Heem

Notice Francis is on the curb. Schaub absolutely MOGS him on an even surface.

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Just shave it. I know that's a meme but if it's really as bad as Hendricks' then you need to cut your losses

Lawler tapped

patrick kearney
william bonin
dominick cruz
randy kraft

no difference.

I’m not sure it qualifies as a hairline at that point homeboy

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Like all of us, Joe and Brendan forgot about DC/Lewis

>Hendricks and his wife Christina[75] have four children: Abri, Adli, Avin, and Rigg.
jesus

What's this guy's name?

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imagine deliberately taking down ben askren

Schaub = raspy

Wtf was Rogan doing an Alex Jones impression there?

steepee machichi

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proud immigrant champion (told to me by Modelo) you fr*aking racist

steep miotich

Imagine how mad boxing fans will be when Joe and Brendan start doing boxing fight companions.
Sleepay Miocic

That’s fucking Stiopic

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Does dana really believe that DC is the best HW ever?

Why aren't there any good black wmma fighters?

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He and Joe B are the only good guys from TAM

Hello from the Askren side
dailymotion.com/video/x3rt53d

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31st for Tony has autism

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Crikey what a thread for numbers

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>he planned it all along

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the only person who can beat kahbib

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Jesus fuck that is satisfying to watch, wrestlefuckers BTFO

>fake tits
decent question though

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steeple meoldchurch

except not because robbie lost

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More Schaub kino
youtu.be/bSiOKkBeK8U
youtu.be/bSiOKkBeK8U

Could've been stopped and no one would've bitched about it.

As often is the case, if you don't stop it and the other fighter wins, you have a case for saying "see, this is why it shouldn't have been stopped".

However, virtually the same can be said about the ACTUAL stoppage of the fight. Herb Dean is the worst fucking ref out there by a large margin.

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they're behind bars

Can Joe go 24 hours without mentioning black penis?

>Brendan "I have no issue with Dana White" Schaub

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Robbie knew he fucked up by trying to be a bad ass instead of fighting intelligently

This looks literally like CM Punk vs Gall, only if the ref was paid off and gave it to Punk.

>not tapology

based

Basically what you're saying is Robbie wasn't given the chance to be a warrior.

>"Whoever suggested Conor x Cowboy as a co-main even should have their mouth pissed in."

Literally busted out laughing. Hell of a call back by Schaub. Growing everyday as a comic. Definitely had to end the podcast on that note.

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>"whoever made that matchup as a main event deserves to have their mouth pissed in."
The only funny thing Bingo Skabo has said.

Agreed my man, Askren went limp atleast twice and ate 14 unanswered shots. It's entertaining as fuck to watch him constantly panic wrestle and eat shots to get position, but as soon as that chin is gone so is he

Robbie tapped

this man with 2 steaks and a iv bag would expose Khabib so hard

Yikes. That’s a joke a fourth grader could formulate on the spot

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>/eternal/
Lawler
>/myboy/
Whittaker
>/lowkeyB/
Adesanya
>/wgaf/
Dern
>/lowkeyantiB/
Dillashaw
>/antiboy/
Deron Winn
>/seethe/
Black Beast

list yours

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juiced middleweight beats lw, amazing

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There are only four categories faggot

1. Eternal boy

2. Old school boy

3. Lowkeyboy

4. Current boy

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Which would you rather be
>elite striker, unheemable chin, garbage grappling and jiu jitsu
>elite striker, garbage chin, elite grappling with poor jiu jitsu

Why?

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the game dun changed gramps take your old slow ass back to bed

Based reddit police

he's a fat WW who's never failed a test the prototype fatelum if you will

I'm already elite in all areas so this dumb hypothetical is akin to asking me whether I'd rather be armless or legless (like spammy)

Weidman
Wanderlei Silva
Kevin Lee
Walker

Indeed.

He's not gonna get far in the UFC like that desu. Robbie's way past his prime and he did a number on him. Unless they give him a straight title shot to Usman, I imagine he'll get clipped eventually.

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Guys, who is the people’s champ in the UFC?

youtu.be/V4-fBRkyxJw
The Gracie’s say that Herb literally saved Lawlers life. I would like an apology.

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Matt Hughes
Don Frye
Johnny Walker
Gastelum

Problematic list tbqh

>does nothing for 1462 seconds

>walks through usman

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I can't go back in time and change my eternal boy or I would

hello

all i have to say is fuck ben askren

t. lawler fan

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Which fighter's retarded baby is this?

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You’re saying the train has left the station?

harambes

>explodes out of nowhere and ends your entire genetic lineage in thirty milliseconds

What did he mean by this?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Schaub

>other names: the sting

>Schaub says that while he is not a "religious" man, he attends Bible study

I need to get a shirt like that with my name on it

>still loses the fight

How does a rematch between Max and Conor go at 155? I think the feints kill Conor's counter game and he wilts in R3 or 4 due to the pace of Max.

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He is youtu.be/PwklwihMVnw

Dern

god is a hunnerd percent my man b

I can’t wait for him to unify his championship.

