India v Australia, 2nd ODI
Tue 5 March, 13:30 Local ( 21:00 NZDT )
Vidarbha Cricket Association Stadium, Nagpur, India
Windies v England, 1st T20I
Daren Sammy National Cricket Stadium, Gros Islet, West Indies
South Africa v Sri Lanka, 2nd ODISupersport Park, Centurion, South Africa
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/hoc/ are cowards.
Not even a real sport.
lovely commonwealth thread. getting good vibes honestly
Does anyone even know what cricket is?
/poo/
it's the same as crochet right? how the fuck is that a sport?
>rule 4 = /cric/ huddles in a corner masturbating while their antipodean wives and girlfriends consuming gigantic canadian cock
holy mother of based, /cric/ btfo
>crochet
didn’t realize that was a sport m8
>how to manufacture a wicket.jpg
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
is this the thread where we ingest lots of psychedelic chemicals
what do you snack on during the cricket?
they have tea near the end of the day. apparently that's all they need
crickets
Is there a men's league in cricket?
EAGERLY awaiting the next poocket cosco cup where the winner will get a brand new bike
that'd be cisnormative m8, aussies and kiwis could never participate
might filter American flags lads
good /cric/. GOOD /cric/
reminder envy is one of the seven deadly sins
its like croquette I think
imagine not being able to just ignore someone even after filtering him lads, KEK
whens the last time you were inside a church bazza?
rajul to abdeem, OUT
Isn't that those fried meat things they have in anime?
Its an embarrassment
every sunday of course
based and holypilled
gonna order a hsp for lunch
What sort of satanic clown orgy did that get ejaculated out of?
They call me trailrunbro
careful lads, richo is reporting shit
only good thing muzzies know how to do
I don't watch anime because I've attained the age of 18 and have a good relationship with my father
can you taste the allah?
love the cricket
fat cunt
all i want is to die lads
does /cric/ have a tranny janny as well?
we aren't so different in the end
the American posting here is our janny
Why an American?
teehee
because we run /cric/ the way /hoc/ runs Yea Forums
false flag, janny is an aussie; look at the archives of the last thread for your proof
This is the worst thread on the internet right now.
cricket more like shit
bit going on here
They're the only people fat enough to be a janny in /cric/ the rest of us are far to muscular and social
man tony's youngest sister in the sopranos is really hot. not janice the other one
they change actresses later on unfortunately
Time for am after work swim at Parnell Baths lads. No pics because I'm not a creep.
Makes sense. I reckon its pretty embarrassing that a yank has such a lack of an identity that he tries to fit in with aussies.
yes or no?
Hello, I am new to cricket. Who should I cheer for?
It is extremely grim
He also tries to behave like us and use Australian slang and then immediately deletes any post of his fat ugly mug
him suddenly saying grouse was the cringiest thing cric has seen since daniels bathroom phone call.
>grouse is aussie slang
KEK
Just went over to espn cricket to get the rundown. Seems like sheffield shield is playing. Not looking good. NSW seem to be doing well against Queensland, which is a travesty, as Sydney is full of queer immigrant gay faggots. South aus is doing well against West aus, which is wrong cause west is always better than south. Honestly, pretty neutral on Victoria and Tasmania; just hoping for a good game, although i have no idea what that looks like.
Why does Seb stay? Why remain part of a community that almost uniformly hates you?
Cricket is based
*dabs*
Man, i worked with an aussie and yank one summer and the yank tried so hard to be liked by the aussie. Felt bad for both of them. Yank kept trying to imitate the aussie even though he was like 10 years older.
grim
J-Joe??
Think we're overdue a 6 panel comic tttt.
>grouse is aussie slang
KEK
I would give anything to be in the same room with her farts.
>third definition
KEK
lyl
the canadian crumpets
tbf to Daniel that's a requirement on that show
the waiter comes over and tells you to go to the toilet and call a mate
When’s the AMA I’m going to set my alarm
chicken korma pie on the cards
the bike in the bottom left? looks sick
time for a wee arvo nap
chicken korma pie was elite
yeah long mac topped up no sugar with skim milk ta
chuck in in my keep cup too thanks
Just check back in on the sheffield shield games. Nothing much has changed. How do you know if a game is good or not?
