Atlanta "IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN" Edition
>Today DC United 2, Atlanta United 0 LAFC 0, Sporting KC 1 1st half
>Tuesday, Mar 5 Concacrap champions league 8pm RB Leipzig III vs Santos Laguna 10pm Houston Dynamo (RIP) vs Tigres ANAL >Wednesday 8pm Independiente vs Sporting KC 10pm Monterrey vs Atlanta United
>Mar 9 (times in PST because coast-gods) Dumpster Fire vs Orlando Shitty 10am Revs vs Crew 11am DallAss vs Lags 12:30am Dynamo vs le Impact 2pm Royal Salt Lake vs Hongcouver 3pm Quacks vs Mini soda 5pm Xheattle vs Colorado 7pm
>USL (sched and news) uslsoccer.com >NISA nisaofficial.com/ >NWSL >no dykegrass faggotry in this thread >A-League Get your own shitty general >CPL Get your own shitty general
>>NWSL >>no dykegrass faggotry in this thread i'm literally shaking right now
Lucas Jackson
wtf I thought atlanta was supposed to be good
Thomas Allen
In MLS every night is pride night because based Don Garber is the shepherd for a new generation of sports fan, Garber does not seek to destroy the doubters and the enemies, his aim is to make them love MLS and Don Garber, you could say the rainbow flag is the symbol of Garbers passion of growing and creating a collective group of people’s whos minds will be prepared for the new era. The MLS era.
>lafc Mestizo shit bandwagon club >Galaxy White man's superior club
Jonathan Rivera
>6 (seis) yellows
Samuel Sullivan
Sibiga wants to be Geiger so so so bad.
Nathan Clark
another one
Connor Miller
I've been here for a few years now, and there were less people talking about NASL (the on field stuff, not the off field) than there are now talking about A-League and CanPL
Grayson Ross
VAMOS LAFC
Jeremiah Cox
We barely ever talk at A-League stuff unless an Aussie comes in
Bentley Perez
Why are Kansass players so dirty?
Gabriel Martinez
>vermes took a failed chivas usa & mls pool gk & turned him into a guy who should has had a usmnt call up by now
That should be in his book.
Grayson Smith
it is all fun and games until anons take this seriously and get disappointed when they make it out to dignity.
Josiah Carter
>gerso
Justin Rodriguez
Melia is overrated trash and all the domestic gks other than Steffen aren't good enough
Benjamin Perez
>a vermes book would much rather read the SQF book desu
Aaron Torres
>slipped
Jaxon King
Vermes should be coaching the USMNT tbqhwy
Jeremiah Cook
He's the best keeper in MLS
Ayden Adams
Melia is the best in MLS & you probably thought Steffen was trash too til he made the Euro move official.
Andrew Torres
He wants 100% complete control of everything & the current corrupt administration would never give that to him. Just gonna have to live with the what ifs til he finally leaves SKC after 129 years in charge.
Jace Bell
>getting outcoached by ben olsen absolute state of europoors
Carson Diaz
He's a great coach, but he needs to have the exact right players for his system. That doesn't work for a national team, where you want to call up the best players available, and build a system around them.
Logan White
I know he prob won’t ever be the coach but at the very least I think he could bring back the heart that the 2002 and 2010 USA teams had, which is the best quality team USA has
Jonathan Sanchez
Salloi gonna score one for the bois
Alexander Brooks
This. Hiring Vermes would mean everybody’s job is on the chopping block at USSF. Nobody will hire a guy, even if he’s the most qualified, if it means they get fired.
>the conCACAf curse Melia is way too highly rated. He’s above average, but not a top 3 goalkeeper in the MLS. He’s very very human when the defense breaks down.
LAFC's stadium is closer to my house than Stubhub but I will never go there considering all those fat smelly spics in expo park and all those nasty spic neighborhoods bordering USC and the 110
Justin Edwards
Portland, Orlando, or Loons
Austin Harris
Trick question, soccer is
Kevin Fisher
okay, OP, that's fine go to bed now that we can post QTies without triggering you
Easton Adams
Will I get shot if I go to the right side of the 110 freeway? It looks really sketchy at night and I last time I got lost trying to get to the stadium I was in some run down neighborhood near a shoe store and a multi story school.
