/hoc/

Would rather watch the full Oscar broadcast, plus red carpet, than the metropolitan division desu

Where is Finland? I have something to tell him.

There's a little Ted in all of us. Probably just vodka though. Waiting on a burp.

F

what the fuck is this

Very disappointed in the bluejackets
They should be winning

would rather you shut the fuck up because nobody cares you stupid faggot desu

whats the point of peaking in february/march?

Just give me the message and I'll make sure it gets to him.

Peaking? They should at least be in a playoff spot, they have a really tough March schedule in which they must win

I can't do that sorry lad. It's a special message that he needs to hear from me.

Yeah, fair weather fans aren't even gonna bother coming into Reddit, finding our sub, and complaining. They are just gonna take off their CBJ jersey and put on a crew jersey.

>bins
He'll know what it means.

You fags are pretty cool desu

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Seething

Wish I could say the same for you.

Kessel jersey. Lol no one likes soccer.

Too true

I’m not a fairweather fan, but they shouldn’t have lost to edmonton

they are 2 points back from the WC and 3 points back from the division with the row to win any tie breakers

metro is full of loser point babbys and torts is old skool in his approach to winning

Can't stop burping lads

True, but they have to play Boston twice, Pittsburgh twice and the islanders twice
They have a window but it’s closing and they need to win

never bet against crosby desu
keep me posted though cause i'm gonna be watching fla @ arz

Hehe, whoops.. Oh well. *sips*

6 - 1 PENis

burgerman, burgerman, BURGERMAN.

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its expected that cbj will rally and beat these teams if they plan to qualify
if they do the momentum will serve them well

One of the Metro teams is easily winning the Cup again, so you can just suck my dick faggot

It’s going to be hard even if they split each series with each team that would help a lot

what's up with this white knight leaf poo jackets fan

>Vich rink has the best ice?
Bell Center (Montrehal) - 28 procents
Roguher Ploceh (Hedmonton) - 21.7 procents
Bell MTS Ploceh (Binnipeg) - 6.6 procents
Axel Energui Center (Saint Paul) - 6 procents
Scottyah Bank Saddlehdomeh (Calgarou) - 6 procents

>Vich rink has the werst ice?
BehBehYahTeh Center (Sundrice) - 16.8 procents
Gila Rivher Arena (Glendaleh) - 10.7 procents
Barclow Center (Prooclun) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Ohnaheym) - 8.6 procents
PehAnCeh Arena (Releigue) - 5.9 procents

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what's up with these autistic anti-teds posters?

>Binnipeg
surely you jest

based kraut

Fuck Finland

Refs need to be hung. Sick of these quick whistles and bad calls.
>pucks makes atomic-level contact with the goalie in any location
>immediate whistle
>puck is covered for 2 seconds, then shoved free by a stick smack and slides into the net
>no whistle, good goal

shut the FUCK up Ted.

I dont get it either, the dude was 93 so it's hardly shocking, but still, the guy was a legend. Its like people here don't know how to react to thinks with appropriate levels of reaction

This made me laugh so hard

oof

kek

big YOTE

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

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>laughing at yourself
yikes

>have the best last 10 record in the west
>still not in a playoff spot
small ᵧₒₜₑ

based

Laughing so hard at the prospect that people believe Columbus won’t win a cup

me too lad ha haha

HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING?!

ghi iinm tweed from akron ANAN i m Fucking DRUNK

DED from akron

pACIFIC iS sTRONK

based
yotes are gonna dab on the flames in the first round

price is right is starting

>yotes are gonna dab on the flames in the first round
those shitty dogs have lost every game against the flamers this season

Hello Finland I love you.

Just woke up

Hoping Columbus can pull something out and make the playoffs
I will be very sad if they don’t

just took a huge flames

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Does anyone else remember nhl hitz 2002? “Did anyone catch the number on that train”

Did someone poo in those shakes

Go to sleep

Great tune to sip Löfbergs

youtube.com/watch?v=9ljq16G060s

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Is that what the average laffs fan looks like?

obsessed

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is that a shit stain he leaves behind?
>rags

habs need to start winning or else the bjs will take their wild card.