What are the main differences selectors are looking for out of their lineup when they’re picking a test team vs a t20 vs an ODI team?
a shield game goes over four days mate they're slow burners and they're also probably just coming off their lunch vreaks
they're all shit
Ah yes, the çuckboi special
I find there are a lot of numbers to understand to make sense of a game. Pretty mathematical concepts of progress and strategy.
>Marcus Harris: 94
ohnononono
hungering for a good curry tb h
Bancroft digging in for a big score lads
lads
apparently australia need to find the right tempo to challenge india
Can anyone reccy me some good boy bands?
just a simple fix mate we've got the depth for it
Finch will knock a 173 (110) tonight I guarantee it
NSYNC
Did the waiter come over and tell him to pull out his lyrics book?
Made a B&E pie for dindins.
I think he claimed something like that, maybe that he mentioned the book and the waiter immediately came over with his coat
also that they edited it to make it look as though he talked about that and nothing else
I heard Daniel is full of shit and the edits actually turned him from an utter self-centered boor to someone you could actually pity for being so autistic.
I love it how smeggo has an opinion about the character of a person who has made about 10 posts on /cric/ while he's been here
I
II
III
sorry mate
You might wanna check the first dates matchthread lad...
obviously being hyperbolic but he wasn't here in 2015 or 2016, which was the definitive Daniel era of /cric/
True. True.
it's probably easier if you get started with limited overs, Australia are playing India in three and a half hours in a one dayer
absolutely nothing wrong with watching my weight, taking care of the environment and wanting to taste the coffee
NSW Police have charged Penrith Panthers player Tyrone May over filming and circulating videos of sexual acts with two women without their consent.
Key points:
The charges come a week after the NRL announced a crackdown on poor player behaviour
The Panthers released a statement saying they were bracing for more videos to be released
Mr May was granted bail and will face court in May
what the FUCK is wrong with NRL players lads
typical coconut
Cricket is such a dumb sport. Its the only sport where you can confuse the date with the score.
>What day is it?
4/3/2018
>Wow, Australia is doing well!
>make statement
>gets pointed out you're wrong
>haha i was just exaggerating lad, g-gosh you're thick
just realised how grim life must be as a canadian lads, imagine having absolutely no connection to your anglo roots and being so thoroughly americanised that you'll play their sports over the sports of the rest of the Commonwealth
this is the post
Would rather be Somalian than Canadian truthfully.
even the boers are more anglo than canadians, honestly just sad
>day four australia are 2018 for 3
big strong top order here lads
4/3 (2018ov)
Slow game 2bh.
ah yes the 2000s scoreboards
imagine being australian and knowing that the first international cricket match in history was played between Canada and the USA, and as a result, for the rest of its history, cricket will always be known as the quintessential North American sporting event.
>4 overs, 3 wickets, 2018 runs for a bowler
hmm
Just knocked off a hard days yakka lad, gonna whip of the hard yakkas and cop a whiff of that hard yakka cock
lot of wides there haha
yeah I go on r/cricket too
the Amir Show
perhaps you should go back
Nice try but it's a hit and a miss
That insult isn't even close to accurate. If you're going to insult cricket you should get your facts right.
what exactly is this amir show meme?
Your board would be nothing without virile Canadian intellect
Yes, it is
*Checks flag* Yah, I bet you did wish you were Somalian
Feel bad for the Boer then
Must be playing NZ
Yes
Why?
Mom must be bowling
here let me spoonfeed you that one
*feeds you poo*
Pretty sure rules 1,2 and 3 apply to dumb leafs lads wtf
Canadian truthMIRV just detonated lads, estimated to have had a combined payload of several megatons.
Need more mullets in cricket.
>mom
another nail in the leaf coffin
honestly hope they become a republic soon lads
why /rug/ will always be superior
Fucked enough women in Canada for them to have a pretty competitive cricket league in the future. Almost every single one of them said canadian "men" were dicklets, they crave BSAustralasian cock.
stop eating animal products
Hit intolerance for six lads.
they're also crazy for american lawyers
>Australasian
Cant even say New Zealand. Sad!
