/hoc/

i can tell that /hoc/ really needs the playoffs to start

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>you will never help Bulju with his bandages

>the female nurses had quite a smile on their faces when they took buljus pants off
cant blame them

>PissShitTime

HOLY FUCKING YUM

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If this schedule meme starts catching on anything like that faggot ice procents meme, some of you are going to endure a horrible death at my hands.

I think this counts as guro.

Thoughts on vegetarianism?

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getting restless in here

One day americunts will realize that female hockey broadcasters are worthless, and the only women that should be at the rink are Russian hockey wives.

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Read for McMeme to heem Dameme

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home made onion rings any good.

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eat my /ring/ memes, Nonny

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posts like this are what makes it keep going.

1.Pittsburgh
2.Rangers
3.Washington
4.Tampa bay
5.Carolina
6.Boston
7. Toronto
8. Buffalo

1.Detroit
2.Nashville
3.Chicago
4.Vancouver
5.Calgary
6.Sanjose
7.Anahiem
8.Kings

Thoughts?

>every thread every reply is just greentexting whoever got scored on/eliminated/injured/suspended

Can't wait

getting sick of mcmeme desu, guy is sulking like a little bitch this season. trade him for dahlin and eichel.

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Already forcing the unfunny onions rings nonmeme? Pathetic.

>u wil b

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There are so many hot ruskies out there but you only ever post the ayylmaos.
Why.

Mcmeme for Kesler, Perry, and Getzlaf

>this is a ten in canada

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>the urinal of Pissmonton

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DRAISAITL

wtf is that her cooter

>sabers

you leaf faggot, you HNIC cunts started this female broadcaster fuckery

Big fan of multi-cam desu

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sure is.

Man that entry

why don't girls wear panties?

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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EICHEL

Have an hour to kill so I’m getting a beer and onion rings and thingken about making them play our game

I missed this one

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>oilels

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wow. look at sharkies alpha presence. he's so cool

based user bringing back the hockey-related dicussion

why is the golden knights mascot a fucking lizard?

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Why is the Winnipeg Jets mascot a moose? Makes sense for the Manitoba Moose but not the Winnipeg Jets

>tfw can't see the flames' mascot without picturing mctavish yanking out the tongue

/hoc/ is a Terminator free zone

Just ordered a Switch, thanks for the advice, guys. Is the online worth it?

Where's the Flyer's mascot?

that is her panties

That's his mom. In the Kotkaniemi household, panties are optional.

nope

it's really cheap ($20 for a year i think) but not unless you play games that use it

Holy fuck grandma

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>ayyy lmaos
Sorry you've been brainwashed by the american media to think beauty is a fat dyke with green hair.

Also for every "average" russian female on instagram there are 100 russian "fashion/makeup" "models". It's easier to find sluts than normal girls. But you know what? I'm not ashamed to say i'm attracted to the Russian bimbos. The heart wants what it wants and at the end of the day they are more womanly than the average north american woman. Pic related here are some "average" russian girls just for you my friend.

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"When Bettman took over, league-wide revenues were about US$400-million. Projected revenues for the 2018-19 campaign are US$4.54-billion."
theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/revenue-rules-and-realignment-gary-bettman-marks-25-years-as-nhl-commissioner/article37813632/
we still havent caught apehoop

broadcasting rights for all the major leagues are worth so much now and EA ends up paying all these leagues big money every year to use their players and logos.

cute feet

based

Probably pissed off like "8 more years of this shit"

But to be fair the Oilers have a shitload of draft picks the next 3 years according to cap friendly. Surely they can't fuck it up THIS time, right?

that's not a moose it's one of their ice girls

What is wrong with the Oilers? they have a consistent 100 point guy and can't even approach the playoffs.

Is it their 2nd and 3rd line?

>poo... oilers

>But you know what? I'm not ashamed to say i'm attracted to the Russian bimbos.
>The heart wants what it wants and at the end of the day they are more womanly than the average north american woman.
Spoken like a true 15-year-old.

