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/hoc/
Jaxon Ross
Bentley Powell
Ehhh...i've seen worse
Hunter Turner
modern warfare remastered is gonna be free in a few day lads gonna relive my zoomer highschool life
Asher Hernandez
Why would anybody want to get rid of the shootout when it leads to memery like that?
Ayden Taylor
It's game day boys and you know what that means
Robert Anderson
battlefield was better
Easton Howard
>no schedule
How will i know what games are on?
Joshua Watson
different games, different styles. every COD game after mw2 was dogshit, though
Jayden Jones
never played it
Nolan Jackson
3v3 for five minutes
if tied, teams roll separate d20 + # of goals they scored in regulation
if DC of 15 is beat, that team gets to add one player to their side
If they fail on the initial roll, that team then plays at disadvantage for the next five minutes
Repeat as necessary
Matthew Turner
For me, it's Patrick Burgerman.
Jack Jenkins
Lads I can't stop thinking about food.
Oh shit he must be angry after not coming even close to winning today
Connor Barnes
3 vs 3 for 10 mins. if there's no goal the ref will call gary and he will do a coinflp on who gets to win
Brandon Edwards
based
Nathan Brooks
For me? Its subnautica
Blake James
WSH 3-2 NYR (final, SO)
PHI 1-0 NYI (1st period)
>later
VAN @ VGK, 4 pm (1 pm Pacific)
COL @ ANA
OTT @ FLA, 5 pm
WPG @ CBJ, 7 pm
NSH @ MIN, 7:30 (6:30 Central)
CHI @ SJS, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)
Gavin Cox
>/shekel_flip/
not a Yea Forums
Angel Flores
once overtime gets longer than 5 minutes (((they))) are going to get uneasy because commercials havent been shown in a while.
Julian Perry
>if you're looking for me...
Juan Nelson
BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)
Hunter Martin
3v3 for 5 minutes. That's the whole game. We don't keep score and everyone gets a trophy. No gays or blacks
Liam Morales
Joshua Scott
black ops 1 was alright but yeah it was really going downhill by then
Jose Perry
>rags
SHIT team
SHIT fans
SHIT franchise
SHIT goalers
SHIT city
REALLY shit fans
Josiah Jackson
Kayden Long
>tfw only SHIT teams playing tonight
Michael Wood
>turn an 8 game losing streak into 16-3-2 record
who do the flyers kick out of the playoff race? Canes, Pens or the Blue Jackets?
Christopher Young
laughing SO HARD @ ted from akron rn
Jackson Powell
Pens
Liam Nguyen
>Blue Jackets
Would this get Jarmo canned or would he just kill himself.
Bentley Sanchez
those aren’t even the right teams playing you moron
Oliver Barnes
imagine being the teds
you trade all of your assets in the deadline and you still miss the playoffs
and then those players don't resign with you because ohio is shit and panarin wants out along with bob
LAUGHING SO HARD at the teds
Kevin Thomas
jarmo would flee back to finland and barricade himself in a cabin until everyone forgot he existed
Juan Sanchez
they're still 7 points out, it's unlikely
Angel Martinez
Tyler Brooks
>#BlueJackets ownership have requested transfer to Western Conference. Pending approval from BoG.
Carson Cook
Who would go to the east?
Cooper Scott
hearing it will be determined by lottery
Dominic Ross
Thay should request transfer to KHL or DEL
Adrian Long
>inb4 mcconnell tries to relocate to Houston to keep bob
David Ramirez
>Columbus
>West
Caleb Butler
Tfw it's a California team
Ethan Gomez
>>hearing it will be determined by lottery
Logan Cruz
Canucks - Vegas
Kevin James
Theyd get dabbed on in the central
Elijah Cook
Nashville - St-Louis should be a good one
Nicholas Campbell
hoc ded?
Cooper Butler
>Isles intermission break
>2 women
>1 hambeast
>1 looks like a stroke victim
Aiden Edwards
>2 women talking about physical play
Parker Evans
butch goring?
Dylan Jones
SMOKE ONE THE WATERERR
FIRE IN THE SKY
Jaxon Reed
>rub one out during intermission
>still 14 minutes left
Camden Evans
>Butch Goring
If ever there was a total drunken, homer, play by play guy
Isaac Richardson
ROUND 2
>fap!
Noah King
for me it's andie macdowell
Charles Lewis
Fucking Christ looks like the islels could be missing the plofs
Jaxson Martin
Jots getting btfo by ted tonight
Dylan Lewis
Have the Islanders even won a game since the one where they BTFOd Tavares?
