/hoc/

puke.jpg

>midwestern cuisine

were not thinking about the same kind of ice

imagine being that insecure that’
you pay to have a custom traitor jersey made to try and spite a multimillionaire athlete

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that's great, Ted
HEY GUISE!!!! Ted's here.... .............. inb this thread........

GO PEDOS GO!!!

BEAT THE MILD!!!

YOTES ARE GOING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!

I WILL WIN $750!!!!

imagine being so insecure you have to create a "tavares day" because opposing fans booed your guy.

yikes and grimpilled

I was......
>

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business idea: replace the shootout with a round of fortnite

i was actually thinking about onion rings

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>Grimp Illed

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I wear >laffs jammies.

Sadly, the NHLPA might support that

not a fan of redheads

>rings
Jhahahahahah what are those

>another /ring/ bro
Our number is rising.. like fire...

what the fuck?

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My aunt lives in Toronto. She sent me Maple Leafs boxers one christmas when I was a kid.
The more I think about it, the stranger it seems.

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Being a streaky player is worse than being a bad player

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pictures of your aunt?

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meant for

>PK! PK! You've just won the Norris trophy, tell us what's on your mind!
>Ay where da white wimmin at

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shit taste

lindsey vonn probably stalked him

it works either way, but I see why you might want to post a retraction

Who has been watching the new semi pro league football stuff, the AAF??
>Birmingham lost
Reactions; first, They lost; second, it's a football team in Alabama

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HOT OPINION INCOMING

Georgiev was trying to slide his stick out for a poke check but lost it because he was nervous going against ovechkin in the shootout so it looked like he threw it

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test

tickles

that's not a controversial opinion, the announcer on TV said he thought he was trying to poke check also.

i've been thinking this, all day...

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Wait but I thought the Isles were a >first place team and didn’t need JT?
Don’t the Leafs have more points than them?

How embarrassing

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>most overrated player by far according to his peers
The Bitch (translate.google.se / #view=home&op=translate&sl=sv&tl=en&text=subban) is finished as a top level player

I like georgievs pads and helmet. The babushka is cute and I always enjoy some nice bricks.

>go all in signing every upcoming ufa
>dont even make the playoffs
its not often someone fucks up this hard

not outside the realm of possibilities

gayest comment i've read all day

wait, are you telling me that columbus loaded up on guys and are still losing to the jets who are missing buff, lowry and morrissey?

How do you like your steak?

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Of course he was going for a poke check. He went for the poke check, missed and was completely beat. Whether or not he throws his stick, it's a goal, so it doesn't really matter.

How new are (You) then, baby??

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Holy fucking yessss
That’s what work gets you
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

>two of them were against >my team
grim

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top gayest fanbases:
1. >laffs
2. >shorks
3. >cantpucks
Yeah you'll say Pedosota but that's a whole nother list obviously.

>time to change to the 3 point system I think

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lana rib has the best soup and sandwiches

I cannot recommend this blue dream strain enough my fellow stoners

>winniggerpeg justs

Yes.... ....... ...

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The jackets have awoken

been here since 2005
you're a faggot

based

black, like my men

jets are 19-0 this season when tied after two

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Not anymore

buddy if liking cute babushkas is gay to you you're probably the biggest faggot

>i really like hith padth
>the babuthka ith ceeeuute
>i alwayth enjoy thome nithe brickth
either a woman or a faggot wrote this

KEK

What a Chad

Buddy the fuckin Coyotes are undefeated when leading after the third maybe you're just a faggot

>bjs

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how insecure are you faggot?

Med rare - Med
>plz
>and thanks

Ted drinks vodka. IMPOSTER!!

Basically due to the amount of straight stupidity and negativity that encompasses all of Yea Forums, I have decided to stop participating in that community. Unfortunately that also includes this hockey pool. It's not so much a /hoc/ issue as much as it is the fact that the general attitude of the site no longer appeals to me, there is simply too much negativity flowing across the website, too many people with too much time on their hands with nothing of value to say, and just too many stupid stupid threads and posts that I am sick of seeing day after day. The longer I stayed, the more that stupidity and negativity started to creep into my own posts. It's no longer fun, which is a sure fire sign that it is time to leave. I'm aware I wasn't always the most positive poster either, but I did enjoy talking to the majority of you at one point or another.

