/mlb/ general - TIGER ENERGY edition

THANK YOU BASED DADS

well for starters its pretty pixelated

>every poster i don't like is the same guy
can someone please address this. i just want to shitpost about baseball.

>LAD: Kershaw (shoulder) might miss start of season
Is it just me or has Kershaw been in like every news cycle all summer

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Hi houspie
baseball thread

>barves
>favorite

>gnats and barves above phillies
>with this lineup

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Why are you so autistic with the threads? Nobody likes your split thread shit, maybe give it a rest

Yeah, but.... Phillies

19TH for WASHINGTON BASEDBALL NATINALS

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Drafted him in fantasy, M's bro?

no comment

This thread is the real one

Man the juiced ball fucked a lot of teams that were recently good and relied on small ball memery instead of dingers. Like half of the last 15 AL WS reps rotting in the longshots

That gives me hope for my team which supposedly just added a bunch of power hitters when no one was looking.

oh no no no no

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t. ringlet poodres fan (since 2019)

SF probably belongs in the long shot category. I think San Diego does as well. I wonder if Oakland and Cincy should be flipped because Oakland may have a clearer path to a second wild card spot.

>cusb

yah i'm sure they'll win the world series with poo darshit, jose quintana, and a 40 year old jon lester and cole hamels
have fun with that

>Spicswing

>Only on Playstation

Let's let PECOTA decide:

legacy.baseballprospectus.com/fantasy/dc/

>Favorites:
Yankees
Indians
Astros
Dodgers

>Contenders:
Red Sox
Rays
Phillies
Nationals
Mets
Braves
Brewers
Cardinals
Rockies

>Underdogs:
Blue Jays
Twins
Angels
Athletics
Reds
Pirates
Cubs
Diamondbacks
Padres

>Longshots:
Orioles
Royals
White Sox
Tigers
Mariners
Rangers
Marlins
Giants

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This is fairer because it confirms my opinion that the cubes are shit

>PECOTA
You mean the same group that said the Braves would win only 76 last year?

>already laying this out in March
Too bad teams can't trade players during the season, could you even imagine?

They'll only win 76 this season, they were just a year off

How the fuck are the Indians a 96 win team lmao

>barves

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because they are in the al central

They play in a terrible division and they have four elite starting pitchers and two of the best position players in the AL

Marlins will be your 2019 world series champions

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Twins improved substantially, the Indians got worse.

>getting paid millions of dollars to go to Cleveland
yep, that's what it would take

Go Stros !

lol Cleavland btfo!

>Twins improved substantially

wow they added one nearly 40-year old DH

Reminder that the Indains have gone two straight seasons without winning a playoff series

OUR YEAR maybe

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So who had the best career?

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Reminder that they have the best starting rotation in baseball

>the absolute state of florida

Sounds like the 2011 Phillies with their 4 Aces. How well did that go?

Scott Dorque just screams Middle Relief

My favorite is "Dean Wesrey."

The Red Sox had 4 aces last year and they won the Worlds Eries

>he doesn't rate Todd Bonzalez

But the Dodgers had 6 Aces the year before

Can't go wrong with truk

lel

pinch runner with a .178 BA

>Dwight Rortugal
My sides.

>Today's Cubs spring training game isn't being broadcast on video

What a bunch of goddamn BULLSHIT.

how'd that go

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There's nothing American about a last name that ends in a Z

How will you watch schwarby's ab's?

When I think of elite Aces, I think of Nathan Eovaldi, ERod, and Drew Pomeranz

Houston caps are based

All abooooaarrrrrrdddddddd! Time for a new thread!

no

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Springer Ringer Dinger

Correct.

He's overrated. Choked when the moment was too big.

Based tebow

who

Fuck off retard

Taylor "Tebow" Bowzinski

Has there ever been a better time to be a Twins fan?

And the award for Trust the Process 2019 goes to __________

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Braves

He's no Bobson Dugnutt

Why do they call him Tebow?

Non-meme answer: Tigers. Things might come to them sooner with how the farm improved.