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that was pre gritty

Cassie Campbell is the only female that gets a pass. Everyone else is just eye candy. I like Cassie.

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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all of these guys harbor an intense resentment towards Gritty

Shit blue line and autistic second and third line.

sauce

The Gila Lizard is the official lizard of the state of Nevada.

Why the hell is the Bolt's mascot a Bee? Bees dont' even ahve anything to do with water?

And BUZZ doesn't sound anything like a lighting bolt

>im and ugly

tropical foliage and lawn... Russian?

>because of the buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Cause mascots are for stupid little kids, stupid

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There are some retards out there who call a firefly a "lightning bug."

>we'll never see McDavid accomplish anything until after he leaves the Oilers

Laughing so hard

i would unironically prefer to listen to a female commentator over craig simpson.

That old gal on HNIC is pretty good, actually. She's a lot better than most of the men.

>Lightning bug
for me it's calling them Peeni Wallies

>he doesn't call them blinky butts

If you are above the age of 16, you should kys. Video games are for children.

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>he doesn't like finnish classics like ES soup
youtube.com/watch?v=Se5v-Ym9j8c

goaltending is disappointing too

they should alter her voice to sound like a younger bob cole

most of the color guys were 4th line grinders or career backups. its not like they were anything special when they played in the nhl.

but calbot is elite

For me, it's the Matthews - McDavid - Keller line of the 2026 Arizona Coyotes.

Think you mean Christine Simpson and yeah I agree. But she's a legit old time reporter. Tune in to any given sunbelt broadcast and you will find some random thot interviewing players just because muh diversity.

FIREFLY WON'T YOU SHINE YOUR LIGHT

here are the 2019 mascots
based gritty looks like hes about to eat the head of stormy the pig

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I've been summoned

They'll be relocated to Houston by then though. Also McDavid is coming home to >us

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can't believe you still post that shit you little twat

Currie has been a good story.
>Undrafted
>Came up through the ranks
>QMJHL->ECHL->AHL
>26 years old now and just got his shot in the NHL
>7gp-2g-2a.

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girls appear to be from Portugal, not Moscow
>sauce is made from French Dressing

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who was the Flyer mascot before Gritty? What did they do to him?

thoughts on chris gayle?

t. curiously gay

Gramma dont play no games

for me, it's saying the scientific name

>africanus criminalus

nice trick to get a (you) from me

pretty sure they didnt have one before

i can smell this image

>all 5 players in that one area
>someone's still open right in the middle of them

who has the more frozen pizza name. giordano, or ristolainen?

NHL mascots are so shit.

Some are too scary looking for kids
Others don't even match their team's name
They all have to have some shitty quirk like the Duck's duck wearing a hocky mask, or the long tongue
There's 2 fucking lions!
They didn't even fucking take a picture with Al the octopus anywhere

giordano sounds a lot like that giuseppe guy

He's not a bee you tard. He's a "lightning bug" aka firefly

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Oilers are losing again!!!

Poo Jay's fan unironically cheering for buffalo for retribution. Fuck them oilers

I agree. I don't mind having women around if they're legit and can do the job like Simpson. Gary's turning it into a circus though with these skanks and NHLN is just a waste of time now

WONT YOU SHINE YOUR LIGHT

>blue jays fan
>USA ISP

Apparently they had one in 1976 and he mysteriously went missing

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youtu.be/UbcbsmeRYC8

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What the fuck is the Senators mascot?

>Gritty pre-Disco Era
I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF BEST POST OF THE DAY

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The Toronto Maple Leafs is Canadas team.

that's in las vegas though

bulju had his hip replacement surgery today. pay respects to his career :(

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hope we get a sequel lads

youtube.com/watch?v=Uk8GGV1Mfog

a Lion, cause royalty of something stupid
>ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING THE GAME???

a retarded lion

A lion on meth

>Mayor Jenny Durkan@MayorJenny
>Thank you to local artist Michael Dupille for creating this beautiful glass hockey stick in support of our new @NHLSeattle_ team - and the (clear) best name for the new team: the KRAKEN.

