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Ben bullied Robbie
Ben will be heavyweight champ by years end
No one likes Ali AbQaedaziz
>Robbie give me your lunch money
>no one likes mudslimes
We know already
Join the /heem/ Whatsappgroup. Only guys with small penises aren't in it
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>chat.whatsapp.com
Colby afraid of Ali Abdelaziz
>is that the best you've got dana?
Usman so shook he has his manager trying to get Colby commissioned
>/heem/ Whatsappgroup
Formerly /r/heem
why do you keep doing this
literally no one has any interest in sharing their personal info to join your whatsapp group
>Cain (stoppage is bullshit muh knee)
>Tj (stoppage is bullshit muh single leg)
>Robbie (stoppage is bullshit I was awake)
>Marc Goddard (I was wrong to stop Smilin Sam)
We need Yamasaki back NO QUESTIONS
If Askren was exposed, then why did he win via a first round stoppage?
ali wouldn't try that if he was alone against cody
he's the biggest bitch
and cody reminds me of that one kid that always mocks older guys and runs away but gets beat up eventually
Anik going at Goddard
cody garbrandt is my boy no matter how stupid he is
Wait do you guys actually share your dick picks in there? Munch of mentally ill
because he was exposed as the BOAT (best of all time)
based and boypilled
Askren escaped some of the most vicious ground and pound seconds after being dropped almost 6 feet onto his head. Got a takedown, attempted multiple submissions and locked one in, the guy has some heart.
y r u gae
I don't understand why Robbie let him back him to the cage. You'd think he would throw a bomb or something since Ben already took so much damage.
No doubt he absorbed some vicious shots on the ground, Joe
Lawler wasn't out, he just couldn't hear the judge because he had airpods on.
Early stoppage.
My theory that they would announce JBJ/DC 3 after JBJ beat Smith has not come to fruition.
That can only mean one thing:
DC is fighting Bork.
>colby dissing woodley's mom
fucking kek
why does no one beat him irl
If Cain had this much heart he'd be eyeing up JBJ or Stipe right now.
u mean if he had this much cartilage in his knees and spine
throwing another bomb wasn't part of the script dummy
Fighters unironically scared of lawsuits
Normie mulatto tier meme
I feel J Walker, got a shoulder that can pop out so easily too. Stupid celebration though.
Robbie these days fights in bursts. After Askren got back up, I think he needed a rest too, and took his foot off the gas once he realised he can't force a finish because Ben's got a chin and it would gas him out
So he kind of waited a bit, which allowed Askren to plod forward again
That said, Lawler's TDD and sprawls were literally fantastic in the early moments of the fight. I was very impressed, he stuffed Askren a lot and even the follow ups.
Explain.
Askren bless
Business plan: Start up a MMA organisation which allows wrestling and BJJ, but also allows each fighter to nominate one individual of their corner team who will be allowed to jump the cage and start kicking and stomping on the initiator of the leghumping to simulate how useless leghumping is IRL situations.
>Sam Alvey nominates his wife
I hope he nominates her to sit on my face desu
heem is literally the smartest general ever
guarantee he wants to watch
I could not, I repeat not, heem anyone itt
post fighters that literally no one can hate
I think you'd be surprised
post your bench press max
this guy right here
Interesting
I had my own idea.
The contest would be between two teams, each composed of two different people. The fight starts off as normal, between two people, but the fighter can tag in their partner and then the partner starts fighting instead, once he has been tagged in.
The tag is physical, you can't just call your partner, you have to slap their hand, hence "tag".
If a fighter is tired or injured, he can tag in his teammate to takeover. And if the teammate then becomes tired, he can then tag back in the partner who has now recovered.
I'm stuck on the name though,. I'm thinking something like "Team Fight"
my nigga
pretty sure one of the spammers is in wheelchair
heeming them shouldn't be hard
based and correct
GSP
>Dinosaurs
>Ladies Man
>Aliens
>GOAT
>Highest fight IQ in UFC history
>Humble
Anything else?
weeabo
>got ko'd stiff by a Jiu Jitsu manlet
truly, the quintessential reddit fighter
Should making your opponent orgasm be added as a win condition to wmma fights?
