What the fuck is wrong with these two clubs?

What the fuck is wrong with these two clubs?

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>The Virgin Liverpool YNWA
>The Brad Dortmund YNWA
>The Chad Feyenoord YNWA
>The Thad Celtic YNWA

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they both share a reddit mentality

this
I live in dortmund and most fans are just annoying.

Funny how Dortmund are slipping at the exact same time.

>augsburg

Dortmund are still 1st at least though

>liverpool
>literaly a pool full of liver

fucking disgusting, what the fuck

>dortmund
>literaly dirt mound
>naming your team after a mound of dirt

germans are weird as hell

Yeah but this

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Dortmund was originally named "Throtmanni", throt being the old Germanic expression for "gurgle" (which the English later idiotically started using to describe the throat, because that's where you gurgle, lol) and manni being the old Germanic word for creek.

So the original meaning of the town was "Gurgle Creek" or "Gurgling Creek", probably because the town was founded by a very active creek or something.

The creek part was eventually replaced by -mund, which is old Germanic for mound (in the sense of a small hill), but now in modern day High German means mouth. And the Throt part was eventually replaced by "Dort" (there).
So "Dortmund" now literally translates to "Theremouth".

The more you know (even tho you probably don't care and won't read this anyway).

Basierter Linguist

They follow "SLIP" tactics

but we use "gurgeln" as well for "to gurgle"

>we'll never liverpool
>walk alone dortmund

Yes, but we don't use the old word for it (throt) now to describe the throat just because that's were you gurgle.

We came up with an entire new word for the throat (Hals) and let the word "throt" just die out.

So Wolfsburg literally means wolfs mountain ?

Wolfsburg literally means "Wolf's Castle"

Burg = Castle (in the sense of a defense castle, not a palace which means "Schloss")

Berg = Mountain

if throat means Hals, then what do the English call Kehle?

i think Hals is "neck" and Kehle is throat

i thought dortmund were edgy troll nazis?

Is Kehle in german related to Keel in English? The long part of a ship is called a keel which I think is sometimes called the neck

That’s schalke

Can somebody tell me what Crystal Palace means?

>and let the word "throt" just die out.
Schlund is pretty close

That's Kiel in German and yes it comes from Kehle

american "banter"

fuck off fag.

Ty based translation bro

Based.