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What are some fighters that allegedly have the hearts of African apex predators but who spent most of their last fight curled in a ball commenting on how hard their opponent was hitting them?

big if true

These guys are Schaub’s grappling coaches. I have no doubts about the veracity of the their claims.

his timing is something else

how long until Joanna and Mike Adriano link up?

>i'll eat yo ass.jpg

thoughts on schaub's brother?

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I actually dont want to see Joanna naked

>dat uppercut parry
my fuggin dick

>that hairline

must be his older brother huh

was this the man that gave schaub his first sexual experience at the tender age of 9

>Mike Adriano
kino

Everyone says Jay has a HUGE hog on him

her body is pretty feminine when she's not cutting to 115

why not? she got a phatty
a new scene with Lisa Ann just dropped today. I think she looks weird now but she still a PAWG

>jerking off to plastic 50 year olds

>Lisa Ann
too leathery for me

Smith objectively won the story of the fight

youtu.be/wCc7xP_Pzsc
youtu.be/wCc7xP_Pzsc
R8 my oc

FER SHURE

cringe

I dare anyone to find a pic of Colby Covington where his escort has a nice face

I haven't yet, dunno if I want to or if I should just cherish the old scenes. her face looks unnatural now

twitter.com/FilthyTomLawlor/status/843925033521102848

Reminder: Dana let Robbie juice and he still couldnt take out the funkster

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>wake up tony, it's all over.

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understandable. he's been getting some great young talent though

jynx used to be cute

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*chews loudly*

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Hold towel
Lose fight
Get belt
Move up, poke eyes, get belt
Duck opponents

Yup. Thats the goat for you.

>lies

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BEEF

his videos with jessie rodgers were great

>whores are known for their faces

CamSoda is the GOAT mma organization

yeah she's got an insane ass and is pretty. she's got a terrible case of bolt-ons unfortunately. definitely done in some back-alley in Rio

don't let him into australia when he tries to flee the usa because salvadorians are street fighting him

based and eaglepilled
heeminder reddit ferguson won his """belt""" off of kevin pee lmao

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UFC could easily solve all their fighter pay issues with a tipping system

Blacks>whites>mexicans>asians
Any questions?

what happened

does it make you sad knowing you're beneath all of those?

USADA can't even email the right fighter and we're supposed to believe they're keeping the sport clean

and khabib won his of raging al
>lightweight should be dropped again

USADA is a fucking mistake

her ass isnt natty either. she should have had the first doctor do the tits

he was winning the fight though

the chav cunt probably gonna get smashed by masvidal

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Al vs conor ia thw fight to make

Ragin' Al beat Kevin Pee TWICE, and Khabib followed up that victory by defeating Canor MacGraigor who was the previous champion

damn really? how do you know? that's really disappointing if true

thawlts on Mia Malkova's ass? definitely not real right?

>Badr Hari shirt
Pretty based desu

Herb has gotten worse and worse. I remember Yves Lavigne would wait until maximum brain damage or the fighter released his bowels before he would stop the fight.

It makes too much sense to happen

PPV commentary team: Schaub, Rogan, Eddie

ESPN commentary: Chael, Ariel, Cormier

Don't care how unprofessional it would sound, I would love it

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conor is a can now

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sophia leone
jynx maze
kelsi monroe
dunno who's on the right. ava addams?

this, wouldn't be the first

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Why would I be ranked? I'm not a fighter.

>conors gonna fight a wrestler

umm no sweetie you mightve noticed he only fights well against striking manlets he has cut baby status on

JUSTvidal

>that hairline
LOL. Till gonna smash this boomer

Holloway is a true entertainer

mike adriano is a notorious food waster

>doubting punished Masvidal
lmao

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you saying he doesn't eat enough ass?

jessie doesn't have ass implants she had superficial liposculpture done. she must have blown all of her money on drugs because the breast job is abysmal

Then he cant be a drawlr anymore. Not in LW anyway.
If he beats cowboy, whod be next? Kevin lee is the only other guy he can beat.

smashed that chav cunt good.

>notorious food waster
What do you mean by that? Like, he throws away extra food or is this some degenerate slang?

kevin lee would smash him. all wrestling all day. dumb big left hand doesnt work against wrestlers who wrestle and dont just get into a boxing match

Conor should fight Aldo or Frankie Edgar at lightweight.

Actually it’s Mexicans>blacks>Asians>whitoids

>Mickey Gall (5-2 MMA, 4-2 UFC), who said he passed out during his weight cut for UFC 235, then went out and was dominated by Diego Sanchez (29-11 MMA, 18-11 UFC) and lost by second-round TKO, has to be cleared by a doctor before he even can train again, let alone fight. A doctor must give him renal (kidney) clearance before he can get back to work, according to the medical suspensions handed down by the Nevada State Athletic Commission.
F

who was in the wrong, Yan or Munhoz?

