/hoc/

For me, it's Patrick Burgerman.

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Lads I can't stop thinking about food.

Oh shit he must be angry after not coming even close to winning today

3 vs 3 for 10 mins. if there's no goal the ref will call gary and he will do a coinflp on who gets to win

based

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For me? Its subnautica

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WSH 3-2 NYR (final, SO)
PHI 1-0 NYI (1st period)
>later
VAN @ VGK, 4 pm (1 pm Pacific)
COL @ ANA
OTT @ FLA, 5 pm
WPG @ CBJ, 7 pm
NSH @ MIN, 7:30 (6:30 Central)
CHI @ SJS, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

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>/shekel_flip/
not a Yea Forums

once overtime gets longer than 5 minutes (((they))) are going to get uneasy because commercials havent been shown in a while.

>if you're looking for me...

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BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

3v3 for 5 minutes. That's the whole game. We don't keep score and everyone gets a trophy. No gays or blacks

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black ops 1 was alright but yeah it was really going downhill by then

>rags
SHIT team
SHIT fans
SHIT franchise
SHIT goalers
SHIT city
REALLY shit fans

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>tfw only SHIT teams playing tonight

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>turn an 8 game losing streak into 16-3-2 record
who do the flyers kick out of the playoff race? Canes, Pens or the Blue Jackets?

laughing SO HARD @ ted from akron rn

Pens

>Blue Jackets
Would this get Jarmo canned or would he just kill himself.

those aren’t even the right teams playing you moron

imagine being the teds
you trade all of your assets in the deadline and you still miss the playoffs
and then those players don't resign with you because ohio is shit and panarin wants out along with bob
LAUGHING SO HARD at the teds

jarmo would flee back to finland and barricade himself in a cabin until everyone forgot he existed

they're still 7 points out, it's unlikely

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>#BlueJackets ownership have requested transfer to Western Conference. Pending approval from BoG.

Who would go to the east?

hearing it will be determined by lottery

Thay should request transfer to KHL or DEL

>inb4 mcconnell tries to relocate to Houston to keep bob

>Columbus
>West

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Tfw it's a California team

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>>hearing it will be determined by lottery

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Canucks - Vegas

Theyd get dabbed on in the central

Nashville - St-Louis should be a good one

hoc ded?

>Isles intermission break
>2 women
>1 hambeast
>1 looks like a stroke victim

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>2 women talking about physical play

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butch goring?

SMOKE ONE THE WATERERR
FIRE IN THE SKY

>rub one out during intermission
>still 14 minutes left

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>Butch Goring
If ever there was a total drunken, homer, play by play guy

ROUND 2
>fap!

for me it's andie macdowell

Fucking Christ looks like the islels could be missing the plofs

Jots getting btfo by ted tonight

Have the Islanders even won a game since the one where they BTFOd Tavares?

yeah they'll definitely lose that 16 point cushion they have

sam vs ted
ultimate showdown

yeah of fags who need to leave /hoc/

It'd be better to miss and have a better draft position than to get swept round 1 in 3 games

>2 limp wristed faggots fighting
yikes

the state of the fucking isles

They played in arguably the most physical era of womens hockey so it's better than nothing

>anhalheim crowds

Its even deader there then south florida.

watching golf

Only the first period m8

every year there are a few busts drafted by teams that miss the ploffs. its not really that linear.