Zachary Miller
yeah they'll definitely lose that 16 point cushion they have
Bentley Cruz
sam vs ted
ultimate showdown
Isaiah Nguyen
yeah of fags who need to leave /hoc/
Jack Watson
It'd be better to miss and have a better draft position than to get swept round 1 in 3 games
Aaron Scott
>2 limp wristed faggots fighting
yikes
Ayden Ortiz
the state of the fucking isles
Carter Myers
They played in arguably the most physical era of womens hockey so it's better than nothing
Justin Phillips
>anhalheim crowds
Its even deader there then south florida.
Ayden Ross
watching golf
Matthew Johnson
Only the first period m8
Jeremiah Edwards
every year there are a few busts drafted by teams that miss the ploffs. its not really that linear.
Jaxon Price
SILFVERBERG
Josiah Rodriguez
>letting that shot shortsight
Jeez Grubauer.
Grayson Bailey
why didnt they disclose the finances of his contract?
Austin Wood
hockey is just as bad as golf, just on ice
Jordan Johnson
You know that one team will be left out of the playoffs that is in the race right now, Columbus has 75 points right now they are the odd man out, 6 points behind them, and the islanders are losing 3-0 right now to philly, if the jackets win tonight, Pittsburgh will be the odd man out, if the islanders don’t win this week, they will be the odd man out
Cameron White
Unoh lemme check my duck financial papers I have laying in my living rolm
Robert Hill
is tiger even playing
Evan King
>7:0 SOG
>Avs
Zachary James
Robert Scott
lol, gay
Austin White
>jets are 23-5 in the last three seasons with ohalloran reffing
GARRRRYYYYYYYY
David Rivera
I hope to god it's the Islanders that get knocked out. Not just by losing, but losing due to a scoring drought. All the JT haters would feel pretty fucking stupid shouting WE DON'T NEED YOU, when they fucking would.
Michael Morgan
no but 56yo VJ Singh is right up there on the leaderboard
Andrew Morgan
what's wrong with being gay you megafaggot?
Carter Fisher
now let’s see the jets record the last 3 seasons with that piece of shit st laurent reffing
it’s probably 0-30
Leo Wood
Aiden Rivera
habs will be the team left out
Kayden Reed
I have no problem with it (sike). But God on the other hand....
James Diaz
>Laffsfags still crying about Tavares Iscariot getting jeered by the people who betrayed
WHERE'S
YOUR
JAMMIES
Grayson Gray
>still SEETHING
Camden Gomez
Everything you greasy feta eating homo
Julian Brown
All for you
Dylan Lewis
>believing in god
god doesn't exist you godless heathen
Christian Fisher
Buddy, you are clueless.
Josiah Walker
Parker James
Meme sequence right there
Joshua Davis
why didn't anyone tell georgiev what the rules were
what a fucking retard
>rags
Brayden Mitchell
nice defensive system isles
Justin Torres
>bulgarian born russian
>rules
Juan Cruz
Dylan Robinson
I'm sorry
Charles Brown
>central is better than pacif-
oh no no no
Chase Russell
>feasting on SHIT teams
Hudson Sullivan
said nobody. everyone knows the central is trash this year.
Aaron Myers
he didnt post a picture of the craplantic tho
Leo Sanders
He's just a hongpooper faggot riding the coattails of better teams
Adrian Johnson
rent free
Dylan Myers
>all games in intermission
GARY
Lincoln Jackson
Any team in the NHL...
Please take any of these three fine players away.
Ian Ross
kesler for lucic
Angel Morgan
Getz can stay just take away his C
Alexander Lewis
why does the crapitals logo have a shadow but none of the other do?
Oliver Lewis
they have depth
Aiden Parker
Cup free
Logan Nelson
>Because they are reigning champs.
But seriously because that was the first png that came up when I typed in "Washington capitals logo png"
Jace Richardson
DUCKS
Henry Jones
based and snuspilled
Nolan Phillips
Jackets WILL win the cup
My dubs say so
Adam Richardson
Red Wings have 17 more games remaining, and I project their team gpg at 2.35 and their team gapg at 3.75 and thus you'll all be happy to know that they shall have the #1 pick this Spring.
Ethan Carter
you’re not supposed to eat silica gel packets
Gabriel Bailey
How the hell did this trio never make it to the Finals?
Angel Baker
Perry, if you eat the salary.
Logan Cooper
>Yotes make the playoffs
>Face the Jets
>OLD JETS VS NEW JETS
Nolan Morgan
Imagine the Yotes beating them too. How butt blasted would the Jest be?
That said, if that matchup happens I'm rooting for the desert dogs.
Adam Lopez
But its flavoured with flavoured with spruce shoots and fellflowers.
Chase James
imagine having a balding captain
Brody Clark
How mad would /hoc/ be if Flyers win the cup?
