/hoc/

>rags

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>non recycled
>on time
>beat the second one posted
SHALL

ice

based

fuck off samefag

if the Blue Jackets miss the playoffs Torts will never work in the NHL again

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BASED

Don't be so sure
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yes he will. He'll take time off, go into broadcasting or some shit, and year or three later, some GM will hire him

you think Bob Murray is really that stupid?

not even going to double thread post. that faggot didn't even put /hoc/ in the subject

>rags

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Short answer: Yes
Long answer: Yes, with a 'but'

remember semin

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prepare that noose, shork fans.

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Do NOT post itt

ok

he is funny enough I could see him being a good broadcaster. his style of coaching just doesn't seem to work with the zoomer hockey talent in the modern NHL. he's like an angry school teacher yelling at his students

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Please post itt

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Reported this thread as spam.

No way!

having some thots about hockey

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Bonjour une poutine seevooplay

this is the rightful thread you clowns. it was posted on time and has the proper subject field
there's literally only 1 rule to making /hoc/ threads: /hoc/ goes in the subject line

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We call it /shall/

this. Picture can vary but you have to at least put /hoc/ in the fucking subject line

i appreciate the high quality of your posts

You can tell this guy isn’t a >laffs fan by his high quality

god what a cute little bum

DIE NIGGERS DIE
DIE NIGGERS DIE
DIE NIGGERS DIE

can you dumb cunts not spam the board
thanks

Can you lick my fucking NUTS FAGGOT

Sorry mate please accept humble apologies

nice trade yets

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user PREASE NO THINK OF MY YEN

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11 wins on the battle tree lads, gonna get 50 tonight

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just love all the Fanboys to didn't know who the fuck this team who was team was before 2013 and suddenly want to bully anyone who questions what they do on the ice and call them fair-weather fans. No bitch, I suffered through the early years. I was there when they did the expansion draft. I was there when they drafted Nash. I was there when they couldn't get anyone to play alongside him to make this team worth a fuck with a generational talent that they squandered. I was there through the 2012 season that made you want to fucking cry everytime u turned the fucking game on. So don't call me a fair weather fan, I've been there for the worst weather. You don't even fucking know what it's like to feel the pain that this team can bring you. So when we point out that they're playing like shit and they historically have played like shit it isn't just the ramblings of some drunken old fool, it's somebody who's lived through it and seen it in his fucking tired of it

That manlet will get destroyed by Boston in the first round

>rags

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

is that really what Hiro looks like? How did such a young guy end up owning Yea Forums I wonder

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which game are we watching?

has anybody ever seen a /cfl/ general? I think a canadian "football" league meme general would be good for a few lols

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vegas dallas DUH

When you give up fetishizing the Japanese, you find they’re mostly lonely kissless virgins

>Calgary v Isles
>Pens v Teds
for me

>I was there when they drafted Nash
damn you must be old, he was drafted in 02
if you've really been following them that long I feel sorry for you

don't 'duh' me dummy

that picture is like 15 years old. hiro is in his 40s

I like hockey

Fuck zips and fuck gooks

I would be down for it in the offseason when I'm bored out of my mind with no hockey to watch or talk about

holy fuck what a dinosaur. wonder if he needs a mobility scooter yet.

trips confirm
poor japs

Fuck niggers and chinks and dikes and kikes and spics and abos

when I'm 40 I'm going to kys myself

okay......im thinking based on these posts

No you won't pussy

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
SCORENSON

awful lotta hostility happening in this thread lads

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go away. there's other places for you

You're in the wrong thread

post your battlestations

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BASED SCORENSEN

>6 /hoc/ threads

Shut the fuck up you leaf fuck

why don't you bag up those cans and bring them in? you've got at least $30 there

Incel

I
FUCKING
HATE
NIGGERS

is this the real thread?

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no, we're just pretending

I don't see how any of these posts relate to hockey.

Do you guys even like hockey?

SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
BURNS

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using slurs is the unintelligent way to be mad lol

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studies have show that racist people are on the power end of the IQ spectrum

I am too boomer to understand this macro
care to explain?

you're better off not knowing

what in the fuck is this?

Shorks win again

What's hockey

I wouldn't call people posting the n word in all caps on the hockey forum "the power end of the IQ spectrum"

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>macro

there's a lot of retards that treat /hoc/ like Yea Forums and the jannies aren't doing a great job to stop them

>a blackcock player whose name is aneasymop

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thinking qbout making a new /hoc/ thread lads

g'nite /hoc/

uh huh?