SILFVERBERG

>letting that shot shortsight

Jeez Grubauer.

why didnt they disclose the finances of his contract?

hockey is just as bad as golf, just on ice

You know that one team will be left out of the playoffs that is in the race right now, Columbus has 75 points right now they are the odd man out, 6 points behind them, and the islanders are losing 3-0 right now to philly, if the jackets win tonight, Pittsburgh will be the odd man out, if the islanders don’t win this week, they will be the odd man out

Unoh lemme check my duck financial papers I have laying in my living rolm

is tiger even playing

>7:0 SOG
>Avs

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lol, gay

>jets are 23-5 in the last three seasons with ohalloran reffing
GARRRRYYYYYYYY

I hope to god it's the Islanders that get knocked out. Not just by losing, but losing due to a scoring drought. All the JT haters would feel pretty fucking stupid shouting WE DON'T NEED YOU, when they fucking would.

no but 56yo VJ Singh is right up there on the leaderboard

what's wrong with being gay you megafaggot?

now let’s see the jets record the last 3 seasons with that piece of shit st laurent reffing
it’s probably 0-30

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habs will be the team left out

I have no problem with it (sike). But God on the other hand....

>Laffsfags still crying about Tavares Iscariot getting jeered by the people who betrayed
WHERE'S
YOUR
JAMMIES

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>still SEETHING

Everything you greasy feta eating homo

All for you

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>believing in god

god doesn't exist you godless heathen

Buddy, you are clueless.

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Meme sequence right there

why didn't anyone tell georgiev what the rules were
what a fucking retard
>rags

nice defensive system isles

>bulgarian born russian
>rules

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I'm sorry

>central is better than pacif-
oh no no no

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>feasting on SHIT teams

said nobody. everyone knows the central is trash this year.

he didnt post a picture of the craplantic tho

He's just a hongpooper faggot riding the coattails of better teams

rent free

>all games in intermission
GARY

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Any team in the NHL...

Please take any of these three fine players away.

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kesler for lucic

Getz can stay just take away his C

why does the crapitals logo have a shadow but none of the other do?

they have depth

Cup free

>Because they are reigning champs.
But seriously because that was the first png that came up when I typed in "Washington capitals logo png"

DUCKS

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based and snuspilled

Jackets WILL win the cup
My dubs say so

Red Wings have 17 more games remaining, and I project their team gpg at 2.35 and their team gapg at 3.75 and thus you'll all be happy to know that they shall have the #1 pick this Spring.

you’re not supposed to eat silica gel packets

How the hell did this trio never make it to the Finals?

Perry, if you eat the salary.

>Yotes make the playoffs
>Face the Jets
>OLD JETS VS NEW JETS

Imagine the Yotes beating them too. How butt blasted would the Jest be?

That said, if that matchup happens I'm rooting for the desert dogs.

But its flavoured with flavoured with spruce shoots and fellflowers.

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imagine having a balding captain

How mad would /hoc/ be if Flyers win the cup?

>eating chew

Actually they are safe to eat but just dont taste good

>chewing eat

not mad desu
but they have to beat the pens on their way there

You aren't supposed to eat dicks either but you still do that

flylels winning the Cup would cause more asspain for /hoc/ than even the >laffs

eberle says stop bullying

I see your gay

My gay what

Jackie’s WILL win the cup
My dubs say so

Time to gas ys Ted

Why would I gas my self? How even could I?

teds are missing the playoffs but they'll win the draft lottery afterwards

>All Stars Game
>very few players in it ever played for the Stars

>tfw CWHL playoffs are still a week away

hahahahaHAHAHAHA

Hook one of these up to your car

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>Jumbo Joe moves to 14th on the all-time games list and 14th in all-time points with 3 points tonight
Hatty incoming lads

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Go to the gas station, pull out a nozzle and soak yourself with gas, walk out into the drive entrance and strike a match.

Let us know how it works out .

u w0t m8

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literally who would get mad at a flyers cup win aside from maybe poongs fans

oh right, my bad
>teds

how shit is your GM that they give up the first round first pick to a playoff team?

Is there any saving the Super Nintendos?

>rags
>ruins
>debbies
>islels

Man why do people drink natural light

move to houston

>Expecting to do anything with Duchene on the team
oh you poor naive ohioan

imagine getting out GM'd by Joe "I'll give our best players away for free" Sakic

and this time i'll be there. no studying tonight

Because they don't want to end up like a bloated water buffaler with alcohol-induced dementia.

