/hoc/

Please remember to not respond to tripfags

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thank you so much!

go it. dont speak to me

>no news
FUCK YOU

I came into this thread to make this exact post and find someone has stolen it!

What do you do in these instances?

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No fortnite today. I wonder if he's ok

ask again and ask if it is for you too.

Make like a tree

>no Ted Lindsay edition
Disrespectful

Factually untrue. I was missing for around 4 months in total due to working nights instead of days. I attempted to return 2 months in but it just didn't work with the schedule. I then returned once I went back to day shift. Some people always shit on the brackets but it's not for them anyway.

Report the post and contact your insurance company

>Did not slip and fall.
What a shit gif

only GOOD games tonight

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Wonder how many hours a day he spends doing Fortnite dances when he can't play Fortnite.

This is Nu/hoc/ where we celebrate tripfags, the sun, and do anything but talk about hockey.

Germany low key has the best sweaters

imagine wasting your time making "brackets" for something as simple as the standings which anyone can find at any time

>this assblasted shedule faggot
please slit you’re own throat neck

>the 2014 olympics were 5 years ago
Damn.

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If it's so easy for you to find one that you like better, then I don't understand why you'd get so upset about it.

Don't you understand? He is BRAVE and EMPOWERED. This is his way of coping with his crippling autism and depression from having a fat whore wife.

its' up
youtube.com/watch?v=YiVPdkoM-tY

2014 was better than 2018 for the simple fact it had Kopitar and Slovenia surprising everyone.

is hockey for ME?

Ngl I do enjoy all the crazy theories you guys come up with

For me, it's preferring flying under the radar.

nope, sorry Duncan.

Imagine needing to make your own head cannon to hide the fact you are a laughing stock to this poommunity. tripfags truly are pathetic

Fucking skoda cup was better than 2018 olympics.

thank you, i have done so

Hockey is for everyone except you

>his team doesn’t have a power goalie

>tripfaggot loves the attention he receives from an online anonymous forum
Shocking

Cor, sure is m8.
Don't let them maple chavs tell you otherwise.

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>Duncan

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Post your age, age since when you started watching hockey and your favorite team
>23
>8
>Stars

>Now after 50 years, it's time for Canada to stand up and cheer. Stand up and cheer everybody! The Olympics Salt Lake City, 2002, men's ice hockey, gold medal: Canada!

hockey is for everyone.

RIP to Ted Lindsay

He was sort of like the Brad Marchand of the 1950s
Standing only 5'8" he was known as being one of the meanest players in the league. He earned the nickname "Terrible Ted" because he would fight anybody. He wasn't only a fighter, his skating ability and speed made him well known as an elite player.

4 time Stanley Cup champion, he was also the first player to pick up the cup and skate around the ice with it. Since he did so, it has become a tradition for each player to raise the cup over their head and skate a victory lap

Truly a legend
F

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FBI please go

>28
>7
>canucks

thinking about watching porn

26
6? I feel like it's always just been there, so I don't quite remember when it started.
Hurricanes

Go Caps

Watch meme lover

NEVADAWOO~

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You probably always are thinking about it.

26
1
Car parts

LOVE Germany

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Not even >my team, but still based.

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He was also the first to stand up for the rights of players within the league to get better salaries and proper treatment. He also boycotted his own HHOF induction in1966 because his wife wouldn't have been allowed to attend according to the rules. He was something special no doubt

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

bracket is not my friend anymore since he called me gay. words hurt

now THESE are based posts

>29
>5
>pooperpeg

SCF matchup today lads

>26
>10
>Milds

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>31
>9
>Knights

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hockey is for me

that's right
oilers and sabres are meeting in the finals
based and redpilled

F

I own hockey the sport, but you can play and watch it for free

Finland vs Gary who wins?

Sharks

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why is head coach positions in the NHL like musical chairs?
>this guy got fired from being coach of X team
>better hire him to be coach of Y team

21
whole life
prince albert raiders

I never called YOU gay m8. Plus c'mon it's all bants.

yup

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Because the league is rigged and the less people in on it the better.

based saskatcheanon

sometimes a coach is actually good but is dealt a shitty roster

Hate anime.
Love hair buns, braided wreaths / crowns, and lingerie.

Feeling torn.

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>19
>7
>sherks

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That dude is blitzed lmao

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so why don't they fire (trade) the roster?

