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Is he the liverpool of anime?

I'm not sure if this belongs here...

>Top 16
>Top 8
>Top 8
>Top 4
>Top 8
>Runner up
Who is the Ash Ketchup equivalent in other sports?

*slurps*

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I don't know the outcome of this battle but Ash should have his ass handed to him at least 6-2 for using this faggot friendship team

>Schalke

Unironically, Messi and Argentina

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This is so dumb. If he Ash won some and lost some and would be far more interesting because people wouldn't know the result and actually care about this shit

damn

You mean to tell me in the whole series Ash has still never won the final league or whatever it's called?

Remember when Ash choked the league in the last second?

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Is your Orange?

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The fucking STATE of Goodra

League Cup tier

Soon to be 0-7 in 22 years.

fuck me

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The fuck, why? They could easily let him win and then pull a "I don't want to become champion because I want to explore the world" excuse

How is life in Venezuela?

i feel embarassed when i remember i cried when this can lost against that dude who had a pikachu too
ash was always a can who didn't understand types and pokemons
also faggot is like 30 by now, he should grow up

Shit was amazing, it was /vp/‘s own 18-1.

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so what is the point of the Pokemon anime if Ash a. doesn't even catch all that many Pokemon, b. uses Pikachu/starter Pokemon every generation, and c. never wins a fucking thing

>Wenger.png
My sides

based Ritchie and his chad Pikachu

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Holy shit, /vp/ is based. Pokémon was supposed to be for faggots but now I will browse >your board.

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He was raping Ritchie and was about to win until his CHADzard disobeyed him and went to sleep.

Charizard disobeying Ash despite him having all the badges proves what a hack fraud of a trainer he is

literally this
nigga was a crook
not how i remember

Ash's Charizard was always a jumped up dragonlet though.

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what the fuck are those abominations, I swear to god everything post gen 2 is pure autism

Na, it's the Netherlands.

Ash can't be Argentina, because Argentina have won World Cups. Messi can't be Aah, because Ash at least won a secondary tournament while Messi can't even win the Copa. Netherlands never won the World Cup, but did win Euro 88. And what was the secondary competition Ash won? The ORANGE League.

is Pikachu LCIM?

>sleeps and loses in its first league
>chokes and loses in its second
Why do people rate this shitter again?

cuz he beat articuno with a massive type advantage that one time i suppose

Ash needs to fire his pikachu already

also this

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Ahs cannot just win pokemon leagues he has to be a shitty trainer bc they have to reset his power every season to view the new pokemons and make publicity for the games, if ash becomes too succesfull the history will just make no sense, ash is just the white man being controlled by the jews.

now THIS is Yea Forums

>not rating metagross

what the fuck are those zoomer pokemons

this was a really good post up until the end

I don't get it, for big competitions Ash used to get his actually good pokemon out of storage right? Why would he go into this league with a bunch of nu-gen retards when he has Charizard and Infernape in his box?

Charizard sucks dick.

His Squirtle and Pikachu jobbed horribly there

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Even this gay guy with a ruffled collar can beat that geek who embarrassed Ash

these nu-pokemons are really shit

Infernape>>>>

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>Primeape is STILL out on loan
Literally fuck Ash

>the absolute state of LaprASS

>Charizard sucks dick.
um no sweatie

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Isn't as retarded as others, still looks like a roomba on legs. First and second gen had round, soft, eye pleasing pokemon shapes that looked like they could be genuine animals you can find in the wild. All those post gen 2 things look so pointy and jagged, as if they were actual alien forms made out of metal. I feel like watching Michael Bay's version of pokemon whenever I see them.

>the shantytown of Lapras, Pidgeotto and Noibat

Ash never drew a dime

ash vs paul for the semifinal of the sinnoh league was kino

Nigga had a Kingler and a Snorlax in his storage and almost never used them.

had no idea Pidgeotto was that ass

Man, Pokemon these days look like some deviant art autist designed them.

zard is far too arrogant to warrant such a win rate

The designs were never good.

The designs have always looked like that

Don't take it seriously. He at least beat the Orange League and the Battle Frontier and he could've easily beat every single league if he used his best team.

Being the strongest trainer in the entire franchise is already good enough at this point.

>Orange League
>Battle Frontier
These are Nations League tier competitions

So elite?

How is he the strongest trainer if he isn't #1

The end was the best part Mohammed

Imagine bragging about winning the carabaou cup

Was Gary the one we were supposed to root for all along?

he isn't. i remember one of the tournaments he was actually doing really well and then some guy with like three legendaries just rolled him.

>Goodra 100%
now THAT'S an image made pre-Kalos finals

Yes, its basically one of those chad vs virgin memes, ash got stuck in the friendship meme while Gary always had the drive of a champion and didn't slander around like a retard, what happened to him after gen1?

this one is complete through kalos i think.