Josiah Ross
>eating chew
Zachary Foster
Actually they are safe to eat but just dont taste good
Sebastian Wright
>chewing eat
Landon Jones
not mad desu
but they have to beat the pens on their way there
Kevin Barnes
You aren't supposed to eat dicks either but you still do that
Michael Lee
flylels winning the Cup would cause more asspain for /hoc/ than even the >laffs
Josiah Hall
eberle says stop bullying
Tyler Richardson
I see your gay
Kayden Gomez
My gay what
Jeremiah Turner
Jackie’s WILL win the cup
My dubs say so
Daniel Diaz
Time to gas ys Ted
Ayden Ortiz
Why would I gas my self? How even could I?
Cooper Morales
teds are missing the playoffs but they'll win the draft lottery afterwards
Jackson Cruz
>All Stars Game
>very few players in it ever played for the Stars
Oliver Gray
>tfw CWHL playoffs are still a week away
Jeremiah Lewis
hahahahaHAHAHAHA
Sebastian Jones
Hook one of these up to your car
Jayden Harris
>Jumbo Joe moves to 14th on the all-time games list and 14th in all-time points with 3 points tonight
Hatty incoming lads
Jordan Carter
Go to the gas station, pull out a nozzle and soak yourself with gas, walk out into the drive entrance and strike a match.
Let us know how it works out .
Jason Sanchez
u w0t m8
Brody James
literally who would get mad at a flyers cup win aside from maybe poongs fans
Zachary Murphy
oh right, my bad
>teds
Liam Adams
how shit is your GM that they give up the first round first pick to a playoff team?
Is there any saving the Super Nintendos?
Adam Martin
>rags
>ruins
>debbies
>islels
Luis Turner
Man why do people drink natural light
Gavin Johnson
move to houston
Bentley Adams
>Expecting to do anything with Duchene on the team
oh you poor naive ohioan
Matthew Walker
imagine getting out GM'd by Joe "I'll give our best players away for free" Sakic
Nicholas Robinson
and this time i'll be there. no studying tonight
Ryan Mitchell
Because they don't want to end up like a bloated water buffaler with alcohol-induced dementia.
Evan Carter
Nothing can make Pens fans mad desu
I've seen my team win 5 Cups, everything from here on out is just victory laps
Josiah Lee
You “fans” are the whiniest bunch of faggots in all of sports. Fuck you, fuck your five cups, fuck Crosby, fuck Malkin, and fuck shitsburg.
Landon Green
t. filthadelphian
Connor Thomas
>You “fans” are the whiniest bunch of faggots in all of sports.
yes hello have you met Tampa yet
Samuel Lopez
FOWLER
SHORE
SILFVERBERG
Landon Rodriguez
Luke Price
Are >we seriously about to lose to fucking Anaheim
Lucas Hill
reddit is sort of like Yea Forums but better
Justin Carter
>soilers: south
Camden Gray
You should meet Oiler fans
Jaxson Nguyen
lol u mad
Brayden Russell
>tf
>tp
Checks out.
Ian Green
if you remember watching the 91 and 92 Stanley Cups then you belong in a retirement home
Josiah White
Yes how can you fucking lose to Analslime!! FFS Beat the ducks so they can tank for Hughes
Julian Myers
They've been mercifully quiet for a while now.
Jeremiah Taylor
why don't the avs want to make the playoffs
Gabriel Davis
>Ottawa goalie crying to the ref because the sun from outside the arena is in his eyes
pussy ass ho
Juan Williams
>Implying
Now that's a great question
Sebastian Cruz
1st and 2nd overall picks
Daniel Hernandez
>knee to knee
Avs are a bunch of niggers
Justin Long
pretty rich coming from the ducks
Jacob Butler
Julian Cook
its true. they actually talk about hockey over there
Isaac Smith
They can get both Hughes and Kappo
Kayden Jones
Is Anaheim white?
Logan Smith
I really like the fact that the Ducks have a player whose last name is "Fowler."
Brayden Richardson
Who said I was a duck?
John Bailey
this is the only way they can get nhl tier prospects because they are an absolute prospect graveyard outside of the 1st round.
Blake Martin
they also have the only dutch player in the NHL
Bentley Cook
How many players does it take to make the playoffs?
I don't know, but neither do the poo jackets.
Mason Young
His headcanon.
Anthony Cooper
>division rival takes cheap hit
>mad at the team that delivered it
I can tell you're still new to this
Camden Garcia
>accepting cheap hits
Nigger
Luis Roberts
Okay, but that's not a pun.
Julian Bennett
>PHYSICAL HOCKEY BAD
>SAFE HOCKEY GOOD
thinking soccer might be more your speed bud
Levi Johnson
>lolirado chimping out when they’re down
pottery
Tyler Miller
>ducks have 5 minute PP
>can't even get a set up
This team is so shit
Logan Cook
Cheap =/=physical m8
Dylan Nguyen
tell the chump to put on some sunglasses
Chase Morris
>not being able to draw a line anywhere
Someone make this user commissioner. All of the players will be armed with knives, and the goalie gets to hide a gun somewhere in his pads that he can use at any time before the whistle is blown. Major penalties are now only assessed when someone dies.
