Heem

this but unironically, he has all the tools

Friendly reminder to be patient with american anons.
Their government puts fluoride in their water which gives them chemical cte. Because they have a hard time understanding many things, they easily become angry.

luke (even with his glass chin) and yoel would be very good matchups for jon
sadly these fights it will never happen

>not making righteous anger a central pillar of your national identity
Cringe

:3

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ortega 0 head movement or at least put your hands up

Luke is undefeated at LHW, no weigh cut Luke is unbeatable buddeh

What's more likely? Jones lossing to a tko or a submission? We already know that is practically impossible that he loses by UD

Ortega wins the rematch

He loses by DQ

What if Ortega jumped on a guillotine there.

Johnny Walker vs Yoel Romero make it happen

Has he ever been closer?

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This is the guy who introduced MT in Brazil in 1979
pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nélio_Naja

Article is in portuguese and it says he was a taekwondo black belt and saw muay thai after he spent 2 years in thailand

he got heemed by bisbing tho

Ortega sucks shit why wouldn't he go for the flying armbar

look has no striking defense. jon will kick his handsome mug to pieces

That's the funniest part of it. He was so CTE'd at that point that when Max puts his guard down to give him some advice on striking defense he actually stops and listens to him

Werdum could have destroyed him pre-USADA and pre-STIPAY

yea i can't see him doing much offensively

>BEN BEN GET HIM OFF NO BEN HELP

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based and cavalopilled
jon ducked prime werdum

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heem?

i don’t even like tyron but he looks so sad and gassed that i can’t help but feel bad for him

Tyron would have won if Ben was cageside cheering him on. Dana knew that which is why he told security to keep Ben backstage.

Let's just not post these types of images, thanks.

top lads
thanks for the reminder, good post
Isn't it funny how Woodley used to get so much shit in here but now he's lost it's not really mentioned much at all

I just find his taunting really cringy, he usually does when he gets hit instead of after dodging.
>uppercut from Aldo
>clap
>walk straight into an elbow from Ortega
>clap

what fighters don't shave?
seems like they all do
looks really gay to me

top kek

Velasquez wins the rematch

Ben Rothwell

Just want to remind everyone that I'm the smartest person with the highest fight IQ on heem take a look at me BTFO of five different goofs in a single reply chain saying Aldo would embarrass Max
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76280827/#76282787

khabib and all the kebabistanis
ryan hall

Imagine if he took Jon too, he'd be the absolute indisputable GOAT GOAT-killer even more.
>fedor
>cain
>big nog
>colby
>tferg
>edmund
>bones

Was Tyron ringside when ben powered through and choked out Robbie?

If BJJ is so good, how did white belt Khabib squash the black belt RDA while having zero fear of RDA's guard?

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based
doom would have murked him hunnit percent

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I already told you why the first time

>Werbitch

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I preferred last years London card to this one honestly.

/heem/ what do you think of woodleys new album ´chaos theory´?

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If sambo is so good why did the goat get submitted?

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>Colby
>Till
>Wonderboy
>Askren
Wait until you hear what Tyron, is saying about them.
youtube.com/watch?v=___h2czNhe0

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If jiu jitsu is so good, why is Werdum such a faggot can?

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Jose Aldo vs. Alex Volkanovski added to UFC 237 in Rio (May 11th) Confirmed by Ariel Helwani.

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This is hilarious

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Most /ourguy/ fighter of all time?
>get into combat sports at 20 because your gfs ex choked you out in front of her at the beach
>always clowning
>throws a boomerang at colby
>btfos try hard chicano tferg by insulting while speaking spanish better
>always defends Kadyrov the hero
>pops for Tren like an absolute madman

but what is a heem?

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cringe

What do the husbands of MMA girls look like

Herb Dean basically asked Smith "do you wanna be champ" and he said "nah im good"

I cant get over this. Fuck jon jones.

if wrestling is so good why did Kevin get destroyed by El Cucuy?

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dont quite get this meme tb h

and then Dana wasn't there to belt Jon. What if it was all planned. What if this was a way for Jon to get suspended and have the belt change hands?

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Tony was literally his captain on the wrestling team lmao

>thanks to smith for letting me win, ur a true.... Iion heart :) heheh lol xd

except the last part isn't true
you can add that he fought against all the odds and shocked people every time
he saved a child recently
and has the balls to say this youtube.com/watch?v=9U7mk-PTEj0

werdum is just the basest of based
also he was such a good sport after losing to stipe and he lived here for 2 years i just love him

these stats are really sad...
woodley keeps losing

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Prime Struve chins Jones.

won with jiu jitsu

the slavo greek will finish the hue once and for all

mmajunkie.com/2018/09/usada-fabricio-werdum-suspended-two-years-for-steroid
>The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency on Tuesday announced Werdum’s punishment after an out-of-competition urine test conducted on April 25 revealed the steroid trenbolone and its metabolite epitrenbolone.