>be hellebuyck
>knock mask off when scared
>knock net off when scared
FUCK the jets FUCK this pussy faggot
based refs giving him a benuldy

Yeah, you wrote it so I agree you retarded dyke

check, faggot

one of my all time favorites ackshully

mad faggot detected
go somewhere else to talk about cute pads, this is a based masculine general with no faggots allowed

Glad to see you came out of the closet Sam

well done please and with ketchup

newfag

weakling

the strong will survive

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got eeeeem

>cast iron
Hello tryhard

Eternalfag

newfag

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have you ever tried to make a Stanley Cup out of tin foil? it's a lot harder than you'd think

It tastes good and it's what we use at Burger King fuck you FAGGOT

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*boring joke about canada "not winning the cup"

wtf lol

remember when the preds hung a "regular season western conference champions" banner lmao

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>its bad enough we had to sit through a nigger history month, but now we have to sit through some chug history too. fuck jordin tootoo.
wow shannon

hoc didn't exist until like 2012

>not being here first
babbies

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ketchup on steak is good, retards

>we have this persona being drunks, drug addicts
who knew they were so self aware

Yeah I tried to glue tin foil to the core of a paper towel roll and you can glue tinfoil good so my parents got divorced :(

Can't fault any of your arguments.
I do think that sports might lend itself to shitposting moreso than a lot of other boards would, just because the fans are so uninvolved in what goes on in a game. We can't influence the outcome. All that we can do is react to it, praising >our team and shitposting about the opponents' team.
Even on places like /pol/, you can at least share your own thoughts and ideas for how shit ought to be run if you were in charge. On Yea Forums, you can throw out the occasional "I think that this team should trade for this player," or "I think that the problem with this team's game is X," but most of what we're left with is just reacting and shitposting.

Seething

It does make a difference. Teflon does't let it rest in the pan well. And it's 10x easier to clean

so many fucking newfags in here lmaoooooo

If every single one of you was dragged into the street and savagely beaten to death the world would be a much better place

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Buddy
Burger King

Imagine thinking anyone cares about any of this

thanks for the two yous you idiot swecuck

*nibble nibble*

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Come to Burger King and talk some shit pussy

No, user, that's actually just you talking to yourself.

>

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>namefags
Not in my fucking thread

You probably have the best chance of that happening to you, cuck.

I'm an oldfag since 2014 and I didn't get the reference either. Maybe you're just fucking gay.

who finland here?

lmao
get baited stupid fucking newfag

GOOD post.

based inbred swede giving out free (You)s

you

how did you try to make the cup on the top?

Lick my taint you pathetic wagie

I've been here since 1993.

>161 points in 723 games
who even cares about this eskimo

are inuits considered chugs?

Here lad.
"Perkele."

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says the amerigroid
lmfao

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The only place shit like that is happening is in your country to pussies like you lmfao you'd get the shit beat out of you in any Burger King in America FAGGOT

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what the fugg??

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i feel like there's a reason why 1993 is a peculiar year

in the 00s Yea Forums was a dead board and the only traffic on Yea Forums was on Yea Forums

What about mee?!

Shur the FUCK up you FUCKING retard

>91250410
magic

THE NEXT POSTER IS A SMELLY LEAF

GUYS SCREENCAP THIS POST!

hey he's off limits

good luck to you buddy. been thinking of leaving too

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Please just fucking do it Sam

The second youre out I'm moving in and fucking your mom

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FUCK!!!!!

I cooked it well done.

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Does your mom know you post her vagina on here?

Nice job cast iron cuck

For me, it's sipping on some proper nutritious drink while watching my Rick and Morty DVD collection while my girlfriend goes out to do here girls' night out.

I've been to Burger King in Monterey, California. Nothing happened besides me helping a truck back out from the parking lot and a dude pointed me to where the straws to the soda was.

What'd you get?

