/heem/ - MMA Related Edition

i hate this degenerate cunt.

>*zip* hey davey, just finished making your girl airtight, she says she needs you for clean-up

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> This destroys all nerds who think bjj = judo
> makes post showing that BJJ is just Kosen Judo

GUS DIES IN 30 DAYS

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Cro cop bless

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no thanks, don't want cancer. google it

I prefer to eat ass

never realized he hip bumped the ref outta his way, pretty alpha

youtube.com/watch?v=9sXlOvRZeoc

It's not just "kosen judo". If you watch the old bjj you'll see that it's very different. A lot of evolution happened in Brazil. The philosophy is also different

Legit. Sex involving any man other than myself is gross.

Aspen Ladd has a sour _____ from eating too much sugar

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> Maeda accepted Carlos as a student and Carlos learned for a few years, eventually passing his knowledge on to his brothers. Gracie's account of the events is that his sibling Hélio Gracie gradually further developed Gracie Jiu-Jitsu as a softer, pragmatic adaptation from judo that focused on ground fighting, since he was unable to perform many judo moves that require direct opposition to an opponent's strength.[16] [17]

Extremely based and peak redpilled

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post some feel good heems

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I want nerds here to know that Judo is more practiced than BJJ here. I for example am ranked in Judo and I know more judo gyms than bjj gyms. detail that I live in a countryside city

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I'd heem you once today and twice on Sunday, Paulo

has there ever been a bigger brained moment?

>nigger cheats
>news at 11

*heems you

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Wake up, Max

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honestly it was pretty well played my guy it's hard to hate on that

in chiesa's defense he was still suffering from the devastating injuries conor caused him

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Biggest cheaters are white
Barnett is the fighter who got caught roiding the most times
Sonnen got caught with a whole pharmacy in his body
A dutch guy blinded nakai with finger poke. Nakai being a gentleman hid this fact to save MMA

using steroids isn't cheating because everyone does it

>70 iq monkey revved

>0 arguments
You're the dumb monkey here

where were you when you realized robbie lawler was unconscious?

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whoa that was slick Pettis pulling on his leg like that to secure the triangle

chael got popped for shit that helps you get back to normal after a cycle retard. youre implying he was on several different PEDs he was probably on test and a short ester oral

yeah grappling expert chiesa was putting up a hell of a defense leaf

relax

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based brasil

in his post fight interview, robbie said that he couldn't hear herb because his left ear was pinned against askren's body while his right was against askren's arm. I believed him, but at 14 seconds (right after the arm drop) you can see both ears are exposed. I don't think I believe robbie anymore.

honestly I'm white and I admit you're right. Not only have we cheated in Mixed Martial Arts, but we have cheated peoples across the world, and we have cheated mother gaia herself. I'm sorry.

...

he was winning until he lost

I wish that Miesha Tate did mommy role play asmr videos haha

Askren vs the winner of Usman/Colby make it happen.

>vagina exercise

possibly the worst timeline

its pretty clear askren is getting the winner of Till Masvidal.....

I wish her sister was my loyal wife

I wish he had given Robbie a noogie

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Anderson Silva, Jon Jones, Alistair Overeem

Steroid use among adolescents: findings from Project EAT
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1054139X01004141

Whites use steroids the least.

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I'm talking about MMA and in MMA whites have cheated A LOT
Sonnen, Barnett, Chad Mendes, Lesnar to cite a few

mendes is not white.

Yoel Romero, Hector Lombard.

>mendes is not white
Fuck off with that meme. The only reason you say that is because his name is "mendes". This is when those people that say that race is a racial construct are right. He is whiter than people like George Clooney for example

No, I say that because he is an Amerindian mestizo of Puerto Rican descent.

I have CTE

This man is not white according to the same people who call Clooney and depp white.

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is it tough b?

> This man is not white
Correct.

If his name was Chad Schmidt no one would even suspect he is hispanic

No, you bullshit fucker. He is white. You know that he is. You would have 0 idea he was hispanic if he name wasn't "mendes". I can post many people who are considered white that look less white than him

I've noticed it many times. For example people were doubting that Dern was even BR but after they discovered that she was BR they started acting like it was obvious that she is BR

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1) He's an Amerindian mestizo and looks like it.
2) It's in his genes even if you can't see it.