??

Fights we deserve are raging al vs conor and ferguson khabib

T-ferg was promoted to black belt after that performance
youtube.com/watch?v=5nX6U8NXhYQ

tainted meat from mexico
is normal

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tony ferguson the type of guy to pull guard in a wrestling match

>a fighter wins with fighting in a fight
Shocking!!
Did you expect Herb to raise Lee's hand because he pinned Tony?

pretty gay for that to come to mind tbhf

Okay, he's still a wrestler as his base. Do they do elbows in jiu jitsu too?

tainted meat 100%
Werdum remains the natty hue GOAT, release him Dana so he can crush cans in Russia or something

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stop being obtuse. T-ferg is a striker + bjj fighter. He doesn't give a shit about takedowns

Never really paid attention to Volkanovski, surprised he is getting this push.

You just know

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OHHH i was wondering why he never had notable opponents until Mendes then realized he has to compete on all the australian cards against mongs

BJJ is position before submission which gives you the opportunity to fuck your opponents from a superior position. Anderson Silva used those elbows from the guard all the time

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>stop being obtuse and pointing out facts

Good talk

>he doesn't give a shit about takedowns
That's like me saying the only component to jiu jitsu is your guard work

>but tony subbed him!!!!
And wrestling has positions in which you gain leverage to get those submissions, minus actually pulling the submission, or if you're going catch you do implement it. Tony's wrestling scrambles are a massive part of his game to avoid being controlled and into getting into a favorable position on the ground. He's a lifelong wrestler.

Askren would unironically heem Garbrant.

ronda was right about her
she is a whore

Tony doesn't use wrestling in his fights. He gets taken down and goes straight to jiu jitsu mode.

Didnt Tony say something like "they call me 'cringe', but to cringe is to clinch and to grasp, and im a wrestler'

>Tony doesn't use his wrestling in fights
Yes he does, try reading next time you fucking moron. Do you think Cruz dodging punches is him not using boxing?

are you the underaged hue whos crush is getting drilled in the slums of favelas?
you should go back to posting monkeys in ur backyard

Imagine him doing this to your buttcheeks haha. instagram.com/p/BuozaIIFw7y/

A great point as well, he initiates a lot of clinch work to fuck up his opponents and to snapdown which is primarily based in his wrestling grips

I have no idea what you're rambling about

Holly isn't going back sorry.

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When tony fights he looks more like Charles Oliveira than Chad Mendes for example

Ngumbo looks like the friendliest dude

Is she dare I say built for BB&T?

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Mendes subbed Jeff Glover in a pure jits match

>steal Jon Jones’ girl
>get away with it because he’s too scared to come to your weight class
based Francis

Nice pivot, faggot

There's an MMA gym in my city where the head coach is a ufc lightweight, their site advertises him as undefeated. His actual record is 23-13

JDS/Lewis
Zaleski/Millender
Price/Means
Ivanov/Rothwell
Dariush/Dober
Boetsch/Akhmedov

Man.... tough picks. I think Akhmedov is the safest pick, then Dariush. I'd for for JDS over LEwis. But who wins out of Zaleski/Millender, Blagoy/Rothwell and Price/Means, I can't even hazard a guess.

He probably trains it too as almost everyone in MMA

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Which LW?

Can i get walker ko and self heem webm?

Look guys, this shit has already been tested. Just watch the early UFCs. Pure wrestlers were subbed left and right. Only after they started training bjj for defense they started having a chance

So if jiu jitsu is so good why does some pitch black wrestler submit a jiu jitsu great?

Makdessi is a bum!

