/mlb/

Not posting in that faggots thread so I'm gonna stay here

How many are they projected for?

desu i'm cool with that i'm just a vegas guy rooting for harpie because hes a vegas guy. go phillies for now!

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>this image
my oh my...

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>non autism thread
>starts thread with that image

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Are the Nationals projected to win even 50 games this year?

look as the head of the harpieheads i didn't agree with the choice of image either but he had the appropriate thread format so i had to respect it.

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As warlord of the Bauer Boys, I feel like said it best

This thread is the real one

Holy based...

i declare a padres/indians/phillies broship...

And I declare a thumb war!

reminder to sub to pewdiepie...

holy freakin yummo!!!

Does Harper demand a trade to Las Vegas when they get an MLB team?

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>capitals
is this from the SCF? oh no no

this is the thread

curse those who refuse to post here...

PARP GANG IN THE HOUSE!!!

@mets
I'll give you $1,000,000 cash for Tebow. You know how to reach me.

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Imagine the taste.

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This guy's a psychopath

imagine not posting in the official /mlb/ thread...couldn't be me..

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Mets!
Alonso!

how loud will he get booed in his return to d.c.?

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Doubtful. Stadium's going to be 3/4ths Phillies fans.

nice...harpie cucking dc...

>kershit

Rest in piss, pissboi

y-y-yes
we didn't w-want harper anyway

don't be surprised when harpie smokes 50 homers this year. next barry bonds my niggas.

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Yeah, they're not the Orioles

What a joke

He's no Bonds.

yeah he'll be better baby. get ready for 10 straight seasons of 40+ homers each...

i'm gonna be there and I'll be booing the hell out of him, not even a nats fan

based harpie...

Are you unironically shitposting in both threads?

problem?

>player who just got traded after 7+ years in a city makes a freudian slip and accidentally says the previous city he's played for

You're telling me you've never written down last year's year when you're writing down the date in january? I still instinctively think of "my" phone number as the one I had for over a decade, and I got a new on almost 2 years ago.

There's lots of legitimate reasons to shit on and hate harper, this isn't one of them

what did he mean by this?

Marlins will be your 2019 world series champs

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how to get this bod?

Stream site ded :(

i'll be posting in this thread aka the real thread...

we must post in this thread if to have any chance at defeating the thread spammer...

hi guys. posting in the real thread rn.

Who's watching CUBS SPRING TRAINING?

I’m beginning to think the Mariners are too smart to win.

Let's go HOUSTON parp parp parp

*smashes 50 dingers, wins nl mvp, and leads the phillies to 100 wins and a world series victory in your path*

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He's gonna stink up Philly so bad

I hope HBP isn't part of the Cubs plans to get on base consistently.

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not really. hes set to have a historically great season.

Whatever works my man

Trips decide what to yell at Ryan McMahon.

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Why are you watching baseball at the equator?

cubs fan here!!!!!!

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"Atta boy Ryno!"

Based

Did they just pull Hendricks for Chatwood to face against Trout?

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Portland deserves Major Leagur Baseball.

>Meza

He already threw 44 pitches and 3 IP. Did you see the little league home run earlier?

>3IP
2.2*

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

nevermind chatwood sucks lol

It would be good work for Hendricks to see if he could get the jam he created against a top player, and then pull him after Trout regardless of the outcome.

I did see Willy's inside the park home run (Blah blah the outfielder kicked it, whatever). Also did I hear someone singing happy birthday in first?

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Is there a stat for "balls turned into strikes" aka when the batter hits or swings and misses "a would-be ball"?

More like Tyler SHATwood

O-swing%

It wasn't Chatwood who gave up the homer to Trout, it was Meza, it just looked like chatwood since I have my stream at 620kps for my computer's health.
Here comes Dinosaur man

>The Fox MLB theme playing.
Why can't they use that for nationally broadcasted games? The football theme for baseball just doesn't work.

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It's La Stella

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oh the best I'm getting is 153kbps. The fox theme isn't a football theme though, it's just their network theme and is probably more known as a football theme.I think

Thanks, still taking my first baby steps in sabermetrics.

Why does Minaya keep getting chances?