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>[Mike Adriano] doesn't eat enough ass
could not be further from the truth

edgar and aldo are the only fights conor can win

Conor still beats him his game plan (except the tds) still would work on Max

>muh weight cut was why i lost waaaaaaah
ty based diego for flushing this turd

kelsi monroes butthole is aesthetic

>posting sponsor shorts masvidal as a representation of the guy

he said he is exited to fight Till because he hopes Till stands within range so he can actually hit him. That aint happening rofl. Basically the same as the Wonderboy fight where he got his ass beat

gotcha. yeah, her tit job is fucked up. grosses me out every time I see it. legit bolt-ons. all these girls should go to Japanese doctors to get their shit done, those dudes know what the fuck they're doing. exhibit A: Anri Okita
I'm not sure what "food waster" means then

Where do islanders, mutts, and m*slims fit into all of this?

Based Pyeter Yan

Rough take my guy

>porn talk

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>suck my balls
based manlet

Lee is a terrible match up for are are you kidding? A cutbabby wrestler who is bigger than Conor?

You can’t use ABC logic here cazzie. Unironically Barboza and Iaquinta are both better fights for Conor.

you trying to tell me zoomers don't watch porn? are you asexual or something?

he puts cupcakes and other food items in women's buttholes

>he doesn't skip past the ass eating
go play your nintendo switch while I get your girl airtight

>representation of the guy

I had a stroke mid sentence sorry

Either Conor puts him out early or Max takes him to deep waters and suffocates him with pressure. Diaz was gassed out too in the 170 second fight. That sorta gave Conrad a break and he was able to rally in the 4th after Diaz tried to finish him.

Max won't tire. We'll see how he holds up at 155 against Poirier, but it's a tough call.

There's a middle ground for this kind of shit and Herb either stops it early (Lawler is the most recent example) or too late (Weidman literally taking 300 fucking unanswered shots on the third for a full minute and letting him continue into the 4th).

He's a moron.

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exactly

But could he do it for 5 rounds?

what type of porn do you think joe watches

blacked.com unironically

still a close fight, I’m not convinced that Conor lost it — he just never had the ability to beat someone like Khabib

interracial for sure. huge dicks are a top priority for him

2 guys 1 guy

You're talking about the Rockhold/Weidman fight right? Yea he needs to find a balance.

>what kind of porn does a white guy with black stepchildren watch?

Gee, I wonder...

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porn talk makes me feel like a boomer
he's admitted to watching interracial cuckold porn so it's safe to say that's one of his go-tos.

I am almost positive that he has talked about tis on the podcast before, don’t remember what he said.

If I had to guess it would probably be interracial (unironically).

He has only admitted to watching Blacked stuff but im sure he has other tastes, hes only ever mentioned cuck stuff tho.

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What kind of porn does Eddie Bravo watch?

Islanders>Blacks>Natives>Whites=>Mutts>Muslims>Asians

Whens joe gonna tell me what ben shapiro thinks about this???

Skip to this part of the askren podcast with rogan and he denies Sandy Hook happening. based

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top 3 p4p performers

Mike Adriano (if you're into anal)
Dredd (if you wanna see a bitch get impaled)
Jordy (if you're a degenerate with incest fantasies)

do we all agree?

Bullshit

Oh shit
youtube.com/watch?v=Uxacwdd9vS0

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“I just started to pray. I was just hoping that it wouldn’t go down like that. I had flashbacks of the Matt Hamill fight and I was just thinking, oh my goodness, please, tell me this isn’t going down like this. I was just looking at Anthony and I felt like we locked eyes at one moment and I kind of gave him one of these, like, ‘you’re alright, get your a** up’ [laughs]. Sure enough, he showed the heart of a lion

Just How dumb is smith

If I had to guess... I'd say straight bimbo looking bitches with toned stomachs and obvious implants.

He's looking for girls that look like strippers. He doesn't focus on the man at all, unlike Joe who is more focused on the penis than anything else in the scene.

joe probably just appreciates the penis aesthetic

how about your top 3 p4p performers in FIGHTING (the topic of this thread) and not PORN (which is for degenerates)

>he thinks we're joking
can't recall who the 2 broads were but he had them on JRE talking about a whole bunch of retarded shit. they get the subject of porn and joe basically admits he watches it but saying that he doesn't in an incredibly sarcastic manner. keep in mind his wife literally used to fuck blacks and has a mixed child which rogan raises as his own

Schaub likes fake taxi driver type stuff

Really who doesnt. I cant watch porn if a dick is bent downwards

t. cracker

Jones
DC
Cejudo

That guy always fucks hot girls when he pulls the cab into a private area.

he did it at ww so why not

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what are the best cejudo fights in your opinion?

youtu.be/GezkCeOCoys
1:24:55

Joe B, Reis, DJ, TJ

fuck i love tyson but i hate this fat cunt

but watching stoned tyson sounds fun

>UFC president Dana White heaps praise on Daniel Cormier, who he believes shouldn’t retire any time soon while calling him the ‘greatest’ heavyweight of all time.
Why?

yeah he's admitted it on the podcast before.

