/bundes/

what fucking memes

What is he thinking? Whats the idea behind this pedo moustache?

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>mfw i walk past a kindergarten

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>mfw it was closed

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Me on the left

Bane?

>citywinslol
>buyernwinslol
>/bestbundes/ aufsteiger already sorted
guess we'll have to wait for /trans/ or /manshaft/ for further football discussion

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Dortmund ist tot desu famalam

Tolle Auszeichnung für Eintracht Frankfurt und ihren Hauptsponsor Indeed! Bei den sogenannten ESA-Awards, die zum zwölften Mal in London stattfanden, werden jährlich Agenturen, Marken oder Rechteinhaber von einer Jury aus hochrangigen europäischen Experten für Sponsoring und Marketing für ihren Kampagnen geehrt. Die starke Zusammenarbeit zwischen Eintracht Frankfurt und Hauptsponsor Indeed staubte in der Kategorie "Best Newcomer to Sponsorship" den ersten Platz ab.

Ante Rebic, der sich gegen Hoffenheim das Knie verdreht hat, ist nach Belgrad gereist, um sich von einem Spezialisten untersuchen zu lassen. Somit fällt der Kroate gegen Inter aus. Gute und schnelle Genesung, Ante!

7/10

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yes
the germans are waking up
actually they've been up for quite some time
yes

Zuerst einmal meinen Glückwunsch und meine Hochachtung für all diejenigen, die sich das gestern bis zum Ende angeguckt und sich anschließend nicht von der Köhlbrandbrücke gestürzt haben. Für Verein, Vorstand und Mannschaft habe ich nur noch eins: Schämt euch!

Schämt euch für diese Frechheit, die ihr als professionellen Fußball bezeichnet…

Schämt euch dafür, dass ihr seit Jahren nicht besser, sondern immer schlechter spielt. Egal unter welchem Trainer…

Schämt euch dafür, dass ihr diesen Skandal von gestern Abend auch noch feiern wollt…

Schämt euch dafür, dass ihr für das, was ihr Woche für Woche anbietet, Eintrittsgelder wie ein Champions League-Teilnehmer verlangt….

Schämt euch dafür, dass ihr eure Fans schon wieder um Almosen anbettelt, aber nie eine Gegenleistung erbringt…

Schämt euch für eure verschissenen Facebook-, Instragram- und Twitter-Texte….

Schämt euch für eure Millionengehälter, die ihr nicht mal im Ansatz verdient habt…

Schämt euch, wenn ihr euch das nächste Mal über irgendeine Schiedrichterleistung beschwert…

Schämt euch für euer Gewimmer über eine Spielansetzungen an einem Montag, ihr könnt froh sein, überhaupt noch mitspielen zu dürfen…

Schämt euch für eure jahrelangen Lügengeschichten, Märchen und Fan-Verarschungen…

Schämt euch für eure Misswirtschaft, die den Verein an den Rand der Insolvenz geführt hat….

Schämt euch für einen Transferflop am nächsten….

Schämt euch für Topzuschläge gegen Mannschaften wie den MSV Duisburg. Eigentlich müsste der Verein dafür bezahlen, dass ihm noch jemand zuguckt….

Schämt euch für eure Ausreden und Erklärungsversuche. Für das, was ihr Woche für Woche zeigt, gibt es keine Entschuldigung mehr….

Schämt euch dafür, dass ihr mit der Scheiße, die ihr abliefert, auch noch aufsteigen wollt….

Schämt euch dafür, dass ihr auch immer noch für etwas Besseres haltet….

Schämt euch für dieses verfuckte Lied vor jedem Drecksspiel, in dem in Dortmund Geld angeblich keine Tore schießt…

Schämt euch dafür, dass ihr nicht nur diesen Verein, sondern auch meine Stadt zum Gespött der gesamten Republik macht….

Schämt euch dafür, dass ihr spielt wie ein Landesligist, aber die Spieler immer noch genügend Zeit haben, um nebenbei beschissene Videos zu drehen und dämliche Musik aufzunehmen…..

Schämt euch für eure Ferraris und Bentleys, bei den Leistungen dürftet ihr höchstens U-Bahn fahren…

Ihr seid eine Schande für diesen Verein und die Stadt Hamburg!

Schämt euch dafür, dass euch nicht mal in den Sinn kommt, eure Fans für eure Kackleistungen zu entschädigen….

Schämt euch für eure nächsten zwei freien Tage, an denen ihr mal kurz nach Dubai fliegt oder euch eure nächste Armbemalung abholt…..

Schämt euch dafür, dass ihr bei eurem nächsten Verein wahrscheinlich wieder normale Leistungen bringen werdet….