I can get my stream up to 6600kbps, but as I said, it runs my computer raged, so I turn it down.

Also the 'Fox Theme' was originally the football theme. They just changed it to be the 'main' one. They used to have different themes for every sport.

NFL
youtube.com/watch?v=MbU4fPYRvcY

MLB
youtube.com/watch?v=x6__Xr3ouAI

NHL
youtube.com/watch?v=5NmVyhyUEes

NBA
youtube.com/watch?v=P_Jgf-RZNeg

College football (marching band version of the football theme)
youtube.com/watch?v=HlstDUhgZMM

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I don't follow the A's but what has changed since last season? They could be quite good with an FA signing or two...Kimbrel or Keuchel would fit.

fuck I haven't heard that in forever I forgot it was even a thing

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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I greatly worry about our bullpen.
>La Stella able to get a catchers interference off Willy
Fucking hell.

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The Cubs lead the NL in bullpen ERA last year, and they added Brach and lost Wilson. They'll be fine.

>This infield defense
Back to double and single A for all of you!

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Cubs bullpen was godly, but the starters died so often it killed the pen because they were over used.

>CIDF

>cubs fan here!!!!!!
Well hello there lil bear.

yeah a lot of guys reached career highs in IP. Still I'm more concerned with hitting

Poo Darshit

>divegrass spam

disgusting

How many ships will the Phillies win once Trout signs in 2020?

psychos spotted on chatango

we will have already have won a title before then thanks to based harpie...we don't need trout...

White sox are simultaneously losing two games lol

Honestly, the Phillies will be lucky to win 80 games

Do you guys think Juan Minaya will make the White Sox major league roster? lol

They won 80 last year and they've added Realmuto and Harper since then...thats an extra 20 wins...

>that's an extra 20 wins

lol

>asstros

Juan Minaya lol
Thyago Vieira lol
Jordan Guerrero lol

>Phillies will only win the World Series one time this year
We're eternally BTFO bros...

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>Phillies will win
lol

Angels will win 100 games this season

Juan Minaya lol

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to say that 2 players makes the phillies a 100 win team is silly. But to ignore the potential for significant improvement is also pretty damn silly. They did a lot with the moves they made
>Improved drastically from the worst defense in baseball
>Improved both offensively AND defensively at C, 1B, SS, and both Corner Outfield spots
Nick Williams is worse in right than Harper
>Cut down on Ks while increasing BBs
This is an lineup and field that improved significantly over the offseason, and that's undeniable. The Segura trade might be lowkey the most important move of the offseason.

The only thing that's a sizable concern is the pitching rotation after Nola. Can the young guys build on their gains last year? Can Arrieta shine a bit more before he turns to dust? Maybe the team packages someone like Nicky or Quinn with a prospect of two for another arm to compliment Nola since they aren't going after Kuechel it seems.

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>mets hire
>a football player as a baseball player
>a player agent as a general manager
>a tv correspondent as a baseball operations advisor
What's next?!

an owner with an open wallet?

A baseball player as a private mentor
(See Canseco and Tebow)

Alfaro is a better defensive catcher than Realmuto
Harper is a really bad defensive right fielder
First base defense is fairly irrelevant
They now have a good defensive shortstop. That's useful, but you're making up a narrative about the defense that isn't true. The Phillies probably still have a bad or at best a mediocre defense.

Maybe projections don't think their rotation will perform as well this season. I also doubt they would sign either of Keuchel or Kimbrel, though Keuchel would be a good fit for them.

and also Andrew McCutchen did a pretty mediocre job in right field last year

It will be interesting to see how third base goes for the Phillies this season. Franco is getting a lot of rope.

Alfaro is a better framer and has a much better arm, that's 100% sure
But his defense behind the plate was not very good, and even with his superior arm, Realmuto still had a better pop time. I love Alfaro, and I hope he becomes a Star in Miami. But Realmuto is the best catcher in baseball for a reason.
Harper's not a gold glove in Right, but Nick Williams is a left fielder playing right. His arm just doesn't have it, and he misreads balls a lot. At worst it's a push.
>first base defense is fairly irrelevant
But when you're moving the defense at LF and moving it to first while also putting a good defender like Cutch there speaks for a big improvement overall. The Phillies aren't going to be the Dbacks or anything, but they can easily be middle of the pack defensively

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>be the who sux
>lose twice

Nick Williams had -15 DRS last year
Harper had -16 DRS
The only argument is that harper wasn't trying because he didn't want to get injured. The year before he was at 4 DRS, so he was probably just being lazy. But if his defense is still that bad, then he probably will have to get moved to DH when the DH comes to the National League.