Thinking about playing a hard 60 minutes and feeding off the energy of the crowd

fancying a nap desu

what a great team

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thinking about telling people I'm gonna be getting pucks deep, just playing our game, playing a full 60 minutes, but then not actually doing that

Shut the fuck up Sam

I used to make it a point to do that all the time. But people will still get >mad over trivial bs. People will literally make things up in their own head just to be right no matter what you do. So, you know, fuck it. Hell the only reason I tripped in the first place was to make people reeee over it.

By "playing" do you mean with yourself and by "crowd" do you mean you'll be in the front yard?

That appears to be a chair, not a team.

Ya m8

he meant he's gonna get a team of big chunky dudes to fuck his ass on it

I didn't do it for attention guys, I swear, please like me

At least most other tripfags don't try to justify their faggotry like you do.

youtube.com/watch?v=vB4eWOTquCQ

Mariya does no such thing other than make fags seethe.

I have never used a tripcode and never will.
It's not about me, and I don't want it to be.

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huge wet toronto lads. kinda hurts. might get a hemorrhoid.

I couldn't give 2 shits less if you like me nor am I attempting to justify anything. I dont owe you shit or satisfaction. Hate me or like me. Either way let's just enjoy the shit and talk about hockey from time to time. However other user ITT was semi right: the brackets I do just purely to appease the autism.

Based carolinigger trying to make /hoc/ accept him

Did not read that ngl you dumb faggot.

just took a HUGE Calgary

bracket? more like jack it.
cause hes a wanker

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taking a gigantic Winnipeg, might flush twice

(You) for the laugh
Laugh because its true

I knew it

for me, it's jacking off then jizzing on the living room window right as neighbors walk by.

imagine blogging your life as an underachieving knife salesmen and then claiming this was you flying under the radar

took a huge Nashville as well

Is this the six figures general?

just took a huge *wherever you live*

Just took my daily New Jersey

>i don't use a tripcode but i attach all my posts with me being a canesfan
canes fans fucking suck

ahh, my daily sunbelt, so relaxing

>tfw only make 5 figures and have only jumped off of boats into lakes and rivers

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yo delete this right now you sonofabitch

Knife duck was another user m8. I'm an electrician

You guys made me Canada in my America. LOL fucking reddit ass joke

got some bad Detroits today, should I go see a doctor?

Hello.

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OUCH. Just took a gargantuan Finland. Gonna need my baby wipes for this one.

Just took a HUGE /hoc/

>only 2 games tonight
>don't care about either of them
GAAAAAARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY

took a huge Yea Forums lads

you need more fiber in your diet

make poo XD
hockey related XD

just took a huge Canada

>everyone taking massive /crics/ itt
Where the FUCK is the Janny to clean this up? It's gonna get stinky in here really quick.

just took a massive >>>/reddit/

He's on a union allocated break

>there's hockey fans that think the moon landing is real
yikes

cric isn't even worth taking a shit for
irrelevant sport not even worth my feces

Today? I'm thinking stuffed peppers

whats does jumping off a boat into water feel like, lads?

Into your anus cavity? Surely this better ways to spend your time.

sort of like jumping in the bathtub but deeper

like a motorboat or a canoe?

is this still true if the water is 4 degrees

edgy

that was made like 2 days after it happened lol

Is this the thread?

If you need to poop

for me, it’s jacking off at work but forgetting my phone in the bathroom stall with porn still on the screen and my corowkrer finding it and giving it back to me awkwardly.

Pooping now to be perfectly honest

Thinking about discussing hockey in this thread.

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never trust a french canadian

HATE popcorn poops

>t. Ottawa Senator press release

together we can end bullying

popcorn is for chicken

Taking a dump at work, lads

Speaking of

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imagine forming an emotional attachment to players that fail to get the job done year after year and taking it out on their replacements when they rightfully get traded

Did Trump built his wall or not? For all the hyping you niggas made, so far he seems... average, well except for that funny as hell Burger King thing and shut down of the government, and North Korea talks, but those guys were always bluffing

Remember, only YOU can prevent /hoc/ shit-posts

please remember jordan eberles message

I'm sleeping by the time the west plays. What can y'all tell me about Logan Coture, Petersson, and Keller.