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This diseased clusterfuck of a general seems notably autistic tonight

string cheese is /ourcheese/ here at /hoc/

Thinking: vanilla concrete with Reeses and peanuts
Plz no bully

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Back from a two week ban reminder that Tavares is overrated shit

no u

>Rick and Morty

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Based boomer steak

tell her to bring the double dildo she like me to put on her

>vanilla
live a little, lad

Exactly. This is what I've been posting for weeks

Pekka pikko

>guy with a 2017 Atkinson all star jersey
So fucking jelly right now.

you're doing the Lord's work, user, and thank yu for your service

Buddy if you don't watch hockey at Burger King and sing along to your teams songs you're barely watching hockey

Fuck jannies and niggers
I got banned for 80 days

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Buddy

>scrounging for Scandinavian (You)s in /hoc/
>his team doesn’t have a based Swede fan who creates gamethreads with comfy handmade OP logo images and provides (You)s to the lads
i shig

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A double cheeseburger without pickles If I remember correctly. We were a group of 9 friends who went to San Francisco for two weeks and everyone except my gf at the time and me were vegetarians or vegans, but by ex didn't mind eating that shit so I went alone to Burger King when we stopped in Monterey to eat on our way to Big Sur

hi anime retard ready to get blown the fuck out again?

what's that hovering face?

Onion is just one word twice connected with in an i

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i'll heem you the next time you're in my neighborhood

Not a bad order I was just wondering because a lot of finns and Danes I knew alwaysgkt spicy crisps and I wondered if it was a Scandinavian thing

I take that to mean you’ve come up with an actual hockey argument, unless in your delusional mind your REEEEEEEing and autistic screeching over image macros counts as some measure of triumph.

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So many sensitive cucks in /hoc/, you never know when the (((mods))) are gonna come down on you

>91250652
autism: the post

Is there anyone in the NHL that can fight toe to toe with Nilan or other enforcers in the 80's??

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What did you do user?

why would you deny him a (You)

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Reaves, Wilson, Lucic, Stoner, Marchand

Somebody high as fuck right now.

drafting laine was a mistake
he’s fucking useless 5v5

BASED

If I knew you in real life I would probably kick the fuck out of you. No offense but that's just what guys like me do to wimpy little babby men like you. Its the natural order of things

A gorilla roars

A dog barks

and buddy I hurt people
>I wondered if it was a Scandinavian thing
No idea. Could be. I personally don't like spicy food, but my dad and one of my younger brothers love it.

>people still think drafting finns in the first round is a good idea

>91250697
i don't know if he'd be able to handle it. handing out (you)s is hard work

Marchland will have a career ending punch if he licked anyone then.

HAHAHAAHHAH BLOWJOBS

Stfu keyboard warrior

gwg folks. Good night, Jackies.

Is Sestito still in the league?

I just thought it was weird because they all kept ordering the spiciest shit at every restaurant we went to and I thought wypipo hate spicy

NNNOOOOOOO THE MILD SCORED

and WHY did you deny ME a (You)?

based

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buddy nobody gives 2 shits what you gotta say, ca-peesh?

Oh my, that was quite cringe inducing.

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Buddy come to Burger King and I'll induce a coma for you FAGGOT

you lads look smart. i have a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to double your (You) investment in very short time. risk free.

>91250780
i don't have too many (you)s to give out. i barely have any for myself and would like to ration them out for the week. nuthin personnel kid. if i have a (you) to spare, i'll split it with you and the onion boy

Okay BUDDY I’m going to kill our entire family

I hope you find peace in death. Seek it soon.

>both bad guy teams are now losing
yes!

Buddy that's a bit much

91250821
I'm listening but shant be (you)ing till you provide more info.

i hope i can find a way to acquire more (you)s

imagine losing to the mild

>ca-peesh

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youtube.com/watch?v=mlZWvHYHqk0

thread theme

it’s spelled ‘capiche’ you uneducated cretin

I think drafting finns is a great idea, for everybody besides >my team.

ILL FUCKIN DO ANYTHING BUDDY JUST FUCKIN TELL ME WHAT TO DO

No they’re chorbs

lol delete this post idiot

Buddy I’ve killed my wife’s family
I killed your family
And I’ve killed John f Kennedy

>matt dushit

Friendly reminder

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everyone talks about relocating the kitties, relocanes, or yotes. but seriously, the poo jackets franchise is an absolute travesty of a professional hockey franchise in the nhl.

>jests

Ted Cruz?

I'm thinking about shorting the (You) stock market.

