500 miles of racing at speeds approaching 200....er.....180 ish mph in the draft. New aero package could result in some 2015-tier levels of "clean air wins" trash, but you don't have anything else to do anyway.
(((Commercial))) coverage: fox
Green flag: 1530 ish
Stream: TBD
Let's go racing.
Bring your rags.
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Not the thread but FUCK ARCA but allowing /ragsinabox/ to exist near me
OP here.
Let's use this one instead:
>I see my superiority is causing controversy
Anyone but a Busch. Harvick will win, Stenhouse will collect all the cars off the field.
Clean air wins?
totally agree. Only issue is the weather. The weather in the summer in the Poconos is totally unpredictable.
yup.
>questioning Al-Mir Allah
Why?
Nascar is trying to keep Larson down
CACTUS LADS RISE UP!!!
>fuck ARCA
This thread needs pics of Natalie Decker to distract from the shitty racing.
i hate rain. wish this whole place was a desert desu.
this, gimmie dem thighs, gentlemen.
>cleanest air gets to turn tightest
>create such a draft competitors all understeer trying to pass
Terrible package.
LOVE FOR ARCA
Is there a stream anywhere?
Go rub one out and come back when you can focus.
>Harvick and Logano fighting for the win
tits or gtfo
This race has been great imo
Stream:
ok.ru
Hope Lightning Mcqueen finnaly gets his Piston Cup.
race has been largely uneventful, still salty about the insanely retarded pit penalities we saw today
You shouldn't be posting during races DW.
Harvicks pit stall just fucking him over Lmao.
Thanks man, appreciate it.
>Harvick not being able to exit without peeling out just fucking him over
FTFY
>logano has a vibration
oh oh
great engagement on the nascar social media accounts as always
Someone must've replaced his normal buttplug with a remote vibrated and turned it on
i had this same thought but decided not to post it. im glad you did fren
We'll get through this together, buddy
Rolling for who causes the first wreck today
>tfw a somewhat straight male with a large selection of dildos, vibrators, and sex toys
Thanks for cucking the cars and deteriorating the integrity of the sport NASCAR, it really has been worth it for such exciting racing!
>this is the average Logano fan
Inb4 Kyle Busch spins Logano for the win. Brad spins him during the cool off lap. Hamlin and Truex get involved. JGR vs Penske rivalry blows up more.
Why does her face look like Jesse Eisenberg?
>somewhat straight
buddy...
>lelgano fan
no shock
>Inb4 Kyle Busch spins Logano for the win
I will a nigga would
have you come out of the closet to your parents yet? they should know youre a Logano fan, its only fair.
dam Stenhouse must be wheelin that Roush shitbox
this gave me a sensible chuckle
dubs and the penskes take each other out
Please someone wreck
>even if Joey could get his mircodick hard for long enough to stick it in his beard of a wife, dildos are the only way she's getting pleasure
rerolling
Please please please
I swear to god if these two retards let harcuck kryle win I will kill myself
>Bread and Lelgano not giving a fuck
Based
Nah. Roush has fast cars this year, just not as good as the Penske cars. Steakhouse was wheeling hard in Atlanta and Daytona. He's probably gonna make the playoffs this year.
Dubs and kyle busch fucking dies
checked
"I like pickles." -Darrell Waltrip, 2019
>every battle for the lead all race created by dirty air off the #3 taking away the leader's advantage
we gottem boys
These two are racing like there's a onions shake and a Nintendo Switch waiting in victory lane
how many years has this stupid deaf kid ad been playing now holy shit
God is a chaotic neutral and will make this happen just for the laugh
Witnessed
>dubs of truth
Newman and Stenhouse revitalize RFR, title stripped after it turns out the whole team was on cocaine
Kansas in the Fall
>$50 ticket
>night before some gay nigger Danica fan in the hotel bar says my dad has to give him a bj if Danica wins
>??
