MATCH OF THE DAY 2 THREAD

Starts in 30 minutes on BBC One.

>Mark Chapman presents highlights of today’s three Premier League games, including the Merseyside derby, where Everton will try to derail Liverpool’s title challenge. The Toffees have not beaten the Reds since 2010 but will hope to capitalise on any nerves from Jurgen Klopp’s side. Liverpool last won the league in 1990, meaning they have yet to lift the Premier League trophy. There’s another derby match in west London, where relegation-threatened Fulham host a Chelsea side desperate for points in their bid to earn a top-four spot. The day’s third game sees Watford host Leicester at Vicarage Road, with the Hornets hoping to avenge December’s 2-0 defeat to the Foxes. There is also analysis of the goals and incidents from the rest of the weekend’s matches.

Danny Murphy and Jermaine Jenas are your """expert pundits""".

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Danny Murphy and JJ have achieved great things playing in the premier league. They’ve also represented their country’s at the the very highest level of the game during a period we had a wealth of talent. Have some respect!

Do I watch this or the darts on itv4?

Darts, you fat cunt

Wasn’t Murphy essentially a stand in because Gary Neville was injured?

Athletics is so boring.

>track cycling

Looking forward to seeing Everton dabbing on the corpse of Liverpool's title hopes.

EAT THATTT

That's Danny Mills, la

They're on their way
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>Salad

>Salah

How can you be world class with no right foot?

I wonder how many times MotD has opened with a 0-0

Just remembered this and now I’m giggling to my self. I hope united arrange some sort of banner to fly over Liverpool when it slips

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>Jermaine Jenas
He will inherit Lineker's seat, cap this post for posterity.

>A married Premier League footballer has secretly fathered a love child with his mistress, it has been claimed.
Who is it?

With his recent form it could be Salah
But I read it's an England international so I really can't tell who it is

That's a good shout. He's just innocuous enough to be a host and he's non-white so he's Representation.

Would be top banter if it is Sterling

It feels like yesterday liverpool were 7 points ahead of city

what happened

GONE WITH THE WIND!

>T-The wind didn't help.
>T-They think they've stopped us!
Their heads are gone.

They ....


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[spoiler]slip

A wind which only affected Liverpool

Just taking the heat off the players you brainlet

I like Jermaine Jenas.
Seems like a nice level-headed chap you could bring home to disappoint your parents.

'Taking the heat off the players' would be taking the blame himself. Plucking ridiculous excuses out of thin air just makes you look desperate.

>Plucking ridiculous excuses out of thin air
Thick air if we're being fair mate, 90mph.

lel

I didn’t really want to say this on here but I’m literally a premier league manager mate. That’s exactly why he did that.

I guarantee that he's juiced.

youtube.com/watch?v=qSx2HIi4dFg
Thread song

He’s the PG tips of football pundits.

Sure thing, Jurgen

The best?

>jurgen klopp gracing Yea Forums with his presence in order to justify why his team had to park the bus against neverton

Don’t really know why I said that, he just is.

>PG Tips
>The best
I think you'll find that's Yorkshire Gold.

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If that's Jurgen, we all know he's a right back on loan to Bournemouth.

Watch Salah's tap in get more votes than either of those blooters

I want to say Mane even though it came about becuase of a shit first touch.

What’s the name of that little flute song at the start of the game

Schar's, for me.
Think Mane's will win though.

Z-Cars theme, same as Everton's walk out music.

Stolen from Everton, mind you

Yeah, always associate it with Everton far more than Watford for that reason.

Back from the darts thread

I would love to know why that tune is used by Everton, Z Cars was absolute dog shite, did it even complete 1 season?

>listening to it on YouTube now.
Calm down nick

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Yeah I don't remember it fondly but it did last a long time. It was set in a fictional Liverpool town so that's probably why Everton chose it but it is a bit random still.

Z-Cars is set in Liverpool and was first used to promote the show when it aired. I guess fans liked using it and it stuck.

Oh sorry, I didn't really know anything about it, just looked at wiki, 12 seasons is helluva long time. 801 episodes, kinda explains itself really.

>did it even complete 1 season?
>Z-Cars ran for 801 episodes

Fuck Brendan Fraudgers

I was trying to watch it a few years back, and I only found 1 season, I would like to watch a few episodes to see what it was about.

>Brendan returns to the PL
>Almost immediately Liverpool start slipping
Our saviour.

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>That Comment below
Imagine making a comment about being the bands rival team, how dare he!

meant for you, I got my times muddled up, posted before you did.

#Respect from a palace fan. #justagame

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Parker is a classically handsome English chap. Could imagine him flying a Spitfire and drinking and a real ale.

Higuain just ate up that chance

What the holy fuck?

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I have a picture of him from when he played at Fulham, before the match, he walked into the centre circle, laid on his back, then attempted to suck his own dick in front of the whole stadium. I'll post the image if you don't believe me.

Is this basically the British unironic response of the 'Sorry for my bad english' meme?

Go on then

Drinking Spitfire at the same time as flying one

Forgot this shit was on again. Can everyone ITT rewind to the start for me please?

Fund this

give me 5mins to find it, it was like 6 years ago.

K mate, I am counting though

I believe this

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...

104 million

Oh NO NO NO NO

What does she believe?

SPANKER!

1/3

So he started here, but couldn't quite make it.

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2/3

Then Duff walked over and literally started laughing at him, then scream, you can't do that you micro penis.

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3/3

Then Duff jumped on the ground, bent himself over, and with a mouth of his own cock, started to heckle Parker, I couldn't take it anymore and left the stadium completely traumatized, I've never shown the images before.

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Thought you was lying. Fair play. Thanks for sharing.

God that background instrumental is shit.

Based Irishman delivers

lol fair play

>Schar wins Goal of the Month
Based, get fucked mudslimes

Everyone in the background were laughing and cheering, then the crowd started singing songs about sucking your own cock, this was the first game I ever witnessed. Look at them in the background.

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Scousers were obviously too traumatised to phone in

Correct choice!

That's a sick Mr X cosplay by Peter Reid

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>supermoves
Just fucking kill me.

>T-t-they're less points behind than last season

The state of Danny Murphy, la

Love Justice!

Fuck zoomers

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fucking kek

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You now remember Taarabt

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For those who missed it, best goal of the weekend. Night all.

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>tfw goal of season scored against Derby two years running

we've all tried to be fair

That was me

Their fingers slipped when they were choosing who to vote for