Ryder Martinez
>now get a double minor
>suddenly a 5 minute penalty turns into a 4 on 4
Holy fuck blow up the ducks.
Jeremiah Cruz
I see Sprong has really cooled off
Hunter Turner
In the early 2000's that would have been a 2 minute at best, now it's 5 with a suspension.
Not my fault your team entered the league during the "all contact is a penalty" era.
Isaac Clark
ducks to milwaukee desu
Cooper Howard
Yaaay more fights
Isaac Mitchell
>in the nigger years of hockey we allowed nigger play
Do you have a point m8?
Henry Howard
Bout to jack it for the third time today lads wish me luck
Josiah Young
its kind of a novelty though
Tyler Walker
there are more niggers in the nhl now than in early 2000
Nicholas Williams
>all contact is now knee on knee
Wew you are a special kind of retarded
Nicholas Evans
>nooks
It might be their year this year.
Wyatt Adams
Untrue, there are more blacks tho
Scott Steven's was a cant skate nigger.
Levi Wilson
Kings to Milwaukee.
WE WUZ KANGZ get WE ARE KANGZ
Liam Cruz
I said it was a cheap hit, I don't agree that it should have been an ejection.
Connor Wood
he looked great in the CHL but he hasn't really translated his skill well into the NHL yet. He's still pretty young so I think he might be a late bloomer
Isaiah Wood
All cheap hits are ejections m8 especially knee on knee. Dont be a total nigger dont get ejected.
Bentley Ramirez
think i also remember reading he had some attitude problems. he was thinking he was way better than how the pongs rated him.
Julian Hall
That's not how it used to be, is what I'm saying.
I don't expect some Vegas deadbeat to figure it out, but the NHL used to be more than just soccer on ice.
Lincoln Reyes
Other than his shot his overall game is pretty weak
Nathan Perez
fuck off racist
Jose Jones
this is the REAL schedule
Bentley Brown
It still is m8. There is still plenty of physicality and it's much more fast paced than soccer and is better by miles. We just removed the niggotry which leads to longer player life and less injuries.
>he thinks only blacks are niggers
>calls others racist
Wew
Hunter Hernandez
>It still is m8
>In the league where you get handed a suspension for checking a guy
dumb vegas zoomer
David Gonzalez
ROFL LMAO LOLOLOL LITERALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD LADS!
Blake Rogers
What are you faggots crying about now?
John Hill
That the Yotes might actually make the playoffs and take a spot from someone actually deserving of it
Robert Bailey
career lengths havent gotten any longer.
most of the prospects drafted in the past decade play less that 100 games during their career and even for those few a large portion of them play less than 10 games in the nhl.
Isaiah Miller
>laffs
>now struggling to make the ploffs
Juan Torres
/awooooooooooo/
Easton Stewart
I was about to ask the same thing
Did Henrique score?
Josiah Foster
Minnesota won’t let that happen
Zachary Taylor
>2,5 euros down the drain
Hunter Stewart
No both goals were scored by Silfverberg.
Henrique doesn't have an assist, either.
Andrew Ramirez
The ELC's help lower career length. 3rd pairing D and bottom 6 F can be easily moved out and replaced once their ELC runs out, to help manage the cap
Jayden Smith
so? if they were nhl-tier a different team would have picked them up.
Noah Perry
My Sabres are done. See ya in October.
Ayden Ross
>Minnesota still thinks they're in the middle of a cup window
lmao
Charles Bell
>My Sabres are done. See ya in October.
This post is about a month late.
Carson Collins
Pl0ffs Prediction time.
Isaiah Turner
>not coming back for the draft
are you sure you're a sabres fan? that's the only time I ever see them
Ayden Long
dallas
minnesota
pittsburg
columbus
Matthew Gomez
who's gonna take their spot? no one in the atlantic is a threat except the habs, which aren't exactly threatening. the real race is in the metro.
Adrian Parker
NHL draft doesn’t matter
Andrew Nelson
shorks get reversed swept again
Jacob Cruz
>u will b
Ayden Cooper
BROOOONS
Easton Lewis
Minnesota will choke out of the playoffs and let a meme team like Colorado or Arizona in at the last minute.
Leafs get knocked out round 1 in game 7 versus Boston
Teds will win their first playoff series in franchise history, and then get bounced in round 2
Hurricanes manage to win a playoff series and then get bounced
Sharks vs Flames in the second round ends up being the most kino series of the playoffs
Jack Kelly
>sharks
>round 2
Not so fast
Joseph Morris
Except it wasnt for checking a guy it was for a cheap knee to knee you mongoloid
William Cook
YES YES YES!!!!
