/hoc/

flim flams

TORONTO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I got really drunk on Saturday and now my teeth feel unaligned

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

Tyler Ennis is the most elite fourth liner out there

when they stop calling themselves the "golden" knights and just can them
>the knights
and the awful disney cosplay kid side show has to go too

based laffs

if you look closely, there is a "V" in the negative space. pretty cool desu

good job babbycock for not pulling ennis from the lineup tonight

>my east coast team vs my west coast team
leafs will always take precedence of course

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can’t wait for vegas/dallas
gonna be a banger

Gaudreau is a liability. Fucked us over with that penalty. I don't care if he has pumped up stats. It's just from floating, the PP, and Monahan

I made a thread

just cringed so hard i hurt my neck

the logo’s fine
the pregame faggotry has got to go

amazing! so esoteric!!!

>/hoc/ now recycles threads
>/hoc/ now posts in early threads

that one user is right, this is nu/hoc/

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Soccer players are on the field for 45 minutes straight. What makes them so much better than hockey players who only go on for a minute at a time? Has no one thought about using soccer players instead? They'd never have to switch.. that's a big advantage.

How can the Sabres be fixed, /hoc/?

Not a chance. Theyre playing hockey, not which subhuman immigrant is the biggest pedophile

>tarnishes the league

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povertyball players nearly die from a simple shoulderbarge.

must give good head

>no pads
next

>PP babbys

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Fold the franchise, give bettman 750 million dollars, build a new team

burn it to the ground

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for me, it's talking shit about the storm surge, when >my team does equally cringey pre-game shows

Steal the energy from the rags and isles, Sabres are New Yorks team

Jealous that your team(s) is/aren't doing as well

How is that a penalty

I can give myself head yes

That was me.

Frankly if his teeth are misaligned he's using them too much
Teeth should be used to lightly graze at most

he's been shitting the bed lately. trying to get too cute with the dangles. he needs to simplify his game and make less mistakes

they could be like the michelin man and would still absolutely die the second they ran somebody.

they did that twice in the past 10 years

i mainly use my back teeth when i eat. is that bad?

>soccer players
Those princesses just jog around slowly and aimlessly like ants in a parking lot who cares my gf does more leg work at the mall

Its a valid point, but imagine calling on your next line and you find all the soccer players crying while fucking each other in the ass. Pretty poor advantage

My onhockey.tv stream is usually cleaner and crisper than my nhl.tv stream and doesn’t lag as much.

You now remember Francois beaucheman

Nevermind, no penulty. Why was the play stopped though?

Your front teeth are for ripping pieces off, your back teeth are for chewing

reminder that post-lockout the snes and soilers have both managed to make it to a cup final while the laffs havent even won a single playoff series in that same time.
>stay scared m8

hand pass?

for me, it's bilasport.net

This. Also I like the logo. The gray is too drab.

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And now they're both at the bottom of the league

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why don’t the flames just heem these twinks into the boards?

your gf is doing me at the mall, user

hand job

It's not the size of the D its how you use it

and still better than >you
cope all you want

;-;7

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the lames are also twink manlets

Why does my phone recognize some of my (you)’s but not others?

>How is it possible that skating around for 20 minutes burns more calories than jogging for 25?
Not too bright are you?

They are better than me, but the leafs and flames are even better than they

jokes on you, i don't really have a gf..

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brodeur is reddit

get fucked stupid shitters

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Hate to say it but early morning /hoc/ is so much better than this

>Bragging about not winning the cup

Where did you find this intimate photo of me?

cause your phone is as delusional as you are

hand ball

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oilers will make playoffs and bounce calgary in the first round.

>sabres

embrace the tank you cockmonglers. I fucking hate this team

wondering this too

do you know who jonas salk was?
he was the jewish scientist that cured polio. he created the march of dimes to raise millions to fund his research.
polio was a crippling and deadly disease putting children all over the world into a wheelchair or an early grave. the vaccine for polio was one of the greatest medical achievements of the last century. its a globally essential medicine.
and this guy jonas salk?
he could have made billions from it. he could have patented it and made actual billions of dollars.
you know what he did? he waived the patent. he gave up billions just to make sure as many people who could be helped got the help they needed. he became a celeb after that even though he hated it. truly a great man and he left the world a better place than he came into it.

If I had a choice between polio existing in the USA/world and jews. I would choose polio every single time and twice on sundays. I would infect myself with polio and tour america spreading the disease in a custom built wheelchair or crutches if it meant all the jews and their influence were excised from my country like the cancer they are.
polio is nothing compared to the harmful effects of jews on the USA and world.I would give anything to live in a world where our biggest problem was building access ramps and compliance with the civil disabilities act.

that sounds like hyperbole. it is not. 100% authentic feelings. I cant sleep at night anymore. I wish I never started questioning things. I wish I was still a dumb rube out there able to laugh at things instead of a woke misanthrope. I envy the dumb.