>bus ride to and from track with Rex + hotel makes it like total $300 per person for 2 nights
>track allow BYOB soft sided cooler for beer + backpack for booze - more than a person could ever drink in 3 hours (we're even high functioning soaks..I don't even think we cracked open the hard shit at the track)
>get to go on track/pits before race..leave all aforementioned shit in the stands
>nobody fucks with it as it sits there for 2 hours
>shitty flyover - it's a shitty Cessna
>smoke/food/bathroom breaks with half the section during cautions
>wanted this (or Monaco) as a college graduation gift since Gordon was retiring that year
>Gordon finished 10th and we got to see Lelgano take out Kenseth in 1 and 2
Would love to go back.
Also the lulz that ensued after that race made me feel like apart of history
...
>went poop but it was diarrhea and i got a boner afterwards and it touched the dirty water
Uhhhhh guys
FUCKING CHECKED
seriously, tits or gtfo, bitch
the last indycar race here was better than this
Does anyone know if its true that it isn't BYOB at the west coast tracks
caution with nine to go
p sure someone rolls dubs for Kryle to die in every thread at every race and yet here he is
This bread is simply magnificent.
ok satan
I don't believe it is. East coast I've heard is not BYOB either. Maybe that was just Loudin
NOO CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL
Go Joey!
I would rather see Dennis Hamlin die than Kyle
So which one is your wife's son? Joey "Buttplug" Logano or Brad "#2 Is Also My T-Count" Keselowski?
Please someone crash to save this race
Winner role!
Trips it is then, friend
nice a shit ending to a fucking shit race
Alright if digits Logano has a fatal wreck at dega this year
Can't kill God
New Hampshire is I just thought I heard some boomer on Sirius complaining about Pheonix taking his 12-pack away one time
I don't need think I've ever watched a full race go caution free in the 20 years I've been watching this sport
>inb4 caution
The absolute pinnacle of shitposting. Well done, friend.
Dem digits
>back to back fucking races with 0 cautions
this is awful racing
checked
Holy fuck the digits
>gets beat up by a pit crew
what did god mean by this?
cheeeeeecked
wow... makes the last post seem like a waste
I think a couple of Talladega races have.
both penske cars locked in already
The onboard sounds like a washing machine
>this race
>all these gets
its a bittersweet kind of burnt rubber feel
can larson still win?
Damn
>both
wow the last lap is the only good one, nice ending
Zzzzzz
Boomer probably brought glass
fuck joey logano
I feel like last year was better....
>tfw shit sucker is in the playoffs already
Why must it be like this?
Yes he’s basically won
I would have died from laughter if Keselowski slammed into Logano going into that final turn.
it's because the cars are easy to control now
>Pennzoil wins Pennzoil race
Hmmmmmmm
>larson in 6th like 50 laps in
>pit crew guy touches the ground with his hand
>fights the entire race to get back and manages like 17th
fuck this race forever
Rate this race out of 10.
whoops forgot about the irrelevant zoomer
it was. i was there. Harvick trolled reddit. this race was so boring. at least no cautions so it ended faster
who here doesnt buy pennzoil because of lelgano
I FUCKING HATE NUNASCAR SO FUCKING MUCH
see you guys next week
FUCK logano and FUCK Penske
420/10
would rather spend a night with your pic unrelated than ever watch a race like that again/10
5. Wasn't good, wasn't bad.
Went quick. One of my favorites won.
pretty much. later fren, be well.
>One of my favorites won
I'm so sorry for your
>17 races with this crap package
they'll drop it halfway through the season, r-right?
Wtf why is the top of the spoiler smoking on logano's car?
>Brad interrupted by burnout
Ha
5/10
Better than last weeks shitshow
i wish chileanon i wish. we are probably stuck with this shit.
>You now realize that Patrick sucked so bad she couldn't even get a win in a worked series with a cheater car.
Yes. There is no denying that this package fucking sucks goat ass, and it needs to die a horrid death.
Didnt watched last year races, is this package better or worse than last year?
10/10
There was a ton of action on the restarts, battles throughout the field. And to top it all off, my wife's son's favorite driver won.
worse somehow
>The Mustang now has half as many wins in three races as the Camaro has had in an entire season
>there are mustangs and cameros on the track
yeah and camrys my guy
Haha no
I would like Kyle more if she wasn't such a whiny baby....
Matt D is a no talent hack and all his fans are soiboy pussies
yup...
>pic related
approves