AVS sCORED!!!
Wyatt Flores
>implying I was still talking about Cole's ejection
man you're slow
why the fuck do you care anyway, shouldn't you be watching your team right now?
Matthew Brooks
laffs will have a lebron/JR smith level fuck up during game one and continue to implode throughout the series
Cooper Ward
>not mad at the sabres yet?
>u will b
>yfw you realize that it was a dire warning for their own fanbase all along
Logan Martinez
What kind of Disney on ice shit will Vegas have this time around?
Alexander Cruz
>I-I wasnt talking about what we were talking about
Not my fault you are a scatterbrained faggot
Mason King
NOW MY WIFE’S BOYFRIEND WILL LET ME PLAY HIS NINTENDO SWITCH!!!
Samuel Rogers
not my fault you can't read into context clues you dumbfuck zoomer
maybe that's why you're forced to live in a desert shithole
Jaxon Price
sup hoc I’m drinking margaritas how bout you
Sebastian Carter
a canes/knights final would be a clash of the retarded ice dance titans
Justin Hernandez
Gotcha, stay mad and wrong you absolutely butt blasted fagatron. Meanwhile the knights are up 3-0 and out shooting the nucks nearly 3:1
Daniel Reed
>margarita out of a jar
Nicholas Butler
>upside down picture
>dirty kiwi flag
checks out
Cooper King
cute feet, lad
Julian Collins
vodka right out of the bottle
Chase Brown
yes its the best way to drink them
Joseph Reed
I doubt anything they could cook up would compete with the cringefest of the SCF game 5 pregame
Cameron Sanchez
eating ass
Noah Gray
What is it with sunbelt teams and autistic dancing?
Is this Bettman's plan to make hockey more accessible?
Chase Sanders
they're nigger'ing it up
Christian Gomez
thanks UwU
Parker Long
Vasy is MY goalie!
Sebastian Jenkins
Camden Gutierrez
checks out
I'm just wondering when Nashville starts implementing it
Connor Allen
FEET
Aaron Fisher
Rum
Connor Bell
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THERE HE IS!!! LOOK HOW SURPRISED HE IS! HAHAHAHAHA
Nathaniel Smith
I just watched an ice hockey game in England. Garbage, Americanised garbage.
Jonathan Allen
Easton Reed
1. ass
2. face
3. legs
4. thighs
5. tits
>feet
Grayson Mitchell
IS FOR EVERYONE LAD
Juan Sullivan
this is really quite a bad post, you should consider deleting it
Joshua Hernandez
unironically dont mind trippingballs poster, lads
Josiah Ward
Get out.
Hudson Hernandez
Then you probably won’t mind my nuts on your chin
Jason Howard
Feet are gross
Jeremiah Bailey
how do I get a girlfriend?
Brandon Howard
Business idea:
Make the (You)s a sort of point system based on the quality of the post. Also, to keep track of the accumulated (You)s, usernames are chosen. All to better the 4channel community.
Noah Taylor
Feet are neat
Caleb Cook
t. MarvelCatsBacon
Christian Bailey
the skill level wouldn't come close to the NHL so no wonder you weren't impressed
Ryder Bennett
Adrian Perry
Evan Ward
shant be choosing a gay username to attach to my autism online, lads
Josiah White
Game gets boring real quick
Jose Rogers
anonymytity isn't great either because people are more inclined to make low quality shitposts
William Russell
Reddit would be better if it had user posting
Dominic Thomas
hope the majority of you go to reddit so I can hangout here with sam ted and greece and have meaningful discussions
Henry Robinson
If a team pulls their goalie then they shouldn't be allowed icing
Angel Perry
Are they though?
Nicholas Ramirez
i'd lick em up and suck on her big toe desu
Benjamin Bailey
upvote
Jacob Nguyen
gg ducks
Evan Fisher
Ayden Powell
Wew got a win
Ethan Nguyen
There goes their dreams of Hughes and/or Kappo
Oliver Morgan
Fuck the ducks and fuck the avs desu
Asher Martinez
Blake Williams
empty net goals shouldnt count
Jaxson Peterson
>91248186
worst post in the thread
Jason Reed
whats up, lads?
Zachary Rogers
imagine loosing to team without players
Ian Williams
1. walk around holding boxes/documents
2. find a girl walking around holding boxes/documents
3. bump into her
4. ???
5. PROFIT
Camden Thomas
guys i like the new Yea Forums format
Landon Wright
Thanks to based Sweden I can watch hockey while enjoying my Göteborgs Rapé.
Benjamin Sanders
rape you say?
Jeremiah Allen
rape?
