/hoc/

>we have no goal

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maple leafs are canada team

some indian lads were talking about the canes celebrations last night after the game. said they liked them. said they bought a bunch of jerks shirt. said don cherry is old and dumb,

>last week's games
At least you tried

>implying the yotes aren't going to sweep them in 7 in the first round

>no >rags elimination game this year

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>flams are supposed to be contenders
HAHAHAHAHA

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flames? hah more like LAMES!

Gg leafs

WHERE
THE
FUCK
ARE
MY
NUMBERS
SHANNON

smack my bitch up

FLIM FLAMS

imagine

>Calgay Flamers
>contending
pick one and only one

witcha broke ass

>top team in the conference
>not a contender

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>i cant fucking stand eichel somebody needs to take that kike to the showers
wow damn shannon

Hit or miss I guess they never miss, huh ? You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya mwah He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa

>luckiest team in the league
>thinks they're a contender

yikes bud.

>that darkie iginlas number being hung up isnt the only thing id like to see hang

woah what the fuck has gotten into shannon

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This version of Shannon would draw serious dimes

you actually wrote that

dubs and shorks win the pacific

Hit or miss I guess they never miss, huh ? You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya mwah He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa

it would look better if 4channel had emotes

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here i got you lad

>standings babby
sweetie the blots won't win either

imagine peaking in the regular season and thinking that it matters in the playoffs

>I think Predators fans in Nashville need to go back to their roots and form a lynch mob on Simmonds and Subban
WTF SHANNON

trips confirm!

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trips aren't dubs doesn't count

Anyone have a replay of Pominville's double tap tonight?

>momo.webm
>everything better than expected

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big claim

POOK

bpp

think someone posted it in the last bread

why was hardliners wating the stanley?

>be shorks
>somehow overtake call gary for first place in the pacific
>lose in first round to yotes
or
>stay in second place
>lose in first round to knights
based desu

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...

you could always lose to the knights in the second?

true

STAY SCARED

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lad it'll be the first. i've accepted it

spare me the numbers Shannon I don't want to hear them tonight

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gettin pissed boys.

this faggot served me a beer once

lets go boys gotta get things going tonight and get a big win

kek, thanks

gotta get em fuckin pucks deep ya know fuck

trips confirmed it happened

trips and shorks win dac up

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Banned but posting a few reminders from grandmas phone
Jets 4 cup
Anime is real
Fuck the sun
Fuck trips
Fuck (((Gary)))
Fuck fags
Fuck yurope (minus Finland)
Fuck Ontario
Fuck cricket
Laine is elite
Tavares is overrated shit
Glasston Busthews is leading tronno to another first round disappearance
Fuck Ted
And most importantly FUCK JANNIE AND FUCK NIGGERS

shit just gotta keep the pressure on em keep the pucks in deep roll 4 fuckin lines and get shots on net

is /cric/ welcome here lads

rip grannie

oh no nO NO NO

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OH NO NO NO

>those fucking pajeets just can't stay in their part of canada
based shannon shitting on the laffs

How the fuck do you get banned lmao

guy i think shannon might actually do something stupid

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Is this a character /hoc/ has made up or something? I only browse time to time so I'm not up on all the latest people.

why

it's some autistic boomer who posts videos talking about hockey related things

Saturday morning BEFORE THE GAMES STARTED I was posting girls tinder bios in between chirping Ted. Mad I was banned yesterday. I was listening to the game but I was driving alone and didn’t have a backup to post with

>some clearly racist or otherwise offensive statement
>implying it was said by the fotm e-celeb/youtuber
upboats to the left

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he's a stats autist on youtube

great, sam is unbanned

>racist or otherwise offensive statement on reddit
yeah right that place is like 1984 with censoring wrong-think

it's raimi posting. it was done with spiderman first but its creeped its way into /hoc/

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Just vomited all over my bathroom, lads.
No jokes about Alberta tonight, just thought I would inform about why I may not be participating in RPH.
Go Sharks.

checkout this newfag

>i'm thinking it's time to install sidewalks in those fucking pajeet's homes because i am just tired of walking through their shit.
i think he's gonna blow dude

>uh oh, the fan of the one team in the west with a combination of skill, speed, strength, and leadership is back
>uh oh, the guy that can’t stand seeing news he read about hours ago and schedules that were in the newspaper two days ago is here to complain about sunbelters that only come for game threads and use names when they post on an anonymous sports board
Keep crying you fucking dog

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>and it turns out that retard fingolian had to get hip surgery. too bad it wasn't for a new brain because he's fucking retarded
woah shannon

>oh look, it's that cool stud who posts about caroline cameron

>uh oh the autistic swish drinker is back

This hot new meme has potential

go sharks. feel better lad. anything you want me to post for you?