He's a big guy

Honestly the Mariners

So why didn't Harper resign with the Nationals? Money? Not "big" enough for him?

These 2 and the Diamondbacks.

At this point it has to be the Dodgers, rite?

The Tigers seem to be spinning their wheels, not really doing anything except for slowly accruing prospects. Kind of like the Rangers.
Diamondbacks and Mariners as I mentioned are in full trust the process mode. Diamondbacks will have a big draft pool this year and will have a big trade deadline as well.

>it’s transsexual lawyer on fangraphs pretends to be a woman to write sympathetically about the Giants CEOs wife episode
eww

I think what you need to understand about this question is: They are the fucking Nationals.

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White Sox. Instead of adding talent or really doing anything, they're just telling fans to trust the process.

Their process is having all of their prospects be gigantic busts and being big losers on the free agent market.

The Texas Baseball Rangers of Arlington, for the 47th season in a row

For me it’s Todd Bonzalez

Trust it.

houspie is on a rampage!

What kind of process is that? To be the first 130 game loser in the history of the MLB?

What did he mean by this?

twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1102644993900986368

Houspergie on a seeth!

Based Canseco

i'm not clicking that link, is it the one where he offers to take you Bigfoot hunting or is there some new bullshit

I call him Jose CanSICKO

It's a video of him rescuing a woman from a burning house along with her pets and then her belongings.

This is insanity. Enough if the fucking thread wars!

New bread when

>This is Linsanity

search the catalog...you will find it...

what kind of bizzarro world are we living in...

Oh this asshole thinks this is a game

soon

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Holy based

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I don't like seeing mehmehs printed on real things, this is my life not a game

>Meme
>Maniacs

Meme maniacs are in the house!

Likewise, sir

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THIS IS CRAZY!

parp

epic notebook bro

about 396 posts, newfag

no way is that real

What in the...

Why did the Mets hire an agent?

fucking kids today

Why not? They're important for certain tasks if you know what I mean.

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Guys...I just realized this isn't the right thread...we must leave...

>yfw the mets are carrying out a hit against Bonilla so they can stop paying him

fucking agents, how do they work?

soon what?

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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*steals your record*

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>third time
>charm
who they gonna beat, qtanon?

If that S doesn't stand for spiders, you got the wrong team.

It'l be a flyover's biggest nightmare: Dodgers vs Yankees.

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>Cole Hamels
How dare you?

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>For me, it's Rey McScriff

>Bobson Dugnutt

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And her appliances if I remember correctly

>PARP!
Hahahaha

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actually its phillies vs red sux. harpie smashes chris sale with his baseball bat.

>More FARTnite than Fortnite

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mfw seeing that post

Dryer goes on the left.

Casey was cute desu

God, that was a great show for about five seasons

who /firstroundexit/ here?

I'd give her another kid to kill.

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Is this a new meme? I swear I saw someone suggest a Spiders team for Seattle since there are supposedly tons there?

I think it was the Cleveland(?) Spiders that have the record for losses, that was what I assumed it meant.

Baer is basically toast.
Who replaces him?

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some bust

How do you bust as an owner?

why does PECOTA project the scubas to finish in last place?

In your significant other or your hand, generally

or asian hookers

Just clogged my Phillies after taking a giant Harper

just use your NBC plunger

exist

this guy gets it

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160th for the Washington Baseball Eagles

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Cubs win!
Cubs win!

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This guys a maniac!

But the gants are projected to have 75 wins.

>tfw dual mariners and diamondbacks fan (from WA live in AZ full time)
They both strike me as teams that could really surprise this year even though they seemed to have lost a ton, especially with getting young talent in the foreseeable future. Only thing that makes me shake my head is how the D-Backs sent off Goldy, the return for him wasn't as substantial as I thought it could be. Same with the M's and Paxton desu but it at least got them Sheffield who's looking good in camp so far.

They're always inaccurate. Got the A's and Braves horribly wrong last season.

I don't feel like being a Red Sox fan anymore. For me, it's the Chicago Cubs now.

You mean don't feel like being a White Sox fan anymore?

No, I mean Red Sox. I'm from New Hampshire, so they're my "local" team.