Honestly, I want Harper in left and Cutch in right. But Yeah, he's not setting the world on fire on defense, for sure. And I'm still weary on defensive metrics. I'm not sure which one it was, but one was saying that Machado was one of the worst shortstops of all time defensively, and that just doesn't make sense.

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Machado might also have been not trying hard on defense to prevent injury

TB is losing to USF!!

>9 hits
>2 runs

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>snell

...sigh...gah...gackt...

mlb.com/news/jack-flaherty-strikes-out-9-in-4-innings
>flaherty filthy fans

>in spring training
>no Harper
Wow it's fucking nothing.

I'm going to say the gamer word

sorry

>MEST
ohhh nooo!!! Yikers!!! James Shields and Jessica Mendoza! When does it ever stop!!!

>>no Harper

Wait is this real

nypost.com/2019/03/05/mets-add-espns-jessica-mendoza-in-out-of-the-box-hire/
>outside the box hire
Based Metsies putting Drumpftards into a seeth!

>The former softball player, who will keep her role with “Sunday Night Baseball,” will assist the Mets in “areas of player evaluation, roster construction, technological advancement and health and performance,” the Mets said in a statement Tuesday
Oh I am wheezing

Who is the most underrated player for your favorite team? For the Phillies, it's Bobby Abreu

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Jessica Mendoza

She's properly rated as the greatest Met of all time though?

Tim Tebow

James Shields

Juan Minaya lol

Matt Harvey

>23 days until opening day
>still no gf to watch games with

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>cubs fan here!!!!!!
Well hello there.

Bobby Bonilla

We have a winrar

Steve Bartman

kek

>mest

>NL East:
Atlanta Braves
Cincinnati Reds
Montreal Expos (expansion)
New York Mets
Philadelphia Phillies
Pittsburgh Pirates
Raleigh Monkeys (marlins relocation)
Washington Nationals

>NL West:
Arizona Diamondbacks
Chicago Cubs
Colorado Rockies
Los Angeles Dodgers
Milwaukee Brewers
San Diego Padres
San Francisco Giants
St. Louis Cardinals

>AL East:
Baltimore Orioles
Boston Red Sox
Chicago White Sox
Cleveland Indians
Detroit Tigers
Minnesota Twins
New York Yankees
Toronto Blue Jays

>AL West:
California Angels
Houston Astros
Kansas City Royals
Las Vegas 51s (expansion)
Omaha Steaks (rays relocation)
Portland Chickens (athletics relocation)
Seattle Mariners
Texas Rangers

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3/10

No (You) asshole!

Let's Go Monk-eys Let's Go *clap clap*

Here we go metsies here we go

Hey lads, something's been on my mind a lot lately...Is Recker posting...gay?

>severino out
oh no no no hahahaha. looks dumb af for not signing corbin now...

Who or what is Recker?

it's as gay as Trap posting

They can still sign Keuchel.

>it's as gay as Trap posting
Why do you compare reckerposting to trap posting?

There's a reason no one has signed him yet.

>Omaha Steaks
Kek

>no gf to ask insane questions about rules and managerial strategies
Sounds pretty great, desu senpai

I hope to god for the Mets sake this is a diversity hire for pr purposes. Basic tier understanding of the game.

>mfw stupid, inferior females can't understand that deep complexities of National League baseball
>mfw watching some whore's head implode at the mere thought of a double switch
>mfw watching her begin to question the existence of God himself after witnessing an awe-inspiring sacrifice bunt

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holy based! whores on the eternal seeth

>I hope to god for the Mets sake this is a diversity hire for pr purposes.
I thought Recker was their diversity hire?

This but unironically

>Basic tier understanding of the game.
Is she a student of the game?

The play the proves God doesn't exist.

