/mls/ - Major League Sawker General

Atlanta "IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN" Edition

>Today
DC United 2, Atlanta United 0
LAFC 0, Sporting KC 1 1st half

>Tuesday, Mar 5 Concacrap champions league
8pm RB Leipzig III vs Santos Laguna
10pm Houston Dynamo (RIP) vs Tigres ANAL
>Wednesday
8pm Independiente vs Sporting KC
10pm Monterrey vs Atlanta United

>Mar 9 (times in PST because coast-gods)
Dumpster Fire vs Orlando Shitty 10am
Revs vs Crew 11am
DallAss vs Lags 12:30am
Dynamo vs le Impact 2pm
Royal Salt Lake vs Hongcouver 3pm
Quacks vs Mini soda 5pm
Xheattle vs Colorado 7pm

>USL (sched and news)
uslsoccer.com
>NISA
nisaofficial.com/
>NWSL
>no dykegrass faggotry in this thread
>A-League
Get your own shitty general
>CPL
Get your own shitty general

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youtube.com/watch?v=vfY3ehWoJ1M
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lafc.com/post/2019/03/03/lafc-3252-independent-supporters-union-and-glaad-team-ensure-inclusive-environment
youtube.com/watch?v=eM2lCtiAuLU
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USL_Championship#Clubs
msn.com/en-us/news/other/turkish-soccer-player-accused-of-slashing-foes-with-razor-blade-during-game/ar-BBUmJ3b
mlssoccer.com/post/2019/03/04/seattle-sounders-fc-forward-jordan-morris-voted-mls-player-week
twitter.com/DeBoerMustGo/status/1103521193930436608?s=19
twitter.com/AnonBabble

FIRST for /canpl/

>soon

imagine putting NISA in a general header and not CanPL or A-League

third for BASED LGBTQ allies

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This may be the cringiest op I've ever seen

NISA is higher quality than those two amateur leagues tbf

For me it's LAFC

Get trigger, you homo dykegrass poster. Time to get shock therapy at bible camp tbhonest

Reminder that BASED, comfy, and ELITE USL starts this weekend

So is the Uruguayan league. But more people here watch CanPL and A-League.

>But more people here watch CanPL and A-League.
It's only you and one other stupid leaf who talks about cplel

The face behind this post

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And how many people talk about NISA

More than yours

>>NWSL
>>no dykegrass faggotry in this thread
i'm literally shaking right now

wtf I thought atlanta was supposed to be good

In MLS every night is pride night because based Don Garber is the shepherd for a new generation of sports fan, Garber does not seek to destroy the doubters and the enemies, his aim is to make them love MLS and Don Garber, you could say the rainbow flag is the symbol of Garbers passion of growing and creating a collective group of people’s whos minds will be prepared for the new era. The MLS era.

>no dykegrass faggotry in this thread
BASED

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Hi there!

They sold their best player and never play well in dc for some reason

fuck off retard

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>fatlanta
>good
lol

>zusi trying to play defense
Ohnonono

>zushit

>Zushit

Based
>fatlanta
cringe

>lafc
Mestizo shit bandwagon club
>Galaxy
White man's superior club

>6 (seis) yellows

Sibiga wants to be Geiger so so so bad.

another one

I've been here for a few years now, and there were less people talking about NASL (the on field stuff, not the off field) than there are now talking about A-League and CanPL

VAMOS LAFC

We barely ever talk at A-League stuff unless an Aussie comes in

Why are Kansass players so dirty?

>vermes took a failed chivas usa & mls pool gk & turned him into a guy who should has had a usmnt call up by now

That should be in his book.

it is all fun and games until anons take this seriously and get disappointed when they make it out to dignity.

>gerso

Melia is overrated trash and all the domestic gks other than Steffen aren't good enough

>a vermes book
would much rather read the SQF book desu

>slipped

Vermes should be coaching the USMNT tbqhwy

He's the best keeper in MLS

Melia is the best in MLS & you probably thought Steffen was trash too til he made the Euro move official.

He wants 100% complete control of everything & the current corrupt administration would never give that to him. Just gonna have to live with the what ifs til he finally leaves SKC after 129 years in charge.

>getting outcoached by ben olsen
absolute state of europoors

He's a great coach, but he needs to have the exact right players for his system. That doesn't work for a national team, where you want to call up the best players available, and build a system around them.