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she cheeky

>mcdavid misses the empty net
>penulty
Here comes the usual oilers choke at the end of the 3rd

Middle of the night hoc > morning hoc > gametime hoc

that'll be az

its a legal thing or whatever. But yeah Las Vegas Knights has a far better ring to it...

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>jew invents polio and gives it to people via vaccine for years and making money off of treatments while telling everyone he's doing the opposite and being a hero

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BIG DICK /CRIC/
smol coc /hoc/

they can't be, they're a pathetic, cursed franchise
t. sabres fan

>calgary building
>FREDDY FREDDY FREDDY
absolutely based
also wtf i love ennis now

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is having a better goalie literally 90% of beating another team in a game or series?

god dammit rittch

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Why are there so many oiler fans in buffalel? I don't understand

it's all over flims. you've been exposed.

that's what they say, but i'm pretty sure the london knights say they were never approached about it.

it's really due to foley's boner for the army. once he's kil, they'll hopefully change it

ENNIS REDEMPTION ARC IS BACK ON THE MENU

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it's approximately 33%

Nice fucking Hyman rebound there.... now time to get jewed out of this one...........

>laughingbettman.jpg

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

F

Fuck this game is boring imma play fortnite

ANOTHER GREASER FROM HYMEN

Lads have you heard of ligma?

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just give us the fucking cup

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damn, Alberta, are you trying to earn my Mockery??

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if the flames win tonight they've swept the leafs in the regular season

what's ligma

lig ma nuts you fuckin homo

it’s similar to sugma

is his beard frozen?

we povertyball now

cope.

Which one is more powerful? The Calgary flames or a bunch of grinders?

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based refs
flames commentator seething

is curling on?

>leafs on the winning side of a goal review
its a fucking miracle

youtube.com/watch?v=92J_J8Qu4EA

for me, it's Corner Gas

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i really dont see how better defense or forwards helps anywhere near as much as goaltending. How many of the last 10 stanley cup winners had a worse goaltender than the team they beat?

1st period is just a warm up anyways

Why are there never any fighting in the stands? So many laffs around just start swinging.

Wait how the fuck did the islanders trash the leafs but the leafs are trashing the flames? I’m fucking confused

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>that icing call
what the fuck

The faggot kicked the puck into the net, fucking Gary is just desperate to help these >laffs faggots

It's cocaine.

because you get charged with assault?

thank you laffs

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Kelly Hrudey kissing ass again.

>pp goal
>lucky bounce
>kick in

google says sugma is a cow bred by the Armenian Mowphandes people. I don't get it?

>flames are contenders
oh no no no

if goaltending was 90% of beating another team the has would have had 6 cups in the last decade

that shade of teal on the sharks uniform was kino

Hockey is for _______

>the former tendie favors the tendies perspective
wow im shocked

me

considering whether to stay scared or not
any thoughts lads

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fappy then nappy

STATUS = TERRIFIED

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whites.

the leafs just seem to play better later on in the day. 7pm est or earlier, it's a crapshoot. Go on a west coast swing, win every game.

sugma dick

some

how about fleury vs holtby last year?

Faggots and Sailors

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gary absolutely hates the leafs

>Freddy chants going inside the away building
Leafs are based
Flim Flams and their “fan base” BTFO

also me

it's only the first period

put your mowphandes nuts

hell of an observation

GOTTEM

>flims getting ran out of their own building
dunno what to say really

>leafs fans flew all the way to Calgary to watch their team lose
IT WAS 3-0

>3-0 after 1
>Albortions

Most overrated team in the NHL
Search your heart. You know it to be true

do you guys think colby armstrong has fucked plainjane?

samefag

>leafs fans flew all the way to Calgary
I hope you don't actually believe this

Calm you tits

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he sure does. I can still recall the faint, yet distinct disappointment in his voice when he announced that the leafs won the matthews lottery. Bettman doesn't give a fuck about the leafs, all he gives a fuck about is tv contracts, and propping up new franchises.

>flew to Calgary
It’s Leafs nation bud
Going to Vancouver game Wednesday and live here

I'm wondering how all these ex-leaf fourth liners are getting broadcasting jobs

samefag

R A R E

utility players make good commentators

MCBUST

the good players got paid decently and dont need to keep working.