What are some other good threads and boards on 4channel? I dont go on /biz/ or /pol/ anymore

Sorry, I don't subscribe to the whites are supreme beings that get spoiled when mixed. He is white. You would have no idea he was hispanic if you didn't know it previously. You're lying through your teeth by denying this

she has to fake her accent

BASED HUE

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mma is kinda shit right now innit?

why would anyone pretend to be a BR. dern grew up in arizona or some shit

He doesn't look white. I realised that he was not White straight away when brown people on /heem/ claimed that he was merely of Portugese descent. Some slight research revealed that he was of Puerto Rican and [American] Indian descent.

>he is white please!!!!
Yikes

>holds u down n taps ur tummy

>best title fight performance we've ever seen

yeah u could say that friend

t. tyquil poodley cuck

i forgot dern was american. what the fuck is her problem?

i hate all niggers equally

Lads, I'm gonna watch UFC 235. Were any boring matches? Which ones?

Thanks.

No its better than ever since Conor got gadooshed. Sorry, your closeted boy is past it

Cringe

Her father is Brazilian

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Still better than watching great boxers fight cans instead of fighting opponents at there level

>Anderson Silva intensifies

he looks like american italian more than the typically mestizos here but I really dont spend too much time thinking about that

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Unironically the main event was the worse. Smiff was pulling a Paulo Filho after the second round because he was so helpless

kek I know that you guys are bullshitting. I know it for a fact that you guys are lying. You'd have 0 idea he was hispanic if you didn't know it beforehand

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Wops aren’t white either bunch of guinea looking shahs of iran

Just watch it and find out for yourself. Make sure to watch Gall/Sanchez, Walker's KO and Zabit/Stephens on the under card.

He's not white.

Browns and blacks are cheaters and you've just tried to change the subject.

Yeah, Italian Americans may not be white, but they're the most powerful race on Earth

Obviously living in that filthy animal dump you have very low thresholds of what’s considered white. No Caucasiod has such swarthy skin and beaty eyes. He looks like a Mexicrement or Lebtalian halfbreed. You can stop trying to convince yourself otherwise, cringelord

what would happen if you tried to put your dick in Faber's chin hole

Wanderlei who clearly isnt white. Easily looks whiter than Mendes

What do you think the THC concentration in Jon Jones' blood is?

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chin pussy

It's about to get better

a cat would blunt it's claw

its weird, I've come around on JBJ. He seems like such a good guy recently. In the pre and post fight interviews he seemed really humble and nice, like a good family man. Very mature and wholesome

>
Why do you losers even try arguing with me. You'll always lose. My IQ is too high

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completely disagree bro it's still hard for me to not find his behavior bizarre

are you trying to become some sort of half-assed heem personality

Another BR you guys don't know about

Scodelario is half BR and speaks fluent Portuguese
youtube.com/watch?v=ah6UOxlTFOI

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nah, you're too cynical! its like in an anime when the former cocky know it all character gets humbled and becomes the true master
idk but he's insecure about his IQ

Jon Jones get your shit together

>intentionally knees you in the head
>takes a knee and signs the cross

everything he does is as contrived as it gets

No. I don't even like generals and I love the anonymous concept. I always hated that this board shows flags

>y'all know where I can get some bare knuckle boxin

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Okay lads, haha, yes, yes, we've all had our fun...

But really now,

Just who in the white Sam Hell is Kamaru Usman?

George Clooney isnt white either. You’re making a strawman because you’re a stupid monkey. Lick your balls dumb monkey

>he thinks flags are bad for larping.
lad you have a lot to learn

Doesn't have similar features to Mendes. He has southern German Bavarian features.

lmao. I can do this all day, lad. You'll end up saying that there are no whites in the US

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>I can make strawmen all day
Good for you, monkey

how is Clooney not white, he was born in Kentucky

He’s a jew

Jones is STILL trying that "I'm a good guy" thing when he deals with the media. I think you see his true colors when people talk shit and piss him off, like Cormier. Which is a shame, because he's a natural talent when it comes to revving up his opponents. I wish he would drop the bullshit and just btfo out of everyone.

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What strawman? I'm showing people that are considered white in the US that look less white than Chad.

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i thought he was syrian

nvm according to wikifeet he is irish english and german ancestry, raised roman catholic

Nobody considers Schaub white lmao. And Rogan and Clooney look far more white than Mendes you face blind monkey lmao

kek no one is buying your shit. You and the aussie are lying to yourselves

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big yikes from me

oh for sure my chimp

The funny thing is that I'm owning you while speaking in my second language

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When is UFC going to hold an event in Murmansk

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Most mestizos are of southern European and Amerindian descent. When you have a castizo whose European descent is northern European, you can get somebody who can pass for a southern European at a glance (and Mendes doesn't, his skin tone is almost there, but his features are off), but that doesn't make them a southern European. You are invoking the continuum fallacy.