I know he prob won’t ever be the coach but at the very least I think he could bring back the heart that the 2002 and 2010 USA teams had, which is the best quality team USA has

Salloi gonna score one for the bois

This. Hiring Vermes would mean everybody’s job is on the chopping block at USSF. Nobody will hire a guy, even if he’s the most qualified, if it means they get fired.

>muh Hungarian homegrown player

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No, I've always rated Steffen since 2017 since he was the only young keeper with the biggest upside. Melia is too old to be brought in.

Neither Vermin or Berchokeler should be managing the national team.

mad?

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He game'd an already broken system. He's been doing that for nearly 10 years now.

Nobody plays the MLS developmental system better than Vermes

Official MLS keeper rankings:

1. Melia
2. Frei
3. Blake
4. Robles
5. Rimando
6 - whatever. Who cares

CanPL has literally not played a single game yet

RED CARD BOIS

>Iran and Mexican flag in supporters section
LAFC confirmed right-wing and based

>roger taking the second yellow to get some rest for ccl

Eh, who cares. Long ass season, go for continental bliss.

>red card Roger
Classic

Steffen is overrated
>muh friendly vs France
Jesse Gonzalez is better

Beita and Vela

Espinoza is such a meme. No idea why Vermes is so loyal to him.

saw a palestine flag in a game yesterday.
forgot which one was it.

box to box midfielder is Vermes porn

BASED bad goyims

>zusi trying to play defense
>again
Ohnononono

>shitting kc

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>tailgate kc

>the conCACAf curse
Melia is way too highly rated. He’s above average, but not a top 3 goalkeeper in the MLS. He’s very very human when the defense breaks down.

>flyover wizards

He's pretty good

JUST

Andre Blake is the best goal keeper in MLS.

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Based coasties giving flyovers belief and then taking it all away from them, coasts win again

Based AF. LA should take KansASS's spot in the CCL

>that atmosphere
you can thank chicanoGODS for that, cumskins

FUCK MELIA. FUCK ZUSI. AND FUUUUUUUCK ESPINOSA 2BH WITH YOU BOIS

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>flyovers
how fucking mad are you at this very moment

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which MLS team is literally the gayest team?

LAFC's stadium is closer to my house than Stubhub but I will never go there considering all those fat smelly spics in expo park and all those nasty spic neighborhoods bordering USC and the 110

Portland, Orlando, or Loons

Trick question, soccer is

okay, OP, that's fine
go to bed now that we can post QTies without triggering you

Will I get shot if I go to the right side of the 110 freeway? It looks really sketchy at night and I last time I got lost trying to get to the stadium I was in some run down neighborhood near a shoe store and a multi story school.

are you finally going to post some hot sluts with ass and tiddies or are you going to continue posting your nasty flat lesbo dykes with clown makeup?

Atlanta are overmarketed sum frauds DC DC DC DC DC

LA

gonna keep posting our qties :)

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We were just tired due to champions league. I'm not worried

>nasty brown mutt with wrinkly skin
>flat lanklet bitch with an autistic down syndrome face
Ah yes, the face of dykegrass

>fat faced Mongolians
This isn’t making us jealous

>gonna keep posting our qties
Where are the "qties"? Also, those things aren't mine.

get some sleep, chief
don't worry, I won't let your lazy thread die

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Which of your shitty teams is going to be the first one to get BTFO by this meme?

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Are you okay?

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nice legs

>dykeposter is also a feetfag
You can't get any more cringe than this

The Tumblrs

Cincy won't get a win until they visit the Revs on March 24th

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What the FUCK was de Boer thinking with that formation?

*ringu ringu*

>/mls/, I heard you suddenly hate us? whats wrong?

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She should get some rhinoplasty for that jew nose

its a cute boopable nose

Only a sojaboy would find that kike nose appealing in any way.

What's with all the negativity

don't bump this thread dummy

One rogue OP isn't the end of the world. Just wait them out.

you assume he thinks

I think I said a few threads ago that he would be fired first and I stand by that

Im not "dykegrass" poster but you're really sad and pathetic for crying over being left out of the OP. Maybe you should fuck off and make your own "qtpie" general instead of shitting up /mls/ and inviting other autists who bully you

You will have to smoke me out of my shitposting foxhole just like how Dorner got done in.

not a great thread so far tbqh

Buckle in leef, it's just the first week.