Oh boy I do sure love hockey!
What is your favorite hockey team?
For me. it's the Sharks of San Jose!

is this an haiku?

sleep tight

burns has the flu and he's beasting out there

when you have the flu you can't even get out of your bed

for me its the Lord Salisbury's Nips of Winnipeg

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>91253164
absolutely seething

I disagree!
Those guys are bums!
You're dumb!

I'm a capitals fan.

What do you guys think of me

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Not even mad. Stop fucking baiting me with your 'fandom'

THE MELK MAN DELIVERS

Are you retarded?

you're a huge dumbass
your existence is a waste
cordially, fuck off

a haiku

that's because my immune system is compromised on account of immunosuppressive drugs

are you retarded
an existential query
the answer is yes

>cordially fuck off
that's 6 syllables

rude desu

oh shit nigger i’m craving

cor-dial-ly

Ovechkin is cool
Don't like Tom Wilson too much
Happy they won it

Who will take it all?
A simple question for me
The San Jose Sharks.

Should be respectfully fuck off

"Order the whores, the boys deserve it tonight.."

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SHANNON!?!?!!

I was in salisbury house years ago when some guy got shot and killed by a gang member
I get PTSD if I even see that fucking logo

cor-di-a-lly (4)

A Slapshot goes in
Why do I play goaler for
A franchise so gay
>rags

Predictions:
>Cup Final:
Boston vs Vegas
>9th in West:
Edmonton
>9th in East:
Toronto
>Lottery winner:
LA(Toronto's pick)
>First GM Fired:
Dubas
>First Coach Fired:
Babcock

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teds will miss the ploffs
lmao @ ted
ohio is grim

cor-jewl-lee

> not even one namefag
This is the thread boys

he cute

SHANNON. DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME. I CAN ASSURE YOU IT IS NOT.

>mad at syllables

jewl is 2 syllables
jew-el

maybe if you are pronouncing it like a retarded country bumpkin

I jerk my penis
While the game rages on the ice
I splooge in overtime

Shannon is funny
all the numbers on the board
braaps in the distance

........ alright, so ....... let's start
fat wife braps in the distance
numbers recited

UMMMMMMM SHANNON WHERE ARE (YOU)

His name is Pierre
And He looks like a dickhead
His name is Pierre

I count 4 syllables
youtube.com/watch?v=IJ1aJO5QEKY

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I wrote stats on board
My fat braps in the distance
And that’s an okay

There's more autism here than in one of Shannon's videos.
WEW LADS

i'm not only retarded....... i'm the real deal

>and that's an okay
you're a dummy lad for real
you can do better

LADS

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go on the twofer tuesdays my dude. cheap as all fuck

where are my numbers
i am still fucking waiting
shannon you fat fuck

I buy hockey shirts
A fat wife braps in distance
I rank >rags the last

Onion rings for cheap
A clapper rings off the pipe
Shitpost afterwards

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wait in my head "cordially" makes 4 syllables but if I say it fast it makes 3 so I don't know it's not a word I use very often

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i think i ate too much today now i feel like a fat fuck

howmanysyllables.com/words/cordially

big fat stinky wife
autistic numbers listed
a fart approaches

I’d like to cordially invite the sunbelt and every California faggot to fuck off

if you break it down slowly it has 4 syllables but if you say at normal speaking pace it is only 3

how about an actual poem instead of just haikus? like the 8 liner one that was made about how gay ted is

go throw up, easy solution

>rags rags rags rags rags
>rags rags rags rags rags rags rags
>rags rags rags rags rags

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4 syllable fags btfo

every post is free verse

i wrote an actual poem a couple nights ago. but got no (You)s, so i didn't write anymore

sunbelt hockey stinks
relocate them to snowbelt
snowbelt #1

i hope this (You) jump starts your creative juices once more

>me trying to make a /hoc/ haiku

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>Snowbelt pound one

no one's getting (you)s but every poem is thoroughly pondered and appreciated

I guess I was wrong
I'm not afraid to admit
refrigerator

thats >snowbelt hashtag 1, grampa

why is this a gif
i've been staring at it for
like seven minutes

>snowbelt hashtag one

no it doesn't, it always has 3

cor-ja-lee

if you're sounding out the entire middle section, you're doing it wrong
"dia" makes a single "ja" sound.