SOON

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Leafs beat Flames by at least 5 tonight.

would be a decent name desu

Eichel proving why he should have been drafted #1 overall.

Are they going with the kraken?

cap wouldn't allow it

that's pretty neat.

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>seattle sports
what is dead may never die

i wonder if mcmeme is an alcoholic.
>always sick
>looks like cricket
>moody attitude
>game regressing

>a good first period

you know what this means, sabres bros. prepare you alcohol.

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Bonino also sounds like a pizza name

hes gonna weasel his way onto the leafs and win a couple cups

No fucking idea. We are supposed to find out by Summer after the season ticket holders get to vote in an unofficial poll

that stick looks like a boomerang made by a 5 year old with down syndrome.

How is Ottawa even going to make the cap floor next season?

>check score
>suddenly 3-1 sabres

EDMONGOLIA *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

>mfw tentacle porn

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kraken is such a terrible name

fuck Canada
fuck >laffs
fuck jannies
fuck anime
fuck shootouts

Wew, also what a meme way to choose

>sports
>in seattle
youtu.be/XigdA6kiLcE?t=75

oh please let it happen garry. i want this seethe

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gross, what even is that color

>the team gets named the Kraken
>they hire Mike Futa as GM

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>sharks

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seattle dude weed lmao

Please let this happen for the tentacled memes

and fuck finns

caroline cameron looking cute today

based

Seattle Dank Chronic

THIS is clearly the best Franchise idea

Kraken is a stupid idea
someone should slap the Mayor hard enough to bruise her kids

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those are /beav/ colors lad. watch your tone

Should Matthews request a trade if Toronto can't win a playoff round this year?

They'll go with a multi word name eg
Mighty Ducks
Golden Knights
Then they can shorten it to a single word later on, and maximize the marketing and merchandizing revenue accordingly. It's part of Gary's gangsta thievery. So Kraken is out, unless they're the fucking MAGIC KRAKEN or FEARLESS KRAKEN or some bullshit

Remember when Redditmonton unironically trades Taylor Hall for Adam Larsson?

yes. in this league everybody demands to be traded to the superteam the second they face a bit of adversity.

Hall was an out of control coke-head. He had little value.

reminds me of another sport

>ted's dead

Is this her?
I swear to god, if this average-looking bitch is the woman that half of /hoc/ has been cumming in their pants over this whole fucking time, I'm going to lose every last shred of respect that I had for this place.

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that would work really well with Evergreens

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the leafs are going to win the cup this year.

dude looks like a lady

it seems like its mainly 1 canuck fan who is obsessed with her

her shoulders are wider than Johnnie Manlet's

i keep saying she looks like an uglier tina fey

The Vegas Golden Knights are /hoc/‘s team AND canada’s team

False. Toronto is the capital of Canada and hockey.

She's based. She is a tennis expert, but she got promoted to hockey on account of Jackie Redmond getting fired for fucking Josh Donaldson.

rude

More like capital of deez nuts.

mcmeme looking depressed

Fuck /hoc/, fuck Vegas, AND fuck Canada

mostly fuck Canada though

You know, 'GREENS would probably fit the Seattle environmentalist soiboi faggotry, so you may be on to something there

I wanna hurt someone

based and rakepilled

imagine knowing this

I like em young

not based and forever faggotpilled

Toronto is not Canada. Simple as.

FUCK FINLAND

Whoa, /hoc/ synapse in use. I was thinking that 20 minutes ago and boom, there was this post.

good for him. hopefully he gets a brain transplant too because his I.Q is fucking trash

yeah but her feet

>bulju threw out his hips because he trains too hard and doesn't lift the weights properly
based retard

...

666 games
666 penalty minutes
game winning goals against the devils.
Is he satan incarnate?