Unironically based tbqh

>"qtpie"
>shitting up /mls/

I disagree philosophically with the idea this general can be "shitted up" but also, how are you gonna be mad about qt bumps in the middle of the night lmao

talk to ur therapist bro

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we're the glory and we're singing
'cause the story must be told
we sing 'glory, come on glory, glory boys, give us a goal'
our game's a great tradition
let the future now unfold
when the glory marches ooooooooonnnnnnnn

Brad Guzan whined about Hamid after the game
some shit about "The goalkeepers union" and "being professional"
shut up you nerd

>Week 1

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fuck guzan but FUCK hamid

I think /mls/ is going through Doyle withdrawals

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he makes the epic face a lot apparently, the Canadian posted one just like this last season

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variation on a theme

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fuck that show is unbearable, don't know if I will bother again

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Make this 0-0

>ywn watch your team play in a snow-covered stadium

youtube.com/watch?v=vfY3ehWoJ1M

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About two weeks late

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>didn't link the old thread

ONE JOB.

Based Black BVLL living rent free in Guzan's head

>houstondynamo.com/post/2019/03/04/tigres-uanl-announces-traveling-squad-champions-league-quarterfinal-vs-dynamo?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social
Tigres is holding back
Maybe theres some hope of a good home win

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cringe

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yikes

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Based and redpilled OP
The farmer is a good coach

Aquino is a surprise
He played against Saprissa
But not having to deal with Gignac is a win in itself

lafc.com/post/2019/03/03/lafc-3252-independent-supporters-union-and-glaad-team-ensure-inclusive-environment

So no puto?

Just ignore that Pozuelo has a disastrous spell at Swansea

Sorry don't speak twitterbonics

mls, prepare to get pozzed up

Santos missed their flight to Jersey

Will you protect his smile, /mls/?

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Edgy

>tfw technically not in last place

>Cincy

>6ix

Helps you get two goals.

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Nice work lad

That and the cold weather for tomorrow night.
Houston might take this game.

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tfw gonna be 9 degrees in jersey and they got a foot of snow

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go back

Deport this 9/11er.

Snowball next year with the schedule starting in february

tfw no qt nwsl gf

That’s right puto

no

that wasn't cerveza, ese

>i kno that feel hoser

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based

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youtube.com/watch?v=eM2lCtiAuLU

are there any other good (loose term) MLS team review YouTube channels

theres a "metro" one for us but I couldnt watch more than a few seconds

link it please

What team of the USL Championship would be the ideal for me?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USL_Championship#Clubs

What exactly are you looking for, Fernando?

Sac republic, aka /our boys/

I guess New Mexico since there isn't another pro team in that state

10 of the 36 teams in the USLC play in baseball stadiums
11 if you count Tampa Bay which was built for spring training but is no longer used for baseball

NYRB play in a baseball stadium

I just listen to 4 podcasts >my team has from supporters and reporters.

Well, I'm looking for a team that is very popular in your city and state.

that is a successful team.

and that it be a team with a high degree of attendance in its matches

Louisville?

Chattanooga FC has the best following for a semi-pro team

Give her your energy, Yea Forums

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Saief to Cinici has been confirmed

I'm a lifelong LAFC supporter la

No dykegrass posting, read the op stupid.

מה לעזאזל, אני אוהב את סינסינטי עכשיו

lol
incels finna boutta get dabbed on

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Looks like they're shunning the camera since their ugly lesbian dyke kike faces would shatter the camera lens from all that ugliness.

tell us how you really feel

He's unironically pretty good. He's gonna dab on Fatlanta and Tumblrs defenders

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?

what is Kenny's opinion on Rep. Omar's disgusting, vile, hateful, hurtful, but also objectively correct comments pointing out that pro-Israel lobbying takes up 95% of foreign affairs lobbying in DC?

I would hope Kenny takes a stand against anti-Semitism now that he is an American citizen

msn.com/en-us/news/other/turkish-soccer-player-accused-of-slashing-foes-with-razor-blade-during-game/ar-BBUmJ3b

Why doesn't MLS have any Türks?

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who needs them when you have M*xicans

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Oy vey!

This desu. Mexicans are the Turks of North America

kek
You're seething

>a kurd slashing turks
rip in pieces.
Also here is to the turkbro we lost after the failed coup and the subsequent purges.

may he rot in a damp cell for attempting to overthrow the brave leader and Official/ourguy/™, Pasha Erdoğan

How dare you, he will never get to realize the dream of opening up the butterball arena on the season AFC Anchorage gets promoted to mls.