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Thanks you for the concern, Shorkbro, just make an extra RPH post for me

why are there so many more of >us lately
how many of you cunts are bandwagoners

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>First of all, the only thing Toronto "deserves" is a nuclear Holocaust. Second of all - "
dear god Shannon

not looking forward to pajeets invading rogers arena desu

Because you are parasites and you breed like vermin. I’d only be remiss if I didn’t point out the irony in it, that people on the west coast don’t actually breed as you’re all syphilitic sinning mental cAses. Fuck the sharks. That is gay hockey lead by a treasonous Swede, and beardy reddit faggots

>"I've never seen anything more deplorable in my life than a twink on skates."
calm down shannon jesus

Thanks for letting us know fren, hope you get a good sleep.
Not go sharks.

at least the blue camouflages so it doesn't look so embarrassing on TV

i got a tune in mind for you

based

go to sleep you dumb schizo

Just wait until >we inevitablely get bumped out of the playoffs right as the fanbase starts getting hopeful, then watch the Sharksposts plummet
I'll be here until the day I die

losers! :P

Carolina is gay and bad at hockey.

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Hainsey OP

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BTFO

HOW WILL /hoc/ EVER RECOVER??

you know I like the guy but his comments on the collapse of Canadian racial identity in the face of Indian, Korean, and Chinese immigrants was a bit much. I mean, he just started calling Pulju Fing Fong and he called Kailer zipperhead. Not to mention him stating the only place Mathews belong is working at his local car wash. That was a bit harsh.

>treasonous swede
>being this unbelievably mad 6 months later
blame melnyk and munch some poutine you mouthbreathing moosefucker
based

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>"I want to exterminate every last jew on the face of the earth and establish a new order which will maintain racial purity long into the future".
yikes shannon, i knew you were a little moody tonight but that's no excuse

Absolutely spot on and potentially the most based post I've ever read. Faggotfornia BTFO

I'm going say it

you're bad at this. at least make it relevant to hockey instead of just making it /pol/ shit in general

you can tell who's a bandwagoner by the new anime edits

NIGGER

Redpill me on Corner Gas

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t. missed the point

i'd shag lacey tbqh

looks gay

i'm not gonna lie, i enjoyed the ENTIRE offseason.

>"The only thing that brings me happiness outside of my wife's puffy clunge is watching the Oilers waste the career of that retarded Finngolian."
I think Shannon's been hitting the bottle lads

based Shannon

>Single-handedly revived Shannon-Raimi posting
A bit proud, lads.

>clunge

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You have a few of your retards in /cric/ please come collect them

fag

its ok but it ain't no "workin' moms"

pretty accurate depiction of Sask

wow /cric/s average iq must have just skyrocketed.

Get on your knees and bow down in awe of my big /cric/ dic

a lot of nerve bringing your small /cric/ dicc into the locker room of huge cocc /hoc/

guys, we should actually find a way to make Shannon make an apology for fictional racist comments

any thoughts lads?

>kiwi
>big

you're small time, like your country, which is regularly forgotten about

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/cric/ is still around? haven't seen a thread in a while

one of the best shows ever produced in canada and it’s still pretty bad.

i've been thinking about this for the past few days

Corner gas highlights why I don’t leave the house living in rural Canada. Even the white people in small towns are unbearable. I’m so smart charming and handsome, and they are such subhumans.

>u will b

for me? Rick Rypiens courage on the ice

You get some mild chuckles out of it, but that's about it.

hated it at first, eventually began to like it

what is the hockey equivalent of the prestigious Oye Hoye trophy?