I KNOW WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT
THEY WANT BATISTA VS TRIPLE H IN THE MAIN EVENT AT WRESTLEMANIA
might take the finasteride pill
>Australasian
fucks wrong with you
>using wikipedia on Yea Forums
seems someone's swallowed the seppill
who can honestly stop the /ANZAC/ shit posting alliance? every thread we step into we derail
Just watched Top 10 Best Unorthodox Shots in Cricket History | Best Cricket Shots on youtube. Think my tune might be changing. Didnt realize you batted in the middle of a round field
Thats how you know we are brothers. Customs, conventions and commandments may separate us, but our shit talking is blood
hoc
hoc sucks the cock of big dick cric
LIDL COC HOC
>we
>us
>our
wew
Bancroft has booked a ticket to the Ashes I think lads
>poocrapft
>ever playing for australia again
he upset a lot of boomers with that Gilchrist interview
hope that isn't held against him
what'd he say
does he actually watch cricket at her house? haha what a loser, post the webm so we can make fun of them
can't remember the details but it was a big "tell-all" thing where he didn't really take responsibility and suggested the pressure he was experiencing forced him to do it. had a few weird lines like "I would do it again" or something to that effect. Think they felt he was throwing Warner under the bus as well, even though he only confirmed what everyone suspected (and Warner definitely deserves it)
They played it on fox during the first lunch break of the boxing day test so every boomer in the country saw it, got mad and vented online
FUCK CRIC, YOU FAT COCKSUCKING HINDU FAGGOTS
Bit racist and homophobic mate
>/wl/ runs multiple generals
based
give me an update on our good friend Jared straffo
or whatever his name is
is /cric/ not for straight white men?
At the end he does admit, "Fuck baseball. Cricket is the shit." Shan't be posting it again though. Janny said no in the last thread.
Is that a rhetorical question?
StraffGOD has been tweeting about a variety of highly relevant events lately.
sauce
/hoc/ runs /cric/
Runs it into the ground
bit going on here
/hoc/ runs /cric/s big dic up it's arse
HUGE COCK /HOC/
micro dick /cric/
autoshiggy?
/cric/ is alright
BIG DIC CRIC
SMALL COC HOC
Seems like a bit of sun stroke or possibly just general retardation on behalf of being shitskins that play a lazier form of boreball is going on here
hi is this /hoc/?
you lads ever stepped back from this site and realised how based /cric/ and /hoc/ are? We have fuck all sporting action to talk about yet we both run Yea Forums with our autistic same shit posts every fucking day. We have nothing to do but to regurgitate the same shit. based.
whats up virgins lmao
yeah...uhh....based
Based. I’m actually in love with an Australian , but I don’t believe she likes the cricket
say goodbye to your test levels
where's she from? does she know you love her?
>we both run Yea Forums
don't leech onto us autoshiggy
Sydney or Melbourne I think? And I don’t think so
>he's too scared to push back against the jannys
/hoc/oward
Bancroft has scored 52 runs from 85 balls. Is that good? I'm legitimately trying to understand this game.
i'm in love with her too
On par
He's a cheat and you're a coward. All you need to understand.
We should buy this and shove it up /hoc/s ass
G'day mates
lets throw another shrimp on the barbie
>sydney or melbourne
so she's a lesbian or chinese
While humor me this, we might just be related
>implying /hoc/ needs to push back against the jannys.
Imagine posting from the off-shore islands of Australia
cric a dick dicky
throw another choir boy on the barbie desu
That party was so boring, a cricket game broke out!
yuck!!!!
well first you need to understand what format of cricket is being played
then you need to look at his average in that particular format to see if hes performing below or above it
then depending on the format you need to look at his strike rate. to calculate this you divide the number of runs by the number of runs scored then you times that by 100
for example Bancrofts strike rate is 52/85 = .61 * 100 = 61 strike rate
a strike rate measures the rate at which a batsman has scored. A high strike rate is risky and not worth the effort to produce in test matches that have large amounts of time to bat. Conversely the less overs you have to bat the more important strike rate becomes
in a test match it is more about the amount of runs rather than the speed so balls are largely ignored
so how does drinking work with cricket? is it a full bender for the entire match?
Imagine posting from big india
I said a cric, hoc, the cricky,
the cricky, to the cric cric-hoc, and you don't stop the hoc
>le half century and out
Yeah usually snort a finasteride pill and drink a bottle of vodka every day. It's the zachy diet
Yes. I understand. Observing Bancroft's batting, his average, his strike rate, taking into account the format of cricket and comparing his average, runs, and strike rate, I would say that he is out.
