/LigaMX/

By the way Mexibros, sure Toluca is not a city but is there ANYTHING that makes that rancho atleast memorable? A party, some weird tradition, anything?
>they don't even have La Mejor but they have a radio for anime music

10th for the 10 titles of Toluca

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He should be in charge of all NT young divisions honestly.

sounds really good, but i'm not fan of kissing random girls :^( I prefer an stable gf to do my things with calm
Their variety of Chorizo I suppose, also the Nevado de Toluca, it's the snow zone of Mexico.

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I'd rather see he co-manage the team with someone else while overlooking the prospects and then rise up to the main spot and bringing his project. It has happened with success here.

I'm a qt gf person too but it's a waste if you don't. Also, I already regret bandwagoning Toluca.

I love mountains desu famalam. In that regard Toluca (not a real city) seems /comfy/ and it has the kino colonial architecture left behind from the Spainbros.

need's more qt's

*beisbol gf blocks your path*

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Forgot to mention than tomorrow we'll have the game of Jornada-1

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Why was this game postponed?

America asked extra-vacations after winning LA TRECE :^)

for me it's Santos

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>chicanovision unironically discussing whether Toluca with La Volpe is a team to fight for titles or not
Such is the CHI life.

Some american teams are going to play here. Tickets are super expensive ofc.

For fucks sake. They’re as bad as ESPN.

el QueretANO señores

SAWS on girl

can one of you fine young mexicans post the meme about eating shit tacos from the girl's butt but not with onions?

*blocks your game*

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Yo si me como 2 tacos de conCACAf

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I saw the gorras for the series but couldn't care less tbqh, would rather go to Jalisco to watch Charros lose to some cuban shitters playing for Mexicali than go to Monterrey to see gringos play about.

>he's not familiar with Adelaposting

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O N I O N S

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lmao thank you

Lunes de camote

>ywn grab Chelis cock

PUEBLA_vs_QUERÉTARO
PUEBLA_vs_QUERÉTARO
PUEBLA_vs_QUERÉTARO

in.xrivonet.info/31i.html

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What the hell are those drawings in Puebla's cancha?

>slips
>still complete a pass
Gerrard could learn a thing or two here

>the state of memétaro defense

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Does Puebla really have a Canadian playing at striker?
Lel

who /NaranjerosDeHermosillo/ here?

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Is that like a traditional dress? Does it have a name?

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Why are there so many putos in Sonora

Chivas supporters.

Looks like a my dish cloth

Me but not because of him.

Amazing English you got there.

embarrassing

/camino del seri/ here

vestido bordado

>Is that like a traditional dress?
y-yes
>Does it have a name?
no idea

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Geee thanks, just bought it.

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there can only one huebro yall gotta fight to the death

pre-Dan Schnider Ariana, is the best Ariana desu
kek

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>Doctor Garcia broke a fucking camera (3:08)
youtube.com/watch?v=YyoaJZeC9Nc

KEK

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This bitch is so weird irl based on her instagram

Oh fuck we have two Huebros now

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WTF this is just too much for me(imagebro) to handle during threads, i'm making a Patreon for /ligamx/

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AMLO?

also mehimigos whats the best season to vacation in mexico? safest area? also where there is lots of thicc brownies?
Either Mexico or Honduras.

google image gave me nothing, source on this chick?

>anniebelsar
hi there new friend, in /ligamx/ we use to put sauce on the filenames, enjoy the breads and watch our league pls

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nice pic

Yeah, all the chairos crying when they lose and blame it on mafia del poder would be hilarious.

How the fuck does Chelis do it?

Give us meme fodder

Why are these disgusting castizas culturally appropriating indigenous culture?

>AMLO?
Yeah, our current president, everyone is getting the gib's from goverment now, he even helped a baseball team, there are rumors about making a new ligamx team in the south of Mexico. About vacations, Abril-July is the best season, you can have some comfy trip from Abril to May with nice weather in the center of Mexico, Puebla, Guanajuato, Morelia, Guadalajara, then June and July for good beaches, try the non-mainstream ones, like hidden little beaches: Tamarindos, Cozumel, Puerto Escondido, Acapulco is good for the spring breakers, but I don't know if you're looking for that kind of things, since it's a popular destiny, tends to be a bit chaotic.

