OFFICIAL AAF SAN ANTONIO COMMANDERS @ BIRMINGHAM IRON GAMETHREAD

It's cold and wet after the rain, so most Southerners won't bother.

some 'bama dude told me, it was pouring over there so it might be that.

GO IRON, BABY

4-0 HERE >WE COME

The Sexpress would booty blast both these teams.

so mad

Nice catch, fuckface. Lmao

are they using canned crowd noise?

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Why is this thread so dead? Both games yesterday had very active threads.

Yeah, I'm down on the coast and the weather is even bad here. There's a storm front moving through the state, I think.

Not shocked, most rednecks are afraid of water, soap and proper hygiene

Commanders and Iron fans are cazzies.

>GET IN HERE
It's MLS season, retard.

CAUSE I'M HERE TO SUCK DICK

I'm mostly paying attention to the 4CC right now. Just watching Iron on the side.

who gives a fuck about soccer

>my little sawker
wew

Doop

True, but he didn't say GET OUT OF HERE, that would apply a bit more properly.

Cummanders are aweful in the red zone

Nice hold, defense!

My
Lips
Suck dick

Stop

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Are you Old Bay without your trip on?

>Amateur Divegrass

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lel

Solid run. Gotta get the rushing game going.

Injury timeouts are bullshit without thicc mommy trainers on the field.

We need that ref chick with the good butt from yesterday's game.

Supposed to be around 25 degrees F early Monday morning in S.A., Texas. Golly gee.

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The Hotshots trainer had the best ass

The Cardinals would bootyblast both of these shit teams

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Hotshots would wreck the Tardinals.

oh im sorry but did the iron loose already

Uncle Rico not looking to hot today so far, he'll get it together though

>implying that Wolford won't lead the Hotshots to the Super Bowl in 2021 after the AAF and the NFL trade Cardinals for hotshots

BASED ARIZONABOO

Did they get rid of the QB mics?

There has been a lot of cussing and I'm certain babies have been complaining.

Holy shit, Birmingham won't have any OLine left at this rate.

He went to high school here desu

QBs can opt out of it, like Hackenberg did

That would've been a nice play, too bad the pass was a bit underthrown.

>pee-rez

perez pls ;_;

Ross is better than Richardson.

Perez has been disappointing so far, but I still believe in Latino Heat.

HUT

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More like Pow.

football hit. :)

LMAO, that was ridiculous

Fucking chimps.

ITS GETTIN HEATED

>refs ability to see what is actually happening.

BAMBOOZLED

I have no idea what just happened.

Holy shit, the refs are literally brain fucking dead.

>I'm gonna have to show my kid. See, life isn't fair.
Lmao commentator BTFO the refs.

You just witnessed a stab in the back.

doopin cringe post, my boy(girl)

Iron finally getting something going.

Hearing the players telling each other to go fuck themselves is quite quaint. I hope the NFL adopts hot mics for next season.

Yes, but some of us aren’t complete faggots.

fleet

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>kamikaze’d

Makes you wonder how often proper NFL QBs sperg out to their coaches

>blacks shucking and jiving as usual.
>two Iron players push two Commander players for who knows what.
>one of the Commander players who got pushed runs into an Iron player because he got pushed into him.
>refs call the flag on the Commander player.

It is a developmental league for everyone.

Admiral Nelson shall return and we shall be victorious once again.

GET YOUR HARDHATS ON, BOYS

>loses to memepiss.

Could any NFL coach just go coach at a high school and win infinite state championships?

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they called it on the Iron though, the punt was recovered around the 40 but they started around the 25-30, the announcers are stupid and called it the other way.

cute snek.

the boat has been yote

>imagine not liking boats

Well, at least they're not down at the half.

I was halfway paying attention.

development league for everyone, including commentators.

Yeah, I don’t like losers.

We're not gonna let SA score a TD.

We are a second half team!

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Excuse me, but have the boats already been eliminated? in fact, is only half of the season.. etc, etc

That’s just a bad angle, r-right?

>perez
>0 (zero) TDs in 3.5 games
how is this possible?

Ya... Tornadic weather was pushed south at the last minute
twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/1102332024394842113

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Remember, Legion Field can hold almost 80,000 people. Also, it was raining really hard right before the game.

BS. Pic related can only hold 71,000

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Trent Richardson is too strong.

Yeet the Fleet

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>livestormchasing.com/stream/brandon.copic

deadly weather all in SE USA... :(

Only Belichick. The rest would struggle to make the playoffs. Too many NFL coaches have no guts to go for it on 4th down and lean on tallent. They'd be flabbergasted to see coaches in Texas who aren't afraid to go for it on 4th down. The best coaching takes place at the HS level because you have no real talent to lean on and must developed disciplined players in order to win.

>showing mic'd up highlights
>nothing with Hack
They blew it.