I just feel like Chicago would be more fun to root for.

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Why though, why not the Cardinals?

Why not the Yankees?

It's pronounced "spuh"

t. nigger

Because I still do not like the New York Yankees, Red Sox fan or no

Chicago is unironically my favorite city I've visited in the country (I know it gets a well-deserved bad rap, but I visit family there fairly often and I actually love it), and there's something about the Cubs' history and fans that's always really appealed to me. St. Louis is cool too, though (I've always loved its logo and designs).

What are your thoughts on the arch?

Yeah I think you're better off with the Cubs then. I just floated out Cardinals because I know St. Louis and Boston are the last true blue baseball towns in America left.

Never quite got why it existed, but it looks cool. Definitely the main monument I think of when STL pops into my head.

>getting to enjoy both your hometown NL and AL team
I used to enjoy that, having moved from Houston to Seattle.

Not so much anymore.

>Never quite got why it existed, but it looks cool.
You just answered your own question.

What are your thoughts on the legendary St Louis fairies?

I found a way to stop who sux fans from crying about Machado.

If they did get Machado and he plays 3B then where does Chris Sale return #1 prospect in the league, Yoan Moncada, play? If Moncada stays playing 2B, then where does your 2018 3rd overall pick, Nick Madrigal, play? If Moncada stays at 3B and Madrigal stays at 2B then where does the current young face of your franchise, Tim Anderson, play?

Well?

>I found a way to stop who sux fans from crying
Might as well promise the moon and the stars while you're at it.

Just wait and see.

Still waiting.

The Chad Red Bird
vs
the virgin babby bearlet

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neither one is surprising anyone this year, sorry m8
the highlight of the diamondbacks season will be the draft

Huh?

Don't act like you haven't heard about the pride of Saint Louis.

Madrigal went to my college, you better not fucking waste him.

you know birds have hollow bones

last two digits are the number of dingers based harpie hits this year

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redo

redo

I was at the Cubs spring training game today just one row off of right field. It was comfy but every time that the Resd were on the field there was a guy a ways behind me that would just not stop heckling Siri, the reds right fielder. He was saying shit like "what's single-A gonna be like after this Siri" "keeping the spot warm for Puig aren't ya Siri" "don't drop the ball Siri or Puig is gonna take your spot" "your mom left in the top of the fifth Siri". Eventually I turn around to see what this guy looks like and sure enough:

An angels hat

I got this one based Harpiehead

Hooper fans btfo

Tell him Ohtani is a generational talent.

LOL

yeah I know

For me, it's the Atlanta Braves

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>barves
3rd, maybe even 4th in the NL East this year.

>cusb
PARP!

>barvse

Just like last year, right?

1. Nationals
2. Mets
3. Phillies
4. Braves

any problums?

last 2 digits are how many wins the Phillies have this season

last 2 digits are how many losses the Phillies have this season

1 rainout not made up?

Last 2 digits are how many years before the Phillies win a pennant

seems reasonable

last digit is how many championships the phillies win during harpers contract

Switch Mets and Phillies and that sounds about right.

also checks out

Jerry Derpito...FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Based Parpies

Is it too early to think about who signs Bryce Harper to a free agent mega-contract in 2032?
>white sox

remember this?

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elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear/hand, foot and mouth disease
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
biceps tendonitis
hamstring
>tfw no old/fat

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>Heckling a player named Siri
>Not making iPhone jokes
The absolute municipality of Angels fans

look mom I posted it again

future phillie?

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Mike Truk=dimes

Alexa, what are some good ways to heckle Siri

Yup. I sure did. And thanks for reminding me that my Mom is dead. Asshole.

Douchebag

Well, are you really gonna expect more from someone who likes a team called "The The Angels Angels of Anaheim"?

As a rangers fan, he is too pure for baseball.

Truly the gift that keeps on giving.

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Fucking based Chad. I miss those kinds of people. Fuck PC culture and fuck being complimentary.

fat harvey ruined this

dumb cocksucker. fuck you

I think he's brain damaged from home run balls bouncing off his head.