And the fact that you think some castizo looks white is irrelevant to this topic once you know that they aren't, because your subjective view of their appearance doesn't override their genes. Mendes certainly has significant Amerindian genes. His genes are more important than his look when discussing some relationship between race and cheating.

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oh for sure my chimp youre a b-b-babboon of a peach

How many times are you going to repeat the same post, ""human"""

Shut the hell up already, Jesus Christ

youtu.be/V4-fBRkyxJw

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dont brazilian out, my ape, im owning you in my fifth language btw lmao

i think our resident macacao is right, chad mendes cleary resembles sage northcutt

Great thread boys

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Wow is that Chad Mendes???

christ i wish that were me

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>muh genes
kill yourself /pol/turd. a guy like Rubio who looks more hispanic than chad is 90% white.

Replace him with Bonnar then, fucking loser

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>owning you
does that mean "posting 0 arguments and repeating the same insult a thousand times"

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Hispanics can be white. Rubio does not look mestizo. Mendes does yseethin monkey

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>a guy like Rubio who looks more hispanic than chad
Does he? I do not agree.

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fugggg

>Rubio does not look mestizo
lmao you guys will say anything

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>youre lying
>youre lying
>youre clearly lying
big yikes, bonobo

looks pretty white to me?? idk

I owned you so hard that all you can do now is repeat the same insult over and over, "human"

Rubio looks half Puerto Rican and half Hawaiian

lol imagine being this faceblind

He looks significantly less Amerindian than Chad. Especially considering that Chad has northern European ancestry, whereas Rubio's European ancestry is likely almost entirely southern.

Woodley confirmed still champion

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lol dumb monkey

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If Herb Dean had white skin he’d look whiter than Chad Mendes

>faceblind
No, I'm honest with myself instead of lying through my teeth to try winning an argument. You look at Rubio and you see that he is hispanic right away. You look at chad and you don't

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I see that they are both Hispanic.

>T.

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thats like the 6th time youve said something about lying lol i think you’re lying to yourself, gorilla boy

>Hispanic
does not mean non white you dumb monkey lmao, he still looks 30x whiter than your boyfriend

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You wouldn't know that chad was hispanic if you didn't read it beforehand. This is the truth. You'll deny this but it's the simple truth

>our mutts are better than yours
Just stop dude

No, he doesn't, "human"
Do "humans" have no shame or what?

stop repeating yourself with non arguments, mapuche

Glad I don't have to worry about what race I am.

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He looks like Jim from American pie

stop lying to yourself before I break out my 6th language lmao

damn you're right he does. good catch

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Go in the streets with a photo of rubio and chad and ask people "which one is mexican?" They'll point at rubio 99% of the time

Sure thing Zhang

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>Schlob's a Jew
It all makes sense now

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why are you lying to yourself?

I'm not from Hongcouver

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Actually you do, whites are done for. I'm white but had kids with an Chinese-Canadian woman a few years back just to fuck over the white race

gus has been dead for years, he looked like chuck liddell in his last fight

>he thinks I give a shit about anyone's future other than my own

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Right..

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>he's an individualist

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askren is faggot

is this man white?

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Thx

stop lying to yourself monkey boy i got five other languages i can own you in porra

This is the ultimate litmus test to if Chad is white

Is this man white?

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Du sprichst kein Sprache

ENGLISH I'LL HEEM YOU YOU FILTHY ANIMAL

gummi fingers

lmao not a chance my guy

Is this lad white?

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is this man white?

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Excuse me, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about underhooks?

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This guy's as white as a sheet of paper

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How do you lose to Diego Sanchez in 2019?

kino

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I luh you, behn! Now, I go. I make uh her, AIRTIGHT!

damn gsp is getting so much kween pussy that he is absorbing that melanin, looking tan af

That pic

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GOLEM GET YEE GONE

>ryanhall.jpg

Wonder if he still thinks he's the greatest

What was the deal with Zabit complaining about his handwraps after the fight

It's fucking entertaining to watch casuals believe his act, I'm actually starting to like him cuz he's a world class bullshitting, picogram spewing, eye pokin machine that just keeps on going

>that time Scharb and Rogan said that bodybuilders tanning their body so their muscles can be better defined is overtly racist
what did they mean by this

have not seen this flag in some time, bisping bless.