You're making yet another pivot you stupid faggot

>Tony isnt a wrestler!
>well he is but he dont actually wrestle!
>well he int like chad mendes!
>well wrestlers suck xD

Stupid bitch

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based brasil educating braindead heemers

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He's 16-6 not 23-13

i want to bleach this mullata and make more brasilians
FML

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Is it Kajan Johnson? Canadian lightweight who's 23-14

His facts are making you assmad af so in my book he is BASED and BJJ pilled

Rumble would have heemed Jones two years ago

So nice obliterating fucking morons on heem. None of you dumbasses have a lick of reading comprehension or argument acumen

He got cut because he;s such a bum

Soulless: American athletes
Soul: Brazilian artists

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cringe

lol she fucked Jon Jones and Yoel Romero though

Revved

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Rumble got his ass broken TWICE by manlet DCan, couldn't even heem him with a clean shot

The Gracies fixed the inaugural UFCs, all the evidence you need is blow job jerkoff autists like Gaymian Maia having to learn how to wrestle to use their jitz bitch shit to survive today

Till vs Lawler would be a good fight

yes kajan johnson

>DCan
Cringe. Doesn't even have verbal syntax

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Cool mirror picture

it's tawlf b
heem is a Brazilian forum, don't know what to tell ya bud

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retard, no art alone makes you good for MMA. it's been a long time already since people realized that. Big Nog was a boxer + judo + bjj fighter

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>jiu jitsu beat wrestling!!!

>ackshuly no art alone make you good!!!

LMAO, BTFO again

Why waste a based Robbie fight on a can like Till?

>that comeback

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Apparently you have no concept of time. In the first UFCs people were testing art vs art. BJJ proved to be superior, that's why it enjoys its popularity today then people started training it plus other arts and from there cross training dominated

Keep in mind that this is in the US. In Brazil there were people who already cross trained like Marcos Ruas

God is wish that was me

why do brazilians always look like they are covered in dirt
nasty people

ITS LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=DZCBRHOg3PQ

post more qts
i want to fug her

>doesn't remember Reyes, the number future of LHW
>dude stipe vs dc was almost a year ago, jamie tells him it was at 226 rogan thinks it refers to the date
>doesn't remember that kmac was the cejudo tj ref
It's so obvious that dude weed lmao is making him dumber.

For sure it was a bad call

>running a train on holly - disgusting

Also before the UFC even existed there was already vale-tudo and the gracie challenge. They did it in the US and challenged other martial artists to prove their superiority
youtube.com/watch?v=HAZNZurFEBg

In Brazil there other art rivalries.
Luta livre and BJJ had a rivalry:
>Luta Livre and BJJ were considered to be enemies. When Euclides Perreria beat Carlson Gracie in 1968[citation needed], the rivalry was continued for a few more decades

When we went to the US with the UFC, Amerilards were believing in kung fu shit

Reminder we were suppose to get Mike Perry vs Mickey Gall. Imagine if Gall passed out like that under Perrys elbows, fuck that would of been a bonafide homicide

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needs a Brazzers logo

Did cody actually get headbutted

SPECIAL RULES
>SPECIAL RULES
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>They did it in the US and challenged other martial artists

SPECIAL RULES
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there was a clash of heads
his chin hits the top of Munhoz's head and it rocks Cody

in many ways he's undefeated

yawn

i wanna fugg this indian

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What's the deal? People can literally just google his name

BJJ proved to be superior at bribing. Keep pivoting, bitch

>just catchin my breath ref

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her milkers make up for those teeth

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Thoughts on mega Dern?

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I mean she's alright

What's wrong with her teeth?

brehs

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Holy fuck are you a mind reader?

How do you think BJJ got to be so popular?? Royce fucked everyone up in the UFC, Rickson fucked people up in japan

This documentary talks about the story of bjj in the US:
youtube.com/watch?v=r-BExc9SS68

Jack dorsey isn't even alive. There's simply not anything going on behind his eyes. Don't know why you'd try to talk with it.

breh

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>behaving like a prostitute while pregnant
ugly, man jawed and disgraceful
0/10

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it's her attitude not looks

I don't get it desu

disgusting creature

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Why isn't this a factored into the rankings? You shouldn't even be allowed a title shot if you have less than 250k followers desu.

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Very gummy

By fixing fights. Do you speak English? All I can hear is your shoes squeaking from all the pivoting

God I hate gypsies.

she is mostly gums, looks better when she doesn't smile, I'm waiting on Bia Mesquita to make her mma debut

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If DC v. Lesnar is happening, when would it be?

July most likely

who cares

That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard, stick to banning porn

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m-me

Is not

just stop posting bro the hue has had you in absolute shambles for like 3 threads in a row

Jones vs Santos in the co-main?

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Yeah I do speak english but I ignore your bullshit excuses that shouldn't be taken seriously

>when the only title your SHIT country holds is the WOMENS bantam
Royce got done for roiding, just like most brazilian 'champions'
please no more gracie spam, worse than bbc threads

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god I hate brazillians
shouldn't you be out robbing people

Lol this little bitch is triggered

>s-stop it daddy!!

That’s because you’re a dumb little bitch.