>Get knocked out of playoff contention by the Iowa Cubs, by a meme play that wouldn't have happened in the Chicago.

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Also fuck stat nerds with a blinding passion. They're the fuckers who think banter is problematic and were likely bullied in high school endlessly.

cubs fan here!

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you seem upset

You have that backwards. The Mets ruined Matt Harvey.

>cubs fan here!
Well hello there, lil bear.

Hi there

>the mets went out of their way to ruin one of their pitchers but kept the other four intact

nice conspiracy retard

businessinsider.com/mets-matt-harvey-partying-again-2018-5

Aren't you just the cutest lil thing :)

>the Mets ruined Matt Harvey's elbow and shoulder and drove him to drink.

:3

>more kershaw injuries
F

I didnt save the porto poster guys dragon pepe. Its a portuguese flag dragon blowing fire

>cubs fan here!

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this physically hurts me

Cringe.... so cringe!

Stay seething

HOLLY MOTHER OF CRINGEY!

cringe...cringe!

Still seething the Cubs will run the division.

Based schwarbie putting them into a seethie

and matz too. the other three were as good as advertised

>cusb

I think not

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I call him Schwarbomb

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i was under the impression Harper was a mega chad but he actually seems kinda awkward and soft spoken
youtube.com/watch?v=Dhhbiju_AhU

lol...typical cubs fedora bitch!!

fuck the cubs!

this is an outrage!

Is that Rocco?

>cusb!!!!!

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do you think people act natural when you're forced to have interviews with random media people?

scubas!

maCHADo always carries himself with swagger

retard

oh screw you swagfags! It's all about class like based Harper!

youtu.be/T5wuQihYEKc

youtu.be/Bggor_e1E60

fuck you bryce is based
youtube.com/watch?v=GeEEca_ldSc

Everything you saying be offensive to me. As a proud Cubs fan i would have used my right to free speech, Inspector Godgers, you need to stop the hate, after all we are all one MLB fanbase.

uh oh here comes discord!

I'd rather have Machado than all three combined. Either way, there were talks about Anderson going to the outfield.

how long did you guys lurk? 5 years of a lurker in the house!!!

extra autistic in here today

haha i agree friend i'm a harpiehead too just posting based harpie content...

who is Inspector godgers?

Literally just discovered /mlb/ and Yea Forums this morning. Been shitting up this thread ever since.

DISCORDIES IN THE GENERAL TONIIIIIIIIGHT

BABY TALKIES GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME

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>tfw still no gf to watch baseball games with

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>wanting cooties
Gross!

Based Bauer deserves his own separate image.

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Yeah, this is your daily reminder that Phillies fans are total idiots.

How could I possibly forget?

>wanting a gf who likes sports
>wanting a gf at all
yikes!

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fuck you we are winning da world series

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUCEMENT

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We already know you're gay.

N

no eggman don't do it!

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H

L

YOU YOU, NIGGER

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bigot!

oof, so much yikes and nope in this thread

Happy Milk Guy

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This is a reddit meme and you should feel bad for doing it.

I get vibes from that 2007 and 2008 team with the current team. The starting lineup is so good, but the rotation lacks depth after the clear cut ace, and has a solid bullpen that has some question marks

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t. Resetera tranny

This player has the highest odds to win NL MVP in 2019

Daren Jeter?

Obviously Derika Jeter

Alfonso Soriano

anyone here remember baseball

2009 was the last time an NL MVP wasn't a first time recipient

2010: Joey Votto
2011: Ryan Braun
2012: Buster Posey
2013: Andrew McCutchen
2014: Clayton Kershaw
2015: Bryce Harper
2016: Kris Bryant
2017: Giancarlo Stanton
2018: Christian Yelich

This inmates is runnig the asylum!

>lacks a clear cut ace
lol thanks for admitting you havent been watching baseball the past 3 years

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FUCCK!! I DIDNT READ
IM SO SORRY
IM SO SORRY
IM SO SORRY
IM SO SORRY
IM SO SORRY

PINGAS

No (You)

please
im so sorry im so sorry im so sorry im so sorry im so sorry

kek. The Phillies should make the Cream uniforms the primary since Harper looks so good in the Phillies blue

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Which player specifically would look best with a creamed uniform?