Matt duchene would be alot more useful if he didn't try to do everyfuckingthing himself...

only if ur a dumb wop

Relocation is based on the financials of the team not muh cups you moron. There’s no way the BJs make less than those sunbelt shitters

Jets finna bouta choke again

They make the playoffs not like those three

Gary thinks a Houston location would be great

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How about I delete this idiot

The Islanders are the only team that really deserves to be relocated
The only time their fans come out to watch them play is to boo a player from another team LOL

Doesn't Ohio have some bat shit law about teams leaving?

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>imagine thinking the team that drafted the bust of the century is a good guy team
Mexicans don't watch hockey
look at this fag raging

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m8 call a cab to the airport get on a plane to nz enjoy the complimentary food and entertainment meet me at the cook and ill delete your sorry little twink ass

Just imagining being 70 and BTFOing some 18yr old newfag makes me rock hard.

isles will win the Cup before the >laffs

Houston dels?

did you guys see Shore get a neon knee? brutal

imagine never winning a playoff series in twenty years of existence. imagine still losing games after acquiring every possible free agent, while depleting your draft picks to 1 (one) for the draft next year. imagine all of the previously mentioned free agents gleefully leaving the team asap this summer.

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The faggot threw that stick. If you think it slipped you're probably a faggot too.

Imagine being mad at Ohio

imagine all that but then you also have to live in ohio

Can we plan on me staying for a week to get used to the time change and shit and we can fight on like the 5th or 6th day? I'll pay you just get so much radiation from flying and it wears me out

Imagine... oh..

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>while depleting your draft picks to 1 (one) for the draft next year
I told you yesterday. It doesn't matter if they don't have picks in ONE draft year. They are still stacked with prospects

Why wouldn’t you want to live in the comfiest state in the union

>this thread right now

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yeah you can sleep on my futon

This comment reminds me of this time I was offered sex with a 24 year old Instagram model. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon scent or vanilla.

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Okay old man

>stacked with prospects
they have a shitty prospect pool

Hell, I used to be (You)

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but which one taste better

wait, blake wheeler can score?

TURN ON CNN
LAINE DID A THING

RIP Ted

patrik laine did a thing

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Wow good job, Laine. Very cool.

Ah yes, I remember good ol' Paddy O'Laney

did laine contribute somehow on 5v5?

hes scored over 20 every year for the last 5 seasons

I’m mad very mad

Can torterella be fired now omfg

You seem like a cool dude can't wait to fight

yeah but he had 13 goals and 63 assists before tonight

lmao

>go all in
>still miss the playoffs
>all your players leave

fucking stupid asshole.
this is the kind of shit my dad laughs his ass of at on facebook.

>Chimplumbus

it was a joke about how many assists wheeler gets you donkey

>TED GOT DABBED ON
>*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

maybe it’s time to accept that torts is not a good coach

BREAD MAN THREW HIS STICK

it’s a joke about him being le assist man you numbskull

imagine seething so hard you just desperately throw your stick at the other teams captain

literally said this when they hired him
retarded ohians argued with me

I can't wait to see this fight
will there be a stream?

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hes getting fired
Jarmo please fire him

IMAGINE

good joke

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jarmo is a retard too though

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>all the good guys have won/are winning
perfect night of hockey if the shorks lose desu

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imagine seething over a 5 word post

what actually happened
is that he put on a rangers jersey
which instantly makes any player
play like shit
>rags

who is in torts doghouse now that the nigger got traded?

and you didnt get it, you idiot kangaroo fucker

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Just a stream of piss onto your forehead mate

Ohio deserves all its failures. Awful state, awful people.

Lmfao

why is it that leafs consistently make the worst posts on 4channel in general but especially /hoc/, I thought hockey was "their" sport

lmao
stupid fucking ohio

91251183
Don't @ me again you son of a whore

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that nigga is always in the doghouse

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XD

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let's go wi-uld

>fail to get a joke
>cry for 5 posts
poo peeland shitter shattered

for me its the power tendie

The Last Waltz is so based

Your Dad sounds like a pretty cool guy
Will you tell him I said, "Hi"

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>niggers belong in the jungles of Africa, not in any civilized nation
Most based coach in the history of the league

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See? atoadaso. I never been somebody to say atoadaso but I fuckin atoadaso

>make a lame joke
>literally just reply with stats
>endless chirping about seething and not getting a joke
>samefagging in a desperate attempt to get (You)'s
I mean this is really, really sad even for a leaf.

dont @ me ever again

sure lad. he's nice, albeit cheesy. he likes to watch hockey, but doesn't know it very well.

