/nrl/

Convict? Now there's a name I haven't heard in a while.

The lads over on SC Talk are starting to pick my elite POD choices. Bit annoyed 2bh.

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>SAAAAAAAAAANG GANG
Big brain 7.Brown 6. Munster halves combo here

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Cheers macca

just want to end my life lads

>Boot the slut

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Just want to live forever, boys.

Is Mark Geyers daughter in one of the vids?

Tyrone May could save his career by announcing that he's the first Bisexual NRL. the first open one anyway

He can save his career by switching to Union and getting on with his footy in relative anonymity.

Being the starting 10 of the wallabies is now relative anonymity kek

hate myself lads

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Good lad.

Apparently.

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>NRL Memes

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Roosterman has gone too far

I fucked MG's daughter 2 years ago.

fuck she is hot. link to video please.

Not sure why these videos keep getting "leaked". Is it a crime for NRL players to have sex?

I have a feeling it is (((them))) doing it to drive a deeper divide between women and men by further stigmatizing sex, so the white race stops having sex and thus stops procreating.

The problem is these vids are apparently being leaked by other players

>jew ceo of nrl
>nrl is at its worst its ever been

thought they knew how to run things...

He's a fake jew, look at the shitty amount of millions and crowd they bring in. Obviously need to import some stateside jews.

oh nononono

what a cesspool

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its the same girl in all 4 videos?

Nrl memes guy is going to get his shit pushed in by Mt Druitt goons now.

I just love NRL

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

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How do I open the link?

autosaged?

May btfo

how can i open it

lol just when you think things can't get worse this offseason

Mark "MG" Geyer has this morning released a short statement regarding social media speculation.

"I have today engaged Brydens Lawyers to act on behalf of my daughter, Montanna, for the purpose of taking action against those who have published false and defamatory material which has caused incredible distress for my family," he told Triple M.

"On the advice of the solicitors, I do not propose to make any further comment."

what drives the NRL subhuman to have group sex lads
are they afraid of having a root without backup

lol where the fuck do you live, getting on the piss/pipe and rootin chicks is what me and my mates do every fri and sat

sure mate but do you all root the same chick while jerking it next to eachother

nah plenty of chicks chasing the pipe to choose from

BREAKING NEWS: Tyrone May has been arrested and charged over the release of sex tapes.

can't nrl players just not beat their wives and spread revenge porn vids?

im just a humble neet and even i beat my gf and release our sex vids, so i don't expect my nrl heroes to be better than i

oi niteshite u here m8

*shiteshit

baste homoposters

danny >joshy > nightshift >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> richo

RICHO UH
PEDO YUH

>"striking a women"
>instead it's seedy group sex
they simultaneously made it sound worse and better than it is

>On Tuesday Nine’s Danny Weidler reported the rumours, posted on a notorious rugby league Facebook page, had left the champion forward turned media personality “angry” and his family “devastated”.
>It came after a social media account appearing to belong to Geyer was seen on Monday night in the comments section the page demanding to know the identity of the administrator.
>“Can someone tell me where/who runs this page, and where they operate of???? NOW!!”,” he posted.
>Geyer’s comments were taken down before the post was deleted.

How long until the NRL "reboots"? Not necessarily thinking complete overhaul of the competition, but TG needs to do something to save the league's image.

Geyers daughter got rammed by a lad named Tyrone and spit roasted

>Grant Denyer lives in fear a sex tape he made and lost could resurface and ruin his career.
>“I had just turned 18, and I had an older girlfriend, and I didn’t have a camera,” Denyer said. “I borrowed a Sony Handycam from the media department at high school.
>“It felt naughty, it felt a bit spicy and we were comfortable with each other,” he said talking about the tape. “I look amazing in it, and I put in an A-grade performance … I was really happy with the angles.”
>When it came time to return the camera to school, Denyer said he forgot to remove the tape and is paranoid the footage is still floating around somewhere today.

business idea: replace nrl with a national state of origin test series

let's brainstorm some ideas for the new and revamped competition:
>rules against drinking
>players have to wear police body cameras 24/7 to see what their up to
>also GPS trackers around their ankles, let's face if if you play league you're basically a criminal anyway
>rules against masturbating to your mate shadowboxing
>no teams in western sydney, wifebeating is in the air there
>women's quota on teams, on average 50% of players must be female #itstheirturn

BASED /afl/ LADS

Can we get rid of the uncontested scrums already? Either make them contested again or scrap them altogether.

Yikes
She's denying the allegation

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Life is a team sport mate

Montanna is the one they say it is, not Kennedi
both names are fucking awful, state of this guy

This, feels good to follow a non-degenerate sport.

Nice boob tube, Paul.

Tyrone May be in trouble here.

^^^r8 my joke above m8s^^^

Is bennett feuding with locky because locky got his hair back lads

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I'M AT X LADS AMA, MY LADS

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YOU LADS ARE MY M8S LADS

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Fuck off with your GayFL shit. Practice your lanky Anglo cunt sport somewhere else pal

whats for dinner lads?

12 coopers pale ales & Pizza Hut buy one get one free

>south australian dirty water
truly bastested

nswrl nationalists > SL / NRL globalists

Cringe and bluepilled
>sex is for self-satisfaction, intimacy, pair-bonding, reproduction, or libido discharge

Woke and basedpilled
>sex is a performative act of group bonding within männerbunds

What is stomping on her head about?

>fuck them all
Pretty sure that's what she did Dominic

Look these sex scandals are interesting and all but can we please talk about me now?

