/nba/ - CELTICES COLLAPSE Edition

CHA: Frank Kaminsky scores 18 points w/ two treys
POR: Jusuf Nurkic posts 26-point, 15-board dub-dub
POR: Rodney Hood nets 27 points with three treys
BOS: Aron Baynes (foot) available to play Sunday
CHI: Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot will start Sunday
HOU: Kenneth Faried (hip) a game-time decision
HOU: Eric Gordon (knee) will start Sunday vs. BOS
ATL: Kevin Huerter (back) available to play Sunday
ATL: John Collins (illness) out Sunday vs. CHI
MEM: Avery Bradley (knee, wrist) probable Sunday

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1st for Lakers win 2020 chip

Celtics are trying to position themselves to face Rapshits in the 1st round. A smart, move, too, considering how they dominate them.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you combined the best players from the Celtics and Lakers would they even make the finals? Lmao...

Look at the Knicks-Clippers score.

>harden slaps ball against defenders hand
>foul
seriously nba, just use FIBA rules and get FIBA approved refs, stop with this rigging

The Celtics are absolute shit, can’t even see them beating the Pacers with no Oladipo or Nets in a series

reminder the Lakers own the Rockets

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I'm looking at that shit

Wouldn't you just end up with the 2016 Cavs?

I want this so fucking bad.

You can tell the NBA refs are complete puppets to the NBA's agenda year to year month to month game to game instead of following the rules book.

>Hypnotize to a montage of Rockets smoking the Celshits
based ABC

>stop with this rigging
/nba/ loves fake shit, I thought you new about nemale baskethoops

At least Celtics aren't down as much as Knicks. Spiritual win already!

they need to recruit based lottermoser

2-1

he smacked his forearm tho..

Rozier stuck his hand in the area where Harden would naturally bring up his arms for a shot, then hit Harden's arm. That's a foul.

Andrew Bogut
>MVP
>DPOY
>Champion (about to win another when he signs with the Warriors)

Chris Paul
>NO MVPs
>NEVER won DPOY
>ZERO Championships

Oh but yeah Chris Paul is the Hall of Famer while Bogut is the bust good narrative there guys

The only difference between the Celtics and the Lakers is the Celtics didn't have as many injuries this season. Both teams are built horribly for the modern NBA. Both GMs are idiots living off the hype of the past.

>280 pound ballhandler got around a slow big man and dunked on a guard who sucks ass at post defense
shocking, amazing, incredible

>bogan enabler
enough

>Both teams are built horribly for the modern NBA
What the fuck are you talking about? Celtics are built for the switch-everything, shoot threes every time memes of the modern game. They just suck at it right now.

Please refer to and adequately reply to two high quality posts I made in a thread I didn't know was dying:

>post defense

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>Anthony Davis 77% chances at entering the Hall of Fame
what the fuck has he done for basketball? he won a single Olympic medal on a stacked team, wtf else has he done?

He's a tall black man he throw ball through a hoop.

Qualified to play on the Olympic team, das it. Basketball Hall of Fame is a joke

your mom

sign with the right player agent

>82-46

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IT was more clutch for Celtics than Kyrie

They suck at it because Tatum and Jaylen are memes and they also have Marcus Shart shooting 3s.

Danny Ainge sucks at drafting. The guy doesn't know how to evaluate talent.

He rode the bench and was a replacement for Blake Griffin, no one is using that medal to justify his basketball HOF credentials.

He's made a couple of all NBA 1st teams and that;s it. If he makes the WCFs 2 times that's the only way I an see him really getting in

By that logic Draymond Green should be a HoFer.

>Danny Ainge sucks at drafting
/nba/ will never admit it lmao

so the Celtics but with LebRondo instead of Dozier and Wanamaker?

Bogut is racist piece of shit

Draymond won DPOTY and was part of the Warriors mini dynasty

That's instant HOF worthy

They have awful team chemistry, someone has to go

Kyrie and the vets or Tatum and the young scrubs

Everything went to shit for the Celtics when they traded IT for Kyrie. The basketball Gods cursed them now they will rot in purgatory for the next five years.

You don’t think he will be?

Marcus Smart is shooting 36.5% from the three this season.

he is idiot

>shut down dunk lanes, and giannis dies

Remember, even though kyrie is having an amazing season, its all his fault because he hurt his young teammate's feelings.

Do you still think Tatum shouldn't have been traded?

He's a system babby who only got recognized for muh small ball defense. He was never a good standalone player, and only got his spotlight on a stroke of luck when David Lee got injured and Kerr had no choice but to start him instead.

Kyrie and Kd are weird niggers and deserve each other, the Knicks deserve them too

You could see how their ceiling could be high. Kyrie coming back, Tatum and Brown getting better, Hayward coming back. Their overall net rating though is still 3rd in the league and I think they can turn it up in the playoffs. These recent performances though are concerning.

As for Giannis for MVP, Harden has the argument that he has put up consistent monster performances to carry his team while Paul and Capela were injured. Their team is likely going to win 50+ games as well. I think it's close.

u mad lmaooooo

did you not see the kings ransom of players and picks the lakers were prepared to send to NOLA for AD?
Demps was fucking retarded not swallowing his pride and taking the deal.