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pick any non-2 team

Tulsa Roughnecks

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one franchise please, hold the relegation.

she's right you know

if you can only have one, who you got?

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Pugh shouldn't be in the CM anyhow
put her on the wing

>The mindless distressed expression of a chihuahua
I don't think he's going to make it

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who is that, and why am I supposed to care about his obnoxious wristwatch?

Why do you samefag, dykegrass shill?

>she believes
>inspire confidence
>dove+ care
Why can't women's sports be gritty?

Atlanta winning the MLS cup was a mirage for sports in the city

And now back to irrelevancy

gritty is the word I think of when I think MLS

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There is that murderball collegeball gif. Never caught a game when I was going to school, so don't know if it is like that all the time.

>sallad cucks

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whats wrong with this? You cant expect someone to bring up small city history banter nobody knows or cares about

>career ending pregnancy

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Is there a pool yet? 5 games? Who else is gonna be in the running?

Alright get your bets in anons.

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Moonbase-X4 2038 World Cup winner for the Neo-Confederate States of America

mlssoccer.com/post/2019/03/04/seattle-sounders-fc-forward-jordan-morris-voted-mls-player-week
Jordan Morris voted MLS Player of the Week

CURTIN OUT

Give me the names of some MLS players that were good in Europe anw were signed at DPs but did awful. I'm thinking players like Pirlo, Tim Howard, Gio dos Santos, guys like that

Simon Dawkins went out on loan from Spurs to San Jose and did great, so a few years later they brought him in and he was absolute ass, to the point that he went from a key and cemented place in the Jamaican team to never playing for them again

This is tricky because I've believe we've reached a point we're coaches are either too new or too established or the owners don't care enough

My guess is Heath followed by the Serb who coaches the Fire

K I N G

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One thing that needs to be said first is that this isn't new or surprising, women's soccer has done better than MLS and USMNT for literally decades now, but..

how fucking mad are you right now, incelposters?

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Based qt soccer players

Are you okay, dykegrass shill? Seem to be talking to yourself again

Drinking game: every time someone says "dykegrass" or "shill" in a post, take half a shot. But if they say the words consecutively, take a full shot.

I hate da Boer.

I agree that qtsoccerposter does samefag, but not this time

Fuck off fatlanta germ

*3-4-3's your path*

>De Boer on picking strong Atlanta lineup vs. DC: "Every game is important"
Wow he's fucked

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>I agree that qtsoccerposter does samefag
hello new friends, it's time to pick a side. you may join with one of the three:
the Press poster
the Alex poster
the Mal+Rose poster

This.

Also I never samefag, I just post US soccer leagues. I may occasionally post USL also, but not this time.

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the general that has AT MOST 20 posters complaining about samefagging

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>ywn breed a soccer qt
jay dimsa

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>61 IP's
Well there goes another brilliant theory

>Only the champ didn't net a goal

Fuck lgbtq and FUCK Canada

That ESPN+ shit has last year's games? No torrents anywhere, but turkish and poland is ASAP 720p. I thought it was first world league, don't make me fill their shekel coffers.

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Way to go ESPN

Are you talking about Saturday's and Sunday's games or games from 2018?
I'm not sure about either

Forgot my screenshot

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>I thought it was first world league
lol

For the first time ever, you jotos saw what a real hostile football environment should look like. Just know the future of the MLS is right-wing militant chicanos and we will rid the league of you soya drinking fags. Once we reclaim Aztlan, mata un gringo!

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Uh user

For me, it's Alex. I also like Rose though.

Let's say there's a MLS semifinal or final in the CCL
Would ESPN or Fox pick the games up?
Because it's boring af listening to the one person Yahoo has commentating them
I'd rather listen to Twellman's incoherent rambling than that one guy list Wikipedia facts

is it the same guy from the go90 ccl games?
i don't really care for color commentating though, so one man teams can be comfy for me.

Ideally both. But I can't even find weekend games, soccerarchive doesn't let me dl. Easier to paypig than to struggle like that. But card expires next month, probably won't even be allowed to test trial. That's why I asked.

Idk
I just know those games have lose production value and a boring guy calling them
One man teams can be comfy but he isn't

I can get this year's games on ESPN+
But I'm not sure about last year's games

This would be the one thing I'd go to r/mls and ask

Using the MLS app I can watch a 20 minute condensed version of every game

I'm not sure if that's up your alley

it's called the love of the game, that's like editing an MLB game to remove everything that wasn't a base hit.