Iginla never won
Kipper's better than Vernon
04 it was in

The Ted climbs the stairs. Draws back
his hair among his ears. And the use
of the narrative (You) becomes a roadblock
wherein the readers puzzled by the (You)

Both are obviously Ted. But do both
occupy the same apostrophe? Same value?
Can one be exchanged for the next? And- what volume?

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that retard is trying to make an argument for saying >cor-jew-el-ly

my team stinks right now
but that's okay I'll still watch
our year some day soon

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i like hockey eh
had to add 'eh' to reach 5
syllables. hockey

activate almonds
my mind really sets ablaze
with thoughts of deep pucks

twitter.com/cjzero/status/1102025600326402048

almost 1 AM and im still browsing /hoc/
youre moms a puck bunny and shes sucking my cock

i think of a post and then i type >rags
henrik looks small behind all of those pads

the oilshits suck and mcdavid will leave
he doesnt give a fuck that albertans will seethe

thats all i have cant write anything else
ill wheel it and dangle it and snipe it top shelf

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Finland Forever!
I said as my tongue touches
the bridge of my nose

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I saw a forklift that was “Sunbelt” brand today but forgot to take a pic :(

What about limericks?

>He thinks poems are just rhyming words

it didn't have to
be like this, gary. hockey
in deserts, jungles

limerick my balls, bitch

This dudes lip is fucking weird he can fuck off until he fixes it

Thinking about telling Finland how much I love him.

they literally are

there once was a boy with a tongue
and whenever he played it swung
they called him a bust
but he never fussed
cause inside his pants he was hung

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You are literally retarded

okay, this is epic

DONT DO IT he'll just hit u baby

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nice user

>91253530

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not bad

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i can derrelictk my own balls, thank you very much

this thread is based, screencap pls

There once was a Swede in Vancouver
he was a real panty remover
he could dangle and snipe
go bar down on the pipe
it was spooky to watch him maneuver

I'm gonna do it when Finland comes back.

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what's that on his tongue? is it a cancer hole like hillary clinton had?

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Gotta follow your heart just know I'm here 4 u whatever happen

Thanks fren I hope he's nice to me for once.

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can't wait for playoff shitposting lads

There once was a hobo in teal
he could check snipe dangle and wheel
better than Keith
but missing some teeth
the Norris he was surely to steal

limericks are much harder than haikus

for me, its riccardo
youtube.com/watch?v=utE4qgpHNGY

that was so based i had to go outside for some fresh air

the video is much better without the naked black guy imposed on it

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back to ebaums world newfag

Exponentially more enjoyable as well in my opinion but then again I'm not a soulless chinaman maybe they love haikus

playoffs is peak /hoc/

*sip*
ebaums used to be a cool site

waiting for the inevitable blots choke so we can take over Yea Forums once again.

this post was so cringe that i had to go get a glass of water

>tfw 2003 was 30 years ago

a man on long island landed
an old wish had he been granted
he wanted to play
the fans had their way
overrated was he branded

haikus are quick and simple and flexible
but /hoc/ never shies from a challenge

I hope we crash the site when the Leafs lose

This semen slurping general is not for me

perhaps you prefer /fs/?

gonna be hitting 30 in about 15 months.

kek

do you have kids yet?

I hear a lot of boomers say their 30s were the best years of their life

>it’s just a bunch of waifufaggotry
yikes

no i havent done anything notable with my life.

does the following not ring true
pond hockey till your toes are blue
the white wind and snow
if those you don't know
then hockey is just not for you

why?

john chayka was already gm of the puppers by my age.

based

wheres the piano music guy

chin up lad. someday we'll find our place to be

better late than never eh?

you can be my gf
can you cook?

very proud of big brain /hoc/ tonight

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Shannon must be shagging his hog wife because there's still no review video

Imagine the sounds.
Like a pig at slaughter I’d imagine.

back from the game lads.

Did you shout, “SHOOT, SHOOT!”?

>He squats in the curl rack

oh yeah, even explained what offsides was to the guy behind me.

