>exam in two days which I have not studied for
>shitposting on Yea Forums with my bros
Exam in two days which I have not studied for
>tfw studying meme field (communications science)
>tfw usually start studying 4-5 days before exams
>tfw get perfect to very good grades
comfy desu
based
>300 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started yet
>300 word essay due in a few hours
I don't think I'll be able to do it bros
at least you dont have a 200-word essay due tomorrow and still havent started it
meme degree gang reporting in
>history
Mum's been nagging at me to sign my sister's Birthday card for the last 4 days... it's her birthday tomorrow! Haha, but here I am, shitposting with the boooiizz
>last semester of degree fully online
>act like i'm studying with the door closed 4+hours a day
>actually masturbating and/or on Yea Forums
feels good
are you me
>Tfw both normal class and online class
>I get to stay at home some days and bullshit 6 hours of "work" When I'm just shit posting on Yea Forums
I can't imagine how fucked i'd be in the nu-uni world of smartphones, laptops, online classes and whatever else. Tinder would probably suicide me.
I could never do this
Engineering senior here
How do you start studying days before
Meme tier business degree in marketing reporting. Just finished last spring. Still a NEET with no job.
What are you going to write about
the armenian genocide
>mfw flunked the easy diffy q exam and aced the hard probability exam
Men I am such a mess
Based fellow Historian.
>150 words essay due Friday
>haven't even opened Microsoft Word
Fuck me brehs...
>300 word
>about something not too general, but not too specific, which even has a relatively large wikipedia page
Shite mate, that's like the easiest outlook you could ever find yourself in. Some people rattle off 300 posts on here about memes.
I am near completing a general business transfer degree. Still don't know what I want to study...I don't know why I am asking a neet like yourself but any advice? Maybe what you wish you had done instead of meme marketing? I should include that I am currently an automotive mechanic (technician) if that helps my qualifications for something I should really pursue.
>put in my 2 weeks at work 1.5 weeks ago
>still haven't written the note telling my boss I put my two weeks in
Send help bros
>finish 10 page essay
>notice i wrote it in arial instead of calibri
>have to start all over again
>finally started my 10,000 word dissertation
>have written 2000 words of shit
>too late to go back on anything now
To think I honestly believed I was getting a 2:1, I'm doomed
Don't be a retard. Study statistics or math or engineering or computer science or computer engineering
Literally everything else requires connections or an insane amount of luck
>supposed to write an analysis of a legal problem by tomorrow
>haven't even read the case yet
fuck me
Unironically pursue what you actually want to do. While I was in college I worked in insurance, and I hated sitting at a desk all day. It’s the worst thing in the world to go day-in and day-out sitting at a desk, looking at a monitor and pretending to laugh at jokes from the boss. I would have liked to be a veterinarian, but I don’t have the money to be in school that long.
>tfw took economics and never stressed out during uni
>graduate with honours
>have job lined up before graduation
>ends up being a shit paying dead end job that I hate
its been a rough years lads
Business and Analytics Information degree dude. It's basically It for business students
>40 page long master's thesis due march 22nd
>only written 13
Still on Yea Forums
>have absolutely nothing to do due whenever because I'm a neet
Or it*
>have to do the dishes or mom gets mad
>she will arrive in 2 hours
>haven't even started yet
>Canada
You were doomed the since day you were born
>zoomers
youre going to make it brother
>100 word essay due next monday
>haven't even booted up my computer
think I'm going fail bros
Question what do you do when you don't know what you want to do?
I've spent the better part of half of my life trying to answer that question and I'm no closer to the answer of what I want to do with my life now than as a kid.
I'm only 22 so it's not too late to start something I just have to figure out what the fuck it is. My current job pays like 14.25 an hour which isn't bad for only a HS degree. I was thinking just getting a general business degree at this point and apply for a supervisor position at my job which is 20 something an hour. It isn't the endall of career choices but fuck if I really know. My brother never went to college is a fucking Linux guru autist who is now working for Amazon as one of their IT guys making the same as the supervisors where I work. So I figure if I go to college I needa peg a better paying job
>mfw didn't write one single essay in all of my 4 years studying electrical engineering
Feels good, fuck that shit
Become homosexual pornstar
same. just like last semester. shoulda learned my lesson but here i am. have missed a couple games to study this season though. baby steps
>200 word bibliography due in tomorrow
give me some citations anons
Just use your university online catalog
Feel free to cite this (you), brother
APA format, please
I think you can just attach the post number, not sure what APA regulation is for Yea Forums posts.
go on /biz/ and invest in crypto currencies
that way you can combine your profession with shitposting on 4channel
Chicago style or nothing
>life passing by
>being a neet
>shitposting on Yea Forums with the lads
>tfw got the day off work tomorrow because I chundered on the floor
good shit