Well I don't have really have an alternative to give him right now

Based and cutepilled

What about Jaelene Hinkle?

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ESPN+ has last year's games too. MLS live had years of games available to watch, but that catalogue apparently disappeared with the move to ESPN+.

DOOP just signed a TAM central midfielder on loan from Metz in the French second division. Could be pretty big for them.

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euros love the most generic t shirts that fashion brands sell, its insane

Likely will slot into the left side of the diamond, will move back to the base of the diamond when they want to bring on an extra attacker. Metz spent over 3 mil to bring him in, but haven't played him much.

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>Kyle Duncan
Who?

>tfw you can't just watch a baseball game that cuts out all the waiting between pitches, just cut out any time the ball isnt in play and the pitcher is waiting to throw

>editing an MLB game to remove everything that wasn't a base hit
That sounds ideal

Game thread

But can Toronto beat New England on a mixed precipitation night at BMO field

Milan Borjan was named Red Star Belgrade male sports player of the year

RIP in pieces, drinks

F

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>2 away goals
Bulls are fucked lol

>THIS YEAR IS OUR YEAR
oh no no no no my little suckeroos

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>Defender of the year

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>AAAHHH SAVE ME ADAMS

>h-he's the next ninja turtles CB captain!

>I CAN'T, I'M OVERHYPED SHIT TOO

Heath is a decent bet, I feel like Fire probably fall into the "don't really care" group.

At least Adams is doing well in the Bundesliga. Idk why anyone would rate 26 year old shitters like Long and Parker when they get exposed in the big games.

>b-b-better than some fucking German who didn't even grow up here!

>I thought it was first world league

Not according to the UN.

Just never meant to be

>Worryingly, this is the third year in a row where viewing numbers for the opening weekend have dropped on Spanish-language TV. In 2017, it was 509,000 viewers for LA Galaxy-Dallas. It dropped to 469,000 for Houston-Atlanta in 2018, while 2019 had 355,000 viewers for Orlando-New York. For 2017 to 2019, that’s a 30% drop in viewership.

"please, Nazis, watch our league"

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What effect did twitter have?

i'm back from my month long ban,
[spoiler] l oons to playoffs [/spoiler]

Houston's not gonna get too many chances

daily reminder Doyle and Warshaw have absolutely no idea what they are talking about and make things up to sound like analyists

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He wasn't necessarily wrong just Orozco was everywhere

What did they get you for? Loonposting should be a permanent b&

Shit meant for

>he's not wrong, magical things happened lmao fuck physics

i was arguing in hoc about southerners being nigger lovers
hiromoot got butthurt

also loons WILL make the playoffs

cringe

Epic. Now go back to /pol/.

doyle pls
you and your league are cringe
sincerely
LigmaX Chad

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Who exactly is Berhalter watching at this game? Willis and McNamara don't deserve to be with the Turtles

Welp

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but if you are Berhalter and you think Beaz deserves to be in the team (and I think that's a fair argument), you should have already come to that conclusion
it shouldn't require a scouting trip, especially when you just spent a week in Europe and didn't scout anyone there either

lmao yikes

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Houston will be the first to fire their coach
this guy fucking sucks

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Back to the cuckshed, my little soicceroos.

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Dynamo is a fucking meme and Red Bulls always go full JUST in big games like this. A chad team like Sporting or Atlanta will BTFO these spics

DOS A CERO
O
S

A

C
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>fatlanta
>chad

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losing 2-0 in CCL at home
Energy Drinks
Diapermoes

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>mlels

Get dabbed on mls teams that aren't mine, and thus I have no allegiance to.

highly original post

>guy
/mls/ angry posters
>Tobin
our gals and qts
>the kids
/mls/ At Night™ qt posters and early morning qt bumpers

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AYYY

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me further in the back

Oye Red Bulls, mira la carita de tu papá aaj

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I've said it since the beginning, this was not MLS' year to win. When the strongest team is Sporting Kansas City, something is wrong.

seething coastie

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Gregg really really likes playing with kids
(and that's a good thing)

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>mfw no full Mormon club
Athletic Club Deseret when?

>Our skyscrapers are taller so by proxy we’re better, r-right?

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El estado absoluto de Coastjotos

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I have family in the Midwest and have spent a lot of time there. It's a shithole outside of maybe a couple cities.

Reminder

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thoughts on de boer so far bros?
will he flop again in yet another league?