/croc/
I know a guy from nz who’s diet is mainly pills and vodka but he’s not called zachy. Starting to think it’s just all of you. Anyways, good night and I love you :). Say it back
Pretty passive aggressive desu
>replying to fatguts
goon before noon
thinkin cricket is for me
Sounds mildly based. Are there any drinking games to go along with the cricket?
one before ten or ten after one
>replying to smeggo
the game is called 'drink alcohol while watching cricket'
ten after one?
Sounds gay. Is there any way to get a reluctant girl to take off her clothes doing that?
1,2,3 ffs lads
make her wear an indian cricket jersey she'll take it off right away
Both
i'm sorry for getting you autosaged /cric/
gtfo leaf
no you're not
GO AWAY AUSTRALIA!!
youtu.be
What the devil is this?
I love /cric/, I love cricket, I am the modern cock sucking homosexual.
unfunny leaf
unoriginal leaf
unwanted leaf
A female commentator. Is this common in cricket?
A hypnotizingly weird game
yes we are progressive
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
everyone involved in cricket has a vagina
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
think we've got a leaf sebbo on our hands here lads
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
we have a newly formed peace treaty. I must ask you to cease all Dangerfield posting at once, or you may risk disturbing the peace
Hello /cric/ too many filtered posts again. What happened?
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!
coming to terms now
When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."
just sorting it out atm m8
I tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills." He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
I can’t see North American posts because of the ⊞Anonymous∨ glitch. What did they do?
Might learn Punjabi and migrate to Canada tttt
I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get.
Hey leaf. When they say you're filtered just remember to change your name to something snippy like RENT FREE. Here's a meme explaining the process.
thanks for the honesty lad
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I must return to my homeland.
I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."
what other thread would have their very own stand up night
thats right none
based /cric/ does it again
Gonna have to get the rake out.
Heh he managed to contain himself for three hours.
yeah. hoc is too classy. we have poetry night
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."
source: jokes4us.com
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
>All these filtered posts
I bet there’s at least one 6 panel cringe.
My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
imagine giving a shadow(you) to someone you've filtered kek
Sebbo is so fat that he can Shadow(You) in real life
Suck my dick, commie
im actually reading these in Dangerfields voice
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
imagine being a fat neet janitor on Yea Forums that pretends to be a lawyer
GOT MY DEGREE UH
MUMMY BUCKET KICKY UH
I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.
based
I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Dark times for /cric/
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Really interested in the FromSoftware game lads
This is honestly based.
Is Australia more likely to win the 2nd odi or the 3rd?
Whichever one is Finchless
reckon we came out of that /croc/ on top tttt
it's a 5 match series iirc
none then
pathetic thread
whats for dinner
>lost rights.
>on top.
see ya next month
>finally bookmarked the reddit streams page
>closes down a few weeks later
now what?
I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
>none then
Was expecting this haha
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!"
h-haha
;_;
Australia needed a token fat man after Watson retired.
A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
already had Khawaja
the sebbo’s lunch Taco Bell challenge.....undefeated in 900 attempts
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?" I said, "Surprise me." He showed me a naked picture of my wife.
source: jokes4us.com
got one of yours over here
fuck this I'm going to /nrl/
Good night /cric/. I hope you get some respect.
Fuck off nightshit
HEY, YOU HERE LAD?
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LMAO LADS XD
INTERNET FRIENDS XDXD
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LADS CHECK IT OUT
I'M AT X LADS AMA, MY LADS
LADS LTD XDXD
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YOU LADS ARE MY M8S LADS
CHECK OUT MY DIN DIN LAD HAHA
LMAO LAD GREAT LE BANTZ XDXD
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let me tell you im excited for this opportunity and want to prove myself to be a valuable cric member
go team engerland
bit going on here
come back. it was a falseflag
*glasses you*
think Finland is culturally closer to Afghanistan
go Rashid Khan!
non-commonwealth /hoc/ refugees unwelcome
>0 engerland posters in the entire thread
how? im not a fan of /cric/ anymore.
im coming back
>go team engerland
membership revoked.