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Cayese puto, Castizas & Morenitas culture mixing is mean to enrich our qt's

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Depends. How do you want your body to be found?

Resume: Puebla 1-0 Querétaro
youtube.com/watch?v=xwRd2GJ_FzY

KEKrétaro VAR'D

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I would pay her bills

Remember to give her dad a nice truck, so you can take that qt to Freeland with you.
rude
with heart~ cant wait to see Puebla making it to Semifinals along Cheli's hand

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based

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Some weird shit Alcoholicos Anonimos did, I suppose a kind of satanic ritual for Belcebú to drain their souls(goverment sponsored)

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Based and Molochpilled

haven't seen my /pancita/ bro lately

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LigaMX after Week-9, tomorrow we'll have America vs Necaxa from Week-1

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That’s me bruh. I became a /gorda/ feign thanks to you all.

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*keeps Chava Reyes*

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>>Jeremy Menez:"Chivas un equipo mas en el mundo"
>Jeremy Menez
Is this nigga finally back or is he still injured?

CAYESE

Lopetegui to /LigaMX/ when?

PURO PINCHE GUERREROS PERR

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Nigga was about to be back laast week, but got injuried again

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copaMX>cocacaF

>got injuried again
Fuck this bitch, just fired his ass already all he's doing is robbing the team.

Ascenso>ligamx

"Pss.. oye A-user! me dejas ver tu porno? me dijeron que tienes en tu usb de 128mb... yo te aviso si viene el profe"

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There are rumors about Nike making a new Jersey for America ala Barcelona, still buying 'muh águilas africanas' jersey anyways.

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>usb de 128mb
>128mb
Bitch you can't fit shit on that, my usb is 1T at least.

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that literally means 'embroidered dress'

a huevo

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>indigena
>no le va al america
This does not compute.

Yeah, can barely even fit a few high res pics on that

it all makes sense now

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keep it alive

as alive as Cetré's gf

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that's what we had during my highschool time, when we used to get viruses at cybercoffee reeeee

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>tfw all those viruses i downloaded from kazaa and limewire

Those were the days

>limewire
I remember those days, I downloaded so much shit from there.

I went under a beisbol account and all the girls are total qt's

who cares theyre gonna put a fucking home depot logo on it and ruin it

>wilas

El Clásico del Poder™

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That's true, I had the same reaccion when huebro linked a beisbol stream on fb and all the qt's were there.

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Yeah, i'm getting this one
articulo.mercadolibre.com.mx/MLM-586974682-jersey-club-america-retro-1994-abejas-africanas-con-numero-_JM

We need AMLO to really fund beisbol

He must help beisbol to be aired by Televisa or Azteca desu

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need that on my lap BREHS

We need to invite this Maria Julissa girl to our padcast, after we had Mati of course.

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Didn't even post the conCACAf bracket

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Breh

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This is the MLS year I can feel it.

Nope, their best chance was last year when they faced chivASS, but sadly they choked.

Need pics/vids of Flor in Expo Tatuaje 2015

Mexican football threads are so full of fat bottomed girls I have been converted.

Which team has the best gordas?

Thanks this is so much better

For me, it's Adela though.
>ywn be from hermosillo in your life time

She's the true norteño thing though.

Would love that, must be great to have Nike treat you as one of their global brands (only Boca gets this treatment here in SA)

Are we going to watch beis this year?

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Bump de Zague phoneposting

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Nah he Is not a pambolero , he Is baseballfag, he has even sayd that the goverment Will help the development of both LMP and LMB and Will cut the federal tourism grants given to fórmula 1 and the NFL game

What are you feeding them in Mexico?