Probably Cutch or Segura

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I think out of all of those Bryant and Harper have the highest chance of repeating, followed by Yelich. I think Yelich doesnt repeat because his second half was so crazy last year, it'll be hard to repeat that.
They should I just like the cream ones better than any of their uniforms. I don't like the blue alternative at home desu

I disagree on the Throwback Thursday Powder Blues. But I want them to "update" to Unis inspired by the 1948 jerseys like the cream alts. Problem is, for some reason people believe the Phillies should always have Pinstripes, which is retarded

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I guess I'd just wish they wore them on the road. For some reason the memory of Jake dismantling the Pirates in those blues sticks out to me. It was probably his performance of the year 7 IP 1H 10K. Those jerseys look awesome, they should definitely wear those. I get that they have to limit the alternatives to 2 or 3 though, otherwise the novelty would wear off.

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bary bons

At least we don't have these anymore

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eyesore

Rolling for the feelies

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is that old guy going to make his mlb debut this season?

is baseball really such a dead sport that you fags are just sitting around talking fashion?

Seething and butthurt

youtube.com/watch?v=cKaytN3CbFY
The dream never dies

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Don't get caught up in the minutia

lol...I know more about baseball and understand the game on a higher level than you can dream. Go play vidya you ADHD riddled mess

Someone get this asshole out of here

Because this is one of the 'general' threads, quality drops big time compared to real /mlb/ threads.

most exciting player in the game, shame he plays for the Cubs

Given how retarded and tightwaded the ownership is, they're going to let him go when free agency hits.

hey there buddy they have to keep paying heyward otherwise their bigots

There's no hard cap, and Cruz's doppleganger is a billionaire, might as well become the Yankees of the midwest.

I think they are already spending in the neighborhood of the Yankees this year.

Then they can always catch up to the Red Sox.

Even the Red Sox are being careful not to go over the highest tier of penalties because they don't want to drop their highest draft pick ten spots. That's the penalty for being $40M over. And there is roughly $14.5M that goes on the payroll for player benefits, so for the luxury tax a team's real number is the AAV of all player contracts plus $14.5M.

I think setting a limit like "we have to spend like x" is stupid. what it comes down to is this team obviously needs help if they want to seriously compete for a world series this year but ownership just said, nah fuck it, wallet's empty. hope that Darvish and Morrow are enough to win a WS. Pitching wasnt the issue though, the Cubs needed more consistent hitters. The more I think about it its unfortunate but the Cubs are going to have to try and win with what they have this year, and then tear down and restart the cycle.

Maybe they should have went all the way for Harper. They could have certainly used him. You can see it from the owner's perspective, though, with the GM arguing he needs to give this guy $300M because the guy he gave $184M isn't cutting it and you need to go over the highest limit because we can't trade the $184M guy.

The thing is, think about how fucked the Cubs would be if Harper turns into another Heyward. They would be entirely up shit creek. I didn't finish my thought when I said its unfortunate, but signing Bryce Harper doesnt solve all your problems if you're the Cubs, and you could potentially be devastated from that deal. Theo did a phenomenal and almost flawless job assembling the roster that won the 2016 world series, but after that he has made some poor choices.

feel free to post in the real thread whenever you like bros...
this...

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You don't get to bring friends.

At this point, it's a fucked if you do, fucked if you don't. Shit on Heyward are you want, but it was his speech that rallied the team in game 7, if he wasn't there, we'd be in an alternate timeline where the Indians get a walk off base hit off of Edwards Jr.

At this point, you just need to go for broke if you want to fix the bat issue. Harper might turn out to be the biggest free agent bust in history, but he might have an MVP year that carries the team.
This is the last stand for the Cubs, they don't make anything out of this, we're back to tanking. And that would suck considering how everything was built up and it took some free agent bungles to undermine everything. At least Darvish is looking better, hopefully we can get more than 1 complete game this year.