>bjj da bes!
>oh no you need all mma!!!
So nice embarrassing you fucking dorks. Remember when you said Tony wasn’t a wrestler?

Fortunately boomers don't know about VPNs.

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Americans got caught roiding more times than us

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>posting the same shit again
man ur really one dumb monkey

Arona focused too much on wrestling

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Imagine seething this hard. How do you even do it kek

You seem worked up, perhaps look into your local bjj place and vent some of that energy

His obese fingers have trouble solving captchas so his diabetic blood pressure rises causing him to seethe.

BJJ's success isn't because it was superior but because it was unknown. The UFC's rule-set (no kicks to the head to a downed opponent, no stomps, no knees to a downed opponent etc) now caters for BJJ to make it still viable.
BJJ is a meme.

When they tested art vs art BJJ proved superior. After everyone started cross training then things changed but BJJ is still very important. It's like a basic requirement

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BJJ succeeded many many times in almost 0 rules fights. You could fucking hit people's nuts and pull people's hairs in the first UFCs

Biggest pleb filter?

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How many more Americans are in the UFC then Brazilians. If it was 50/50 your statement would be true, but that's not the case at all. From this source I from 2012 there were 196 Americans and 44 Brazilians. Those numbers alone are enough to show a higher percentage of Brazilians have been busted for doping, unless the numbers have changed substantially.
targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=13800

Heeminder, Robbie couldn't hear Herb because he was asleep.

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Sir, do you have some time to hear about underhooks?

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For you, Dom, I can spare a few minutes

You think someone hasn't told him this before?
He posts the same thing every day

>its ok because big strong murrcans do it
>they did it more than us
cringe mate, zero honour or respect and a black mark that will forever tarnish the name of the gracies and in effect all Brazilians.
Just go mate, youve championed your heroes through multiple threads however up until this point have avoided mentioning the fact Royce was a drug cheat.
shame on you

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Based and underhookpilled

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>JDS
>Minotouro
>Felipe Oliveiri
>Anderson
>Arantes
>Ribas
>Pezao Silva
>Pezao Lima
>Wanderlei
>Vitor
>Ricardo Abreu
>Machida
>Diogo Ferreira
>Matheus Nicolau
>Viscardi Andrade
>Carlos Felipe
>Lemos
>Jennifer Maia
>Werdum
>Tibau
>Royce
>Maldonado

Lol where the fuck are you getting 16 from?

Literally every Hue in the UFC right now is roiding

>mods pls unban me the podcast

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Except we will literally never see either of these fights.

hue bro btfo by brazo drugpill
see ya maaaaaart

Even Johnny Walker? He would never

>Zabit Khabib vs Ferg Conor
who wins the 4 man brawl lads?

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Why are gringos so salty about us? Do you really believe americans are clean?

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Where did you even get that list? It’s a mix of random early era pre usada roiders and usada violators like BJ who got caught with an illegal IV and got 6 months

This is from 2015-2017, so clearly a bit dated but relevant nonetheless. Brazilians have the highest percentage of roiders outside of small samples like Moldova etc.

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Conor is known as a street fighter in europe.

Joe's dropping redpills, didnt think he had it in him

Cool

Ask yourself this: Wo has more conditions to fool USADA with modern methods: Brazil or Amerilardia

just fuck off with the bjj gracie spam and stop turning this place into your private favela or you'll keep getting btfo with the drugs pill
simple really

>pivoting THIS hard again
Yikes

Based brazilian nationalist

>when they tested special rules fixed fights
Woah
Royce ducked Harold Howard

>can + can vs GOAT + can

I think you know the answer.

>HAHA MORE AMERICANS HAVE ROIDED BUT LOOK IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE IF YOU GO BY PERCENTAGE YOURS IS HIGHER LMAO IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT MORE HIGH LEVEL ATHLETES FROM THE US ROIDED

Joe Rogan vs CM Punk

who wins

Pivoting from what you braindead moron, that word isn't some special word that make you win arguments when you say it

Precisely. It’s like me having 100 inactive brain cells out of 100 trillion to your 99 inactive brain cells out of 100

This hue is just baiting on a vpn

lmao people like you are the most pathetic type of people. The pathetic excuse maker. Royce fought a roided out of this world Shamrock that looked like brick shithouse and was a catch fighter

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It does when it’s exactly what you’re doing you stupid bitch

>oh no americans roid more!!
>well dey better at roiding actually so dey dont get caught
Yikes. 24 hours with this shtick and you’re still getting crushed like a worm

the fans

i like this picture cos slavs are N1

why does he talk about underhooks so much

And Shamrock beat his ass the first two times. Then Royce had to nutshot him in smellator

I showed that americans roid more. They have roided more and it's nto some random bums. This were high level fighters including your GOAT jon jones that got 2 times already

Barnett got caught 3 times
Americans are the biggest roiders

>Harold Howard

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That from the FIFA gangbang

You didn’t show anything actually. I did and it showed the average roidzilian roids almost 3x as more. But you’re a too a stupid for maths

>beat his ass
No, he got subbed. Wtf are you talking about retard?