Logan Nguyen
.............................thanks
Ayden Hall
>caps/rags
>nucks/knights
>now jets/teds
What a nice comfy sunday
Nolan Wood
hahaha, the feelings are mutual ally
also, TBG, he is allright too
Matthew Lopez
VERY problematic post, finland
Justin Johnson
Fuck off, no one likes you.
Christopher Gomez
Not really just need another 12 game skid
Juan Brooks
>get to regularly play the oilers canucks kings and ducks
Calgary and SJ should honestly be ahead of Tampa
Leo Baker
really?
Caleb Jackson
Hudson Adams
Really looking forward to watching the Teds back their way out of the playoffs tonight.
Ryan Butler
>it’s not even right
just stop
Cooper Moore
tara slone makes my penis feel things
Jeremiah Anderson
gonna watch a movie later on what should i pick?
>Spiderman Into the Spiderverse
>Killing of a Sacred Deer
>First Reformed
>Videodrome
Adam Rivera
like what?
Leo Morales
me too but unironically
Kevin Rivera
They WILL make the playoffs and will reach scf. You know who will do the same thing in the west? Blues. Blues teds scf, lads, trust me
Connor Baker
Watch porn instead
Isaac Green
Either point it out or stfu
Tyler Collins
>Blues teds scf, lads, trust me
"No."
Noah Myers
I already pointed out you’re retarded, what more do you want?
Carson Watson
get high and watch Holy Mountain
>the whole thing
Ayden Lopez
i bomb atomically socrates philosophies and hypotheses cant define how i be droppin these mockeries
Isaiah James
yeet
Henry Butler
So you're wrong thanks for playing
Thomas Rodriguez
LITERALLY WHO CAN STOP THE TEDS?
Samuel Rivera
He of the Ancient Gypsy Curse.
Michael Hill
The one time he gets it right and you have to be a retard
Ryder Gonzalez
Go Caps
Colton Harris
Already have bruv. Except a friend made me watch it while we were both on peyote. Messed me up for a while
>tfw no Jorodowsky's Dune
Jeremiah Brown
will lienay do a thing today?
Adam Williams
>he's a disciple
I leave you to your studies then
Liam Martinez
You have literally one job and you can’t even do it right lol typical wetback
Matthew Rivera
Except he did numbnuts
Chase Rodriguez
>he thinks bracket is a mexican
Wew the retardation is strong
Justin Price
Look again dumbass
Charles Wilson
This is shittiest post I've ever highlighted
Sorry, /hoc/
Josiah Martinez
>upside down picture
It just looks that way because different hemispheres
Blake Green
Are you paying me now?
Cooper Taylor
This is a white swedes rape and it's a lot different than a black swedes rape my friemds
Anthony Scott
why does the crapitals logo have a shadow but none of the other teams do?
Levi Moore
Look, your bracketcuck defense force is out in numbers today. Your bracket is still wrong and you’re still retarded.
Andrew Thompson
>played another two hours of Fortnite this afternoon instead of practicing, skating, stretching, taking a nap, or doing literally anything that would be helpful
No.
Robert Evans
what the fuck is up with lundshits hairline?
Gabriel Cook
>vegas
>75 pts
There, now don’t you all feel stupid?
Tyler Rivera
I think that explanation is literally ITT m8 maybe last one
Answer the question
Not really
Elijah Murphy
lmaoing @ ted right now
Juan Hill
anthem dude has a long fucking face
Caleb Mitchell
I only pay in cummy’s and you have to suck them out of your wife’s twat.
Hudson Wright
20 seconds in a lienay already making plays
Matthew Jones
apologize now
David Taylor
>jest
Aaron Nguyen
imagine having the name bjorkstrand
Grayson Ross
Too bad you're still married to a fat ugly weeb
Jason Green
Jackets will NEVER be good
Angel Cox
Imagine being Sam
Jason Sanchez
>teds
Dominic Bell
LMAOING SO HARD @ TED
Michael Sanders
Objectively not true and neither of us are weebs
Then it's not a job is it?
William Williams
I’m getting real sick of playing like shit at home
Julian Brown
Connor Collins
The Winnipeg Sams are doing god's work tonight.
Anthony Sullivan
Torts meltdown incoming lol
Nathaniel Smith
jets desu
Dominic Morgan
SCAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
blue jackets are never in style, lads
Lincoln Cruz
imagine if he tries to fight paul maurice in the hallway between periods.
Joseph Watson
Angel Stewart
imagine living in ohio
Joshua Wilson
what if the teds miss the playoffs?
Julian Powell
No, you haven't got enough money to pay me to do it
Anthony Ross
Imagine losing to philly
Crowd wasnt so loud this game. Are they really hockey fans?