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>mfw in a year or so time my boy Usmans gonna get wrestlefucked into oblivion by Asskan

GSP come out of retirement and save us

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that faggot isn't getting past the lawler rematch, calm your tits.

A March calendar would be really helpful

When was the last time he eyepoked someone? Redditors truly are deranged.

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Yeah, that's not happening.

Just go to Wikipedia. you literal autist.

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Has any fighter used Ramble On as walk out music? Just saying would be based

That'd be a great solution if I were a total retard that only cared about UFC events

Yeah I woke up for the poosman snoozefest but other than that I've only been to heem a handful of times the past couple of months

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>yanited

Think how alpha these kids are going to be when they grow up, having been brought up by thot-patrollers like Khabib. I'm a full grown man but I bet they could bully me into submission already.

Evidently not alpha enough to support a proper football club, mind.

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Oh yeah, those Bellator and ONE events are TOTALLY worth watching.

This belongs in the worldwide forum, I'm afraid I'm going to have to issue you a yellow card

Ngannou should get gloves that just have CTE on em instead of UFC desu

has edmond cornered recently?

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Is there a picture in existence of khabib's wife

youtube.com/watch?v=L7K-kaelQEs&feature=youtu.be&t=225

conan is a faggot

...

At UFC 235

God, he looks so depressed.

what fight? did he yell out "head movement"

Robbie probably didn't realize he was out

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THEYRE FUCKING MINERALS MARIE

Walker fighting Gus next?

kidney stones*

askren can not be beaten

Left out Robbie getting choked
youtube.com/watch?v=wCc7xP_Pzsc&feature=youtu.be

they hate askren so much it's funny

Askren was losing until he won

Winning is all that matters

not smilin lil dick alvey deserves to be cut more than anyone else on the roster i hate his smug fuckign face so much

>91270469
Cringe

Late fucking stoppage

kek typical Johnny

Is Ben Askren unheemable? I just watched a the fight and regardless of his 0 loss record he got dropped on his head and then took massive GnP hits almost uppercuts by the Robbie Lawler and a few knees and somehow managed to Sub him 2 minutes later. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

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By one punch. Calm down.

Lawler doesn't hit that hard anymore. He's old, injured, and USADA'd.

this desu
basically lovetaps he was giving askren

Dana said tbey arent giving him anyone serious any time soon.

Ben's a genius, taking that dad bod turinabol just gonna squash the division like watermelons

He's more than you'll ever be

Hopefully the Matt Hughes story gets even worse

He is a Roman warrior

Oh my God, have you seen what they've done to the UFC homepage?
ufc.com/

First round though. There's no chance of Robbie keeping that pace all the way through.
Even the slam was a bit of a power fluke. Ben basically had his back at the time iirc.

Do you have any more of Walker's pre-ufc heems?

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his ground and pound style is so distinctive

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Who is your favourite MMA person to have conversations with in your head?

I like having conversations with Joe Rogan, of course.
When I'm feeling down I like to pretend I'm talking to Sage, because he's such a happy pill.
I often find myself having a conversation with DC in my head, too.

It has to be rape.

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Whiter than me, and I'm white.

t. A. Wyatt Man

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his chin is rock

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That was barely a knee. Put me in the cage with askren and I'll fuck him up easily

is this dylan klebold?

We finna be /blessed/ soon

Seeing so many people with Askren profile pictures suddenly.

Hes got them funky fluid moves. Even his brain is funky.

Tyrone got dabbed on by poosman and poolby would have done a similar thing.
Shame on how #exposed Tyrone, Wonderfag, darren pee and Maia are

hunnit present

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I agree b
Welterweight exposed itself as the worst lowest level division in the “sport” of MMA

I hope not, this is a meme I don't want to have to endure.

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JBJ's fighting psychology is weird

He is clearly not in control. He cheated 2 times in his last fight and arguably could have been DQ'd. He hasn't the self-control to regard the rules.

Yet he also very clearly is in control. He doesn't fight wild like we saw NoDad fight. He has the self-control to not let himself get angry.

I'd say he really is psychopathic. Like an intelligent serial killer, he is unable to respect the laws of the land, whilst he is able to remain calm in dangerous, aggressive situations.