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Shall be HEEMing Ted after my lunch break then driving straight to Manitoba to give Sam a taste also

......why?

You should stop by @ Minnesota, give that twink Max a whip

It’s on the way I don’t see why not

cause it's cool?

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Some retard still sperging out from a fucking week ago.
I think he thinks he's making a point.

>some retard
the point has been made, you are obsessed and seething mad at a schedule

what was the point again?

Go Caps

that you're new

Who is better: Sharks or Flames. I think Shorks are going to choke again, plus they have Evander Kane who is a nig

>Monday, March 4
EDM @ BUF, 7 pm
TOR @ CGY, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)

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i'm not new you're just mad

Flames AINEC

Imagine being genuinely retarded.

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flames have better puck luck IMHO

Literally only shit games on today

>umad
at what?
>he still hasnt figured it out
yikes

Based and goliepilled

>oh help me refs, give us a powerplay

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i don't know why you're so mad why don't you tell me?

No, we figured it out a while ago.

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if you dont know why im mad, why are you accusing me of being mad?
are you retarded?
>he STILL doesnt know
yikes 2.0

Just don't engage with it.
Treat it like kipshit.

Shut up K*****s

>u new
clear sign of being mad but of course a newfag like you wouldn't know this based retard newfag

>I woke up this morning with the sundown shining in
>I found my mind in a brown paper bag within
>I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high
>I tore my mind on a jagged sky
>I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
>Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in

>the dedmonton albortion is lashing out again
Calgary can we just put your retarded brother down at this point?

Holy shit lads this might actually be the return of kippers.
I think we've solved the riddle.

ah so you do have a reason for accusing me of being mad
why did you post this then?

imagine letting edmongplia live in your head RENT FREE

i'm undergoing advanced enlightenment the more i post
you will soon be left behind with these lesser posters
stay mad little boy

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Wishing Columbus can win the cup

i never liked the smashing pumpkins before but now i can't stop listening to siamese dream

Wishing people from ohio would invade manitoba and then toronto nukes them both

grim thread

fuck off ted

Wishing there was even one of you that could match my superiour hockey intellect.

Good morning, /hoc/.

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sharks have better players, but you know, shorks gonna shork

should have had a do-over georgiev didn’t
mean to

Please I’m begging you bluejackets
Please make the playoffs

Everyone tell Randy to FUCK OFF

mayonaise is good.

>when the pens 3peat

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STOP LEAVE ME ALONE

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Are you okay, user?

I’m getting over bronchitis

[gypsy curse intensifies]

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same, whaddup

>CBJ decides to go all in
>Stack team with rentals
>Keep Breadman and Bob around
>Now going to miss the playoffs AND lose their 2 biggest stars for jack shit
The absolute FLYOVER of Ohio
The absolute FLYOVER of Ted

I only used to get bronchitis when I was fat.
Lost all of the weight, never got it again.
Maybe you guys should, too.

I get it every fucking year between January and March it’s a curse

Stop bullying me I just want to win a single round

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Today is Angela whites birthday

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it's probably my favorite

google.com/amp/s/www.scout.com/hockey/nhl/news/blue-jackets-playoff-chances-at-71-up-from-low-point-down-from-peak/amp/

The twinks I fuck prefer me in bear mode

Manitoba would win in that war. When those wild injuns get into the firewater it's game over.

For me, it’s Will from Williams Lake

They'll lose everything

>getting rentals for a wildcard spot

Terrible management lmao. Who the fuck does that.

Last week you guys were literally foaming at the mouth that Columbus got great players

>finnish gm'ing

Hal > Will > Sam > Ted > Randy

>Last week you guys were literally foaming at the mouth that Columbus got great players
No we weren't. A bunch of us were saying right from the start that this would fuck them over.