Nothing can make Pens fans mad desu
I've seen my team win 5 Cups, everything from here on out is just victory laps

You “fans” are the whiniest bunch of faggots in all of sports. Fuck you, fuck your five cups, fuck Crosby, fuck Malkin, and fuck shitsburg.

t. filthadelphian

>You “fans” are the whiniest bunch of faggots in all of sports.
yes hello have you met Tampa yet

FOWLER
SHORE
SILFVERBERG

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Are >we seriously about to lose to fucking Anaheim

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reddit is sort of like Yea Forums but better

>soilers: south

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You should meet Oiler fans

lol u mad

>tf
>tp
Checks out.

if you remember watching the 91 and 92 Stanley Cups then you belong in a retirement home

Yes how can you fucking lose to Analslime!! FFS Beat the ducks so they can tank for Hughes

They've been mercifully quiet for a while now.

why don't the avs want to make the playoffs

>Ottawa goalie crying to the ref because the sun from outside the arena is in his eyes
pussy ass ho

>Implying
Now that's a great question

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1st and 2nd overall picks

>knee to knee
Avs are a bunch of niggers

pretty rich coming from the ducks

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its true. they actually talk about hockey over there

They can get both Hughes and Kappo

Is Anaheim white?

I really like the fact that the Ducks have a player whose last name is "Fowler."

Who said I was a duck?

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this is the only way they can get nhl tier prospects because they are an absolute prospect graveyard outside of the 1st round.

they also have the only dutch player in the NHL

How many players does it take to make the playoffs?
I don't know, but neither do the poo jackets.

His headcanon.

>division rival takes cheap hit
>mad at the team that delivered it
I can tell you're still new to this

>accepting cheap hits
Nigger

Okay, but that's not a pun.

>PHYSICAL HOCKEY BAD
>SAFE HOCKEY GOOD
thinking soccer might be more your speed bud

>lolirado chimping out when they’re down
pottery

>ducks have 5 minute PP
>can't even get a set up

This team is so shit

Cheap =/=physical m8

tell the chump to put on some sunglasses

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>not being able to draw a line anywhere
Someone make this user commissioner. All of the players will be armed with knives, and the goalie gets to hide a gun somewhere in his pads that he can use at any time before the whistle is blown. Major penalties are now only assessed when someone dies.

>now get a double minor
>suddenly a 5 minute penalty turns into a 4 on 4

Holy fuck blow up the ducks.

I see Sprong has really cooled off

In the early 2000's that would have been a 2 minute at best, now it's 5 with a suspension.
Not my fault your team entered the league during the "all contact is a penalty" era.

ducks to milwaukee desu

Yaaay more fights

>in the nigger years of hockey we allowed nigger play
Do you have a point m8?

Bout to jack it for the third time today lads wish me luck

its kind of a novelty though

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there are more niggers in the nhl now than in early 2000

>all contact is now knee on knee
Wew you are a special kind of retarded

>nooks
It might be their year this year.

Untrue, there are more blacks tho
Scott Steven's was a cant skate nigger.

Kings to Milwaukee.

WE WUZ KANGZ get WE ARE KANGZ

I said it was a cheap hit, I don't agree that it should have been an ejection.

he looked great in the CHL but he hasn't really translated his skill well into the NHL yet. He's still pretty young so I think he might be a late bloomer

All cheap hits are ejections m8 especially knee on knee. Dont be a total nigger dont get ejected.

think i also remember reading he had some attitude problems. he was thinking he was way better than how the pongs rated him.

That's not how it used to be, is what I'm saying.
I don't expect some Vegas deadbeat to figure it out, but the NHL used to be more than just soccer on ice.

Other than his shot his overall game is pretty weak

fuck off racist

this is the REAL schedule

It still is m8. There is still plenty of physicality and it's much more fast paced than soccer and is better by miles. We just removed the niggotry which leads to longer player life and less injuries.
>he thinks only blacks are niggers
>calls others racist
Wew

>It still is m8
>In the league where you get handed a suspension for checking a guy
dumb vegas zoomer

ROFL LMAO LOLOLOL LITERALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD LADS!

