/cric/ don't blush baby

currently:
India 250
Australia 62/0 * (10.3/50 ov, target 251)

upcoming
West Indies v England in 7 or so hours

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1st for Heskey

feeling elite honest lads

lmoa

2nd for wade
2nd for seething timmy
2nd for /comfycric/

Kek

It's hilarious because you were in fact NOT the 2nd poster in the thread

Jadhav's action is sus as fuck

devastated you pointed this out

thinking about life

kek, fuck off Finch you human bread silo

2nd for maxi

hows it looking m89?

based

better now that finch is out

please please please marsh make 0 runs

are you retarded he's actually good at ODIs

so is warner and i hate him too mate

>averages 40
>lol don't want him in the WC team

t. Suhdaresh "Stevo" Pragaash-Devinsham

t. boomer

if marsh makes his average i will eat my boots lads

GOLLAPSE

but smarsh is a good guy aside from being shithouse at tests

just dont like the look of him mate

personal opinion

bit racist

why

My world cup team

Finch
Wade
Stoinis
Maxwell
Handscome
Christian
Turner
Cummins
Starc
K Richardson
Zampa

Now this is a team that will win a worlds cup

not a bad opinion mate, i respect it and i will not scold you

no reason
just dont like the bloke

>no D'Arcy
racist mate?

thanks mate, as a senior /cric/ poster, ive had my fair share of scolding so its all good

Dan Christian is the native selection

based t20 world cup side

this is genuinely good mid-innings batting, I'm surprised

sus action on that one curry

>shit darsh

Imagine scoring less than Finch, I'd legit be horrified

half tracker going down legside

and you blokes praise this guy

paaalease!

they finally brought maxwell up the order

get the meme guy out and it's game on

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would download my app into her without lag tbqhwyf

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>paaalease

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game on

>crapsmell

wogGOD and cummies bring it home

elite innings from batswell

She cute

O O F
O
F

anybody even watching?

crying

don't lad

I am

F U C K
U
C
K

based

Interesting game lads

POORLY CODED

India getting WOGGED

JUST

think Handscomb will regret that run lads

elite SA and WA gods at the crease lads

hi

first for test hockey

finna bout to wog the fuck out

whats up guys?

reckon I could have had a real chance at playing an international for Ireland if I used my passport

Sweating lads

Hlw

SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS

>PraJa: "I hate Stoinis because he looks like my crush's boyfriend."

Psh........easy

life must be bad if you're fantasising about that

it is yeah

tipping the woGOD to win this for Poopeelia

umm
what are you using racial slurs for mate

/oilrig/

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LOL

>Poorey

haha ncn can still bat though aha

five sixes, simple as

lads

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LOL

L A D S
A
D
S

based india deliberately not getting finch out early so he fucks >us up at the world cup

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF YOURE DONE YOU CUNT ITS ALL OVER FOR SHITSTRALIA

B U M G O D
U
M
G
O
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of too bed

BUMGOD>CUMGOD

OH NONONO

Chopping some yews lads

Tense stuff

woggod will save us lads

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>ambati gandu

was she shaved mate?

yeah, and she had a cute innie cunny.

BASED Ruru Poster

WOGGED
O
G
G
E
D

:D

:D

why's playing dots lmao absolute madman

yikes

WOG vs BUM

>Vijay shankar last over
gg austraria

Love these IPL ads lol

BASED WOGGOD

sweating

>transfer the strike to the tailender for the end of the over
>take a single on the next ball

Oil Rig going to drill in deep lads

I BELIEVE LADS

E L E V E N

>bowling out Bumrash before the 50th

ah yes

>Shankar

give me a rundown on these tactics lads

Two boundaries, give the wog the single

Didn't have options. Missing Pandya tbeh

kek

>wogpoo
OH NONONONONONO

>smashed ball from his bat into his pad
>given out
UM????????????????

>wogMORTAL

racist ball tracking keeping the greek man down

grim intellect

SO FUCKING TENSE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK OFF UMPBALL

what the fuck was he thinking with that shot dumb wog

Every umpires ball playing against India goes in their favour. Literally every time.

>obvious noise off the bat
y-yeah nothing there

>refuses singles
>gets out first ball last over
Elite tactics from wogpoo

They need to have units on the y-axis on the snicko/infrared for the sake of transparency

Australian batsmen literally cannot score singles.

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Zampa going to finish in style with a beautiful lofted drive

TWINKGOD

I thought i could hear an inside edge from here, but an aussie lost his wicket so all's well that ends well

BOWLED HIM GONE FUCK OFF AHAHAHAHAJAAKAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA

WHY GIVE YOURSELF SO MUCH SPACE WHAT THE FUCK

rigged, gay game for gay people

S H A N K A R
H
A
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K
A
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Eh, who cares. Only the WC matters.

honestly no one, and i mean literally no one, gives a fuck about odi cricket.

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PLAYED HIM LIKE A SITAR

Kek

lmao it's footy season definitely didn't stay up late to watch this semen slurping sport when I literally don't give a shit aha

Wrong
Only the Ashes matters.

Langer should've told Maxwell to score some more runs

Ultimately the result of a sportsball match is inconsequential and irrelevant in the context of the wider universe

saw the score with 2 overs to go and knew i had to tune in to watch things crash and burn
i wasn't disappointed

honestly do not understand why australian batsmen are incapable of scoring singles and rotating the strike.

Dumb “sport”

Marsh and Handscomb were actually doing just that

Good game

BASED Straffy B

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Both are good ODI batsmen. Epsecially marsh. Sadly he is notoriously wobbly early in his innings. its rare though.

BASED

Don't think anyone fucked up today lads

Handscomb did in getting run out

yep, you don't run off jadeja tbeh, how brainlet handscomb is?

21 hours till I’m finally back in the MCU. Living in Australia has its perks sometimes.

he's such a sad cunt

>MCU
YIKES

:D

off to bed

Goodnight boro

Going to stop reading Sebbo's posts for Lent lads

What did he mean by this lads

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Ah yes, the rurufaggot

For me? It’s giving up watching the brainletbash for lent.

Probably some sort of coded message for his talibani friends. You should contact RAW and NSA asap tbqh.

>still mad after he BTFO’d you
Kek

Hello lads

Bugger

I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES

>hetmyer and gayle batting
>everyone's probably watching two ded CL games

cringe hearing finch on the radio this morning talking about how well they did and the lessons to take away from the game

>autosage

there is a game on fatguts

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WALLOP

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Complain to Richo mate.

>Name is literally Pooran
HAHAHAHA

>Plunkett
>Literally the sound a large poo makes plopping into the toilet
lol

The question is, will I autosage the next thread as well?

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