Schämt euch für ein Bilanzminus 8 Jahre in Folge…

Schämt euch für einen Campus, aus dem maximal Regionalliga-Spieler hervorgehen….

Schämt euch für das, was ihr zeigt, obwohl euch beste Bedingungen und überproportional viel Gehalt zur Verfügung gestellt wird….

Schämt euch dafür, dass ihr einem Körperklaus wie Bäckerei Jutta einen Fünf-Jahres-Vertrag mit garantierten € 450.000 pro Jahr gegeben habt, während ihr Fans mit € 1.900 brutto Mondpreise aus dem Kreuz leiert…..

>anime poster makes terrible post
Not an surprise

We still have a 5% chance ...

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Boateng Hummels and Müller got LÖW'd

No, you gotta do the funny names, like Müllel or Bummels.

wtf I love Joachim now
who told him to remove the cancer?

>Less than 1%
God I wish I had money to make a bet

Me.

Based desu

>Bundestrainer Joachim Löw treibt den Umbruch in der deutschen Nationalmannschaft voran – betroffen sind davon offenbar drei Weltmeister von 2014. Wie die „Bild“ in Berufung auf eigene Informationen berichtet, plant der Coach vorerst ohne die Bayern-Profis Jérome Boateng (30, Foto), Mats Hummels (30) und Thomas Müller (29).

told you guys

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not one older than 30 years that has to hurt

Oh no no no this can’t be happening to us fellow boomers!

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a horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be

>mfw im the worst Bayern player but i dont get sacked

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The best ever German post

thoughts? something like this will be the line up then, i guess

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>implying

Kroos and Neuer need to fuck off
Kimmich should be at right back

>Gnabry
embolo alder
Havertz is unironically our best player right now

dfb.de/news/detail/loew-plant-ohne-mueller-hummels-und-boateng-199284/

really gotta get rid of neuer now as well.
a decent 2nd choice gk but his performance is nowhere near ter stegen anymore

Neuer yes, Kroos needs to be there as Quotenossi
Löw said a few weeks back that Kimmich will be our future DM, i would play Demme

Yeah i know, but i choose based on Löw's preferences

Sané-Werner-Gnabry
Brandt-Havertz
Maier
Schulz—-Suele—Ginter/Tah/Anyone—-Kimmich
Ter Stegen

Kroos already said that he wants to rest during international breaks.

like i said here its not my XI, but Löw's
mine would be something like pic rel

yeah but not EC/WC

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based löw

>there are people who rate leon "late run merchant" goretzka

looks decent, shame I will never see reus and götze together again.

>just concede my shit up

I didn't put Kroos or Goretzka in the midfield though

go dortmund

>Löw
>sacked
*sniffs*

who can stop them next year?

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Neuer

>Tolisso

havertz staying with his fren at leverkusen

Rangnick will reject Uli's €1m offer for Werner and Völler won't receive a Buyern bid for Havertz

NOOO BOOMERBROS this can't be happening!

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Pavard on the bench?

he could play for both CB's or Kimmich

U23

>Sule
>Coman
>Tolisso

The only people that can stop them are themselves lmfao

Jesus I can't believe bayern has fallen so immensely. Have they been carried all these years by Robben and Ribery?

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>Have they been carried all these years by Robben and Ribery?
yes

what do you make of Reus re: the NT? take him to the euro next year?

Ganz nüchtern betrachtet spielen Hummels und Boateng sowie Müller auf Positionen, auf denen Joachim Löw eine recht große Auswahl hat.

Imo Pep absolutely fucked Bayern too

>t.obias Escher

still enough to win the bundes which is all uli wants

Lads, since the Robbery era has come to an end, in retrospect what was your favorite moment? For me it was naturally Robben's goal and Ribery's assist in the 2013 CL final vs Dirtmud. That being said, the first goal in thrashing arsenal 5-1 is an honorable mention

Ah yes Champions League tonight.
I guess I should start cooking some dinner soon then.

I hate american OPs

I actually like it, it's a look

we all do

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Now he can concentrate on his publisher career.

Wait, what? Theyre out forever? Well, thats a bit hard, they could have given them a Abschiedsspiel.

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>Ex-Nationalspieler

top olmer

>Dscherome is the smart Boateng

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Poland is based

i am based

19:09 Echte Liebe

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hoping for a cheeky 4:1
would be top notch memery desu

*sucks air through teeth* ja i saga ma die nationalmannschaft isch scho igendwi au kein gnadenhof

>Jesus I can't believe bayern has fallen so immensely
are you six years old? this was their lineup ten years ago against barcelona

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> Breno

Now he was on fire!