Tyrone is just happy he didn't lose the belt to Colby.

>that post
>reddit spacing
perfect

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Is that person dead?

>the slam was a fluke

No it was not, Askren is just used to inexperienced fighters who do not know what to do in many situations, so he can do dumb shit like that without consequences.

>person

Isn't what he did legal in california but illegal in nevada. Rules are fucked up

I still can't fucking believe Cody decided to swang and bang for the third fucking in a row

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My dog has more fight IQ, all his losses (three in a row now lmao) are like a replay of each other.
I get how nu-gladiators have to be proud narcisists to even justify getting CTE as a job, but he is overdoing it. Learn, nigga. Watch some metaphorical tape and learn.

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yeah i just saw this on reddit too, fucking crazy man haha

He simply refuses to learn or his team suck, I can't tell which it is but he's done if he loses one more fight. He's already had CTE therapy before his last 3 losses. Wtf man

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If Cody switched his team, he could be a strong #1 contender. Can't see him get past Moraes, but he wins the TJ Chinashit rematch.

That 2nd TJ one was particularly brainlet.

>eat the exact same punch 3 times consecutively
literally how pootarded do you have to be to do this.

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Crocop is a faggot that got BTFO by cans like every Croatian fighter and citizen does

Cody Garbrandt vs John Dodson is THE fight to make.

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Give it time. Before too long he'll start fucking up and reverts to the Jones of old.

hey thats not tr-

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I can imagine a good percentage of the time the top man would maintain the crucifix in that situation. Ben had Robbie's arm triangled.

That's by no means a technical escape. For one, it's initiated by you going from a kneeling position, with a man across your back.

You basically agreed with him

Steve is the mutt version of Woodley.

Is is the 30 something randy cotoure of the 50 somethings

Yeah, it would work in ONE and Bellator, that's the point.

so herb has a history of early stoppages?

Not exactly homie

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nawlt icksackly

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He has a history of retarded stoppages.

Man that just kept going

The fact that Herb Dean is considered one of the best is why real sports make fun of us.

Real sport like what? Judging isn't any better in boxing

>hurr durr why aren't referees perfect 100% of the time instead of 99.543% percent
Come up with an alternative faggits

If BJJ is so good, then how did Khabib squash the black belt RDA while being a white belt?

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AI you dumb nigger.

he didn't get his belt from a mcdojo

You'll be sorry when it happens faggit

How many cocks did Schaub throat for his voice to sound like that?

just mine

He's in role for the new godfather movie, a true method actor

Kek where do I find these episodes online

>its an "american who speaks zero foreign languages and never left the country is wearing a european flag" episode

In referee training, this is whats displayed under "intelligently defending". He is fine, just resting to wear out the other bloke.

A hundred persent.

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Usman is on something. Calling it now.

webm related

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On the BBC gene. That african warrior mutation. That ubermensch strain of humankind. I no longer want to see your favorite WMMA fighter get blacked by Woodley, I want to see her done by Marty now.

>croatian flag
god i hate americans

it's hilarious

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I think we can al agree now that a wrestler with 0 striking can heem a striker with poor wrestling, this put people like khabib in a new based level

Lmao at calling Khabib a "wrestler" when he's a combat sambo world champ where striking is a huge part of the game. The guy has the best striking defense in the most stacked division in the UFC for a reason.

You can't have "0 striking" as a fighter, you can learn the most basic of boxing in like six weeks.
On the other hand, you need several months just to get the hips to wrestle/trip people. There is a greater physical demand. You can box without KO power, but you can't wrestle without a big ass.

This is Dan from Waderweidoan signing out

Where did all these plebbitors come from suddenly?

>Hmongs are the most on the sauce
wtf

>spic
>white
albino niggers are also white, right monkey?

are they eating bug meatballs or is this just a clever edit?

What exactly is wrong with my post, lmao? The point I was trying to make is that Khabib has been training striking his entire life, he's not a guy with "zero striking".

Yikes

>buttchin intensifies

I can see Darren Till KO'ing Askren.

lel was sure he was part italian
>german, irish, english.
so around 33% potato nigger, good for you my hue friend

Askren is a faggit that is terrified of lawler

He faced his fears well

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I hope so, because Till is the only top 10 fighter he would fight.

No he didn't and he's scared of a rematch you stupid

He talked shit about Usman and Covington, two guys that have enough wrestling and power to contest him, while being much better strikers. If Robbie could reverse his takedown like that, imagine them trying it.