What are you faggots crying about now?

That the Yotes might actually make the playoffs and take a spot from someone actually deserving of it

career lengths havent gotten any longer.
most of the prospects drafted in the past decade play less that 100 games during their career and even for those few a large portion of them play less than 10 games in the nhl.

>laffs
>now struggling to make the ploffs

/awooooooooooo/

I was about to ask the same thing

Did Henrique score?

Minnesota won’t let that happen

>2,5 euros down the drain

No both goals were scored by Silfverberg.
Henrique doesn't have an assist, either.

The ELC's help lower career length. 3rd pairing D and bottom 6 F can be easily moved out and replaced once their ELC runs out, to help manage the cap

so? if they were nhl-tier a different team would have picked them up.

My Sabres are done. See ya in October.

>Minnesota still thinks they're in the middle of a cup window
lmao

>My Sabres are done. See ya in October.
This post is about a month late.

Pl0ffs Prediction time.

>not coming back for the draft
are you sure you're a sabres fan? that's the only time I ever see them

dallas
minnesota
pittsburg
columbus

who's gonna take their spot? no one in the atlantic is a threat except the habs, which aren't exactly threatening. the real race is in the metro.

NHL draft doesn’t matter

shorks get reversed swept again

>u will b

BROOOONS

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Minnesota will choke out of the playoffs and let a meme team like Colorado or Arizona in at the last minute.
Leafs get knocked out round 1 in game 7 versus Boston
Teds will win their first playoff series in franchise history, and then get bounced in round 2
Hurricanes manage to win a playoff series and then get bounced
Sharks vs Flames in the second round ends up being the most kino series of the playoffs

>sharks
>round 2
Not so fast

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Except it wasnt for checking a guy it was for a cheap knee to knee you mongoloid

YES YES YES!!!!

AVS sCORED!!!

>implying I was still talking about Cole's ejection
man you're slow
why the fuck do you care anyway, shouldn't you be watching your team right now?

laffs will have a lebron/JR smith level fuck up during game one and continue to implode throughout the series

>not mad at the sabres yet?
>u will b

>yfw you realize that it was a dire warning for their own fanbase all along

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What kind of Disney on ice shit will Vegas have this time around?

>I-I wasnt talking about what we were talking about
Not my fault you are a scatterbrained faggot

NOW MY WIFE’S BOYFRIEND WILL LET ME PLAY HIS NINTENDO SWITCH!!!

not my fault you can't read into context clues you dumbfuck zoomer
maybe that's why you're forced to live in a desert shithole

sup hoc I’m drinking margaritas how bout you

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a canes/knights final would be a clash of the retarded ice dance titans

Gotcha, stay mad and wrong you absolutely butt blasted fagatron. Meanwhile the knights are up 3-0 and out shooting the nucks nearly 3:1

>margarita out of a jar

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>upside down picture
>dirty kiwi flag
checks out

cute feet, lad

vodka right out of the bottle

yes its the best way to drink them

I doubt anything they could cook up would compete with the cringefest of the SCF game 5 pregame

eating ass

What is it with sunbelt teams and autistic dancing?
Is this Bettman's plan to make hockey more accessible?

they're nigger'ing it up

thanks UwU

Vasy is MY goalie!

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checks out
I'm just wondering when Nashville starts implementing it

FEET

Rum

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THERE HE IS!!! LOOK HOW SURPRISED HE IS! HAHAHAHAHA

I just watched an ice hockey game in England. Garbage, Americanised garbage.

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1. ass
2. face
3. legs
4. thighs
5. tits
>feet

IS FOR EVERYONE LAD

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this is really quite a bad post, you should consider deleting it

unironically dont mind trippingballs poster, lads

Get out.

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Then you probably won’t mind my nuts on your chin

Feet are gross

how do I get a girlfriend?