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Number one at breaking every rule in the book among other things

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Shamrock was natty though

At the end of the day everyone in MMA is a roider
quit being a fucking crybaby

there's no justification for performance enhancing drugs hue, particularly when the percentage of users busted being Brazilian are statistically higher than any other country.
Two wrongs dont make a right son, if bjj was as superior as you claim there would be no brazilian drug cheats however this simply isnt the case, adding evidence to the accusation of bjj being a meme.

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based

how is bjj superior? Nips came over and fucked the gracies up time and time again

You're using stats to bullshit. This is the fact more Americans roided than Brazilians. Those stats aren't from all mma fighters it's from only the ones in the UFC. Do a global stats of who roided more

Fixed fights and special rules of course

Heeminder that Harold Howard was based.
youtube.com/watch?v=WJsTv3ypGxI

set by the gracies of course

i love my ttt memes

>youre using facts to bullshit
Yikes

>arent from all mma fighters
So? Do you have any actual stats to support yours besides that random bullshit list?

Gracies aren't the only practitioners of MMA. Nips got fucked many times.

The first Japanese black belt was a judoka that got owned by rickson

youtube.com/watch?v=GukHAMMDE_U

Sakuraba got owned by arona and aoki

i miss Platinum fight weeks

Even his own list proves him wrong. Dude is just a moron

Anthony Smith had no business being in there, he was just basically the only guy left for Jon to fight.

How so?

Are these not facts?
In the UFC, more Americans cheated than Brazilians.

lmao you people are pathetic. You'll have to live with the fact that without the gracies there would be NO UFC. Americans would still be believing in bruce lee shit.

Do you want to do the math % wise considering the number of Americans and Brazilians in the UFC?

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=166&v=RlKIoXYs1bk

wish we had memes this good

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>Aoki beat up a geriatric Sakuraba
>Arona beat up a nearly ten year the elder washed Sakuraba
Wow bjj so stronk!!

More Americans went to fight with roids in their body than Brazilians. More Americans cheated in order to win than Brazilians. We're talking about their biggest fighters like Barnett, Jones, Mendes, Sonnen, Bonnar...

oh right wrestling, boxing, kickboxing, judo, and karate never existed in the us before the gracie fighting championships

I didn't know the status of fighter mattered. Anderson, Belfort, Machida, I know I'm missing a few

If I could go back in time I'd heem helio gracie while he was in the crib

Sorry that’s not a stat. That’s conjecture. I can assure you Little Nog, Anderson, JDS, Werdum, Vitor, and Wanderlei to name a fraction take the cake on that one buddy

>Bonnar
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kek this is said by Americans themselves who lived in that time.

oh so they didnt exist? fascinating theory

EVERY brazilian """"champion"""" was a roider tho
Every last one

This is the best baiter of all time people keep responding to him

oh for sure cyborg is hunnert pursent natty

Its not baiting if hes doing the most typing
Get a grip internet whitebelt

aldo?

It's like saying that less men died in Russia in WW2 because the percentage was smaller than some other country.

cringe

This is the dumbest analogy ever

Usually pretty juicy.

You can see bumps in American fighter's belly all the time.

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No, it’s like saying Brazilians on average roid almost 3x more than the average American

If any GET at all, she does a lactation video and "leaks" it onto the web

No one is denying they roid. Brazilians still roid more

...

what matters is that more Americans roided than BRs. More Americans were fighting people with a unfair advantage than BRs

I wish there were more good prego porn

what's one thing that was posted a lot of /heem/ before but isn't anymore?

be the change you want in the world

EVERYONE IS ON JUICE YOU DUMB FANBOYS

I don't know, and I'll apologize for it, it literally started because some butthurt Congress people got pissy.