Which NRL player did you have sex with m8?

degenerate sodomites will burn in hell

Family, God and the NSWRL lads

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is this lad alright?

pretty seething m8

fucking based

voted no

Hot dogs

Does she think they're stupid? That's her 100%.

Its her 100%. Recently diagnosed with epilepsy lifelong. Throwing caution to the wind like any 19 y old would. MG is going to lose it

danny going sicko mode

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Part of the showmanship. It's sex as a performance to show off to your group of mates that you can all bond over. Männerbunds were originally hunting and raiding parties, it's the same as showing off trophies of the animal you hunted, or scalping the enemy you killed in battle.

Raiding parties would also always gangrape the women they captured as a team building exercise . Accounts of Indians in the Wild West, Rus/Vikings in the Arab chronicles etc. Happens in modern armies too.

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>Geyer hopes the recent scare will be a wakeup call for his daughters who, despite being diagnosed with Juvenile Myoclonic Epilepsy, don’t always take their medication.
>“Medication is a paramount and when you try and tell a 15 and an 18 year old girl that they have to have two tablets a day, morning and night, for the rest of their lives, they say, ‘No, we can’t’,” Geyer said.
they sound retarded

Wally Lewis sends his regards..

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Why haven't you subscribed to Ian Roberts youtube channel lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=_qPngxhV7GA

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are there full vids or just those 12 second clips?

Wish the NRL would show some support for us 29 year old virgins

I thought Richo might be the one leaking the videos but apparently all of the girls are 18 or older.

KEK

wait THIS is an 18 year old?

I'm just gonna say it, getting your 19yo daughter a job at an NRL club isn't great parenting

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imagine going to take a leadership role of a team and needing their respect when half of them have fucked your daughter

What is my /nrl/ family reading at the moment? For me, it's Democracy in America.

The Name of the Rose, only have around 30 pages left.

got a little bit of dandruff happening at the moment lads

article referring to her as 18 was from 2014

Just finished The Book of Disquiet and will start Pale Fire soon.

>reading fiction

sure is bogan NRL fan trash in here

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Why does Danny only show up when somebody else mentions him?

because hes a big poopy head gay boy

Based danny

What are you trying to imply?

you're a narcissist

I wish.

ALLO

how do you open this

put a .com between the line break

Ash Wednesday tomorrow. Will be going to the local service I should expect

based homo

thanks friend

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post peems

Can Roosterman be stopped?

peems

my /nrl/ brethren

nice

Cowbucks here. Excited to add to my accolades another minor hipthis season. This year however the major hip is my priority.

Shut up you old bag

i will win this year actually

danny is fat LOL

Any room left in the tipping/Sc comp?

Wouldnt bother m8, the hip is mine anyway

based walkie

Man those contract negations at channel 9 were rough for Erin Molan

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just want to die

*snap*
Epic gamer moment

Why is it always groupsex. I’m convinced they all jack each other off in the changerooms and its just “banter”

Just in the broncos change rooms lad

Idk how lads watch their mates run train on a chick while he waits naked in the corner for his turn

Thoughts on the new NRL ad?

The group sex is unironically a team bonding method. I don't know if it actually works, but that's literally why they do it.

Not enough pride flags

Not enough hoodoo gurus

awful

What does watching your mates run train on a chick while you wait naked in the corner for your turn feel like bros

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only jamal could answer that question

I like watching but not joining in.

Fucking terrible

It's shit. Your boner comes and goes and you need to keep touching yourself to stay "into it" but then by the time it's your turn you've basically edged for an hour+ so you cum within 2 minutes of fucking the girl.

which club do you play for mate?

players should just come out of the closet tbqh

THANK YOU BASED user

Players need a consummate professional slut like Charmyne Palavi to make a comeback.

>nrlel

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Based Duges and not so Based Hayne talking shit about NRL Memes lads

another 3 videos starting the rounds in addition to the other 4

link em

Mark "CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME" Geyer

>duges
>based

Okay now this is epic

Based Fitler calling for the government to ban smartphones to stop warping kids minds
SmH.com.au/sport/nrl/fittler-takes-aim-at-smartphones-in-wake-of-sex-tape-sagas-20190305-p511yf.html

Based and Baudrillard pilled

>Anyone who still thinks it's MGs daughter is wrong. It's a girl from Taree, Everyone knows. Poor girl is gonna have her career ruined
t. plebbit

too be fair if you're gangraping some slut with your mates and someone takes out their phone they're probably a bit addicted to it

>"(I've watched) a lot of TED talks, (have done) a lot of reading information and I can’t say anything any deeper than that but I have two young kids at the moment and I see a lot of behaviour and I feel like I’m pretty alert to what is going on in that age group," he said.
big brained fiddler

>tfw do NOT own a smartphone

this tbqh, i've never been tempted to pull my phone out at the weekly gangrape with the lads. would ruin the bonding experience for myself and my männerbunds.

What's Freddy been reading lads? Virilio, Baudrillard, Debord?

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The Bible. He's re-reading it actually

This is now a /baudrillard/ general
>tfw there has been a shift from production to consumption and symbolic and use values to sign values, and commodities have become hyperreal

>Why is it always groupsex
Team sport

>tfw deriving identity from following a football club

NRL Memes framed his post as reporting on an allegation made by others. Don't think MG has a defamation case desu senpai.

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Why do people have to look at "reports" when they can just watch the video, look up MG's daughter's photo on social media and then compare them?

It's not defamation to report on someone else's accusation, that's why media write stories as
>Police allege person did X
>3rd party reports person did X
And are careful not to make the accusation themselves of
>Person did X