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Beans and corn

>he's literally paying for Sultanes to play in both leagues, god knows how they'll do that but they are going to do it anyway, muh government gibs

Dubs and this CHI prieto gets a career threatening injury against Queretaro this saturday... not life threatening just bad enough were he'll never play again for Chivas

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Fail

Is this jail bait or does she toca el timbre?

Real milk from cows not that stuff they make in factories.

youtube.com/watch?v=eFvht4NK-g0
Obligatory

is she getting it straight from the tit? (wink wink)

yes

Mich bump

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Another Mich bump

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Yup he wants to fully turn México into a baseball country, Yet another step in the plan to turn us into new Venezuela

looks like a high school student with that uniform

prepa_tits_gf.jpg

It pains me to say this but probably CHIvas

naranjeros de hermosillo

van a pasar el real ajax por la app de televisa?

si

hola putitios

fuck UEFA CL
today plays /ligamx/ dad

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aaaaaaaaa

Lainez is officially the biggest retard alive

Hell yea dumbass picked betis over ajax. Worst decision of his life.

He would’ve been exposed either way

You now remember pizzaro could of been on that ajax

Who cares he's an overhyped shitter

Of course Heineken Light is a thing in USA.

barry?

wtf page 9 save

>El Real De Madrid shitness almost kill /ligamx/

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LA HORA CERO YA LLEGO

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*dies*

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Toluca verde

post some of them

Menéz plays today, give us la 14 already

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Well I have no problem with Real Madrid killing us to be quote honest, but I'd be pretty mad if AAF or whatever the Winter NFL is called.

wait, who is that couple?

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Alex Ibarra (televisa actor) and his wife who cheated on him with Ménez

KEK there's always someone a bit CHADer than you desu
youtube.com/watch?v=txp9BxHmbS8

why is their stadium outdoors if it's in the north?

R8/H8

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Good bet?

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>Gio Dos Santos to leave LA Galaxy

I hope he comes to America, just for the keks

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Why would Amé pay his big bucks if he can't play?

Dad just gave me these, wants me to fill them, let's see how shit goes for me

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So we can have the BOMBA for summer transfer window, also I don't think Menez is gonna last in the team once this season ends up

I'm sure Gio is blacklisted by the rich MX teams (America, Monterrey, Tigres) and the rest of the teams can't pay his salary, he will not play here.

>dat leaked Sonic fro the movie

oh no no nonono

Why are people jerking off to Salcedo

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>14 game parlay

Son....

>those trends

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>onions tu prima pero tambien tu puta

brb lads

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Can't stop listening to Entre Beso y Beso, compas.

For me, it's Rock Lee x Gaara.

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>culo a boca
>ninas de 13
>ninas menores de hedad
la H y las niñas son mudas
>zofilia
>incestos
>Mon Laferte
CUUUURAMEEEEEEEE
>se hace la dormida
*continue asleep*
>zootopia
¿eh?
>onions tu prima pero tambien tu puta

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>CARN(e)A-BAAL 2019
send private vids huebro

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT 1 LITRO DE ACHOCOLATADO NO CU
now that's hardcore

what does that mean?

the absolute pedostate of niggas still using xvideos in 2k19

One liter of chocolate milk up one's asshole.

TONIGHT'S GAMES

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........nice

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>interested in two games only
>both at the same time

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Me too, wanted to see Atlético Paranaense with the wrong logo and name get BTFO by Tolima (just like Corinthians) and Aquapotros x Venados.

>Corinthians
based

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Nah, for me it's still Cruzeiro.

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Noice

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>tfw no more cruzeiro gf

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QUÉ CHINGUE A SU PUTA BOMBA Y NEGRA MADRE EL AMERICA ;^)

there are tons of garotinhas in ig
cayese puto, las sheebas perderán contra el Rey Midas

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no u

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Llantos finna get dabbed on tonight m8s.

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Come to /ccl/ guys

let's do this!

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Haven’t lurked here for almost a year and I come back to the usual, chicas y chicANOS celosos de AME
Never change (:

too much ONIONS desu
cayese wilindio

TIME FOR SANTOS X RED BULL

LOZANO PLAYO!