Remember, only YOU can help me get this steamy Finn down the drain

(You)

*dabs*

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Couture looks like a horse.
Petersson is a god amongst men.
Who the fuck is Keller?

lmao grampa

Based.

Is it shitposting to remind everyone that Marchand's nose is

... is what?

>20
>13
>detoilet

I started watching hockey pretty late despite the popularity here in binland, i feel ashamed myself i know.

"tribute" videos at games for traded players are for women, fags, and normies
they're gone, deal with it

Who watching curling??

Feel like I used to be (Ewe)

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For me, it's booing and chanting the whole way through the tribute video.

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The size of a shipping barge

>the existence of Marchand's nose
I don't think so, but we should ask a Moderator

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wood berry desu

>36
>24
>Preds

>*cries himself to sleep*

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great for cocaine

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... great at finding bits of cheese in hidden places.

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for me, it's not having a good enough player in franchise history to even be worth booing when he comes back for another team :/

... Minnesota?

Based scott mellanby

Yotes?

Do you really want the Islels fanbase? They're basically an army of hobos.

yeah...
not even Gaborik was good enough to warrant booing...

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Edmonton and Buffalo both desperately need this game tonight. Sometimes the best games come from such a matchup. I may watch this one end to end.

Minnesota Wild icon Pierre-Marc Bouchard

at least Islanders fans has the guts to boo Tavares, and rightfully so.
people in MN are just jerking off over losing Granlund Niederreiter and Coyle, even though those 3 guys are directly responsible for the mediocrity plaguing this team.

just flexed my stick, lads

doan would totally be worth booing if he had ever left

No, the albatross contracts around Suter and Parise's necks are.

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you make it sound as if teams can replace players like its no big deal at all. building teams through free agency doesnt really work anymore.

we're all proud user

Thanks for the 2 points, State of Hokkei!

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that was the kind of contract you have to sign to attract big name free agents

But it didn't pay off, and now they're stuck with them for the next decade with diminishing returns.

>that lull in the season where we just wait for ploffs and >my team isn't really playing meaningful games
feelin kinda dead inside lads

YOU THINK I DONT KNOW THAT?!
at least Parise actually tries (tried) unlike Granlund, Niederreiter, and Coyle. those guys fucking phoned it in all the time and I'm glad they're gone. and now we have based Donato.

Here's what playoffs would look like if we just didn't 1-8 seeding by conference

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hindsight is 20/20
if they had won a cup their contracts wouldnt even be a talking point

But how will this generate additional revenue?

Why though

Tony Bitetto makea da spaghetti

wooah i'm visualizing it man

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Newer match ups, more hatred formed, more rivalry
But do you see the stars winning the cup?
Memery

so lets say the mild let niederreiter and granlund walk away at free agency. how do they replace those 20 goal scorers? you want them to go out and try to sign some free agents? you expect some prospect is just going to step in and start producing? there is nothing wrong with celebrating over getting a return on mediocre players.

>knights vs preds
Imagine

that' s cold
i still laughed though

Why would I want to do that?

Headed over to /cric/ for a bit. You lads want anything?

*spills da spaghetti
but its ok, not everyone can be HOFers when your team is trying to rebuild

The chants vs the showtimes. Why wouldn't you? The memes would be great and numerous

Imagine getting upset with anyone at all in the /hoc/ thread, friends.

based Canadian

Fuck you

I HATE PAUL MAURICE

>Swearing and hockey go together like horse and carriage. It’s as old as the day is long. But with cameras capturing so much of the chatter, there is an appetite to try and curb foul language and trash talking on the ice and on the benches.

>Did you know that the NHL rule book calls for automatic fines for certain infractions? The problem is that they were seemingly written based on a 1970s-era pay scale. For instance, a player receiving any misconduct penalty (Rule 22.5) will be fined $100. That’s tip money for today’s player. Those could be updated, but probably not without discussion from the NHL Players’ Association. Fines for Department of Player Safety violations, while still minimal, were collectively bargained.

some things from the gm meetings

I'd go all-in on a rebuild and sell off the farm for prospects and draft picks.

don't forget to step into the decontamination chamber before you come back in

What’s the fine for chirping McMeme when he’s eating dinner with his mom

>think of the advertisers

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can't, because our stupid owner keeps saying HURR DURR DIS IZ NOT A REBUILD LOL
is there anyway to fire a team owner?