Business idea:
Make the (You)s a sort of point system based on the quality of the post. Also, to keep track of the accumulated (You)s, usernames are chosen. All to better the 4channel community.

Feet are neat

t. MarvelCatsBacon

the skill level wouldn't come close to the NHL so no wonder you weren't impressed

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shant be choosing a gay username to attach to my autism online, lads

Game gets boring real quick

anonymytity isn't great either because people are more inclined to make low quality shitposts

Reddit would be better if it had user posting

hope the majority of you go to reddit so I can hangout here with sam ted and greece and have meaningful discussions

If a team pulls their goalie then they shouldn't be allowed icing

Are they though?

i'd lick em up and suck on her big toe desu

upvote

gg ducks

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Wew got a win

There goes their dreams of Hughes and/or Kappo

Fuck the ducks and fuck the avs desu

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empty net goals shouldnt count

>91248186
worst post in the thread

whats up, lads?

imagine loosing to team without players

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1. walk around holding boxes/documents
2. find a girl walking around holding boxes/documents
3. bump into her
4. ???
5. PROFIT

guys i like the new Yea Forums format

Thanks to based Sweden I can watch hockey while enjoying my Göteborgs Rapé.

rape you say?

rape?

.............................thanks

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>caps/rags
>nucks/knights
>now jets/teds
What a nice comfy sunday

hahaha, the feelings are mutual ally

also, TBG, he is allright too

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VERY problematic post, finland

Fuck off, no one likes you.

Not really just need another 12 game skid

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>get to regularly play the oilers canucks kings and ducks
Calgary and SJ should honestly be ahead of Tampa

really?

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Really looking forward to watching the Teds back their way out of the playoffs tonight.

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>it’s not even right
just stop

tara slone makes my penis feel things

gonna watch a movie later on what should i pick?

>Spiderman Into the Spiderverse
>Killing of a Sacred Deer
>First Reformed
>Videodrome

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like what?

me too but unironically

They WILL make the playoffs and will reach scf. You know who will do the same thing in the west? Blues. Blues teds scf, lads, trust me

Watch porn instead

Either point it out or stfu

>Blues teds scf, lads, trust me
"No."

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I already pointed out you’re retarded, what more do you want?

get high and watch Holy Mountain
>the whole thing

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i bomb atomically socrates philosophies and hypotheses cant define how i be droppin these mockeries

yeet

So you're wrong thanks for playing

LITERALLY WHO CAN STOP THE TEDS?

He of the Ancient Gypsy Curse.

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The one time he gets it right and you have to be a retard

Go Caps

Already have bruv. Except a friend made me watch it while we were both on peyote. Messed me up for a while

>tfw no Jorodowsky's Dune

will lienay do a thing today?

>he's a disciple
I leave you to your studies then

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You have literally one job and you can’t even do it right lol typical wetback

Except he did numbnuts

>he thinks bracket is a mexican
Wew the retardation is strong

Look again dumbass

This is shittiest post I've ever highlighted
Sorry, /hoc/

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>upside down picture
It just looks that way because different hemispheres

Are you paying me now?

This is a white swedes rape and it's a lot different than a black swedes rape my friemds

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why does the crapitals logo have a shadow but none of the other teams do?

Look, your bracketcuck defense force is out in numbers today. Your bracket is still wrong and you’re still retarded.

>played another two hours of Fortnite this afternoon instead of practicing, skating, stretching, taking a nap, or doing literally anything that would be helpful
No.

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what the fuck is up with lundshits hairline?

>vegas
>75 pts
There, now don’t you all feel stupid?

I think that explanation is literally ITT m8 maybe last one
Answer the question
Not really

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lmaoing @ ted right now

anthem dude has a long fucking face

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I only pay in cummy’s and you have to suck them out of your wife’s twat.