What's wrong with receiving a pass with your ass?

>Red Bull fans with the gay pride flags and antifa flags
>Santos Laguna fans screaming Eh Puto
wew

concachafa bump

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All Santos had to do was have ONE decent opportunity with Furch or Lozano not handing the ball to a defender.
ONE (one).

Imagine bro analyzing the game on twitter

twitter.com/maxgalli_/status/1103109165201920000

By the way, tonight, for me it's Santos.

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>twitter.com/maxgalli_/status/1103109165201920000
based autist

There was a guy from my city who also loved mexican football on twitter but I don't have his account anymore.

KEK
would suck on both feet

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BASED

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>ywn have a cute feet gf with good taste in futbol

For me, it's ginger Anny.

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>rape and pedoshit all over the place
>bestiality
>los simpson

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Blue cross will win this week

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Not gonna happen, just played 2 progol shits, and none of them has CruzAzul winning, sorry m8.

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I've been laughing nonstop for like a full minute

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EL MAS GRANDE DE TODO EL NORTE PERROS

EL ENANO MAS GRANDE SEÑORES
JSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJS

Have you heard about Tacos Gobernador? well i just made some quesadillas gobernador kek

lol rip my other patita, forgot pic

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>gastronomia SHITlanga

kek tacos gobernador are from Sinaloa, but these tortillas de harina integrales are from Chihuahua, so it's a double NORTI dish

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son sinaolenses verga

>necaca

triggered chilango

L A
B O M B A

BASED VAR

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RIP in Peace Loco you're missed

AMERICA_vs_NECAXA
AMERICA_vs_NECAXA
AMERICA_vs_NECAXA

in.xrivonet.info/32i.html

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wait, is he ded?

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sabe, solo supe que tenia cancer, asi que.....

>Menez shoes
cheeky

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Who here /America/

Basado, güey.

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here

\o/

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/indioapestoso/ here

we need more peruANOs in ligamx

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Menez is about to score a doblete, cap this.

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>Televizos shilling the shit out of Lainez for about 2 years
>now they shill on Marche, Guido & Cordova

*sniff sniff*
Ahhhh, yes. That’s delicious.
*sniff sniff*

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>ameriCACA

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>ynr Negritos Edition

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-ga tu madre cabron

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Pinche Marche hijo de tu puta madre vete a vender bollos culero

ya se había tardado este pendejo en fallar, mucho pinche toquesito dentro del area, por eso no lo llaman a la seleccion al way

CARRILLO IN

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based crackhead

Test

>Menez about to die already
tell me how Gio Dos Santos couldn't do more than this faggot

Gio is a dirty nigger

so he's perfect for AmeriCACA then

Based
Even more based

>touching the ball for 2mins straight
>can't send a cross

>Nico Castillo
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH MIS AGUILAS

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>3-1
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Piojo's conferencia de prensa should be memerrific

aguascalientes is white

>M-MUH VAR

so who are the comedians all the zoomers like these days?

AMLO and El Bronco

Franco Escamilla(based)

El Escorpion Dorado

chumel torres

what are you talking about, Escorpión Dorado is boomer as fuck

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>americaca memeing
>real marica imploding
HAHAHA what a glorious day.

quiero que veronica toussaint me aplaste los huevos con sus pies lads

yo quiero que me los muerda, tiene una boca so suficientemente grande para retacarle los dos al mismo tiempo

>niñas de 13
>morritas de escuela
>all those other trends

Mexico was a mistake

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tbf la mayoria que usa xvideos son morros de secu

saquen el mega de cindy culeros

>Xvideos
>Mayormente usado por estudiantes de Secundaria
No mames, por estas pendejadas estamos mas lejos de dios cada día

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*por los chilangos
FTFY

>escorpion dorado
>comedian
that's chilango """""""humour""""""

>monos chinos poster

otaku que veo otaku que madreo

Que chilangos ni que nada, cada pinche estado del pais tienen cola que le pisen.

cual cindy we? mejor saca el pack de tu cindyentes :^)

Uy si como no putito, Esto es Yea Forums

go back to int faggot

Fuck no.