>Cameroon

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draisatl > mcdavid if i'm being desu

I'm moving to canada in a few months. I may as well learn about hockey

it's cheaper to fly here and watch a game than it is to watch at home. those blue jerseys are torontonians. they are like cockroaches

>Cammer Oon

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>he doesn't know about "muh dads team" fags

you black?

Blacks can't play hockey

lol

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gays and minorities

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if you want shannon will pick you up at the airport and let you fuck his whalewife.

lmao

Fuck off we're full

that's some sound thinking

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>it's cheaper to fly here and watch a game than it is to watch at home
you are fuckin retarded mate
a round trip to calgary from toronto is like $800, nosebleed seats at a leaf home game are like $100
those leaf fans in calgary tonight live in calgary
t. lived in calgary for 4 years and wore my leaf jersey to the saddledome

hockey fans

Thinking about lobster week at red lobster

Yes

PK subban can

Yeah well some of us actually have dads, Jamal

not even sure if it was called teal back then, it honest to god just looks like blue
rings and anybody who love em
kino flag desu

I've never met a leafs fan from here

If this post is digits then leafs go up 6-0 in the 2nd just to allow 6 in the 3rd and the 7th at the last second of the goalie pull in the 3rd.

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If this post is digits bracketnon raises the child the I pump into his wife

cameroon immigrants

>off by 1
I'd also never let another man inseminate my wife

>PK subban can
no he cant

laine had the day off today and didnt log into fortnite. im a little worried tbqh.

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Do you guys see the same commercials I do?

How many misprinted "Toronto Maple Leafs Stanley Cup Champions" T-shirts have you and your village collected over the past 5 decades?

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welcome to a world of advanced ai designed especially for you

I'm glad someone finally had the courage to said it

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reroll desu

>blacks

They're called niggers. GTFO my /hoc/

t. Ting Ching posting from his Huawei phone

Great job, let us know when the Gender Reveal is

checked

gottem

I dont live in village

valiant effort

>tavares
>superstar

Why is there no Cassie? I thought she worked Calgary games. Did they bench her for the misogynistic leaf fans watching?

why is gender reveal capitalized?

Theory: Bracketnon is actually shannon

im sleepy

Thought that was gonna be a Stamkos situation

Nah, shannon’s wife is much fatter

how did you get into canada?

>/hoc/ now has jungle boys shitposting via satellite phone
What's next, Grease making a good post?

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same, this game isn’t helping

i think she is doing commentary for dykepuck at the canada games.

about as likely as you making friends

me too
gonna hit the hay soon

Grecian's post are Great Art
(You) could learn something if you would only listen

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I don’t think this is the thread

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plane

i live in yaounde

just had a sip of water and it tasted like pure iron
what do

I knew it........

how you ever killed an animal with a spear?

I’m not blind, why would I listen to a text post?

>punches you in the head and doesn't get called for it

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anderson deciding not to be shit

FREDDY FREDDY FREDDY

how do we solve the pooronto invading other cities problem

eat more magnets??

May have been a travel day, if they chose to spend last night in Columbus

maybe

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I thought the flames were contenders?

B A S E D

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FLIM FLAMS ABSOLUTELY GETTING DABBED ON BY GRINDERS

pull rittich what the fuck

Just wait until round 2 of the playoffs.

>Cameroon is already better than Grease
Haven’t seen best lad João in awhile

I wish Doc would cool it sometimes. I just want to sit back and enjoy a game while I relax.

>analslime fan logic
why would they have the goalie pulled if it's tied at six?

and put in smith? lmao what would that accomplish?

Is that a self-portrait?

She usually does away games. Home games are always hrudey.

i would pay double to watch sports without commentary

profoundly disappointed in this image lads

>it’s not rittich’s fault
These flims commentators crack me up

there is no commentary if you go to the game live.

>not listening to music or podcasts on headphones while the game is on so you can drown out the horseshit commentary

buy a ticket to the game lol
or press mute

that would be awesome actually

that's why I prepared this shot

I'm profoundly sorry

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glass toronto

which ones did you cum in?

yea but with mute you have no sound effects

how much would you pay? you could just go to the game in person if you are willing to pay for no commentary.

what part of canada are you moving to?

>scared status: mildly perturbed

Winnipeg I hope

toronto or montreal

>milk and donuts
baste

hopefully montreal, so you can be a based habs fan

if he isnt some proxy probably quebec because he probably knows french.