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enjoy crippling loneliness

what is the /cric/ equivalent of kippers ass?

the esso cup

the voices in sams head will keep him company for a life time.

im not sure what the Oye Hoye trophy is so I cant say

thoroughly enjoy when /hoc/ and /cric/ crossover amicably desu

i wish i could filter manitoba so i didn't have to see some dumb schizophrenic gas huffing indian repeat himself every single thread

zachys hairline

FOR HOPEFULLY THE LAST TIME, I AM EHITE. 100% PURE ITALY/IRAN

What is the hockey equivalent of the Cotsco Cup? Aside from the Stanley Cup, obviously, it would be too easy.

what would Sam do if the jest get eliminated?

the chevrolet good deeds cup

i am 100% sick of your shtick, m8. you probably don't even realize how often you repeat yourself

Thinking i might be a bit scared desu

italy and iran are the niggers of the white race desu

>ITALY/IRAN
neither of those are white

nothing really, it’s a fucking game. if your life or mental state is impacted by a sports team losing then you need hobbies.

Hock a dock dockey

Post tranny porn and come back 3 days later like it never happened
I don’t think I’ve ever claimed to be Iranian in at least four weeks

well he started this stupid sam bullshit last year when it happened so maybe it will turn off?

It’s quite based desu

huff gasoline and beat his dog

G'day mates throw another nigger on the barbie

That's what they do in this general right?

yup...thinking this is based

Love me gas
‘Ate me neighbors dog
Simple as. Cheers, from /cric/

crikey

Don’t worry lads. I do have two new gimmicks planned for the offseason

>Ate me neighbors dog

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they won’t be good

One is a poster exchange program and I actually spend a month or two at /cric/, one involves lots of racy anime

we could do it if people brigaded hard enough and we shopped a lot of tweets

ok maybe one will be good

i don't think it would take much desu. he's a softy that will apologise for anything

no don't do it Shannon a good boy

Shut the FUCK UP you snowbelt faggots who don't know shit about hockey

a haiku for you
/cric/ will ALWAYS be /hoc/s bitch
digits have confirmed

>chinknucks

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screen capping posts from this thread and posting it to shannons discord so you wont get away with it

>Ew black people, get him off my screen, fuck Subban
Golly gee Shannon, don't you think that's a bit harsh?

>thg discord
wouldn’t even surprise me

why do you have a picture of prepubescent asian boys saved on your harddrive user?

/croc/ lads

/croc/

I got older ones, if you are into that

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>much repeating numbers
Holy shit how autistic and pathetic are you virgins

LMAO what the fuck is wrong with you it's just a random thing that happens like why you think spending more time here is good? How embarrassing

Goodnight, I love you as a friend (some of you)

>tfw you fall down a YouTube rabbit hole of watching Olympic videos and can't stop tearing up

>If you don't get dubs, trips, quads, quints, etc. you don't have any say in hockey
I can get behind that one, Shannon

singles and knights win the stan lee

/croc/ is a falseflag.

las vegas golden nights

Imagine having an international best on best gold medal game being decided by a fucking god damn shootout.
This is one reason why I will never take the olympics seriously.

cringe

divegrass is the same, i don't see why anyone should be against playing an extra 2 hours if you need to, i guess they don't have ads ready to go for it

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shootouts are fun
sounds badass like a gunfight

>global sperm count has gone down by 50%
>today it was found that its because of the chemical pollutants that we have on carpets, clothing, wires, toys, and many other manufacturing things
>the damage is permanent
>it's also heritable and increases with each generation
lol holy fuck lads we're gonna go extinct because of fucking carpets

*farts*

>during regular season
sure
>during tournaments
hard no

>implying shootouts are decided by luck only

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>no more /hoc/

shootouts should be best of 30 with regular linemen alternating being the goalies

that's ok I don't like wearing jimmies anyway

implying you know anything about luck mr. loses 2 world wars

>perfluorocarbons
it's the jews

you got a link?

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Islels vs Blues in the finals.
Discuss.

>Implying I'll ever get laid in the first place
I'm contributing to the downfall of man one way or another

business idea: all 3 shooters on both teams go at the same at the first team to score all 3 pucks win.

just google search chemical pollutants, it's pretty much the top story everywhere

neither is my team so no

all part of (((their))) plan

it's called little shrunken boy bits syndrome

It's called Canadianisation

*sniff* anyone else smell poo just now

/croc/ is a conspiracy
don't listen to their lies

once again /cric/s proven to be such a boring game they have to come shit out thread up.

go watch some big bash league highlights and fuck off

BOOT LICKER OUT
FUCK YO UNCLE TOM ASS NIGGA

fuck. i have to watch this. looks "Star Trek" and "Lost" levels of perfection all around. Thank you for posting about this. Mind if i watch the show as well?

those are not two shows i would think to compare it to personally

it's up
youtube.com/watch?v=xH_JbfpyQ_w

i do mind actually.

omg i would wife the fuck out of that so hard

You love your stick?

IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=wIbI6I5adWQ&t=

holy fuck that thumbnail. why is the don about to inhale a cock?

mirin the hespeler shoulder pads

delete this

/hoc/ is 3 syllables

5 actually
>slash-h-o-c-slash

Just means I can fuck my wife more times before I get her pregnant

no its pronounced like "hawk" not like "ache oh see"

If you’re at all attracted to girls who play hockey you’re super, mega, ultra gay

>latvia will never know how hard i fought for him in /croc/

No sorry you’re wrong

you have to say slash

kiwis shitposting about leafs, refer to this post

no you're wrong
it's short for hockey in case you didn't know
and that isn't pronounced H-O-C-key is it

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i found an SD episode 1 on youtube and this is the most beautiful thing i have seen in a long time and im comparing it to those and i would also compare it to the office and Firefly

so suck my dick

reminder that /cric/ has lost its right to announce a fart in /hoc/

I think we did pretty well for ourselves in /croc/

No but hoc by itself isn’t a word so it’s aych oh see

*tries to fart but fails*

i am super attracted to girls who are big hockey fans - how they associate themselves with the sport is of no consequence if i put my dick in her i can promise you it wont be gay

think so too lad. obviously on top

whoever this is you are putting our peace treaty at risk

Thinking about the playoffs and playoff /hoc/.

yes its hoc a 3 letter word that rhymes with sock

sorry. been drinking all hearing. will keep to myself

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also, i was key in the fart negotiations. i've earned the right

Hoc? More like small cock.

show us your hog m8

shant be doing that it's against the rules of a blue board.

push back against the jannys. you're not a coward are you?

your actions have consequences

This angers me for some reason

i'm sorry you have a case of the gay

same

if there's any justice in the world the maple leafs will never win another cup

if there is any justice the leafs and shorks will not win the cup. marleau signs is retirement ticket with the shorks and jumbo and marleau with the cup together.

Being a fan is different than being a hockey player

whats up my hockey watching spergs

who is she?

Trudeau should round up every leafs fan in Canada and put them in gas chambers

How do you say good night in Mongol?

IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjYk-fle1o

Cringe

You've been traded to /cric/

Move it

kauniita unia, oman kullan kuvia. pus pus

thinkin bout getting pucks deep

just got done with /croc/ negotiations. (>we came out on to). now settling in for RPH. how are you binland?

Thinking about how kino the first round is when >your team didn't make the playoffs and you shitpost away on /hoc/

next time you will trip up

Digits for Blue Jackets winning the Stanleyb Owl.

leafs fans must be exterminated

last 2 digits indicate the amount of goals patrik laine will end up this season

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Stopping in to violate the /croc/greement for a minute lads.

some kpop chick

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Nice try Ted.

TED FROM AKRON
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

huomenta

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there's a nigger by his foot

i love you /hoc/. i dedicate this song to you
youtube.com/watch?v=EN1nMpmC0n4

more like kpoop lol

>libreville
based

do you have a kpop remix?

Kaapo Kakko

Finland where did you go I'm not finished glassing you

still waiting for that huge kiwi cock

Don't shit up hoc

Barely watched any hockey this season and haven't skated myself in 2 years but still come back here to shitpost

you need a hobby. thinking of picking up an acoustic guitar myself

same. except i havent watched one single game this season and not skated since secondary school almost 10 years ago

can his nickname be Kpop?

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nvm /cric/ can have binland. thought i'd get some value but nah

i've reached levels of seethe I didn't know possible

RPH, lads.
I'm still puking and it's getting worse, I want to die, but at least the Kings are shit this season.

>it's already midnight
wtf

throwback

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FUCK THE LEAFS

good night hoc

I've never watched a hockey game except for the highlights on ESPN and skate maybe twice but I post here regularly.

bet i could skate circles around your sunbelt ass even without skating for 10 years

the redbull channel on twitch is bretty good

glad you made it. still got the ironman streak going.

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i skate a couple times a month fren. bet i'd break your ankles. tbquitehwy

>LE EBIN FINN FLAGS

betchu cant even lift the puck on slapshots

pixelzone was fun for the week we were on it. i wish there was something else like it we could spill our autism onto

what?
well that's a bet i'd win. bet you can't even hit a 40 mph fast ball

anyone else whom coffee makes sweat pour from their pits uncontrollably? sitting in my office chair with soaked arms

we had poetry night the other night.