20 seconds in a lienay already making plays

apologize now

>jest

imagine having the name bjorkstrand

Too bad you're still married to a fat ugly weeb

Jackets will NEVER be good

Imagine being Sam

>teds

LMAOING SO HARD @ TED

Objectively not true and neither of us are weebs
Then it's not a job is it?

I’m getting real sick of playing like shit at home

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The Winnipeg Sams are doing god's work tonight.

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Torts meltdown incoming lol

jets desu

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SCAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
blue jackets are never in style, lads

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imagine if he tries to fight paul maurice in the hallway between periods.

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imagine living in ohio

what if the teds miss the playoffs?

No, you haven't got enough money to pay me to do it

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Imagine losing to philly
Crowd wasnt so loud this game. Are they really hockey fans?

seems like a genuinely good guy

>day wtf look from Jackets literally who defenseman

That said it all right there. Enjoy your 2 points jets

he's not nearly as annoying as Chuck Barkley would have you believe

>random puck hits the black guy sitting on the bench
he literally dindu nuffin. racist puck

Giving up 7 minutes into the first is reddit

Unironically this

This statement suddenly makes sense to me
>bridging generations

Imagine gutting your team's future chances just to bring in some rentals at the trade deadline, only to miss the playoffs anyway.

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TOO MUCH MAN

This thread needs more POOK!

>gutting team
>didn’t even get rid of their top prospects
Hmmmm

Ahman, I really don't have time, Shannon
>can we meet up later?

>too
>much
>man
Literally nothing is going right for Columbus.

LINAY MEME TIME

Smoking pot

this jets pp is pitiful

>Ted tries to make the pain go away

I'm going to allow this
>as You were

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sippin' pot

I actually tore my oblique playing baseball

Yikes, imagine losing to the sens.

DRINK BEERSBEERSBEERS

I guess smoking pot is still edgy in America

Jackets have played some tough teams
At least they can beat the fags like Philthy and shottawa

>inb4 Hoffman buries a softie with .30 to go

why does children fortnite dancing piss me off so much?

he didn't even get a Victory Royale today

>helleshit
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA GET FUCKT SAM HAHAHAHAHHAHA

myers should kill himself

it is in the shittiest parts of it
>for some people

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fuck bread desu

>true north hockey

My life is in your hands Jackies.
O wait, that's my penis. And it's my hand.

>panarin has 74 points
He’s going to break 90 this year he may get 100 next year

kek exactly my thought a min ago

I want to see the fallout when the poojacks miss the playoffs.

Not necessarily, everybody is managing to the cap, so they want to stock up with ELC's and dump players who show no signs of moving up into the top 10 skaters.

MOST DANGEROUS DRAW

Depends where he goes

>at Habs/VGK game
>all the kids are in Vegas sweaters
>everytime they score the kids do the fucking dancing

ruined my night

Jets got a lucky deflection goal
Jackets got a hard working hard skating rebound goal
Reminder to get pucks deep and keep your teammates in it even if you got an open shot

Wait but I thought the Isles were a >first place team and didn’t need JT?
Don’t the Leafs have more points than them?

Sadly, the "fallout" is going to be the same if they miss them or do anything less than get the cup. Bob and Panarin find new teams.

DUBIOUS DUBOIS DEVOID OF DISCERNABLE IQ

>lahardandhighine

>lucky deflection goal
it was a wrister from the blue line by an AHL defenseman dumb dumb

kitties are toast

And it was deflected

by whomst

God fucking damnit Dubois

Uhoh guys Snes are now a contender

Rando AHL'er

they beat the panthers... lets not suddenly think all is saved

By wennberg

For most embarrassing team in recent memory?

God bless the Ottawa Senators.

The Red Wings are going to get that pick and the Cup is coming home.

the fuck is dubois problem?