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a fucking leaf
loves black women
Only people with big PP's
who doesnt
Man she's gonna fucking get it later on.
everytime I watch this, I think they are going to kiss
>askren is a heemster
not surprised tbqhwy
glad to see my webm being saved
peak performance boomer wrestling man
hes literally never once been KO'd stiff in his career what the fuck are you talking about
Who is going to come out as a lesbian first? My money's on Clawja.
keep coping, fag
lmao im not even the original person you responded to you literal retard. He tapped out to Serra so explain how one taps when KO'd? Hmm
you can't just post objectively incorrect things and respond with a defensive comeback word when someone calls you out on it
they were unconscious muscle spasms, retard
lmfao not only are you dumb but you're clearly very upset about how wrong you were keep it up my guy
When is Smith getting back in the cage with Jones?
that's how I choose to go through life, dumb and angry, mostly not sober
Favourite JRE MMA Show?
lmao well at least youre honest and not wrong like that english gentleman
This destroys nerds who think bjj = judo
>It is believed that the popularity of those strategies was the reason why Kodokan changed its competitive ruleset, restricting ground fighting and entries in 1925 and replacing draws for decision victories or yusei-gachi in 1929.[4] Jigoro Kano was reportedly unsatisfied with kosen rules, and was quoted in 1926 as believing that kosen judo contributed to create judokas more proficient at winning sport matches at the cost of being less skilled at self-defense.[8] Despite his posture, the kosen movement continued on, having barely changed its rules through all its story.
The founder of Judo was against the judo that looked like BJJ
GETTING KO'D WITH THE BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSS
well, fuck england man, we can all agree on that
retard
>IM LE TROLL
Not an argument
Absolutely, my fellow patriot
>bjj = judo
No one thinks that outside of this strawman you've constructed
based 1/15th irish posters
If it weren't for us this art would have been forgotten and we would still be believing in kung fu shit.
We were testing arts since the 20s. I think gringo zoomers are ungrateful as fuck. I've noticed this Yea Forums zoomers have trouble accepting that non-first world countries have contributed to stuff they like so they prefer to delete history and invent their own reality
retard
There's a lot of people who think BJJ is just a subset of Judo. Which is true to some extend as the original Gracie style BJJ was just a subset of Judo, but -like Brazillian user outlined above- it was a subset that was completely pushed aside by the vast majority of the Judo community.
Welsh actually
BJJ = rebranded judo and catch
gracies weren't even taught jiujitsu by maeda. they were basically carnies who learned techniques from actual jiujitsu practitioners and catch wrestlers.
0 arguments again.
based hue
everyone with Schuab.
Luke Thomas didn’t have any evidence for his Askren-Lawler analysis that would end the discussion like he claimed. He iust showed other fights where someone appeared to go out
Swing and a miss
Robbie always delivers against wrestlers
Luke Thomas is fucking retarded, so idk what you expected
You know what's beautiful? 100% of gringos have a bjj lineage that goes through Brazilians.
Danaher:
Lineage: Mitsuyo Maeda > Carlos Gracie > Helio Gracie > Carlos Gracie Jr > Renzo Gracie > John Danaher
Bj Penn:
Lineage: Mitsuyo Maeda > Carlos Gracie > Carlson Gracie > André Pederneiras > BJ Penn
Keenan Cornelius:
Lineage: M. Maeda > C. Gracie > R. Gracie > Osvaldo Alves > Luis Dagmar > André Galvão > Keenan Cornelius
Eddie Bravo:
Lineage: Mitsuyo Maeda > Carlos Gracie > Hélio Gracie > Carlos Gracie Jr > Jean Jaques Machado > Eddie Bravo
shameless revisionism. have some decency.
The gracies weren't even the only ones who were important in BJJ
Fadda as well
> He is known for being one of the highest ranked non-Gracie black belts and also for teaching students from the poorer areas of Rio de Janeiro, where jiu-jitsu was regarded as an upper-class sport. Fadda's lineage, the most prominent second to the Carlos Gracie lineage, still survives through his links with today's teams such as Nova União, Grappling Fight Team,[3] as well as Deo Jiu-Jitsu (Deoclecio Paulo) and Equipe Mestre Wilson Jiu-Jitsu (Wilson Pereira Mattos).
I don't think that's really fair desu. The whole point of MMA is pulling from as many exotic styles as possible and testing which sticks. Nobody is saying Muay Thai is secretly Dutch kickboxing.
Brazil definitely contributed to Jiujitsu and MMA in a big way, that's undeniable. People are just discussing the Gracie version of the BJJ origin story, which is a fair thing to do imo. I also think it has more to do with people disliking the Gracie family than it has to do with people disliking Brazil.
retard
>hue trying to defend his fellow hue conmen debunks the """B"""JJ con in his own post
He also thought martial arts should be for self-development and that fighting outside the gym or sanctioned competition was always wrong. Guy was a fucking pussy and should consider himself lucky that brazilian hyper machos with toxoplasma re-adopted the most useful parts of his art to fight in the streets over pussy and hespect.
The original gracie bjj is really basic but as time went on bjj evolved the game independently. Nowadays gringo are helping. See Eddie Bravo with his rubber guard and Cornelius with his worm guard
why do you think that refutes anything?
fadda was hugely influenced by catch himself. it's where he got leg/footlocks from.
