What are some sports Christ would excel at?.
What are some sports Christ would excel at?
Benjamin Murphy
Cooper Reyes
fucking dying lmao
Jeremiah Russell
Could he run across the water in swimming events? Would that actually be fast?
Lincoln Williams
arabs and sephardi jews suck at all sports, so I doubt jesus would be any good
Zachary Rivera
Test cricket
Mason Roberts
Cross-country
Carter Miller
Literally every single sport. He’d make Steph Curry look like a rec player
Dominic Morris
Javelin
Jaxon Garcia
He wouldn’t play sports. He’d just be a top funposter on Yea Forums
Alexander Jackson
none
he was a skinny hippie
Jason Gray
hockey goalie
Daniel Reyes
literally the only possible answer for a middle eastern
Robert Gutierrez
Is s&m a sport?
Aiden Hughes
lacrosse
Ryan Allen
water polo
Christian Fisher
Hockey...
BECAUSE HED GET NAILED TO THE BOARDS LMAO
Hudson Bennett
I think he’d be a good water boy.
Cameron Ramirez
nice answer
Zachary Ross
don't know why but I was going to post this, it just came to mind
Jace Parker
kek
Henry Johnson
U16s football coach for a Northern team in England, long history of pedophilia already
Landon Allen
came here to post this
Jacob Hall
liveostrich.wav
Benjamin Allen
fishing (duh), potentially wood chopping.
Ethan Barnes
>23 replies
>nobody has made the 'Jesus saves' goalkeeper joke yet
Disappointing desu
Nicholas Reed
I'm sure he would Pounce on Pilates
Nathan White
rings