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Bluejackets will win tomorrow night and reclaim a playoff spot

>/hoc/ is extremely anti-tripfag
>proceeds to try tie an identity with every poster
clinical autism

>teds 6 weeks before the playoffs
vs
>teds 5 weeks before the playoffs

howling @ Ted

Meh

Are you gay? Or just dont like boobs

>he's added yet another name to his list of imaginary friends

Just underwhelmed by generic chubby women

Maybe he's not so thirsty that he starts fawning over a single gif of a chubby Aussie coal burner.
Maybe he'd rather discuss hockey.

There are only a few fags that are actually anti trip. As with most things the majority just doesn't give a shit.

Each of those guys are real posters in /hoc/
Hal is the best
Fuck off tripfag you’re one of the worst

>There are only a few fags that are actually anti trip. As with most things the majority just doesn't give a shit.
Imagine being so fucking narcissistic, you actually think this
The Ducks fucking blow and your wife is a whore, fuck you

whatever you say Doug

So he's gay.
Big boobed=/=chubby

filtered

Fuck off, Marty.

>if you don’t fawn over this 5/10 I’m obsessed with you must want to fuck men

You’re right big boobs don’t always equate to chubby but when you are chubby like Angela White it diminishes the impact of your titties.

>There are only a few fags that are actually anti trip
yeah the few good ones left
>As with most things the majority just doesn't give a shit.
these are newfags from reddit
what is the point of posting on an anonymous forum if you only can about being identifiable

>laughing at a dead guy
real classy leaf

I’m here to save the thread

>thinking all of /hoc/ is one person
>everything can be reduced to black and white
actual symptoms of autism
I, for one, hate both

Her tummy is small tho. You are also assuming alot. I'm not obsessed with her just heard it was her birthday and she has nice tits.

Jackets will win tomorrow night
Please win

@91258266
>tho
>alot
Hellishly grim.

If they manage to lose against the Devlels, you might as well just give up completely

>oilels
>buffalel
>laffs
>flams
What in the clinical FUCK is Gary thinking

if you hate both you have a piss poor way of showing it

>caring about grammar on 4chin
>(you) denying like it matters
Yikes

Gotta build up the hype and expectation for tomorrow by letting everyone down tonight and leaving them wanting more.

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Jackets haven’t lost to the devils since 2017

Well I’m sorry user but when you post a picture of a pornstar in /hoc/ because it’s their birthday and then get upset when she’s not showered in praise people typically come to that conclusion

Just thought hoc would like some boobs m8

why would I draw attention to it? tripfags love the attention and we already have enough spergs derailing threads to feed their complexes. the best way to deal with them is to never reply or acknowledge their posts so they'll get bored and either leave or turn their trip off.

reminder

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I cannot stand dudes that are "into" porn. What are you going to go wish her a happy birthday on twitter and thank her for getting fucked by other dudes? Totally pathetic. If you view porn as anything other than a bad habit or guilty pleasure you need to be put out of your misery.

/hoc/ only likes either small, perky ice girl tits, or Diora Baird's heavy milkers.
Not your chubby kangaroo-fucker.

Anything is possible when you are incompetent and from Ohio

Jackets win
Hurricanes lose
Habs lose
Pongs lose
Jackets will be in
Penguins will be out.
Thursday
Jackets beat penguins in OT
Shorks win
Jackets will be in third

>my oc

Any thoughts lads?

>incompetent and from Ohio
You mean like the entire country of Canada

Sure, bud. Sure. That'll happen.

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Thinking about doing an AMA in /cric/

>penguins
>beating panthers

you'll just get filtered

not lately no

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1.Pittsburgh
2.Rangers
3.Washington
4.Tampa bay
5.Carolina
6.Boston
7. Toronto
8. Buffalo

1.Detroit
2.Nashville
3.Chicago
4.Vancouver
5.Calgary
6.Sanjose
7.Anahiem
8.Kings

Thoughts?