Based Shannon has it right here; 7 second delay on the broadcast so the widdle kiddies don't have to hear da big bad chirps. The rest of us watch the meme stream that's uncensored.

Big fan of Finland.

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easy to say that, but there probably arent many teams lining up to trade their prospects/draft picks for >your teams garbage. its like that for every team. most teams dont really give up 1st and 2nd round picks very easily nowadays and trading a 20+goal scorer for a 3rd or later round pick is quite a risk because there is a high chance that pick wont even make it to the nhl.

Is Hiro running the NHL?

does your phone not have a rotate image feature?

>sell off the farm for prospects and draft picks.
spoke like a true retard

A lot of times, phones will show you a rotated image in the photo gallery based on however the gyroscope said you were holding it when you took it, but they won't actually rotate it in the image file itself, so you'll think it's properly rotated when you look at it to check, but it isn't really.

its almost like people are reluctant to lose millions of dollarydoos.

You become Puiji's dessert.

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Damn, leaf. That's not nice.

Hockey is for me too, you know.

it's almost like, it's impossible to lose money on pro hockey in Minnesota

they would be missing out on that easy playoff dosh, silly

thanks for saying it, i was holding my tongue

And now the league 1-16

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>all this faggotsoda discussion

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Maybe next year, Buffalo.

people here will shell out the cash playoffs or not
PTSD from losing the North Stars

>Caps-Pens

GAAAAAAARY!

imagine posting a gif like this in /hoc/

Why is the Western Conference so shit this year?

and here we see the typical american postier shun away hockey discussion and in hopes that food or politics will be the new topic at hand

>this year

You’re right this isn’t a sport for jews

sandbagging to lull the East into a false sense of security

For me it’s bullying all teams that aren’t >us aka >my team

yes but the point is even if they just stumble into the playoffs and lose in the 1st round that is 2, possibly 3, easy sellouts where they can jack up ticket price too. lots of teams are like that because the owners want to make money.

Then why do the Dallas Stars exist?

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NO MORE 1ST ROUND EXITS
SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THE 2ND WILDCARD SPOT

the 2 worst teams in the league are in the leastern conference.

oilers sabres who yinz got?

[awoos in the distance]

sexual harassment lawsuit and ultimatum from wife

dont think boudreau is looking to get fired.

>oilels
>ever

In the East, the bad teams are the exception that stands out.
In the West, the good teams are the exception.

Awoo indeed

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take it
you'll be doing >us a favor

Arizona would probably be 2nd in the Pacific right now if half of their team wasn't crippled all year.

Idea d’business: asking Gary to move the relocanes to the faggy west

have you seen his face lately?
>beet red before the game even starts
>doesn't even care about shaving anymore
he wants to retire. he's sick of this shit

We need more yotes playoff games desu

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in the east tampon bay and the snes stand out clearly. the west is much closer.

Still don't know who this "relocanes" team is that you keep talking about.
Surely, they can't be related to the Hurricanes.

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he already promised the ploffs. his job is on the line.

it was all a ruse
he is gonna retire at the end of the season
no need to fire

Yeah but both the Jests and the Preds are playing some of the worst hokkei ever; slow, bad zone entrances, over passing, etc.

White outs are cringe but their run to the WCF that one time was neat.

Took a /nap/ and dreamed I had this awesome dog lads

>have you seen his face lately?
>beet red before the game even starts
Pretty sure that's standard for him.

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Breed?

only SHIT games today

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the jets invented the whiteout. other shit sports copied the idea from the jets.

that's not even top-tier red face Brucie

I don’t know it looked like a big version of a doge

I know, it's just the only one I have.

Shiba Inu? I hear Nick Suzuki has one.

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Telangiectasia.

Classic sign of prolonged alcohol abuse.

Based. Are they expensive? Are they retarded?

imagine that but more red and also hasn't shaved in a week.
and it's not "he's trying to grow a beard" stubble.
it's "he doesn't care anymore" stubble.

Very expensive, and no they're very smart. They also never bark.

This looks profoundly unhealthy.

coaching the Wild takes a toll on you

>Shiba Inu Price Range: In general Shiba Inu puppies with limited registration from reputable breeders cost between $1400 – $2200. Full registration puppies cost between $2000 – $3500.