You know what you won't discuss? How these bjj bums have been ducking the real challenge, there has not been a single brazilian that parked on train tracks MUCH LESS SURVIVED SUICIDE BY TRAIN. These lazy training bjj """""fighters"""""" know they don't have what it takes to last a SECOND against an inbound train. If you want to make it through to the decision you NEED American Wrestling Pedigree supported by sports science. I don't want to hear about subs, I don't want to hear about their good cardio, EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUS SHOOK!!! There has not been a single bjj guy that has survived a suicide attempt, much less by an 18000 ton machine constructed with American steel.
BlowJob Jitsu on suicide watch
even japanese people recognize that bjj is a different art.
Yuki Nakai was a judoka and then became the first japanese BJJ black belt after he got defeated by Rickson Gracie and he watched royler gracie
Nowadays his gym is the one of the most important ones in japan. he gave shinya aoki his black belt
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..what are you even saying? Noone in Brazil denies Jujitsu is Japanese.. what?
>Muh catch
even barnett who is the current "catch champion" trained in BJJ and got submitted by Gordon Ryan who was like a thousand pounds lighter than him
Barnett who is the big champion of catch trained bjj and got his art by training with Erik Paulson a black belt in bjj
>In 1986, however, Paulson returned to explore grappling when he started Brazilian jiu-jitsu under Rorion, Royce and Rickson Gracie in his garage.[3]
Catch is such a fucking meme. A practically extinct style, numbers of practioners ranging in the literal 10s worldwide, obviously impossible to find anywhere. Of course Yea Forums contrarianism are going to jerk off over it.
Yeah no one in brazil denies the influence of japan that's why we call it jiu jitsu
No one in Brazil call it "Brazilian Jiu Jitsu". We call it only "Jiu Jitsu". The gringos felt the need to add the Brazilian because they saw it was different to everything they saw
Also more people practice Judo here than Jiu Jitsu..
"""B"""JJ is arrogance in its purest form. Look at how much boxing changed between 1900-1940. Nobody tried to rename it, or claim it as their own. It was just seen as the evolution of the art.
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wake up Jones
This, fucking huemonkeys.
>arrogance in its purest form
sorry you little nerd
in this thread it's been established that
1. Jigoro Kano (the inventor of Judo) was against the judo that looked like BJJ
2. Brazilians don't call BJJ "BJJ". We call it "jiu jitsu". The "brazilian" part was attached to it because gringos realized that it was different to other "jiu jitsus". The gracies were actually angry about it. They wanted it to be known as "gracie jiu jitsu"
3. Japane people brought the art to japan. The first BB was a japanese judoka who got defeated by rickson and then decided to learn the art after watching royler gracie
What is next for smiff
Unironically? Manuwa.
Bros, I thought females were attractive, especially japanes waifus. But all of them are ugly as fuck
>Brazilians don't call BJJ "BJJ". We call it "jiu jitsu".
>The gracies were actually angry about it. They wanted it to be known as "gracie jiu jitsu"
Who do you think we're calling arrogant, sweetie.
>In Brazil, the art is still called "Jiu-Jitsu". When the Gracies went to the United States and spread Jiu-Jitsu, they used the terms "Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu" and "Gracie Jiu-Jitsu" to differentiate from the already present styles using similar-sounding names. In a 1994 interview with Yoshinori Nishi, Hélio Gracie said that he didn't even know the word of judo itself until the sport came in the 1950s to Brazil, because he heard that Mitsuyo Maeda called his style "Jiu-Jitsu".
now you are just exposing yourself as a defensive reactionary. the discussion is about the historical origins of BJJ, which catch played a huge (and intentionally underreported) part in.
catch is such a meme that even drawing from a miniscule pool of practitioners it still produced talent that destroyed the vaunted gracies. and the point, which you miss, is that BJJ is only the art that it is today because of catch.
>tfw RENA will never destroy your liver
I grew up street fighting all over S. Florida, you wouldn't last one minute with some bullshit BJJ nonsense
The Gracies are meme. They fucked up people in MMA but see they literally chose Royce because he looked like a twink to prove BJJ was superior
But Royce got choked out by Wallid Ismail in pure BJJ
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They are always against sport BJJ and they have become those guys that fossilize themselves with tradition
the virgin beta weebs FEAR the brazilian CHADS
fact
sup bitch im in golden glades come get some
Miyu a cute and hot
trust me kid, you don't want any of this smoke
This is original Ju-Jutsu looks like this
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It's a massive meme. BJJ is enough of a development to call it something different.
It had some good influence on bjj, but nowadays it's clearly a meme. Most of the modern catch guys started in something else, or are really training judo/bjj/sambo, it's just they're calling it catch.
>generalizing all gracies
>believing the "royce was chosen for being physically unimpressive" story
>royce got defeated in competition once therefore gracies are just a meme
dumbass underage
Colby vs Khabibi
Who wins?
Is this perfect matchup to beat Khabob?
I read that in his voice
Gomenasai
he didn't tap you mong
If you can't use it in a diverse neighborhood, then it is not an effective form of self defense.