Early returns not looking good. Set them up to fail in the first leg in CCL, got bailed out by an absolute collapse by their opponents in the second leg. Lost their first league game and were the only team to get shut out on opening weekend. They still seem hopelessly lost when the other team dares them to play with possession, and the defense is shaky. De Boer isn't looking great, but honestly they need to add a couple of mid that can actually win balls and transfer possession to the attackers. Their midfield as it is now is dismal.

Not going to lie, I want to be mad at Red bull but they looked really really fucking good last night.
They blew it, no doubt, but they dominated 90% of the game and let a few goals against the run of play in.

CCL should be pushed back a month, so all MLS teams can have pre season at the same time, and CCL can start after a few MLS games are in the bag.

Classic red bull, especially in CCL

It is very interesting to see an MLS team 1 week into their season dominate a Mexican team near the top of the table whose in good form.
But, the game is about whether you put in your chances, and the bullies missed 3 or 4 pretty good ones.

>see an MLS team 1 week into their season dominate a Mexican team
and where perchance did you see this?

"Dominate" is an exaggeration, but he's not entirely wrong.

if by "dominate" they meant "played for 90 minutes against" sure, they aren't entirely wrong

Dude, Saint Louis FC is who you want to go with

How has Pity Martinez been so far?

she looks like she fucks black guys desu senpai

Who doesn't

He's played like 2.5 games, so I don't know if you can say anything yet. I can't remember being wow'd, but he's probably pretty good.

>yfw fatlanta gets dabbed on 4-0 tonight

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I wouldn't be so sure. Montegay was struggling vs Salvie farmers

>yfw the entire MlelS gets dabbed on by CHAD Norteño teams

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>international competitions should be changed to suit our dumb schedule!

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>Portland & Orlando
Seconded

Find me a duo with less talent

You cant

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Gringos are truly cowards

>Lags to sign Joe Corona as a TAM signing
That's a name I haven't heard in a long time

>Joe Corona has agreed to a contract with the LA Galaxy, multiple sources told Yahoo Sports on Wednesday. Corona is expected to be available for LA’s next MLS match, at FC Dallas on Saturday, pending the receipt of signed paperwork by MLS.

>The 28-year-old joins the Galaxy from Mexican Liga MX club Tijuana. Corona made 180 league appearances for the Xolos after turning pro out of San Diego State University in 2010, helping Tijuana to an Apertura title two years later. He won another Liga MX crown last December while on loan to Club America.

Not a bad signing, if you couldn't sign anyone else

neither one of these dweebs watched soccer until after college when they got jobs shilling

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The midfield is non-existent the way he's been setting them up. When Remedi, the guy who is supposed to be a defensive mid, is having to push forward and shoot because >Nagbe is the only other player in the middle, you've made a mistake.

What ended up happening with their whole 4 DPs thing? I think I missed the upshot on that.

Remedi us mediocre too though. T.b.h. they need a legit D-mid, and they should also play Gressel in the midfield again. That leaves a huge hole at right full/wingback though.....

they supposedly bought out GdS' contract, but technically didn't, but they basically agreed they won't be able to play him which ended the controversy
they are still paying him a salary, and still own his playing rights

so they have Alessandrini, Ibra, and Jona dos Santos as DP

when asked by ESPN if Efrain Alvarez has a future with the USMNT, Gregggg "Jay's Brother" Berhalter mumbled out a series of brand phrases and marketing strategies:
>We want to create an environment that players want to be in. We want to create a playing style, a team spirit that players want to be a part of. And if we do, we're confident that we can get players like that and we can keep players like that in our program.

he knows Alvarez is already out the door due to the missteps under Arena and the endless dithering during Sarachan, but if he says so, Gulati will dopeslap him

Altidore and Bradlel

Joe "the 'nnihiliator of Nicaragua" Corona

>they dominated 90% of the game
Is this the infamous doyle logic Im reading?

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t.

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go back to barstool

>conveniently leaving out the DOMINATING corner statistic
seething

No
He's still got a contract with MLS not the Galaxy
It's sorta like what happened with Diskerud a few years back

>muh corners

>6 shots on target
>0(ZERO) goals

What's wrong with what he said? Your bias is showing, blatantly.

it's all true, and also not an answer to the question

people were a lot nicer in the offseason

cringe

Go back to r/the_don

You expected him to say "my bosses and predecessors fucked up royally, so we aren't going to be able to keep him"? I think you live in a fantasy world.

what are they going to do, fire him?
they literally burned an entire year of NT play waiting around for him, dude has hella job security

ah, I thought it was the Galaxy who were trying to loan him, it is the league

The Galaxy didn't actually buy him out though, at least thats the story ESPN put out
>However, the team will still be obligated to pay dos Santos his salary, at least for the present, meaning that the particulars of the buyout arrangement between the Galaxy and dos Santos are yet to be worked out.