Well, that's kind of true desu. I remember when I was in secu to be fearless on what I browsed. Hell, even shit that I would never fap about. Nowadays I think the FBI got a personal record about my high quality doujins and live in constant fear

>cindyentes

lel
esta

BASED Don Ramon

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Piojo Out when?

>el real madrid es mi casa- hugo sanchez

get a load of this faggot

yo le voy al necaxa

kek la otra vez se estaban riendo de él en chiringuito de jugones cuando se autopostuló pata DT

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¿Oye, should I be worried about Los Rayados cucking to los gringos de muh Atlanta "United," güey? No me siento bien, güey.

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>Menez dying after 10 minutes
>Uribe nowhere to be seen
>Castillo tired of doing all the work
>no 3rd substitution
>MarchePUTO pulling a karius TWO times
We joked about Carillo but it’s time to put him in....

I miss Carrillo's America ala Barcelona

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QUE CHINGE Y RECHINGUE SU PERRA PUTA MADRE EL AMERICA

WILAS JOTOS

cayese pinche racista joto

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CAYESE PUTO

keep it alive

>Los Simpson

Kek

as alive as Estadio Azteca after El Aztecazo in 2001

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How was it? He's getting real annoying always blaming the VAR

To be fair, he can't be worse than Solari

Lol

Inb4 ministerio público

Last night niggas at Futbol Picante were talking about LaVolpe, Faitelson said his top5 of DT's in ligamx all time, he put Lavolpe in 5th and didn't mention Hugo Sanchez, he chimped out as always kek

youtube.com/watch?v=ARe3oraj2d4
12:20

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Just watched the America vs Necaxa highlights Americaca is so shit lmao

Aléjate, zorra!

>amierdica got dabbed on by necuckxa
>marshitsin absolutely shit the bed
QUE CHINGE A SU PUTA BOMBA Y NEGRA MADRE EL AMIERDICA

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Cerebrenano

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"A-user! me dijeron que eres bueno en matemáticas ¿me puedes enseñar la Formula General™, ahorita que el salón está solo? podemos usar el pizarrón, ándale pls"

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CAYESE LOS PINCHIS DEDOS PUTO
Yeah, I've been saying this about Marchesin, that faggot played the ball with his feet more than I liked and well, he came to shit the bed now, when we could get some juicy points from the postponed week-1 game reeeeee

CALLESE PINCHE INDIO

Can't wait for the mangoneada's season :d

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>mangoneada
I think you mean bolis de galleta.

Buenos dias, compas
youtube.com/watch?v=UQJhQtCpPAs

>MLS
OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WTF I love Mexican football!

Please watch >our league

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Kek, MLelS.

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Which club has the best fanny?

Fútbolwise, for me, it's Cuck Azul.

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Los ingleses no tienen edecanes, kek. Your English fútbol teams should have edecanes, UKbro. Beautiful chicas and fútbol go hand in hand.

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Page 7 bump

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BBC would freak out with the objectifying of women and through their sheep listening to Radio 4 and well placed social commentary (by well I mean shit), they'd apply peer pressure on Prem to scrap it.

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You English need edecanes, güey. I'm a die hard Monterrey Rayados fan, but our edecanes aren't as thicc as those of our arch rivals, who I shall not mention by name.

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If you were a Tigres fan you'd want classy qts who'd easily pass as executive escorts whose charge starts at 15k pesos a night with no sex included.

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You're right huebro, the English would probably freak out and put traniverga and chavos as edecanes. Kind of makes me realize how fucked up the world is, huebro. Thanks for rojopilling me, hue, here are some chicas do Brasil, hopefully none are traniverga, güey -- why is traniputa accepted in Brasil, huebro? No disrespect, honest question, need a rojopill on that.

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Just wanted to say that /LigaMX/ is one of the best generals and Mexicans and hues are pretty based posters. Fuck argies tho.