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>If I was Gary Bettman, I would ban every non white from the National Hockey League
Holy Shit shannon

but that didn't answer my question

i dont have much ambition

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Imagine the smell

>tfw infinite ambition but lack the capability to achieve it

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>tfw exact opposite for me

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do you lads even live on your own?

of course

>the problem with hockey today is it's run by a jew
jesus shannon

Yup. Barely make enough to cover the bills but all I do is wageslave and watch hockey so here I am

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I have a roommate. She’s also my mother.

I live in my car and phonepost

/hoc/ is supposed to be cheeky and fun

says who

That's not a problem though. If you don't have any ambition you're content where you are, whether you're living up to your potential or not. Its nowhere near as bad as wanting more for yourself but being unable to obtain it.

i somewhat agree, i guess it's not exactly the opposite for me as i have ambition but what i lack is willpower

/hoc/ is seething and autistic most of the time

Hello I come from /cric/ with a message.
Please watch our sport.

im thinking that sunbelters would defend the space shuttle program.. pathetic

2019 has actually been a pretty good year so far. got my shit together and started working out again

I’ll defend your sweet ass

you got a war right now dawg no cricket

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You'll reach a point where you either A) Accept where you are in your life or B) Frantically and futilely try to force things to change, like I am.

the space shuttle program should've been successful desu. challenger and columbia were both 100% preventable.

asl

do any of you lads have the gusev allstar goal?

Would love to go to war but paki PM is too much of a bitch and is begging for descalation and talks every day. For the time being we are happy killing them in cross border firing.

do you faggots still do your gay border dancing?

for me, it's pakistan

For me its avoiding watching sports(cric) too much to be more focused on my outside life

imagine going to war with your cousins

imagine ww3 starting because of a bunch of poo's

imagine not watching the battle of alberta in the 80s

Yes.
If we were cousins then pakis would have tried to marry us and not fight.
Sounds comfy.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>columbia
>columbine
yeah they could stop giving them cursed names, just waiting for the earthquake that obliterates the west coast of british columbia now

>war is comfy
been visiting /pol/ too much lately?

what's the big argument over?

which street to poop on

>My Yotes are striking distance of a WC spot

Who /yote/ with me?

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N

I

the absolute state of the teds

G
G
E
R

lmao what are the chances the teds don't resign anybody?

lol remember when people thought buffalo was elite? and now they're 4 points behind the >flylels, how quickly things change

i mean skinner was on pace to score 70 goals, it was gonna happen eventually

>there is chance of removing every paki from the face of this earth
>not comfy
They train, radicalize and send suicidal muslims over here. Fighting criminals and cartel is easy but these jihadists are ready to kill themselves to damage as much as possible.

holy shit protein farts are so stinky

i don't know why you'd be worried about war, there's like billions of you
think of all the room you'd have after a few world war II's

only if you eat shitty whey protein
I take hemp protein and don’t worry about that

>u wil b

i tried these protein chocolate bars and now my farts are extremely potent

right on dude, keep on keepin on

reminder that Columbus still has to play 2 games against Pittsburgh, 3 against Boston, 2 against Islanders, one against Calgary, Montreal and Nashville

just LOL

come on boomer we aren't all dinosaurs like you

kek, they're gonna lose all 3 to boston and chara injures panarin

come on that's not very nice
I think it would be a fun series to watch. the wild are on a heater right now too so it is going to be interesting to see what ends up happening

>DUDE WEED
Higher consumption of protein in general will make you gassy as fuck though. If you start approaching 1g per lb of bodyweight a day you're going to fart like the wind no matter the source

what's not nice? i have family there but it'll happen eventually. 20 years 200 years who knows

pretty high if they miss the playoffs
unless they get a big name coach like Joel Quenneville to convince everyone to stick around at a discount, but it doesn't seem very likely

I misunderstood your post thinking you meant you hoped for it to happen

30% chance of it happening within 300 years or something

>stone hasn't done much in vegas yet
>but they're still winning
>so no one is questioning their gm

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i think he's saying they're not as stinky

damn I didn't know their schedule was that tough. they are fucked

if india ever decided the play hockey they would win every gold medal. they are more athletic than the Chinese and their population size means their top 1% of talent would still be a huge number of players

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he's been great dummy. him, pacioretty, and stastny dominate every shift they're on the ice whether they score or not. he also has had multiple takeaways.

then how come only khaira has made it to the nhl despite canada being full of poo's????

