Why is this allowed

why is this allowed

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>and they score 1 goal

The state of shitty

a horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be

So this is the power of the EPL?

state of farmers

>80% possession
>1 goal
Pep is fucking done

Can someone call an ambulance for Germany since they're having a stroke

but Yea Forums swore pep couldn't do it in england??????????????

a good horse doesnt jumping higher than it have to be
Thats what I meant -_-

EZ

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Thats still pretty bad English m8

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you just know they'll choke to some CL shitter

based

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?

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Soccer is so pathetic
jesus

please do NOT bully germany

Great post. Changed my life.

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based (upvote) first world education

???

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I can't speak any other languages and, yet, I'm still laffing at this

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A good horse only jumps as high as necessary

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?

Thank you for this Germany

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> no mention of the leaked audio about city and FFP

I think I know which oil niggers fund this forum.

put me in the screencap

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>Mehmet in charge of his new pajeetdroid phone

I watched this game, city spent large amounts of time preventing Bournemouth attacking, by passing the ball around the defense. Nobody wanted to attack at all, apart from the attackers, but the rest of the team spoiled the game. Also the ref allowed city to constantly foul when Bournemouth tried to counter attack, it was the most awful football. And if everyone played like this, there would be no sport at all, the game would be dead inside, like PSG.

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Jesus Christ lad

Is an horse an athlete?

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I don't think I'm smart enough to comprehend this, lads

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an athlete that good doesn't jockey to be have it that

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yes

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very true, hans.

the fuck cunt?

nice proxy joke

Are you drunk?

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>a horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be
Is he trying to say " A good horse doesn't have to jump" and fed it to google translator?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

fuck this shit, im paying my debts now

Kek.

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drunk is no excuse for that nonsense

I think he means "A good horse doesn't jump higher than it has to" which means Man City didn't need to score more than 1 goal. Even putting aside his tenuous grasp on the language that has made up this board for the past 11 years, he's dead wrong.

I think anwser is 7 fren.

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youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4

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Yeah, you know, I never thought of it that way.

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I think my mother speaks better English than this

Why is everyone replying to him

that's a lot of (you)'s achmed, what are you going to spend it all on?

absolutely transcendent

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absolutely based

"a horse, who is that good, doesn't jump before it has to do"


am i solved it riddle ? ?

Thanks for ruining our reputation on Yea Forums.

Bruh

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basically this

I think it's more like "a horse, who is that good, doesn't jump harder than it has to".

Based and redpilled

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Put me in the screencap

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

What did he mean by this?

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a good horse doesn't jumping higher than it needs to

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Are you one of those many Syrian brain surgeons or astronauts that Germany has been blessed with?

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Truly the Einstein of our time

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>best league in the world, very entertaining

Extremely high IQ post

possibly too high

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haha. put me in the screen cap

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this

basiert und rotgepillt

based strokeposting

Vinicius was playing in the Real B team and then they called him to main team

The only reason he is being criticized too much is because he was hyped by others so much and thought to be the one to replace Ronaldo but he isn't even playing in ronaldo's position. The one to replace ronaldo should be benzema. Vinicius is a talented 18 yo winger. He is still developing

I don't understand why all the responsibility is on him. Valdano already said that Raul had the same problem as vinicius and that these problems are fixable in training

>not speaking English
That's very very fine by me

Thanks for giving us other germans a bad reputation here...

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The horse haver jumping that it have to be indeed

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put me in the screencap

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I don't get it

Nevermind I get it now

based and jumpingpilled

lel

u aight turk boi

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Based

kek

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inspiring

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this should be a 4channel banner

"a horse that good doesn't jump higher than it has to"
once you get what (he) means, it's not entirely terrible
still awful, mind

>Wonder why this thread is still up
>See this

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el germANO senores ajojaoajajajjjjj

Nope that's still wrong m8, would you like to try again?

hmmmm

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u wot

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A decent showing from BMouth desu

Well, Gandhi said it first.

I've been laughing at this shit for hours

Based retard

That's a neat quote, bro. Mind if I post it on twitter?

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Guys put me in the screenshot thanks

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Gimme a sec bruv.

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Chile

couldn't agree more

woke

will get this tattoo if Liverpool win the league

put me in the screencap init

>aids dog

Unless the haver horse good jumping doesn't have to be

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I think he meant

>A horse that good doesn't jump higher than it has to

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are you ok?

high IQ post

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Enlightened post.

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pardon my >American education, but isn't the only habitable area of greenland, like, right on the south coast?
This is probably a proxy though, so why am I trying[

What a crazy looking place

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Look maximum comfy.

>greenland
>it's all white

Wew lad

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Truly the Edgar Allen Poe of our times

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What a cancerous thread. Not that it hasn’t been confirmed a billion times already but this fucking dump has become a giant subreddit

t.seething janny

MAGNIFICENT post

Appreciate your post

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What the fuck did he mean by this?

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

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Well then......

i dont know about the habitable area of greenland, but there are/were at least 2 real greenlander user's on /int/

exactly

hahaha look guys he posted some dumb shit now everyone reply to him in hopes of making it into the r/Yea Forums screencap!!!

Deep

I travelled far across the internet to witness this post
Thank you wise hans

based el paraguayANO exposing us for our shadiness

it's not funny, it's actually a great thought when you actually understand the post behind the typos

based Schreiben nach Gehör zoomer

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soul
soulless

I may never watch the EPL again desu

What

he's not wrong you know

Makes you think

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haha le ebin multianswer post xDD:
upvoted :D
include me in screencap xDXDXDxD

good post

Only real pundits know what this means

A words coming to me
It coming . . .
[spoiler]NONCE![/spoiler]

How in the hell does this have 140 replies
It's not even that bad though mildly amusing

T. Fun police

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inspiring post

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i want to be the last reply desu

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name?