this is someone with no friends
it's josh so that goes without saying
get outside for a while m8
that's not how this works sweetie
an incel made this post
when's the next testicle match
Marsh is already back
cumGOD
*farts*
GOTTEM
GONE
FUCK OFF
GET OFF THE PITCH
BACK TO TAMIL NAIDU YOU CUNT
oh hey there's some cricket on neat pity it's nearly FUCKING BEDTIME REEE
not sure if he's a Tamil mate
Big Strong WAGODs
Why? You already lost
Jadhav boasting a fivehead of zachy proportions
Pissrat out cheap
holy shit the Australian kit is hideous. how do you look at it
It's my birthday this year
Happy birthday mate
or literally chad . Yea Forums is a pretty worthy of being mocked
i want the old green ones
saffas can get fucked tbqhwy lad
It's not my birthday yet
Yeah but just in case I don't get to tell you on the day
>having a birthday every year
seems greedy tttt
Thanks mate
Happy birthday to you too
Kinda think I legitimately have the autism lads
CUMMGOD
do you think something is going to happen to you
just don't go to the doctor. what you don't know can't hurt right?
>no one fought to save richo in /croc/
based
because sometimes I feel like something is going to happen to me
too busy demanding they take fatguts tbf
The guy's confirmed to be a janny so I don't see why anyone should.
I wish you'd disappear into fat air.
>today started off with discussing bowel movements
>ended with /croc/
Honestly? Based
Richo has made his bed and now he must lie in it as a Jets fan
what's the Tucson hockey team called?
Roadrunners
maxwell on world cup watch
Court Callers
>getting out to maxwell's bowling
Wait is there cricket on?
Big Show Ltd
Not till the 8th lad.
What's up with /cric/'s obsession with Tucson?
Oh
*Goes back to playing The Sims*
Virat looking psychologically exhausted
>this many people at the game on a Tuesday
iNEETdia
shall be watching this to fall asleep to tonight
digits and stoinTON
Yeah I don't browse here every day for one
You don't see many fat Indians 2bh
Reckon they diarrhea everything out before the fat can be absorbed
they have a predisposition to heart disease so they die quicker if their diet is bad
Anyone feel like the Australian cricket team and particularly players such as Zampa Stoinis and Cummins have adopted extremely Reddit sensibilities
Richardson, Zampa, and Stoinis all post here.
Richardson's brother is a bigfooty regular so I honestly wouldn't be surprised
>monkey noises
The Chad Indian screeching like a monkey
The Virgin Australian cheering
ah yes holly darling that is quite a lovely smelly one, mmm yes i can taste that one
:[
Business idea: Zampa gets a haircut
>grig is on
>/cric/ is dead
Lel Everytime
:'(
D:
V:
>implying Cricket is not a religion in India
Trying to think of a meme name for Zampa lads please help
bit going on here
Grandpa
gotta go nie nies m8
besides, I exclusively watch ICC ranked #2 Black Caps test cricket.
Sandpa
>lyon popping his collars again
he's such a fucking LOSER
I bet he loves jetskis and Jim beam
Man abandoned his kids.
pure coward.
GONE
GOT HIM
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE BLEACHERS
Why he so upset that plum lbw got called? Does he think he's taller or something?
kek based
Kids abandoned due to thottery
me? waiting for zachary to wake up
>adam off-road camper
Nice stadium tttt
hot cross buns for dinner lads
Twinka
Zampa serving up some serious meat pies
remember when Australia almost beat India with Richardson, stanlake and siddle
For me it's chilling with based blabla
his gf lives near me, comes off as a complete bitch from the little I've seen of her
Found zachy lads. Must be on another finasteride bender.
Stream lad?
>no trolltabs open
>no filtered posts
>no meme food in the background
really, really wasted opportunity m8
off for a run lads
hoping my shins aren't going to explode
Why is fatguts so lame lads
he's an American trying to emulate anglo humour, doomed to fail
>monkey noises
The Kohli Show
KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI
wouldn't mind a wicket right about now 2bh pham
I'm not here to impress a boomer in his mid 30s
feel like the Australian team would share this sentiment
>mid-30s
Try late-30s mate. And your job is to entertain me, not impress me.
StoinLORD looking very ethnic and muscular today
>King Kohli
>5 ft 9 in (1.75 m)
Oh no no no no no no no
wog getting curried here
zampa getting btfo
Met another new man today. He's a sheep shearer. Such a cute smile.
