/cric/ the cricket

Yea Forums would lose a chunk of traffic if they banned the biggest network in Australia.

Moot hates Australians, and so do I

hey that's actually a good point, someone should submit a feedback pointing this out as an added perk

she is all I think about
I have dreamt about her 5 nights in a row.

Is this Daniel?

Do you also dream about Mohammed fucking her ass

>can't handle the banter
>lol I'll just range ban them

funny stuff

a rangeban would be excellent banter on the part of the mods

S E E T H I N G
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Agreed, would make /cric/ a better place

If I'm really honest though lads, mixed cricket is the sport for me.

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No
No

Well if you were, I'd say write a song to occupy yourself.

>this qld nsw shield match

Anyone buying Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice?

Tomorrow Never Dies any good lads?

I didn't like it.

watching Tomorrow Never Dies then lads

who wants some eggs lads

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Kek

poached thanks mate

Three scrambled with a pinch of curry powder ta

elite-tier
tradie-tier

Did you lads know there's a cricket reality TV show?
eztv.io/ep/1317997/cricket-fever-mumbai-indians-s01e01-web-x264-crimson/

Looks a bit shit though.

The second it's released.

AAARRRGGGHHH I'M SQUIRTING POO OUT MYBBUMHOLE ARRRGGGHHH *BLLLLLEEERRRRRRRNNNTTTTSQSHSQSHSQSHSQSH PARP PARP* AAAAAARRRGGGHHJJJ *QQUUUAAARRRRRRPPPPPPPPP BRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP*

literally me

There's a cricket drama series on Netflix as well. Inside Edge. Basically it follows a team in a fictionalized IPL. One of the first scenes has the team's star batsman fucking a white woman in a stadium mechanical room and doing a line of coke while he's waiting for his teammate to get out. She protests as he ejaculates inside of her, then leaves her to walk out to the pitch. Like a fucking boss.

I didn't make it through one episode.

have seen a decent chunk of Bond movies and can now say

Connery>Brosnan>Lazenby>Dalton>Moore

>lazenby not at the bottom
>moore below brosnan and dalton
the fuck, he was the only actual englishman of the lot.

Honestly I think Lord Lucan would have made the best possible Bond.

>not knowing Bond is Scottish

L E L
E
L

They should make it more diverse and use a black Bond

Smeggo on the ropes

only had two hours of sleep and have been awake for 12 hours lads
gonna crash my car and die lol
just want to let /cric/ know that smeggo is a fat blob of shitcock

which group is Scotland in at the WC?

pushing a bobby pin down my urethra is on the cards

not sure what the joke is here

New Zealand is the joke mate.

i just watched the mumbai indians netflix show lads

hmmm

need to think about this

bit of cheese, olives, figs and honeycomb for lunch lads

Lads would you rather be English and get stabbed or American and get shot?

no matter the conditions American is always the worse choice

t. Woggianis Goppotoupoulous

RICHO UH
PEDO YUH

god I fucking wish I was a wogGOD

Whittaker's Coconut Slice on the cards

yummo

bread is yellow because I added tumeric and lentils to it, honestly an elite combination

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Just had breakfast lads ama

when are you going to look for job?

what was for breakfast mate

it's a public holiday in Best Australia

I'm a simple man I just want a young Michelle Yeoh

the morning shift need to up their game and not feed it attention

been a flagrant disregard for the rules as of late

love you m8

/hoc/ is the result of non vaccinated kids

Report all /hoc/ threads. They spam 5-6 threads every time they hit 500 ffs.

Got some more cricket memes in the pipeline lads.

>tumeric and lentils in sandwich
Dude even we guys don't do it

the wogjeet special

in the bread mate, I make my own bread and add it to the mix

did you soak the bread in urine?

based joshGOD

seething jealousy ITT

Hope it tastes good lad

Happy to give the cric lads culinary tips anytime

*urinates on your bread*

imagine being this close minded and unadventurious

glad to say that the unknown does NOT frighten me

always enjoy this time of the day. the time of the day when new zealand are in other threads, trying to fit in and take part in posting about sports they have no idea about. i thoroughly enjoy seeing each and every new zealand flag get BTFO with every post they make.

can't believe Tubbs joined ISIS desu

the other day one kiwi was getting assblasted in hoc it was hilarious

feeling adventurous? try this

*makes you a piss sandwich*

Uh, thanks mang

gee I wonder who could've made this post.