He won and he's moving on, so should you user ;^)

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He's s massive faggot and I hope he loses but have little interest in watching him

literally who?

show's called the switcheroo where ''celebs'' or just famous people switch their job to a ''regular'' one and the other person takes theirs.
Cro Cop was a postman, and the old postman tried to be an mma fighter.

youtube.com/watch?v=nHfOckV9kYg

will alpha brain improve my fighting ability?

head barely moves
>"punches"

I imagine the show ran out of celebrities after s01e01 considering is croatia

This one is more about MMA and how he started doing it, but there's no subtitles.

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Do you have those Croatian god genetics too lad?

I'm lazy, bald, but charming.

Lol get worked, nerds

he “won” and he is running away but it is what it is. punished robbie will fight someone else and pick up a win

cringe

Lol get worked, nerds

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Robbie tapped

>punished robbie

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Might be a dumb question, but why aren't there more tall heavyweights?
You see in boxing the best heavyweights are all giants but in MMA they don't seem as tall

Wait.....Eddie Bravo is married to an active pornstar?

That's real? Wtf......

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Cucking is the thinking man's fetish

this is around the Sakuraba fight right

she probaboy lets him cheat and have threesomes with other pornstars and shit

>his kids face

She probably doesn't though. She probably draws a sharp distinction between casual sex and "work". She probably believes in her heart that she's working toward an artistic ideal and that sex-work has real merit in the world. She probably thinks "I'm doing it for them" when she slides down those 11 inch BBCs.

Sad, really.

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she only does lesbian stuff

maybe but there’s no bbcs. she only does lesbo scenes

Is she still active? I thought I heard somewhere that she quit

You aren't going to believe what Darren Till is doing to improve his wrestling.
youtube.com/watch?v=qxtmAd2YTXs

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unbelievably based

sure, eddie. Keep telling that to yourself. Only lesbos scenes...and space is real and the earth is globe.

>i could totally beat up that manlet Cejudo

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Good night /heem/, Askren Bless

If that guy is 6'3, he could unironically just hold cejudo down and punch his face lmao.

based

i dont get it

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god i wish that was me

Lol that hip bump

>HIT YOU WITH THAT DUDUDU

Just eat 6k calories everyday bro.

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this. Casuals have never seen a 200 lbs weight advantage in a real fight.
Cejudo has no chance, no matter how many gold medals and belts he has.

jees what fight was this
i want to watch it

>tfw I can't even manage 2k

Gunner vs Charles. It wasn't that great.

not like I have anything better to do

Did Goddard have money on Woodley too? I was salty as fuck too, but Usman was dominating. That was definitely a fight.

how does wonderboy do against usman?
thought he narrowly won the first fight against woodley but in both fights he got dropped
would he do better against usman?

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No. He can’t wrestle for shit. Usman has cardio, moves forward, and can pressure. There’s a higher chance he might walk into a counter because I don’t think he’s as tight defensively as Woodley and comes in a bit wilder. But I think that’s offset by Usman’s ability to get inside on him and take him down

Usman is a shitty finisher but he’s still very strong so he could absolutely catch Wonderboy while changing levels feinting for a takedown like Woodley did

They don't understand how hard wrestling is, Joe

Ackshually Jimbo is not jew
haaretz.com/whdcMobileSite/life/television/.premium-jason-biggs-loves-being-jewish-1.5250831

Polaris are charging £47 for
Jake Shields Vs Rafael Lovato Jr.
Ffion Davies Vs Gezary Matuda
Ross Nicholls Vs Vagner Rocha
Tom Halpin Vs Ethan Crelinston
Santeri Lilius Vs Teta Rios
Darragh O’Connaill Vs Mike Perez

wew a Finn there

me too bro

What?

Say that to my face and not online and see what happens you dumb mutt

Do you watch JFL?

It's not a bad card it's just too expensive, you can get cheaper tickets if you stand but who wants to stand for 5 hours?

I have no idea what these kind of events usually cost. Yeah I'd rather heem myself than stand 5hours there desu.

No m8, what's that?

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Usually it's not so bad since it's a bjj tournament. About 20-25 for seats looking up at the platform. This year they are doing no floor seats you either stand or pay 47-60 for balcony seats.

>drawl me like one of your french girls

Usually it's not so bad since it's a bjj tournament. About 20-25 for seats looking up at the platform. This year they are doing no floor seats you either stand or pay 47-60 for balcony seats.