It’s his fault because they win when he’s injured and lose when he plays. Individual stats don’t always lead to team success

Change my mind: KD is not a first ballot hall of famer because of the damage he has done to the competitive integrity of the sport of basketball. Same for Cousins but he doesn't have a good resume in the first place though.

boston crowd should boo the fuck out of the celtics for the 2nd half

apart from the slur this post is very spot on. i hope this happens and the knicks just turn into a different kind of tire fire.

The Celtics have had 9 first round picks the last 5 years. These are the guys they drafted:

14: Smart, James Young
15: Rozier, Hunter
16: Jaylen, Zizic, Yabu
17: Tatum
18: Timelord

Only Tatum can be seen as not a bust pick. Smart and Rozier from when they are drafted suck. The rest of the guys are useless. The Celtics were gifted with all these first round picks. Unfortunately, they had one of the worst GMs to decide how to use them.

All those players suck though, they can’t even make the playoffs with Lebron. What do you want the picks for? If Lebron and AD are what everyone says they are they won’t be of any value

>a poopoo platter of busts and 2 FRP in high 20s
If NOLA gets the Grizz pick from Boston they'll already have beaten what LA offered.

Tatum is a bust though

>If

Lol Timelord is not a bust either

Smart is a good player, just not a star. He's only a #6 pick, that's by no means a guaranteed all-star pick.

Honestly surprised the league hasn't cut down on player-tampering yet. The Warriors did this with KD, and now LeBron is doing it proxy via Rich Paul and Klutch Sports.

>Thinking some giga nigga with mental issues will last in the modern NBA

Timelord will go the way of Fab Melo. Another bust Celtics 1st round draft pick.

>/nba/ still dick riding the celtics

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

have you been molested? you love abuse

Can someone tell me why a group of grown men are calling another grown man "Timelord"???????????

Problem is that would be even less enforceable than the tampering rules already are. How are you gonna stop players from talking to each other?

>on an anime imageboard
user you're a real qt

What are his mental issues? Isn’t he just a lazy nigger?

lets be honest here. the draft is literally a roll of the dice on a lot of players. every once in a while you get a player that's a sure thing but even then you never know with injuries

2014-2016 drafts were awful

You can argue that the Celtics should have picked Randle instead of Smart but the lottery position that they were dealt with were literal trash

>muh Jamal Murray
No one knew that he'll be a 20pt scorer in 2019, he essentially lucked out with the Nuggets

Reward players for snitching on each other.

Eric Gordon is 7-8 from 3

Eric Gordon is a 32% 3 pt shooter.
>letting Eric Gordon's shitty ass style on you

At the very least something as blatant as sharing agents should be heavily scrutinized.

Kyries nickname is edgelord

Why the fuck is American Idol still on the air? Don't we have enough of these talent show programs?

Is there really any incentive for the Lakers to tank other than preserving LeBron? They're too far out to get a good pick.

>Kyrie is the only Celtic with a decent score
>he'll still get blamed for the loss
(lol

he started the season shooting like shit, he's been fine for the last ~30 games

Considering that the fans already did when the Celtics lost to the Suns and Knicks at home this season (along with the two choke jobs against both LA teams) it should be par for the course IFF the Celtics get blown out by 30+ points

No since the networks will run any novel ideas to the ground

Kyrie hero ball activated

They won’t make the playoffs so they might as well improve their odds.

Tatum and Mook are garbage, Tatum didn't even contest that Gordon shot

>the lakers lost to the suns
I just saw this, what the fuck?

Fox canceled it and then ABC picked it up. Also, Fox makes some of the worst reality/gameshows

They're not making the playoffs anyways to risking a career ending injury to LeBron is in no way worth playing him 40 minutes a game.

Also any type of improvement on draft odds is better than moving up to 9th seed for no hope of the 8th seed.

Unironically just let Kyrie play hero ball at this point

>Gordon now 8-9
it's happening lads

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>the pelicans wanted tatum over kuzma and ingram
holy shit demps fucked up hard

I see my celties are in playoff mode

>kyrie

Wat the fuck was Kyrie doing just slamming the ball at the foot of a Rocket's player?

So is >the West really true or is LeBron just finally getting hit by father time? LeBron led worse teams than the lakers. I think the argument that the west is tougher is overblown.

Didn't want to trade him to a WC team.

Trae Young hit a three on Dunn from the logo after Dunn talked trash to him all first half

Dunn then pushed him in the back and Trae got a 2nd tech that ejected him for no fucking reason.

I'm honestly done with refs and I'm in no ways a Hawks fan

>I think the argument that the west is tougher is overblown.
The Lakers would be the 8th seed if they were in the east right now.

why are the pacers still winning?

he had his worst injury of his career so far you tell me

Why did Kyrie kick the ball to a Rocket's player?

Cop or not?

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>Ingram good
>Kuzma good
KILL
YOUR
SELF

>he had his worst injury of his career so far you tell me
What, he popped his pussy lmao?

No one gives a fuck

refs been told by Silver to eject Trae so he can't ruin the Luka narrative

5th at least imo
Kek BTFO

Imagine if Faried was playing. They'd be btfo by 40

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ugly as fuck. looks like foam on the bottom

>simple, clean design
>desaturated colors
cop my friend
also post link i want a pair

kuzma and ingram combined are better than tatum

>pointy triangle shaped sneakers

Ingram is better than Tatum

What kinda situation has Artis Gilmore shooting a 3? End of the quarter heave that went in?