Why have you forgotten me
moew
Got sheared today lads
Hnnnnnnnnnnngggg
Buys your entire continent.
goodnight my /cric/ brothers
...
not Zampa's best effort
Make zampa the captain and he might step up his performance
just want to end it all lads
god I'm horny
don't think the fin is working lads
zampGOD
the king will be next
>Time for MS Dhoni
OH GOD NO
GONE GOTTEM BACK TO THE LENTIL FACTORY AND REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR HANDS YOU CUNT
Absolute STATE of this team
>poohni
meant king dhoni lol
LMAO
ON YA BIKE
Not a single Indian post today. Find this lack of diversity very disturbing.
Lot of leaf flags today and most of them are Indian but they reject cricket to fit in which is sad
Sad stuff indeed
SAVED
Hlw
B A S E D
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>ABC: "Poor captiancy by the Finch, why he replace the Zampa when he took the two wickets in one over???" They need 10 out of Maxwell and Stoinis and with the left-hander in, Maxwell is a good option. He'll bring Zampa back when five men are out.
what would Australia do without his high IQ captaincy
Cheat I suspect
preferred the reggae sebbo song
Mitchy J looks like an Indian lol
how was your Shrove Tuesday /cric/? You did commemorate Shrove Tuesday right?
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rate gf lads
what is it about risk-taking motorbike riding that appeals to the Indian consumer?
seem to go through gfs quite quickly mate
>wog""""god""""
BASED Kohli
I imagine motorbikes are very common in India given the population density
Yes they are
they just like then because they're cheap
Also this
she's all I post
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Making the new thread now lads
She cute
how do >we lose this
bowled out
post her feet and penis
Think 270 is a good total at this pitch
:D
yeah >we won't chase it
Is Stratford a good place to live?
is Stratford related to Wattle Glen?
>Shami and Kuldeep have scored more than Dhoni and Sharma
Sad stuff
shall be unironically attending ash wednesday tomorrow although I am an anglican and not ebin catholic like the majority of Yea Forums
as a legitimate Catholic, I hate the Catholic LARPing /pol/ does
Anglican is ok. It's mainly those protestant churches that were founded in the USA that are shit.
I'm also a Catholic haha
250 would be chasable if this team wasn't pure shit
cannot believe our PM subscribes to that stuff. utter disgrace
how about 250 kek
The Zampa Show
Defendable
Every Christian is a legitimate risk of committing sexual acts against children. A pedophile, if caught, is 7 times more likely to be christian than otherwise despite only being 20% of the Australian population.
the European ones are jokes too, but yeah the American evangelicals are something else. what annoys me is how substanceless they all are, there's no theological concepts or traditions there, they just listen to shitty rock music and yell out shit about Jesus. Scientology is a more robust religion.
the Anglican Church is as close to Catholicism as you get with the Protestant Churches though since it split for political reasons. I was raised to hate them since I've got Northern Irish parents, but yeah there's nothing outright wrong about the church
based Indian lad
might post this on /pol/ reckon it'd cause a stir
>based Indian lad
How did you know this?
inb4 The Big Oil Rig carries the auscunts to victory.
because you're the only other Catholic on /cric/, you ask this every time lad
God I miss this jersey
really depends on your diocese and individual church. some are happy-clappy and quite pozzed (i.e. brisbane has allowed a transexual priest) whereas others are quite set in high church and fundamentalist tradition (sydney does not allow female priests etc). any catholic will find the more traditional anglican parishes and specific servives themselves very similar to a catholic mass (ie the liturgy used is extremely similar)
tipping the Oil Rig to make 250 by himself
Bro...you are very gd boy.
MaxGOD to score a muscular 50
Who's in for the early morning Hungry Jacks ram raid when the Aussies lose?
Someones gotta bash the indian cunts who work there.
>sydney does not allow female priests
I thought that the anglican church allowed female priests
seems weird for this kind of schism within the church
my local HJs is full of wog girls
each regional division of the church is allowed the create its own rules and standards (with the exception of nationalised standards for stuff around mandatory reporting of pedo shit etc) the whole church is lead by the archbishop of Canterbury however he is said to be "first among equals" and has actual say in how churches choose to run themselves. in one city you will find very liberal anglican parishes and some parishes which would be considered more traditional than a lot of catholic churches. which one you go to is up to you (i attend the sung eucharist of a relatively contemporary anglican church in brisbane. i find the services themselves to be very faithful to older liturgy but the church community itself to be young and vibrant- a happy medium for me)
*no actual say
the church I used to go to has a priest that defended george pell at the hearing because he was there at the time
the only indians that work fast food near me is at dominos
Really love this 'City Diaries' segment they have on Star Sports.