Its bullshit, everybody juices at every level of professional sports

bisping and the heem police

yes

The dutchie who posted twinks
lithcuck
gooby on his head

Ok, Brazilians are more successful than Americans because we have less fighters

imagine

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Used to be way more webms

askren is juicing but hides it behind the dad bod

artem
ugly wmma fighter x

rate my meme heem. i personally think at least 3 upboats

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Yes Brazilians juice 100% of the time while Americans juice less than 100% of the time

think you're right, sometimes i'd just sit and watch heems for a bit, some really nice clips posted

>pivoting to speculation
Yikes

Chael grabbed everything at the pharmacy that he could and still looked and fought like shit

that one guy who had 100 heems and would sperg out over the OP everytime, fuck that fag but the webms were nice sometimes

And he isn't speculating as well, dumb fuck? You think you're this debate god but you're actually fucking dumb

you're a foreigner arent you

Ironic

Nobody is saying only hues roid
Just that hues are pound for pound the picogram champs
Id go far as to say if you are a pro fighter and dont roid you are retarded
but claiming natty for basically ANY BR fighter in the UFC is going to be a yikes from me.

How did we achieve this with less fighters?

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Achieve what? Overall there are far more American flags there

You don’t understand stats or relative risk

Its okay, schnookums, you’re retarded

nigeria has more champions than brazil. also who is this on JRE.

stats won't change that more americans roided than br.

Did I say he wasn’t? Is it okay to commit fallacies because someone else did?

>Achieve what?

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Why are there so few fighters from the Balkans?
An average Balkan guy is much tougher than a Westerner.

Stats also don’t change Brazilians roid more on average

Imagine pitching a cancer cure and saying “Exhibit A cured 100 out 1000, Exhibit B cured 99 of 100, therefore Exhibit A is more useful”

türks are genetically extremely low % lean body mass. This is why they only fight with knives or superior numbers.

>misgendering someone
this guy needs to be shot

Amerizoomers will ever be able to erase this
youtube.com/watch?v=wswkuLnzeCY

money

himat ću te.

>only volume matters

>no average does now
Lol monkey brains

How does he not break his wrist?

On average it's still worse. They have 1/2 the amount of Americans in the UFC, triple the next behind them and don't even have half the champions of America.

So on average they roid more, and lose more. Very curious

I love freedom

I was using your argument against you, braindead fucker

niceee. I have a feeling that card might suck, but I'm still looking forward to that fight.

Be nice to the hue

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Holy fuck what a shit thread.

That wasn’t me and it didn’t even work you braindead goatfucker LMAO

>i was only pretending to be retarded and simultaneously proving your point!!
Yikes. Literally the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen on heem

tim pool is an INSUFFERABLE FAGGOT

You are just mad because the brazilians styled on the japs

hes creating a discourse between the people and the most powerful corporation in the world you stupid faggot

Do these things just fucking roam the wild? JFC what am I looking at?!

Well it didn't work because on average it's the same thing. Brazilians lose more than they should for how many Brazilians are in UFC, and on average Brazilians roid much more than Americans.

>theres 3 croats posting in heem and everyone thinks we are the same person
I dont like black chicks

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doooooooooooooooont carrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

AS and Aldo one of the longest runs ever. I think only mighty mouse surpassed it but he was fighting midgets. We did all of this with less fighters. Also look at PRIDE. MMA isn't only UFC

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This guy cleans the WW division.

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Keep moving the goalposts dumb ass

Discourse isn't what we need.

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?

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dude literally curled up into a ball all fight. At least it wasn't as bad as woodley

On average belarussians died more than Russians. What does that mean on practice? What matters is that more russians gave their life. Did Belarussians matter more than russians? The UFC doesn't have all Brazilians so this is a incomplete stat

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Not an argument

Oh so now you’re pivoting title reign? And pre emptively pivot to “muh midgets” despite the fact brazilian midgets exist and that canderson silva had laughable opposition?

YIKES

>what matters is that the cancer was cured in 100 people, not that its success rate was 5%

Who is that absolute goddess in the back?

GSP and Jon also had longer reigns than Aldo

Based Brazil working the /heem/ marks

Aldo was 2009-2015 (6 years)
GSP was 2008-2013, only 5 years

MAGUMBA KILLS JONES, DON'T @ ME.

Title defenses

I agree

Aldo and GSP's reigns were both 9 defenses

Did he walk there from brazil.

what's worse losing to matt serra or conor mcgregor

2bh I think everyone is on roids except cody. even in skiing just the other day they got an austrian doping. Imagine in a sport like MMA

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>Jon Jones 'Has a Feeling' He'll Fight Israel Adesanya
what the fuck is wrong with this lanky nigger? why the fuck won't he go up and fight stipe/ngannou/dc? he has the same dimensions of a heavyweight
>6'4
>walks around 220
>84 inch reach
Fuck this pussy, now he wants to fight a blown up middleweight.

