This French NT would STILL beat yours

Here's basically what the France NT should be, from a "Yea Forums" standpoint. Guess what: We would still obliterate your National Team.

Discuss.

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>Thauvin
>Rabiot
>Lenglet
>Laporte
>le blootah against a terrible Argentina and get bought by Bayern despite being shit for Stuttgart man
>Lloris
No wonder Francefrica decided to black itself with pace mutts like Mboopee and Ngubu Kante

Please. We haven't lost a World Cup match since 1982. Can't promise the All Whites would beat that lot but you'll have to do better than this to get a win, let alone obliteration.

>tf
>tp

Besides Pullisic who isn't even American there's absolutely no US player better than any of the XI here.
Btw, this is your NT:

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that team's unfit, and you have no decent backup

>Pullisic who isn't even American
wut

Oh yes, because we all know ethnic Amercans have -ic in the end of their names

>ethnic americans
not a real thing

where did you make this?

Jesus christ, this frog is retarded

>Thauvin
>Tousart -- literally fucking who
>Rabiot
>Terrier -- another literal who
>Hernández
>Lolris

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>Hernandez

>memearrowing two starters on the world cup winning squad

Yeh right, apparently you've never heard of my neighbor, Chief Roaring Bearic

>the worst world cup winning team since shitaly in 1982

Why didn't you play these guys against the Netherlands then?

0 goals scored; the team

Germany's 2014 squad had Khedira, Boateng and Özil. Are you saying they should be meme arrow'd?

*shouldn't be

[citation needed]

Considering Lloris was arguably the best keeper in the WC and Hernandez was arguably the best left back, and given the fact both of them are undisputed starters on major european teams, I don't think it's very clever to imply they aren't good players.

Deschamps likes them Black and nothing else

>Lolris
>not a bad player
youtube.com/watch?v=9Ek2zpjva5s

>Considering Lloris was arguably the best keeper in the WC
Did you even watch the wc final?

>thinking this one's on lloris
come on anoninho, you can do better than this

youtube.com/watch?v=gapcpTAElJ4

I did but your post suggests that's the only game you've watched.

Hernandez and Lloris don't sound like french surnames to me

imagine getting so WORKED by espee trolls that you actually make this post. France is better than this.

They couldn’t beat any nfl team idk why you euros care so much

oh would they?

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based

Nigger

Germany 2018 WC tier

Yes but our best athletes don't play soccer.

so they shouldn't compete in sport competitions

Basé et rougepillulé

it is

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>rabiot
>Laporte
>Lloris
>Hernandez
these guys are not French tho

All spanish names

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what about the indians?

>Rabiot
>Laporte
>Spanish surnames

t. non Football country.

exactly. In fact they should be banned from world politics too.

too busy huffing spraypaint and chugging Listerine

t.

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>Yea Forums
>not our guy Dembouz starting
Get the fuck out

Obsessed

Daily reminder that even the great white French aren't french. Their best singer was an Armenian. Their best comedian is a spaniard. Their best general was italian. Their best white football player was an italain or an algerian if you count berbers as white. Their most famous chemist was polish

should've used that in 2016

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We beat your strongest squad too, baguette eater.

>He doesnt rate the good hernandez

Not a great team but would unironically do good in Euro 2020

that france couldnt beat

>Being proud of a draw

Imagine being such a non Football country

>0 WC
>world champion of irrelevant games though

>Griezmann is the 2nd oldest
>only behind Lloris who is already 32
Not fond of how quickly time is passing by

Laporte is basque

>le friendly cup winner

Laporte is a basque name ? Are you kidding me ?
La porte means the door and was then attributed to dudes who lived near the door of the city in the past
If you're talking about one of his grandfather that was basque that's just retarded as basque country is a territory shared between Spain and France and not an actual country

>uh look here what he did this one time
This man saved a last minute penalty for his team a few days earlier, against his side's biggest rivals.
He also lifted the world cup as a captain last summer.

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France had to equalize :^)

Doesn't change the fact you are so irrelevant, your biggest accomplishment is to draw on a friendly against France. How pitiful it is? This is literally Gibraltar bragging tier.

>Thauvin

Goat on Pes. Any chance of him leaving Marseille

Ozil was good then

No 10 has been obliterated by modern football (pep, Kloop)

Basques are more of a nation than France or Spain.

False by any meaning of the word nation

>large body of people united by common descent, history, culture, or language, inhabiting a particular country or territory.
Are you a paki or just a retard?

if we had to delimit country borders for common history, culture, or language inhabitans you wouldn't even be a country at all

I agree, but whats that have to do with anything?
I said basques are more of a nation than french or spaniards. I didnt say country.

you wouldn't be a nation at all if it can suit your autism

Oh, and we totally should do that.

of course you would, you guys don't have self esteem

Now say that without that nigger fucking your gf

Retard

I don't even remember french posters pre-WC. They were this annoying?

Yet produced way more great players with a population 4 times smaller.

>This French NT would STILL beat yours
absolutely, I'm pretty ok with this

Finally someone who knows his place

He mean anglos or kraut-anglos

he's like 3rd generation american or something. more than most french NT players

>sacre bleu, surely we'd have a good team without africans, me dog can play le left wing

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>no Benzema

Benzema is not white

It literally means "The Door"
La = The
Porte = Door

Genetic interbreeding of criminals was a mistake Jesus.