Which country is your country's kryptonite in world cups?

Which country is your country's kryptonite in world cups?

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Italy

Germany

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mx here
pretty much everyone that they play in round of 16

brazil, and that's when we actually manage to get in

>mx here
CHI

Brazil, Argentina, USA

moving back in a month to be closer to you :3

>moving back
That's a nice way to say ICE has got eyes on you.

Sweden

A rinky dink island nation

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MLS players

Take out USA and you got it right

It's 1:1 now. Remember 2002... The first world cup I watched and it broke my heart seeing based Oliver Kahns only mistake in the tournament cost >us the title. Nevertheless, you deserved it. 7-1 is more memorable of course, but 2002 was a world cup final.

Don't put yourself down.

Italien...
2016 was such a relief, doesn't matter that it was after penalties.

USA eliminated Mexico in 2002 at 16 i dont know why they dont talk shit about it that much.

France.
First and only semi in 98 we lost, then first final ever 20 yrs later, again fucking france.

Also Netherlands, those cheaters

our only kryptonite in football is ourselves

this is the case for basketball though

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Russia

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Probably Ghana.

1-2 loss in 2006 which eliminated us in the group stage.

1-2 loss in 2010 in the round of 16.

We beat them 2-1 in 2014 though.

cringe. stop making us look bad

Argentina and Germany

Germany

ITT: everyone mentioning the best NTs as their kryptonite
Bolivia is Chile's kryptonite I guess

Spain.

Italy

But at least we beat them in the 2016 Euros recently

How?

Germany has beat us the most times

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7-1

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USA

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Hasn't Brazil eliminated you from like every world cup you've made?

Germany, Argentina and Brazil eliminated us twice, but Brazil did it never in the final, so Germany and Argentina, I guess.

Brazil. 100% record of defeating us

Tbh that's not a hard thing to do

Of course it's the same guy... All your posts are cancerous, you think of yourself as the incarnation of hitler or something. You always think you're le epic troll but you just an autistic retard. I fucking bet you're a neet retard and they gave you a computer so that you occupy yourself with something and everyone gets rid of you.

Only because we never look like we'll ever get back to the world cup

7-1

they only won twice but les froggies always give >us hell at rugby world cups

Teams that –directly– knocked Spain out of a World Cup:
Italy (1934, 1994), Belgium (1986), Yugoslavia (1990), South Korea (2002), France (2006), Russia (2018).

Teams that beat Spain at a World Cup group stage of which Spain did not advance:
Brazil (1950, 1962), Sweden (1950), Czechoslovakia (1962), Argentina (1966), Germany (1966, 1982), Austria (1978), Nigeria (1998), Netherlands (2014), Chile (2014).

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*beaten fuck

We made it to three world cups and Italy knocked us out all three times. Fuck pasta

The other finalist

Our is France. We are usually good against those big named countries but France is a pain in the ass

He's a zoomer

Based empathic german

Nah, it's the EXTREMELY autistic 7-1 poster
When he isn't talking about 7-1, he is trying to troll americans with "trivago" posting
He's also the one that posts "muhammad" to europeans
He is an anime fag and thinks of himself as non-br. I swear to god he is one of the most autistic posters I've ever seen. Only ikibey from /int/ is more autistic

Iceland and their elite part time orthodontic surgeons

They ride luxury bikes the week end out in the country, italian bikes only rich dentists can afford

ikibey is a national treasure

why are Germans so based?

the kr*uts

Nah we fuck up Mexico's hopes quite often.

Nobody

Romania

I can think of Germany, Portugal to some extent, I mean we took our revenge on Germany now we need to defeat Portugal again in an international event like we used to (euro 00 and wc 06)

CA

see last Chile's matches against Bolivia, every single match won/tied by refball
It's expected that a NT full of stars beat the underdogs. It's like saying that Germany/France is Chile's kriptonite

ourselves

And Italia. Can't wait to face them again.

Nah, Argentina only

so fucking true

Italy and African teams

Germany. even if we play better they still win REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EVERY SINGLE TIME

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the rule is that germany can't lose penalties and that germany can't beat italy in a semifinal, it was a quarterfinal

we bullied portugal way too often to the point that it was almost justice for them to cuck us in the final

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Brazil France Spain Argentina...

I know, I know. But we've never beaten them in a quarterfinal before that either. But yes, >our penalty skills are very reliable.

>Oliver Kahns only mistake in the tournament
youtu.be/VIexE4B1GHY

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>Oliver Kahns only mistake in the tournament
Didn't you watch the Final?

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Argentina? What you talking about? We couldn't beat you in 1986 nor 1978

Used to be Ghana but they fixed that in 2014, now it's just >ourselves

>>Oliver Kahns only mistake in the tournament
Do you understand that green text isn't just meme text? It's also occasionally used for quoting.

Try rereading the post I was responding to.

wasnt even a mistake you cunt

Ghana
I would say Trinidad and Tobago but that was in qualifying, making it even more pathetic.

Only goal he conceded before the final. Could have gotten a touch to. Keane had so little space the ball hit off his head.