>shogun
He just knows
>rashad
Pretending he doesn't know

That isn't Shogun bro, lol. Looks like him though.

he already beat dc twice and no one gives a shit about stipe or ngannou just shut the fuck up kiddo

he will call out Demetrius next

Counting WEC yes, that’s fair

they're not going to offer him more money to fight at heavyweight and he needs all the money he can get now

stop making excuses for faggotry and weight bullying

this webm just show that The fall of the greats are most important than the rise of the simply others

To be fair Israel is 6'4 has an 80 inch reach and fought at cruiserweight a few times, it's not that crazy

let's be real brazil is a dump. colombia and costa rica are nice.

stupid gypsy don't you know jones admitted he's afraid of dc at heavyweight and doesn't want to fight him when he got asked this question a while back. Everyone gives a shit about stipe/ngannou because both these guys have an actual chance at beating him, a chance where he doesn't get to abuse his 84 inch reach and long range. You're just a jones dickrider and know he'd get heemed at heavyweight where he belongs.

there really is no one at heavyweight he'd be an idiot to move up there now. the champion is a guy he fucking destroyed.

dc flushed stipe and stipe flushed ngannou ufc isn't offering him more money to move up, no one cares. let him fight at lhw and earn money for his 6 children

>no one gives a shit about Jones vs stipe or ngannou

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Post dern bunda

Luke heems jones
Till heems usman
Bet the farm

Askren heems them all

He got a fluke win against a flushed lawler who almost put him away in round 1
He will get STARCHED in his next fight

Okay dudes. UFC 232 got 700,000 buys. How many do we think 235 got? I have a feeling it did significantly better

>19-0
>H-he was losing until he won
He'll lose next time right, sweetie? Go to bed, Darren.

Robbie was roided as fuck and got a fluke slam. AskGOD’s granite chin will never be tarnished

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This, its the same pay check to fight easier competition. He isnt a pussy, he is just smart. He said if the money is right he will move up, makes perfect sense.

>Being this mad at the result of a contest that you couldn't control

>Jon Jones ($500,000 + no win bonus = $500,000) def. Anthony Smith ($350,000)
>Kamaru Usman ($350,000 + no win bonus = $350,000) def. Tyron Woodley ($500,000)
>Ben Askren ($200,000 + $150,000 = $350,000) def. Robbie Lawler ($200,000)
>Weili Zhang ($18,000 + $18,000 = $36,000) def. Tecia Torres ($36,000)
>Pedro Munhoz ($48,000 + $48,000 = $96,000) def. Cody Garbrandt ($130,000)
Imagine being at a level where most people consider you the GOAT*(p4p) of your sport and still only getting $500,000 per fight. MMA is a joke.

>He doesn't know that the headlining champ gets a cut of the ppv which likely did over 1 Million Buys

they get paid more off the books, which is what they prefer as they can then not declare it to the taxman.

Should have played Tennis

Let’s talk, Dana. Oh please, Mr. President is so formal, call me Andrew

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imagine thinking askren could make it anywhere near the top five

I thought they scrapped that a year, or two ago?

There’s nobody boxers who like Gary Russell who average 4 million a fight. But thats at the expense of the rest of the card outside the comain making jack shit. MMA has a much more level paying scale in both genders. But they get schtupped still

>fluke slam
Watch him repeat it in the rematch, bitchboy

>black belt bjj
>cant grip the legs over the head and back for proper armbaring
:/

Whos you're favorite XX chromosome fighter?

Nelson

Dana white mentioned it at the 236 press conference

Do you think less of a fighter affiliated with Ali Abdelaziz?

This is punished Aldo redemption arc, poor Volkanovski is just a chapter more

yes

fer sure b

That's literally my body complexion except I'm 1.71 mts :(

clean fit desu

lol Tim Pool is a whiny fag.
>wh-wh-why didnt you ban these people that were mean to me on twitter??

who is the best mma athlete?

how did you manage to listen to that nonsense for more than 10 minutes?

I loathe every single one of them

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE NAPPY!

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aldo taking out the trash. volcan sucks.

which martial art do you practice fellow heemsters

post the real picture

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>after you defeat all Brazilians this is the final boss

taekwondo

It's 2019, why are you still racist?

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how do you say this goblin's name in spanish?