Can understand them removing Boateng, and Muller to a degree.
But Hummels? Does he deserve that?

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Since when is there Vibratorwerbung on Sky?

Geht los!

elixx.me/ulazio.html

Hope there will be another Malaga-Wunder but I don't think so.

>no weigl
not going to watch this lmao

limassol

>Götze false 9
it never ends

literally what is wrong with Alcacer?
seems like your typical "got the contract now I can get fat" story. and the only question is who out of Götze and Alcacer are less able to be professional athletes.

doubt spurs will start with both lucas and son

hope one of the Spurs fans gets his head stomped like that City fan auf Schalke

havent posted here for a long time wew. just wanted to tell you that last week i got banned for saying "nigger" (srs) and that i wont watch the game today lol.

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based Ruhrpottassis keeping us entertained even when games are shit

mötter sind fagötter
hausmeister schlürfen männerkleister

post your fav statistic about your team

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which part of Nice are you from?

Lüdenscheid riviera

there's me proven right
eejits

BVB-Startelf gegen die @SpursOfficial: Bürki - Wolf, Akanji, Weigl, Diallo - Witsel, Guerreiro, Sancho, Reus ©, Götze - Alcácer

>wasting Reus on an irrelevant lost game
based Favre

Wtf I hope Spurs win now

lamo
>stiftung warentest note 1
l-lewd

BVB-Bank: Hitz - Zagadou, Hakimi, Schmelzer, Delaney, Bruun Larsen, Pulisic

Götze CAM, Reus LW?

>you now remember pulisic

why is there no match-thread bvb-tfc?

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Put on your proxy and make one.

havent showered since friday

ama

Is this real?

Cringy interview with Favre.

#metoo

...

lmao

oof... thats a new low

einfach peinlich

>now

is there any reason to even watch this?
I mean I could watch a solid kino in the meantime instead

Der Drache hat seine Balkontür eingeschlagen.

watch the match until spörsch score

falscher faden hurenkind

Why will nobody play the left back at left back?

how to get rid of fruit flies?
I think they are even in my shitty half ded cactus plants.

When will Jogi announce his team for the Länderspielpause?

i bet noier will be benched for ter stegen.

>get a bottle of red wine
>drink it until theres about 1/3 of it left
>pour a bunch of dish soap into it
>leave it out overnight in the area where you're getting a lot of fruit flies
this has worked for me every time

I tried this with orange juice but success wasn't great, will try with wine. I guess sweet wine works better?

yeah sweeter the better really
definitely red wine though

also the shape of the bottle makes it easy for them to get in but almost impossible to get out. did you just have the orange juice in a glass?

gute idee kollege danke

Hide open food, throw away old fruits, keep trash in a bin and generally keep your apartment clean and they are gone in a day or two

i followed some tutorial where you put plastic foil over a glass and poke holes in it. But as i said success wasn't great.

should get rid of that YNWA shit soon
Klopps gone

They aren't even in my trash and all my fruit are in the fridge.

yeah thats retarded
wine bottle trick should work a charm
after they're gone do this

could you stop with the boomer talk already

i made a sugar & honey trap last summer and it worked pretty well, although they just came back

I take it.

>Boaterng
is a nigger so I am happy is gone even though it's germany so it's likely that he gets replaced by another non german. His defending was second rate but it's still one of the best germany has to offer so the decision is bad from a sport perspective but overall I am happy, one nigger less. Not his fault at all that we lost in the WC.

>Hummels
Great loss. Sure, he had a weak year but to be fair, so had all of Bayern. It wasn't his fault they lost in the WC. It was Löw's incompetence and the offensive players not being able to fucking score goals against literal shitters. This one Hurts.

>Müller
GOOD
FUCKING
RIDDANCE
Literally should never ever be allowed any pro contract ever but earns ridiculous amounts of money at Bayern for no reason. Tributing Hummels to take down Müller is a tradeoff I can take, even though losing 2 of the best german defenders just to have him gone was a high price. Sometimes we take those I guess,

But it's official boomer season for another 3 hours
youtu.be/37RPcWyHxLE

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If this happens Bayern will literally lose the spot for 1 to Dortmund the next 5 years. What a horrible team.

German Nazis

Jerome was about to get uppity like his brother
Löw finally showed some nose

>another non german
dscherom is half german though

>fake madrid

No you are right. He is by far the best CB we have and he got fucked for no reason. Bayern is even leading the fucking Bundesliga again kek.

No one darker than Thomas Anders can be truly German.

>Nigger
>German
Fuck off

GTA 3 is such a perfect game.