Maybe in the summer
Those shoes would last a week here in the winter

Got these all black. Cop.

Kevin Knox was a Jordan Hill tier pick

based and chezc'd
manimal is the real mvp

and kuzma is better than ingram

Ingram has a negative win share for the season and you're letting a 5 game stretch of inefficient ball hogging change your mind

You're a sheep. Tatum has been better according to all stats of efficiency, win shares, and net rating.

Tatum is also top 15 in both offensive and defensive eff.

>arguing with delusional lelkerfags

Aing'es karma is having every team have historically great 3pt shooting % against his team.

What if the Celtics did a sign and trade Kyrie for AD?

Laker nation! If you could redo the draft would you pick Ingram or tatum?

>trading a proven late game clutch scorer for a bum who just wanted the bright lights of LA

why does Marcus Smart's head look like a meat ball?
why are the Celtics so trash?

They are not from the same draft retard

WOJBOMB
>WOJBOMB

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Why does everyone wear those stockings but no one needed them back in the 90s?

Lillard is better than Curry because he has more ws?

Because stockings were for women and men played through friction burns all the damn time.

He's been better than Curry in many ways this season with a better burden with less help.

I'd imagine Lillard on the Warriors instead of Curry wouldn't be that much different.

Baines has been puttin up air balls all night. these announcers are the most cucked.

>Celtics 11-3 run
>All 11 points from FT line
absolute state of this franchise

NICE CHUCKING KYRIE DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT

Kyrie insists on guarding Harden then let's him blow right by him, lmao.

Stop talking bullshit you fucking retard

Baynes is even more cringe now bald. Fuck him and play Theis

This league is so fucking bad

Sorry I'm confusing my Laker busts. There's been too many!

>look them up
>don't come in size 17
sigh

are you talking about arm sleeves?
iirc it was Iverson that got a cut on his elbow that swelled up, and he got a sleeve to increase blood flow, and everyone realized that looked sick as fuck, so it got popular
or are you talking about the leggings?
in that cause i have no clue lol

>it's a 15 point game

>terry reachier

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nba is unwatchable when the lakers and celtics suck

Tatum has been so good this game

>celtics
YIKES

haven't watched the celtics in a while

>huh who's this fat undersized white center
>oh it's gordon hayward

fuck's wrong with his conditioning

Harden is unironically the fucking gayest player in the league, so glad he’ll enable actually win anything

harden is the penaldo equivalent of the nba

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>Celshits

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>Celtics are as good as the Knicks getting blown out by the Cloppers
KEK

>he doesn't rate Smart

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>inefficient ballhogging

Ingram has been averaging 22ppg on 55% shooting for the last month and a half. Tatum can only dream of putting up those numbers. Tatum has only had one 30 point game his entire career.

>blaming harden and free throw when your team is getting btfo by Eric Gordon

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Those stats favor Tatum who was much better than Ingram for 4 months of the season. This last month and a half ingram has played way, way better than Tatum.

Tatum is assisted on 61% of the jump shots he takes too, as well as 84% of his three pointers. A glorified spot up shooter.

>Tatum is now 21
>nothing has changed

>a glorified spot-up shooter
so basically a slightly shittier version of Klay Thompson

Fucking hell, the Celtics are embarassing. They really need to work out how they're going to rebuild to become a contender, especially since I can't see them signing any free agents in their current situation.

The East is still a fucking joke.

>Gordon Hayward: 2 points, 1 rebound, 1 assist, 20% FG

32 million per year ladies and gentlemen

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Celtics just don't score enough, they need an offensive coach

GOATWARD

Never give big money to soft white beta bois.

No, the Rockets opened a lead with EG's 3pt shooting.

Him dropping 8/9 3s is all on Smart and Kyrie.

Those posts are actually double digit IQ tier

2nd worst contract in the NBA right now after John Wall, then followed by Wiggins.

>blowing a wide open layup
>Tatum is better than Ingram

A reminder that John Wall's supermax extension kicks in next season and the first year is already a wash since he will probably be out for the entire season due to his achillies injury

>SHITUM
MY SIDES

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How much more valuable is Brown than Tatum? 10x? 20x? Too much? Just 15?

CP3 is back niggers

never sign stat padders on bad teams to big contracts. see kevin love and gordan hayward

hm, just realized if the celtics sent wanamaker in, there would be three former bamberg players on the court. weird.

Nikola vucevic is next

actually you pathetic celshit...

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The Utah Jazz, lads

HOLY SHIT COMEBACK TIME!?!?

I'm not so sure these are great fouls by the C's. Giving Houston more credit than they earned IMO

Stevens should implement a fine everytime Rozier shoots 3

>10 pt lead in 5 minutes
>Rockets can memechuck all the way
>Celtics can't hit shit

wtf was hayward doing in the game

Nice. That's why I said tier and not "your actual IQ" though

CP3 should be running the clock, not shooting.

Harden plays to the scheme of running the clock to make a comeback almost impossible - the goal is to win, even if it's only by 2pts. That's why the Rockets games seem to end closer than they actually are - it's a deliberate strategy.

imagine if houston loses this game

So what
Meaningless game in march

even if Nene's fucking 36 or 37 he can still get it done

holy shit Rozier..