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based for all eternity

>she's not even a fucking hockey expert
This shit story just keeps getting grimmer and grimmer.

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It's more like Detroit with less fires.

>RELEASE THE KRAKEN LOL XD
I hate Seattle already

she gives doug maclean a handie under the desk while the commercials are playing.

The Maple Leafs have 13 cups. Soon to be 14. How many does your team have?

>yeah but her feet
SHE'S
SITTING
BEHIND
A
DESK

she's so cute

Good post. Yes he is.

at least it's not seattle >a fucking fish

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seething and cucked XD

>bulju has been playing with TWO bad hips
>next season he will outpace McDavid

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sometimes you can see them when they pan in on the desk.

I've seen >my team win 1 cup. How many have you seen the Leafs win?

If she got implants I bet their ratings would skyrocket

who was that fat retard in a helmet standing next to rob ray?

lol there's no good answer to that

>he doesn't get the plain jane fetish.
shame

no she's perfect exactly the way she is

friendly reminder that some of you will die without ever having seen your team win a cup

>Blob ray

>13 Cups

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>Vegass

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stay mad my bootyblasted friend

/pol/

>Edmonton leaving the door open so the bufflel D might stumble in and get beat up
based

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No, >my team has a Cup.
The Maple Leafs have 13 Cups*.

fuck you it's what i like

?

These are the kinds of anons who would fall in love with a 32-year-old single mom if she just winked at them from across the yard at a barbecue.

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preexpansion don't count

>(you)

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Edmonton is a garbage franchise with garbage fans. They’re not even good enough for relocation or relegation, just burn the whole fucking franchise to the ground. The world would be a better place for it.

Just went to /cric/. Called them a bunch of donkeys

gonna spin the wheel on which top prospect edmongolia will ruin this draft

if you go to cantpuck gamethreads during intermissions that user always posts that hes going to go beat off to her now. hes really obsessed with plainjane.

Exactly >my point, friend.
Hence the asterisk.

Your mom wanted you to know dinner is ready.

>he still thinks and acknowledges /cr*c/
Go there and stay there

Since >my team is on the east coast, I guess I just don't end up in Canucks gamthreads often enough to have noticed.

I just wanna know is the playoffs starts next month?

well done
proud of (You)

looks like you called one of ours a donkey lad.

most people here know the tsn thots are way better looking that the laffsnet thots anyway.

>delay of game benuldy
dummy

>I just wanna know is the playoffs starts next month?
You bet.
Why do you ask?

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Ask Your Mother

For me, it was Kate Beirness

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God edmonton is fucking garbage

the absolute state of edmongolian powerplay

(including perpetrator)

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>having respect for /hoc/
Well there's your first mistake. I only have respect for select posters of /hoc/

I really enjoy Jennifer Botterill too. NCAA was way different back then compared to now but Jennifer is the only player in collegiate women's hockey history to win league MVP twice and her pro numbers in the CWHL were at or above Jayna Hefford's throughout both their careers even though jennifer played on a comparably weaker team.

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>chunky cheeks
>vaguely-orange """tan"""
>worryingly-sized calves
>Hillary Clinton ankles
>eyebrows plucked within an inch of their life
g r i m
Glad she doesn't work for >my team.

you moron, it would be

The more you seethe the stronger I get lad.
Shall be rooting for /hoc/‘s based golden knights this post season.

Shes aged bud, looks like sun burnt salami

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I bet one of them's me. :^)

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got /cric/ autosaged lads

big if true

With a pic like that, how could it not be?

even a girl like tessa bonhomme at least played dykepuck. laffsnet women analysts are all journalists with barely any knowledge on hockey.

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Thats why I said was

got a bear to shit in the woods lads

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her forehead is the size of a centerice scoreboard

I hate her voice so much.

I already know bracketcuck respects me because he let me fuck his wife.

