this point

SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

his dad is from Martinique so he has african, amerindian and other shit like euro, indian and chinese in him. mystery meat like most americans

This comment can only be made by a non white kek

come on dortmund how many chances

What did he mean by this?

>loris faggot showing the performance of his life

The fuck is going on??

Dortmund's finishing has been very underwhelming so far

loris btfoing the germs

The fucking GOAT!

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ofc this fucking french faggot has the game of his life

>Jews cucking Dortmund and Real at same time

wew

anyone knowing why real subbed out vazquez and vinicius so early?

How?

He only drinks when he's driving

Imagine if Reus started the first leg

they be wrekt

He'd have gotten injured for the second

He has a black gf. American IIRC

DELED

kikes out

>It's a totteniggers realize they got lucky the first leg episode
Oh well

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injuries

Solari is playing 5D chess

Every GK seems to have the game of their lives against Dortmund because Dortmund are so shit at finishing. Most people on Yea Forums could save Götze's shots.

"injured"

>i'll sit on the ball that's a good trick

american black tho. not what most people on this planet would consider black

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Nobody likes Tottenham not even their own fans. It's literally a club for cucks and kikes.

fugg lads. should i fall for the conference meme just this one time? really like what dortmund is doing but also want to experience the madrilenic slippening.

AYYYYYYYYY

BLEACHED

I'm not judging the man, I would.

For me, its Jennifer Connely in Career Opportunities

"American black kek. She's a nigger.

>ankle gets touched
>falls to the ground grabbing both shins

I mean there are literally like 100m ethnic yuros that are swarthier than her

Harry *pivots* Winks

Maybe she’s a nice person

THE OTHER TEAM HAS THE BALL

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who is this Wolf shitter? Literal second league level

>Twinks, Foden and Rice midfield

We will actually win 2022 lads?

seems like the spurs dont even want to get into dortmunds half. this is italy-tier.

instagram.com/p/BY10ajFFqsG/

Me on the right.

That is ot true. One instagram picture where she appears to be much wither than she is and that has bullshit filters kek. Nigger is nigger.

Of course, literally who can stop us

His crosses have been wank, but he's an improvement on how Hakimi's been playing on the right. Favre's just pulling another Piszczek

>wins 0-1

Yes lad. Stones will Ben of age and Robert Huth will make a good CB paring

It’s coming home

Convinced spurs tactics is to not even try to score and just use their 3 goal cushion to risk defending all game and frustrating Dortmund to then score 1 goal on the counter

She cute

>convinced spurs tactic is something perfectly reasonable that lots of teams do

fat slag

damn puliSICKs sister is hot af.

>dortmund knackered already

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>Black
That's just Latin / Mediterranean wtf

this is a nigger. she could easily pass for southern euro

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the state of dortmund

Solid tactics tbdesu.

>Falling for instagram pictures with filter and lfaked lightning
How retarded did our nations people get, she's clearly a nigger and got nigger features

When did Michael Owen start posting here

that is not a mediterranean look, it's a bleached mutt

>Dortmund

No shit, Sherlock.

Spus fan here. I've been watching Harry winks play all season and yet I have never seen him do something yet

I feel bad for the other Pulisic ;__;

instagram.com/gallantchase/

another dortrash classic

Dortmund fans are absolutely seething lol

Feels good to not be racist

Gg Tottenham, I think that's it

should be like 3-0 already 2bh

He doesn't miss a lot of passes, he runs a lot, his mid distance passes are quite good.
He's nothiing stellar though.

This BT fibre broadband advert is weird as fuck

>Dirty Harry on as a pundit
Based, just need him to get Krancjar on with him next year on a free transfer

Does he have learning disabilities or is he just JUST?

BUSTER
TOTAL LEGEND

Get wolf out of there and put HACKERMAN HACKIMI

>Jew fan here.
Kinda redundant.

So they can concede 3 down that wing?

>trusting rice
Bad idea

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Kane looks so slow and heavy.

Not really. Most Israelis support or Barcelona or real Madrid and if anyone supports an english team it is probably liverpool beacuse of the Boomer gloryhaunters from the 80s

>ajax winning 2-0
why the fuck am I watching this

>septum ring

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he is trying to keep the ball himself, waste the time

how is sancho doing?

nigger

>that flag
>posting in a spurs thread
>telling people what team you support
When there's an Old Firm game on, I don't tell people I'm supporting Celtic. It's just implied.

Top 5 [clothing item] EVERY guy must own | Despacito 2 | 2019 | HD Remix

I bet for all teams to score, so gotta watch everything.

put me in, coach

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>fake penis

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5 hoodies.

Okay, not his best but not shit. Dortmund's been pretty in-form but Spurs busparking too strong

Put the American lad on, he’ll teach these Jews a lesson

I don't know. Nevertheless it's sad.

dirtmund cucks too dumb to score yet again. could easily lead 3-0 by now but no

Why did Chelsea spend £70m on an American lad being benched by a 17 year old?

I see, that was to be expected

Why can't the germans beat the hebrews?

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>not even benching Garglón
wtf

He’ll be a world beater and shirt saws will pay for the transfer themselves

Me desu

I hope he's living his best life either way ;_;

Because the hebrew is never alone

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cute

Having a go

>mutilated penis

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Kane is shit. Get big boy llorente on

>le kop!