TERRY FLOPZIER LMAO

cmon boston win this game

I'm not seeing it

Rozier wanted a max but that nigga going to get the IT treatment

LMAO Rozier has been fucking shit. BENCH HIM

refball why

>team down by 20+ points
>refball it for a tight finish

aboslute state of nba

Ball don't lie, faggot
>82.7% FT shooter
>0-3FT on 3pt flop

The Celtics took down the shot clock by 20s getting the switch last posiition. There's 5 min remaining. Who is coaching them?

THAT WILL DO IT NIGGERS

>last name is Smart
>is smart
whoa...

>switch everything defense
why do all these retard teams do this

>is Smart
>doesn't know how to play his position

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fuck these crummy refs swallowing their whistles. i know harden has his reputation but when someone get clearly smacked on the arm on a jumpshot like that you need to call it.

Harden is a bitch

the rockets must play the ugliest basketball in the league

that was a travel

is haws vs bulls the next great rivalry?

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>get doubleteamed and hit in the face on a 3pt shot attempt
>still make the shot with no call
>"he's a bitch"
kek

rivalry for the 8th seed maybe

Too late for Celtics to come back but at least it got fun towards the end. This fucking team always only try late in 3rd qtr after going 20 down you'd think they can win some of these game if they want to play to win

salt

That's not a wash, that's $40 mil. in the shitter.

herbie is a celtic fan

lol Kyrie is supposed to be "clutch" but he hasn't done shit

The Rockets were ahead by 10 points with 5 minutes left. Of course you run the clock out to minimise the chances of a comeback.

Meanwhile, the Celtics kill the clock doing endless switches to get mismatches. It's retarded coaching. Great, you're killing 40s of clock to gain a maximum of 2pts.

What the fuck Tatum

>21 years old
>still has baby hands

Harden fouling out is spiritual victory for my Celties.

LeBron called the refs and begged them to give Kyrie the win

>harden charge
what was brown fucking footballing PJ then?

Why doesn't Kyrie just jack up a bunch of threes it's their only chance.

it's the same shit in the first three quarters

so the celtics are terrible with kyrie

just took a big ol celshit guys

hes playing beyond his position

Imagine if Rozshit didn't miss those 3 free throws, they'd be making the Rockets sweat right now.

Celtics' problems are self-solving problems that'll resolve once Rozier and Morris leave, and Tatum becomes the focal point. Aint worried at all.

Lebron and Kyrie are the perfect match for each other. One thinks he's Jordan and the other thinks he's Kobe. They're both miserable pieces of shit that nobody likes to be around.

Sooo, will this Houston team get eliminated in the first round or embarrassed by the Warriors in the semifinals?

>mfw retards think their team will compete paying Al fucking Horford and Gordon Hayward a combined 60 million dollars a year

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City of Houston deserves tidal wave

Gotta make sure that marcus smart stays clean tho

How salty will be /nba/ when Harden lifts the Larry O'Brien trophy after scoring 200 free throws in the finals?

my celshits :)

TATUM GETTING SONNED LMAOOO

how high is PJ's BBIQ?

rockets didn't even do anything in the 4th quarter, they just threw stupid memechucks and killed the clock

holy fuck boston

Based

Eliminated by Portland

she so cute

just saw the trae young thing that was total bullshit

CP3 schooled my Celshits :)

he uses a rake, not a leaf blower

b-b-but why couldn't the best closer in the league get them back into it??

Celtics fouling then was insanely bad sportsmanship.

Lethal levels of salt, but knowing the Rockets though CP3 will probably get injured as usual and they'll be one game away from advancing yet again

Discuss

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Danny Ainge is so smart. Literally running circles around the rest of the league!

Yang who?

>5-15
>12 points
>focal point

He's gonna sign AD in 2020 and Giannis in 2021.

How do we save Blakes career from being wasted in Detroit

who /RAPTORS/ here

where they expecting Hayward to be the white Paul George?

MOTERFUCKING ROZIER AINGE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT NIGGER

me!

Imagine if Rozier and Morris got traded for someone that could shoot

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Detroit needs the ticket money so he isn't going anywhere for a while

Based

>Brad still doesn't want to start Jaylen over Morris

>This nigger comes up to you and shoots 37% from the field on your season
What do you do?

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Brown got starter minutes tonight, Mook needs to get it out of his head that he’s anything but a role player

Leave him open

pay him 30 mil

is he the most hood looking ass nigga in the league

imagine losing to the Phoenix Suns lmfao

Gotta be KD

He's ugly as fuck and unironically has an area code or some shit tattooed at the back of his head and think that makes him hard. Him and Morris are a bunch of fake tough guys

How the fuck does KD look hood? Dumbass, KD looks like he works at Wal-Mart not like he in the streets hustlig

Trips say I will

And to think I thought he was a total retard.

boston what happened

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Celshits are 1-7 since the allstar break

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Bros wtf are my Celties doing man...

I literally can't wait to get my Celtics back next season after Kyrie is gone. I mean it's not like with him they are going to win anything, but without him they are back to being a bunch of misfits that play together and there's really no expectations of them being a championship team. And even if they under perform, it's expected of them so it's win-win in the end.

How the fuck are there so many Raptors fans in Detroit?