Just had a thought, lads

nothing substantial, just thinking about what to make for dinner tonight

Not even worth a (you)

I watched a Netflix series about cric poos the other day
Share it lad

not liking the look of this one.

She isnt chubby tho
Seeing her fuck a kangaroo would be fun

It was about chipping the puck in

>Jackets win
>Hurricanes lose
>Habs lose
>Pongs lose

>needing 4 (FOUR) games' results to all go the right way
>counting on all of that happening
It's becoming kind of sad.

CHAD teams put together winning seasons

VIRGIN zoomer teams rely on making up for loss ground late in the season with meme wildcards

I just convince myself these posters are just memeing

real chad teams tank a winning season to just barely get in on the WC spot then win the stan lee.

>Team is struggling to even make second wildcard
>W-WE'LL MAKE A CUP RUN, JUST YOU WATCH!!!!!!!!

worked for the kings

Feeling kind of bad for the Blue Jackets at this point, folks.
Let's stop bullying them.

So you're gay

This desu. Look at how bad crapitals were every season they won the president, and the same thing happen with the blots.

There is literally nothing wrong with watching porn

excellent post

Porn literally and figuratively rots your brain and warps your worldview.

why is it considered taboo / a sin then?

She has sadds she want to visit Big Dick Bulju fanpage but mom is on train with her and she sadds

just jerked off to my thoughts

fact
i don't understand how people don't get this yet. the playoffs are the real deal, it's a completely different game. i'm tired of hearing about how no one in the east has a chance this year because the bolts are so dominant right now. good for them if they win it, but i wouldn't be surprised if even the fucking flyers get it.

Because people get their panties in a twist

Based volcel

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Tell that to Nashville

are these all original 6 teams?

Thinking about stealing a roll of toilet paper from a public restroom to take back to my apartment

Do you have a backpack? For me it was wagecucking in hotels during college and stealing shampoos to take home

underage

based

Just buy some, it's cheap as fuck.

>Wanting cheap-ass 1 ply garbage that has a 50/50 chance of causing you to inadvertently finger your shitty anus because it rips
Maybe if you want to feel like an Edmongolia Fan, go for it

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A sin is irrelevant because it depends on your religion which all are unprovable. Taboo is because it deals with sex which is considered adult and people want to keep their kids kids for as long as possible which ironically is often a mistake as much as introducing them to adult topics way to early.

got pics of twisted panties?

>and warps your worldview
Maybe if you were some gullible faggot who didn't have a strong, coherent worldview to begin with.

*tips fedora in your direction

With 2 games to go Columbus is looking to lock up a playoff spot, they are 2 points behind 3rd place penguins and 3 points ahead of the surging flyers, Carolina fell off and are only at 88 points while the closest wild card has 93 which is Montreal who are 15 points behind Boston and 2 points behind Columbus, the upcoming schedule has Columbus ending their season with a back to back against Ottawa and the rangers

What year is this from?

>porn rots your brain
Only if you let it
I have a religion m8. I just accept I cant prove it 100% and could be wrong.
>

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This year

people are over looking how difficult the canes schedule is as well as we approach the end of the season
only 3 of their last 10 games have been against teams above .500

Having a medical poop
It’s pretty stinky

Everyone watches porn. My married friends and I joke about the shit we watch all the time. Everything in moderation dumbasses.

Based Canadian satan
Bluejackets will most likely take their spot and the canes will miss for the 11th time in 12 seasons

You have to let one team make the playoffs, who do you let in?
>Teds
>Canes

>This year
How?
>Carolina fell off and are only at 88 points
They're at 78, not 88. And they've won 5 games in a row. They've had either the best record in the league or the second-best since 2019 started. I think only St. Louis is close. That's not "falling off."
And Montreal does not have 93 points right now.