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>Bryce Harper says Hi to a potential teammate
Incredible. Is there anyone in baseball quite like Bryce?

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Bryce Harper is the consummate professional and clubhouse leader that every contending team needs. Just look at those emphatic hand gestures!

>proves God doesn't exist.
cringe!

>Omaha Steaks (rays relocation)
Audibly Kek'd At This

Cringing at the thought of an invisible sky magician existing!

Kek! Enjoy hell!!

>Enjoying a hot cave that doesn't exist
Doh ho ho

Requesting someone post the results of the jewish index of Dallas Keuchel.

u mad?

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Imagine downloading ABDL fetish porn to your hard drive and wasting valuable time photoshopping a Brewers jersey on it for Yea Forums upvotes

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yep. he mad.

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>I share a fetish with disgusting Brewers fans
ugh fucking gross

there is nothing worse when a dumb roastie cunt tries to talk baseball. close your roast beef lips and shut the fuck up, dumb roastie.

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As a cubs fan with the same fetish, this irritates me greatly

>knowing what abdl means
Hmmmmmm

I thought that was weird as well lol. Sorry for kink shaming I guess, you sick freak

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People writing off Mickey are going to eat their words.

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Jewornotjew?

i can't wait for my phillies to bully gayconsin in the playoffs. you thought the broors ''''fans'''' hated maCHADo? wait till harpie knocks that bitch nigga yelichs head off.

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He looks good in blue

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this guy GETS it...

this image needs to be updated with harpie in a phillies hat...

>phillies
>in the playoffs

oh no no no lol

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Ah, you picking up MLB The Show 19 on the 26th too?

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Yikers!

>Mets pitchers
>Not on the DL
lel

wow you posted it twice, nice job dude

Cringers!

nice bro. you pwnd him lol... taught his ass a lesson he will never forget. dayum.

Yikers!

Yikers!

Yikers

Yikers!

I upvote all of these posts, and if I could afford it, I'd give each of you Reddit Gold!

There won't be any winners in the James Shields trade

nypost.com/2016/06/06/there-wont-be-any-winners-in-the-james-shields-trade/

Yikers!

Yikers!

Jess Mendoza will be the big offseason get that propels the Mets to the promised land of 4th place

James Shields lol

She can get in my 4th place if you know what I mean

A big red down arrow lol

Same

Look at yourselfs and be ashamed of your behavior

Sorry.. Jessica!

Juan Minaya lol

Yoan Moncada lol

This is a madhouse!

The only winners were the former white sox prospects because they were shipped out of chiraqi

happy milk guy

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the white sox or bulls will never win another championship so long as jerry reinsdorf has ownership of the team

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Is the show worth it?

Listed

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finna win 92 games

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The Bulls have OPJ now though???

>your team!!
>your favorite ice cream flavor!!

Phillies
Mint Chocolate Chip

Yankees
Mint chocolate chip

cubbies!

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lemme get a scuba that

Blue Jays
Cookie Dough

Oh!

bryce harper
phish food

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i was proud of that one!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN SCUBA RUN SCUBA WELL THE PATTYROLLER GET US RUN SCUBA RUN YA BETTER GET AWAY

RUN SCUBA RUN Well YOU BETTER GET AWAY!!

SCUBA RUN SCUBA FLEW
SCUBA TORE HIS SHIRT IN TWO
RUN RUN THE PATTYROLLER GET YOU
SCUBA RUN, RUN SO FAST

everybody knows the right fielder makes a huge impact

>Scuba
If you wanted to take it to the next level, you'd commission art of Lala Scuba diving.

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a woman closer

AYO WHERE MY PSYCHOS AT?!

Signal boosting this post

but user, that actually proves god’s infinite grace

Dust bunny of the haunted log cabin here
>scuba

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coffee bean of the ominous valley is reporting

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Nobody can stop the Butch Queen

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Napkin of the cursed manor reporting.
>scuba
hey butch

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isn't it just diving if she doesn't have to breathe

FUCK OFF!

sorry I didn't know

Are you guys ready for watch baseball on IceCube TV™ ?

sportspromedia.com/news/ice-cube-big3-basketball-disney-fox-rsns-bid

She's a grim reaper, not a zombie.

pretty based

MESTIES!!!