Flames fans realizing they only have their point total because they’re in the poocific and aren’t actually contenders

>That city got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it

Who’s your favorite toronto maple leafs?
For me it’s Jake Muzzin

Move to QC

Become a Nordiques Fan in a few years

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john "correctly rated" tavares

t. padstats against the wongs and snes

>having a favorite piece of shit

well redeemed friend

hope reaves btfos tkachuk on wednesday lads

final score 10-4 flames cap this

Mmmmmm chocolate

lol
fuck yeah nigga hell yeah mothafucka!!!

lmao based

gottem

Lol cope

flames aren’t scoring a fuckin goal

I don't want to leave my couch

Cheeky play obviously. Go for the win not the guaranteed loser point.

tavares or kapanen

>hymans wheelhouse

truly hope Quebec City gets a team whether or not it's the relocanes or yotes

flames and leafs will both flunk out in the first round.

french people are kind of scum though

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Holy fuck, N'waongo is based

gary is just going to keep quebec city and houston as "threat" cities. that way in the future he can force teams to construct new arenas or else they get moved.

oh, canada

quebecois are not quite french but definitely scum

Looks kind of like my breakfast this morning
Not talking about the cheerio

Quebec and Finland are my best friends

Reminder that the >first round isn’t actually the first round for the leafs
Whoever comes out of Atlantic is winning the cup

based wakanda

watching nba now lads

ok

>Dear /hoc/,

>Today, Cameroon was pretty fucking based...
You belong here

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ok

you laffs fans are lucky Flames Neal is injured or this game would be going a LOT different

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oof

they pillaged africa many times

Did anyone else get Gary’s fax with the updated script?

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d'qwan is busy with your wife now?

so the flames are shit without neal?
sounds like a shit team

albeit, this is how we have Subban

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I posted it earlier today but you missed it
I’m not retyping it

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

No user there’s a new one just got it about 5 mins ago

I'm just waiting for the flames to crawl out of this period with a 2 goal deficit

aww so cute

"thanks to the use of nanotechnology"

i remember seeing this on Yea Forums years ago

ha nunu weyoooooo
hummmmmmmmmm

he already said he doesn't want to live with you French Foofoo Fagnasties

how many times did africa tell that to the french?

You missed it then, because the update you got was just me sending it to you

Holy fucken destroyed

i have a hard time believing he isnt a proxy.

timestamp pic of currency lad

>tfw that's about to happen

he's at least entertaining even if he is

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tfw cameroon is cooler than grease

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its only going to get worse as white flight continues

pm'd ;)

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

>tfw toronto wins the cup

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>mfw a retard fails at copy and paste on xers phone

Jonny Hockey mother fucks

N O G O A L
O

G
O
A
L

no goal faggots lmao

Itll be the end of an era that everyone will forget

you can suck my johnny cockey

>it was 4-0

about damn time fucking hell

can’t wait for the end of the tripfag era

>Matthew Tikkachuck

COME BACK

why the fuck don't they just show the overhead camera review first every time instead of all the bullshit angles with 10 players in the way

>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

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Tiler penis

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Go Caps

>4-1

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Flames would have more goals if they didn’t constantly pass to the leafs

Fuck niggers

The most dangerous lead

camaroon and ghana immigrants are actually pretty based desu.

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Just give up flims

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The wayne brady skit of the chappelle’s was the best one and you can fight me if you don’t think so.

oh wow
what do?

>tfw no flames gf to deny me sex tonight

stepdad’s about to cook a couple good steaks well done

if freddy plays like this in the playoffs the cup is as good as ours

cutie in the rear

Racial draft is the GOAT

It was good but not the best

>tfw Andersen is part wild cat

That guy's definitely getting laid. Her facial expression says she's turned on

chapelles impression of white people always made me laugh

Cats are good goalers

The Clayton Bigsby ones were

Minnesota pls go

"so long fried rice, hello fried chicken" always a classic. died when the asians drafted Wu Tang kek

laffs 3rd period collapse incoming

i don't know if i can continue to support this team god damn it

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way too many niggers in my nhl...

Real World sketch was the best
>what’s the square root of this apartment

>be me
>be in Paris
>first time in mainland Europe
>walk through a black people area
>cautious at first but notice Africans were chill
>feel at ease
>decided to try one of the many African take out places
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinasaur

charlie murphy stories was the best

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good we don’t need or want you anyway

this

fucking hell now I need to rewatch chappelle’s show

>Marc andre floatie

>only a shit game on tonight
I'm out lads see you @ rph

tell him not to fuck yours up

>against the team known for 3rd period comebacks
I don't want this dream to be over!

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If anything he gets anal tonight

What do you think about the Oilers bringing back this jersey but with the Oilers logo instead?
It's one of my favourite jerseys. The new orange ones are shit.