>DON'T GET STUPID PENALTIES
>QUIT GETTIN STUPID PENALTIES
having a mic on Spurrier is going to pay dividends

hack got pissed when they were making fun of his mic'd up segments so he refused to wear a mic starting a week or two ago

Come down here and say that motherfucker i will blast your ass

is he going to be okay? have they announced whether or not his injury will prevent him from starting?

>stops wearing a mic
>gets benched
Really makes you think.

>3-3 at the half
who do you think will win, Birmnigham or the Cummanders

Hack is riding the pine now in favor of Mettenchad. They don't mic up clipboard holders.

This is sad. San Antonio's duct taped Alamodome had half of it blocked off and still had 29,000 show up.

The seating capacity at Legion Field is 71,594 currently. It use to be more but they down sized it in the 90s.

Bleachers vs comphy stadium seats bro.

Stadium seats take up more space. Getting poo-in-the-loo close on bleachers means that more people can watch.

S.A. is the 7th largest metro area in the USA.
You had lots of curious people.
Even UTSA gets decent crowds.
>food/beer

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Kinda wanna visit one of those Top Golf meme ranges

It's Texas, that attendance figure is somewhat embarrassing. Should have been more, but the Alamodome is such a shit venu, no parking, and not enough people around to support such an activity. Impressive though since this league tried to go to smaller cities. I just hope it lasts.

T-Rich is a fucking meme

Come on down !
BTW... bitter cold next 2 days.

>topgolf.com/us/san-antonio/

He stops being a meme within 5 yards of the endzone.

Comm/a/nders

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boring game tbqhwyf

Reminder that Texas is not that densely populated. Texas only has a population of 33,000,000 despite being the size of France. As such there are no people living between the cities to inflate numbers, and all attendees can only come from the cities themselves

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E A S T E R
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Most of the coaches in this league are way too conservative

Can't exactly drive down to San Antonio from here mate

PEPSI
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>Ironfags really think that they can beat the Apollos with this sorry ass offense

Holy fuck just give us the championship already.

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I’m drinking a Pepsi right now

Cummanders unironically drink Pepsi

Indeed.

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PEPSI

P E P S I
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PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI

I'm more of a Mountain Dew guy!

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Took a long nap and missed the 1st half. Any highlights?
It's because they've only been together two months as a team

Almost a double turnover. Damn commanders almost had a first down on a punt!

That nigger with the low IQ play

Don’t fucking do that.

>blast your ass
Deliverance style?

Two dumb niggers. How didn't that Cummander get the takeaway?

Not a single punt returner in the AAF is getting an NFL contract.

Seriously, if Perez had better receivers he would be lighting up the entire league

Jesus imagine how rich the people that own that must be.

Did that dude spit out a tooth? Hot damn, what a hit

>even more new ads
Glad to see the league is doing well

It really isn't. One of the problems with San Antonio is that it doesn't have much of a metro population. Had the Alamodome got built in San Marcos, Austin and San Antonio could have had a go to venue. Instead they built the thing in a hard to get to area with no parking. Houston and DFW are the big metro areas, San Antonio is like a land island. It is strange. A butt ton of traffic on I-35 and I-10, but the surrounding areas are somewhat quiet.

It's awful to watch. He's either the best or second best QB in the league easily, and I don't think he even has a touchdown yet.

TRich is slow as fuck and can't find a hole, but he is incredibly strong/

IRON FIGHTING

WHAT A PICK

>Perez

he finally got a good receiver lmao

He should convert to FB.

And some of you think he's the best QB in the league.

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PEPSI
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>YOU GONNA DO WHAT?

>peerez

Goddammit, Perez. What the fuck are we going to do with him?

>Perez picked off by Sanchez
It sounds like I'm watching soccer

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>the average NFL punter is 6’2” 214lbs
Why?

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BRING IN MANZIEL. PEREZ IS DONE

Gotta take hits and hit as well, unlike sissy place kickers

The absolutely state of the "Iron" curtain

fuck Kroenke

The taller you are the higher you can kick

It's simple physics

This aint over. Im not ready to hand to the pollos the title of best team in the alliance

Boats and Irons broship strong

Should Yao Ming be a punter

but why kickers are manlettos then

The amount of people that just went ">perez" meme spouting proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Yea Forums.

calm down, it's just bantz

No, he is even taller so should be a WR. Then the QB could just throw it at 7 feet in the air and ignore the defense entirely

There is literally no counter to this strategy

>birmnigham zinc

>the aluminum sheet

Probably because in 7th grade Manlettos have no other choice

CUMMANDERS TOUCHDOWN

He is though. Imagine Tom Brady being on the Browns and you'd get a similar situation to Luis Perez on the Iron.

>the state of this poster

It's over. The Chadmanders have arrived.