Gavin Phillips
are you finally going to post some hot sluts with ass and tiddies or are you going to continue posting your nasty flat lesbo dykes with clown makeup?
Andrew Perez
Atlanta are overmarketed sum frauds DC DC DC DC DC
Only a sojaboy would find that kike nose appealing in any way.
Joshua Turner
What's with all the negativity
Alexander Cooper
don't bump this thread dummy
Gavin Morgan
One rogue OP isn't the end of the world. Just wait them out.
Dominic Adams
you assume he thinks
I think I said a few threads ago that he would be fired first and I stand by that
Ian Morris
Im not "dykegrass" poster but you're really sad and pathetic for crying over being left out of the OP. Maybe you should fuck off and make your own "qtpie" general instead of shitting up /mls/ and inviting other autists who bully you
Elijah Kelly
You will have to smoke me out of my shitposting foxhole just like how Dorner got done in.
Parker Sanchez
not a great thread so far tbqh
Juan Barnes
Buckle in leef, it's just the first week.
Camden Harris
Unironically based tbqh
Austin Williams
>"qtpie" >shitting up /mls/
I disagree philosophically with the idea this general can be "shitted up" but also, how are you gonna be mad about qt bumps in the middle of the night lmao
we're the glory and we're singing 'cause the story must be told we sing 'glory, come on glory, glory boys, give us a goal' our game's a great tradition let the future now unfold when the glory marches ooooooooonnnnnnnn
Lucas Hughes
Brad Guzan whined about Hamid after the game some shit about "The goalkeepers union" and "being professional" shut up you nerd
I guess New Mexico since there isn't another pro team in that state
Daniel Thomas
10 of the 36 teams in the USLC play in baseball stadiums 11 if you count Tampa Bay which was built for spring training but is no longer used for baseball
Charles Nelson
NYRB play in a baseball stadium
Nolan Morgan
I just listen to 4 podcasts >my team has from supporters and reporters.
Jonathan Adams
Well, I'm looking for a team that is very popular in your city and state.
that is a successful team.
and that it be a team with a high degree of attendance in its matches
Alexander Carter
Louisville?
Hudson Campbell
Chattanooga FC has the best following for a semi-pro team
what is Kenny's opinion on Rep. Omar's disgusting, vile, hateful, hurtful, but also objectively correct comments pointing out that pro-Israel lobbying takes up 95% of foreign affairs lobbying in DC?
I would hope Kenny takes a stand against anti-Semitism now that he is an American citizen
Give me the names of some MLS players that were good in Europe anw were signed at DPs but did awful. I'm thinking players like Pirlo, Tim Howard, Gio dos Santos, guys like that
Leo Gomez
Simon Dawkins went out on loan from Spurs to San Jose and did great, so a few years later they brought him in and he was absolute ass, to the point that he went from a key and cemented place in the Jamaican team to never playing for them again
Justin Harris
This is tricky because I've believe we've reached a point we're coaches are either too new or too established or the owners don't care enough
My guess is Heath followed by the Serb who coaches the Fire
One thing that needs to be said first is that this isn't new or surprising, women's soccer has done better than MLS and USMNT for literally decades now, but..
>I agree that qtsoccerposter does samefag hello new friends, it's time to pick a side. you may join with one of the three: the Press poster the Alex poster the Mal+Rose poster
Lucas Stewart
This.
Also I never samefag, I just post US soccer leagues. I may occasionally post USL also, but not this time.
That ESPN+ shit has last year's games? No torrents anywhere, but turkish and poland is ASAP 720p. I thought it was first world league, don't make me fill their shekel coffers.
For the first time ever, you jotos saw what a real hostile football environment should look like. Just know the future of the MLS is right-wing militant chicanos and we will rid the league of you soya drinking fags. Once we reclaim Aztlan, mata un gringo!
Let's say there's a MLS semifinal or final in the CCL Would ESPN or Fox pick the games up? Because it's boring af listening to the one person Yahoo has commentating them I'd rather listen to Twellman's incoherent rambling than that one guy list Wikipedia facts
Christopher Edwards
is it the same guy from the go90 ccl games? i don't really care for color commentating though, so one man teams can be comfy for me.
Sebastian King
Ideally both. But I can't even find weekend games, soccerarchive doesn't let me dl. Easier to paypig than to struggle like that. But card expires next month, probably won't even be allowed to test trial. That's why I asked.