>At least Darvish is looking better,

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>He's not watching spring training

Yu Darvish lol

The point of that wasnt to shit on Heyward, just that $484 million is a lot for motivational speeches. Their issue is that their young core isnt as good as people were expecting them to be

23 days till we get to watch harpie smash some homers...yay!

This is not sane!

Phillies gonna suck. You reactionary faggots.

seethe at the based phillie!

fuck this guy!

Oh now I'm pissed

More like pissed on.

Get bent assmaster!

>Bryce Harper
kek

I hope

whats funny about 50 homers baby?

youtube.com/watch?v=1z8zK2K8RSc

>Gets choke slammed by Papelbon

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

risingapple.com/2019/03/01/mets-james-shields-sign/

I call him Brace Karper.

Well I call him Thrice Marper

LOL!

SHIELDSIES TO THE METSIES!!! METSIES GOT THEIR MAN!!!! :))))))))))))))))))

I don't know if I can fully commit to this quite yet... I'm in 'wait and see' mode...

>mest

this is a I AM LIVID!

For me, it's Todd Bonzalez

Thnks for joining us today

youtu.be/m9hbEXlWX7s
this is harpie during a down year imagine him at 100%. hes about to get 50 dingers baby!

to add to this. harper no longer has to face the most elite lineup in the nl east hes about to go beastmode on the divison...and imagine harper buttfucking james shields lol kek.

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elite bullpen/rotation**

kek lol

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Manny less percentages Machado!

>cubs fan here!
Well hello there.

>Manny less percentages Machado!
Fewer.

Based!

>/mlb/ is so irrelevant it has no general nemesis

why are you being mean?

last two digits x2 are how many homers based harpie hits this year.

>the general doesn't fight with another general
That's because >our nemesis was defeated, while your battle rages on for infinity.

Sorry we'll do better

Which of the two /mlb/'s are the union and which is the confederate?

I think Recker might just pull it off

For me, it's always been Todd Bonzalez though

Do you know how to make an ejaculating penis out of only text?

>That's because >our nemesis was defeated, while your battle rages on for infinity.
Who was our nemesis? Who should replace him or it?

>I think Recker might just pull it off
Why would he look good in a cream uniform?

Reckermania is running wild!

>stankees
>doyers

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go stros !

True when you look at nu/mlb/ today.

𓂺 Oh, this old thang?

How many wins will the Baltimore Orioles get this season?

/hoc/ > /cric/, nigga

BROCE

PARPER

p a r p

For me it's 8===D~

I don't get it?

Based OP

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>91269941
>Reddit forced meme

JESSICA MENDOZA TO THE METSIES!!!

>woman
enjoy last place lmao

Hey guys, something's been on my mind a lot lately...

Is Recker posting...gay?

>Their issue is that their young core isnt as good as people were expecting them to be
Is this accurate, though? Bryant has an MVP, Baez was an MVP candidate. For all the hand wringing over Kyle Schwarber, he's basically been the same hitter he was when they called him up and even managed to turn in a decent year in the OF last season. Rizzo is still Rizzo. The core seems to be fine, even if you don't think Schwarber is as integral as he was assumed to be. Epstein's budget mismanagement looms larger than the core's performance, I think.

Schwarber is fat

Jon Jay lol

jesus christ why is this thread so dead!!! talk baseball people!!!

blame the psycho gang

Okay here's a discussion for you. Why did the Cubs prospects all pan out and brought us a World Series Championship while all the who's prospects are busts?

>ranked by most likely to finish 4th

Juan Minaya lol

sigh...

I'd say at least half the posters here are gay

...Gackt...

BASED

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new in a few...

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I prefer to portray docking out of only text

Can you demonstrate

I zippy the assburger clown is already spamming his thread now 80 posts early.

how is he still here, i thought we got new mods

Unrelated: Dodgers suck dick.

>be user
>call someone fat
Interesting.

>tfw victory

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gay for BASEBALL

Imagine being a fan of a team that has literally never won an Eries
lmao how pathetic

Imagine claiming the superiority of your team based solely on a season they had 20 years ago.

How is The Show 18? Better than 17?

how's ST going for your squad, fellows?