>ass
>/hoc/

grim

seething jealousy

try leaving your comfort zone for once

for me, it's richo aka convict and zerogoose firing up his american proxy.
he should bring back the lebanese proxy just for old times sake.

>not being bilingual

dumbass

relatively unfunny

josh is mentally ill lads

based matt

how's this for warm comfort

*pisses in your eager mouth*

no shit Sherlock

no one's asking you shitstain

yikes might filter this particular attempt at comedy lads

Spilled sweet chilli sauce on my shirt now all I can smell is sweet chilli sauce.

how about you change your shirt you disgrace

This is what sebbo does, trying to rip others down to gain acceptance from the group. reslly sad and immature.

you now remember richo firing up the indonesian proxy

cant see this post since you mentioned sebbo

>He doesn't want the smell of sweet chilli sauce on his shirt

Wow, who let Reddit in here...

could just filter the entire flag honestly, it's their biggest export haha

What's with all the negativity lads.

Convict has never posted with a proxy. He couldn't afford one. His money goes to feeding his children and his drug and gambling addictions. Even though he is a degenerate gambler and drug addict, I still respect him for managing to always feed his children. You should see the size of them. In awe of the lads.

these au/sp/ narratives get drearier by the day

not having Reality Cuck in /cric/ this season was great
fatso ruined the mood tho

The grimmest narrative being pushed is that "Sebbo" actually exists and it isn't just Goosey.
There's a reason why he concocted this new narrative; because he got BTFO by slipping up and posting a screencap with his fat ugly mug showing. What's the best way to deflect that? pretend that it's someone else.

Goosey on GENIUS watch.

bit going on here

you're an odd character, but go on, show us the proof

Josh losing it lads

sus lads
really sus

Not showing you the proof is half the fun. I enjoy watching you all sperg out every day at these persona's.

that's what I thought.
take your meds m8

You can think whatever you like. I enjoy watching you squirm.

Really Josh, go to bed mate. Mum is worried about you.

There is no proof you dipshit

Sebbesity if you admit to being Australian, I'll reject rules 1-3.

This kiwi is on the ropes

Rules 1-3 are already repealed mate. Besides, I'm not Australian. I'm a Kiwi. I went to Waikato University for computer science before going to the States for law school.

>mum

Fat kiwi law student living in Tucson Arizona

I feel sick.

they don't have computer science at Waikato

when did shitspouter move

they call you ontheropesbro

You should see when I try to do a haka mate, haha

Yes they do. It's in the faculty of computer and mathematical sciences. I worked on a machine learning software suite there.

youtu.be/bUFWXpYJKaI

based fatguts raising the IQ of both NZ and AZ by leaving

Goosey was actually my favorite poster. It's a shame he insists on pedalling this new narrative of being an American instead of re-donning his trip and contributing to this community with based and elite posts.

Pwnstar you here m8

I mean I left because I got a girl pregnant haha, so yeah, I did raise the IQ shortly after I left.

not buying it at all sorry

your virtual friends have all moved on.

nice attempt at narrative change

not bad actually, but nothing "NZey" to back it up. could be Aussie, more likely a curry, but most likely a dumbfuck septic parroting what he sees on cric.

I left for South Africa back in 2007 after I got a woman pregnant. I stayed there for 3 years until she ended up moving to another state and got pregnant with some Leb.

Best time of my life though. South Africa used to be great for whites.

the cricket experience

what a coward lol

I know, right? Lebs are the worst.