Joshua Turner
Idk I just know those games have lose production value and a boring guy calling them One man teams can be comfy but he isn't
Leo Bennett
I can get this year's games on ESPN+ But I'm not sure about last year's games
This would be the one thing I'd go to r/mls and ask
Andrew Lopez
Using the MLS app I can watch a 20 minute condensed version of every game
I'm not sure if that's up your alley
Isaac Smith
it's called the love of the game, that's like editing an MLB game to remove everything that wasn't a base hit.
Sebastian Evans
Well I don't have really have an alternative to give him right now
euros love the most generic t shirts that fashion brands sell, its insane
Ian Flores
Likely will slot into the left side of the diamond, will move back to the base of the diamond when they want to bring on an extra attacker. Metz spent over 3 mil to bring him in, but haven't played him much.
>tfw you can't just watch a baseball game that cuts out all the waiting between pitches, just cut out any time the ball isnt in play and the pitcher is waiting to throw
Evan Stewart
>editing an MLB game to remove everything that wasn't a base hit That sounds ideal
Gavin Ramirez
Game thread
Luis Parker
But can Toronto beat New England on a mixed precipitation night at BMO field
Isaac Evans
Milan Borjan was named Red Star Belgrade male sports player of the year
Heath is a decent bet, I feel like Fire probably fall into the "don't really care" group.
Michael Parker
At least Adams is doing well in the Bundesliga. Idk why anyone would rate 26 year old shitters like Long and Parker when they get exposed in the big games.
Cameron Miller
>b-b-better than some fucking German who didn't even grow up here!
Brayden Long
>I thought it was first world league
Not according to the UN.
Thomas Evans
Just never meant to be
Chase White
>Worryingly, this is the third year in a row where viewing numbers for the opening weekend have dropped on Spanish-language TV. In 2017, it was 509,000 viewers for LA Galaxy-Dallas. It dropped to 469,000 for Houston-Atlanta in 2018, while 2019 had 355,000 viewers for Orlando-New York. For 2017 to 2019, that’s a 30% drop in viewership.
but if you are Berhalter and you think Beaz deserves to be in the team (and I think that's a fair argument), you should have already come to that conclusion it shouldn't require a scouting trip, especially when you just spent a week in Europe and didn't scout anyone there either
thoughts on de boer so far bros? will he flop again in yet another league?
Aiden Bailey
Early returns not looking good. Set them up to fail in the first leg in CCL, got bailed out by an absolute collapse by their opponents in the second leg. Lost their first league game and were the only team to get shut out on opening weekend. They still seem hopelessly lost when the other team dares them to play with possession, and the defense is shaky. De Boer isn't looking great, but honestly they need to add a couple of mid that can actually win balls and transfer possession to the attackers. Their midfield as it is now is dismal.
Joseph Harris
Not going to lie, I want to be mad at Red bull but they looked really really fucking good last night. They blew it, no doubt, but they dominated 90% of the game and let a few goals against the run of play in.
CCL should be pushed back a month, so all MLS teams can have pre season at the same time, and CCL can start after a few MLS games are in the bag.
Ryder Young
Classic red bull, especially in CCL
John Parker
It is very interesting to see an MLS team 1 week into their season dominate a Mexican team near the top of the table whose in good form. But, the game is about whether you put in your chances, and the bullies missed 3 or 4 pretty good ones.
Liam Turner
>see an MLS team 1 week into their season dominate a Mexican team and where perchance did you see this?
Jaxson Lee
"Dominate" is an exaggeration, but he's not entirely wrong.
David Moore
if by "dominate" they meant "played for 90 minutes against" sure, they aren't entirely wrong
Mason Richardson
Dude, Saint Louis FC is who you want to go with
Eli Rodriguez
How has Pity Martinez been so far?
Zachary Watson
she looks like she fucks black guys desu senpai
Connor Diaz
Who doesn't
Isaac Russell
He's played like 2.5 games, so I don't know if you can say anything yet. I can't remember being wow'd, but he's probably pretty good.
>Lags to sign Joe Corona as a TAM signing That's a name I haven't heard in a long time
Aaron Clark
>Joe Corona has agreed to a contract with the LA Galaxy, multiple sources told Yahoo Sports on Wednesday. Corona is expected to be available for LA’s next MLS match, at FC Dallas on Saturday, pending the receipt of signed paperwork by MLS.