Hey guys, ex-Sens fan here to tell you I have officially converted to the Golden Knights. I can't stand the way the team is being run, all players I have once loved have been shilled away and supporting Melnyk has become a chore rather than enjoyment. Stone has been arguably my favourite player on the Senators for a long time, and watching the game the other night, and seeing him so pumped up again put a smile on my face. That guy deserves all the love he's getting in Vegas. I've been watching every game since the trade and I'm feeling things I haven't felt in a while by watching hockey.

So Golden Knights, what do I need to know about the team? Looking forward to kicking ass in the playoffs.

I don’t think they’re more athletic than the Chinese. China does a lot better at every Olympics

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yeah maybe my theory is wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=5-MT5zeY6CU

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stoned lads, haha woah

sens fans have been through so much shit they deserve a free ticket to bandwagoning desu

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it's just a theory. seeing how india dominates cricket makes me think they are more athletic than the chinese

id have more respect for them if they stuck with their team through the bad years. every team has its low points

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based

the funny thing is, post-lockout the snes and soilers have both managed to make it to a cup final while the laffs havent even managed to make it past the 1st round once.

got anything happier?

Chinese athletes are not kids who started playing for fun and then got better.
They are trained like dogs at early age with only one goal of getting medals. Just search and you will find out.

kek and laffs fans are so cocky

Even then there are more players with Chinese ancestry in the NHL/NBA/MLB/NFL. Not a lot of course but still the only Indian pro athlete that plays a real sport instead of the cosco cup or some shit that I can name is Khaira, and he’s a fourth liner on a terrible team

yeah but this is everyone is gone level of low. all they have left is chabot

You are what you eat

I never thought of it like that but you're probably right. commies have a history of doing that

youtube.com/watch?v=roBcnLx9SLA

Tkachuk jr looks pretty solid and they have a lot of draft picks. Give it a year or 2 and they could be a playoff team again. maybe I'm giving Melnyk too much credit though

they do manage to build decent teams. they arent really a prospect graveyard. its just too bad they dont spend money to keep them together. it is sounding like they are going to be a maximum welfare/budget team next year too and using the salary floor as their internal cap. so those people that are cautious about growing an attachment to the new core of players look like they are doing the right thing.

much better. thank you, sir.

very nice

Yeah but then you remember they gave up Hughes/Kakko/Cozens/Dach for him

it was just dorion playing 10d chess so they can be shit next year too and draft lafreniere

yeah but Indians dominate cricket and their population size makes me think their top athletes could be elite in the NHL. there's 1.23 billion people in India

but how athletic do you have to be to play cricket?

cricket is so much cheaper to play than hockey. the barrier of entry is too high for average joe Indians

how you seen people "play" cricket? they literally stand in a field for 5 days barely moving.

the fact they gave up a 1st round pick that wasn't lottery protected makes me laugh so hard. I feel pretty bad for sens fans

the majority of their population is a literal shithole that have only just received access to the internet. it's why pajeets love harassing women online, they're a step below everyone. same with the chinks

fair point

ok you have all convinced me, China is more likely to become an elite hockey country than India

700 million in china live on a dollar a day, and their current economy is slowing down. they won't afford hockey any time soon

thinking about getting some sleep

>700 million in china live on a dollar a day
damn that's hard to wrap my head around

Cricket is definitely not cheaper to get into but ice hockey is non-existent in this side of the world because temperature doesn't even go 0°C.
People just play cricket because it is the only sport which has good money.
Highest earning cricketer made more than 4X what your top hockey player made and that is without getting paid in dollars.
Money motivates people and with already good cricket infrastructure in the country it is easier for people to get in.

>that's hard to wrap my head around
probably because it's a comparison made using a reference frame you have no ability to comprehend

you will probably only end up seeing indian hockey players like jujhar khaira where they were born to immigrants. most asian players will probably end up being like kailer yamamoto or nick suzuki, where they are halfers.

there's about 1.5 billion of them, so yeah roughly half their population. someone has to make those shitty nike products and iphones

How is Cricket not cheaper ranjeet

>not cheaper
unless the stick costs 5k then i don't believe you

just from growing up in BC minor hockey there's actually a ton of really good east indian players, but they just haven't cracked into professional yet i guess

>5 day """matches"""
kek

khaira is a punjab hockey god tho

too busy being in gangs

you'd expect more though. i played 10+ years ago and a lot of the vancouver teams would be predominantly brown

i played minor hockey 10+ years ago in bc and a lot of vancouver teams were not predominantly brown. yes there were brownkids on teams but i dont recall ever seeing a single minor hockey team that wasnt like dude bro culture.

t. raveesh harmesh davesher

could be, i played on the island so it was just the few teams i saw in tournaments

give it 10 or 20 years I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more east indian players

the bro culture on minor hockey teams overpowers any sort of ethnical differences anyway.

go to bed steven

night lads

holy fuck i can't stop farting. never eating protein choco bars again

looking forward to seeing the blue jackets in the playoffs

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looking forward to the teds imploding in the offseason

>I don't see how any of these posts relate to hockey.
>Do you guys even like hockey?