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>nothing "NZey" to back it up
kek I've not lived there in a decade

i updated cricland for you m8

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just want to end my life lads

BASED

truly a wondrous place

nice

based ice addicted prostitute gf lad, I thought you were over her?

just want to have formed stools when I poo

need more fibre m8

watching jojo lads

THE SUN WILL GUIDE THE MAN WHO WALKS THE PATH OF HONOUR!!

she ended up getting an AVO out on me and now I can't see her at all. just want to end mine and her life.

yikes josh don't you get sick of all these made up narratives
it's getting boring

Seb you fat lad, why do you stay?

yikes, bro. don't end your life. you and I both know she isn't worth it, not even worth harming her. it will only make things worse for you. just hang in there and try to enjoy life. footy season starts really soon :)

based

Gonna fly to America and kick Ken Kratz in the nuts lads.

reporting you to the FBI and CIA

This is the exceptionally BASED Elite & Muscular high IQ post.

/afl/

punch sebbo in the tits while you're there

kek

based

I think it's dangerous to get too close to black holes m8.

hmm

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That's not Tauranga mate

...

KEK and based
youtube.com/watch?v=RdVI7AJNwHE

add zachy too

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>get BTFO by kiwis
>I am actually a kiwi guys
This is the life of a 36 year old obese weeb American NEET living in Tucson with a useless law degree and 4 faggy dogs of which two are named Snowball and Mr. Foofoo. Was this his immigrant father’s American Dream?

absolute state of jojo, can't keep his facts and fantasy straight, gets his narrative BTFO and jumps on the "offensive" (i.e., calling the other guy BTFO, regurgitating every bit of "dox" he thinks is true, and reporting every post with an american flag).

Like for real dude. How much did your parents pay for your schooling at that boys' school? How much per hour of instruction? Think about how many hours a day you spend thinking about me and posting about me. Multiply that by the cost of your schooling. Then send me a cheque in that amount.

Dhoni is best not second best captain.

Some /cric/kino for you lads to break up the monotony.

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Looks like I struck a nerve there. Never thought I’d strike one with all that blubber.

... I wonder what will happen.

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Yep. Cricket is based.

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Zerogoose = American poster
Richo = Convict
Autismlad = Matt

Simple as

Kek

chick's face is busted as fuck senpai

>be from trinidad
>calling any non-trini women's faces busted

wish i was rich

...

RIP

What was it?

Anti-Sebbo posts

Proof that Sebbo isn't a janny. RIP.

glad i'm not a newcunt that cross links like a redditor

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They say time slows down as you get closer to his immense mass.

based retarded newcunt with appalling levels of reading comprehension

>cross link
>like a redditor

my dear boros

vocaroo.com/i/s1IzasMClHBb

/afl/

holy fuck Bicho's a curry

earl sweatshirt wanted to fuck my girlfriend

hey fatguts, bet you can't get a (You) on /afl/

explains why he's a pedo

cant wait for the world cup lads

Same. Japan will pumping!

Fuck up Josh

Can't believe richo is from south.

Why the fuck would you post something like that Richo?

oi based kiwi lad, shoop him into this

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original

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Goosey really is hideous.

very excited to wake up and learn >we choked to afghanistan tb h

based Goosey MODGOD777

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is this a prophecy lads? I made this shitty OC in 2013

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...

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Gooseyposting is back on the menu, boys.

Imagine keeping a "Goosey" folder on your computer.

you imposter cunt

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grim grundies 2bh

Half of the posts itt are ivan

point them out

>start posting /cric/ relics
>blubbo disappears

hmmm

maybe he has court in the morning.

THE GOOSE THE GOOSE THE GOOSE IS ON FIRE

shit thread I regret making it

just post a peen and watch it get nuked

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what your parents said except not "thread"

freshie detected

that's what I thought.

not surprising seeing as I'm adopted

based stolen generation

Watching test cricket at Lords while nibbling on cucumber sandwiches and sipping Earl Grey is on my bucket-list

Watching a boxing day test is an acceptable substitute

Convinced that cric is the most degenerate forum on all of Yea Forums

she'll be right

imagine the smell

wtf i love cricket now

post what happened next. did he really watch cricket at her house?

Nah you're thinking of /fs/

Ded poomunity

imagine the smell

For me? On the eternal hunt for the perfect leggy

Yup 190cm+ leggy is the new meta after pic related

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This general dies without shitspouter here to steer the conversation.

saw some white trash chick getting BTFO for shop-lifting at the supermarket, truly a sight to behold. Lots of tears, cops and the manager having a good laugh. Really warms the heart

Haven't posted much today

Based. Hate white people.