Fuck me in my ass man

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IS THAT THE DOGE MEME DOG?

>tfw only SHIT teams playing tonight

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>le old baby coach man

yes

the jets stole the idea from calgary’s c of red

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the whiteout defeated the c of red that year

Heard you guys were talking shit

yeah but jest fans are injuns and calgary fans are cowboys and cowboys > injuns

no

I'm now picturing an angry duck coming after me with a knife clutched in its bill.

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would you accept the soilers getting another 1st overall this year if >your team could pick 3rd overall?

>yes

I member editing that

abso-fucking-lutely. won't matter if they get first anyway and >my team never gets picks that high.

Mixed messages, leafs.

Why do ducks have the worst posters?

Analslime is a shithole filled with assholes.

mexicans dont under hockey

general reminder that the mild passed on brock boeser to draft joel eriksson ek. a complete tear-down and rebuild does not lead to a successful team when you have bad amateur scouting department.

>Anaheim
>the Turducken of Anuses

Only one worth a damn

BROOONS

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>mad
>at ducks

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hello is latvia here? I have important matters to discuss with him

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Flam bro?

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I approve

Imagine having a trip and thinking you have any friends here.

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Why do you need friends?

Imagine tripping balls, ewe guise

Sup bro wanna be friends just to fuck this guy over? >91262330

Try me you dumb spic

I always enjoy making people who get angry for no reason angry desu

Thinking it might be time to FART on the Milds.

>he still doesn't know the deeper bracket lore
Grim.

Holy shit imagine fucking caring about the """deeper faggot lore""" of some retarded casual analslime tripfag.
The absolute trash state of nu/hoc/

['70s trumpets playing in the distance]

What did you lads win on Roll up the Rim this month?

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Canada is such a weird place.

Won two coffees and that’s it
I threw up the cups anyways because it’s too much a hassle to redeem.

not good a /hoc/ today boys

utter shit desu
BUT good news: pulju got surgery for both his hips today

Should have shanted the moment tripfags showed up.

I know how to get this thread back on track.

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you got me lol
whats up buddy

Gee I wonder why

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>makes an offtopic post of an ugly slag
looking at this image is making me gay

it's aite. /cric/ isn't doing so hot either

Would hire a Finn to build me a proper sauna

I think you might just already be gay.

are the leafs gonna have to make a special holiday for all their players?

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remember where you stand slumbelt
strawpoll.me/16416987/r

in the glory days of /hoc/ almost everyone tripped
only newfags get triggered by tripcodes

holy shit he's not a complete fatty here. guess he had to work on it

Shame the ducks won't make the playoffs so I can watch them get the absolute shit kicked out of them again.

RIP, Ted. We hardly knew your penis.

just ignore him buddy

>ducks unironically use a goal song called “bro hymn”

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naw i was 100% heterosexual this morning
gotta be the image

for me, it's old style.

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>514 votes
I call bogus

BROOOOOOOOOONS

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absolutely based

you can vote for more than 1

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAALIES

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ducks have such a likeable team I don't know how anybody could hate them. they play the sport the way it's meant to be played. Perry and Getzlaf are legends

Legendary hairlines

This is decent bait. Not bad for >a fucking leaf.

That's the biggest problem with the >jest.

Should I buy a Switch? Kinda want to play Splatoon and the new Mario game.

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Go for it, my dude!

See you on r/hockey!

I'm being honest, the style of hockey they play is much more entertaining to me than 90% of the other teams in the NHL

t. Dennis from Denver

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Not much m8. More seethers today than usual though

Sallane was a legend too. all around a very likable team. they should switch back to the jerseys from the 90s

getting your balls removed is a hefty price for some vidya.

They're slow, third-rate grinders and pests. They want to be The Big Bad Broons of modern day hokkei but they end up just being geriatrics on the ice getting dunked on by Shorks and their fast, aggressive style.

based bro

Perry and Getzlaf are cunts but they were horses.. back in the day.

See you tomorrow, bud.