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Oh no!

Based Harpie.

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This is going to start an shit storm

>cusb
>pistachio nut

you mean get quickly forgotten and nothing will happen?

>Says "Yeah in 2 years I'm gonna recruit him!"
>This is tampering
lul

Virgin Anglels in a seeth!

I love the roundness of baseball. The ball. The mound. Rounding the bases. What else is round in baseball?

Which players have the biggest clubhouse presence?

spending that money on 3 or 4 elite pitchers > 400+ million on trout.

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Bryce "Said Hi to a minor leaguer" Harper

>Phillies with a stacked lineup, 1 Ace, and 3 solid starters
World Series
>Phillies with 4 aces and a lack of a true impact bat
NLDS elimination

"it's afraid!"

Based Harpie hitting 50 homers is more than enuff

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this is crazytown

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guys how do you cope with the fact you're not a baseball superstar or even just a mediocre baseball player making bank? i'm not saying i would have made it but i never ever tried which is worse than failing...

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Your a superstar fruit

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I make a decent living. I have a great wife, wonderful kids, a beautiful girlfriend. I'm content.

kys

feels bad. I could've been a star!

>gaysconsin

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I want New Jersey to leave

I'm from PA tho

Why would I do that? I just told you I'm very happy with my life.

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phillies
tin roof sundae

Cardinals
Cookies and Cream

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ayyy based cookies n cream fren

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Nihilism

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it's better than realizing you'll be a failure than everything you try. sometimes it's better to just not try

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i choose to live vicariously through based harpie

>gaywers

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Based Brewgods

Jessica Mendoza is the mystery player

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>gaywers

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meant this

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>IT'S REAL
GAYWERS BTFO!!!

!

Who are the 3 solid starters in this scenario?

Actually it was only 2 in Jamie Moyer and Joe Blanton.

philthies...

Almost as if we were talking about the Phillies or something

philthies

Mad, at the Phillies?

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so mad at the based Phillies

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oh fuck you...

THIS IS INSANITY!!

no, this is

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>Blue Jays get Vlad Guerrero Jr
>Dominates the minors and is a top prospect
>Padres get Fernando Tatis Jr.
>Dominates the minors and is a top prospect
>Phillies get Miguel Tejada Jr
>??????

ok now this is based

*strikes you out*

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*Misses the season*

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You talking shit?

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"I'm pretty in tune with my body," Syndergaard said Saturday, according to Anthony DiComo of MLB.com. "That's exactly why I refused to take the MRI. I knew there was nothing happening in there."
nice get

Bret Meyers had a pretty good post season that year. He even did well at the plate during that run

*keks & lols*

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Based and redpilled

Jess Mendoza is a brave trailblazer with cute feet
God bless the Mets

Ok now this is #blessed

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The bats, the helmets, the players' biceps, the managers' bellies, Mr Met's head, the ball girls' teats

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*citation needed

>you will never worship pregdoza toes

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Based Heims

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Moar!

cubbie kun has entered the thread!

They played footsie and kissu off camera!

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Hey there lil' bear.

this is an outrage

cub fan here!!!! cubbie kun has enterd the thread! cubbie kun is out on the prowl!!! kyle schwarber is mvp calibur, yu darvish will bounce back, chatwood was a bargain, eloy is unproven,we needed chpman to win, heyward gave a 180 million dollar speech.

twitter.com/Local10Sports/status/1103131959637749762?s=19

God Jeter is excusing so hard right now

A new fatter has entered the game!

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You're a big guy

Albert won 2 WS with STL and then barely made the playoffs as a Angel

Mike barely made the playoffs and an Angel and will win 2 WS as a Cardinal

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Ha yeah I'm a gay retard too

>be called the best baseball player in the world
>make the playoffs once and get your ass handed to you
what did mike trout mean by this?

>bats an .083 in his only playoff appearance
oh no no no kek lol.

It's time to get real.

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kek

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based harpie!!!

I could see it desu

22 more days guys...

they should change the gookball games to phillies v some jobber team like the rangers. no one wants to watch mariners v a's....