BLACKED RAW

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>Implying Max is not an infinitely harder fight than a .5 record mexiCAN
Max Holloway is an entirely different beast than Nate Diaz. He can stance switch, kick, work the body, move his head, and feint much better than Nate ever could.

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You know he has a half black step daughter with his wife aswell right?

youtube.com/watch?v=GezkCeOCoys

Its in this podcast im trying to find the proper time stamp for you. its painful

holy shit 15 episodes i didnt know this existed

Agreed, and the poor fella probably thinks it's real.

scroll up ya goof

you're so funny user

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...

BASED AS FUCK

>except for Lee

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he was watching cuckold porn for research

that was posted while I was looking

He likes him because they have the same physique, it's kinda like that thing where they say people look like their pets

Indeed, it's gotten to the point where a friend of mine and I just roll our eyes whenever Herb is involved in an important fight.

>He was also the ref in the Jones fight

This. I don't get why people compare Holloway / Ferguson to the Diaz bros. Besides the cardio (and even there they have them beat), they're not the same in any way whatsoever.

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I remember the last porn scene I watched. It was about a year ago, the scene was older, but it was Mike Adriano and Gigi Rivera. Gigi was wearing some schoolgirl outfit and doing the "I'm legal but you know teehee". Well, the scene starts and Mike starts eating her ass. And keeps eating it. I specifically remember Gigi looking at him like "Umm, are you just going to do that all day?" And it got me thinking what was even the driving force behind that MUCH ass eating. It was then with my dick in my hand that I had an epiphany: Porn had been infiltrated by faggots and they had to trick themselves into thinking they're fucking a man to stay hard. That's why they're all so obsessed with anal and ass eating and petites with no tits. They're a bunch of gays closing their eyes and thinking of Bruce. If you think I'm off base, look for the "blooper" scenes with Chris Strokes where he gets soft while fucking pussies and needs to jerk it at the end of a double bj scenes. Top it off, he actually did gay porn. Long story short, eating ass is a gay act.

His wife is jewish. Jessica Schimmel, born to jewish comedian Robert Schimmel.

you should have refreshed first

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He said he watched two vids, who gives a hoot.

Let's take it a step further, eating pussy is also a gay act.

Nate unironically kills Max

>7 inch reach advantage
>bigger
>way better 1-2
>better boxing
>better bjj

Had everything typed out, solved captcha, though id find it quick, took minutes, had to help my grandma, did the captcha then saw.

people are brainlets, i once saw a guy say thiago santos was the LHW ngannou

well didn't chris strokes and danny D do gay porn before?

3 men in a booth doesn't work, everyone talks over each other, somebody's ego gets chapped for not getting enough mic time

Shaub & Eddie yes Rogan no
Chael & Ariel yes DC no

they currently do 3 for a ppv

Robbie fags are done copeing right? riiight?

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why does he wear the white glove?

I wouldn't disagree with that
Yes and august ames killed herself after being bullied for not wanting to fuck a former gay porn actor. Thats literally how you get AIDs

>white glove
I'm not sure what you're referring to

nah the diaz bros are both great volume punchers but max is the gold standard for volume at boxing range in mma rn

nate's 1-2 is obviously longer but it's not half as sharp the diaz brothers both telegraph a lot of shots

max's footwork is honestly the real difference tho m8

>way better 1-2
>better boxing
Wrong. Nate throws his 1 2 with the same timing damn near everytime and doesn't mix it up. He doesn't feint the 1 then throw the 2 or fake a 2 and step in with a stance switch to bang the body. He doesn't feint ever in fact. His hands consist of throwing the 1-2 and hopping his opponent gets tired (Max obviously won't) He doesn't move his head anywhere near as often as he should. Nate's footwork is also absolutely atrocious and he can't cut the cage off to save his life.
>better bjj
Sure, but his wrestling is ass and he can't take Max down.
>bigger
Skill>Size, not that Nate's size does much for him. He is still pillow fisted as fuck. Nate isn't even that much bigger than Max, Nate is skinnyfat at 155, Max is shredded at 145.
>7 inch reach advantage
Nate's had a reach advantage over Conor, Josh, RDA, and Benson and they all whooped his ass. Max has good kicks so all he has to do is stay on his bike to keep his back off the fence, kick Nate's legs to slow him down and then box him up with bodywork and feints. There is a reason why Max is a champion and Nate has 11 losses.

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Only read the first and last sentence but seems like a based post

Who wins at 170 Max or Nate?

I think every 145er whos legit has to fight 170 Nate as a boss fight

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he wears a white glove sometimes during his scenes. Oh nevermind they are gape gloves. Just read that on a porn dvd forum.

Max everytime easily as well.

for me, it's japanese and brazilian lesbians

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incorrect

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>Ariel

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nate gets the finish

max gets the decision

>brazilian lesbians
pretty based
>japanese
Are you sure you're not a pedo m8?

If you really stop and think about it, all sex is gay. The true purpose of heterosexuality is reproduction. Hedonistic, meaningless sex is the domain of degenerate gays. A real straight man abstains from sex and impregnates his wife via IVF.