This , but also pic related

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Poor samefagging seething doyle

>implying teams have spirits
>implying teams have playing cultures
>implying playing tactics are a "style"
>muh environment

>hire competent manager by everyone's estimation
>don't sign any new players to support him
>we were literally last last season
>probably will be shit again this season

why do i care

Nope, but nice try

Who?

Remedi is fine when he can just play as a ball winner, but yeah, they don't have anyone who can really take control centrally. Not enough size, either, besides Lawrentowicz, but he's too old and slow.

quakes

gotta be the Quakes
such a shame that the team is crap, they have the best small stadium in all of MLS

If this kid was any good, would he still be in USL?

Larentowicz has been too old and slow since he was in Chicago, why is he still playing

Play Albanian Messi, and >your team is saved

Pee Ess Gee choking harder than an mlelsoiboy team against papi Liga MX in a final

KEK

it's amazing how much better teams are after Mourinho leaves
every fucking time

he just got an assist in his debut, amigo

No
The league pays and employs everyone so it's the league that owns him, not the Galaxy
I don't think there is anyway for any team in MLS could get him though
He will have to play somewhere else

FUCK (I cannot stress this word enough) PSG

I fucking hate this
Don't fucking recruit players
We don't need to appeal to them
Either he plays for us or he doesn't

>Windows is still a DP
I can't imagine a sadder sign
Almeyda should have fled to Cruz Azul already

How much longer does this Europosting last?

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And? Anthony Fontana scored a goal in his debut coming from USL

>if the kid was good, he wouldn't be in USL
>he's not in USL
>so?

USL players make the bench for the A team all the time. Doesn't mean much yet. And either way, if he was good enough to be worth all this anxiety, he'd have been sold to Europe (or at least MX) by now.

>FIFA Article 19.
>players are not allowed to register with a team in a country other than their own until they are 18, unless: a player lives within 50 kilometers of a country’s border and his desired club is within 50 kilometers of the same border; if a player is moving from one European country to the other and is at least 16; or if a player’s family is moved to a different country for reasons “not linked to football.”

Until the UCL is over

so, is atlanta gonna ,lose tonight?

Frankie the Pig is crashing this franchise with no survivors

Quacks gonna quack

get pozzed

>mfw the USMNT can’t wine, dine, and 69 Chicanos fast enough

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Gedion Zelalem to SKC, apparently
>you now remember Gedion Zelalem

Would Toronto have beaten Sporting?

Happy birthday secretary of defense :3

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maybe with pozuelo and a non-injured jozy

congrats on getting those AARP benefits you shitter

1-1
1-3
Monterrey advance

Santos didn't even try until the 2nd half Doyle. You hardly saw the full extent of what they're capable of. Stay in your little mlels bubble bud because you have no fucking clue.

>You hardly saw the full extent of what they're capable of
Top cringe. Have you ever taken a second to listen to yourself?

What? It's true everyone and the players see CCL as a joke. Sure they destroyed your ass but they hardly had to try. Can't wait til >we
are back in Libertadores so I don't have to be around you low testosterone Doyles

Not my ass lol, I'm not a red bull fan
And if no one cares, I'd expect MLS teams to care even less, as it's a preseason tourny for them.

Saw an absolute qtpi on the school soccer team walking by

How can I win her over, lads?

Talk to her about Efraín Alvarez, chicks dig that

Uh oh

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They're just Panamanian coffee farmers, what could go wrong :^)

Ballsy

I've never understood rotating keepers. There's no way they actually get tired from playing too many games, right?

I guess to give them something to do instead of wasting away on the bench

That's what USL is for though

USL is for third and fourth choice goalkeepers, you still need a number 2

Nah, the right system is to sign a cheap vet you don't care about developing to be your backup in MLS, and give your young guy USL games.

True but it doesn't hurt to also give the second guy a chance to show what he can do and keep the first guy on his toes

lmao

#DeBoerOut

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Lol with all that rotation, it's Besler that gives up that goal

this guy lol

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For me, it's the USL

Based

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Quality posting.