>inb4 b-b-but Ryan Hall in a waffle house
Show Ryan sub a drunk person of color at The Game's concert or get fucked
all grappling styles are merging and co-evolving. it's just BJJ has the branding and institutional support to maintain it's identity (at least in name). most BJJ guys today are training sambo/catch techniques that were specifically discouraged or outright banned in BJJ but instead of saying they are training another art they just say it's now part of BJJ (and I'm not saying it isn't either).
>mong
Cringe
based and roidpilled
>Reminder that England has created and forgotten more martial "arts" than the rest of the World combined
>Reminder that we deliberately forgot all that faggotry when we discovered the noble art of pub/street fighting through the Norf/Souf rivalry
The only thing stopping MMA from being dominated by our hooligans is the fact that they think MMA is for mincers.
Jiu Jitsu?? More like LAME haha
The last good UFC game was Undisputed 3
Your hooligans got rekt by Russians in Marseille though
saku was FORCED to break the arm by renzo's unwavering bushido spirit, thus making the gracies the true victors
We picked up swords and guns and never looked back. Asians only had their hands because they couldn't afford food, let alone weapons.
This is the state of catch in 2019
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Yea Forums virgins still pretend it's a strong style and the superior art. Sad! Should be put out of it's misery once and for all. Catch belongs in 1910s carnival fares.
>in Marseille
Uuum, sweetie. Our Hooligans aren't allowed to travel outside of the country during international events. Those were "Lads"tm. There is a big difference.
>jones beats up some can
>woodley afk
>ref heems our bro robbie
>cody with the lowest fight IQ of all time
what happened lads?
From what I've seen from catch video they are focused on getting techniques from any position. BJJ has the philosophy of "position before submission"
>submission grappling in shoes
based and realitypilled
Who will be the one to stop JON?
>can't actually respond to post
>doesn't @ and posts misdirected nonsense
why are scandis such cowardly cucks?
Did you watch Aoki vs Sakuraba? It was a sad fight
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When we think "gods of jiu jisu" we don't think of the gracies. I personally think of Marcelo Garcia
Cope
Sakuraba was flushed in his early 30s, the guy showed up to half his fights covered in tape. Marcelo is super impressive.
Lol this is the same retard that didn’t know freestyle or folkstyle wrestling existed and that they didn’t cut weight. Now you’re an expert, dumbass? Lmao
first good thread you ever made
>"what are you doing hugging each other, faggots, this is a kickboxing fight"
What did he mean by this?
I care about you so little I don't even bother clicking at your comments.
based schizo user.
Literally /ourguy/ dabbing on wrestledorks
Is Ben the reason why Dana refuses to open up a 165 lb division?
>Catch wrestling is being displayed in bingo halls drawing pennies from toothless masses and talent being paid in hotdogs (No soda) while BJJ is drawing dimes
Very good
Roasting the jew.
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royce lasted NINETY MINUTES against a japanese monster tree times his size. may as well have been godzilla in there! there is no way to interpret this fight other than a moral victory for the gracie clan.
Dana fears the folkstyle
Anik really is our boy isn't he?
kek, kikes BTFO
lel, based funky
nah he's a kike and goddard is unironically a good ref who isn't on the take from the jewfc
>"your nose is so big you could breathe in all the smoke from an oven-"
What the fuck?
heem is pro marc goddard, we don't want boring gay fence hugging we want heems
Lads, how can you hate this god?
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/ourguy/
This is correct. We are followers of the just bleed guy's philosophy.
Chadnik getting it done here tonite
reminder that Royce took so many steroids for their rematch (that he lost) that he broke the state of California's testing equipment
Nice argument, retard. You still don’t know shit
Just more proof that Askren is BASED.
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Check out Ham she seems nice
>wanting what the cazzies want
>not wanting a cheeky de-construction of what fighting even means
hurr durr ur stoopid abloo bloo
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOHH
>HE'S OUT
>HE'S OUT
>OH NO HE'S NOT OUT
>OH WASN'T OUT OH NO
Based
I kinda want to see Askren vs Usman.
Wrestling power and pressure vs wrestling technique
joe is great
Ben is undefeated in ONE, Bellator AND the UFC
single-handedly made the UFC and MMA household words.
Who wins, Till vs Askren?
Yeah pretty much faggot. Europeons are the most worthless dumbest shitheads here. Never seen a single Europeon make anything resembling an insightful quality post
WOAH! You aren't going to believe what Colby just did.
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based
daily reminder: Aoki has broken 4 people's arms in competition
interesting work, Colby
Till would shit his pants at the threat of a takedown and forget how to strike.
Twice is based.
Colby is a try-hard loser.
...not seeing your point
Marc Goddard did nothing wrong.
This man is going to claim the WW belt while looking like he survives on McDonalds and Beer and without even throwing a single punch.
He defended well against Woodley
*taps
Hey Joe, could you fuck up eggs more k thx
This is really powerful stuff.
Do you think Ben Askren's grandma could really take down Till if she got in real deep on a single leg?