Explain to me why not?

oh you're kidding

yeah and they fucking suck

pre-cia joe and goldie is the kino booth team

nah being gay is when u take hedonism so far u have to shove shit in ur ass too get off

there's levels to this shit bro

why does Askren look like hes melting

please do not use my boy for your shitposts

why would watching adult japanese women passionately kissing each other be equated to pedophilia? also who is your favorite fighter?

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>hand slips off his head and hits the ground then he immediately rests on his knuckles

Yeah for sure B totally out

they got into during the press conference?

Post your content if hes your boy bitch, how many webms you got?

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looks like you just answered his question :)

not that dude but i was watching a video recommended on youtube
i think it was elliot hulse but i'm not sure
said something like eating pussy is inherently submissive and women respect men who do it less than gay men so yeah some meatheads unironically believe this i guess

>adult japanese "women"
Jee I dunno you tell me why watching bony androgynous "women" who look like children isn't?

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you missed it? jon delivered possibly one of the most vicious and uncalled for cheapshot pushes in the history of faceoffs, nearly killed gus.

youtube.com/watch?v=5nr5ipP0b_0
Did I miss the discussion about this? Dana says Lawler/Askren II is happening

longest guy he's fought was Aldo and he was getting hit by big shots in the first even T-city was landing on him
Max isn't going to over come a reach disadvantage like that and it's not like he can just spam leg kicks because he never even uses them

>Conor, Josh, RDA, and Benson
are all longer then Max...

>Tfw I invented a popular /heem/ exclusive meme and it’s my biggest accomplishment

just Dana seething as usual

>tfw secretly am In negotiation to buy the /heem/ trademark and take this brand to new heights

only cost 5 mil, what a steal

Lawler taps again

wtf I'll never lick pussy hole again now

I don't know what to say to you bud. they look like very distinct from children. I would suggest you seek help. Allah bless.

have you ever boxed before m8? you can make up seven inches with footwork and timing pretty easily especially when someone has punches that are as telegraphed as much as BJJMEME skinny fat lanklet nate diaz

The fuck, cunt? They've got titties and the camera angles always make their booties look bigger than they are. Little faggot.

no one in this thread can make me tap

>tfw you forget your heem

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i crush watermelons

yeah I need to cut down on that

It wouldn't matter
t. paul harris

based and sand-niggerpilled

It's my go to thing usually

INTELLIGENTLY
DEFENDING

Conor is but it was so long ago and the majority of the fight was grappling

>Born: May 9, 1972 (age 46 years), Easton, PA

lol

you just have to time it right demasculated canadia friend

>oh what's this, a place where men put their penis? Why, yes ma'am I'll lick it clean for you
*SLEEEEEURP SLEEEEURP

>reach is the only thing that matters
Lel. Benson, Josh, RDA only have 1 to 2 inches on Max and still dominated Nate on the feet.
>he can just spam leg kicks because he never even uses them
Watch Max's fights with Pettis, Lamas, and Stephens. He throws leg kicks when it suits him and it definitely suits him against Nate. Conor never threw leg kicks until the rematch with Nate and he still lit him up with them.
If a guy with basic ass stand up like Bendo can drop him after faking a body shot, Max could do the same easily at a much higher level. By curiosity have you ever actually trained?

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so you won't fap to her due to her age?

holy fuck what a shit ref

>this man has never achieved an orgasm with a woman in his life

based

faggot beta

>needing to mouth a cock warmer to make her legs quake
dicklet detected

based Big Dan wants definitive finishes

>what did he mean by this verbal diarrhea

pussy lickers BTFO

why did you use ">"? It wasn't necessary for your post.

>t. rugburnt penises

he's saying you need a large penis to make a woman orgasm

nate is my boy and imo he’s consistently underrated but i agree with this

>being this new

since when did pussy eating get so controversial? Is it because of hpv?

>caring about her experience
LOOOOOOOOOL GET A LOAD OF THIS FUCKING SIMP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>inb4 someone claims 9 inches is average penis size

>Is it because of hpv?
this is why I only eat ass

>20 unanswered non-defended head strikes on the ground

can you (((anik))) fans defend this

>Tfw attractive enough to get fatties, feminists, and other autistic girls to like me, can fuck them but wouldn’t ever bring home a fat girl to my parents of fucking course
>Tfw not attractive or tall enough to get normal girls to like me

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Which WMMA fighter have cutest feet? Pics required

Asking for a friend

absolutely based

>shoving ur dick furiously in and out of a dry hole frustrated as at why it feels like shit

>she isn't wet from the prospect of accepting your seed
Zero chance you're physically impressive.

licking piss and blood holes only became normal with degenerate porn

men dont do that. get a role model and stop thinking propaganda is good.