Sounds more reasonable. I'm live combat sports virgin but would like to attend one someday, preferably mma.

>ass rapes a girl
>gets away with it
based

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Anyone else sad that Tyron will just be forgotten? After years of being a champ

Did you miss all of 2018?

i frikken love this hue

the cazzies may forget, but i will not. still my boy

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joe was really enjoying this moment wasn't he . . .

His entire title reign had under 100 significant strikes. No, I'm not.

Name ONE title defence of his which was even slightly entertaining. You can't. He wasn't even able to lose his title in an entertaining fight.

Wanderlei is a scary motherfucker. Fought when headbutts were allowed
youtube.com/watch?v=wswkuLnzeCY

i don't like woodley either but woodley - wonderboy at 205 was great bro

MMA live isn't very good, unless you go with loads of people you really like. BJJ tournaments are usually fun if someone you know is competing.

Both of their fights were identical. Both of them were shit.

size of a waterbottle

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Its a local mma company, a friend of mine got flushed there some months ago

He could heem every here

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No son of mine is a gonna be a fruity JRE listener!

F

Wouldn't go alone, but BJJ and kickboxing would be aswell.

I asked a few Brazilians and they said BJJ is really popular there so this is definitely fake news

Status: 4 Pinnochios

I didn't say it isn't popular. I said that judo is more practiced

>Brazil is a strong country in judo, which was brought and developed by its large Japanese community. Olympic medallists in the sport include Rogério Sampaio and Aurélio Miguel; João Derly and Tiago Camilo are world champions. Rafaela Silva won golds in the 2013 World Judo Championships and the 2016 Summer Olympics, both held in her hometown of Rio de Janeiro.

So did Chad Mendes end up being white or not?

It doesn't even matter. Replace Chad with Bonnar

Check his Wiki page, Khabib only started combat sambo at 17, his first sport was wrestling followed by judo.

Askren is my boy for being the only white American fighter not to be a cringy tatted-up Conor wannabe

when did heem get this brazil autist parroting wiki articles like anyone gives a fuk

Per fight? Yes. In total. No. He easily went over 100. He actually averaged around 53 significant strikes per title fight (not including his initial title victory to win the belt). So he averaged around 10.5 significant strikes per round

dern got pregnant

I post the wiki stuff to support what I say

Someone on youtube made a video explaining how going to UFC live is basically paying 200 pounds to sit in an indoor car park on an uncomfy seat with some off the most degenerate people possible while watching UFC on a muted cinema screen, while having to stand up every 5 minutes to let someone past to get a drink. Pretty accurate.

Here's what going to UFC London is like youtu.be/KY7Z6W5Xjrk

desu I think Usman is gonna be a even more boring champion than woodley

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Most live sporting events suck unless you're up close. I'd rather kick back on cheap beer with buddies on a comfortable couch with cheap food and shooting the shit without having to scream over people

Ponzi champ by 2020

Yikes take

Ali Abdelaziz is a mud rat, even retard Colby is not that annoying, what the fuck, ban him

You're going to be shocked when you hear what Dana had to say about Johnny Walker vs Jon Jones.
youtube.com/watch?v=5gZl0PYC2Ho

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everyone here other than phonephags have embed, gonna have to report you to the spammer unless you cease these actions immediately thank you

I think the opposite

Imagine unironically liking kpop
ill heem u

*steps in your path*
Hey Let the turbo weeb alone buddy

i only like it ironically. Am I getting sparred by your heem?

How do I become this manly?

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he didn't hear him because the world was closing in on him and going black.

at least two Big Macs a day

pretty sure he's just so good at wrestling he can even do it while unconscious.

>dern will never do pregnant porn

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He's the only fighter with the balls to eyepoke the champ

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3 straight KO losses. Each one he's throwing a right hook with his left sitting down by his hip. Big fucking hole that he can't seem to fix.

dear god

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Askren wasn't even good enough to medal in the Olympics

Picture looks like a photoshop

>it was a moral victory for robbie lawler
>at least i didnt have to see askren smother him for 3 rounds
>at least they can fight again
zane simon

>Macy Chiasson doesn't even have a Wikipedia page

The absolute fucking state of WMMA

So?

>"is that the best you got, Dana?"

P4P most boring, whiny, negative champion of all time. Constantly played the victim despite being a rich, handsome, famous athlete
Won’t miss him in the slightest, though Snoozeman isn’t any better

>hating Tyrone
>Snoozeman

Back to r/eddit my friend.