Daily reminder: Aoki is a bum without pants
and then gsp will unretire again, win belt, talk about dinosaurs and aliens, rinse, repeat.
He'll do this every few years until he's 60.
Yes and it took up so much of his Scouse monkey brain that he forgot his stand up game completely.
Did he wear pants for that? I rest my case.
Whose wife did poor saku fuck?
used his hand instead of a spatula, or had a Grizzly bear to cook for him?
Barnett has never trained BJJ. He received an honorary black belt without training as it was a requirement to compete in some competition.
And Barnett is one guy. Catch has relatively few practitioners. Catch is per capita more successful.
nope.
defense rests, your Honour
Are people ironically memeing Ben because others are salty over the stoppage OR are people sincerely fans of the guy?
One of the most likable former champs imo
>a pantsless shinya can beat the 46 year old corpse of Saku
I don't know how proud you should be of that
Dudes, I remember one thing. Gringos tend to think Gracies are like these gods here but no . They are just the pioneers. I already posted sakuraba getting owned by BJJ Aoki
But I just remembered when sakuraba got fucking DESTROYED by adcc god Arona
He trained with Paulson who was a BJJ guy
both
How much of a mame is 10th planet?
thinking about going to one near here
Who the fuck comes here for insight?
I actually like the guy but he is going to get exposed Ronda style
Barnett also trained directly with Billy Robinson. Early bjj guys crosstrained and competed against catch wrestlers of their time. Grappling is fun either way, I just want to make people tap.
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If you’re just starting out I don’t think it matters where you go. You’ll just be learning basic shit for the first couple years anyways.
I like him and you should too goof
>establishing firm side control
I'm gonna call him based and chadpilled
>Askren has Till this shook with just a few tweets
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LMAOing @ anybody who gives Till, even a punchers chance against him.
>Goddard is unironically a good ref
Yikes
Till is very strong in the clinch
For sure my man, Till is a munster
>two absolute bums fight each other
Very exciting.
t. ufc water carrier
G_d bless herb dean the true gold standard
Scouse born.
Scouse inbred.
Strong in the arm.
Weak in the head.
Post /heem/ approved refs
I'll start with a dark horse
This ain't it, chief
Even the fattest loser here could heem cody at this point
He had to find a new boy at 170 lbs because Woodley got flushed
Leben is a ref now?
that was families and full kit wearers
group of milwall boys stood in the russian stand and didnt get touched
Why is bare knuckle becoming a thing?
Can someone shut this abomination down right this instant.
Your skin is literally the color of feces
>This ain't it, chief
Wrong subreddit, /r/mma is on Yea Forums, not 4channel
>so revved he doesn't reply
British fragility in full display
t. NSAC bootlicker
Sakuraba was half Arona's size, when he had a size advantage he armlocked ADCC champions Renzo and Royler at the first serious attempt
>Being booty blast about being denied a (You)
Chillax, sweetie.
based brenny schaubers
Barnett:
>Honorary black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu under Erik Paulson[3]
>2nd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu under Rigan Machado[4][5]
Barmett is just memeing
Will there ever be pajeet champs?
Heeminder that these people have the lowest percentage of lean body mass at birth, FAR LOWER than mongoloids who are the next ones up.
Sakuraba was bigger than the gracies as well. You admitted yourself. He got owned by someone smaller than him with a modern game (Aoki)
>downloading a new schaub image to not reply
In awe of the tism of this lad
More of a SNSD kinda guy myself.
probably better pay
no idea what you'e on about, but congrats on your first post, Ethan
Just amateur fights
He got owned because he was a decrepit old man who had been retired for 4 years and shouldn't have been in any kind of ring. If you think Aoki does anything to prime Sakuraba except get punched once and then curl up into a ball you should watch his fights with Sakurai
>SNSD
hell yeah, their ground-breaking first years were the cutest shit in entertainment ever.
When they went "sexy" they lost me, tho
>jiujitsutimes.com
“>Yes, I have a BJJ Black Belt, But it’s not what you think.
>First off I don’t train in BJJ, I almost never put on a gi (Only to teach or help Erik assist), and I stick by my training in Catch Wrestling and it’s concepts. When I step on the mats of Metamoris or in the UFC cage, I am walking in on the back of my Catch Wrestling style. I don’t practice a bunch of guard work, sweeps, or limit my submission work to any BJJ derived conceptual rule base. I don’t do BJJ. Period. However…
>In 2009 Erik Paulson, endorsed by Rigan Machado, presented me with a Black Belt in BJJ. I was Incredibly surprised and a bit shocked, see I have never, NEVER trained in the art of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. I didn’t start out a simple white belt and work my way up the ranks and eventually grind into a black belt. But there is a method to the apparent madness here.
Do you know what honorary means?