>he doesn't enjoy dicks on his ladies
Get a load of this faggot lmao

ive never posted in this thread but i just want to say thankyou, you know why, godbless

Thank you but I'm a cancer on this thread. Have a qt tapatía gf (female) for your kind words.

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Please watch our league.

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dubs y se cogen a rayados

>MLS
>beating mexican teams not managed by Cristante
Pick 1

Based. The ArgenCHINO that lurks in here sometimes is low test and doesn’t rate /gordas/

Bump de 9/11.

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>our
Which one? There is like over 9000 leagues in macacoland

NEW DEPORS (already an hour late but third world infrastructure)
youtube.com/watch?v=jNZT5ymhtDA

I mean the one that I unironically watch and is not in favelaland.

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>those thighs

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el AMERICACA

>tfw la 14

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>PSG vs MANU
>Marion commenting
I fucking hate S.o.y. Sports.

shes not on fox sports 2

Why do Mexicans love James Bond?

>it was advertised it was Amé getting the mashup jersey
OH NO NO NO NO NO
footyheadlines.com/2019/03/nike-pumas-unam-mash-up-kit.html

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I don't follow soccer at all, let alone Liga MX, but I am now bandwagoning Monterrey

Daniel Craig made Bond good again. Pierce Brosnan was awful. The next Bond should be Cillian Murphy and not that nigg Idris Elba.

holy shieeeet looks awful

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>Pierce Brosnan was awful
*tips*

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Cringe and bluepilled

Good choice, they most likely to win this season.

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>9/11.
I remember that morning at elementary school: "it was in new york" "no!, it happened in Manhathan" then another kid "it was at Pentagono" "what pentagono? did you see the towers"kek

there wasn't planes btw ;^)

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Dude he was. All his movies were terribly cheesy. They were like parody films.

I remember being in 6th grade and all our teachers stopped class and were watching it on tv. They were crying but most of us didn’t know what the fuck was going on or why it was sad.

turkatito finally plays well and he gets subbed out

Murderers BTFO
sdpnoticias.com/local/nuevo-leon/2019/03/05/aprueban-dictamen-pro-vida-en-nl-organizaciones-acusan-criminalizacion

>
what are you talking about? Goldeneye has been the best modern 007 movie by far
el norti is güait

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For me, it's retro-Debby

>most of us didn’t know what the fuck was going on or why it was sad
that was me, even to this day, why this shit has to do something with us?

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yes

BASED

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saving this thread

BASADO

Concachampions tonight.

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Basado
Also
>Rayadoposting
Atlanta United son putos gringos.

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Because Americans lived dumb deaf and blind up until that point. Most Americans thought the world loved us. Most Americans are completely oblivious of all the proxy wars and puppet dictators we supported during the Cold War and how that affected other people in different nations. 9/11 was the first time somebody wounded us on our turf and made it known why they hated us. Consequently, freedoms were taken away from us because *muh safety* Baby Boomers blindly trust politicians and new anchors.

>serious talk about sep eleven
>(((they))) shitpost about "UCL" trying to tear down our general

wew lads, we better keep posting cuties

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Fucking hate boomers

based var

>Ajax in quarters
At least the Lainez meme will die quicker in Betis

>valeria_michel6

post cutie CHIcanas

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>Baby Boomers blindly trust politicians and new anchors.
They literally still believe we go to wars to liberate nations. Good thing they will all be gone in the next 30 years or so.

en donde va a ser el juego de montegay?

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El gigante de acero

I think on FoxSports only for Mexico, but Yahoo has free streams too
cayese puto

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Most of trump voters were young adults so I doubt anything will change.

>NEW DEPORS
watching DEPORS right now

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>wxjuliana
breh...

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ligamx has been always the most redpilled general

>tfw no artsy gf

>Enrique Esqueda about to win India League
noice

Porto as well

Who else /boomer with zoomer haircut/?

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kek not me, I just got the usual Natural Oscuro

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nothing wrong with that, desu

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based boomer striker

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POrto is going to win the CL

this

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Bit nervous about Monterrey game, compas

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why?