Once all the Europeans get banned this place will be so much better

no, he was the fighter I disliked the most

fuck Tyquil glad he went out like a bitch

>american mma
>knees to the head an opponent in the fetal position being legal
no

Question for you folks? Why did Tyrone and Smif not try to throw even though they were getting soundly smashed? Why not go out with a bang? How cowardly do you have to be to not want to get heemed?

Am I the only bum who didn't know Machida went to bellator?

Colby is based, will be the undisputed champ and there is nothing you can do about it.

he did call him handsome. you have to give him that.

either way chiasson is becoming my girl. want to see this freak lanklet destroy the entire 135lb weight class

Because Smif's a bitch and Tyquil was too sleepy

His knees weren't touching the ground and he had 1 hand down.
That would be a legal knee under the new rules.
Go watch it yourself

based

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heem btfo

youtube.com/watch?v=DvHWFmOosmA

Hahaha fuck off you dumb cunt

How did Brazilians become so OP?

ufc.tv/video/marco-ruas-vs-paul-varelans-ufc-7

Who taught them muay thai WAY before anyone else?
Did they just figure shit out on their own?
Chute Boxe opened in 1978!

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looks like he’s shitting

It's very difficult mentally to go for it like that, especially considering Usman and Jones has so thoroughly dominated that Woodley and Smiff's confidence was probably nonexistent. Even though it's the "smart" thing to do in that situation, willfully engaging knowing full well you're going to get cracked is a serious psychological obstacle, this problem compounded by their shattered self esteem. Only people I think who have succeeded doing that when they were down are Elkins, Sanchez, Kongo, Hunt, maybe a few others I can think of off the top of my head.

who put in a worse performance in a big fight tyron against kamaru or nick diaz against gsp?

Smif is a can and had nothing to offer, and Tyron didn't attack early and enough and as a result Usman had zero respect. I forget which of his coaches were calling for leg kicks but he threw maybe 2 the whole fight. Obviously leaves him susceptible to a TD but he actually defended a couple of them pretty well. The guillotines were dumb too
Yes. The Machida era never ended bro

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He's taking an Usman

dern poster must be devastated

They have a tradition of vale tudo since 1920.

Very generous considering Tyron is only above-average.

>redditroofie

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Based powerless angry brainlet user.

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He was also a luta livre fighter
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luta_Livre

>Luta Livre (Portuguese: [ˈlutɐ ˈlivɾi], lit. freestyle fighting), known in Brazil as Luta Livre Brasileira and also Luta Livre Submission[1], is a Brazilian martial art created by Euclydes Hatem[2][3][4][5] in Rio de Janeiro. Primarily a mixture of catch wrestling and judo, there is also striking with the hands, feet, knees and elbows. Notable practitioners include Marco Ruas, Ebenezer Fontes Braga, Johil de Oliveira, Alexandre Franca Nogueira, Renato Sobral, Darren Till and José Aldo.

>7th Degree Black Belt in Luta Livre Esportiva under Roberto Leitão Sr.[1][2][3]
>3rd Degree Black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu under Joe Moreira[4]
>3rd Degree Black belt in Judo under Vinícius Ruas[5]
>1st Degree Black Belt in Taekwondo[6]
>Mestre rank / Red and White Cord in Capoeira under Mestre Camisa (José Tadeu Carneiro Cardoso)[7]
>Mestre rank in Muay Thai (Confederação Brasileira de Muay Thai)[8]

Dude was cross training already in the 90s

They really aren't OP though. They had a run with bjj and now they have fallen off big time

So much quality posting, I don't even know how you do it, Yea Forums

why is this fight available for free?

>had a run with bjj

Sorry, is this the 90s? Our fighters are usually Muay thai + BJJ + sometimes judo

Even when the gracies were around. Marcos Ruas was already complete in the 90s. He won UFC 7

91274869

You are really helping

He also called Rickson out about 20 times for vale tudo fights and street fights and Rickson didn't want none

Is it?
I just assume most are logged into fightpass.

Another guy from the 90s who was a muay thai fighter and destroyed Barnett

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I am going to make a heem thread

He is right though but he went up in my hespect since the Till fogjt

Where to watch WMMA with full nudity. Does this exist? Have a cutie in exchange

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new thread

for sure askren was in a great spot getting slammed on his head achmed

>wiki

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