>no idea what you'e on about, but congrats on your first post, Ethan
Cringe. Just as I expected
Sakuraba got owned in his prime by sakuraba
and then got humiliated by a lighter aoki
>91261480
Like I said Erik Paulson is a BJJ black belt+ 1986, however, Paulson returned to explore grappling when he started Brazilian jiu-jitsu under Rorion, Royce and Rickson Gracie in his garage.[3]
>Sakuraba got owned in his prime by sakuraba
This is powerful
>Sakuraba got owned by Sakuraba
Irrelevant. Barnett is not a jiu jitsu practitioner
>Sakuraba got owned in his prime by sakuraba
In many ways, this makes him the GOAT.
>don't trust anybody, not even yourself.
Rockhold vs Smith
*by arona
If you guys need a laugh, Karyn Bryant is live now talking UFC 235
Luke would smash
who is your fav. fighter who literally has autism?
>lose years of your life due to illegal knee
>don't take the DQ win, belt and another chance to beat jones, also secure your family for life
Is anthony smith the biggest retard the ufc has ever seen?
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imagine the smell in that room
rockhold ko's smith, i actually want to see rockhold fight again but he's retired right?
wheres the petition to get dumbinick snooze off of commentary
>thinking they'd ever boot a company man
>507 people watching
HE HAS A LION HEART DUDE!!!
the one true /ourref/
>rushing to the defense of a woman you never met
go back to playing your switch
i was implying that it's a really low number
Who is this mutt looking basedboy
No, he is moving up to 205
my mistake, my blind misogyny lashes out sometimes
Nobody cares, you’re a meme now son.
In my opinion Robbie tapped.
A painfully stupid aspect of the sport when staying in a lethally vulnerable position (crouched on the ground) is now a valid defensive strategy.
remember when brendan said conor could take on woodley lmao
Hard to really make that point when including Gordan Ryan though.
Steroid abuse or not he's still a legit prodigy of the sport and nigh unbeatable.
I think this past weekend actually strengthened his case
UFC Ben is a panic wrestler not a Snoozeman wrestler. It’s way more exciting.
45 bings fellas
He can
This
and gained 13 pounds
race traitor
What about when she posted a picture of her nigger bf?
Usman tapped in the first round look into it
is there a fighter who has gone longer than john dodson without getting finished
Brendan Schaub
Male fighter? Probably.
2019 will be the year of Askren
Damn, respect to Anik. Not afraid to tell how everyone sees Cunt Doggard
this doubled her american followers
>Anik was born in Boston, Massachusetts and is Jewish[1]
Reminder that Munhoz just lost to Dodson. Garbrandt will never overcome his low fight IQ.
Every fooken year is askren’s year
wouldn't wanna mess with these dudes
Based
damn, I'm team Askren now
based
Ancient Greek aryans are back.
askren is a logangster too? as if he could get any more based
That nose is tragic
Less askren, more schaub
disc golf must be a manly way of playing golf
Paige Vanzant is a professional athlete that monitors her diet and trains on a daily basis but still has grandma sausage arms
did she get fake tits
I do miss Captain Marvel's old outfit.
I blacked out and missed all but random snippets of the main and comain. Are they worth going back to watch?
Quarrel Springs let the meme die.
100%, Woodley/Usman was a nailbiter
>Strikers fear me, Dana
brendan schaub
holy shit
i just looked up her age
she is only 24 years old wtf?!
she looks at least 35
he should be headlining against roidwell this weekend
White folks need to stay out of the sun or we start looking like old leather
Horrible, can't believe americans find this ugly midget thot attractive.
drugs, alcohol and many yards worth of dick are a beast
You'd think you'd learn after the first couple of times stupid dog.
>White
>Vanzant
how old do you think she is?
Yes, she confirmed it in an interview as well
early 40s
but i'm guessing she's probably in her early 20s as well?
Apparently it helps in fighting cause they're all getting it.
For sure, adding extra weight that you can never possibly lose. But it helps with sponsors, which helps with money and that's what matters for most people in the fight game.
her last name is Vanderford
35-37
26
How come her face looks so much better when she's fighting?
Is she shit at doing her makeup or does her face get fat as fuck between fights?
Nope, its Van Sletten and she's mixed as a margarita
No-gi jiu jitsu is catch, retard. It's the most rapidly growing combat sport
jones?
Some would be weight, some would be makeup, she doesn't look that much different in my opinion
Almost good b8
Here's back when she was a 115er, definitely the weight cut you're seeing
its funny that Till is talking shit about Askren considering Wonderboy got a takedown on Till.
Askren would finish Till in a round.
yeah i thought of him but he hasnt been fighting for as many years as dodson
Andrade is my favorite homosexual
Lmao @ all the seething jitz bitches, wrestlechads own this board and Mma. Askren, Colby, Marty, Mr. Bone and Tyrone BLESS
yeah.. looks like she packs a good few pounds on just in her cheeks lol
Who is next for Lawler assuming he doesn’t get the rematch?