The poster from Finland does, and I respect that user.

>replying to a 4 hour long post

for me? why yes, i'm glad you asked. it just has to be the dynamic pairing of artemi panarin and cam atkinson

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Skeleton party

how did you get this picture of me?

redpill me on BC gangs

>tfw ovie was on pace to score 60 goals but now it's looking to be about 50 ish

they're all brown and rich

based kuch still on pace for 130 points

i hate when i get home too late and miss all of the /hoc/ posting.
hope you all had a good night lads

there's just something about kucherov that makes me and from the looks of it everyone else not really give a shit about his points. might be because he plays for tampa

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are they on the same level as like bloods and crips in the USA?

not even close

yeah they'll kill each other in surrey, but none of them came from poverty. they all live in giant houses, they just think it's cool to be gangster because negro culture has infected canada. they don't wanna be brown, they wanna be black

why did human evolution make balding
what is the use for being bald?

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fascinating

hair follicles move out of your head to make room for your powerful thoughts

i reckon its time to sleep lads

listening to j.biebs

same
night fellas
huomenta finalnd

which song

the only jbiebs song i thought was cool was love yourself
>my mama don't like you and she likes everyonnne

the latest album.
name a better 3 song streak in a single album, than what do you mean - sorry - love yourself

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this is actually on topic

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idk i only like two of his songs last i checked. as long as you love me and you're all that matters

biebs is /ourguy/

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real european hours

yikes

>having to be up this early

Contrived desu

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hard shant on that one lad

and an ally to finns

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G-god dag, Henrik

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good night lads, sleep tight

God dag Jarmo, min vän!

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real finnish heritage hours

>biebs
>jokerit
grim

thanks Sven
god morgon

good night, see you when you wake up

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Do Finns and Swedes not like one another?

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We secretly have crush on each other

People will give you an answer saying that "its just bants" and "sibling rivalry", but that is false. I fucking hate sweden and swedes and would kill a swede with my bear hands if i could get away with it.

:)

this

no you don't and no you wouldn't

pay reparations

i love you. you love me. we're one happy family

for what?

yes

there's 2 types of finns

Ted Lindsay has died

and one day it'll happen to you

Ah so tsundere for each other totally gay

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how does chicago get so many fans bros, they're not supposed to like hockey there

cant wait

but not his skeleton, it will live on and on and on...

watching the new post 2 post lads. want to punch neil in his faggot face.

sounds like some faggot shit, are you a faggot?

bandwagoners

You /team/

Your favorite female character from Bleach

For me, it's the Coyotes and Rukia Kuchiki

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real comfy coffee while it's snowing outside hours

Sunshine and snowing is top comfy
Unfortunately i have neither right now

Yeah, that's a pretty based combo
At least you have /hoc/, and coffee of course (I do hope you have coffee)

I just sipped a cup of coffee, now getting buzzed with Oden's extreme cold dry

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Nice. I hope you'll have a splendid day, even if you're lacking in the weather depratment

youtu.be/569EQ_uvwlY

This is why the maple leafs will never win the cup and why every Canadian is such an IDIOT. Congratulations, dumbasses

F

youtu.be/a4eav7dFvc8

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Teds dead

What if Columbus btfo of ted?

Starting to grow concern for the Columbus bluejackets of the metropolitan division in the eastern conference of the national hockey league

will jarmo fire torts if they manage to miss the playoffs with this stacked roster?

Is Moneyball and Spotlight just propaganda pieces to convince us that neoliberalism is beneficial?

There once was a man named ted
He angered all of those not wearing red
He raised the cup and New York choked
And everyone cheered on the wings

Yes and no, if they miss he’s getting a new staff to work with, if they make it he’s still getting a new power play coach (even though 16% isn’t bad)

They get Ottawa's first round if they miss right? Or was it Colorado?