David Diaz
seems like a genuinely good guy
John Russell
>day wtf look from Jackets literally who defenseman
That said it all right there. Enjoy your 2 points jets
Asher Powell
he's not nearly as annoying as Chuck Barkley would have you believe
John Collins
>random puck hits the black guy sitting on the bench
he literally dindu nuffin. racist puck
Wyatt Cox
Giving up 7 minutes into the first is reddit
Benjamin Moore
Unironically this
Brody Young
This statement suddenly makes sense to me
>bridging generations
Liam Parker
Imagine gutting your team's future chances just to bring in some rentals at the trade deadline, only to miss the playoffs anyway.
Camden Miller
TOO MUCH MAN
John Hughes
This thread needs more POOK!
Nolan Perry
>gutting team
>didn’t even get rid of their top prospects
Hmmmm
Dylan Lopez
Ahman, I really don't have time, Shannon
>can we meet up later?
Jeremiah Cox
>too
>much
>man
Literally nothing is going right for Columbus.
Eli Jackson
LINAY MEME TIME
Matthew Wilson
Smoking pot
Daniel Jackson
this jets pp is pitiful
John Harris
>Ted tries to make the pain go away
Charles Howard
I'm going to allow this
>as You were
Isaiah Parker
sippin' pot
Nicholas Harris
I actually tore my oblique playing baseball
Carter Brown
Yikes, imagine losing to the sens.
Brayden Evans
DRINK BEERSBEERSBEERS
Liam Carter
I guess smoking pot is still edgy in America
Jackson Perry
Jackets have played some tough teams
At least they can beat the fags like Philthy and shottawa
Jackson Gray
>inb4 Hoffman buries a softie with .30 to go
Kayden Ramirez
why does children fortnite dancing piss me off so much?
Joseph Wood
he didn't even get a Victory Royale today
Lincoln Hill
>helleshit
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA GET FUCKT SAM HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Isaac Brown
myers should kill himself
Lucas Jones
it is in the shittiest parts of it
>for some people
Cameron Ramirez
fuck bread desu
Owen Lewis
>true north hockey
Ian Long
My life is in your hands Jackies.
O wait, that's my penis. And it's my hand.
Wyatt Reed
>panarin has 74 points
He’s going to break 90 this year he may get 100 next year
Ayden Morgan
kek exactly my thought a min ago
Elijah Butler
I want to see the fallout when the poojacks miss the playoffs.
Asher Adams
Not necessarily, everybody is managing to the cap, so they want to stock up with ELC's and dump players who show no signs of moving up into the top 10 skaters.
Tyler Collins
MOST DANGEROUS DRAW
Alexander Young
Depends where he goes
Ryan Price
>at Habs/VGK game
>all the kids are in Vegas sweaters
>everytime they score the kids do the fucking dancing
ruined my night
Jace Young
Jets got a lucky deflection goal
Jackets got a hard working hard skating rebound goal
Reminder to get pucks deep and keep your teammates in it even if you got an open shot
Lincoln Scott
Wait but I thought the Isles were a >first place team and didn’t need JT?
Don’t the Leafs have more points than them?
Jackson Baker
Sadly, the "fallout" is going to be the same if they miss them or do anything less than get the cup. Bob and Panarin find new teams.
Kevin Jackson
DUBIOUS DUBOIS DEVOID OF DISCERNABLE IQ
Gavin Bell
>lahardandhighine
Aiden Gutierrez
>lucky deflection goal
it was a wrister from the blue line by an AHL defenseman dumb dumb
Ryan Robinson
kitties are toast
Nathan Powell
And it was deflected
Noah Gutierrez
by whomst
Chase James
God fucking damnit Dubois
Owen Parker
Uhoh guys Snes are now a contender
Andrew Gray
Rando AHL'er
Michael Fisher
they beat the panthers... lets not suddenly think all is saved
Jaxson Smith
By wennberg
Isaac White
For most embarrassing team in recent memory?
Nolan Perry
God bless the Ottawa Senators.
The Red Wings are going to get that pick and the Cup is coming home.
Hudson Carter
the fuck is dubois problem?
Ayden Cox
Yes, Snes, go ahead and win games.
Keep winning as many games as you want.
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Juan Thompson
>Patrick laine
>4 goals in 36 games
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
James Flores
maurice you fucking retard get myers and trouba off the pp
Robert Williams
lindsey vonn looks like she dates black people
Brody Roberts
>red wongs fans sound like ted in 2014
Jacob Lewis
>coming home
in what way is detoilet the home of hockey
Grayson Price
Owen Myers
home of eatin ass
Lincoln Brown
>jets player tripped his own puck carrier
Colton Price
You can come over and view the Cup after it comes home, leaf.
Tyler Cox
but the ol' Joe has been torn down. Ain't no one gonna raise anything in Little Caesars Vomitorium
Anthony Cooper
Based nalle_puh doing absolutely nothing once again.
Anthony Williams
Get pucks deep
Nathaniel Sanchez
>Minnesota letting PKs girlfriend drop the puck
what did the mild mean by this?