Watching cricket mate

kiekko . tk

lets play that game where someone draws and everyone else has to guess

this shit ain't working

that wasnt fun. i spent like 10 minutes writing something and an user called me retarded for not writing with metre

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this is all i get, what am i supposed to do

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youtube.com/watch?v=t_Kd_G7p6ZQ

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what the fuck is Kopitar i mean he is standing next to dd and he literally looks like a 15 year old bloodhound

>least coasters ruining our fun.
user, shant.

what do you mean? join my room /hoc/, password bulju

how do you even know im from the east coast

fucking drive to the net and get pucks in deep

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West coast sucks

see

looks like he hasnt slept in a week or something

classy and not sad. thank you

are you trying the USA servers on html?

>all star game
bet he was still blitzed from two nights before

ya. i don't have to use java do i

help i have watched the first two episodes of corner gas and cant stop

what do you lads watch at this time? need a decent show

Deadwood

the inside of my eyelids

had no idea this was a thing. seems based

chinese ass

fucking watch corner gas

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There’s lots to see. Nothing to block your view

looks like a zoomer version of seinfeld. shant.
t. not a boomer

get the fuck in the game right now

>2004
>zoomer
Maybe if they watched it as babies

come play hockey you fucking nerds
kiekko.tv/

I was trying to be ovie there lads but it just wasnt working

join /hoc/ kiekko.tk game on USA new jersey client name /hoc/
got 4, need 2 more for 3v3

>2004
>never heard of it
sounds like an ironic circlejerk

snowbelt vs sunbelt come play

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>kiekko.tv/
too drunk desu. can i watch?

why would you throw away my garfield comic books??

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it's a Canadian show about a gas station in the middle of nowhere in Saskatchewan. it was popular here but I could see why it wouldn't be popular in the USA because a lot of the jokes wouldn't make sense unless you knew about Saskatchewan

Star Twinkle Precure, obviously

one more kiekko.tv USA new jersey client name /hoc/

JOIN THE GAME
kiekko.tk

I hope Autism Trashthews gets run over by a jeep

can’t I’m on a phone 2bh

aite. so any non-meme shows then?

I cant read finnish how do I find the /hoc/ room

open the public games tab
/hoc/

I don't see the /hoc/ room in the public games tab

are you in the (USA new jersey server

Thinking this game needs hybrid icing lads

controls are ass tbqh

yeah idk either. im drunk tho

more of this desu US server

maybe we should try to get more people to play when it's not 1 am pst

just link the good server with the good room god damn it

I don't think so, can I change server somehow?

yeah who cares what time we're not sleeping anyway

kiekko.tv/play.cws?server=5
but everyone left

i reckon binlan closed the room

finish servers it is i guess

apparently im in "north american server 2"
the public room is empty, 0 games

i reckon binlan made the room private

yeah there's nothing coming up
too bad, I played in practice mode and my wrist shot is deadly

thats the correct one. its a dead game. used to be very popular +10 years ago

its possible to host a room but im not gonna be arsed enough to do the settings

i made a room, 3 people so far

kiekko.tv/html5/?lang=en#spect=-21491

kiekko.tv/html5/?lang=en#join=-21490
kiekko.tv/html5/?lang=en#join=-21490
kiekko.tv/html5/?lang=en#join=-21490
heres a non practice room
3v3 5 minute periods penulties on offsides/icings off

2 MORE GET IN HERE YOU FAGS

all i see is an empty rink

firefox. or your adblock is blocking it

lost connection
was fun while it lasted

this you drunk cunts

how the fuck does this shit work

I cant find the hoc room anymore it disappeared from the list

player b you were clutch with those set ups but your shot is garbage

there's 5 of us playing

lundqvist still unbeatable after 4 rounds

OT

player b here, player f you were cool. player a you kept spamming right click and looked lost for some reason

im kinda drunk. took me a bit to realize i didnt have to right click in order to move. used to mobas and rpgs desu

are you player a? we

why did i never get called for offsides

rules were off i reckon

player a get your shit together we are waiting on u

tis i. playera

keep them off

ready up dude
we are waiting

lets go playera we got rags to rag

i kept giving up breakaways to stay onside

also player a you nigger hurry up

sorry lads. thats it for tonight. see yas tomorrow

fuck the laffs officially

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gg playera

>he cant do ookke or jalkakikka

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playerd here. had fun but the shooting is fucking hard. took me forever to get a shot on goal

>rags

im just sitting there spamming right click. actually retarded

im the ookke master

Ima knock the pussy out like fight night

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martin jones is gonna fuck it all up

Leafs are elite

shit I didn't know andersen posted here

based

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yes he will

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thoughts?