>The same people who say eating pussy is gay jerk off to traps and lick asshole

just let that sink in for a second

you are preaching to the choir, pussies are for getting fucked in my book

you know it'd be much easier to larp if you go back

>same people who say eating pussy is gay jerk off to traps and lick asshole
gonna need a source on that, roastbeeflicker

>the only way to get a girl is wet is eating her out
I'm not against eating pussy, but if she ain't wet from the kissing/sucking you off, you are probably a pretty schluby looking dude

jerking off to traps isn't necessarily gay though

>so pathetic your girl can't get off without the slicky licky

>n-n-no I don't need to eat her out to please her, I just enjoy it

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so you have never done it before

*heems you

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are the feminists hot?

Nope, not a cock holster slurping beta cuck

>imagine being such a repressed homosexual the thought of laying a tongue on a vagina is physically repulsive to you

yea but what about the smell

dana will insist askren actually beat lawler without refball and askren will use that as an excuse to never show us his CM punk impression again

>"i would have beat everyone but dana hates me im persecuted wahhhhh im the best did you see all those 900th ranked asians i btfo wahhhhhh hodge trophy 9th runner up in beijing wahhhhh"

Based.

>b-but women like it!
Women also enjoy turning otherwise healthy men into henpecked losers.

>aww is babby gonna get sick?

You didn't think of the smell, you bitch!

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Ortega and Lawler were both robbed of the change to be warriors

>please everyone leave my beta tendancies alone

i bet you suck feet too you faggot

>lmao kissing girls is literally gay
>penises were in her mouth at some point in time

you know there's shit on every dollar bill you touch right?

and c-c-c-cocaine

Robbie tapped
cunnilingus is gay

>optional vs mandatory

youre gay and a beta, its fine, its normal now, conor loves gay betas like you

Sometimes if I have swamp ass and nobody's looking, I wipe my ass with the dollar bills in my wallet. I think about that every time I buy something

Guys, this fag kisses girls!

There is shit on everything. Please lets not go down this road.

that's homosexual behavior

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Marty vs Askren is next and Colby enters the Bellator WW Grand Prix as an alternate replacing Jon Fitch who gadooshes his neck again. Look into it

you're in the UFC light heavy weight fight against jon "bones" jones
the glitz and the lights hit you as you walk out
you sit there and then the music starts, it's jonny bones walk out song
the ref asks you if you understand the rules and the fight starts
Jones slinks towards like Anderson Spider Silva
You stand there in awe, terrified, not knowing that to do
he drags you to the canvas by your ankle, still squating
he extends his neck over to you and you feel a little tickle
he whispers to you "are you ready, pussy?"
you feel your shorts start to come down
the whole arena starts yelling "TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT"
your eyes start to tear up as you feel his 11" BBC ripping into your tender butt
there's a bit of sweat but not enough, you hear a pop
you lay there on the floor, the whole arena laughing at you, blood and poop everywhere
Bruce Buffer's voice booms, "Winner by Total BBC, and STIIIIILLLLLL"
You are crying so hard that you're choking
"JON BONES JONES"

>hard to really make that point when including Gordan Ryan though.
>Steroid abuse or not he's still a legit prodigy of the sport and nigh unbeatable.

Got beaten by pena and vini
youtube.com/watch?v=AvZ_DH2rFzE

I was sleeping

>this fag lets girls kiss him

if she was actually attracted to you she'd submit to your will it's in the nature of a woman

ive got all three of his webms from the ufc as well as the DWTNC plus him stripping the one you posted and his head movement pre cirnukov fight

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Imagine being the pathetic semen sponge that wrote this.

Never ask a girl if you can kiss them. They will be instantly turned off.

usman is a wristlet. wristlets are better fighters.

>tfw your friends start talking about sex and you have nothing to contribute
It’s at this point I start Heeming people

>letting a girl slobber the pre digested dna of every man she's ever been with all over your mouth

absolute faggot

oh wow people dont go unbeaten in grappling who wouldve thought

decent hookers are cheaper than you think friend

So what am I supposed to do then? Find a virgin?

>advocating sexual assault

yikes

It's gay to talk about sex with other men.

I am a supreme gentlemen. That is beneath me.

i'm just trying to make a sarcastic point to the "eating pussy is gay" fags which i think you might be one of if you actually bought that

How is so jacked? I thought wristlets were destined to be thin and onions.

>not being the only man she's ever been with
Take the Pat Barry route

You live in a basement covered with outdated madtv magazines loathing on others like a sad little person. Stay Funky.

Your nose is so huge you can suck up oxygen from others.

Small and whiny like a child who broke his toy time to grow up Colby.

Dana was betting on Robbie for the W but lost just like his pick that night. Hold the L, Dana. You got nothing else.

boom

roasted

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Rampage is a legend, you really want to go down that road?

>optional vs mandatory

your points of no merit

better than the weirdo who set their standards too high

perfect digits for me to tell you rose was sexually abused as a child so you're wrong on both accounts

based

anyone that thinks conor vs cowboy should be PPV main event should fucking die

Wow you can't even say S 0 Y on this board. How cucked is Yea Forums?

he dry humped that female reporter

youtube.com/watch?v=QJdYPw3Ehtg

It's like pottery.

it's time to take the tinderpill and roll the dice

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what's more inherently mandatory about kissing than eating pussy sir?