Evan Rogers
We may even let you see Larkin's Conn Smythe.
Jaxon Hughes
RESPECTFULLY CAN'T WAIT TO JOIN YOU AND LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING MY TEAM PLAY IN YOUR GEOGRAPHICAL AREA
Jayden Cook
Good lord pk looks like a mega spook
Thomas Robinson
Jacob Ross
BLACKED
Nolan Gray
I mean, the "home of hockey" should at least be able to fill their arena.
Jackson Baker
if he got 'em to allow her to drop the puck, he gets to do butt stuff.
that's just science.
Asher Anderson
what would laine think of a boomershooter like modern warfare?
Josiah Ward
Get out as fast as you fucking can we will literally fucking kill you
Isaiah Miller
Why do so many fucking announcers always pronounce Bobrovsky as "buh-BRAAAAAAAHHHV-ski"
Jordan Stewart
ahh yes
the time honored american womens tradition of getting BLACKED. This is what america is all about.
Isaac Foster
SNES isn't even going to get the pick anyways. It'sgoing to the Avs
Jackson Sanchez
BOBROVKSY! YOURE BACK ON THE CASE
Brody Watson
>megas Pook
What did he mean by this
Bentley Scott
Cause fox sports
Juan Hall
Elijah Hughes
>dates 3 blacks after divorcing a white guy
what did she mean by this
Bentley James
Wha happened to Rinne?
Jacob Diaz
"Why do they keep calling me a nigger?"
Lincoln Morgan
Wrong fool. Because of TSN
They did it here first
Hudson Rogers
literally every attractive white american woman sleeps exclusively with black men these days.
Ian Evans
That pick and the Cup are coming HOME.
Justin Scott
>aberg
>fiala
>bitetto
I didn't realize how many of the Preds rejects Minnesota was connecting.
Henry Morgan
luckily white canadian women don’t often burn coal
Chase Rivera
not me
Mason Collins
>the shitty of Minneapolis
why does this place suck so badly
Luke Fisher
You aren't attractive and you aren't a woman.
Jace Stewart
>minneapolis
check again dumb fuck
Zachary Hill
get out, Jamaal
Wyatt Thomas
got a good business idea saved for next thread
John Carter
L O N D O N
Luke Hall
Where is Kippers?!!?!?
I haven't seen that dog fucking cutie in months!!!
Christian Nelson
Got a qt saved for the next thread.
Mason Nguyen
He not even that hot, dude
Eli Evans
Imagine the next thread, ewe guise
Jaxson Scott
/fit/ doesn't care for hockey
Asher Johnson
Leave Columbus alone!
Sebastian Bennett
gfd bob
Michael Cox
Unless /fit/ is talking about something that involves math, they don't know what the fuck they're saying.
Daniel Nelson
Can someone explain why Columbus are the Teds?
Only thing I can think of is Ted Mosby is from Ohio
Benjamin Williams
closet gays who spend all day looking at images of half naked men generally prefer wrestling I find
Julian Jackson
that's just a meme
Ayden Mitchell
who do you guys want to win the lotteries outside your own team.
Justin Lee
You seem to know a lot about it.
Just saying.
Henry Smith
>tud
Logan Powell
REEEEEEEEE
Noah Parker
myself, only relevant teams. Detroit, LA, Chicago.
Adrian Kelly
theres a blue jackets fan that goes by the name Ted. he seems like the only blue jackets fan on /hoc/ so people use his name and the blue jackets interchangeably
Carter Sanders
teds team is so shitty
Austin Davis
I will fucking knock you out Sam
Eli Torres
ohio sucks
Camden Gray
i got the next thread boys
Mason Lopez
Guy named "Ted from Akron" got singled out in a pens v cbj thread. Ages later, someone impersonated him and made him into a huge suicidal pervert joke of a fan. Weirdest part was the original claimed to be a bigger pens fan. No one remembers that though.
Cooper Edwards
teds will never recover from this failure.
Jayden Cruz
"I'm not gay you are"
>t. closeted fag
Landon Rodriguez
>LA relevant
they have a population of over 10 million but a smaller fanbase than the Winnipeg Jets. they are not relevant to hockey
Jace Foster
Please don't threaten Sam
He has enough problems as it is..
William Ross
>the stanley cup isn't relevant to hockey.
lmao. are you a leaf fan?
Camden Miller
So, wait
Are the Jets Sam's team??
>are we watching the Sams at the Teds
Noah Rodriguez
...
Isaiah Thomas
WHERE'S THE FUCKING THREAD?
Ryder Nelson
having a cup doesn't automatically make you relevant to hockey. look at the stars
Nolan Ward
Kings
Then the Oilers trade McDavid to the kings for garbage
Benjamin Reed
bump