The Actual problem is that we overperformed last year, set the bar too high this year. Also the East has gotten significantly better overall, I think all the top 5 teams in the east this year would have beat last years cavs in 7. Even the Pacers. This isn’t our year, I really didn’t give a fuck about this season as a whole when the Warriors got DMC, if you even thought anyone but the warriors was winning BEFORE that you were an unequivocal retard but now it’s just sad. Free Agency this summer will be big, if Celtics can make a move, keep Kyrie, develop their young guys a bit more, and Hayward comes back to form I think we will be good for the Finals next year.

You do realize that Toronto isnt the only city in Ontario right? Also tickets are a tenth of the price in Detroit

...

Biggest fucking cuck faggot mentality I’ve ever heard

you're telling me Detroit is in Ontario? how have I never known this.......

My Celtics are fucking finished. Those seasons of tanking after our big 3 left were a fucking waste when Kyrie leaves

>Free Agency this summer will be big, if Celtics can make a move, keep Kyrie, develop their young guys a bit more, and Hayward comes back to form

Oh is that all? Might as well ask for a few of the monstars to join too

You got me. Detroit is in Texas thousands of miles from the border. No idea how Canadians could traverse such a distance.

mess of a game so far

Detroit is a ten minute drive from Windsor Canada?

Glad you finally realized your stupidity...

Can Jaylen and Tatum be a top 10 all time duo if they decide to build around them?

If my celties can keep Kyrie, trade Hayward, and trade for AD; they’ll bring a whole other animal to the table...

Are you fuckign retarded faggot? Resigning kyrie who has said he would not considering the retarded faggot media spewing lies and spinning his words is pretty certain. Besides that literally every other team is doing that, resigning Stars, developing young guys, some hoping an injured player comes back to form and potentially big signings. You’re literally a fucking retard if you think literally any of that is unreasonable. Enjoy your 1 year of relevancy and Kawhi rental, literally gonna be fucking has old man midget Lowry can’t carry shit ;)

Nah that guy is brilliant and you're wrong. No one could ever drive 10 minutes away.

Hoping Hayward gets healthy and back to form is 100% more likely and reasonable than us getting anything of value for him. His contract is retarded, no ones going to eat it.

>acquires a 14-15 year veteran to teach the young guys it's a marathon and not a sprint

Who can stop us?

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if only the Celtics would have done the same

WHY THE FUCK DIDNT HE JOIN THE CELTICS

Utah Jazz

I honestly forget he's still playing

Are bucks fans actually delusional enough to think they’re going to beat the warriors?

You should be taking less L's and more of your schizo meds. The media is totally out to get you and the celtics team chemistry is awesome riiiiight :^)

I’m not even being a homer when I say the Celtics would beat the Bucks in the playoffs.

>leltics are literally paying the 6th highest salary in the league to a guy who would never make the raptors playoff rotation

What an embarrassing franchise

WHY THE FUCK IS THE NUGGETS MASCOT AT THE PISTONS-RAPTORS GAME

Kawhi has to find something to do on his days off

Imagine actually thinking the media doesn’t drum up needless controversy. Is it nice having literally no stars want to play for you? Must sting, will you kill yourself when Kawhi leaves? You should :)

did they actually jet him out to milwaukee for a photo shoot only to send him right back to san antonio for the game on sunday?

Lets snap your leg and see how good you are at basketball retard, Kawhi gone btw

*runs a 40 yard dash in 4.6 seconds while barefoot and being 290 pounds*

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It's unfair that Boston gets all the greats like MVP candidate Gordon Hayward and the iconic 0 points of Marcus Morris. You're right in that if your team was great instead of a dogshit mess they could be relevant lmao

I just don't see Celtics winning on their 4 games road trip next week. Kyrie is gonna choke playing against Lebron again, Warriors will win, Kangs are playing better now. Maybe the only game they can win is against the Clippies.

Jeremy Ling is throwing the game.

Not only does your team have zero championships but you’re also a Canadian :)

Kawhi injured his leg and returned as an MVP candidate. Hayward has returned as the worst contract in league history. Seems like a good comparison you regard lmao

Grade A banter. You're team is trash and you're also American :)

>Dislocating and fracturing a Tibula is the same as pulling a hammy
Must really be difficult being that mentally retarded. Seems like a good comparison, you irrelevant Canadian faggot lmao :)

its so nice of kawhi to let his son get some time to shine

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T U M B L I N G

D
O
W
N

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Imagine being so retarded that you don’t understand basketball, certainly you only started watching this year. Raptors are pretenders, yet again, and if they even make the Finals they’re getting swept by the Warriors. Who’s better next year? Celtics, who’s better 3 years from now? Celtics. Who’s been better in the past? Celtics. Who’s an irrelevant Canadian chink? You

shutup leaf you're a first round exit waiting to happen

SEETHING

How long that nigga Paul George out? He's the only reason I watch OKC games

Celtics should pick up bogut and have another based redpill player. Also he can teach the team defense and he's decent passer as bigman.

>canadian banter
when are the playoffs, they need to get bounced real quick baby dinos

reminder:

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You're literally American and your team is literally shit this year, last year, and next year :)

jesus christ detroit plays their music so loud whats wrong with these niggers

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Pistons are playing nice huh

Just imagine being a Celtics fan right now. I feel sorry for them desu haha

>Championship
Champions of what? Getting swept?