Thanks, Jets.

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Is it wrong to like tortorella?

So do the Jets have any players other than Wheeler?

disagree, NZ makes the worst posts and it's not even close

Nope

lmao now poo peeland is typing diatribes about how angry he is about failing to get a joke

seethe

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Nope

>Tortorella has been credited by East Coast Hockey League founders Henry Brabham and Bill Coffey with coming up with the name for the league during a league meeting at a Ramada Inn in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.

I enjoy the way New Zealand and Canada are describing the posts im reading so I know how to interpreter them. Glad I don't have to decide for myself

He's the most alpha coach in the league

I'm not a Ted, lad. Just checked the scores page on the NHL website and saw his name up there for pretty much every single fucking goal.

This sounds like something Ted would say when exposed.

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>"East Coast Hockey League"
>4 teams in California
nice name Torts

I like to drink chocolate milk while I read them

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name a more unlikable team than nashville

Unlike Ted, I was very happy to see tonight's result. It just means that >my team's playoff spot is even more secure now.

Pens

curling still on

I dislike Pittsburgh and Tampa

tampa

Leafs

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Wellington Wickets

all blacks

whomst?

nashv- wait you're right

(You) know who

>star sunday
neck yourselves nbc

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Dunedin Thunder

ducks

this would upset me if i cared about any sport other than hokkei

i hate the calgayry flames

call gary

oh you might be right but probably only because there is an actual frenchman on the team

I hate people who hate the calgary flames

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I like the flames and I don't know why. Maybe it's the fact they play in a shitty old arena so it feels like it's "strictly hockey"

*sniffs you*

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Agreed brother

I just arbitrarily picked a NZ team for giggles I don't really hate them

cheers from iraq

*sniffs you in beav*

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>only SHIT teams playing tomorrow

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I fucking love the calgary flames

greasy little guy

POLL NEW
strawpoll.me/17542232
strawpoll.me/17542232

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yikes, you’re right

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*brofist*

Calgary seems like the furthest west you can go and still be in Canada. Edmonton is laughably shitty and so is Winnipeg. I choose Canada as my western Canadian team and Montreal as my eastern.

>an actual frenchman
So they still exist?

Why are you like this.

shant'st

take that back

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team canada is my western canadian team too.

frig off poser

Beavers are pests

team canada is my team east and west nah'msayin

yes unfortunately and I suspect some of the blame lies with you Sweden you didnt rape and pillage hard enough

Canada is my Canadian team and Montreal is my favorite foreign team

love the Stampede

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i said take it back

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Buddy

saved

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I like minimus 1000 carbon weave for my sticks but I try not to be an asshole about it

>rags

>another memeout
comfy

love de shorkies
h8 the cHawx

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your team

thats funny because your mom happens to play for my team

>shootout
Ruined my night desu.

god I need to get out of Edmonton, it's so awful here.

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good one, m8

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no wonder they suck so much lol

why do beanerbelt plebs like the shootout?

low test

Mr Cool Ice says:
``Fuck niggers"
- Mr Cool Ice

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yeah she really does if you understand my inference

Where did you get this picture of me?

asking the wrong board, frankly

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did i miss any good memes or happenings while banned lads?

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the shootout was a mistake

how does that goal count?

fucking walked right into that one
well played

dont think im gonna go to work tomorrow, lads

He got it in before he pushed his pad in

>shove his pad into the net
>win
thanks gary

better than Winnipeg at least

Caps are so good they dont even need to score to win in OT. Absolutely based

/hoc/ transformed into dead poets society for a night

based mr cool ice

fuck i loved that movie. any good screen grabs?

Let’s spin the wheel of >shorks
last digit is how many goals they let in

I make bad haiku
Get the syllable’s wrong again
1, 2, 3, 4, 5

im not scared of anything
except bears but they live in the forest

LOVE comfy Sunday night hockey
HATE niggers
Simple as

get pucks deep
scoring goals
thats the way i fuckin roll

bit racist if I’m being honest

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PUT ON YOUR RED SHOES AND DANCE WITH ME

Post you're beer
>here

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>fiala's debut in minnesota
>cant hit the net
>mild

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together we can end bullying

>my alcoholic parents
>their alcoholic friends

Together we can fuck your mom

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hark, hark! hear this lark
sing birds in cheer : "john t is
overrated shit"

Let's go Sharkies!!!!!!!!