>but Miss Lanning, I need to go right now!!!

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5 years, bros.

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Based pajeets, sukhwinder and narayanswami

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This post makes me feel uncomfortable

ahh yes, widely respected Academy Award winning actress Jennifer Lawrence. Whatever did happen to her?

Feminism

Lads do you think I could get a white girl if i tried

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Fuck up Josh

you don’t want one bro

why aren't you a doctor like every Indian I know? They don't seem to be stricken with self confidence issues. Maybe try that?

Can't stand the smell of blood lad

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i made a wicket

anyone can get a white girl

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gonna have a rough time around women then

hate this slag

the Harvester got caught

Tipping the seething yank poster gimmick to end this year

I completely forgot that cunt was posting in your first dates match thread.

thank fuck summer is officially over lads
h8 the hot

fuck it's almost been a year long infestation hasn't it

r8 my fit lads

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>Daniel Wellington

t. seething poorfag

You 5'5" ?

they call you watchbro

just embarrassing

>Kane Williamson's unbeaten 200 in the first Test against Bangladesh in Hamilton, which New Zealand won by an innings and 52 runs, has propelled him to a career-high 915 points in the ICC rankings.
>That puts him only marginally behind Virat Kohli, who is at No. 1 on the table, but unlike Williamson, who has two more Test matches against Bangladesh in the ongoing series, the India captain has no long-format cricket lined up in the immediate future.
oh nononono

>play test against pakistan, lankans and bangladesh
>but not against south africa and australia

FUCKING. YIKES.
All this Seiko chat and some dumbcunt spends the same on that piece of garbage.

literally statpad: the nation
wagner must be in ecstasy btfoing all these inexperienced poos with shorter deliveries

mate I own an Omega

a DW is a $2 chink shitter rebranded and sold for 100 times as much

They look better than seikos

Seiko is hideously bad. Who gives a SHIT about function when you can just look at your phone for more accurate time than ANY watch

"No"

hmm

try again sweaty

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>They look better than seikos
>Seiko is hideously bad
IMAGINE actually believing this

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ah yes
late night /watch/

Any woman that sees a Seiko on a man immediately dries up like the Sahara. I would know because I am one.

wheres ya socks m8?

awful sorry to say mate

>Ultraboosts
>Daniel Wellington
>H&M pants
Think you might have the personality of beige paint m8

jewellery is for poofs and women

Apple Watch Gang

...

big fan of freshies trying to fit in by cross linking

You may have pissed off the 110kg NEET

fuck up josh

Joshy on the ropes

A Seiko is a sign that a man appreciates quality, innovation and history

a sign that only fellow homosexuals can read

>posts on an anime image board

It's a subliminal message understood by all members of the fairer sex

yeah, "he's gay."

t. NEET incel

>rope breaks

my thread lasted 10 hours lads

kek, you forgot NPC buzzword spouter

sauce lad

poofter/10

lol

Looking good mate

No thats 1,2,3

thread just started smelling like absolute shit

no interest in watches, but piqued by the persistent back and forth. Literally haven't seen one that looks in anyway pleasant. I think the entire concept of a wrist watch is doomed to failure. Just an ugly concept where the designers either A: try to mitigate the inbuilt flaw of the concept. or B: roll into the flaws and aim for something as gaudy and tacky as possibly.

you need to see them in person to really appreciate how good they look

I just like those simple light ones, round face, thin strip of leather for the strap

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Pouring one out for Keith Flint.

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I've seen a clock, I know what it is. I'm saying the idea that it needs to be attached to your wrist is completely fucking retarded and the execution of the said idea is uniformly terrible from an aesthetic and utilitarian standpoint.

*Sprays Glen20*

no fucking way, RIP. Hope it was a shitload of drug as he would've wanted

holy mother of zoomer
they can look alright and they actually had a purpose up until recent times

lmao dumb cunt you have no idea what I was saying

nice

Absolutely despise spoonfeeders

>le zoomer
you need more material bro, don't make me post my license again

say the guy who completely failed to parse to meaning of my original post. The Concept Is Flawed

Doesn't seem real. Sounds like he opened the main veins tho.