>all these counting stats and redditbros say hes the goat
>can't even go 100% in the finals
>gets dabbed on by bill russell
>people say hes the goat
lel

Leltics aren't even making the playoffs lmao

Celtics are fucking trash. Cringe watching them throw stones in a glass house.

ayy why are there so many raptors fans in bumfuck detroit

windsor fags

>team made of players who are kinda good and 1 player who's really good but not a world beater are better than a team thats just a superstar and some g-league flotsam

>Best young duo in the league
>Top 5 coach
>GM capable of acquiring all stars
>ECF last year without there 2 all stars
Epic, simply epic

Celtics will go to the ECF game 7, 100% no doubt in my mind and will possibly win, screencap this you ass blasted Canadian faggots :)

lets go raptor!

>there
boston education

>bumfuck detroit
Detroit is right next door.

Celtics are getting bounced out the first round by the Nets

I've been saying that from the beginning but they won't win
Get the heck out of here

Trae Goblino Young is fucking based. Don’t get why /nba/ hates him

>4 posts in a row from a single leaf
jesus fucking christ

>the leltics aspirations are losing in the ECF

Fucking pathetic franchise

fuck the raptors give me a based

based!

>somehow the Celtics and nets will take either the 4th and 5th or third and sixth seed
Canadian Autism

betas hate alphas

So I am in Europe but lmao

>Lakers losing to the suns and clippers

shutup double agent

This Memphis team is so fucking random.

Avery Bradley
Delon Wright
Justin Holiday
Bruno Caboclo
Jonas Valanciunas

shut up fake tripfag

Kyries a diva that is literally poisoning the team chemistry. Hayward actually fits right in and would mesh extremely well but Kyrie's hero ball has turned the whole team into a bunch of cans.

They have a team full of play makers with great cohesion but Kyrie is Melo teir in wrecking all that.

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Ofc heat whip the nest

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Celtics? More like sucktics

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Pistons are just one guard away

That's bizarro world Toronto Raptors

How the hell do europeans follow basketball especially the east coast teams.

>Bombston

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By not living on Nazi time

my buckies are frauds. why the fuck cant we get past little rubio

You mean west coast? East coast games start earlier.

Hayward is terrible so he fits in with the rest of your team. Kyrie is right that this team is garbage. He didn't even say that about the 20 win Cavs. To be fair at least the Cavs had a future. Boston is declining HARD.

Jerry Ling hasnt hit a 3 yet LFLMAOO

You are one hour difference and east coast ends at 3. I know in the US the comfiest jobs are 9 to 5. So there is no time to sleep

>canadian pretending to be a bucks fan
bucks don't have fans

Kyrie is the #1 reason the Celtics are suck giant cock right now though

What do you think the possibility of Toronto purposely throwing games by playing shitty line ups to maintain the 2 seed (avoids playing Philly/Boston in the 2nd round)

If he opened his eyes he would be the next curry

Via instagram posts and nba app box scores
No one watchs basketball here

I figured most fans were in central/eastern Europe.

Also it is weird watching soccer games at night when you are used to watching them in the morning

Indiana is unironically better than both of those teams even without Oladipo

Fuck is wrong with these refssss

Do you guys record games?

These refs arent even trying to be subtle

Yo wtf is going on in Detroit

what do you clippers fans think of shamet so far? as great as tobias has been for us, we gave up a little too much. shamet plus 2 first rounders was too much. should have either kept one of those first rounders or kept shamet. hated to see shamet go.

There are sites with full games
I watch them tho, since i finish work around 1-2am

Based

fuck, thought i was in /vg/

MALICE AT THE LIL CAESARS ARENA

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Silver made the call. League isn't letting Raps win shit. Fuck the NBA with a long dick.

FUCK THE REFS AND FUCK LITTLE CEASERS

WE PIZZA PIZZA

Silver's payback, you were supposed to lose the Portland game and increase the separation between his backu-up Bucks since the Cs suck. Danny's never been ejected in his career btw, this is the closest it has come.

>My team

I was sad when the jazz traded Hayward because they had such extreme potential, and the way he played shows he's a team player and looking to work together. Boston had the same team chemistry and Hayward is a great addition but Kyrie is too toxic.
Every player is feeling the wedge that Kyrie is driving between them and he even shit on the fact Marcus gave that they're not on the same page

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1st round preview?

Dwane Casey is going to coach the Raptors out of the playoffs one last time

Chip-tier poise after that whistlefest shitshow

Little Caesar's is actually my go-to when I'm lazy af

Its directly on the way home from work...

Maker is the blackest nigga ever

tobias is a max contract player you retard. shamet lol. west did this because he knows kawhi and others want to go to la. these others are slightly better than tobias

Hayward is a great team player. By missing all his shots he gives his teammates a chance to get more offensive rebounds.

>Shamreddit

JACK MAD

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how hard is it to get a driver's license? i'm autistic and afriad to think about having an instructor let alone being next to the proctor for the road test. i had a permit before but it expired.

just want to get around and play ball and watch ball games if i had a car.

jews did this

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We need Jack after dark on west coast trips

Detroit would be a top 5 team(in the east) if Reggie Jackson didnt try his hardest to sandbag the team every single game

It's easy but have constant practice

Lmfao @ Thon guarding Siakam. Lanky ass niggers

>do test
>get license

>we gave up too much
kek

Your final (You)
Shame on me for taking this piss poor bait. The day of the rake and your annexation will be glorious

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get an old guy for your instructor, they nice

examiners are a crapshoot

>Tobias Harris is a max player
>This is what filthadelphian heroin addicts actually believe

>THEY CANT FUCK WIT THAT
~Lowry after forcing a foul on a drive

guess what faggot. gordon hayward is a max player apparently

Sixers mortgaged their future for expiring contracts when they cant beat the bucks or raptors. It's a shame since they could have been really good for years.

