Vancouver Canucks @ Vegas Golden Knights

Just got a real wiff of something nasty. Anyone else?

>whalstrom is a bust
>dobson is a bust
>bouchard is a bust
dodged a bullet desu

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gotta shower more than once a week, lad

>you can continue watching the yankees match on other channels

Based

i honestly didnt know much about quinn hughes before they drafted him. i can see now why jimbo was so happy to be able to draft him.

>watching luckswing

Exactly

if this was a laffs game they would have had their talking heads rambling on about nothing for 30 minutes before the game. but since its not the laffs rogers just doesnt even bother with a pre-game show.

he's an insane skater, pinches in really hard though. if he feeds the puck to petey and boeser it'll work out

>20 mcnuggets for the price of 10
check
>giant bottle of orange perrier
check
>ready to see us get btfo
check

Let's do it

who /hot wings in the oven/ here

>leivos hairline
JUST

>being forced to day drink on the Lord's day while watching >us get rekt
>negro Pavarotti ruining our anthem

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i think he will be a great player but im expecting some growing pains along the way. some of the passes he makes out of his own zone are quite risky and might not work as effectively in the nhl.

>night = knight
hot take

go knights XD

>putting the lyrics up on the screen so Americans will know the words to their own anthem

I can't wait to be rid of Trudeau so I can return to full-strength international banter

>mfw

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>playing imagine dragons
knights cursed the game already

>playing Imagine Dragons

You deserve to lose, Vegas

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kek, you are disgusting

every imagine dragons song is the same. i can see why bands are calling them the worst band in the world

>ep40 can't even score

has beagle scored a goal this season?

I'm amazed they didn't learn after last year. They played that shit brostep band and then lost every single game

>doubting Jay "Snipes" Beagle

He has nearly as many goals this year as Brad Richardson scored on >us last game

Literally 50% of the goals

Is orange perrier like orange soft drink but just lighter?

>eriksson
lmao

It's literally sparkling water with a hint of citrus oil

look at this photograph...

>yfw Imagine Dragons were this decades' Nickelback, but somehow worse

>canucks playing oilels defense

When Reaves lays Elias out cold who will fight him?

Is there smoke on the ice? Can't see shit

hail and stuff

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Dj played this a minute ago, pretty sick selection youtube.com/watch?v=9NpnjXeiBvk&feature=youtu.be

rousell you dumbass

SCAORE SOME FUCKING GOALZ

Phew, thought it was Vancouver that got the "power" play for a minute

I've never drunk perrier. What's the difference between the yellow cup and the orange cup?

hey chara

knights pooperplay

this fucking team can't set up to save their life. it's either giveaways, incomplete passes, or a dump and chase that they never retrieve

>implying playoff experience will fix this

>that pass by petey
>pearson being a shitter can't handle it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you need to fix these to get playoff experience

catch 42 and all

man the canucks are trash

They can't even get something going in power play usually.

>usually
you mean always

>goldy and petey the only ones that can do something
>goldy will get benched for this

If you've had any agua frizzante or sparkling water of any kind, you've had Perrier.

I think the yellow has some lemon flavor and the orange has orange flavor

>implying you can win the Cup without playoff experience

btfo

>implying you can get playoff experience if the team is too shit to even make the playoffs

yea but if >we get playoff experience this year then quinn hughes wont be ready for /ouryear/ next year

Clearly the trick is to trade every rookie for rentals and then `98 Florida Marlins all the way to the Cup

>/nextyear/

Shaping up to be one of the most glorious /ouryears/ of all time 2bh

is bortschi permanently ded?

Cool fucking game

at least i have hotwings. wish i had beer though

think his brain has been turned into swiss cheese

what was the fire skelettersson haiku someone posted the other day?

Get ready for a wild second

When will SN give the people what they want and have a PTI-style show where Kevin Bieksa relentlessly bullies Dan Murphy

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oh no

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should i even bother with the 2nd?