BOOM ROASTED

yup

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is this the thread? also go stros

>is the thread with 433 replies "the thread"
newfag or troll?

So is this the thread?

>thread 1:
>regular posting, 430+ replies
>thread 2:
>one autist bumps his own thread every hour to keep it alive
Real head-scratcher

but is this the thread?

Fine I'll spell it out for you.

N - O

Get it now?

why?

oh no no no no philthybros what happened? you spent so much stupid money

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samefag.

One general per sport or league. If you're not sure which, go with the one that has more replies. It's not rocket science.

so do we create a new thread or go to the autistic spammers thread?

create a new thread, with today's news.

fair warning: the spammer WILL spam the fuck out of the old and new thread to get you to use his. it's already started.

autism is creating a new thread when there is already an active ongoing one...

Autistro has been sighted!

True this OP is an autist

just as a reminder migrate here when this thread hits the limit...go phillies!

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no

This is crazy!

samefag again

it's only still in the catalog because spergo has been bumping it for a day. it's not like he can hide that

Reminder to make a new thread after this one hits limit and EVERYONE go to it to spite this faggot.

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This place is a zoo!

I'm not the samefag. This OP constantly does the exact same thing unless youre some sort of NEWFAG.

t. newfag

i don't see the OP spamming shit, just the fucking tard spamming his thread and keeping it bumped. he had a bunch of posts deleted in this current thread because he didn't get his way.

this is correct, but shithead is gonna spam everything again

How about no. No one cares about your dumb autist thread wars and it's hilarious houspie probably got banned for doing the same thing a few days ago. My guess is this OP also got banned or something

calling someone a newfag doesn't make it so, you fucking weirdo, bumping your shitty thread for a day has been frowned upon for the entire nine million years i've been coming here

>i don't see the OP spamming shit
t. only on-season faggot.

Yikes! Imagine being this tattletaler... what a little playground peebaby!
>tell teacher because he didn't get his way!
Oh no! Teacher! Teeeeacher!
lol... absolute cringe.
Yikers!

based op spammer working this pinhead into a colossal seethe!!!

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houspie is on a SAMEFAG spree!!!

t. newfag

if the op was banned, the thread wouldn't be here. this thread was made on time yesterday and then everyone used it, that's literally how Yea Forums works

>on time
>30 posts early

this is a sanitorium!

i was here yesterday and it was about 8 posts early, which is fine. are you just spamming the thread to max it? no one's using a day-old thread.

>are you spamming the thread to max it
lol this autist's schizophrenic

he's just spamming the thread with "houspie!" and "this is a sanitorium!" He's not be subtle about it.

I'm just trying to shitpost about baseball.

Which thread are we using yall

100% THIS

see

here ya go...

This is a monkey habitat!

cringe...

This is /mlb/

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It's funny that autistros has turned authoritative. I don't care about what thread we post in I just don't want thread wars

I don't care, either. But whenever Autistro loses, we all win.

so you do care...loser.

This guy is a psychopath!

don't you have another early thread to make?

you do realize this thread has multiple anons and not just a single astro poster? i don't even see any astro posting, just your shitposting

>everyone is me
I haven't made a post advocating for any thread or the other. I just don't care for your faggot thread wars, the fact you're defending him is enough that you do care about one over the other.

i'm not defending anyone, i'm calling out spammerbro and requesting we ignore his psychopathy.

Houspie has been spotted!

if you don't care post here, if you wanna enable his autism post in the thread spammers new thread...

Recycle this one

New bread when

at the appropriate time

i'll be posting in this thread because it has the correct thread format...simple as that. thanks for the link bro...

new thread spammer has arrived!!!

>correct format
what the fuck is wrong with you

on-time
non-spam
non-autist
NEW

>491

no?

Another quality bread, supported by quality anons.

9 posts early...yeah thats against the rules...

now you're just inventing shit out of thin air.

you know what's against the rules? spamming threads with off-topic bullshit.

DBACKS

A refreshing new storyline is just what /mlb/ needed

ffs

> a single IP

theres 34 posters friend