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Carlememe in the starting 11 when

I love him and alvarez because most young soccer players are pod people and they look and come across like kids who would sell me weed in high school

Carleton is not good

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>they're still winning
excuse me what the fuck, stop embarrassing us Panama

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PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY

USL is ELITE

>backup left back at right wingback
>same two man midfield that got completely overrun in 2 of the last 3 games
>Barco up front
>Berk Shea

Sacked in a month.

muh experience

>Brad "Worse than Bill Hamid" Guzan

Gonna be a miracle for Atlanta to lose by less than 5

Remedi looks like a criminal

>Cuckhurst

You guys need to understand. Atlanta lost key plays like Almiron and Garza, lost it's coach and is trying to understand the new tactics and system the new coach has introduced.

OH NO NO NO NO FATLANTA DAMAGE CONTROL

>garza
>key
he's ass

Never rated this hack

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Yeah but he's much better than what the team currently has

>fatlantans whined when I said that almiron was >their only actually good player

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Bello is fine and will be better than Garza. What they need is an actual midfielder (or two, really).

Or a switch in formation
I swear if they switch to a 4-4-2 it would fix 90% of the problems

Can Pity pay off the $17 million through fouls and near goals from 40 yards away?

>LGP suspended
Great news

DOS A CERO
DOS A CERO
DOS A CERO
DOS A CERO
DOS A CERO

TRES A CERO

Pity more like Poty

>I rate de pooer

Pee-ty

>3-0

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>2-0
>2-0
>2-1
>3-0

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>t-the gap is closing

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Where were you when mls got its collective shit pushed in?

>use all 3 of your subs at the 90th min
What did FdB mean by this?

nowhere cuz it never happened, go back to russia, fake news hoax sad

Reminder that MLS teams are handicapped in CCL because they're in preseason mode

>tfw at least you didn't embarrass yourself and beat the expansion team in their debut
Phew, lad.

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>Major League Sucker

lol
you got dabbed on by chofis and 17th placed chivass last year, that's embarassing as fuck

This unironically. This has still been a disappointing tourny though.

And Mexican teams literally don't care about the competition lmao

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Funes Mori >>>>>> Martínez

Change my mind, yuro coaches can't cut it anywhere in the americas.
Maybe things are too radically different for them when crossing the ocean, maybe they are too coddled by 1st world league standards that they can't regress.

and last weekend was redemption, hush

When?

reminder that mexican teams field alternate squads for these games

>tfw zulily actually makes some really good products

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

Carleton is the only one who can save Atlanta
>b-but he sucks!
Shut the fuck up. Atlanta's midfield has looked like garbage. He's the creative spark that's missing

>twitter.com/DeBoerMustGo/status/1103521193930436608?s=19
FFC fans already want their coach fired

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IM SICK OF IT, WOBBIE

Typical diluted plastic supporters.

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The cope in this post. My Little Sawker fans BTFO yet again.

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don't worry frens, there's still a respected and accomplished American soccer team you can watch actually win an international competition

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who plays 3-4-3 in 2019 :( never go full retard

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Should've hired Lopetegui

I can just watch us win the Gold cup this summer tho.

>MLS coach winning the gold cup

try again

enjoy watching US finish third

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Someone cap this so we can laugh at the fourth place finish.

Even if he were literally god, he wouldn't be able to do shit in that formation.

>costa rica has been declining for the past few years
>mexico just got out of a crisis with their previous manager, and tata hasn't gotten any time to work with the players yet and won't by the time gold cup comes around
>whichever other country shows up won't be better than us(see jamaica last gold cup)
All this makes us the favorites for the next gold cup easily.

more #brand mumbling by Gregggggg
>One of the most important qualities is the ability to learn. This is why having a Growth Mindset in our Culture Of Development is crucial: If you don’t have the ability to learn, then your development will stall.
>Development is a choice. Lean into it. Own it. Keep Developing

Grothilla Mindset

Jordan Morris and Aaron Long's breakout year la's

2019: year of the 27 year old prospects

Just like my career mode

The Atlanta All-Talks

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sorry, but it's our year, la'

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So, was it Tata, or was it Almiron?
Either way, this year's version is shit

Mostly Tata, but Almiron was their only actually good player so losing him hurt too

85% Tata, 15% Almiron

3rd would be really good for >us

NEW

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Another grandiose thread.

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when >We beat FC Cincinnati.

Proves at least we're not the worst in the league

>canada's year
>ever

Nice

>end of regulation

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