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page 6 guys

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>cusb

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for you

>wahhhhh dont try to lure mike trout away from our completely irrelevant team!
pretty pathetic look for the angels desu

at least when you go home, you'll have those pix of your sister to fap to, ben

That's literally impossible

nice digits

uhhh where the fuck is the baseball discussion I was promised?

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But but Ohtani.

refreshing this thread just suddenly took me to a page that tried to open a flash that was no doubt malicious

What the fuck hiromoot?

lmao fuck are they gonna do with all those roosters our there

Soul to soulless

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>freezing my nips off with this 15 degree morning
>check next weeks weather
>cool 50 degree weather days

Baseball is coming guys I swear

A bit early to be this high hmm?

Why are the Giants just leaving their players lying scattered around the city?

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lol Gnats

nice...

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I couldn't watch Jays ST games if I wanted to. They only televise games maybe one a week mid afternoon when I'm at work.

Rogers gives no fucks about not televising ST games

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God he's SUCH a Chad....

Reading about Minor Leagues on wikipedia. I see the picture

It seems comfy as fuck

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There are a few real gems in the minor leagues.

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Unironically use reddit, I get that most of the site is gay but r/mlbstreams has good shit (I follow a team that isn't on TV where I am, so it's my main way to watch games).

A paradise!

Didn’t they crack down on all stream Reddit’s?

im cumming rn bros

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omigosh! both are so exquisite! how to choose which as my phone background!?!

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Based Harpie

A while back, yeah, but all of them are going strong again. It's the main way I'm able to watch hockey and baseball

Based Harpie and his Phillies

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>13yrs/330MM for a 2.49 hitter

*smokes 50 homers in your path*

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>OPS of 2.49
holy fuck based

>2.49 bases per AB
Holy fuck bros!

>a 2.49 hitter
WE CAN'T STOP HIM BROS

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>seething ang*ls "fan"

Will this be the end of Drarpher?

Is the Cubs dynasty over before it began?

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>barves
>cusb
>baltimore

>cusb
you answered your own question

OOF
O
F

>be bryce
>casually remark that Trout would be cool on the Phillies
>league spergs and investigates potential contract violations

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guys my balls are sore for no reason is anyone here a doctor

Will my Seattle boys ever pull their heads out of their asses and make a World Series appearance? I need it lads

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Quit yankging your pipe to based Harper!

Yes. I'm a doctor. You should cut your balls off immediately. They're trying to kill you.

The sunset of this thread is fast approaching. I'm starting to hear something... off in the distance...
It sounds like... it sounds like a train!

oh no

Chugga chugga chugga chugga hou houuuu

well who should I yank it to

Erotic videogames

They're looking good this ST. I'd even settle for a post season appearance...

You think you have it bad? Take one look at the White Sox and delete this post.

Yeah we do have it bad. We're so dog shit year after year that we've never even appeared in the world series. Ever. I just want one year god damn it.

According to /mlb/, we've never been to the Eries either, and you at least have hope for the future.

Uhhhhhh

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I looked. I feel better now thank you.

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this is insane

What a joke franchise. How can you have Griffy, Arod, Edgar, Johnson, Buhner, Olerud, Ichiro, Hernandez, and never win anything?

That's the mystery

>Jimenez 1.9
youtu.be/yb83fmI47KQ

The Gackt meme is one the gayest things I've seen in a while.

>giolito 0.4
Daily reminder that the Nats won the trade.

wheeze

Seeth at the gackies!

Jon Jay lol

Exactly what ive been asking myself for years

Machado to the Gackies!

That's quite peculiar since Gackt isn't gay since Japan's Samurai spirit would never allow that sort of thing.

It's also the primary reason NPB doesn't chase checks and plays the game the right way.

>tfw one more month of spring tranning

Are they /our guys/?

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What happened to Harper going to the Dodgers? Wasn't he meeting with them quite a bit a few months back?

>doesn't chase checks
Explain Ohtani then?

Who are /our gals/?

He suddenly decided hundreds of millions of dollars was more important than world series rings.

That Yakuza one that ABG always posts.

go based gackties!

it's less than a month so shut that loud trap o yours

Sorry my mistake

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sorry sir.

How do their fans stay so loyal through all of this?

Only way Harper would get a ring with the Dodgers is if he took a time machine back to the Cold War. Fucking bums. Know your place.