I dont know don't ask me!!

it's an improvement over the few months where it was every other word in every thread

Now that I see their respective presence, side by side, I can confirm that prime Schaub heems Ngannou

i think you might just like pre digested semen in your mouth guy

I think they just say eating pussy is beta

can anyone argue that the current meta of ufc (colby, marty, askren etc and new upcommers like johnny walker, stylebender, sugar sean) is entertaining as fuck? I feel like just a year ago it seems stale with mcgoobs tarnishing his legacy and now we have the best timeline

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It would have been another shitty, pussified ESPN era stoppage and rightfully controversial. What's even more retarded is Ben won the fucking fight and proved it would have been wrong and STILL you think it would have been a good stoppage. Kill yourselves.

fuck off nufag

the argument is that it's equivalent to sucking the dick of every guy she's ever been with so i'm just curious how kissing is different

Unironically go for the redditor bald with beard look

It’s aesthetic enough to carry you through your forties at least

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I wonder what Zoomer FC will be like

you seem pretty revved, my guy. Go eat a cum retainer and calm down

Fact: even the simpsons joked about it when they named the cat.

matt groening is a reptilian time traveler, he stole the tech from the greys

lmao looks like u got me

that's the quick wit i'd expect from a heemtard

In that case all men who are with women who weren't virgins are part gay

What is the deal with Rockhold? Will he be good again?

just calling out logical inconsistencies my man

probably not his chin may very well be permanently deleted

well if Santos and Smif can be top 5 LHWs then he should be able to aswell, unless his chin is destroyed

based

at eating pussy? Who knows he may be able to make a comeback

>chinlet
>punchlet
>turbo brainlet

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You're mad disingenuous with the comparison. When bitches start brushing their pussies twice a day I'll consider a change of standards.

he probably licked too much pussy hole and it contributed to deleting his chin

what do you think tampons are

>this nigga literally thinks girls don't clean their vagina

you've never been in a relationship huh?

Santos unironically heems him. He's had the same holes in his standup for years, and his chin is more shot than ever

>getting heemed by bisping
Sad!

well,yea

his chin received a fatal dose of radiation

>tampons are vaginal toothbrushes
what do you think they are?

lmao holy shit the homosexual repression is more real than i thought

a thing that catches blood and shed flesh during a period of time where I'm DEFINITELY not eating it
>average woman's dental hygiene = average woman's pussy hygiene

is it gay to talk about half naked sweaty men fighting? asking for a friend

Yeah you can lol watch onions
Idiot

There is literally nothing gay about having sex with another man.

redpilled

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most women clean their pussies, but you will come across a smelly one and it's no picnic

pussy has self cleaning mechanisms unless ur bitch eats too much sugar

also idk about u but the women i'm with shower everyday

fuck this shit makes me paranoid

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The crazy thing is, you aren't wrong.

you're gay

nah youre a beta who voluntarily licks pussy

Unironically a good shoutfor a fight. I'd say Tony takes it personally. Weight should be very similar in-cage, maybe Tony would even be heavier?

>tf
>tp
checks out, good one leaf

I also watch South Park and Family Guy

Usman is super boring to watch. Black Covington basically

>your mouth doesn't have self cleaning mechanisms
yeah, and I bet they brush their teeth twice a day.

>what is social norms?

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don't real men have jobs that would require them to be doing something other other than posting on an islamic goat herding forum in the middle of the day

my dick didn’t even budge — sorry lad but I only like guys with fake tits

I agree but I want to see them fight

how could Colby have fared against the Tyron we saw Saturday?

not to be too reactionary but what he did against dos anjos is similar to what usman did

dont know if he has the size or power to make woodley fear strikes though

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I enjoy MMA and MMA related media

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>not an argument

Smelly pussy gets progressively less enjoyable the uglier the girl is.

I would eat a 10/10’s fishy muff for hours. If you don’t have that animalistic instinct then you’re actually a fairy boy twerp.

what's more inherently mandatory about kissing than eating pussy sir?
social norms

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So practically a better version of Colby

>Smelly pussy gets progressively less enjoyable the uglier the girl is.
You're kind right, but even a 10/10 with a fishy pussy isn't very pleasant.

lmao sorry still not an argument try again

>calling out gus
love my lhw boy
twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1102769533960491008

why isnt it?

i don't wanna see gus get flatlined

Holy fuck that is a fight right there. Sink or swim, Walker, no handholding.

>be pathetic loser
>never get pussy
>i-i-i didn't want it anyway, haha...
fags

>he doesn't know how logic works

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win win, Swedes love getting degraded

Cody is based. Fought like a warrior

>doesn’t want to sniff Taylor Swift’s sardines
I bet you kiss your dad on the lips too

dread it, run from it, walker will be doing something goofy over his corpse in 5 weeks regardless

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Pedro is more based. And he lost to Dodson. So yikes.