Yeah, Favre lacks balls

blacker than you abdul

>kroos
lmao

why didn't they kick querpasstoni out of the NT as well

>cacacer

>Real Mad

>real madrid
AHAHAHAHAHA

>THE CITY OF SHITDRID

AYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WIE HEIßT DIE MUTTER VON NIKI LAUDAA?

Tadic just raped Varane eternally

What happened?

Which Ajax meme is Bayern falling for?

he could almost be a new kids character

yup
Ajax scored two goals

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Total Football

Fucking HELL, this country produces quality wingers that can't finish or just focus on football instead of doing shit

götze really can't finish for shit

He can finish a Döner alright.

fucking Ajax isnt allowed to proceed, that would put Netherlands ahead of Austria in the Uefa ranking again, costing us the guaranteed CL spot

Wolf
> what a shitter

Why the fuck Favre don't use Guerreiro was a left back?

can't defend

wtf, i love ajax now

Johann Cruyff dürfte auf seiner Wolke ein kleines Lächeln übers Gesicht gehuscht sein nach diesem Tadic-Dribbling. Aus mehreren Gründen.

>the city of red lul
lamo

>Real MAD

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> Aus mehreren Gründen.
Welchen???

Yes, but they need 4 goals, playing Diallo won't make shit happen

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Lloris cunt is pretty good huh. Top saves.

Ask Tobi.

Timo Werner

why is that child man eating a small tree

they're not even gonna score 1 so it's better to not get rekt again

Based strokeposter

LMAO the absolute state of german football

George Costanza

for dortmund the season is over, all they need to focus on is not losing their cl spot which might happen.

At least Buyern will win tomorrow

They'll score eventually, just not 3 times
What's Favre's record in knock out competitions?

Bayern will probably choke
Frankfurt is /bundes/ last hope

>Tomorrow
Sorry user you were probably looking forward to it but they play next week.

>dirtmund

>Achsel Witz Lel

:DDDDDDDDD

I rated Lloris since his Lyon days

Which one of these movies should I watch?

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why is dortmund so fucking shit? not ONE single goal against tottenham. even fucking schalke put in two against man city, which is miles above tottenham. this is more disgraceful than leipzig dropping out of the EL.

carlitos way is pretty based

abyss or Bourne

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RIP IN RIF

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELLSELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

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Shareholders in suicide watch

BUT I HAVE TO WAIT TILL APRIL BECAUSE OF MY TAXES
WATZKE
HELP ME

Their team is one of Schönwetterfussballers and the team captain is a glass bone man that always dies an dead after 2 games

absolutely pathetic and disgraceful. hope bayern wins the league again because THIS isnt worthy of being any league's champion.

oge wa alles?

Glaubt ihr der Schwager hat Becci wirklich gekillt?

At least Akanji has his hair schön.

yeah pretty much. anything more than that would be wasted words.

>Alcaca

What did dirtmund saw in wolf again?

Was there any reason to seal the Alcacer deal before June?
Why would a big company do this? Why not wait until the season is over so you really know how good the guy is?

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DITSCH

>REAL

STOP ugly shaming him

VARD

>LMAAAAAAAOOO

>SHITDRID

KEKKKKKKKKKKKONEN

>need goals
>bring on pulisic

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imagine if VAR would have been in use for real's 3 cl titles

I'm not shaming him for his facial symmetry, I'm shaming him for his atrocious crossing.

>brych
top olmo

>german refs

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Philipp is injured

>tfw the transaction didn't go through in time

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>Real madrid cucked by the ref
meine seiten

ER GIBT DAS TOOORR

BASED

>ALLAH SHITDRID

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i am shocked. even the 0-6 against buyern didnt faze me this much. this is beyond embarassing and unworthy, i must consider quitting this club for good.

they would be better off bringing on hakimi and putting wolf forward

first time this image has actually made me laugh

Both need to go into the gas chambers

reus first
followed by burki

comeback

scheise

nevermind lmao

ALTER WAS EIN GEILES TOOOOOOOOORRRR

LASSE ALDERRRRRR

Is that Bosz brother on Ajax bench? Dortmund should get him.

Schöne

teams with Danish players winning today

^disgusting post

Yes

>I rated Schone since NEC

>delany
>bruun larsen

Dänen lügen nicht

apologise to Kovac RIGHT FUCKING NOW

i am mad. i am so mad and disappointed. you know what, i will leave Yea Forums for a few days. bye.

Solari out! Wenger in!

sooooooooooo mad

So Bayern will win the Meisterschale again ... and that's a good thing for Germany.