You must be very retarded, I would advise you to re read the statement

This

>everyone does it
>it doesn't affect me THAT way
>you're just an incel
Pathetic beyond belief.

>inadvertently finger your shitty anus
>inadvertently

Columbus
So we can meme about them not winning a playoff series

canes obvs

teds 100%
their fanbase cares enough to attend the games

Would not want to be rob brinamour right now
nhl.com/hurricanes/schedule/2019-03-02/ET/list

Is it all just some idiot's headcanon?
Because the last season that it could be, where Montreal got above 93 points and Carolina got above 88 in the same year, was 2010-2011.

You still don’t get it do you? It’s literally how this season is going to end

Here at /hoc/, we believe clean anal is happy anal, and happy anal makes a happy user

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>Is it all just some idiot's headcanon?
I think I showed that I do get it, Ted.

teds desu
i wanna see duchene in the playoffs once and see if he's as good as he thinks he is
if they get bounced without winning a series, that's hilarious
if they succeed in the ploffs, then jarmo's big balls gamble was a success

all this means is that their (undoubtedly great) 2019 record is due to them being schedule babbies

I think we already know which team is getting in, though.

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>getting cocky in march
lmao

You'd better be from Montreal, because they're literally the only playoff team this year that I haven't seen being cocky in March.

>everyone else is doing it so it means its ok for a team that hasnt seen the playoffs in over a decade and is barely qualified to do so
going to laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh when the relocanes fail to make it once again

It’s not headcanon lad, this is Gary’s official transcript for Wednesday April 3rd

grim and obsessionpilled

>mad
>at truth

Ok /hoc/ let's stop seething and discuss something important.

How flat will >laffs fall in Calgay tonight and will overrated shit get booed there?

Sorry caniac every team gets to win a cup doesn’t mean that they are actually good

What's scott darling thinking about right now?

GARY where the FUCK are the TRaDES I'm gonNA SNAP

>still won't name >his team
... they're not even in the playoffs, are they?

>every team gets to win a cup

jim beam

Enjoying his vacation, probably.
Dude requested and then took a fucking "leave of absence" like this is a college job at Home Depot.

edmonton and toronto

>lets make fun of a team doing better than mineeeeee
get fucked faggot
oh, the discussion was going poorly for you so now you gotta make it all about me?
lmao relocane faggots have the thinnest spines

>Getting THAT cocky when you are only 3 points into a playoff position with THAT ending schedule
Oof

guess again

>seething intensifies

BAsed

>ZERO faith in >his own team
>no, I can't let you know who they are, you'll bully meeeeee
>no stop talking about them reeeee
y i k e s
i
k
e
s

There are 2 types of people in this world
Those who watch porn
And liars

I dunno maybe montreal?

maybe he is thanking her for her work

>he’s still trying to justify his addiction

Quebec would be a safer bet.

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>umad
yawn
your retorts are as predictable as the canes playoff qualifications
nice assumptions kiddo
too bad this discussion was never about me

"Thank you for your service, random chubby thot."
*salutes*

Holy fuck is it march already?

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>he doesn’t call the porn site he visits to thank them for a good jerk
Tbh

Addiction would imply I chose it over things that matter more. If I have something more important to do the fap can take a back seat.

I watch porn but it gets boring quick, although you might get a few useful tips. Some say it's good before weight training for a quick test bump.

My team hasn’t won a cup
Name my team

>seething and feelings of persecution intensify

youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI

>March 4th
>Still haven't had any time off to go to an AHL game
aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>he doesn't immediately look at the comments when clicking on a porn vid

It's a masturbation/fantasy aid and nothing more. I can fap without it but why? I like seeing girls naked and doing sexy things. Girls like being watched while doing sexy things. Just dont get so obsessed you start thinking pornstars are your gf or some shit.