Now that the Commanders have the momentum, it’s time to put in the meme QB.

Comm/a/nders touchdown!

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Just give the trophy to the Apollos

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The counter is that he'd be so clumsy that he’d be out of the game after the first tackle. This is why NBA teams don’t only have 7-footers, because they’re too injury prone

We still want nothing to do with you

Who dis ?

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Wish I knew

Perez is SHOOK

What about Andre the Giant?

How would a regular defender even go about tackling that?

If the ponies didn't suck this could have been upset weekend.

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I just don't know if Perez can consistently perform throughout the season. I'm not sure if he can do this. I was hoping he would improve by now.

Maybe now people will believe me when I say Birmingham is massively overrated

>They could always get Conan the Bar-

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His receivers suck and his OL is ded, it's hard to judge him too harshly.

He’d be so immobile that any throw to him would be an easy interception. If he did somehow catch the ball then you could just go for his legs. Blocking below is illegal, but tackling isn’t

>Beat Hackenberg
>fluke vs stallions at home
>beat a team that will go 1-9 at very best
>probably end up losing vs San Antonio AT HOME
Remember when these redneck sisterfuckers though they were the best team?

absolute schedulebabbies in the most lopsided division of the whole league

>no pi

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braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

EIGHTY EIGHTY
BLUE EIGHTY EIGHT

Perez is shitting himself all over the field.

He's totally lost his composure.
Injured O-line, never had capable receivers, Perez is feeling overwhelmed.

BEPSI

PEPSI
PEPSI
BEPIS

PEPSI

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Perez needs some COKE

Is this gonna be the first AAF game that doesn’t need more than one gamethread?

Will you provide it?

No this can't be

COME ON TRICH GET IT IN THE ENDZONE

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Perez, fucking PLEASE. Your defense is doing so much.

I'd like to see the actual count of how many total false starts have happened so far in the AAF.

This has not been an exciting game.

hUUUUt

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WHOOOOHOOHOOHOO
WHOOOOHOOHOOHOO

>Ross

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAA
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA

[YEAAAAAAAAAAing intensifies]

Time to change teams I guess. Go Commanders.

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worst game in the season by far

You better stay with who you picked, bastard

>"birmingham is better than orlando"

Iron games have been boring all season.

>only 6 more minutes until THE Orlando Football Apollos become the only undefeated team in the league

Still the GOAT defense

true

>mfw when Fefags though >Perez was a good QB
>mfw Fefags though they were comparable to Apollos or Hotshots

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>tfw you're the only undefeated team

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Are the Chadmanders, dare I say it, back?

That Iron curtain is amazing to see

This goal line defense, holy shit.

holy fuck this red zone d tho

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How are the Iron so powerful at the goal line on both offense and defense, but totally fucking up everywhere in between?

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DENIED

Fuck man, imagine being a D player at Irons. You have a 10/10 game to see the O blow the game and do fuck all
Guess that's how the Express felt with Hackenberg

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COMMANDOS GET SOME C4 IN THAT WALL

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THE IRON CURTAIN IS IMPENETRABLE

Absolute godlike goal line defense. Imagine if the Iron had a decent offense.

GOAL LINE STAND!

FARROW ABSOLUTELY KEKED

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The opposite of your mom.

>Texans cant tear down the wall

RUH ROH

We may lose this game but that goal line stand makes it all worth it.

I'm so happy

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FARROW SEETHING SO FUCKING HARD LMAO

Holy shit, that goal line defense is incredible.

Holy shit

Good Game, birmicucks. Glad you got smelled while my pollos remain undefeated :)

God, those seats are empty.

alive?

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Hyping up for an ONSIDE CONVERSION

That goal line stand was the best thing I've seen in the AAF so far.

This league needs a 3 point conversion because this game about to be a one point lead if Birmingham scores and two's. Second time this week if that happens!

>13th grade football
>incredible

You there?

Would love to see an attempt.

Cuckmanders are going to choke this away.

Don’t worry, Interception incoming

This isn't college ball

>college football
>incredible

>you there?
If so, that's sad.

What’s the score?

Prove the doubters wrong Perez

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>the south
>intelligent
>not on insulin

CMON SCORE I WANNA SEE AN ONSIDE 4TH AND 17

Then why are you spending time watching it and posting in the thread if it's so unimpressive? Do you just enjoy mediocre shit?

Yea Forums predicted that once everyone sees what surrounds Legion Field, that they'll never make the return trip. Can't say that I disagree.

What the fuck are you even talking about, you drooling retard?

PEREZ YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Get the fuck out the thread if you don't like it

Yes, I enjoy making mediocre people angry.

>Sanchez playing dirty

The AAF and false starts. Is there a more iconic duo in sports?

>Urrrn begging for flags
this is getting embarrassing.