>Real Madrid start a new round of 16 curse
>Bayern becomes a EL tier team again
>BVB falls into irrelevance
>/bundes/ has a new period of big teams winning
>Leverkusen finally win a treble
A man can dream lads

TOTTENHAM HURENSÖHNE!

Eriksen, Delaney, Bruun Larsen, Schöne and Dolberg. Five Danish players on the pitch in tonight’s two games.
The most powerful race in the world.

Not really
They played quite well and just enough to put Cuckmund in their place

e
o
t
b

not really

>nazimark

my financial advisor wont return my calls or my emails
WATZKE
HELP ME

>the city of ramos
what a brainlet

>getting bummed 4-0 by (lads it's) tottenham

Invested 20k in BVB stocks so I could sell them after the champions league win. This is the last time I listen to you shitheads

Weigl, Götze, Reus, Kroos. I don’t know if Wolf is German... is that it? LOL

Danes are ugly niggers
There, i said it
No culture beyond pillaging either

hahahahahahshshshshshshshahahahaha

bench the dane feel the pain

>Doofmund

>losing 4-0 to spuds

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Yes he is, only the good Wolf is Austrian

AmsterDAMN that was good

Wolfgang Wolf isn't Austrian you liar

Cringe

glad I switched to the madrid game uezala

>tfw didn't until 1-4

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>The Murderer of Madrid

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>didn't watch both
I hate year posting but its 2019

Now that Dortmund are finished and basically reduced to handing out free points to everyone they play and will fade into obscurity by the end of this month, will this mean the era of the BVLL is finally upon us?

weak stats for him

not this season
but next season, when Doppelagent Werner has been planted at Bayern, the era of the Bull will truly be upon us

>nailsmeme

please dont ever put /hoc/ in your OP again. when i go to hocgeneral.com i dont want to see your faggot sport there.

>tfw you wasted millions on shit players again and the Sancho market value is going down before you can sell him

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gentle reminder to all future op's to put /hoc/ somewhere in the op

especially since all he did is pass sideways

/wog/ runs /hoc/

>this post from the gigantic faggot who calls ice hockey 'hockey'
IMKE

Werner is a white Agonblahor

agbonlahor was underrated

erstamol neischürne jz

final table

1. bayern
2. red bull
3. dortmund
4. frankfurt

Hmm since I believe in things such as astrology, synchronicity and heavenly omens, I look at the losses of Real and Dortmund and can't but think that there is some meaning behind this. Behind the origins of both clubs you have the symbol of the Emperor and both failed spectacularly. What could this mean..

A horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be.

Shut the fuck up you ice-skating fairy homo faggot.

based

Kann ich mir nicht einfach ne Spritze in den Bauch jagen und da Fett absaugen?

Was Michael Jackson really was chemically castrated by his parents as a kid to keep his voice intact?

jz 1 naserpopeln

„Es tut mir leid, dass einer der besten deutschen Spieler der letzten Jahrzehnte das Nationalteam auf diese Art verlassen muss“, schrieb Özil am Dienstagabend auf Englisch auf Twitter und fügte an „#Danke @JB17Official“.Wenige Stunden zuvor hatte Bundestrainer Joachim Löw überraschend verkündet, dass er Boateng sowie dessen Münchner Mannschaftskollegen Thomas Müller und Mats Hummels nicht mehr für die DFB-Auswahl nominieren werde. Zu Müller und Hummels äußerte sich Özil vorerst nicht.

BlingBling BTFO
Kartoffeln BTFO

walla isso

wew

AH

HA HA HA

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I HOB KA OIDE

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I still dunno what this means

I have ka dude?

What is Bundes giving up for Lent?

Yugösi made a thread

Issn brett

good night

Why does Bayern Munich use the German word for Bavaria but the English word for Munchen?

they are called bayern münchen

*save Bundes*

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So why doesn't anyone call them that?

according to SportBild these players can leave >Schalke this summer: Harit, Sane, Mascarell, Mendyl, Bentaleb, Embolo, Konoplyanka, Rudy, Fährmann, Nastasic, Uth

Konoplyanka - Uth - Embolo
Harit
Bentaleb - Mascarell
Mendyl - Nastasic - Sane - Rudy
Fährmann

where would this team finish in /bundes/ without the toxic environement of >Schalke?

I have no gf
oide = woman in general, wife, girl, gf

Yes me too

top 10

who should be forcefully retired from bundes?

