/croc/ mediation edition

/hoc/ just made their sport doesn't have the statistically best sports person of all time

i second this motion.
can't help you m8

demand /croc/ become a regular general and we all become buddies

LOVE hockey
LOVE cricket
LOVE /croc/
HATE /crug/

Simple as.

/cric/ has been demoted to Yea Forums multiple times. If you don’t leave at once I’m going to do something you’re gonna regret. As while as impregnate you’re women

Hello I am the Democratically elected leader of /hoc/ and I demand the following:

/Cric/ fucks my wife
/Cric/ stops being so handsome and muscular
/Cric/ let's me watch their based sport

I demand /cric/ accept /hoc/‘s superiority
only then will there be peace

Someone make up a logo for /croc/

/hoc/'s demands:
1. Deliver Richo as you promised.
2. Keep Sebbo out of /hoc/.
3. Move to Yea Forums.

Richo the lifetime jets fan

this. it's always been this

This is the post.

I seem to remember demanding richo then there was confusion As he wouldn’t play on our side and /cric/ couldn’t seem to ship him out quick enough

can we add poker to make it /crocker/?

We tried to get grease and we tried to move richo

good business idea

Richo is a pedo mate

i don't think the jannies will take kindly to this lads

we claim no responsibility for where Richo chooses to post

On behalf of /cric/ I accept these terms.

neither we for grease

yeah how come grease never came to cric

motion to allow me to fart occasionally in /hoc/

Grease is the /hoc/ MVP

don't think /cric/ actually exists lads, i'm just dreaming it

Motion passed

seconded

too dumb. don't think he ever found it

Seconding this

objection

motion to include in all future /cric/ OPs

objection

you may fart once a month as long as india is already in the thread. you cannot not announce it is on behalf of /cric/

I propose the permanent implementation and enforcement of the Rules of /cric/ sections 1-3

Really pathetic that /hoc/ hacked the archives to pretend they got this get and made Photoshopped images being rude to us

motion to prevent streetshitters from using any technologies developed by the white man

these terms are simply unacceptable
you cannot deprive a man of his right to fart whenever he pleases

do you have a fat wife?

seconded, this means less leaf posters

overruled, the motion will move forward on the condition that new zealand is permitted one fart per thread

rude

if a man has a Commonwealth issued licence to fart, he must be allowed to fart

Yea. That was part of it. Before he even seen he was traded someone else posted
>richo to /hoc/
/hoc/s kids on get pedophiled alert

ok, you may fart, you may NOT announce it is on behalf of /cric/ or anything relating to the sport of cricket OR hockey. this is my final offer

all acts of aggressive farting will be met with equal acts of aggressive farting

motion to permit one /croc/ per month to reconvene and discuss progress

on behalf of /cric/ I accept these terms

*spits*
*shakes*

motion granted. first Monday of every month
all in favour say "aye"

understood.

any use of nuclear farts shall be retaliated with an increase of nuclear farts

Aye

Guess I won't be posting on cric now

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OYE

aye

eh

HOYE

recording all motions put forth this day. shall reconvene in one months time

motion to create an alliance of generals dedicated to hating jannys, wogball and apehoop

Ay

lads i dont think farting was ever an issue

Seconded

motion to pull up other flags when seen shitting up each other's generals outside of /croc/

Farting in /hoc/ has no effect because of all the BO in There

motion to strip Finland of /croc/ voting rights until they can be educated to a point of responsibility

SECONDED
i see no problem with this

rich coming from the general with indies.

Any more motions? Speak now or forever hold your peace.

ORDER ORDER

/cric/'s counter- offer:
l. Richo will babysit your kids
2. You take Slobbo back
3. You move to /trash/

Seconded

motion that all fridays will now be called casual fridays and you can wear whatever you want

none from me

me? about to do a motion in the toilet lads

Objection, casual Fridays are degenerate. We have codes

wait i didnt see this. seconded. (obviously)

what is a fair punishment for breeching the rules?

Amend that Tuesday’s are also Hawaiian shirt day and second

Motion for the banning of illicit and dangerous drugs including "Finasteride"

execution. can be haggled down next month

Paddled with a cricket bat or hockey stick depending on which thread the offense occurred

>$50M/yr

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you have to Don the Trip "Rule Breaker#croc" for a week

>this thread
>the chaseb owl

Tonight was a good night

seconded

/cric/ will take Binland if /hoc/ removes Sebbo and ensures no leafs enter /cric/ again.

motion passed

it's okay, you'll always be a chad in my eyes

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motion: americans are fat

You have to reply to sebbesity for 24 hours.

now wush out u butty wit ah piece ah soap

objection I like finland
counter offer: latvia

motion to get /croc/ in Yea Forums's team

More like lack of motion kek

lad you know we can't do this
if there are no more serious motions at this time the court convenes

haha

counter-offer:
Binland and Grease.

FUCK YOU.
Latvia is my nigga

counter counter offer
ligma nuts

/hoc/ takes Trinidad and St Vincent
/cric/ gains Latvia

ORDER

ORDER

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/cric/ don't post on /hoc/
/hoc/ wont post on /cric/

sound peachy?

fuck up Sebbo

Denied. But you can have grease for free, we’ll also throw in a picture of kippers ass

objection:

how about only on sundays?

objection OBJECTION. COURT HAS CONVENED

unacceptable
a healthy discourse should be encouraged

Court dismissed

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i mean it's a commendable vision but how do you even go about putting something like that into practice?

slavery has been abolished on /croc/

simply unacceptable

sounds good you simpering cunt, take sebbesity too

court call in 10 lads, wrap this up

Motion that /cric/ has the right to declare /cric/ a Commonwealth exclusive zone for a 24 hour period

Motion to have /cric/ wash the pucks

Cringe. Reddit shit thread

glad we could this sorted out like gentlemen.

This except the opposite

I make a motion for it to be called /hocric/ instead

This is the thread

sorry m8 /croc/ isn't in session anymore, come back in a month to see if you can pass the motion

fucks going on

hello is this the crocheting thread

I make a motion for /hocric/ (formerly /croc/) to be in session again

sorry m8 /croc/ isn't in session anymore, come back in a month to see if you can pass the motion

1st April mate

You bureaucrats are all the same

might I recommend an independent /crugoc/ thread to allow each poomunity to air their particular grievances.

yikes no

too many cooks I'd say

got no grievances with rugby

Need to add /nba/ in there so the black people don't get mad at us

you should be in this thread doing damage control for your brethren

Shant be associating myself with any black people

rug and cric have business.

at first I read that as too many cocks
Am I gay?

woah show racial intolerance the red card lad

I thought all cricket fans were gay

love leg spin bowling
love test cricket
love the ashes
hate fast bowlers
hate odi
hate ethnics

simple as

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Anyone up for a round of /croc/ket?

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*skates onto the crocket pitch*

genuinely impressed that he can stand

ey bwoy