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you may not like it hoc but this is what real hockey families look like

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KEEP WINNING SENS

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Eat shit you little twerp

we'll do what we can

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BASED TURTLE

Some serious moonlight out tonight.

I hate to say it but I kind of like the sharts pbp guy

Any rags fans who can tell me who this is?

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why is this guy not considered a bust? he was a 1st overall pick and hasnt done shit his whole career

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It's 13 below here with a fuck ton of snow on the ground and clear skies. Very comfy

>Look at shorks roster

How the fuck does anyone stop them?

Who said he wasn't?

the shorks usually stop themselves

/shorks/ are /yfmoc/
>and based

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i just never see him talked about along with other busts. even googling "erik johnson bust" has nothing come up and if stuff does its just filled with excuses

he is a bust but he destroyed his knee 1 year during the offseason never really recovered from the injury so he doesnt get scrutinized the same way.

>it was 3-0

then how come there's only a handful of blacks in the national hockey league?

me in the red

because nike doesn't make skates

Were talking aboutthe a playoff series right?

Chris Nilan i believe

they'd miss the playoffs in the east

they would be 1st in the metro but are only 2nd in the basedcific.

imagine thinking the >shorks aren't absolute fags and absolute shit

>13-11-5 against the east
you may be right...

Who is the most feminine-looking player?
I’m finna bouta jerk off

i can't even 2bh

nylander ofc

jack it to jack hughes

hharkh are cool dudes and they have a real shot at winning the gary cup

cutekaniemi

Reminder to thank the based Penguins for denying the shorks and redditors in back to back seasons

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he's 17 you degenerate fuck

Hannah Brandt

FUCK OFF NIGGER

...

I seriously have not laughed at anything for weeks until this and don’t know why

Mia Malkova

Blake Wheeler did the thing!

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Who will get Kaapo Kakko

i hope this post was ironic

Colorado Avalanche

kangz

What a pussy ass bitch you're here for life faggot

Abso-fucking-lutely not

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I don't think this website is going to be here for a lifetime

102.5 The Bone
@1025TheBone
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@TMZ

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WE DID IT REDDIT!

he said in 2010

that's what i thought 10 years ago too

isn’t she literally known for porn? how else were they supposed to introduce her?

YOU

CAN

NEVER

LEAVE...
>ever

I mean technically we're on 4channel now.

reddit is down so I am here to join all my fellow migrators

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SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
TIMO
I
M
E

I hope everyone's official Timo Meier clock™ is set to Timo Time!

nice try reddit is fine

women are God’s only mistake

>slut shaming herself
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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I only found out about this place in 2017 after reading about /pol/ on reddit

Back to wageslaving tomorrow
Or maybe I'll die in my sleep

I feel like I need to post this everyday

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I just got fired the other day. They made it without cause because I have blackmail info on my boss so I can collect that sweet unemployment.

Why are all black women obese?

i was let go out of a contract early on friday and therefore cant collect neetbucks against it

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wheeler only scored 1 goal tonight because 2 were deflections and an empty netter doesn't count

Shitty diets and no exercise

they all look the same in the goal column

payouts for wrongful dismissals are fucking huge. like hundreds of thousands.

the fact that columbus allowed le assist man to score 4 goals (the only 4 goal game of his career) shows you how fucking awful right now.

I liek boobys

heh, let me guess.

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based

I think he meant all black women over 30
that chick will be fat too in 10 years

farted in an elevator today lads.

same

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i'd suck a khalifa titty to be honest
not proudly but i would

Thinking about a couple of thoughts for next thread

>non-white
>putting your mouth on it

for me, it’s getting my dick sucked but rufusinf to eat pussy because that’s fucking disgusting

Was fun as fuck

got a couple of thoughts as well.

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>being racist
Grim.

>Wanting those Franken-titties near your mouth

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just smelled my pucks lads

yikes lad worst post of the day

500 :)

91252720
>>>/cric/

nu

...

new

recycled?
>shant

oh great, it’s another /hoc/ is absolutely fucking retarded episode

>3 threads
based /hoc/

>hating the environment
recycle ya prick

/hoc/ generates enough autism to keep Yea Forums alive so it's ok.

for me, its the >rags thread