How bad could it be?

Life long knights fan reporting in

go knights

>8.7
yikes that has to be a league worst

don't be a dirty CASHUAL

Thinking bout Erik Haula lads

>7 SOG

Jesus

>20 shots for Vegas

lawdy lawdy

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this fucking team would be absolute shit tier without marky playing like a wall every night lmao

brutal game for rousell

it begins

here >we come top 5 pick

got eem

finally lel

>claim to be a contender
>take 25 minutes to score a goal on >us

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don't you think it's ironic that Paccioretty was a Canadien, but he's always scoring against other canadians?

they cut the orca in half

what the fuck was that sequence. god damn can't wait for these plugs to fuck off once the rebuild is over

i'm glad someone had the courage to say it

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Anyone not named

Boeser
Horvat
Petterson
Hughes
Markstrom

Should be on the market this summer.

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im sure other teams are tripping over themselves to take >our garbage

It's not even about getting value back, it's about clearing roster and cap space and getting picks.

>hutton passes it back blindly
>doesnt work
>stecher passes it down the middle blindly
>doesnt work
>goal

>giving up on Jakke so easily

>salivatingBobMurray.jpg

the blueline is going to be almost completely rolled over next year because most of the contracts are ending.

"Somebody's doing the raping" - Donald J. Trump

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>kitties

i just want a petey point, don't give a shit about the loss. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>yfw Biega has the lone Canucks goal tonight

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i keep waiting for him to have his bad game but hes managing to remain consistent so far.

I'm dead inside,why do I watch Canucks games live

I assume the trainers were doing emergency talent infusions from Biega into Gudbranson before every game

Seeing the young prospects develop

The right to be smug at bandwagoners during the 2022 Cup run

im kind of surprised the ruins are still managing to remain relevant. almost all the elite teams from around 2010 are struggling now but the ruins are still pushing along.

i mean what were you expecting, we're a rebuilding team

You may be dead inside for unrelated reasons.. but being dead inside is DEFINTELY the reason you watch the Nucks

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We've been rebuilding since 2014 though unfortunately

no they were "retooling" then. they only started using the term rebuilding in like 2017.

>snes

not officially until last season. sedins with vrbata were still competitive

can't wait to see this team play desperate in the last 5 mins like they always do instead of the entire game

Fucking markstrom keeping the nucks in this game

well this is going as expected

he managed to get a clear breakaway when all the defenders are in the zone

l
m
a
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Spoke too soon

Cucks getting btfo

i think we have sort of reached the "maximum" >we can fall. i really dont see the debbies or cucks being able to close that 5+ point gap. some of the teams ahead of >us are starting to pull away too.

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Eagerly anticipating that inevitable #5 pick

nucks wanna try and make this interesting in the third?

I have a small feeling that Bettman will rig the draft so we can get both brothers.

Skelly hat trick

think we can get to 20 shots

Glad I skipped on this game lol

>these scoring chances

t. just woke up

I was the third post in this thread

>stat padding against the nucks
It’s not even satisfying at this point

It's another nucks get butt-blasted by the new kid episode

Game will end 9-2 for VGK I'm calling it

they gonna have 50+ shots tonight

Vegas should have started subban

Could just have let both rest

Just kidding about that last part. It'll probably be 5-1 for Vegas something like that.

On the plus side we're saving big dollars on Boeser's next contract right now

I just want Vegas to hit the big 50 SOG.

travis green is a fraud

2 to go

They aren’t even trying at this point

Same, also digits confirm. Vancouver hosting the draft + getting two brothers again is hopefully too irresistible a storyline for the Bettlord to ignore

Could have gone to this game and got some free krispy kremes

Shannon, you in here?

yes

canucks more like cantpucks amirite?

>outshot 3-1

lmao we Hughes Twins now

gg boys

GG Vegas

Our year to draft first overall confirmed

need a shower after that