Mild

too busty

2009 was 10 years ago

>laffs

Nope

retard

Nope but about 500 miles south west

>kitties
>wild
>nucks
>Ted's
>shorks
>Snes
>preds
>sabres
That's all I can think of off the top of my head

>I can stop watching porn at any time I just don't want to

>too busty
you shut your whore mouth

Yes

Zoomers shall be gassed.

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Shorks

Yeah and? I've proven it multiple times
Imagine say wild

>took the bait

You clearly don’t know how to judge distances but my team will be playing them in the final this year

got 'eeeeeeeeeem

Nope

>You clearly don’t know how to judge distances
Sure don't.

And there's no point in you trying to frame your addiction as anything but an addiction to a harmful substance which has a harmful effect on you but you will try to justify because it makes your dick hard.

>i was just pretending to be retarded
kay

n..nooo

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They sag. You will understand when you grow up.

even better

looks like someone is a tits guy

>got 'eeeeeeeeeeem

For me, it's small, perky ice girl tits sitting nicely above a flat, athletic tummy.
Truly the perfect compliment to a hockey game.

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thighs as well

I wouldn't call her tits perky, more like pouty.

I think it's because she's leaning back.

pedo

She looks like she'd be good in wrist bondage video, maybe hanging from the ceiling in the rape dungeon, something like that.

Who says porn is bad?

Varg

Really wish that ice girls showed more shoulder and collarbone.
Décolletage is severely underrated.

the sunbelters couldnt handle on topic posting it seems

>tight clothes
>showing your midriff
absolutely harem

What are you talking about, lad? Hartford is snowbelt.

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then move the team back to hartford

Varg also says Sarcófago isn't good despite the fact that he's never listened to them

regular season /hoc/ when hockey is on > offseason /hoc/ > regular season /hoc/ when hockey isn't on

this post is off topic

ha ha, "no."

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I miss the Whalers desu.

then who cares what colour her pants are
its a sunbelt team and off-topic sunbelt opinions

The whalers are like a disgraced corpse, I miss them so much but Gary destroyed them

and playoff /hoc/ when hockey is on rules them all
april is coming

can't wait lad
the start of the /f1/ season and the playoffs is my favorite time of the year in terms of sports

>/f1/

yeah seeing the hurricanes display of macabre was disturbing
they didnt even care to honour the dead either

There you go trying to toss around that buzzword again.

I used to dig the Canesfags around here, back when they were humble and were as equally shocked as the rest of us that their garbage fucking team was becoming good for the first time since 2006, but since they've been getting cocky as all fuck I want to bash all their heads in with tire irons.

This is your average hurricanes fan

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i blame the sunbelt bandwagoning crew tbqh
they have been merciless this season with their team hopping

Yikes.
That sounds like a personal problem. Maybe talk to your therapist.

>tfw Blake Wheeler plays for your team
Good feel lads

>addiction
It isnt
>harmful to you
It isnt
>because it gets your dick hard
And?

le assist man

Do to the SHIT games tonight I’m going to bake some cookies lads

>he's STILL trying to justify his addiction

>canes fans
>existing before this year
u wot?

>Do to
Do you know how I know the average IQ of /hoc/ is only double digits?

>Do

>he's STILL trying to make it an addiction

>can't stop drinking
>it's an addiciton
>can't stop doing drugs
>it's an addiction
>can't stop using porn
>I JUST LIKE IT REEEE

I’m only addicted to (You)s and booze

and im your pusher man

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Look, I hate women as much as the next guy.

Here's another (you)

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How?