Yes, Snes, go ahead and win games.
Keep winning as many games as you want.
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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>Patrick laine
>4 goals in 36 games
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

maurice you fucking retard get myers and trouba off the pp

lindsey vonn looks like she dates black people

>red wongs fans sound like ted in 2014

>coming home
in what way is detoilet the home of hockey

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home of eatin ass

>jets player tripped his own puck carrier

You can come over and view the Cup after it comes home, leaf.

but the ol' Joe has been torn down. Ain't no one gonna raise anything in Little Caesars Vomitorium

Based nalle_puh doing absolutely nothing once again.

Get pucks deep

>Minnesota letting PKs girlfriend drop the puck
what did the mild mean by this?

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We may even let you see Larkin's Conn Smythe.

RESPECTFULLY CAN'T WAIT TO JOIN YOU AND LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING MY TEAM PLAY IN YOUR GEOGRAPHICAL AREA

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Good lord pk looks like a mega spook

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BLACKED

I mean, the "home of hockey" should at least be able to fill their arena.

if he got 'em to allow her to drop the puck, he gets to do butt stuff.

that's just science.

what would laine think of a boomershooter like modern warfare?

Get out as fast as you fucking can we will literally fucking kill you

Why do so many fucking announcers always pronounce Bobrovsky as "buh-BRAAAAAAAHHHV-ski"

ahh yes
the time honored american womens tradition of getting BLACKED. This is what america is all about.

SNES isn't even going to get the pick anyways. It'sgoing to the Avs

BOBROVKSY! YOURE BACK ON THE CASE

>megas Pook
What did he mean by this

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Cause fox sports

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>dates 3 blacks after divorcing a white guy
what did she mean by this

Wha happened to Rinne?

"Why do they keep calling me a nigger?"

Wrong fool. Because of TSN
They did it here first

literally every attractive white american woman sleeps exclusively with black men these days.

That pick and the Cup are coming HOME.

>aberg
>fiala
>bitetto

I didn't realize how many of the Preds rejects Minnesota was connecting.

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luckily white canadian women don’t often burn coal

not me

>the shitty of Minneapolis
why does this place suck so badly

You aren't attractive and you aren't a woman.

>minneapolis
check again dumb fuck

get out, Jamaal

got a good business idea saved for next thread

L O N D O N

Where is Kippers?!!?!?

I haven't seen that dog fucking cutie in months!!!

Got a qt saved for the next thread.

He not even that hot, dude

Imagine the next thread, ewe guise

/fit/ doesn't care for hockey

Leave Columbus alone!

gfd bob

Unless /fit/ is talking about something that involves math, they don't know what the fuck they're saying.

Can someone explain why Columbus are the Teds?
Only thing I can think of is Ted Mosby is from Ohio

closet gays who spend all day looking at images of half naked men generally prefer wrestling I find

that's just a meme

who do you guys want to win the lotteries outside your own team.

You seem to know a lot about it.

Just saying.

>tud

REEEEEEEEE

myself, only relevant teams. Detroit, LA, Chicago.

theres a blue jackets fan that goes by the name Ted. he seems like the only blue jackets fan on /hoc/ so people use his name and the blue jackets interchangeably

teds team is so shitty

I will fucking knock you out Sam

ohio sucks

i got the next thread boys

Guy named "Ted from Akron" got singled out in a pens v cbj thread. Ages later, someone impersonated him and made him into a huge suicidal pervert joke of a fan. Weirdest part was the original claimed to be a bigger pens fan. No one remembers that though.

teds will never recover from this failure.

"I'm not gay you are"
>t. closeted fag

>LA relevant
they have a population of over 10 million but a smaller fanbase than the Winnipeg Jets. they are not relevant to hockey

Please don't threaten Sam

He has enough problems as it is..

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>the stanley cup isn't relevant to hockey.

lmao. are you a leaf fan?

So, wait

Are the Jets Sam's team??
>are we watching the Sams at the Teds

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...

WHERE'S THE FUCKING THREAD?

having a cup doesn't automatically make you relevant to hockey. look at the stars

Kings

Then the Oilers trade McDavid to the kings for garbage

bump