>Want Ajax to win
>Feel bad for Bale and Modric

jz 1 grobe bratwurst mit sauerkraut

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>"if they can keep a clean sheet Tottenham, they'll go through easily"

You don't say Rio. Stop handing around with Michael Owen.

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

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BOOM

GET FUCKED DORTNIGGERS

(you)

JUST

>tottenham penis
ftfy

Same desu, they’ve already won 3 CLs though so don’t feel too bad

Sissoko is BASED

They get one chance and goal kek

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Das it, switching to Ajax

r1+o

Absolute state of this tie now

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

what a retarded team dortmund is

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

Normally how I feel

>piss away the cup
>piss away the league
>piss away the CL
Leverkusen 2,0

ONE SEASON WONDER

Not even the best defender in his house.

None of them are Jewish though

VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN

>2 world wars
>1 world cup
>endless rape in the CL
Nothing personnel G*rms

Oh boy

The reason for our success is levy tho

Get son off. Cant afford him getting a yellow and missing the next round.

spurs is a jewish club tho

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>Stream died for the goal.
Suffering

>noughtmund

Feel sad lads... Bortmund weren't supposed to lose to these wankers...

>bongs only sing when they are winning
kek erry time

Your mum wasn't suposed to suck my dick but here we are

>germans never sing
...

True white English based midfield

apologise to sir 'arry right this moment

can someone explain to me what the fuck ayaya is?

>Hugo didn't shit the bed in the first half

shocking

Spurs would be mid table without sissoko

>germanys best team gets smashed by 4th best team in england
state of bundes

>Germans lose world war
kek erry time

AYAYA AYAYA AYAYA AYAYA

This is a vintage dortmund season, hyped up as one of the best teams in europe and then battered by a second tier side from a top league whilst also choking the domestic title

OH NONONONONO

LOOK AT THE PRICE OF THIS DUDE

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You call that a penis?

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AYAYA AYAYA

>Dier is back

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Didn't he play at centre half for Argentina?

>germanys best team

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that's happening tomorrow

Forgot Dier was a thing desu

ayaya ayaya

webm of the goal plz

can dortmund still win lads? or are they going to continue their losing streak?

I call that a boipucci

If Madrid get knocked out the champions league is PSGs to lose

BRAZIL LOSING 7:1

Get off the proxy JIDF. Also your country can't even play football without getting one of their staff killed by muhamadens

>wolf

lmao

LEL

AYAYA!!!

the absolute state of Wolf

is he always this fucking trash ?

They can win by scoring more than opposition obviously. That'll make them good statistically but they need atleast 5 goals, or do a Barca and score 6. Unlikely since sperms are actually defending proper

Webm of the goal

I-if im JIDF why woud i use an israeli proxy

>6 games between bundes and PL in the last 16
>bundes probably won't win any
yikes

>any dortmund player is not trash

It's a double-bluff, the last thing they'll expect

For me, its bundas

0-3

>best german performance comes from schalke
double yikes

LOL yer right that wouldn't happen

if city dont win the cl this year they'll never win it

AJAX THE GREAT

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VAMOS

Boomern will beat Liverpool at home

VAR going to deny Ajaxs 3rd

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>ajax just scored a third

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>You can’t win anything with meme players

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*claps*

Based grookey poster

How is sissoko so good now?

Tonight’s CL is kino comfy posting

The only thing the var done was proove the linesman had the best angle

YIDDISH COME ON NETHERLANDS ANNE FRANK WILL BE PROUD

>4 minute review
>UEFA checking every rule to see if they could disallow

Remember when Dortmund fans thought their team was hot shit this year and they'd smash Spurs?

Haha

Still gotta use it tho, Halal got scored on.

What are the betting odds for Ajax in quarterfinals?

RMA - AJAX

0 - 3

officially

It's fucking hilarious how you could tell that they were desperately trying to find a way to not give that goal.

We are all watching Madrid now, right?

Both Jewish teams are playing and winning at the same time, pretty neat

Still on the conference personally.

real = wgaf

Barca are UEFAs club of choice

I stole this post word for word and posted it in the lads WhatsApp group sorry m8

>London football awards
Fucking state of London

i just need a win, not to go through

YID ARMY YID ARMY YIDSYIDSYIDS

Just found out that Lamela backwards means Salmonella in Welsh

>implying they don't want Barca/Real final every year

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You green posted in it? Risky there lad they might figure out you post on 4channel

>i'm watching the wrong fucking game

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>Lamela comes on t the 70th minute
>Gets violent kicks somebody and gets a yellow for it in the 72nd

>not watching both

Took out greentext bit to seem more normie.
They will never know

I can't just switch now in the final minutes, that's the worst

Based

Dave, I'm in the fucking thread m8.

PULI-SHIT

4-1 Ajax this is not a drill

POO LE SHIT

Reckon Bale is going to get murdered tonight.

What's the number for Spanish authorities?

Fuck. I only come on this website for the tranny porn I swear on me mum

Has he had a bad game?

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No but Madrid fans hate him now and will no doubt blame him

666

For me, its Sissoko/Vertonghen MOTM

Mate you’ve been sucking off Sissoko all game. He’s been average at best.

is bale getting swapped for eriksen? desu if i was bale id play shit on purpose.