Sweet (You) bliss achieved, time to fade away until I need the next one

Why are apehoop fans so sensitive? Those niggers are even more sensitive than the hfboards cucks in /hoc/
based post. Fuck the relocanes

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I view porn.
I want to liquidate the nuNHL.
Smoking weed is degenerate.
/hoc/ is for straight white males over 6'

Stop seething and accept the better way.

eatin 7 eggs

timestamped eggs or fuck off

enjoy ur cholesterol

Canadians and Grease

care to post your white paper behind this assessment?
id love to review it

For me it's the Las Vegas Golden Knights of Nevada

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Finland is my love. I LOVE FINLAND

>Not eating 5 dozen eggs
It's like you DON'T want to become roughly the size of a barge

what a faggot team

Certainly
>Grease
>Devlels
>Canadians
>1993
t. Professor /hoc/key

only 1,5 left

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what a low iq post

WRONG

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>low iq
I don't think you understand what I'm implying due to your tiny, frozen, pea brain so I'll elaborate
Americans such as myself are very smart and Canadians are stupid and losers, and Grease is Grease

removing your status as professor /hoc/key immediately.
t. Dean of /hoc/key.

low iq and obsessed
fitting

There are different types of cholesterol. If you had any kind experience in bodybuilding you would know that you fat fuck. The type that is in eggs are completely harmless.

Today I've already had
>2 cups of coffee (keurig)
>3 egg and cheese (swiss) omelet
>1 orange
>1 packet of ramen noodles (chili flavor)
>1 banana
>1 apple
>3 tablespoons of peanut butter
>handful of mixed nuts
>4 bottles of water

>hard cooked
wtf, I love Finland now

nice projection

wheres the meat

that is a lot of calories for an ~8 hour day

I'm pescatarian, fish for dinner later

Stuffed firmly up his anus

*my

Sorry, correction
Stuffed firmly up *your* anus, thank you for clarifying
>rags

Shit I mean my anus, meat up my anus I keep responding to myself

/hoc/ - intelligent hockey discussion

>you cant watch porn without being able to stop just like literally every thing else you listed

reminder that this is happening and if you think otherwise i’ll knock your fucking dick in the dirt

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/hoc/ - hicks on coke

based and jetspilled

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>leafs
>calling anyone faggot

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>(xpost from /r/gaybros source OKCupid)
return whence you came

once an alcoholic always an alcoholic

>us seperated by counties by canada not seperated by municipality
nice try making yourself look less queer

>t. Gay curious faggot

there is literally nothing wrong with being a faggot

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>no Laine on the cover
They knew
How did they do this survey?

>t. Gay curious faggot

except that shirt

that was predicted before laine was even drafted
E L I T E

What's wrong with Vancouver?

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>HE'S STILL TRYING TO JUSTIFY IT

Dating website
Also just pointing out everyone that responded to me got dubs including myself

>How flat will >laffs fall in Calgay tonight?
it could be a close game. Smith is in net and he looked like dog poo last game against the Wild. if they put up a bunch of early goals on Smith the leafs will probably win.
>will overrated shit get booed there?
I doubt it. there's no reason for >our fanbase to hate him.

>he's still trying to argue with buzzwords

lots

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here's the unedited original

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why is mike smith allowed to play the puck still

thread is getting very problematic rn

>California
>not gay
Gonna have to call 100%bs on that one m8

Nice shoop dude

because brodeur sold his soul to manage his pack handling skills
smith has done everything in his power to match that level, but he still retains his soul and as such his puck playing ability suffers

>we aren't gay we swear
Laughing SO HARD at canadians rn

Why didn't he just return to the crease when his defender went i for the puck? If I was Calgary's doctor I would check if he got a stroke or something.

he's pretty good at it. he made some mistakes recently that make him look like a retard but his puck handling is pretty elite most nights. he learned from playing with Marty Turco.

fuck faggots
but, more importantly... *kremt* FICK JÜDEN UND FICK BETTMAN

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ok here's the 100% real and accurate unedited version

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>keith flint offed himself
>zoomers suddenly pretend they're the prodigys biggest fans
hate this meme

based and silverpilled

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>changing the labels on the scale and expecting anyone not to notice

The classical Canadian canudrum
Either canada is gay or California isnt

there is no place like home

>mississippi
>more niggers
>smaller cocks
Wew? If you are going to make fakes at least make them believable

Thank god you pointed that out, my eagle-eyed friend.