Last reply

Not anymore

We did it reddit

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turkish arabic to english is unreliable on google translate

I wanna see the screencap tbqh

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really gets the synapses firing

wot?

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last reply before I kill myself

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Don't worry m8, your english is better than our german.

Garb me in the SS for toasting bread anons

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el alemANO

put me in boss

Last reply

ding-dong diddly

last reply

what did we mean by this?

kys

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interesting

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Crying

I literally have hiccups over laughing at this wtf

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Woah.

Screencap here I am

german bro wtf....

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I'm not a proxy. South, west, east and some of the northwestern parts are where the citiea are at. Nuuk being the biggest with around 18.000 people.

Lmao

You are not from Greenland, you are from Denmark. Quit lying to yourself.

>haven't lurked in Yea Forums in weeks
>see this

Bless you Hans

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TWAIN IS A MERC
TWAIN IS A MERC
TWAIN IS A MERC
TWAIN IS A MERC
TWAIN IS A MERC
TWAIN IS A MERC

I tought you krauts had good english.

B A S E D
A
S
D

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Typical pep boreball. He wastes time with possession.

stay strong german bro

Fuck I'm in tears and my abs hurt

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witnessed

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last reply

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cringe

very best

This.
Also a horse is also an athlete.

ebin xDDDD

Come again?

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What did he mean by this?

Bump

THIS is the post

Still going? How based can u be?

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>yurop hasn't mastered bennyball
Sad!

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tell me that goal came at the 96th , that would be the greatest addition to this

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I aint no dane faggot.

nice VPN faggot

can you take a photo out of your window? I am just curious to see greenland

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this

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>all die (du)‘s

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hes crying about the backlash he has recieved for this post, please don't bully him so much

??

Im not cry... im wonder how stupid you have to be to make a big deal out over some simple mistakes. Yes my english is Bad, but im learning and trying my best!

200IQ nigga

1000 IQ, only retards and scousers don't understand this

Germanbro, it's fine. The majority of the people responding don't even speak a second language. I think we're more laughing with you, rather than at you.

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OH NO NO NO
Lass gut sein Brudi

I'm an Aussie living in Germany (visiting Aus atm), and i fuck up in German all the time - one time I asked my coworkers "Alles im Schritt?" instead of "Alles im Griff?". They laughed at me, but now we all laugh at it and it's become a joke.

Learning a language is hard, but ya gotta embrace the mistakes, not take it all too serious and learn to laugh at yourself. We're all gonna make it

Probably a Syrian lol

don't try, it's a gabage language, much like this forum.

You were unlucky, that's all. Yous always snowball

Holy fucking kek, it's real

13' sadly, so it was basically a bus parking operation, but still that's a wonderful shot chart

Die Skepsis ist absolut gegeben

Dude, at least I think that your post is genuinely funny. It brought pleasure to so many people. They didn't laugh at you, they laughed with you.

germanstan

Go on

There's "Alles fit im Schritt", which is basically a funny slang way of asking whether everything is fine

Yeah I've heard that, I just got the two mixed up i think

still funny though

Nigga you WHAT

kek

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imagine being this home when you're 1-0 up at home

This but unironically

Is a German horse am athlete?

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>3 Days

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German wisdom is pretty tough to get.

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mob mentality

you've brought so much joy to so many people

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Put me in the screencap

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This makes me feel better about my english

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Erst denken, dann handeln

but it do

Lurk more, faggots.

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>Instagram
apply your'a're self'd

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enlightened post

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Newfags exposing themselves with their pathetic attempts to get into a screenshot which would be posted on reddit

o.o

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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sometime horse need to jumping haver than need to show lion who boss

LOL at the screenshot

post it

I dont have it I'm on my phone having a shit.

well when you're done shitting, post it

Did we make the reddit front page!?!?!?!

HIGHSCHOOL EMBARASSMENT TIER POST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

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How's the shit going, bud?

reddit.com/user/24inches
reddit.com/r/Yea Forums/comments/axozcl/germanys_words_of_wisdom/

Whoever this is, unironically kill yourself

Am I too late to get in the Reddit screenshot?

that's it. what the actual fuck. asshole needs to kill himself twice.

Dont worry my man, its just fun

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It's not even a good thread screencap, Jesus fuck.

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Boruc had a monster game desu

Those rebbit fags might take the piss out of you but you're /ourguy/

Yes

>a horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be

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Ich liebe dich.

>play their usual expansive football, get demolished, "Howe needs to change his tactics against the top teams"
>Change tactics and narrowly get beat by a team vastly superior. "They shouldn't be allowed to do this"

The state of punditry today.

If they had pulled off a draw or even scraped a last minute win as city got more desperate and opened up it would have been hailed as a masterful move.

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extremely patrician post

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brudi...

how do Bournemouth have 0 Shots Blocked if City had 7 shots on target and only won 0-1 ?

also fuck pep

Blocked by defenders. Shouldn't count as a shot desu

one of the few good threads on here. Perhaps YOU are the cancer

put me in the screencap

Ebin thread

wat dis comment meen?

>Whoever this is, unironically kill yourself
reddit.com/user/24inches
reddit.com/r/Yea Forums/comments/axozcl/germanys_words_of_wisdom/

Unironically, yes.

As of now 226 (You).

Fucks sake, this is 229 for sure now.

>an horse

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Based deutsch

S-shut up Baku(a)!

Wew,WEW

A legend in his own time

based retard

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90's kids will understand:)

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I reply too

put me in the screencap

this

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.

Based thread

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