my based sebbo meme thread lasted 10 hours yesterday lads
catholics need to cut their loses and stop defending all the pedo shit. its fucked up but they need to first admit that it is a serious problem and has been for hundreds of years
sounds like a good system. Very English
fully expect Pell to get off on appeal
I'm by no means an expert but I studied Evidence Law last semester at uni and there's so much shit that comes up in alleged child sex offences from decades ago that means that you need to have essentially a waterproof case to reasonably land a conviction. I reckon the jury went in already thinking he was guilty just because he was a Catholic priest.
you mean at the church when Pell was posted there?
no one defends paedophillia mate, it's considered a heinous sin
no, the priest at my church was like an assistant or some shit at pell's church when that incident in 1995 happened
yeah, I have heard that the evidence given was kinda dodgy regarding how quickly it happened etc, but he is still guilty of covering up other priests so fuck him
First trial ended with a hung jury
I agree it seems very suspect. I wonder if there are details they're withholding from publishing, maybe because they relate to the victim's privacy
Sitting here watching this onslaught of poo ads is suffering. Fuck you CA
idk lad I don't think there was ever any suppression orders made
also Pell's lawyer isn't handling the appeal because he was so fucking riled at the decision that he said he can no longer act impartially
youtube.com
new archiekino out lads
The case of known pedophile John Mountford always stuck with me. The church and the school he worked at actively aided and abetted his fleeing the country.
"The inquiry heard former Adelaide archbishop Ian George visited Mountford at a southern suburbs house shortly before he flew out of Adelaide Airport."
adelaidenow.com.au
"CONCERNS were raised about the conduct of disgraced priest John Mountford before he was hired by St Peter's College in 1990"
adelaidenow.com.au
they were told he was a pedo before he was even employed
He was found in Thailand (do you need a bigger red flag) and extradited 10 years later. An obvious recidivist, the church actively bullied and coerced his victims using the courts and their incalculable wealth, patiently waiting as many of his victims committed suicide or succumbed to mental illness. As above all charges were dropped and no evidence was tendered, bit unusual no? Of course he felt that the need to leave the country ASAP was necessary, for reasons...
He then turned up in Libya where he was "teaching" little kids again. Thankfully he was stabbed to death in short order.
abc.net.au
bishop-accountability.org
100% he will, the judiciary is as bent as the Catholics. The old boys club will always side with themselves.
>kids complaining about getting free sex
hate this meme
the High Court is mostly Anglican lad
Fuck up Josh
Finch trying to play some crossbat shit already
tipping an elite 12 from Finch
Not suggesting there's a suppression order, although clearly there is because the victim can't be identified right? Just wonder if there's something to do with his credibility or some facts of his involvement that can't be divulged
the man is literally cooked against bumrahpe he's got no clue
yeah grim over that
hoping he doesn't go to the world cup
you now remember Steve Smith
the most retarded cricketer ever
it's not the 1600s m8, the reformation isn't a big talking-point and you're making the mistake of thinking these people are in anyway pious. It's money and power
old farts like them still cling to those kinds of ideas
why are pajeets so wholesome?
Christianity is the OG virtue signal. Happy for religious freedoms but shouldn't one of the largest landholders and wealth hoarders be paying tax? Especially when the whole concept of them not paying tax was to create a buffer between them and politics. Something that they've wholly ignored?
ok rape u next week
tipping finch to make 50
t. Straffo
will Aaron Finch....dare i say it.....score 100 lads?
New?
who are you calling new you fucking freshie
new ball after 80 overs m8
>14 (26)
is this a test?
hoping Finch gets out soon just so he doesn't go to the World Cup
>to create a buffer between them and politics
Why do non-Americans think this applies to their country?
my wc xi:
Warner
Harris
Koala
Smith
Maxwell
Wade
Stoinis
Cummins
Starc
Zampa
Lyon
fuck finch
any team without T.Paine is not for me
>Harris
>Wade
>Zampa and Lyon
>Harris
brainlet
who's captain
it WILL be elite
wade
yikes
stop posting
baseds\
t. timmy
BASED
Australia will NOT be winning this match
STOP FUCKING SCORING YOU FAT SHIT
GET OUT SO THEY DROP YOU
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based based posters