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I'll let it slide this time buster

Delusion. Some of them even think that Jon Jay is not that bad a player. lol.

Concerned third party here!
Are we talkin' White Sox?

From reinsdorf down to arrow
talkin white sox
bustcada and bustlito too
talking james shields, minaya, and jon jay lol

We're youtu.be/fWKA9Zi5-_Y

She will also be in the room with the Mets for the GM meetings and winter meetings, where teams generally have all their proprietary information on display, an indication her role could be potentially significant.

What about Tebow interactions?

>“First, I was an outside-the-box hire and I have been a believer in getting new voices and fresh perspectives in the room, especially when you are making decisions,” Van Wagenen said at First Data Field in Port St. Lucie. “And Jessica has a very high baseball IQ. She has aptitude to learn anything. And she knows the game. Like Al Leiter, like David Wright, like John Franco, she’s a winner. She played the game at an extremely high level, an Olympic champion.”
oh noo

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jon jay has been a decent player his whole career

>being this delusional

What exactly is the problem here?

/mlb/ is intimidated by women in general and Jessica Mendoza in particular because 50% of the general are either incels, kissless virgins or cock worshiping faggots. The other 50% just like to make fun of the Mets.

seeth loser

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“This is professional sports, and I feel bad for even saying this, but it’s impossible to win every single game. But one thing you always remember is the experience you had while you were at the park. We want it to be a positive experience. We want people to enjoy themselves, and look, a lot of times people come, they don’t know who won or lost, sometimes they don’t even know who was playing, but they do know if they had a good experience and that’s what we’re focusing on.” - Derek Jeter

>anime
I see that you're a member of the first group,

Ummm. Where MaCHADo? Wheres Harpie? I was promised MaCHADo & Harpie!

Is Jeter trying to compete with Reinsdorf for worst owner?

it's true though, if youre familiar with wrc+ and ops+ you can look up his numbers and see he's always around 100

And I was promised no more /pol/ tier trolls but we clearly can't always get what we want

The O's will lose 100 games this season.

>wrc+

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Thank you for your opinion you cock worshiping faggot

Jeter is just a minority owner, but he's the public face. Bruce Sherman, another kike like Loria, is the primary owner.

>We want people to enjoy themselves
How can people enjoy themselves when their team is losing by double digits and someone who isn't Stanton just watched another ball fly over his head into the centerfield statue for a home run?

listed. enjoy it while it lasts.

Im going back to fangraphs where they respect me.

"But we got Starlin Castro!!!!"

>listed
Is that bad for me or good for me?

If you aren't smart enough to realize this you are less of a threat than I thought. You have just been wiped off the list.

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>get a notification from MLB At-bat
>its about Bryce Harper hitting a home run in a sim game
I swear to fucking god I'm going to fucking snap if I get another notification about Bryce Harper doing random bullshit.

>they don’t know who won or lost, sometimes they don’t even know who was playing

Hearing this from Jeter, himself is staggering.
How did this sport fall so far down?

If that hou-aboard faggot comes near the new thread ohhh my blood pressure is going to skyrocket

I hated Jeter before it was cool to hate Jeter.

I'm sorry Mr Godgers, please don't try to put your penis in my butthole.

You non-re2specting piece of shit

Yeah. He's number 2 alright.

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listed and screw you

Alright so I'm new to /mlb/ what teams are and aren't accepted around here?

Hi I think r/mlb/ will be better for you

Yankees

this is an outrage

>cubes

>scuba

>abucs

>cusbccubus

James Shields lol

>cusb

>for you

James Shields lol

>scuba!!

GAYSCONSIN IN THE HOUSE

>bearlets

NEW before thread wars

>scub a kekk sucbsa!!!!!!

NEW ALL ABORARDDDDDDD

>suc a bus suc a sub

ALL BROOOAORGDDDDDD GET IN NEW THREAD
LETS GO ASTROS LETS GO

ALL BOARRDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

shall

shall not

Pretty clear timeline here, provided we all survive soccerposting.

based I think this is the one houspie thread I'll post in

in before rampant shitposting astroparanoia.

Let's go Doyers.

keep your mouth shut idiot!

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