You okay fella?

they still have a purpose
>lol use your phone
there's a reason they didn't stick with pocket watches

if you work Ina business setting watches are a requirement too

lmao I remember that, what was the argument about? watches still?
you've got to be a zoomer, you have the worldview of someone who's only been conscious the last five years

bit cut that Keith Flint carked it tßh. but also there is nothing in the post you're replying to that would suggest I'm upset. Maybe work on your projection.

t. doesn't remember it

>that strawman at the end

you are clearly upset

>t. doesn't remember it
yeah I don't. I admitted it. what's your point?

Steve Irwin

I actually agreed with him there

>I-I'm not a zoomer, see I'll pretend to care about that boomer musician dying recently that was across all the headlines

that you have zero idea of what you're talking about
no strawman, just facts more desperation, you are clearly mentally injured by my unassailable logic maybe buying another watch will salve that wound

ah yeah that's it
I saw the point but it was just le edgy contrarian, who cares if he was more popular in the US, he was just a well liked guy here as well. can't help it if sunday breakfast shows keep bringing his daughter onto the show and talk him up as a saint to give their shit segments some credibility

i bet you're fun at parties

Adelaide boomer on the ropes

>that you have zero idea of what you're talking about
why would I lie about this. you are seriously mentally deranged, if you really aren't a zoomer you must have some development problem
I saved the picture, do you believe me now?

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>implying I get invited to parties

TOC TIC /CRIC/

>35 year old can't understand watches
very believable narrative

why does /cric/ always fight among themselves? are you all autistic socially retarded children?

the absolute best, and I help with the cleaning up
>le edgy contrarian
>who cares if he was more popular in the US
not the argument you brought last time. I remember because you literally didn't have an arugment last time except >UR LE ZOMMER XDXDXDXD
again, you seem to take exquisite enjoyment in being as dumb as a pile of bricks. Remember 15 minutes ago when I was arguing the net negative of wrist watches and now you've tied yourself in a net about some other completely unrelated tangent from last week?

>replying to more than one post at a time
>language is all cringe, obtuse and hyperbolic

yep, we got a redditor on our hands, boys.

>Remember 15 minutes ago when I was arguing the net negative of wrist watches
I don't, that would've been someone else you were arguing with
>and now you've tied yourself in a net about some other completely unrelated tangent from last week?
this is after you brought it up, I said I didn't exactly remember the argument and you got butthurt saying I had no idea what I was talking about?
KEK

>wahh everyone has to get along in my utopian /cric/

>Still going

yikes

>the passive aggressive non reply
kek yeah this is the bloke saying he's the adult here

twisting like a day old kebab wrapper on the train tracks

>not the argument you brought last time. I remember because you literally didn't have an arugment last time except >UR LE ZOMMER XDXDXDXD
I had plenty of arguments, you were the butthurt one that couldn't handle a soft insult like being called a zoomer, getting so mad you're pretending your dad's drivers license is your own kek

>the highlight of his day is settling in for an autism-filled night of asininely replying to people on Yea Forums that were baiting him the whole time

>non reply
>being so neurotic and narcissistic that you assume these posts are directed at you

yep, redditor/female confirmed.

>watching all this under an NZ flag

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>I have le trolld u XD

Sad stuff tttt

oh fuck what the fuck is that smell?!?!?

smells like human shit!

every time I've worn a watch the only pleasure has been in taking it off and reevaluating my life and questioning why I behaved like that in public

least I've got a dad D'jembe

how have you had multiple access to random watches to wear

quite a few assumptions here

really wish I'd gone to Prodigy on Australia Day now.

you try things when you're younger. Some of my best friends wear watches. I've nothing against other people wearing wrist watches, it's just not for me, and I don't want them around my kids unless they're supervised by another adult.

>underage /pol/jokes
definitely not a zoomer

so true

based

off to bed

wtf i love pakistan now

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Honestly based

based omnipotent and generous master

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lads i don't even watch cricket and don't know anything about it and i've literally never posted in here

i just come in here for the banter

am i based or cringe?

So true

damn really

name a more iconic sporting family

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The Marshes

Where is Uncle Sonny

In Mecca

Anyone doing an ama?