Forget the onside conversion, they have more chances kicking a field goal and then hoping for a pick six

Stop these fucking flags.

Perez and zero td passes

This is nearing unwatchable.

it feels like a real NFL game

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Cummanders trying to bail out the Iron.

>All these flags

AAF want to be like NFL so bad

smdh

And not in the good way, but the way that makes me hope Goddell gets aids and testicular cancer after a 30-inch-dick mandingo tears his asshole way

>GORGEOUS LEGION FIELD
>LEGION FIELD
>GORGEOUS

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TRENT THA FATASS GOD

what's even going on

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Richardson is about to get another 1 yard TD.

Nobody ever kicks the FG and onsides first. It is always the bigger score first. The one time I saw the opposite approach, the Bears missed the FG.

Truly the greatest 2 ypc RB of all time.

2 GOAL LINE STANDS?

GOAL LINE STAND: THE GAME

This is unironically rigged as fuck.

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Another flag, holy fuck.

Refs really want Iron to get this touchdown.

>all fucking day plus a lunchbreak
Jesus at a certain point just run it in

goal line stand simulator 2019

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

L M A O
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haha benuldy :-DDD
hodlin :DDd
audomadig firs down :-D :Dddd

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WE ONSIDE 4TH DOWN NOW

TRENT RICHARDSON THE ULTIMATE GOAL LINE BACK

EAT SHIT OTHER RBs

You're no IRON CURTAIN, Cuckmanders.

It's the only area of the field where he is able to unleash his full power.

TFW no 3 point conversion rule.

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Now we got a game boys

NO NO NO NO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN THIS

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>one point game
DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S ONE OR THREE

NO TO'S, JUST RUN THE BALL BITCH

>richardson gets another rd
>media continue to praise him as the best RB in the league despite the fact he hasn't gotten over 60 yards in a game

Friendly reminder that the league wants the iron undefeated because TBS got the rights to the pollos game last second

So can a team just convert onside 4th and 12s forever to never give the other team the ball?

If they added a 3 point conversion from the 10 yard line, I'd be 100% on board.

ONSIDE CONVERSION INCOMMING

It's a touchdown, no sky god needed.

ONSIDE CONVERSION TIME LADS

Damn.

JUST

A P O L L O S
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HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK, PEREZ?

LMAO
M
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>LMAO
>M
>A
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ONSIDECEPTION

BALLGAME

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I knew Perez couldn't convert that.

Meme conversion fails.

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>iron

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He's the most recognizable name so they are shilling him hard. It's end-of-career Bettis all over again, where he sat his fat ass on the bench until it was 1st down at the goal line and they'd just feed him 4 straight carries and talk about how great he was when he finally found his way in

AHHHHHH SUPPORT FOR MY RULE IDEA!

I always thought from the 10 would be a fair place. Ought to put a 1 point attempt from the one yard line, 2 from the three, and 3 from the ten. Better finishes.

>MEXICAN qbs

>Get handed a free touchdown by the refs
>Choke on the onside conversion
>Sate of Perez

Damn that's brutal.

Yes

Imagine being an Iron defensive player. Playing so well, doing your job and then the offense just keeps going out there and giving the ball back to put you on the field again.

the team attempting the conversion has to either be down by 17 points or at any score within the last 5 minutes of a half

No, you can only do it if you’re down by 17 or if there’s less than 5 minutes left

no you have to be trailing by 17 points to be allowed to do it. The point requirement is waived in the final 5 minutes, but you still have to be trailing.

LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>iron

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Hahahahahahha

Get fucked Iron cunts

RUST TO RUST

To be fair, end of career bettis could barely walk down stairs. Same with riggins

SEAWEED SNACKS

In order to attempt an onside conversion, you have to be trailing by 17 points. However, in the final 5 minutes of a half, you can attempt it as long as you’re trailing.

>imagine losing a single game in the AAF

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That's a nifty rule

>The city of the """"""undefeated""""""" iron

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I didn’t want to believe it but
>squeaking out over the glue
>kangz
>mempiss
I was just hoping it wasn’t true

In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more,
One and nineteen more....

Running backs have the shortest pro careers out of all positions so it takes serious grit and pain to be playing when they're old. Once they hit their mid-30s they deserve the praise.

>surround one the biggest stadiums in the country with section 8 housing
Black mayors were a mistake

It's pretty crazy how relevant this song is right now.

>game over
and now commences the 6 hour long search to find the third world channel for the next game

honestly big iron should be birminghams fight song and nick name lol

and by third world channel, you mean youtube?

For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, Yea Forums was right again.

we lose because the Iron heads did not come out today

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honestly big iron should be birminghams fight song and nick name lol

youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs

Would be a big 'Fuck You' to the Arizona Hotshots since the song is about an Arizona Ranger.

I'm glad someone else realizes this.