Psychosomatic, addict, insane

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user, Hiro says we're not allowed to call them that anymore...

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So this is the power of the s*nbelt.

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>he skips leg day

you guys are pretty obsessed about gays

is there something you want to tell us?

Hiro can suck my nigger cock also I like hockey

>THEY SPLIT THE JET AGAIN

fine here is the real REAL unedited image

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poor fish...

He was probably addicted to porn

how did you put your pants on by yourself today?

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wtf I hate trasheville even more now

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imagine being a fish
blub blub

>cruelty to animals
should i even act surprised

Dump canada into the ocean fucking WHEN?

Is this a yurop band or something? I've never heard of them and no one I know has either. I'm in my 30's.

ha ha glub glub glub

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How do we nuke the sunbelt legally.

I call upon Satan with these trip 6's to give Smith the powers of supplicant Brodeur and lead >flims to the sacred pagan bowl

you niggers get tons of resources from us
why wouldn’t you just gas all of us and take our shit instead of scorch earthing?

swim swim swim joink ^^

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Prodigy always sucked

this is the one

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With love

If hockey was an RPG, what attributes would the main "races" give?

Canadian
American
Russian
Czech
Swede
Fin

Because I actually like canadabros and was only joking.

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>sunbelt states having better ice than northern states
You better recolor that map leaf.

That top quality vegas ice

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jesus christ rogan

Fins definitely give you a penalty to goaltending.

Fin
str: 8
agi: 6
int: 2
cha: -4
luck: 3

>implying pulju isnt popular due to his charisma

ha ha be catfish

Canadian = Battle hardiness. You get stronger as the fight goes along

APOLOGIZE

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states have hot and cold zone but provinces are solid colour? yeah fucking right
I bet the pic was made by a gay

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>Canadian
+10 to hitting
+5 to stamina
-10 to being likable or making friends

>American
+10 to creativity
+5 to work ethic
-10 to ever getting respect

>Russian
+10 to hard shots
+5 to playing while drunk, hungover, or otherwise incapacitated / injured
-10 to speaking English

>Czech
+10 to acrobatic, meme-tier goaltending
+5 to motivating the rest of the team (not unlike a mascot, or a bard from D&D)
-10 to staying potential in the league

>Swede
+10 to chance of making it in the NHL
+5 to playmaking
-10 to work ethic

>Finn
+10 to speed
+5 to sniping
-10 to consistency (-20 when applied to goaltenders)

Imagine just stomping on his ankles while he is leaning like this and hearing the sickening crunch and seeing the fear and pain in his eyes when he realizes his career is over.

We're sorry you're overrated shit

*honks angrily*

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Rel map coming through

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Suicidal tendecies

where is my mind

his edgework sucks his left boot is down so the skate base is dragging unnecessarily and slowing him down but to be expected from overrated shit

Getting kinda worried here.

>american work ethic
>total of two (2) cup winning american captains
should +5 asshole size due to the rampant amount of cocks in and out of them

based and authenticpilled

bracket you are the gayest of all quit playing around

EVERYONE SAY SOMETHING NICE TO FINLAND AND DO NOT BULLY HE IS FEELING VERY DOWN SO BE NICE TO HIM PLEASE.

>married
>gayest
Wew

americans should have -50 stamina because they are all fatties
also +50 to racism and +50 to obsessing about sexuality

she is your beard, not that uncommon

ok finland is not as gay as Canada but it's pretty close

oh no no no no

shes got a penis. you know it. I know it. everybody know it.

Bulju?

Remember when bracketfaggot was laughed out of /hoc/ over the holidays because of his shit bracket. He even went into hiding for almost 2 months. I memeber, what a pathetic faggot.

Yes.

Imagine being wrong 3 times in 1 post

...

next

>I memeber
is this the new /hoc/ dialect? I like it .

Oooh a 4th wrong, albeit not in the same post

>Saskatchewan gayer than California
that's a lie