>almost loses UFC debut to a highlight reel slam plus ground and pound from old Robbie Lawler

would have been so bad for him ...but a pretty dank timeline for memes

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JW will round 1-KO that swedish cuck

is Johnny Walker black enough to beat Gus?

beta faggot

>cant argue
>n-no u-ur wrong

amerifat from reddit

yea no thanks I'm good

they will do No Dad vs Dodson next, I can feel it

>the confused abbo got loose again boys we're gonna need the tranquilizers

he's trying to say that there is no difference between a vagina and a mouth, kinda like saying men are just featherless bipeds.

Gus has literally never lost to anyone but an american nog

based chicken bro

the audacity of a brainlet to talk about logic and have none

he's never beat anybody good.

the axiom is the exact same

Why don't we have good boxers? So weird..

He beat the two greatest light-heavyweights of all time

>seething

I thought he was the one to finally beat Jones, but I guess not. I guess Jones will still dominate for the next few years.

jones came straight off a fucking bender in peak self-sabotage mode and beat him

why get so defensive about being a fag who licks piss holes?

if theres nothing wrong with it then everyone will dismiss the criticism

wrong

>obvious troll is obvious

what is your main argument here

JUST

>spending any more effort outlining a basic premise thats been outlined numerous times already

no thanks

ill let the alphas continue to lick piss holes

>he thinks you lick the piss hole

jfc this man has never seen a vagina in his life

actually gay

Walker should fight Corey Anderson

You ever fart and the fart kinda wafts up and under your balls. Yeah, women fart, too

Baginas are icky icky

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you don't lick the urethra

well at least they don't take disgusting shits like we do

What makes the urethra any different than a kiss, goy?

im #1 jbj fan, and i think this guy beats him

proof of this claim?

>he doesn't know

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EWWWWWW YOU GUYS LICK VAGINAS? SICK DUDE

search brazilian fart porn

I hope she never washes it.

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Too smelly. Not for me.

>the logic keeps getting more and more incoherent

guys seriously this abbo needs to be contained before something seriously bad happens

WHERES THE BETA NOW

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not an argument ugly

>he wouldnt lick megans pusy

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oh god the abbo is getting excited this is a code FUCKING RED

everyone be aware you are in danger of this wild animal

I'm not attracted to lesbians

I'd tongue punch her fart box. Just saying!

it would be a counter argument first of all but that's unnecessary when the initial logic is incoherent

khabib vs barbosa is the only fight that made me uncomfortable. Not in the way brutal heems do. bib v barb was uncomfortable because I could imagine myself in barbosa's place. getting smothered and smashed by khabib.

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preach it brother

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>is this the abbo that said it was gay to eat pussy?

really pertubs my peas

great thread, appreciate yall being a part of it

what's more inherently wrong about kissing than licking uretha sir?

This destroys nerds who think bjj = judo

>It is believed that the popularity of those strategies was the reason why Kodokan changed its competitive ruleset, restricting ground fighting and entries in 1925 and replacing draws for decision victories or yusei-gachi in 1929.[4] Jigoro Kano was reportedly unsatisfied with kosen rules, and was quoted in 1926 as believing that kosen judo contributed to create judokas more proficient at winning sport matches at the cost of being less skilled at self-defense.[8] Despite his posture, the kosen movement continued on, having barely changed its rules through all its story.

The founder of Judo was against the judo that looked like BJJ

...

use this one i guess

>as we approached, the abbo seemed to be genuinely delirious
>thank god the tranquilizers worked so fast on his tiny brain

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every time

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man youre such a fucking retard i hope your parents got a normal non aspie kid to at least make it worth having you

I'm Australian/English. Whiter than white.

lmao absolutely seething

thats a yes.

dont be jealous of your normal sibling, be proud someone made it

stay mad bro

glad i could brighten your day

see you in the next one

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nah keep crying when you have to goto family functions and remember why youre such a fucking spas

don't talk about yourself like that little abbo life will get better some day

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Hi /Heem/, Is That What You Call Yourselves

aspie loser child cant hack reality. better go watch 9 hours of wrestling while your parents work to bring you home tendies.

>posting at 3:30 in the afternoon

yeah wow that's the sign of a self sufficient and well socially adjusted member of society

its called being a landlord you little germ. stop wasting your families money and go get a job

if i was being honest bro you kinda seem like a sociopath you may unironically need professional help

there's plenty of ways to make passive income it doesn't mean that you have a revenue stream from any of them

honestly thatd be a normal reaction from an aspie who doesnt like someone telling him to get a job and stop leeching

gib real estate

>the man who thinks you lick the urethra to pleasure a woman thinks he knows anything about anything

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Lmfao he's so much shorter than her

She ugly as fuc

the abo is just against it because his incestuous tribe forced him to eat his sisters dry beef jerky as a coming of age ritual so he has permanent ptsd, now he is a full grown living off the land dole bludger shitposting his pussy hate on a brazillian monkey soup forum

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Now this is art

S 0 I B OI

Second one. You will have the most entertaing fights. If you choose the first you will just get submitted all the time