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mario is decent, not much replayability though

and splatoon? really?

if anything, buy it for the new fire emblem coming out

let me make this perfectly clear:

hockey is free for all

do it, shits fun
don’t worry about all the projecting basedboys

I noticed that too. makes sense this time of year when playoff hopes are being crushed

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no idea what your gay general is about but I always liked your op images on the catalog way better then those shitty /heem/ ones
/nonicefight fan

didnt know hoc was full of Sonyggers. fuck off back to plebbit

True that. Hoping for a (you) guys vs knights wcf and a bolts/canes ecf

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>I *need* to trip otherwise people could counterfeit my mistake-addled shit quality MSpaint brackets!
kys tripnigger

hey nazi

based germany. /heem/ fucking sucks

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what are they the state of again?

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everytime Finland isnt in the thread, everyone should be asking
>where's Finland

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i HATE finaldn

>flames/knights wcf

>no idea what your gay general is about
The greatest (and whitest) sport in history. Start watching DEL, EBEL, or the Swiss league.
>but I always liked your op images on the catalog way better then those shitty /heem/ ones
Glad to be of service, Freund.

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state of sexual assault to minors

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i just assume finland only posts when he's hungover. the rest of the time he's probably just out fucking shit up

>hating our greatest ally

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Finland lives on inside all of us.

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Suicide and depression is mostly about genetics. You can't really do shit about it. Suicide and depression are nature's way to clean trash genes and prevent reproduction

>Glad to be of service, Freund.
disgusting
why are you taking credit for the services user provides?

S rest in piss cuck

Is this you?

henlo finlan

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The only white general on this shit board is /cric/. Reminder that Indians are aryan by definition and therefore white. Certainly whiter than Chinknada and mUttSA

By that logic if I'm not suicidal then my genes are good

>user
Aber es war mich.

fuck. go back

genetics is a cop out excuse, a relic ideology from the era of eugenics that bullshit sites like those dna tests perpetuate in the minds of the masses. It's all about how you are raised, everyone is born tabula rasa, deal with it

trip up then if you want to take the credit

grease, please shut the fuck up.

Very glad to finally have Finland back with us.

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t. gurdeep

>86
Mad because of his shit genetics

You should kys yourself anyway just to be sure.

>not dealing with it

No, my genes are good :^)

Finna boutta sauté some mushrooms, bell pepper, and onion in a balsamic vinegar reduction. Any tips?

t. fatty with weak bones

>umad
typical
you know what i say is true, you want notoriety for your posts then create a tripcode and be done with it
you have zero understanding of what it means to be anonymous

Nah.
Du musst nur mit deiner Unrichtigkeit leben.

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I'm actually not fat any more and my bones are fine

Why balsamic vinegar?

I don't think you know whats going on

>constantly assumes the wrong thing and conflates different posters
No wonder you want everyone to trip up. You need fucking training wheels to be able to follow along with the thread.

I don’t believe you fatty.

dont go too hot too fast, you don't want to burn the reduction. Bon appetite user

this is the typical “”””””””cuisine”””””””” of finland

youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

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>86
>31

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

so you'll take credit then tell me im wrong?
lmao
>No wonder you want everyone to trip up.
do you struggle with reading comprehensions, asking one faggot to trip up is not the same as asking everyone
>You need fucking training wheels to be able to follow along with the thread.
pot meet kettle

What the other user said, also I hope you got some meat to have with that. Finally balsamic is something where quality does matter so getting a slightly pricier one will pay dividends.

How do Canadians always manage to make everything worse.

pure fucking autism itt. can smell it

you fucking retard >86 is greases IQ it had nothing to do with your post.

go back faggot

embarrassing

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we were taught by americans

Good job faggot. We almost finally went a whole thread without you fat fucking virgins talking about food but you fat loser opened you fat mourh unironicallly killl youself fat bitch

/hoc/: one actual post about hockey and the remainder are just everybody calling eachother faggots

oh it's the food that upsets you?

agreed

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wouldn't have it any other way desu

Smell that air! Couldn't you just drink it like booze?

Quiet faggot

just wait Until I gey home
I’ll show you autism like you’ve never seen

just the way the sunbelt likes it

that would be a fun series to watch, but I think the sharks are going to take the west this year. the east is a mystery to me, the bolts obviously look like the most likely to win but I thought the same thing last year. now the bruins are playing great too so who knows

>he cant drive the conversation in /hoc/
yikes

FUCK OFF TO CK YOU FAT BITCH GOD FUCKING DAMN

let's get this bump limit so /cric/ won't see us like this

BEE TEE EFF OH

do you think the surgeons examined buljus penis when he was out?