Laffs are pretenders desu

hey latvia. i saved you from being traded to /cric/ today. you're welcome.

no you didn't, they didn't want latvia.

How do I get a girl like that one with nip slip on schoolboy q's man of the year music video?

you're right, a leaf was willing to sell him. saved him from our own desu

Thanks, lad. I knew you can't trust a leaf

I REALLY REALLY want the oilers to get the last WC and face the Flames in the first round
It would be amazing. I've never seen an Oilers/Flames series before

why
hate to say it, but the oilers would get swept in 4.

I know, but it would be cool to see the battle of Alberta in the playoffs finally

just took a HUGE Alberta

Please be respectful to Alberta and their oil reserves. They are paying all the other provinces

Just rocked a giant quebec.
It was really stinky

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provincial infighting is bad
lets all hold hands and sing kumbaya

shant be singing any songs with stinky albortions

come on we are all friends, even alberta
kumbaya my lord
kumbaya

someones singing my lord
kumbaya

oh lord kumbaya

youtube.com/watch?v=UzV-gN5IveA

im a big fan of Andrew Desjardins because he wears #69

Oh, the year was 1778, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!

anyone that wears #69 is reddit

fuck quebec and ontario. They don't deserve capital letters

for me, it's PEI

Ontario is pretty based. don't be a player hater

anyone who wears 69 is a legend

>votes for the worst two prime ministers of all time
Fuck Ontario

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I blame women. they make up half the voting base and they all wanted to fuck him

>play chel drop in
>other team scores
>GOAL by number 69
>assisted by number 69
>also assisted by number 69

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cry more faggot

Been thugging all my life

>faggot /pol/ incels literally can't help themselves and constantly have to bring up political bullshit

hes kind of right though, trudeau has been a disaster for the country.

shit man that's gangster

>supporting someone who has destroyed our country
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF

I like to wear #2 cause im the shit

trudeau is based tho

who said I supported him? I'm saying stop fucking crying about the bad man in a hockey general you stupid fuck and go back to /pol/

>being this mentally handicapped

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what's not based about a self-raking leaf?

legal weed is pretty based but aside from that hes been the opposite of based

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I agree /hoc/ is not the place

hank is 100% right

I still order online. I have way more variety and it costs half as government weed. Plus I can order really strong edibles. Fuck Trudeau. He has destroyed our country

why are we even still awake?

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americans are our friends user
kumbaya my lord

its morning here. go to sleep

t. NEET with no marketable skills

I wouldn't call it destroyed yet. theres a bunch of problems but we can overcome them. have some faith. kumbaya

ohhhhhhh looordd
kumbaya

I work wednesday to sunday, faggot

kumbaya

I went to the weed store and it was twice the price and all grinded up

i'm watching starcraft

t. supervisor at McDonald's

next thread better be a bulju edition

based

the price is too high to be stoned all the time like when I was a young man

I get oz's for $100. try weedmaps and look for a same day delivery service thing, they usually have cheap pot

someones laughing my lord

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thanks for the pro tip

Sorry, lad. Bulju ded.

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cyberbulju is the future

there can only be one six million dollar man

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>yfw this was the tune that Bulju was going to awaken to all along
youtube.com/watch?v=eIRQQjVYQ78

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Had a dream about Bulju last night. Woke up laughing hysterically. Couldn't get back to sleep.
God damn it, Bulju.

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youtu.be/frCppyPixv8

Reminder Ryan Kessler raped everyone in the ducks front office as a "joke" and ty appleby is disgusted

I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Waddya mean “funny”? Funny how? How am I funny?

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rip bulju

You know... funny. Like AIDs or rape of something

>aids
>rape
le edgy Yea Forums man

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AIDS is objectively funny though?

Honestly, he was mostly just tagging some really stupid jokes that I had already made in the dream. Then he just barraged me with Finnish wordplay humor and I couldn't stop laughing.

Enjoy your stay.

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