Till would spin Asskren's oversized jaw into a different dimension within 30 seconds
have you seen how pubehead just bullrushes straight forward to try to wrestlefuck?
Gloves make fights more dangerous in the name of safety, quintessential boomer faggotry
Just fuck it all to shit and have him and Platinum assuming his arm still works
first time seeing her in the weekend, looked like a grandma
Now that the dust has settled was it kino?
for sure dern till is a MUNSTER my guy
this much like headgear they amplify the force, not even trolling
I think Ponzinibbio would be a good matchup.
>have you seen how pubehead just bullrushes straight forward to try to wrestlefuck?
Do you honestly think Till is going to be able to stop him? He couldn't even stop Wonderboy from taking him down. Wonderboy isn't a wrestler.
>Amerimutts
Why am I not Surprised? So she's as white as Schlob then.
yes, i think Till will knock him out within 30 seconds because of the way Askren just rushes forward in a straight line
Not when you ditch the gloves but keep the hand wrapping which is what all these faggot "bare knuckle" orgs that are springing up now are doing. Legit bare knuckle actually had unique strategies to deal with the fragility of the hands that are interesting and relevant for a real fight.
There's a reason it's easier to KO someone in MMA than boxing. Also the rulesets are all stupid. These new bare knuckle orgs are as worse as x-arm. Just bleed garbage with no real strategy or martial arts value that'll give the fighters hard core cte after 3 fights.
then the lawler fags can cry when he gets eye poked
you now remember johny hendricks
I don't think PVZ is as unattractive as /heem/ makes her out to be.
I want to start Brazilian Ju jitsu but there aren't any famous academies near me, does this place seem legit?
rgachester.co.uk
Lead instructor got his black belt from Roger Gracie
this nigga used to be the best welterweight in the world
is she muslim lads? she's doing the isis gesture
lol fatty
This is a WMMA thread now
blistering hot take
Kino
She's cute.
youtu.be
Poor Tyron
till literally only has two knockouts in the ufc, he sucks at wrestling, has no cardio, masvican will end his career
You spelled his name wrong
Epic
Askren will never fight again
>thinking hes gonna fight again
Dana will literally never let him near a title fight ever again no matter what the circumstance. Still my boy though, Punished Woodley arc begins now
That's fucking degenerate. Why is she shaven?
Disgusting pig whore.
>has no cardio
citation needed
>he sucks at wrestling
muh wrasslin! who gives a fuck about wrestling? this is fighting.
okay I only gonna say this once everyone watching mma should neck themselves and consider afterebrith abortion as an option
I see him getting pieced up by Masvidal, RDA and then retiring.
We are in the Askren era
>citation needed
Basically any fight of his thats gone past two rounds, turns into a sloppier beleaguered bum that likes giving reach arounds to his opponents. Wonderboy fight is the only exception to tiredness because neither of them threw a fucking strike
JRE is live and Schaub has announced his throat cancer diagnosis
We need to complete the Woodley-Wonderboy trilogy
Based
this, the fans demand it
I would rather watch Eddie Wineland take a dump
Only four years ago we had that Conor who floated on air, managed perfect distance and had knockdown power
Cocaine should be illegal
Goddard has been dogshit lately
schaub sounds pretty badass
The last 45 years or so, yes
GSP knew Askren would make Robbie his bitch so he retired.
Ok this is epic
SCHAUB
unironically redditors, and soiboys got refs like Mazzagatti and Yamasaki banned from the UFC because they actually let fighters fight
these fucking cazzie faggots have ruined this sport with these early stoppages
Who the f^ck is the stud with that raspy voice?
>JRE starts up
>talking about quake again
when the fuck is rogan going to get someone like fatality on
>53-79
Shevchenko had zero power on any of those shots, and that hue chick had some wars on her regional circuit that she won, she's tough as hell
Yamasaki is the best ref in mma by far
>the absolute state of those "punches"
BRENDAN SCHAUB!
>UK flag
>Conor dick rider
>Till Dick Rider
KEK
>on the feet, it's cody all day
100% purscent
Throat cancer schaub is kino
AIDS Schaub looking rough
Notice askren hasn't called out Wonderboy, ponzi or Maia. Notice he's ducking Lawker hard after losing the first time.
only thing wrong with this was yakasami missing the first tap lmao. but yes the fighters agree they'll take the extra cte for a definitive loss
>schaubs voice
holy fuck lol just when i thought he couldnt be anymore of a meme
goddamn what kind of faggot STD did schaub catch lads?
oral thrush from eating his wife's high mileage pussy
>contraversaly
fhur shure how am gonna pronounce it now b
same
You’ve gotta watch our guy Cody banging with the boiz
>feeling a little under the weather fellas
ENTIRELY POSSIBLE
Why do parents kiss their kids on their lips so much? First Tom brady now Schaubs wife
Can somebody reminder who started the Golden Snitch meme?