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Looks like the company is getting rid of Aldo once and for all

shadow boxing

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I liked tim pool the first time he was on, and that was the first time I heard of him, but it became apparent that he's been doing a little too much preaching to the choir on this whole issue. He didn't seem prepared to receive any answers. I didn't listen to the whole thing, but after he brought up "conservatives in india" I didn't see it going to well from then on.

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Dernmark literally hasnt posted since the news came out. He was active in the days leading up so its not like he was already not posting

that is one spoiled pampered animal

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Because it's 2019. Anti-racism was a 1960's hippie boomer fad.

*too well

aldo is literally free money

btw i got 4 of 5 fights wrong last card

That’ll do it

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Yes and no

Doesn't he get them pretty big paydays

>no Reebok shilling
>van dame teached me this kick
Lmao

He'll be back in 8 months

Hey Dana...Welcome to the show! Time to Go Big! The Time is Now!

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I feel like he only comes back to fight khabib

roider, ducker, race traitor, manlet

Join the Team
Pictures of the docks
Rich Piana (rip)
Adan memes
Unironic Schaub posts

these

>If I win the presidency
lol

You can be racist and still like negresses user. It's a common dilemma

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Bjj, occasionally box and muay thai

The Yang Gang has boarded the Yang Train and there is no stopping it.

no you can't. you're a disgrace.

wtf i'm pulling my wang for yang now

Does anyone care about Miocic in Croatia?

He’ll be part of the Sanders cabinet at the very least. He’ll spot Bernie a Fight Pass free trial code

you once said to never take anything you say seriously

Real talk. Would inter-round watermelon slices have revived tyrone?

he's a beast of a croat everyone knows him in the motherland 100%

Running on a treadmill on occasion coild have. Some people said he looked smaller than usual though, didnt pick up on that initially myself but he looked less bulky

You forgot his most egregious sin

>a fucking leaf

>gypsy calling someone else an animal

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Holy shit based "1000 per month" Yang utterly BTFOing Dana the crooked mafioso White

butt is too big for her frame

>To the best of my knowledge, I don't know"

What did he mean by this? And did he ever get any crab legs?

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are french canadians considered canadians

why is pettis fighting thompson

thats a ********** not a human

It's the fight the fans want to see!

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Colby-Usman is gonna be a munster

if luke fixes his striking defence he's unstoppable

you don't unironically think fucking TWITTER is the most powerful corporation in the world do you?

I refuse to believe anyone is that braindead.

this, he's still a young prospect

redpill me on brendan schaub

no, the british should have just erased montreal

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Hes obviously the romanian in this thread

maybe by adesanya standards

aldo is a 32 year old zoomer with his latest wins being over moicano, stephens, edgar, mendes, lamas, chink, edgar and mendes. he's literally free money.

Why do they have guest fighters at events? Just to show on the screen? Nobody gets to meet them.

yeah bruh, it's not like Aldo has way better striking and simply the best TDD of the whole UFC right?

Why don’t they ever have Schaub as a guest celberty?

Let the bong make the new one.

What do you mean nobody gets to meet them?

the gypsy is the spammer with another vpn

They fans at the event don't get to meet them, they have security stopping it because they'd just be getting bothered all night. I don't really get the point of announcing guest fighters before every event.

What are your go-to MMA websites?

Ortega is so trash

Hope you all trained today, lads.
Tony Bless

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Heem.com

whats the best fight of last year? ufc only.

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heem
r/mma
youtube.com/mmaworld

They do meet and greets, open workouts, media interviews etc during fight week. They don’t just show up for fight night.

luke wins the rematch at LHW

>tfw broken hand and can't train
>wish i had tony's healing genetics

mind over matter

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>tony's hgh
ftfy

>out grapples Sambo masters and BJJ blackbelts
>out strikes and TKOs MT, Karate and Kickboxing blackbelts
Has he solved MMA?

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What's her endgame?

Ah okay, they don't do any meet and greets or anything for the British cards. We have Ben Askren and Uriah Hall and Ben makes sense but what's the point in Uriah Hall if they're not even doing meet and greets.

Name literally 1 clean white champ besides MAYBE Bisping in the past 10 years of the UFC. I'll wait.

he will avenge Tyron

>Tyron gets more despite losing
Why?

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because he was the champ?

rose

Right, but why do the >women get paid so low? despite being the main card?

they don't deserve anymore

Dana White is a known machist

new

machinist?

main card has nothing to do with it

Fuck this Aldo should heem Ortega before retire

"machista" não tem um termo pra isso em inglês, macaco burro que aprendeu inglês com joguinhos.

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Okay okay I have a legit question

Johnny Walker vs Dominick Reyes

Who wins and how/why?