>he doesn't dip his pizza in ranch sauce

>he actually thinks I'm seething

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That just looks like a dude in a wig at that point.
At least pick a photogenic dykepuck player.

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fair enough then, nothing better then whacking off to the past

Untrue, but if you bring another equally or greater attractive girl into the mix we can discuss it.

he was a fuckin cowboy

>he thinks I’ll believe he’s not
Don’t worry lad, you’ll get over it :^)

did that girls face run into a door or something?

imagine gleefully gloating about your fat wife cucking you.

also lads, why does /cric/ always get autosaged?

ngl I've beat off to Jennifer Hedger on sportscentre a couple times before

because they're supposed to be in

kek she looks like drop dead fred when he got his head smashed in the fridge

mirin my own dubs while haters cry xD

shes not bad looking for her age.

I miss kippers

Thanks fren. If you ever need to talk about how the SCF left you with more ptsd than the shooting did, I'm here for you :)

i don't miss kippers at all

>suddenly remember arguing with some user like two years ago about how threesome / foursome shit is long-term cancer for your relationship
>he kept insisting that it wasn't because it was going just fine for him thus far
>now I know who it was
Might have to send you down to the minors for that one.

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>ptsd from a hockey game
>the absolute state of zoomer /hoc/

anytime there is a thread about trannys posted in Yea Forums he "returns"

yikes

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Shut up K*****s

No problem fren, I’m actually fine because vegas is based but thanks for your concern my falseflagging caps m8 :)

hey that's my shtick

Well atleast you know you not gay and instead just bi

she's always race baiting in /heem/ and /box/ during events.

>these two pro and anti vegas fags embarrassing themselves
shut the fuck up lads
go knights

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not saying she is perfect but shes not bad looking for a 40+ year old with kids.

>vegas still triggering anons even after they lost in the scf
How the fuck do they do it lads?

Taylor Hall is probably shitfaced right now

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canucks are the only team with superior broadcast slags prove me wrong

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>but shes not bad looking for a 40+ year old with kids.
Yes. Yes she is.

I think /hoc/ is learning tonight that Canadians can't see through make-up.

he would probably bully most anons people here. dont think he would be a fun person to drink with.

Cayley Mercer. too bad shenzhen missed the playoffs, she is fun to watch

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she looks like Bulju, if she stuck her toungue out half these bisecksual /hoc/ neets wouldn't know what to do with themselves

typical incels desu

What kind of beans are best? Black beans?

Go caps

to be fair I'd probably bully most anons here too

based

But we already have Jenna Puljujarvi's social media pictures.

I dont member arguing with you
I mean it still is and still will be. You just gotta do it right m8

for me, its megan olivi

pretty sure monahan snorts cocaine off johnny manlets butthole

Ask one of the many Hispanics that infest your nation. First place you should check is your wife's bedroom.

31 teams is NOT ENOUGH

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thinking bout dem beans

canadian women are better than american women

i hope okposo concusses that dumb little faggot mcdavid

>to be fair I'd probably bully most anons here too
lol ok m8

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we ask all posters to rise, take off their hats, and join us in a minute of silence as we laugh at the edmongolia soilers

thank you

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>You just gotta do it right m8
To me, this just sounds like someone arguing that cigarettes won't give them cancer because they haven't gotten cancer yet.
You could look at a wealth of other examples out there in the world, but no, it won't happen to >you. It just seems either foolhardy or oblivious.

BASED oilels

Just imagine mcdavid on a good team

hannah bernard is kinda hot but she has no ass t b h

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>they immediately score

are those the preferred drinking vessels of foot fags?

how many more years until bustthews reaches kassian/getzlaf tier?

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God fuck this irrelevant fucking game

Any team not the oilers?

thank you. join us tomorrow in silence as we laugh at the >teds. all charity proceeds will go towards making him less of a fat ass

Not an exact equivalency. Singing successful couples exist and I know plenty

buggalo fans seem pretty good. don't see any retards constantly waving when the camera pans over them.