I’m pretty sure Tiger initiated it.
Have you heard Schaub talk about that Spider-Man? Pretty funny
Brendan Schaub losing his voice is a sign from a higher power telling him to stop podcasting.
>not tonguing your mum when ur 4
Total YIKES
Oh so USMAN IS THE NEXT GOAT
YES, JOE, YES
ok we need to get schaub off this podcast asap
that will be the hardest working man in chamedy, munster athlete wurk mentally, podcasting extraordinaire. fur sure on the mt rushmore of chamedy.
(raspy voice)
>I'm so on his dick
jfc schaub tell us how you really feel
17 years later
Holy fuck that's Schaub speaking I thought Rogan had bain on or some shit
kek
it's like how God didn't give Joe Rogan a sense of humour so that he wouldn't become a professional comedian
She had to have gotten a reduction.
it was probably the 17 years of training and weight cutting. Put a baby in that womb and watch them go BA-BA-BOOM
she's the simona halep of mma
Just remembered that schaub unironically named his first born son Tiger. I don't really give a fuck about what people name their kids but "Tiger" is one of those names you wouldn't even consider bringing up to the mother.
About to go see a prostitute, any advice for incalls?
he picked the name or she did
You think the tits would shrink that much just from training and cutting? Surely some shrinkage but I wouldn't think that much
>lies about street fights
HELWANI BTFO
Don't get arrested
Slob sounds like an elderly Jewish man
What the HECK is happening?
isn't it illegal in america don't get arrested like robert kraft
>Ben has a phenomenal squeeze
you're goddamn right Joe
Tai 'BamBam' Tuivasa exposed as a muslim pedo goatfucker.
I called in to set up a "date" not sure I can get arrested for that, going to have her flash me before I give cash.
Yes very illegal
Yes she's still really traumatized from that gangbang I mean rape in high school so getting giant fake "Look at me and sexualize me" boobs is just the logical step. Plus the obvious tactical advantage to having a few extra pounds in a sport where you have to cut weight.
I'm not a titty doctor but my wife went from DD to big C when she lost a bunch of weight (160 to 115). Then she got preggers and she's back to a full D. I know KK wasn't fat but that much exercise would have to affect the fat in the boobies
>Schaub says the performance against Jon makes him top 5 FER SHURE
Macaco on the menu boys
>my wife
Jog on normie boy
I think it's safe to say he did. I just think it's crazy that she allowed it. Most women would probably take complete charge of the name if their guy threw out a name like tiger.
BING BING BING POW BANG!
FOR SURE LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT IS STACKED BEE WE HAVE K-K-K-K-K I L L E R S LIKE ANTHONY SMITH AND JOHNNY WALKER
hes not wrong tho
my phone wasn't playing video just audio on youtube. I thought it was one of Joe's retarded comedian friends trying to fit in by talking MMA with him and that they were just waiting for Schaub. Apparently it's just Schaub with a raspy voice though.
Mike "Battle Dorf" Beltran is currently the best ref.
why is his middle name pax
god i wish that were me
>Rogan and Schaub looking at big black dude cocks
We're just going to ignore this?
Schaub is an alpha simple as
>take the couch tonight pop, i'm going back in tonight
>He didn’t get in on that /ss/ action
What’re you gay?
Robbie is still my boy and you are all fags
boombox squib brings up a great point. Should we rename the Von Flue choke to the OSP choke? I'd say he's earned it.
Real chads have to fend off their mothers advances from they're 12.
If your mother never tried to fuck you, y'done. Eeets overrr.
NOT FOR LIONHEART SMITH
FUCK MONEY
Mickey Gall is still my boy.
fear of accusations of racism allow black athletes to roid to the gills through high school sports
>being poor
What his path to his first (of 3) title?
good post, based Lawlerbro
let the bong have the next one
Only if an overhand right is called a Schaub Bomb and a D’arce is called a Schaub choke.
heem?
it really annoys me that in an effort to make Ben look good people shit on Lawler. Zoomers don't know anything about respect. Both are fighters, you don't have to talk shit about them to make a point.
Lawler was game and he's still my boy
Are you literally the same hatefilled autist with norsk flag sperging in this entire thread?
Please disable vpn and pick somalia or smt, you are embarrassing a great nation
>better than gus and dc against recent jbj
yh for sure plenty of lhw cans could do that
Stipp Mioch
very good firefighter
New
'bout time
god i wish that were me.
For sure my man, turtling against the cage and and throwing 10 strikes in 3 rounds is a munster performance. Smith runs through DC 100%.
>double middle fingers
absolute kino
based tim
women fighting is unappealing and not lady like
uhh don't they kiss on the mouth?
He would kick you in the liver so hard you would die. Just saying!
First Travis Brown, then the tattoo artist, now his own dear son Tuber.
Give this man a break.
>wins championship
>Joe calls him the greatest of all time in his respective weight class