Posting from waiting room

Waiting for lusikkatesti?

Fucking hell Columbus got lucky that last nights loss didn’t hurt, they have to win Tuesday if they want anything to do with the playoffs

This. It's not funny anymore. Just embarrassing.

colorado has ottawa's pick regardless of playoff position.

the blue jackets have like 1 (one) pick left for next year's draft lmao

Wouldn’t say embarrassing they played well last night, they were able to beat the jets on many plays and took control of the game, hellebyuck just made saves all game
Bob didn’t have that bad of a game, with the exception of the first goal, he was only beat because of the elite shooters.
The deflection was not on the defense or bob, it just happened to be deflected behind him, the jackets played very well, the jets just played better

RIP

youtube.com/watch?v=JK08HEVNn1w

>the jackets played very well, the jets just played better
it literally doesn't matter if they didn't win the game.

Not true, a moral victory can make the next game a demolishing of the next team

cope
it pays to be a winner

How much do you get payed “winner”

if the teds had any other coach they'd be contenders

torts is the most hated and least respected coach in the league that isnt a interim nobody

>payed

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>most hated and least respected
Not by his own players, he’s gotten this jackets team to the playoffs more times in his 4 seasons than any other coach before.
Yes true they might be better and in a better spot with another coach, but who? All of the best coaches aren’t going anywhere

wouldn't know what the pay is for winners, im a loser, just like Columbus

onions un perdedor
youtube.com/watch?v=5Z1-5wNjMgs

about to listen to based sean avery btfo some isles fan on chiclets

>Not by his own players
the players had to have a meeting with him to make him calm the fuck down because he was constantly on their ass over bullshit during a 13 game win streak last season

the athletic's nhl player survey found torts is the coach players do not want to play for

I can see it now
Columbus makes the second wild card And SWEEPS the lightning in 5 then they go on to play the bruins (who just beat the leafs in 7) and beats them in 6 then it’s the ECF the bluejackets versus the Carolina hurricanes
The Jackie’s dab on them in 4 and makes their way to saint louis for game one of the Stanley cup final

>6% said they would play for torts
>30% said they wouldn’t
The 6% are probably the bluejackets Players because from what I’ve heard from being a bluejackets fan is that the entire organization respects and wants him to be around

Why exactly did Gary move Columbus and Detroit out of the west? The jackets would have at least gotten to the WCF a few times by now

timezone
also no they wouldnt

>the jackets wouldn’t make the wcf a few times
I mean the west has been really weak these past few years

2010-15
>blackhawks, kings, anaheim, vancouver
15-18
>nashville, jets, sharks,

survey says no

based and WingedWheelpilled

based and heartlandpilled

Top post

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the survey specifically said "which coach would you most like to play for, excluding your own"

I dont understand why people rate cam atkinson. Hes a manlet.

Sup?

Taking an alberta

why because the east wins the cup?
lol

only doodoo games today

gaarrRRYYYY

I'm up!

>Standings, Schedule, Playoffs

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someone's gonna have to talk to gary one day and say: `` yo

man

these games are wack ''

I used to think hockey was for everyone. Now I know hockey is for every except you people.

how bad do you have to be to lose to the ducks?

whats up you hockey luving homos

Nothing much, just getting ready to go to my transition surgery prep appointment and hormonal therapy, then it's off to the sports wearable store to pick up my >laffs jammies

tf
tp

Working and shitposting
Getting paid

eating cereal without milk

Really need CBJ to go on a playoff run after what we gave up but it would be damn nice seeing Torts get fired

Would be nicer seeing them miss, fire Torts and losing every FA they have.

this desu

Would be nice seeing Seth Jones and Foligno get traded for some prospect busts

how does anyone hate the teds like this?
where did torts touch you boys?

schadenfreude is the fuel of miserable people

You wish you tit fucker

>discussing some shitty Ohio team instead of just making fun of Ohio

>trading future Norris/conn smythe winner Seth Jones
>not signing him to a 10 year deal and making him captain and winning 3 Stanley cups on 4 years

F ted lindsay
WHERE’S THE STICKY MODS???

This desu

hey /hoc/
how do i suppress negative emotions, but at the same time dont suppress the good ones?

Kill yourself

make a new thread already

Mods played for the leafs in the 60s

fug

smile

Best I can do