Obviously it wasn't a fuck up like in the final, but I still like to bring it up.

germany were playing france off the pitch in 2016 then schweini went full retard and without a striker they couldn't score any goals anyway

Not in 2016. But yeah clearly our nemesis in WC

RFA

germany was going full degenerate already
muh possession with no end product, we both have chances but we were realist, unlike in the final REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Haven't really been in enough World Cups to have a nemesis. Italy knocked >us out in 1990, but we beat them in 94. Netherlands knocked us out that year, but we drew with them in 90. Spain beat us in 2002 but only on penalties and we really should have won that game. Only team that's ever beaten us in the group stage is Mexico in 94, but can a team you've played once be your kryptonite? I doubt it.

If you include qualifying, it's probably France. Beat us with the handball in 2010 play-off and losing at home to them cost us qualification from group for 2006.

The most REEEEEEEEEEE moment of all was that final against Italy in 2006 desu (Frenchman here)

in the finals it's almost always the team with the better goalkeeper that wins

zoomer !

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Italy 90

Nothing personal kiddo

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1/ Germany (eliminated twice in semi finals of the WC 1982 and 1986, in quarter-finals 2014)
2/ Italy (Final 2006, 1st round 1978 and quarter final 1938)

Weren't you guys lucky to even get that far in 1990? Not saying it cause you beat us, just that the Schillaci meme was only going to take you so far.

Remove usa and Brazil and put Germany(need more matches) and netherlands

And don't get me started on the Euros

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His name is Joachim Löw

Germany, i would say Brazil too but we haven't play too much in World cups

every top 14 nation

Dont worry, its not France you lost to but a bunch of trained gorillas

Italy and Germany are shit tier for everyone
but for us i think it's Bulgaria we didn't go at the US WC because of them

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*record scratch*

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Italy of course but also Slavic or eastern European countries. Feels like everytime we faced them in group stages we dropped points

wrong, we didn't go at the WC because of ourselves, we put ourselves in this position, we only managed to earn 1 points in two legs against fucking israel

Is Goal Difference a country?

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France


thats why the Euro win was so great :D

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Oh yes

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Everyone. Americans aren't good at soccer.

Faeroe Islands.

Oh wait, WC...nvm.

fuck England

I always find weird how USA - Ghana and Argentina - Nigeria happens in ALL WORLD CUPS

We don't mention u because you're irrelevant Portugay don't take it personally

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just about eveyone you meet in the ro16 then?

euro2016 was weird because of how many long curses were broken
italy finally beat the spanishe
then germany finally beat the italians (and were a mess in that shootout)
france finally beat the germans
and portugal finally beat the french

Cant wait to find out la

>A FUCKING TRAVEL AGENCY

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Oh shit I completely forgot about that Seaman 'blunder', I fucking wish Yea Forums had been around for that

>Out of 1994 World cup beacause of ourselves
Satanic trips can't lie

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>be 4 goals down in difference
>england make up 3 of those goals for you
>score only once against the group whipping boys
>"i-it's england's fault"
Jesus, Scots are kings of the SEETHE

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Brazil. Or Germany. Or Portugal. Or maybe Argentina

Ve have no veaknesses

>tfw boomer and celebrated the Kluivert goal against us

Fucking Sweden cucking us at the Eruos and last WC qualfiiers

What a fucking shitty game that was.

Fucking France. If we won that game in 2006 dude...

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You know who.

Brazil-Mexico happened four times in WCs and Brazil won all of them, that makes us one of your biggest kryptonite besides Argentina and yourselves

We would lose to Portugal, or Italy.Or any decent team that we would eventually face.

That team was trash

It was a close match. You were forced to do more shots because we already scored at 12'.

2016 was such a disaster. Complete total domination from us and then we score pretty much 2 own goals.

Ghana, at least it used to be.

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>Ghana, at least it used to be before I fucked everything up

kek

We're really not good enough to have "kryptonite" or rather everyone is our kryptonite

America should just nuke them.

This Tbh. If we didn't lose to Ghana it would have been any other team.

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You

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for us it's italy I think but now they are shit like they deserve to be and will continue to be

The Eternal Kraut, not even a question...

You could prevent 7-1.

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"trash"

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Being honest, i think it's valid to say Ghana it's your kryptonite, because it's two teams of same level
It's different of Italy vs Usa or something like that
But If i'm not wrong you guys never losed to England in WC so you are their kryp

That squad is only names. They were flushed

Is he also the first reply to every thread I make in which he calls me fat in some clever way related to the OP?

>our penalty skills are very reliable

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We are everybody's kryptonite

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Simon Ammann was truly Adam Malysz' cryptonite. Without Simi, Adam would have won three olympic golds and would be the GOAT. I'm still somewhat angry about Salt Lake City - Adam had been so dominant for over a year, but just could not show his best...

England's weak spot is definitely Germany.

used to *
french rugby is a joke curently

Denmark

*hits the crossbar*

we're the holland of rugby

France and the national team coach