>get an old guy for your instructor

>tfw all the instructors at the driving school I went to were brown caribbean dudes

LOWRY TAKING OVER

STFU LEAFS

Based pitbull dabbing on all the pistons players

Just realized that we'll have home advantage in every game against Detroit in the playoffs.

Hayward had the same injury as PG so hes gonna be as good as PG despite being a massive liability that no team would want. Just ask the leltics fans lmao

He was a max player before the injury

No he wasn't lmao

>the Lakers have become a perennial laughingstock
Is this the best timeline?

You're a moron

Why even bother posting if it's going to be so lame. Your comebacks are as soft as your boy Hayward lmao

Yes actually

Include boston and it is

Was PG a Max player the second year after his injury? Look at Hayward’s stats in Utah you fucking autist literally same as Georges

Only if the GM was fucking braindead

POW3LL

most of the players playing pick up ball at 24 hour fitness are better than hayward

ice in this mans veins

kek get fucked Zaza

FUCK ZAZA

Zaza Pachulia is on an active roster while Melo sits at home eating donuts.

Let that sink in for a minute

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zaza gonna kill kawhi on the way out

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YOU PACHULIAAAAAAAAA

Is this max player

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Veteran roster spots are underrated. It sickens me that rosters would rather fill their 10-15th spots with 20 year old G League monkeys because they have "potential" to drop 12pts in a game against the Hornets.

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I HOPE ZAZAS ANKLE EXPLODES ON HIS WAY OUT FUCK THAT BITCH

i guarantee you havent looked at PGs stats the first season back from injury you brainlet

NORMAN POWELL IS THE FUTURE OF THE RAPTORS

GIVE HIM A MAX CONTRACT RIGHT NOW MASAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kawhi is staying now cause Saikam bodied Zaza :)

Is this? :^)

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Forreal this playoff series would be kino as fuck

NUCLEAR

THis game is basically a pre-playoff game. Pistons want to show Toronto they’re not bitches. Zaza gonna kill someone

Remember last year when leltics fans wouldn't trade Tatum for AD straight up? Most delusional fanbase in sports. They make Lakers fans seem mentally stable.

Your shit ass team gave your shit coach a standing ovation and then lost to his new team at home

wtf am i looking at fuck you ben afflek

Hey Canadabros. How did it feel to get raped by a single man every year in the playoffs?

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Literally nothing could make lakespics seem stable

Playing the Pistons in round 1 would be fun as fuck

All part of the newest NBA storyline bro. This crazy ass game is part two.

WHY ARE THE CAVS TRYING TO WIN

>Autists want to argue about contracts but can’t even recognize a stat line
Neck yourself cunt ;)

Someone please tell me why the Nuggets mascot is in Detroit?

Only the best player in NBA history could beat the Raptors. I'll take it.

he is literally married you incel moron

Hot take: tanking breeds forever losers. The Cavs still have winners on their roster and it creates a healthy culture for their rebuild.

>Magic will play up to the Warriors, Bucks, and Raptors
>losing to the lowly Cacaliers

Ibaka is a fucking trash teammate. Last game he was freaking out at Danny Green after some defensive slip. Danny was like “ok relax, relax” and Nurse benched Ibaka because of his sperg out.

Now he’s trying to chew out Mccaw despite him being one of the better defenders.

You can take the nigger out of Africa but you cant take the Africa out of the nigger

No they don't their best players are former Lakers dude

I don't think any NBA fan in their right mind thinks the Magic can seriously compete. Their best bet is being a middle of the pack team and selling tickets like the Pacers.

he literally has no skills other than being really tall

*cant take the nigger out of the nigger

Got a webm or yt link? Surge feeling a little redundant and underappreciated after a career-high winter as the main big man, he overcompensates by being even more vocal.

Zaza deserves first star for the emotional lift

>Raptors
>first round exit intensifies

>Kennard
red-headed stepchild of the refs

I don't blame you, but you legit don't watch the Cavs then. Clarkson is their best bench scorer, but their best players are Kevin Love, Osman, Tristan, and Delly. Delly is being properly used and his vet PG experience is lovely to watch, he was extremely misused in Milwaukee. This Cavs team is actually not bad on paper, but Kevin Love being deactivated for the first half of the season and resting Tristan repeatedly throughout, it's only obvious the organization is trying to tank. Cavs have been rebuilding correctly.

LETS GO RAPTOR

I wonder what desperate team someone from here could intentionally fuck up beyond repair

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Based jack making the black chick laugh

Westbrook has no J. I knew this fuck was overrated. I knew he couldn't carry a team, he had help in Oladipo and Sabonis and Adams when people think he dragged the Thunder to the playoffs without KD.

No but it was early in the Blazers game. You can probably catch it if you watch a replay of the whole game.

i can fix my lakeys

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Does the Magic forget that theyre the Magic sometimes? They lose to Cleaveland and Knicks but beat Warriors, Raptors and Pacers

They're going to hire Kobe as GM when they fire Pelinka and Magic resigns

>whole team of hero ballers

id hire hinksjinxs

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kek. it's prob Cuban who pitched this idea to Silver. i wonder if Hinkie will be one of the judges/sharks.