>The 28-year-old joins the Galaxy from Mexican Liga MX club Tijuana. Corona made 180 league appearances for the Xolos after turning pro out of San Diego State University in 2010, helping Tijuana to an Apertura title two years later. He won another Liga MX crown last December while on loan to Club America.
Not a bad signing, if you couldn't sign anyone else
Austin Williams
neither one of these dweebs watched soccer until after college when they got jobs shilling
The midfield is non-existent the way he's been setting them up. When Remedi, the guy who is supposed to be a defensive mid, is having to push forward and shoot because >Nagbe is the only other player in the middle, you've made a mistake.
James Reed
What ended up happening with their whole 4 DPs thing? I think I missed the upshot on that.
Brayden Perez
Remedi us mediocre too though. T.b.h. they need a legit D-mid, and they should also play Gressel in the midfield again. That leaves a huge hole at right full/wingback though.....
Hunter Sanchez
they supposedly bought out GdS' contract, but technically didn't, but they basically agreed they won't be able to play him which ended the controversy they are still paying him a salary, and still own his playing rights
so they have Alessandrini, Ibra, and Jona dos Santos as DP
Parker Ross
when asked by ESPN if Efrain Alvarez has a future with the USMNT, Gregggg "Jay's Brother" Berhalter mumbled out a series of brand phrases and marketing strategies: >We want to create an environment that players want to be in. We want to create a playing style, a team spirit that players want to be a part of. And if we do, we're confident that we can get players like that and we can keep players like that in our program.
Aiden Brooks
he knows Alvarez is already out the door due to the missteps under Arena and the endless dithering during Sarachan, but if he says so, Gulati will dopeslap him
Camden Wood
Altidore and Bradlel
Nathaniel Kelly
Joe "the 'nnihiliator of Nicaragua" Corona
Benjamin Roberts
>they dominated 90% of the game Is this the infamous doyle logic Im reading?
>conveniently leaving out the DOMINATING corner statistic seething
Ian Robinson
No He's still got a contract with MLS not the Galaxy It's sorta like what happened with Diskerud a few years back
Camden Mitchell
>muh corners
Thomas Turner
>6 shots on target >0(ZERO) goals
Evan Sanchez
What's wrong with what he said? Your bias is showing, blatantly.
Isaac Edwards
it's all true, and also not an answer to the question
Asher Hernandez
people were a lot nicer in the offseason
Anthony Morgan
cringe
Jose Smith
Go back to r/the_don
Camden Flores
You expected him to say "my bosses and predecessors fucked up royally, so we aren't going to be able to keep him"? I think you live in a fantasy world.
Bentley Collins
what are they going to do, fire him? they literally burned an entire year of NT play waiting around for him, dude has hella job security
Christian Nelson
ah, I thought it was the Galaxy who were trying to loan him, it is the league
The Galaxy didn't actually buy him out though, at least thats the story ESPN put out >However, the team will still be obligated to pay dos Santos his salary, at least for the present, meaning that the particulars of the buyout arrangement between the Galaxy and dos Santos are yet to be worked out.
>implying teams have spirits >implying teams have playing cultures >implying playing tactics are a "style" >muh environment
Chase Moore
>hire competent manager by everyone's estimation >don't sign any new players to support him >we were literally last last season >probably will be shit again this season
why do i care
Ryan Thomas
Nope, but nice try
Nathaniel Murphy
Who?
Hudson Sullivan
Remedi is fine when he can just play as a ball winner, but yeah, they don't have anyone who can really take control centrally. Not enough size, either, besides Lawrentowicz, but he's too old and slow.
Robert Nguyen
quakes
Benjamin White
gotta be the Quakes such a shame that the team is crap, they have the best small stadium in all of MLS
Luis Cook
If this kid was any good, would he still be in USL?