>I JUST WANT YOU TO HOOOOOLD ME

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It's Atlanta and I always feel like they could fuck up. Sure Pabón is red hot and if Alonso goes with him and Funes Mori (somehow) they have a great offense but memes can happen. And things won't ever go perfectly for Liga MX sides, and yesterday's games were already too good to be true.

Imagine Atlanta dabbing on pinguinos

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wtf is his problem?

I will not ever not laugh at this.

Being too based comes to mind.

NEW ONCACAF bread:

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fuck those faggots literally no banter

It’s pretty funny to mess with the mlels anons though

shut up retard

Did /ligma/ ded?

El pito chico, cñores.

we posting on conCACAf bread

It all makes sense now

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>faked his ded so he could be a chemo
BASED

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What is a morrita? I like watching drunk girls get fucked so I've used it as a search term. Slang for borracha?

I remember watching games as a kid and just watching him be chill as fuck on the bench smoking a cig, sunglasses on, while his Toluca team just dominated
based

Morrita comes from Morro(a despective way to call a little kid) ex."who is that morro? I don't know him", in this case Morrita means a young girl, probably from school since it's searched in that site.

Yeah, actually FIFA doesn't allow people to smoke in the pitch because of him, when they asked him nicely to stop doing that, he replied "I'd rather retire from futbol instead quit smoking"

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>monterrey vs atl on chicanovison
>”no truenan cuetes para no asustar a los animales que estan a lado del estadio de Monterrey “
lmao did they lowkey just diss tigres or what? What animals are they talking about?

They literally just explained that it's next to a park or something

the stadium is right next to a fucking hill, I suppose they went full (((global warmming))) or something

I have the game playing in the background, i must have missed that part. I found out what they meant.
youtu.be/qtIMfCSNeI0
Kek

FUCKING KEK

En el Volcan esto no pasa, allí dejan que los animales se orinen libremente en es estadio.

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Con razón...

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is that Mia Khalifa?

AND IT'S ALL JUST A WAY OUT
AND I VOW NEVER TO STAY OUT, STAY OUT
AND I'VE BEEN, I'VE BEEN OFF THE RADAR
AND I SWEAR NEVER TO STAY OUT, LATE AGAIN

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kek
sauce

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Why does Mia Khalifa make you laugh so much?

I don't see the appeal on this girl, shit skin, fake tits, big nose, gross pussy

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>Interamericana could come back and Chivas would face Rive Plate for it

sauce

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here
instagram.com/p/BusOPURho1M/

she wouldn't even look at you user

>first comment is about almeyda
kek

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cayese

keep it alive

as alive as mexican xmas

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youtu.be/Cyuruxagjd0

Lads what's the ultimate Mexican food?

Hook me up with some more indie shit

Pozole

Tacos al pastor

From one of my fav indie bands

youtu.be/jDlOUQWcRFY

who /CarlosTrejo/ here?

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One of my other favs

youtu.be/r4G6_TERRPo

Lonches. Only Norteños and Tejanos know this feel.

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Gracias compa. I’ll check them out.

me acuerdo que fui a ver a ese wey cuando vino a mi rancho, pinche vato diciendo que el descubrio la identidad del jack the ripper y otras mamadas, tambien me autografio mi libro y creo que aceptaba invitaciones para ir a las casas ´para ver si estaban embrujadas o no lo que no recuerdo es que si cobraba por eso

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Nice, I remember all the scandal in otro rollo with jaime maussan kek

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>all the scandal in otro rollo with jaime maussan
care to explain?

*sniff sniff*
Ahhh, yes. Some citrus notes and...
*sniff sniff*
Is that vanilla? Truly decadent.

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Mole or birria, my favorite is actually menudo but it's not for everyone especially if you're not from Mexico.