Thunder are top 5 worst teams in the west without pg

SAVE US SIAKAM

kobe would sign bud hield first

Blake with the street ball foul on that starving African

i would make fun of this idea but then realized that they literally hired Pelinka because he was Kobes agent

SAVE US PASCAL AND DANNY

Lets go Toronto Raptor

Based

you literally eat dog

Celtics and Lakers suck dick.

RAPTOR IS A FUCKING FRAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What does he even do?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kawhi makes this team world class

How do we fix the Pistons?

He will be in top 15 all time scorers with 2nba championships in a few years after he leaves the pelicans

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>salad

>72 ips
Autists

Lonzo

Was it autism?

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nothing

everything

Yes they're rebuilding correctly by drafting an undersized SG they don't even think is in their future plans

1ST RD EXIT INCOMING THIS IS A PREVIEW OF GAME 4

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK

ITS OVER

BLOW IT UP

BUILD AROUND MCCAW

literally just give the ball to Siakam to iso

i gotchu

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im eating a fucking whole cake if the raptors lose i dont fucking care anymore bros

It was pretty easy in my area. I did fail the first time but that was because I was borrowing a large van that was akward to drive for a rookie like me. Hit something backing up. I used a small car the next time time and passed with flying colors

The Sixers wouldn't lose 4-1 to the Pistons...

WE THE SWEPT

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What kind of cake

He's getting nothing against Blake and Drummond, you need outside shooting to beat this team

Yea it's over. Refs gave Pisstons this game.

IM ABOUT TO FUCKING SCREAM IF WE LOSE THIS

I texted Kawhi. He wants out.

gasol is JV but not good

WHERE IS MY CAKE

I SWEAR I'M GOING TO EAT THE ENTIRE THING I DONT FUCKING CARE ANYMORE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOWRY IS ACTUALLY BEING CLUTCH

OH NOOOOOOOOOO FUCK BROS SIAKAM FORGOT HOW TO PLAY DEFENSE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK

WHAT THE FUCK BROS WE WERE SUPPSOED TO BE GOOD WITHOUT CASEY

>kiddie doesn't into dog
what are you, sentimental?

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WHAT IS MASAI'S FAX MACHINE NUMBER? I NEED TO SEND HIM SOME DEFENSIVE SCHEMES ASAP

>he thinks im suggesting they post up siakam instead of give him the ball on the perimeter and watch him blow by his defender and dunk the ball in 3 strides

Gasol and Lowry prioritizing shots over Pascal is unironically going to make this team regress on offense

This shitty PG just cost Detroit the game

Finally Gasol gets a call.

Ewww

>these faggot ass refs sucking the craptors off

*photobombs the post-game interview*

Reminder: Always think the opposite of what the capslock canadian posts. That's the key to his too cool humor.

CHEESECAKE. DOES FUCKING MATTER THAT IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

FRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS

I wish I could kill and eat dogs without legal consequence. Fuck dogs.

>the raptors cant stop a reggie jackson pick and roll

first round exit confirmed bros its over

Get used to this you fat Canadian chinks, it’s how your team is going to look all next year :)

That shit is disgusting

white people

WE ARE FRAUDULENT

GIVE THE 2ND SEED TO THE NETS

Gimme some Overtime

GOOD DEFENSE
DANNY GREEN GAMEWINNER INCOMING

CLUTCH TIME CMON

SUB KAWHI IN. MASAI DO IT NOw DOIT
MASAI

OT this shit

Why not give ball to Blake

We just finna ignore OKC being down double digits to Memepiss?

i cant take it bros

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If Lowry takes a contested fadeaway jumper or gasol gets the ball on the block with 3 guys ganging up on him while he refuses to pass instead of giving the ball to siakam im going to take a shit on my carpet

WE THE CHOKE

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MARC YOU SUCK

Nurse 500IQ play just now, would have shit myself if gasol made that

I thought that was going in

Alright Jeremy Lin close this shit

I'm terrified that the Pistons might actually get this 7th seed. We have to let the Magic win if we face them again.

honestly, i feel like nba gms are retards. for example
imagine picking ayton over luka

ogugua anunoby

New thread you lazy bums

...

Casey will have his revenge

Lin is shit today

>Harden LITERALLY travels on every 3 he shoots

you wouldn't get away with that shit in a ymca men's league

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>Celtics down by 30
>Kyrie sits for an entire quarter
>Celtics cut lead to 9
>Kyrie re-enters game
>Celtics get blown out

Has Kyrie been exposed as a meme this year? I mean the Celtics were the 1 seed last year and were one quarter away from the finals with a squad of literal whos. Now they're fighting for the 5 seed with Kyrie.

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Did you reserve your ticket to space jam 2 yet?

The Celtics are awful on the road. No matter what, they will have to play on the road in the second round. They will most likely be playing the Bucks who have the bigs that shit all over the Celtics.

Celtics will be lucky to take 2 games against the Bucks. They will lose in the second round if they somehow get past the Pacers in 7.

People say the NBA is better when the Lakers and Knicks are good. But IMO I think it's better when the Pistons are firing on all cylinders