Christopher Torres
Larentowicz has been too old and slow since he was in Chicago, why is he still playing
Nolan Nelson
Play Albanian Messi, and >your team is saved
James Kelly
Pee Ess Gee choking harder than an mlelsoiboy team against papi Liga MX in a final
KEK
Wyatt Kelly
it's amazing how much better teams are after Mourinho leaves every fucking time
Gabriel Bailey
he just got an assist in his debut, amigo
Hunter Torres
No The league pays and employs everyone so it's the league that owns him, not the Galaxy I don't think there is anyway for any team in MLS could get him though He will have to play somewhere else
Chase Hall
FUCK (I cannot stress this word enough) PSG
Ryan Campbell
I fucking hate this Don't fucking recruit players We don't need to appeal to them Either he plays for us or he doesn't
William Morgan
>Windows is still a DP I can't imagine a sadder sign Almeyda should have fled to Cruz Azul already
And? Anthony Fontana scored a goal in his debut coming from USL
Cameron Morris
>if the kid was good, he wouldn't be in USL >he's not in USL >so?
Ryder Mitchell
USL players make the bench for the A team all the time. Doesn't mean much yet. And either way, if he was good enough to be worth all this anxiety, he'd have been sold to Europe (or at least MX) by now.
Austin Watson
>FIFA Article 19. >players are not allowed to register with a team in a country other than their own until they are 18, unless: a player lives within 50 kilometers of a country’s border and his desired club is within 50 kilometers of the same border; if a player is moving from one European country to the other and is at least 16; or if a player’s family is moved to a different country for reasons “not linked to football.”
Wyatt Butler
Until the UCL is over
Adrian Thomas
so, is atlanta gonna ,lose tonight?
Alexander Torres
Frankie the Pig is crashing this franchise with no survivors
Chase Cox
Quacks gonna quack
Ethan Gray
get pozzed
Sebastian Morales
>mfw the USMNT can’t wine, dine, and 69 Chicanos fast enough
congrats on getting those AARP benefits you shitter
Hunter White
1-1 1-3 Monterrey advance
Levi Clark
Santos didn't even try until the 2nd half Doyle. You hardly saw the full extent of what they're capable of. Stay in your little mlels bubble bud because you have no fucking clue.
Aaron Lee
>You hardly saw the full extent of what they're capable of Top cringe. Have you ever taken a second to listen to yourself?
Colton Ramirez
What? It's true everyone and the players see CCL as a joke. Sure they destroyed your ass but they hardly had to try. Can't wait til >we are back in Libertadores so I don't have to be around you low testosterone Doyles
Logan Hill
Not my ass lol, I'm not a red bull fan And if no one cares, I'd expect MLS teams to care even less, as it's a preseason tourny for them.
Gavin Cook
Saw an absolute qtpi on the school soccer team walking by
>backup left back at right wingback >same two man midfield that got completely overrun in 2 of the last 3 games >Barco up front >Berk Shea
Sacked in a month.
James King
muh experience
Daniel Martinez
>Brad "Worse than Bill Hamid" Guzan
Matthew James
Gonna be a miracle for Atlanta to lose by less than 5
Samuel Lewis
Remedi looks like a criminal
Jason Roberts
>Cuckhurst
Thomas Butler
You guys need to understand. Atlanta lost key plays like Almiron and Garza, lost it's coach and is trying to understand the new tactics and system the new coach has introduced.
Change my mind, yuro coaches can't cut it anywhere in the americas. Maybe things are too radically different for them when crossing the ocean, maybe they are too coddled by 1st world league standards that they can't regress.
Isaac Johnson
and last weekend was redemption, hush
Matthew Carter
When?
Brandon Roberts
reminder that mexican teams field alternate squads for these games
Joshua Bailey
>tfw zulily actually makes some really good products
Carleton is the only one who can save Atlanta >b-but he sucks! Shut the fuck up. Atlanta's midfield has looked like garbage. He's the creative spark that's missing
Someone cap this so we can laugh at the fourth place finish.
Austin Baker
Even if he were literally god, he wouldn't be able to do shit in that formation.
Ayden Reed
>costa rica has been declining for the past few years >mexico just got out of a crisis with their previous manager, and tata hasn't gotten any time to work with the players yet and won't by the time gold cup comes around >whichever other country shows up won't be better than us(see jamaica last gold cup) All this makes us the favorites for the next gold cup easily.
Jose Cooper
more #brand mumbling by Gregggggg >One of the most important qualities is the ability to learn. This is why having a Growth Mindset in our Culture Of Development is crucial: If you don’t have the ability to learn, then your development will stall. >Development is a choice. Lean into it. Own it. Keep Developing