Since they were fighting for the same public in the same show, Trejo started talking shit on him, like saying the crop circles were fake or the false extraterrestre de Merida, he also called him "un recopilador de videos", because this nigga actually goes to the places and use his meme instruments, shit like that, then both were in Otro Rollo in the same day but I don't remember well this show.

based

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>tfw I haven't been able to fap to korean porn since they took down tumblr
I should've saved my favorite videos, I now regret not doing so.

I remember that shit lmao

I miss otro rollo. Quiero mas monologo ;_;

>Hugol still trying to get the Real Madrid job
kek

el low test CHIncel señores

WEW DAT ASS!

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OH SHIT THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MLELS
HAHAHAHAHAHA

...

>MonteGAY could have scored atleast two more goals on the first half
>goLALAzo de Pabón
>Perro Bermudez doing his shit second half

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>mlels
WE CHICANO NARCOCORRIDO NOW
youtube.com/watch?v=aIyqRdrHodE

Also qt alert
twitter.com/Rayados/status/1103531076037808129

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Cayate, Monterrey is more güite than CHINGAtlanta.

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>google taringa memes
>finds this
What

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Why is the mlels so shit, lads?

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>twitter.com/Rayados/status/1103531076037808129
yes

Going to watch some capeshit, compas.

Why would you give ((((them)))) any more money?

It's either that or watching ESPN all afternoon long while doing crutches.

Are you at least going with a qt? I forgot you quit your job and have shit else to do.

Priority list m8, they are 1. Business 2. Entertainment 3. Sport
Where LigaMX is 1.Business 2. Sport 3. Entertainment.
I'm fairly sure there are far more resources on marketing on MLS than in improving their youth academies

bump it out

al parecer el hugo tiene ligera chances para dirigir el madrid
>yfw it happens

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Why can't today be viernes already?

Yeah... no.

>twitter.com/Rayados/status/1103531076037808129
Yeah, I've posted this qt before, shame doesn't have enough ass :(

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>Why can't today be viernes already?
we should remove mondays and have 2 fridays each week

Ojalá si, Faitelson se cagaría.

Learn how to appreciate women that aren't as much as ideal as you want and you'll end up having great sex with everyone you'll ever cross. I wish I was dating a gorda right now to be honest.

So what happened with the MLS? I thought this was their year

What Panamanian team do you guys root for? For me it's Plaza

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For me, it's Tauro Fútbol Club.

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For me, is El Chorrillo FC

bASED

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>cuckazul losing to Chorrillo
kek

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>you'll never be humiliated by a chemo qt

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Imagebro can next bread be about el clásico regio? It's the only good game this weekend para ser honesto contigo compa.

>only good
All Liga MX games are good games, including your Veracruz x Necaxa late night on friday.
>but Clásico Regio is specially good so yeah I'm with him

>semen slurper
>good

the only good thing about clasico regio is dead regios

>yamcha with tigres jersey
wew

kek sure, my edition can wait

I promise I'll spam shit no one cares so we can have two editions this weekend.

based

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Las de Azul are top qt's all of them

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Why Mich isn't cheerleader anymore? ;_;

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It's been a while I don't check her instagram but I'll do it.

We need to make a German Villa reaction faces folder.

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WEW saved

kek

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>when you are so fat your belly is literally branded with what made you this big

the weak should fear the strong

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>tfw no more nips at ligamx stadiums
gib Honda back

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How many regios are going to die for the (((classico)))

they are s()yboys now, don't even want to bother animals with fireworks

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Mexibros, did you owned El Alarma copies hidden from your parents?

don't harm the Villa pls

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>mfw no regia gf with narco father that will put me in steel drum of sulfuric acid if I fuck up
Life is not worth living

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>ywn have a friendship as strong as Cuauh's and Germán's

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kek

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I think Cuauh brough Villa to work with him after winning the polls for governor

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almost there

>Veracruz vs Santos
>Atlas vs CruzAzul

good viernes botanero deus

>always vergacuck on viernes
Please Kuri, stop spending money on this shit team, no one cares with it even with free chelas

I jusst read Veracruz players might do a strike and refuse to play kek haven't been paid ina while

no u

One more, putos

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