Kanack LARPer. he's much worse than denmark or tom.

as long as Rabbi stays Schalke is safe

Yes I agree
Except denmark is worse

for me, it's:

Kanack LARPer >>>>>> denmark > tom = jt

Tom pls

stop saemfagging sebastian

>look what I made for dinner /bundes/
>time to watch tennis
>what should I cook today /bundes/?
>time to watch the chess
>Hitler xDDDD

fatty you are literally denmark 2.0

Because the anglosphere can't pronounce Ü.

except that jthief steals all his content

eintracht-podcast.de/ep342

Sieg Heil xdd

true he steals a lot from kohlchan.
was more referring to the whole attention whoring thing

youtu.be/LVKvrlHekpE

am I brainlet for only playing without a time limit?

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Transfermarkt.de hat die Bundesliga einem Zwischen-Update unterzogen und dabei 101 Spieler mit einem neuen Marktwert versehen. Jadon Sancho (Foto) steigt von 70 Millionen auf 80 Millionen Euro – damit ist das BVB-Talent im zarten Alter von 18 Jahren schon der wertvollste Fußballer im deutschen Oberhaus. Letzteres galt jahrelang für Robert Lewandowski (30), der sich nach dem Update nun sogar Platz zwei des Marktwert-Rankings teilen muss.

No

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>Pulisic +10m while doing nothing

Why do you respond to his stupid larping blogposts?
I already said america is the fucking worst.

youtube.com/watch?v=ltKziOpY-WY

do NOT bully denmark ANY MORE.

ERA OF THE BULL

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based

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Die 10 besten Stürmer-Talente:

Jann-Fiete Arp – Hamburger SV
Matheus Cunha – RB Leipzig
Erling Braut Håland – Red Bull Salzburg
Moise Kean – Juventus
Rafael Leão – LOSC Lille
Myziane Maolida – OGC Nizza
Pietro Pellegri – AS Monaco
Maximiliano Romero – PSV Eindhoven
Moussa Sylla – AS Monaco
Timothy Weah – Paris Saint-Germain

USA USA USA (Libya)

that is actually not terrible
>Schalke

all shit

yes yes fiete arp with 0 goals in 2. bundes

>no Youssoufa Ngubu

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Die 10 besten Talente im linken Mittelfeld:

Alphonso Davies – FC Bayern München
Willem Geubbels – AS Monaco
Callum Hudson-Odoi – Chelsea FC
João Filipe „Jota“ – Benfica
Vinícius Júnior – Real Madrid
Justin Kluivert – AS Roma
Paulinho – Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Rodrygo – FC Santos
Ryan Sessegnon – Fulham FC
Francisco Trincão – SC Braga

>Goebbels

now do the Die 10 besten Talente im bundes posting

Die 10 besten Talente im rechten Mittelfeld:

Tahith Chong – Manchester United
Samuel Chukwueze – Villarreal CF
Moussa Diaby – Paris Saint-Germain
Úmaro Embaló – Benfica
Jordi Mboula – AS Monaco
Reiss Nelson – Arsenal FC
Pedro Neto – S.S. Lazio
Abdülkadir Ömür – Trabzonspor
Jadon Sancho – Borussia Dortmund
Ferrán Torres – Valencia CF

Mbappe isn't a talent anymore?

>le 20yo future prospect lad

Ömüring at your life

There's player called Olmo and Dortmund and Buyern try to sign him

Based

Olmo

gotta remind him from time to time how much of a faggot he is desu

What superior Tactics are we gonna see tonight? I'm in the mood for a 3-4-3 diamond that shapes into a situational 2-2-2-2-1-1 when PSG doesnt has the ball

>doesnt has

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5 years old!

Fuggg ich dachte die Bayern spielen heute abend aber das ist gar nicht so.

joa das is halt scheise jz ne

>Müller erklärte, er sei "perplex" von der "plötzlichen Entscheidung des Bundestrainers" gewesen. Die sportliche Entscheidung stelle er nicht infrage.
>"Allerdings: Je länger ich darüber nachdenke, macht mich die Art und Weise, wie das Ganze abgelaufen ist, einfach sauer", sagte Müller.
>Vor allem habe er "kein Verständnis für diese suggerierte Endgültigkeit der Entscheidung. Mats, Jerome und ich sind immer noch in der Lage, auf Top-Niveau Fußball zu spielen", meinte Müller.
>"Wenn - kurz nachdem wir von der Entscheidung des Bundestrainers erfahren haben - vorgefertigte Statements seitens des DFB und des DFB-Präsidenten an die Presse rausgegeben werden, ist das aus meiner Sicht kein guter Stil und hat mit Wertschätzung nichts zu tun."

respektlos

twitter.com/esmuellert_/status/1103347295616200704

raumdeuting stops

Die 10 besten Talente im offensiven Mittelfeld:

Yacine Adli – Girondins Bordeaux
Ezequiel Barco – Atlanta United FC
Giorgi Chakvetadze – K.A.A. Gent
Brahim Díaz – Real Madrid
Sofiane Diop – AS Monaco
João Félix – Benfica
Kai Havertz – Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Mason Mount – Chelsea FC
Hannes Wolf – RB Leipzig
Nicolo Zaniolo – AS Roma

Die 10 besten Talente im zentralen Mittelfeld:

Fran Beltrán – Celta Vigo
Antoine Bernede – Red Bull Salzburg
Mickaël Cuisance – Borussia Mönchengladbach
Gedson Fernandes – Benfica
Phil Foden – Manchester City
Matteo Guendouzi – Arsenal FC
Enzo Loiodice – FCO Dijon
Riqui Puig – FC Barcelona
Dominik Szoboszlai – Red Bull Salzburg
Aurélien Tchouaméni – FC Girondins Bordeaux

>Mason Mount – Chelsea FC
didn't he flop in the eredivisie

how is havertz even on this list? he's played like what, 100 bundesliga games already?

then play better and there will be a chance you return

"Würde des Menschen" PK with Wurstl when?

Lol

Punished Müller - a man denied his world cup record

DAS MACHT MICH 0NFACH SAUER

and that's a good thing

Hummels, the captain who betrayed his club ... gets betrayed and ousted by his own manager, like some common scoundrel ... truly a story to behold ... really makes you ... think

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Müllels problem is that his one trick got found out and Buyern as well as the NT didn't played aggressive any more so no Raums for the Rauminterpreter to get into with the opponent

He should have transfered from Buyern to Chelsea or United when he was hot shit

I deuted you're mom's pusy (raum) last night lmao

we're watching Porto - Roma, right?

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As much as I dislike this faggot and think that he is way past it, the way the boomers got kicked is probably the worst I could have ever imagined. Just how incompetent is the DFB and Jogi really? What is their problem?

Shut up tom

OCH MENSCH THOMAS

PSG are one of the hardest chokers

THAT PLAY THOUGH

HNNNNNNNNNGGG

Based Tacticians

JUAN BERNAAAAAAAAAAAT

thanks for bernat :)

APOLOGIZE to TT rn ^^

SCHEISSDRECK

WAS DER WIEDER FÜR EINEN SCHEISSDRECK GESPIELT HAT

>de Gay

>Bernat scoring
RESPEKTLOS

DER BERRRRNAT! DER HAT UNS GANZ ALLEINE FAST DIE CL GEKOSTET!

Ey der Bernat ist doch mal ne echte Granate. Wollnmer den ma kaufen?

Jogi is a weirdo, Bierhoff completely rubs me the wrong way and the rest are Duckmäuser. Too bad Uli and Kalle played themselves with their press conference, now they have to watch and keep their mouths shut, otherwise they would have gone into attack mode.

The old guns had all nations league long to redeem themselves. Now that EM is around the corner the drops is gelutscht

Isn't this the transgender kid?

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>Having a goalie named Buffoon
>he is one

based boomer buffon

I am because Dazn isn't showing the Paris game. Fuckers.

boomers do it again

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Glad he failed the Vorstellungsgespräch.

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No doubt, but it sounds like none of them were ever told that by Jogi

Why would he tell them that anyway?

Any one has a manu psg stream?
Idk if its my internet but vipbox is lagging hard

Too avoid a situation where he calls them out of the blue at some random ass time to inform them that they never play for the NT again.. it's called Anstand.

You can drop some literally who with 3 caps like that, not players who have been in your XI for years...

Because of a basic decency. A thing that Jogi and the DFb compeltely seem to lack. Don't get me wrong, I feel no pity for the three, but they were great players for us and they defintiely deserved something better. It's simply a sign of general incompetence and shittyness.

That's not Jogi's style. Those faggots should have known beforehand. He did the same to Ballack back then. Also dropping them like that keeps them busy being whiny bitches in public instead of calling him at night and annoying him or offering to suck his dick.

>Keine Frage: Der Frust beim Bayern-Star sitzt tief!

Mad af lel

k edgelord

Jewgay needs Frischfleisch. Their Poperzen must be all ausgeleiert so defriending and blocking them is the only way.

>ballack
Didn't remember that. You might be right and Jogi is just an asshole. Though the situation back then felt different iirc, because we actually had a great squad without him. Really weird how the DFB handles these players.
They also had the chance to kick them right after the WC or NL, but why wait until now?

How many of these aren't system babbies?