No

Doing one later?

>not a single poster from the Caribbean
For fucks sake. Like, I get that we've been shit for the past 30 years but christ. And no matter how shit our cricket team gets, they'll still be better than each island's football teams.
Also you now remember Shivnarine Chanderpaul

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Ausgaylia

what about blahcunt? he seems like a genuine Jamaican.

x

Looks like Richo became a janny in the last cycle lads. Peep dem archives.

You now remember Denesh Ramdin

Morning lads

Hlw

bit early still innit

KEK

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gd morning dear bro

time for the time honoured tradition of taking a poo right after you finish a coffee

The correct order should be:

1. Poo (in the loo)
2. Shower
3. Shave
4. Pop kettle on
5. Get dressed
6. Make coffee, let it brew
7. Make toast
8. Enjoy toast and brew
9. Kiss your soulless gf goodbye
10. Find nearest tall building
11. Jump

Wanna do an ama later lad

*farts*

*dabs*

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got the squirts lads

honestly can't remember the last time I took a normal turd

Been doing pretty solid shits lately. You jelly?

What's your secret based morning kiwi

Lots of cabbage, pickles, homegrown mint and parsley on everything and a good probiotic.

honestly think it's my chilli addiction that's doing me in

would switch 4 for 1, my poos and showers are 5-6 min tops
x

Also having toilet issues
Think it’s the lager

>x
x

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Same. I rarely have a solid shit anymore, I really need to find a good way to get much more fiber in my diet.

>/cric/ BAD
>/hoc/ BAD
simple as

>good probiotic.
meme bla
just eat yogurt daily like i do
helps if you are a super veggiesaurus like me
can set your watch by my regular solid shits tbqh ngl bla
x

don't think I've shat solids since ~oct last year

by solid I mean a perfect two wipe at max turd

a lil rx for ya bla, only to accentuate your current regimen
>granola -- lots of it prn (as needed)
>veggies - tid and prn
>greek yogurt qd
>plain h20 prn
x

In English cunt

Vegetarianism is a fucking meme.

pretty sure it's his religion you ignorant bell end

was raised as a super duper veggiesaurus bla
can't help it now, CANNOT stand meat
x

x

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maha shivratri today bla
shree bhole nath ki JAI
x

BASED kano BTFO the test dodging cowards

Liar

Vegetarianism is a meme, but people eat way too much meat. Even just doing a no meat dinner once a week would go very far

umm....no, you x
good suggestion bla x

You a MD or a PharmD m8?

We need your help in /hoc/, the Finns and Canadians are misbehaving again

>autoshiggy
based

Your internet is too shit to bother posting here. That and the coke is hilariously cheap.

Shut up you fucking Donkey

Looks like someone has read enough pages of DSM for a new gimmick.

Real sage hours

le sticky bump

Going to sneak out of work early to watch England lose tomorrow.

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got a bit of nausea lads

Sheffield shield going, as if I know

>autosage
OH NO NO

testing

why is /cric/ always autosaged?

yep autosaged. very grim stuff

pray for /cric/

/cric/? more like /yeet/ desu.

Didn’t have a drink tonight now I can’t sleep

poocket

rookie move. maybe take a jog and stop staring at screens

was just going to watch porn until I get tired

>his general isn't regularly autosaged
pff pussies.

i reckon you outta stop pissing off the jannies desu

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someone will be making a new thread soon i would expect

yeah nah we aren't cowards

typical coward hoc opinion.

working on it mate, waiting until we hit page 10

go m8.

i'm gonna report your next thread just for this

careful m8, the kiwis report every non-antipodean post in /cric/, and the janny is an aussie incel pedo that hates north america

making the next thread lads

new

based and /cric/pilled

fuck i was too late

another day of NEETdom. might watch a few episodes of the sopranos, watch some porn, read a bit, go back to bed for bit, then settle in for an evening of dark souls 2

we'd apply rule 4 anyway leaf

rule 4 = /cric/ huddles in a corner masturbating while their antipodean wives and girlfriends consuming gigantic canadian cock

Can't see that post getting too many (you)'s

Joseph Melican is a paedophile

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