>he thinks /ck/ discusses cooking

the best way to fight shitposting is to stop replying to it

willing to share my peanut butter stuffed pretzel bites
>rags

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upvote

thanks fren
>rags

are we best friends??

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thinking about the incels who seethe when /hoc/ isn't exactly how they want

Willing to bet you faggots would be eating the boards if you ever tried stepping on the ice with me.

then we will just have shitposters replying to shitposts and the hockey discussion even further marginalized

*chokes in post*

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i mcclavicled a kid before and im not afraid to do it again.

Hi is this where the hockey discussion are?

Do you guys buy canned beans or dried beans?

>not even chocolate covered
baka

kys

dried 100%, as i plan at least 24 hours in advance which meal ill be having

wtf I had no idea, absolutely BASADO

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Sorry Im gonna have to downvote this. It is not contributing to the discussion. Please try to improve your posting going forward

how much is he going to sign for an extension
10 mil? more?

by then, the going rate will be 15m mil per

he already signed

>28
>8
>Wangs
Don't really remember the 98 Lee too well unfortunately, my first time really appreciating the championship was in 02.

look out anons, this is a leaf and they know everything about hokkei so your life could be in danger

why does he look disgusted?

things nuhoc is obsessed with:
>reddit
>tripcodes
>gays
>n words
>hurricanes
>sunbelt in general
>etc.

things nuhoc doesn't seem to care about:
>hockey
>hockey related discussions

you have to wait for rph or at least for the sunbelt retards to go to sleep to discuss hockey.

i feel like this happens every season though. more posters.

sounds about right

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that screenshot said his cap hit is under 1 mil so I assumed he was still on his ELC
Tkachuk drafted the same year and I know he needs to re-sign this offseason.

Hello, nu/hoc/.

>reddit
is hockey
>tripcodes
are hockey
>gays
are hockey
>n words
play hockey
>hurricanes
also hockey
>sunbelt in general
still hockey

try again

Itll be a good time either way
Theres no where to go back to m8.
>never been to reddit
>been on 4chin since 04

...

I'm sorry but this post is just extremely low quality. I'm thinking of reporting it. I know you mention hockey related discussions, but you don't actually engage in any hockey related discussions in it. Very unbecoming for a member of this community.

Polite sage

you've probably left out a couple dozen obsessions, you faggot redditor

How good would a mexican national team be with Matthews, idk Matt Nieto, maybe 1 or 2 more nhl fringe guys like that, and average chicano college players

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announcing sage is a bannable offense

good enough to get worked over by the likes of denmark

wouldnt even be like slovakia tier.

hokkei time you dumb faggots

he's right, you know

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Okay leaf fans, would you rather just Nylander (6.96) or Kadri + Brown (6.6)? I think Dubas trades Kadri + Brown (hopefully Zaitsev+Brown) before he comes close to thinking about trading Willy.

He's our 5th or 6th best player on an elite offensive team and he carries his own line better than Kadri and Brown do together...

I get he has really really really high value and at 6.96 his contract will jut keep getting better but he can be a 1/2C on most teams and definitely a 1RW on almost all of them. Appreciate willy and what he brings because puck possession to him is like a professional soccer player playing keep away from a 6 year old.

end of thread reminder that tavares IS overrated shit

and its posts like this one that proves it

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

>if i use the word sage people won't think i'm new

Not as good as the Jihadi team, with Justin Abdul Qadir, Jihadri and the rest

based and classy rph bro

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>RPH
>Not sunbelt
Nigger

>our
dropped

>Real Specific Hours

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new

eichel iss a jealous little bitch

Kneelander can't drive a line becasue he avoids contact along the wall.

trying to find other players

>Rhett Thomas Rakhshani (born March 6, 1988) is an American professional ice hockey forward, currently contracted by the Frölunda Indians in the Swedish Hockey League (SHL).[1] He was selected by the New York Islanders in the 4th round (100th overall) of the 2006 NHL Entry Draft. Rakhshani is of Iranian-German-Mexican-American descent.[2][3]

Welcome to the team, Rhett Rakshani

I wish I could photoshop this well

I wish I had such good sense of humour too

you aren't supposed to eat the cups lad

Currie has been a good story. 26 and his first run in the bigs, 7gp-2g-2a.

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4-5
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