Because now is time for EM quali, not chicken shit nations league nobody cares about. Just fire everyone and let the Confed Cup team play. I hope Neuer will get the axe as well finally.

I bet edgelord is the pozz pasta poster... get your anal fixation fixed

Thomas go play with your horses instead of whining on here

Tbh, /bundes/ dropped so much in quality

>we can have a team winning the CL for the first time

I blame Buyern for killing the competition again.

Podesta
Pizzagate

Israel
ZOG

>Chong
>Black
>Dutch

>Tahith Chong – Manchester United
Told you so.

SI ERA PENAL

RIP TAKTIKTUCHEL

ER GIBT IHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DANKE FUSSBALLGOTT

>PSG
LMAO this teenage ninja turtle misses 2 easy chances and is considered one of the best prospects
Fuck this shit

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TAKTIK TUCHEL BTFO

Should have played more cards with Alki

Our team through :)

mbappe exposed hard as choker

Football won today

Can't buy Teamgeist

the summer transfer window will be quite interesting

Verlängerung in Porto - Roma. Pretty based matchday

pls take back kehrer and draxler

TUCHEL.... I thought you werent a fraud

>starting DRAXSHIT in a CL game ever
jesus you done goofed. all the billions in the world but no brain.

gib Verratti first

strema? I WANT PENALTIES!!!!

>that shit
>football

lel

zu hart junge :DDDDDDD

>win by refball
>"Football won today"
What did he mean by this?

bfst.to/play/soccer-2.php

We fired him.

bfst.to/play/soccer-2.php

Billionaire cheater who thought he could Pay2Win got cucked

Assmad customer who still is butthurt about 2012 detected

Tuchel will be sacked in the morning kek!

Nah, if he really wanted to pay2win he'd have bought the ref like manu did

...

lmao no, tuchel did literally nothing wrong.

I don't even blame Tuchel, I blame the ninja turtle and the ngubu

Nice conspiracy theory there, Adolf.

I could have sworn you had a Philippines flag like me.

he played retarded niggers, should have seen this coming. with based weigl in defense this wouldn't have happened.

Pepe looks like 50

well, he asked for him but had to make do with schalke boys.

you now remember André Shirley

>shot off target
>can't even jump like that while keeping your arms to your body, they are in a completely natural position
>only hits the arm so slightly that it's hard to see even in the replay
>"IT'S A PENALTY"

Imagine having infinite money then going out and buying Kehrer, Draxler and Choupo-Moting from Schalke

Wasn't he even out of the Kader at relegation fodder Fulham?

Good cope you got there. I like it.

HOLY SHIT is that Iker Cassilas in Portos goal?

>tfw when Chelsea and BVB paid a big money for this guy
Leverkusen always tricking clubs into buying shitters

I really don't want to watch 15 minutes of extra time. Please give me a (You) when and if there are penalties. Going to watch some kino for now.

die arme flagge alder ;_;

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If teams with ex-Schalke players are always bound to lose but >Schalke will always >Schalke this means City - Schalke will crash the Matrix

Who?

Toprak, Castro, Schurlle, Can, Chicharito, Henrichs

Shirley

PEPE MOTHERFUCKERS

Hope Tuchel offs himself. What a piece of shit.

I'm so hyped for the Waldstadion tomorrow. Will get there about 5 o'clock KC time.

SI ERA PENAL

RIP ROMA

neger bitte

Wait did Bayern play against Liverpool yet? Or do they play another round next week?
Neumar and Eriksen to Madrid this summer btw

only thing missing is buyern getting kicked out now

then whoever wants to can go and win it, at least the cancer is out

Liverpool is cancerous as fuck, m8.

yes

they generate shitloads of asspain on Yea Forums so I'm fine with them winning, I'm not english so I don't care about scousers celebrating

Based Pepe

Juve and Buyern both need to go out
I dont care about ciy and baka desu

don't you have some shares to sell dirtmound scum?

>everyone who dislikes buyern is a shareholder
look @ you

>Cancer clubs
PSG
Juve
Real Madrid
Bayern
City
Barcelona

this

>real out
>rom out
>psg out

top ölmer

this could become the most reddit CL in aeons

If the Bayern boomers win the triple or just the CL I'll stop waching football forever and kill myself. You'll see me on TV, I'm the dead guy with the red Schumi cap.

die engländer bescheißen sich so unfassbar vor glück

kannst dir echt net mehr ausdenkne

Und ihr deutsche frisst unironische Scheise, ihr wichser is doch so-

The Cl has been predictable shit for years no. EL after the round of 16 is where it's at.

der Engländer hingegen frisst nur ironische Scheiße

neue

Webm of penal incident?