REDDIT
>black beans
>kidney beans
>pinto beans
>great northern beans

4CHANNEL
>fava beans
>garbanzo beans
>navy beans

who is that social studies teacher
next to matthews?

holy fug, is Edmonton an elite team?

Swinging lel

>buffalel

its from that movie beerfest.

who’s going to blow it harder in the third?

In real life I'd make you piss your pants out of fear like the scared dog you are.

that's my top prospect, user

And just think -- this is how good the Oilers are WITHOUT Puljujarvi.
Imagine how good they'll be once he comes back.

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How the fuck did the NHL keep pace? They're gonna get blown out by apehoop once they sign a new TV deal, but I'm shocked it isn't much farther apart

>they just tied it up
lmao @ u

>they’re still trash
lmao @ u

Your mum

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He'll probably fuck up the rest of the season like a dopey retard.

beer boots have existed for decades

yes

>n-no you
/hoc/ posters are retarded

buffashit

>buffalel
WAKE ME UP

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its almost like they play in similar arenas infront of similar sized crowds or something.

This is a comeback for the ages.

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working to get the next /cric/ thread autosaged lads

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>buffalel
wow that's embarassing

that means buffashit is even more trash because now they are up 4-3

>u wil be

yes buffalo is trash too where did I say they weren’t?

Serious discussion time, /hoc/.
What does Buffalo need to change or improve in order to make the playoffs next season?

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Already happened

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Just keep playing their game, keep it simple, play the body and get pucks to the next

Imagine your team coming from headsmashedinbuffalojump

they need to win more games imo

Relocate to QC

that's not a real answer god damn it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

get pucks in deep and traffic infront of their net

C O P E

based and beanpilled.

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Just generally, it's always seemed like basketball's been the bigger sport. Also, chink bucks.
forbes.com/sites/shlomosprung/2019/03/04/nba-china-ceo-derek-chang-takes-us-inside-nbas-push-to-make-basketball-worlds-most-popular-sport/#2b7a74a251b0
cnbc.com/2018/11/20/the-nba-is-chinas-most-popular-sports-league-heres-how-it-happened.html

they gotta find ways to win

clean entries into the zone, get pucks deep, play our game

NOOOOOOOOO /cric/ IS MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN

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you linked news article from 2018 and 2019 when the chart only goes up to 2017.

Who’s ready to get scared?

>giving a single fuck about them
>outside of gets
>EVER
shiggles

NEW

>hate laffs
>hate flim flams
hate to say it lads, but i'm cheering for the SSM8s in this one.

Lehner played 2 seasons above .920 save % for them and 1 year at .908. They let him walk and Hutton is only at .910, while Lehner is at .929. They traded away Ryan O'Reilly for a bag of pucks. Those 2 moves pretty much cancelled out any other improvement over the past 3 years, Dahlin included.

only slightly concerned, buddy

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>scared
Not me.

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nice try rajeep

lets go boys

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If you ask anybody about hockey, they just say "Isn't that the Canada sport? Don't you know Canadians are all faggots? Haven't you seen that color coded map showing Canada is total faggots?"

Imagine being a fan of either of these teams.

the Seattle Gnats

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fuck now i want mcdonalds all of a sudden

Move to the West. It's a much easier conference.

if someone said that to me in person i'd heem the fuck out of them

teams make a lot of their money from selling tickets. thats why so many teams are hesitant to annoy their season ticket holders. they are the teams main source of revenue. people streaming games online for free isnt helping revenue.

the fact all the provinces are solid colours proves it's fake

Lehner isn't as good as his current save% seems to make him. Islanders play a really hard defensive game and don't allow many good chances against their goalies.

they would be behind the puppers if they were in the west.

>mcdavid is unhappy in edmonton

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This fag thinks his opinion matters

this fag will literally be bankrupted if he gets cancer

disgusting

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>Flim flams

Yea what is your point?

cope

It's fun to win, especially on the road.

quiet down the leafs game is starting

its true. you cant tell me the country people are the same gay the city people. theres no way thats true.