Well, he gave up battling after his second league loss and got a nice job through nepotism so at least he is smarter than Ash.

Gary never became a champion either. He became a professor.

Shit, what a waste of potential, no surprise everyone was pissed to those hack writers

based

>Still using a Pikachu

Dumbass

Despite the memes, Gary was an even worse trainer than ash. He lost at an earlier round than him in their first league, and ash beat him hard in the second one, so much he quit being a trainer. At least he had the decency to cut his losses early, while the other one keeps failing after two decades?

>someone somewhere watched every single episode of Pokemon and recorded on a spreadsheet every single W/L for every single one of Ash's Pokemon throughout the series

Reminder that Ash IS NOT ALL ALLOWED TO WIN THE LEAGUE because PCI (Pokémon Company International) keeps vetoing the scripts where he wins it.

The directors in Hoenn and Kalos intended to make him the champion, but were vetoed in the last minute.

Some old fart directive thinks that Ash winning will mean the end of the series.

Gary had the savvy to realize that he was in an anime where he wasn't the protagonist and got out early.

>At least he had the decency to cut his losses early, while the other one keeps failing after two decades?
That's why he will always be a more based character, fuck ash, fuck pokemons and fuck the smash bros. franchise for keeping adding them to the game

Bulbasaur
>underrated
>Pre pre Evo

The real MVP

Reminder that Ash had his first kiss already

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Misty/May/Dawnfags punching the air rn

>lost against Erica's Gloom
>lost against some Parasect as Charmeleon
>lost the first fight against that Poliwrath in the episode where he finally starts obeying Ash
>lost against the Dragonite in the Orange League final
>lost against the Blaziken in the Johto League
>lost a in the Battle Frontier
I haven't watched Pokemon in like 15 years but Charizard definitely has more than three losses

Based and pokepilled

kek

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Is Pokemon battle a sport?

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>el venezolANO señores

fucking ballack

No but me Cummings in her asscrack should be it

it's only league matches maybe

no friendly shit

You are heading the same way with AMLO

>that high percentage and still zero titles
Is Charizard, dare I say, the Ravager of Rattata?

I doubt it

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They're the only 3 that matter, Pokemon after Diamond and Pearl is zoomer territory

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character wise maybe but I would still bury my dick into the Gen V girls so far whoever pulled it out would be crowned Battle Tycoon

>perfectly good team only to ruin it with fucking unfenzant

The new region is Yea Forums related

>based on England
>fire starter is soccer rabbit
>grass starter is a drummer fan in the stands
>gyms are soccer stadiums

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>Ash vs Tobias
>Guts-boosted Megahorn from Heracross doesn't KO Darkrai
Will there ever be a more blatant example of refball?

More like Greninja, unironically enough

>The hopeful that carries most of the team despite numerous setbacks, becomes semi-captain, only to choke in the final and then gets ruined by a literal career-ending injury

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Reminder that Liverpool will be in the next game

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Why to the jap cucks never let him win? It's been 25 years for fucks sake

to be fair, it could have been done with wiki information too

it's autism, but a bit less autistic

Was Ash's Charizard the Balotelli of Pokemon?

To teach a lesson to young japanese about how losing is ok. A lot of sports anime has their central team never winning the championship for the same reason

>"strongest trainer"
>Zero titles
Ash is actually Klopp

he got knocked out by a guy so retarded he couldn't even bring the right ammount of pokemons once

So Orange League is the Euros, and Battle Frontier the Nations League?

Who of the Netherlands or Portugal is going to win the Nations League this year, lads?

Comfy

Nation League is like the Pokemon contests. Nobody cares

>he rates the plasticness that is Unovan televidia

So are the villain team going to be based on Muslim rape gangs or the IRA?

Anti-monarchists

lel

Grookey, Sobble, or Scorbunny?

Scorbunny

Soooooo, the IRA?

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It's obviously going to be Team Norf vs Team Souf.

Or they trot out not-Mosley with team /fa/ 2.0.

Unlicensed knife owners

Wait, Memezuela isn't blocked on Yea Forums now? Or are you using proxy?

Greninja takes 2/3 leafstorms from Mega Sceptyle in the Kalos leagues and survives them

Netherlands or >us.

Muh nostalgia because he's 1st gen.

Only the main internet provider is blocked

Or when Charizard tanked two Hydro Pumps against Gary's Blastoise

Maybe this is Ash's chance to make it "coming home lads!". He just needs to BEAT SAM FAKIN POKEMANZ

Why didn’t they let mewtwo compete in tournaments? He was clearly the GOAT trainer and only lost because of bitch tears

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>th-this is our year

losing to a Pokemon while battling with Pokemon would probably be too damaging for most Trainers' egos

Damn ash's team is looking pretty beastly this series

>implying