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worth it

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I don’t even care enough to bother at this point

looks like a kids cartoon logo

maybe put the cog logo on the shoulders

5-4 Flames

Reminder that Spain was one ruled by niggers until the powerful white men came in and took it back

>stepdad
i'm sorry

for 800 years. Sad!

you gotta move out my man

does Spain play hockey, white man???

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>calgary is close to driving distance to toronto
I see Tavares has only ever flown city to city

Yes

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they play soccer and basketball

I see I'm a retard and he was talking about all the NHL cities around Toronto

He’s going back to buffalo in april, he lives with me.

Mad Real World
>look how Tron is livinnn, for the cit-ayyyy

ALUMINUM!

its probably worse than beer league teams

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>Katie got some big ol tittayyys

Are ya'll havin a good time out there tonight?

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Nah he’s a cool dude. Parents have been divorced since I was 10.

damn you're the exception then. my stepdad was a total cunt

>no one has said the Player Hater's Ball

She got dick holes in her underwear

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My parents have been married since 1968

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i didn't watch the chapelle show. i was a mad tv kind of guy until it went to pure shit

How the fuck did he get away with it?

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CONDALEEZA RIIICE

were they hippies?

Where they at?? I can smell 'em

Fuck no my dad heemed hippies

Illuminati

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fuck off ennis

comeback cancelled

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>Albortions

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hattttiiiiieeee

TYLER BENIS WITH THE HATTIE

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that was fuckin g r e a s y

canadas team

nice insult, I'm gonna remember that one and use it often. ty senpai

you now remember the leaf fag who was made for like 2 years that we drafted marner over hannifen

>the absolute state of the two flames goalies
Absolutely not contenders

flames having a bad case of the mondays

dunked on

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who is ennis?

what the fuck is wrong with his tongue?

a chad

>Call Gary Flamers are total shit
Oh wow who knew

dehydrated

his gf's pussy is infected

laffs fan

3-1 flames last time they played
smith was in net

gross

>Canada is whi-

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dave chapelle is reddit

I’ve got three pieces of string cheese and if you’re lucky you can have one

finally, a voice of reason

>5/6 people in frame are white
>cherry picks the brown guy
cringe

calgary flames are reddit

Cope

going to need that with virgin mathews

Reddit is Fourchannel

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>league is so on to johnny gaudreau that he isn't drawing penalties for plays that are actually penalties

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Would kill myself if my skin was the same color as shit

Let's hope he doesn't drive a van

im just stating facts bud

that's winnipeg

yikes, flames goaltending is dogshit awful.

this shouldn't be news by now

This wasn’t fun at all gary.

Big news - MY team plays tomorrow

wrong

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smith is good when he's on his game, unfortunately thats almost never
good puck handler though

>winnipeg has more subs than the flames
you just proved his point retard

Here’s a fact
The Flames got BTFO tonight and aren’t a contender

>good puck handler

lmao, did you miss last game?

>"leafs win"

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this woman taught millions of canadians about sex

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based.

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T
N
T

he usually is

we povertyball now

and she'll burn in hell for her sins.

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She must be exhausted

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et tu Phlegms ?

>the non contender gets btfo by the other non contender

Boys have benis girls have buhgina

>lames

Ray Ferraro is redpilled as fuck.

>Fat chick shows up on screen
>"ugh"

based

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big numerals coming soon

holy mother of BASED

Finn's are asleep post saunas

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no

that's all I can stomach
g'night /hoc/

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Ehhhhhhhhhh that's a big cringe time cringe from me chief

She’s a Canadian treasure.

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a sauna AND a lavatory

good the least coasters are going to bed

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That doesn’t seem fun or comfy at all

imagine the smell

>$11.25 tallboys

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I just got a midnight snack I’ll be up a bit

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

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fatty

it's not like that at every nhl game?

>rags
>fuck /cric/

500

...

Make a new thread NOW

HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF EXTREMELY BASED

/hoc/ wins again

Finns need to be uncomfy at all times in order to feel something, as they have about as much personality as a kick in the dick.

t. Guy who lives in the city with the highest population of Finns outside of Finland

i think it's $13 here for regular domestic here.

/cric/ btfo again

SHANNON WHERE IS THE THREAD?

here.

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Meant for

11 for domestic and like 13 or import here

>poominville

>marner prancing down the hall
faggot

new

remember to include the schedule in the new thread :^)

>you prancing down the hall
faggot

next

Rude

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>MTL @ DET, 7:30

Are you high?????? That's next week. DET @ COL 9:00 (7pm Mountain time)

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All the cum has dissolved it

Do not go Knights