I have full coverage

Thinking about flexing my stick

Canada’s team is playing soon

He's a career .917. The Islanders can play a tight game all they want, but there's no denying Lehner is better than most NHL goalies and still only 27. Buffalo is retarded to have let him go.

OOOOOOH TORONTOOOOOO
OUR HOME HOCKEY CITY

is that iginla?

imagine being a >laffs fan and not killing yourself

But being in buffalo made him suicidal?

Yeah the flames

Most rigged game I've ever seen

werent they turned away from him because he was bipolar or had some other mental problem?

is flames neal xd playing tonight?

As an Oilers fan, I hope the Flims win and Matthews gets injured, again.

>IT WAS 3-0
>Rigged

i BET YOU CANT NAME A SINGLE WEAKNESS ON THE lEAFS TEAM. tHEY ARE THE MOST COMPLETE TEAM IN THE nhl.

KEK /cric/ taken over by /hoc/

still injured I believe

why havent they started the game yet why is mr rogers getting a t ribute

Their entire defense.
Their team-wide inability to hit.
Their impending cap hell.

no grit

>blue jerseys
It's like they don't want to win.

you can boo their "superstar" and he cries like a faggot.

is this the first time a hockey player died or what? my audio just went out

together we can end bullying

That's one based doggo, knocking out that gash, throws up and IMMEDIATELY jumps in to scarf it up, I bet he finished up with his ladyfriend too

IN ALL OF US COMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

Eating some peanuts reminder that Tavares is overrated shit

Where is the star spangled banner?”

still there

this cowboy larper is a based anthem singer, because he sings it at double speed

kek that’s a lot of blue jerseys

Yup, being in Buffalo too long will do that to you.

I appreciate how he doesn't drag it out too long

Ready to unironically lose to the flames.

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>go leafs go
wew

embarrassing flims fans. i'd fucking leave

why dont they just high stick the teams best player at the start of the game so they knock him out? seems like common sense. only a two minute penalty and you get a good advantage.

Nothing makes laffs elimination day sweeter than laffs fans

it's actually cheaper for leafs fans to fly out to Calgary and watch a game than it is for them to watch the leafs play in Toronto

>I got that
I love you, Syrup

and which twink on the >laffs would that be?

remember when /hoc/ proscounts were laughing at him for being "mentally retarded" all offseason and saying his career was over.
oops

really not sure who I want to lose more

based

matthews will be considered a better player than gretzky by 2030

as a pacific lad, i hope the flames lose i guess

>+$200 for nosebleeds before ticketmaster tax

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im raging right now

i hate pooronto pajeets. they invade every canadian arena

Is Toronto the LA or NYC of canada ?

outside of the major cities the majority of canadians are maple leaf fans. take that however you want.

they want to be like nyc very badly.

should be a good game lads

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They're all twinks, from top to bottom

you there?

got an average post saved for next thread

imagine having this image saved

got a big dick saved for the next thread

Imagine being so stupid that you put caps on, forget, then shift key your way to being a fucking retard

So LA

post your weirdest picture

canadas team general ready to go sir

worked

someone make a new thread

gonna need someone to fill me on how much twinkronto is paying buttcock to coach their bands of twinks

fuck off leaf

i have to look at the keyboard when im typing.

pounding on the glass is low iq

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source

just like the people who pay for the boxes should be able to piss on the plebs, i should be able to slam the glass when the entertainers come close

METTRE LE BISCUIT DANS LE PANIER

oh you’re a redditor...

you pound on the glass at me and I'm going over like the Hansen brothers on you

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

What 4channel app is this?

cringe

new

What happened to the other three channels, Ewe Guise???

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SHANT

>499

new

imagine the smell

same early thread as this one
>499

please explain

new

hmmm, suspiciously familiar

at least the logo is better than the canucks